AWOL Issue 147

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9 September 2011

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hua hin, THAILAND The third annual ‘Reggae On The Rock’ festival in Cha Am last weekend erupted into violence as gangs of teenagers attacked each other with various types of weapons including knives, machetes, and firearms. Reports have suggested that at least two hundred people were injured, while some posters on internet forums have claimed that up to five people were killed. Videos became quickly available of some of the fighting, which was shown on Thai television channels, but the events have gone largely unreported in the English language publications such as The Nation and Bangkok Post. The story appears to have been broken by the Thai Asian News network (TAN) a 24 hour news channel broadcast in English. The five hundred police and security volunteers struggled to deal with the outbreak of violence initially, but did eventually make arrests and remove many of the culprits. This sort of trouble is not unusual at the event, and mirrors the trouble that occurred at the Honda Summer Fest earlier this year in Khao Takiab, where shots were fired and again there were unconfirmed reports of some deaths. Both the ‘Reggae On The Rock’ and Honda Summer Fest attract thousands of mostly young Thais, with estimates of crowds in excess of 100,000; no doubt the vast majority of them have nothing to do with the senseless fighting, but it could mean that these events are not permitted in the future. If they do continue, a more thorough security operation is needed so that weapons can be detected and confiscated, and potential troublemakers prevented from attending, although the beach settings make this a difficult task. These events will also strengthen the hand of the anti-alcohol lobby, which will be a worry for bar businesses.

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CITY Amsterdam Athens Auckland Beijing Berlin Buenos Aires Chicago Copenhagen Dubai Dublin Geneva Helsinki Ho Chi Minh City Hong Kong Islamabad Jakarta Jerusalem Johannesburg Karachi Kuala Lumpur London Madrid Manila Mexico City Moscow New Delhi New York Oslo Paris Perth Phnom-Penh Rio De Janeiro Riyadh Rome San Francisco Singapore Stockholm Sydney Tokyo Vientiane Yangon Zurich

Min. Max. Weather 12 17 Showers 19 32 Cloudy 7 16 Fine 17 24 Cloudy 12 16 Showers 9 23 Cloudy 14 22 Cloudy 10 14 Rain 32 40 Clear 12 18 Showers 12 23 Rain 10 17 Chance of Rain 23 30 Thunderstorms 28 33 Chance of T-storms 23 32 Chance of T-storms 24 32 Mist 18 28 Fine 9 27 Fine 26 34 Cloudy 24 34 Fine 16 17 Rain 17 33 Fine 22 29 Thunderstorms 10 23 Cloudy 11 15 Rain 26 34 Thunderstorms 19 25 Showers 9 17 Clear 14 21 Rain 9 20 Clear 24 31 Chance of T-storms 16 28 Fine 25 42 Scattered Clouds 18 28 Cloudy 12 21 Cloudy 26 33 Cloudy 9 16 Partly Cloudy 12 18 Rain 23 31 Cloudy 24 32 Chance of T-storms 25 30 Thunderstorms 13 21 Rain

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Useful Numbers Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 TAT 032 513885 Tourist Info. Centre 032 512 120 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018

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Thesaurus linguae Latinae compendiarius, 1736: Back, To carry on pig back ‘Piggyback’ arrives in 1843, in Baynard Rush Hall’s The new purchase: or, Early years in the far West, in which Hall recounts a tale of a group of rowdies playing at racing with pigs carried on their back. It’s clear from the citation that ‘piggy-back’ was then a term known to the book’s readers: Meanwhile, two thus doing piggy-back in reverse order, had gradually advanced to the door. Additionally, here is an explanation of the (apparently) related phrase, On the pig’s back To be in luck; in a prosperous happy state. If ever a phrase were unequivocally Irish, it is this one. ‘On the pig’s back’ is a literal translation of the Irish ‘ar mhuin na muice’, which is used colloquially to mean ‘well off’; ‘in luck’. That Irish version is known from the 17th century onward and the English translation of it has been in use since the 19th century. For example, this piece from the New Zealand newspaper The West Coast Times. August, 1890: If one third of the yarns about the size and quantity of the mica deposit in the district have any foundation in fact the Greymouth syndicates are on the pig’s back. .. and back in Ireland, in John Whitbread’s play Lord Edward, 1894: “Begorra he’s on the pig’s back this time.” The notion of riding on a pig’s back leads inevitably to ‘piggyback’. This term, in its original form at least, predates ‘on the pig’s back’ and also the apparently related phrase ‘high on the hog’ - and all these expressions have some association with enjoyment. Nevertheless, there is no connection between them. Many English expressions and proverbs relate to pigs, no doubt because, as a race, the English have had much close contact with them over the centuries. The similarity of these three phrases appears to be no more than coincidental.

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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 The strange thing is, no one has been sentenced to be drawn and quartered in your state since the late 18th century, let alone volunteered for it. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Seeking exactly the right sort of closure in life may prove fruitless, but there’s an odd satisfaction in getting all your loved ones to read their lines correctly. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 You can believe all you want in fate and destiny, but when all’s said and done, you simply lack the willpower to stay out of doughnut shops. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 You’ll find out once and for all who your real friends are when you take the steps necessary to see who does and who doesn’t name you in their will.


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Upcoming Vic Hua Hin October Camp 2011 For more than twenty years, Patravadi Theatre in Bangkok has the tradition of making arts with young people and develops their potential. It’s art camp brings together various professional artists to teach and work with the participants. A showcase that brings together the teachers and students on stage and their family and friends in the auditorium will be the concluding highlight of each camp. Vic Hua Hin will continue the tradition in this October school break. It is an ideal way for students to spend their holidays. Two groups of aged 6-12 and 13 and above are offered. The October Camp 2011 costs 16,500 Baht for seven day classes with performance at Vic Hua Hin on the last day. For more information please call 032 827 814. Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great

place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Cabaret Show, Blue Angel Cabaret. Every night 8pm and 9:46pm. Midnight show on weekends. Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www. greenhuahin.com, email: info@ greenhuahin.com Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890

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music. Nightly @Livanto Restaurant Popular, Country, and Oldies. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. Nightly from 9pm Rock and Pop at Jimmy’s Bar, Soi Bintabaht Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm. Great fun, expect a crowd. Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. Uri (guitar) and Marayah (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz. These guys are good. Solo jazz with “Dr. Jazz” (Sverre Bey) Nightly 7-10 pm at the Fat Cat Guest House. Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant. Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with Hua Hin’s most venerable band. Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists. Thai Acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm. Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. They are quite good, and often have guest artists. Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, next to the cable TV office, and across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. Baan Chang. Soi 9 North, Cha Am. Next to Methavalai Hotel. Blue Angel Cabaret. Soi Sarakam off Soi Bintabaht. Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station.

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TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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amsterdam, netherlands Game show in the Netherlands ‘pits asylum seekers against each other’ A new game show in the Netherlands reportedly pits failed asylum seekers against each other as they compete for cash to take with them after deportation. Weg van Nederland sees asylum claimants who have been refused entry to the Netherlands answer questions about Dutch culture in a bid to win prize money equivalent to £3,500. The cash, designed to soften the blow of being deported, is won by the contestant who proves he or she has learned the most about Dutch ways of life during their time in the country. Glamorous assistants dressed in air hostess costumes pose questions as they test the asylum seekers on their knowledge of the Dutch language and of the country’s history and geography. So far, contestants on the VPRO channel’s show have included an aeronautical engineer who was later sent back to Cameroon and a Slavic student who faced deportation to Chechnya. ‘My first reaction was that this was a terrible idea,’ VPRO boss Frank Wiering said of the show, whose consolation prizes include tulip

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Child’s bed and desk combo for sale. Bought at Index Mall and never used. Like new. Will sell for 15,000 baht obo. Contact ted at 0890288042 or ted@ searescue.org Hewlett Packard 2100N Colour Laser Printer for sale. 3000bt will get you the printer and a brand new black cartridge. You will need to purchase 3 individual colour cartridges but they last forever in any business or home office. Call Paul 0861 604 261 FUJI DIGITAL CAMERA Model S5700. 7.1 Mega Pixels, Telescopic lens, all singing and dancing, all leads etc 18 months old. 6000 baht. Call Peter on 084 753 6252 for more detail

General - sports A full set of Gallaway golf clubs including the original bag hardly used 9000 Baht Phone 0877736053 Palm hills golf membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. Brand new Spurs shirts - 2 very high quality Spurs shirts for sale, 1 medium and one xl. unopened,brand new. Bought to take home as presents but staying in Hua-Hin now so need to sell. 450 baht each or 800 baht for both. call Julian on 08740 89512 or email juliankosmar@hotmail.com Looking for a Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade RAC muscleback forged irons 3-SW with S300 shafts. 12,000 bt and will include Taylormade R7 golf bag. I will also have the loft and lie adjusted to suit you so they are indeed Taylor Made for you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com Springfield Family Membership. Reduced again 25 years remaining. Reduced price for quick sale after buyer dropped out. Does not include transfer fee. 145,000 baht. Email: mrtncooke@yahoo.co.uk. Phone 083 617 5777 multi sport aquaglide (6 left). Lanai inflatable sailboat/ windsurfer/ kayak/ towable for 2 or 3 people. Plus 1 Big Sister for up to 8 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Pranburi. For sale, everything or individually, 10-12,000 THB each ono. Urgent sale. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@ hotmail.com pool cues for sale! Brand new and second hand. Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 or at Lucky Shot bar. Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313


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Motoring - 4 wheels pluS Toyota Vigo Prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com One of a kind. Fully customised ‘53 Willies. Toyota drive train, automatic. Mag wheels. Bright yellow. 375.000b O.B.O. Call Dave @ 0852919738 TOYOTA TRD FACTORY sports suspension kitas new just. 14000km. Cost 30K sell 15,000 BHT. Shane 082 283 8902 or ask at Bobby’s Bar in Soi 102. 07 TOYOTA HILUX Diesel PreRunner. new model one owner 4 door, manual. Beautiful condition, service history, low mlg. A bargain at 585,000 THB. Tel Thai 085 284 8059 English 082 790 4596

Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS Honda Steed 600 cc For Sale Honda Steed VLX 600 cc. Sold with book & Taxed until November, 98,000Bht Genuine 21,000kms on bike. Test drive welcomed, no offers for quick sale Contact Mick 085 297 3464 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697 Yamaha fino green/black color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055 Honda Shadow 750cc for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email robertkein@gmail.com or call 085 351 8402 Honda Steed 400cc for sale. Renovated Steed in Harley colours of Black & Orange. Looks and runs like new. Rebuilt engine 2 years ago with genuine mileage of 19xxxkm. If you are looking for one and test ride this, you will buy it. Comes with sales invoice papers at 80,000bt but green book can be arranged. Call Paul 0861 604 261. Can email images. Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 Brand New green/black KLX 125cc dual purpose on road/off road motorcycle. Fully road legal with only 400KM on the clock. Paid Baht 84,000 with 2 years transferable theft insurance. 75,000 baht. Email peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk or Phone 086 166 9880 Suzuki steep for sale,2006,km 19300.run really well and fast.taxed and insured.green book. Price 22,000 baht. Call 086-2845055

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Property Condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq metre condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel, great for investment or for rentals, resort behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10, and near the new immigration office. 25 metre pool, gym, bar, restaurant, beautiful gardens, maintenance charge only 13,440 baht per year, condo has balcony overlooking Black Mountain, on the middle floor so cooler, and at the end so extra windows for air and light. Condo fitted with blackout blinds so can be made very dark for good nights sleep. owner has blue book and title deeds with owners name on them and full english translations. BARGAIN PRICE at only 1.1million baht. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361. LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700

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condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

Rentals Small house for rent., A two room house with kitchen, internet, furnished, 4,000b/ mth. Near Golden Place, Soi 39. Email:jim_coconuts@hotmail.com Condo for rent. 28sqm condo for long term rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort just behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, gym. 10,000 baht per month or 9,000 baht per month if condo is rented for 6 months or more with payment up front. Please email property@ awolonline.net or call 081 649 8361 LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com Rentals available in Hua Hin / Phuket. Short and long term available ranging from 20,000 - 140,000 Baht PCM. We are independent brokers with unlimited experience/expertise in this market and a network of developers/clients ready and waiting. Contact us with your requirements and we guarantee to find you the right choice. Email tonymoorhouse@googlemail.com

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results Week 7 5th September 2011 Dolphin Bar Ladies v Dara Bar Ladies n/a Garden Bar Ladies v Bobbys Bgrs Ldies n/a Ice Bar Ladies v Bob and Nok’s Ladies n/a Lord Webb Ladies v Bar Tender Ladies n/a Muan Ladies v Sunset Boulevard Ladies n/a Papillon Ladies v Red Bar Ladies n/a Railway Tav Ladies v Talk/ Town Ladies n/a League Table

results Matchday 22 2nd September 2011 Braze Head Tattoo 4 - 4 Eagle B Dick’s Office A 3 - 5 Sunset Boulevard Dolphin Bar 5 - 3 Lucky Shot A Eagle A v Return Bar n/a JW Red 3 - 5 Papillon Oasis 5 - 3 JW Black Sugar Cane 5 - 3 Play Sports Lounge Talk Of The Town 3 - 5 Thaiwaii Bar

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League Table

Team Red Bar Bobbys Bangers Bob and Nok’s Talk of The Town Railway Tavern Sunset B’levard Lord Webb Bar Tender Muan Dara Bar

P 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6

W D 5 1 4 1 4 1 4 1 3 2 3 1 3 0 2 1 2 1 0 4

L +/- Pts 0 32 11 1 18 9 1 14 9 1 10 9 1 16 8 2 -2 7 3 0 6 3 -6 5 3 -6 5 2 -8 4

Garden Bar

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Team Lucky Shot A Thaiwaii Bar Dolphin Bar Oasis Eagle A JW Black Sunset B’levard Braze Hd Tattoo Talk of the Town Eagle B

Ice Bar

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Play Sports Lge 21 5

4 12 -30

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Papillon

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Sugar Cane

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2 15 -48

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JW Red

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4 15 -48

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Papillon

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2 15 -52

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2 18 -70

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Return Bar

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fixtures Week 8 12th September 2011 Bar Tender Ladies v Muan Ladies Bob and Nok’s Ladies v Lord Webb Ladies Bobby’s Bangers Ladies v Ice Bar Ladies Dara Bar Ladies v Garden Bar Ladies Sunset Boulevard Ladies v Papillon Ladies Talk / Town Ladies v Dolphin Bar Ladies The Power Girls v Railway Tavern Ladies 24 Cryptic Crossword Solution

P 22 22 22 22 21 22 22 22 22 22

W 18 17 17 14 14 14 8 10 9 9

D 1 2 1 5 4 3 8 4 4 4

L 3 3 4 3 3 5 6 8 9 9

+/- Pts 72 37 56 36 56 35 56 33 52 32 44 31 10 24 4 24 10 22 -10 22

this week’s fixtures Matchday 23 9th September 2011 Eagle B v Sugar Cane JW Black v Eagle A Lucky Shot A v Dick’s Office A Papillon v Talk Of The Town Play Sports Lounge v JW Red Return Bar v Braze Head Tattoo Sunset Boulevard v Oasis Thaiwaii Bar v Dolphin Bar next week’s fixtures Matchday 24 16th September 2011 Braze Head Tattoo v Sugar Cane Dick’s Office A v Thaiwaii Bar Dolphin Bar v Papillon Eagle A v Sunset Boulevard JW Red v Eagle B Oasis v Lucky Shot A Return Bar v JW Black Talk Of The Town v Play Sports Lounge

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The Hua Cha Hikes is on the ground and hiking in the Hua Hin / Cha Am area. Our group hikes maybe 5km+ a couple times a month. All nationalities and ages welcome. If you are interested in joining us, with no dues at all, please e-mail huacha_hikes@yahoo.com


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THE KANKO HUA HIN POOL LEAGUE

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results Week 5 7th September 2011 Garden bar 9 - 9 Eagle Bar Maria 2 Bar 10 - 8 Dolphin Bar Muan Bar 8 - 10 Dick’s Office Bar Play Sports Lounge 8 - 10 The Lord Webb Bar Sunset Boulevard Bar 10 - 8 Thaiwaii Bar

blue division results Week 2 7th September 2011 Headrock 9 - 10 All Nations JW Red 9 - 10 King Bar A King Bar B 10 - 9 JW Black Pink Panther 12 - 7 Montri

next week’s fixtures Week 6 14th September 2011 Dick’s Office Bar v Play Sports Lounge Dolphin Bar v Muan Bar Eagle Bar v Maria 2 Bar Thaiwaii Bar v Talk of the Town Bar The Lord Webb Bar v Sunset Boulevard Bar

blue division League Table

League Table Team Maria 2 Bar Muan Bar Garden bar Eagle Bar Thaiwaii Bar Sunset B’levard Dick’s Office Bar Lord Webb Bar Talk of the Town Play Sports Lnge Dolphin Bar

P 5 5 5 3 4 4 4 5 3 2 4

W 5 3 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 0 0

D 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0

L +/- Pts 0 28 10 2 2 6 1 0 6 0 14 5 2 4 4 2 -2 4 2 -6 4 3 -14 3 2 -2 2 2 -8 0 4 -16 0

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Team Pink Panther King Bar A TNT Bar JW Red King Bar B All Nations Headrock JW Black Montri

P 2 2 1 2 2 2 1 2 2

W 2 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 0

green division results Week 2 7th September 2011 Billys 5 - 14 Jungle Juice B PP v London Bar n/a Red Bar 13 - 6 Papillon Sabai 10 - 9 Limelight L 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 2 2

green division League Table +/- Pts 18 4 6 4 9 2 8 2 -4 2 -8 2 -1 0 -14 0 -14 0

next week’s fixtures Week 3 14th September 2011 blue division JW Black v JW Red King Bar A v Headrock Montri v King Bar B TNT Bar v Pink Panther green division Billy’s Babes v Red Bar Limelight v Billys London Bar v Sabai Papillon v PP INTER-DIVISIONAL Jungle Juice B v All Nations

Team Jungle Juice B Red Bar Papillon Sabai PP Limelight London Bar Billy’s Babes Billys

P 2 2 2 2 0 1 1 1 1

W 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 0 1 1 0 1 1 1 1

+/14 8 0 -4 0 -1 -1 -7 -9

Pts 4 4 2 2 0 0 0 0 0

INTER-DIVISIONAL RESULT TNT Bar v Billy’s Babes n/a

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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

new SEASON The new season is planned to start on Tuesday 13th September, but at press time the organisers had not informed anyone of the divisions and fixtures. Please call 089 616 3632 for more information or contact the organisers at Bar 99 in Soi 6. Details of the new season will be printed here when available. bekk solutions Fun Pool League

Presentation Night/new season Everybody enjoyed the night of the Presentation (see photos right) which was held at Bob & Nok’s bar where Bob compered the evening. Various prizes were awarded to players these included trophies but also for the winner and runner up in the singles final, pool cues. The youngest member of the Pool League is aged seven and plays for Bob and Nok’s was also presented with a Liverpool football strip. This, of course, was made possible by sponsors Bekk Solutions. Congratulations to the winners and to everybody else, thank you for making this a fun league. Good Luck next season. The league will be starting again on 14th September. next week’s fixtures Week 1 14th September 2011 Beach Hut Bar v Bar Tender Bob & Noks v Railway Tavern Bobby’s Bar B v Beer O’Clock Club Lanla Bar v Sinatras Maria’s Bar v Bobby’s Bar The Squealing Pig v Dara Bar

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Right: from top - Dara Bar, League Winners; Pond (Bobby’s bar) Winner of singles competition; Mike (Beach Hut) player of the season and runner up in the singles; and Beach Hut Bar, League runners up. Below: Bom (Bob and Nok’s) third in singles final

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A local golf event that has run for several years, meeting every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and providing results. Results: Friday 2 September at Palm Hills Front 9 - K.Kristensen 18 pts. Back 9 - R.Thorley 20 pts. Overall - R.Thorley 38 pts.

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Results: 6th September - Royal Hua Hin. A group Stableford. 14 entrants. 1st Terry Burge 15hcp 35pts. 2nd Nittha Dittkuhn 13hcp 34pts. 3rd Timo Ripatti 6hcp 32pts. 4th Cornelius Ringnalda 14hcp 31pts. B group Stableford. 10 entrants. 1st Tum Ringnalda 27hcp 35pts. 2nd Ben Amelsvoort 18hcp 34pts. 3rd Kieron Bose 17hcp 33pts. 4th Bernard Morgan 25hcp 31pts. Near pin No. 5 Nita Dittkuhn. No. 16 Fritz Schroeder. 2nd September - Lake View A/B. A group Medal. 13 entrants. 1st. Pawn McBerny 8hcp 70 net. 2nd. Tom Tucker 12hcp 71 net. 3rd. Arnold Ruijs 15hcp 72 net. 4th. Kari Matti 9hcp 72 net. B group Stableford. 10 entrants. 1st Martin Swift 26 hcp 37pts. 2nd Mario Aiello 17 hcp 34pts. Near pin No.8 Bill Reed. No. 17 Pawn McBerny. forthcoming fixtures: Tues 13th Majestic Stableford Fri 16th Sea Pines Summer pairs + S/ford Butterfly Rock Golf society

Results: Monday 5th Sept Lakeview C/D Medal 20 entered 1st Mike Ford (16) 73 2nd Mike Lord (11) 74 3rd Brent O’Bell (6) 74 4th Reto Vorberger (5) 75 Wednesday 7th Sept Lakeview A/B Stableford 22 entered 1st Peter Tucker (8) 37 points 2nd Steve O’Brien (11) 37 points 3rd Bob Welsh (10) 36 points 4th Mike Lord (11) 36 points Forthcoming Fixtures Monday 12th September Lakeview A/BStableford & Skins Wednesday 14th September Palm Hills - Stableford


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kicked off by bobby’s bar this week’s fixtures (all times Thailand) Key: 1=Home win, 2=Away win, 3=Draw Saturday, 10 September 2011 PREMIER LEAGUE 1 Arsenal v Swansea, 21:00 3 Everton v Aston Villa, 21:00 1 Man City v Wigan, 21:00 3 Stoke v Liverpool, 21:00 1 Sunderland v Chelsea, 21:00 1 Wolverhampton v Tottenham, 21:00 3 Bolton v Man Utd, 23:30 CHAMPIONSHIP 2 Barnsley v Leicester, 21:00 1 Blackpool v Ipswich, 21:00 3 Bristol City v Brighton, 21:00 3 Burnley v Middlesbrough, 21:00 1 Cardiff v Doncaster, 21:00 1 Leeds v Crystal Palace, 21:00 3 Peterborough v Hull, 21:00 1 Reading v Watford, 21:00 1 Southampton v Nott’m Forest, 21:00 1 West Ham v Portsmouth, 21:00 2 Coventry v Derby, 23:20 scottish premier 2 Dundee Utd v Rangers, 18:30 1 Celtic v Motherwell, 21:00 2 Inverness CT v Hearts, 21:00 3 Kilmarnock v Dunfermline, 21:00 1 St Mirren v St Johnstone, 21:00 Sunday, 11 September 2011 PREMIER LEAGUE 2 Norwich v West Brom, 19:30 3 Fulham v Blackburn, 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Birmingham v Millwall, 18:30 scottish premier 1 Hibernian v Aberdeen, 21:00 tuesday, 13 September 2011 PREMIER LEAGUE 3 QPR v Newcastle, 02:00

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rugby world cup fixtures (all times Thailand) All games being shown on Star Sports (True Visions channel109). Please visit The Lord Webb in Khao Takiab (p 2) or London Bar in Hua Hin (p 28) to catch the action. friday, 9 September 2011 Opening Ceremony, 14:30 New Zealand v Tonga, Eden Park, Auckland, 15:30 saturday,10 September 2011 Scotland v Romania, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill 08:00 Fiji v Namibia, Rotorua Int. Stadium, 10:30 France v Japan, N. Harbour Std, N. Shore, 13:00 Argentina v England, Otago Std, Dunedin, 15:30 sunday,11 September 2011 Australia v Italy, N. Harbour Std., Auckland, 10:30 Ireland v USA, Std. Taranaki, New Plymouth, 13:00 S. Africa v Wales, Wellington Regional Std. 15:30 wednesday,14 September 2011 Manu Samoa v Namibia, Rotorua Int. Std, 09:30 Tonga v Canada, Northland Events Centre, Whangarei, 12:00 Scotland v Georgia, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill, 14:30 thursday,15 September 2011 Russia v USA, Std Taranaki, New Plymouth 14:30 friday,16 September 2011 New Zealand v Japan, Waikato Std, Hamilton 15:00

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english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Man Utd Man City Liverpool Chelsea Wolverhampton Newcastle Aston Villa Wigan Stoke Bolton Everton QPR Sunderland Norwich Swansea Fulham Arsenal West Brom Blackburn Tottenham

P 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 2

GD 10 9 4 3 3 2 2 2 1 1 0 -5 -1 -2 -4 -3 -8 -3 -4 -7

PTS 9 9 7 7 7 7 5 5 5 3 3 3 2 2 2 1 1 0 0 0

FANTASY FOOTBALL Featured Game german bundesliga Saturday, 10 September 2011 Werder Bremen v Hamburg, 22:30 Weserstadion, Bremen The Nordderby, or North derby is a match between the two most successful and popular clubs in Northern Germany. The game was first contested in 1927 with HSV recording a 4-1 away win. Since the founding of the Bundesliga in 1963, the match has been held twice every season, except in 1980–81, because Werder had been relegated to the 2. Bundesliga the season before. To date 139 games have been contested with Werder holding a slight lead of 50 wins to HSV’s 48. 41 games have ended in a stalemate. Hamburg have had an awful start to the season with only one point from their first four games, including a 5 - 0 thrashing at the hands of Bayern Munich. Bremen, on the other hand, are sitting in third place, level on points with the leaders (Bayern) with three wins and a defeat (narrowly away to Bayer Leverkusen). Hamburg have let in fourteen goals so far, and it seems likely that they will suffer another, possibly heavy, defeat here.

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Stoke City to introduce onpitch midfield viewing gallery

stoke, england Following the signing of Peter Crouch, Stoke officials have announced plans to sell tickets for the middle of the pitch where fans will be able to watch the action taking place above their heads. The move to pair 6’7” Peter Crouch with target man Kenwyne Jones has rendered the middle section of the Stoke pitch the most valuable seating real-estate in the premier league. A club spokesperson said, “We’re the first team to turn football into a truly immersive viewing experience, we’re the thought leaders in this area. Sure, Sky will try and tell you that 3D is where it’s at right now, but what could be better than watching our keeper Begovic fire the ball directly over your head towards Kenwyne Jones and Peter Crouch?”

Left: Stoke fans are looking forward to their Monday morning trips to the doctors to sort out their stiff necks after the club signed Peter Crouch

“It’ll be like you are a midfielder back in the days when Stoke actually used them.” Fans have already said they are eager to take their place on the Britannia stadium pitch, claiming they are excited at the possibility of sitting next to Wilson Palacios in centre-midfield.

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Season ticket holder Simon Nutt told us, “I’ve always dreamed of being a Stoke player, and now I’ll get the genuine Stoke midfielder experience right from my own seat – it’s amazing. Plus, if the weather gets bad during the winter, we can use the untouched midfield turf to repair the goal-mouths.”

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