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This week it is.. Fair to middling Slightly above average. ‘Fair to middling’ comes to the party with two friends, fair to middlin’ and fair to midland. Both of these gatecrashers derive from the original phrase, but in different ways. Fair to middlin’ is just a colloquial version written in the way that the expression is often spoken, in mid-west America at least, which, as we will see, is where the expression originated. Fair to midland is an odder fish and comes from the mispronunciation of ‘middling’ as ‘midland’. The question is, why would anyone do that? It could be just a simple mistake, although that seems unlikely as ‘fair to midland’ doesn’t really mean anything. More likely is that it was the result of a deliberate jokey mispronunciation, along the lines of san fairy Ann, taking the Miguel etc. This could have originated in the English Midlands. It is widely used there and the English are inveterate ‘accidentally on purpose’ mispronouncers - Cockney Rhyming Slang is an entire dialect built along those lines. In the case of ‘fair to midland’, the origin is more likely to be the USA, specifically Texas, the reference being to that state’s city of Midland. The earliest printed citation of ‘fair to midland’ found comes from The New York Times, May 1935: Dr. William Tweddell, who is what might be called a fair-to-Midland golfer... The current usage of the expression is predominantly American and has been boosted by the popularity of the US hard rock band that has adopted it as its name. As to the original version of the phrase ‘fair to middling’, that is also of American origin. ‘Middling’ was and is a term used by farmers to describe the quality of farm produce, especially sheep. There were several loosely
defined grades of produce: ‘good’, ‘fair, ‘middling’, ‘ordinary’ and ‘poor’. ‘Middling’ is an old Scots word and has been in use since at least the 15th century with the same meaning as now, that is, ‘of medium or moderate size, strength, quality’. Around 1450, the Marquis of Bute wrote the Dictionary of the Older Scottish Tongue, which includes what appears to be the earliest example of ‘middling’ in print: ‘The ynch sulde be with the thoum off midling mane nother our mikil nor our litil bot be tuyx the twa’. This is interpreted as meaning ‘The inch should be measured with the thumb near the middle, neither at the largest point nor the smallest but between the two’. ‘Fair’ was used in the UK from the 18th century onward to describe farm produce. An example of that usage is found in John Mortimer’s farming handbook The Whole Art of Husbandry, 1707: As you gather your Fruit, separate the fairest and biggest from the middling. These farming terms travelled to America with the early Scottish and English settlers. Like sailors who, when they needed finer designations of direction than North, East South and West, came up with South-west, Northeast etc., farmers needed a name for ‘not quite fair but better than average’ and they opted for ‘fair to middling’. The earliest uses of the expression all come from the USA, as does this example from an 1829 edition of John Stuart Skinner’s farming journal The American Farmer: Two or three lots of good wethers [castrated rams] brought from $2.50 a 3 per head, and a few lots of fair to middling, $1.50 a 2. Farmers didn’t stop there and came up with other intermediate grades, like ‘good fair’. Needing finer and finer classifications of quality, they again followed the sailors’ lead and copied their ‘North-north-east’ style. In 1873, Beeton’s Dictionary of Commerce described a delivery of cotton as: Good fair to good saw-ginned Surat cotton.
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Discrimination Teacher asks the 7 to 8 year old kids what they did at playtime. Sarah says, “I played in the sand pit.” Teacher says, “That’s good. Go to the blackboard and if you can write ‘sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a chocolate biscuit .” She does and gets a biscuit. Teacher asks William what he did at playtime. William says, “I played with Sarah in the sand pit.” Teacher says, “Good. If you write ‘pit’ correctly on the blackboard, I’ll give you a chocolate biscuit.” William does and gets a biscuit. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at playtime. He says, “I tried to play with Sarah and William, but they threw stones at me.” Teacher says, “Threw stones at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. Go the blackboard and if you can write ‘blatant racial discrimination’ I’ll give you a chocolate biscuit.”
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Daily, weekly or long term Being unfaithful An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” Martha replied, “Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I’ve been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.” Henry was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons?’ Martha said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house, because we couldn’t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?” Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?” Martha asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.” “I recall that,” said Henry. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.” “Alright,” Martha said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?” more quickies I bought some HP sauce the other day. It’s costing me six baht a month for the next 2 years. I was walking down the road the other day when someone threw a block of cheese at me. I thought ‘That’s mature.’ So I rang up a local building firm, I said, “I want a skip outside my house.” He said, “I’m not stopping you.”
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Eat in or Takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 It turns out that whomever you have to sleep with to get a drink around here, it’s not the bartenders, the owner, the waitresses, or the bouncer. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 You’ll continue to inspire those closest to you to try and move away as quickly and quietly as possible. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 Although your roommate thought it was crazy of you to buy all that plastic sheeting, you’ll come home to find it applied to the walls and floors soon enough. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 Unfortunately for your personal philosophy, it turns out the free market has yet to come up with a truly effective way to just go up to women and start talking to them.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 At this very moment, hundreds of miles from where you are, some of the world’s greatest intellects are attempting to change the way you think about sugar-free chewing gum. Gemini May 22 – June 21 Your actions have not gone unnoticed. You will be summonsed to appear before the House Subcommittee on Talking About Work While People Are Trying to Watch Football. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 Efficiency is all well and good, but the FBI agents are right to point out that from now on, kidnap the kid before you send the ransom note. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 You’ll have a crisis of conscience when you realize that, despite being a faithful American, you don’t want to watch anything that’s on TV right now.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 The good news is that travelling will be somewhat easier for you after next week, as you’ll never again need to complain about legroom or not having a decent view. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 The stars are happy to announce that starting next week you will pay your zodiac bill on time, if you know what’s good for you. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 The pretty lady’s boyfriend will actually be a lot more polite than he absolutely has to be when explaining to you that who dates her is not determined by an essay contest. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 You’re not getting any younger, which means that a certain socalled “wizard” has a lot to explain about certain “reverse-aging potions.”
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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net Don’t Miss This Week Romantic Evening @ Vic Hua Hin Thursday, 6th October 2011, 7.30 pm The arts hub Vic Hua Hin presents an evening of enchanted music performed by pianist Aree Kunapongkul and cellist Apichai Leamthong. The duo will present works by composers of the Romantic period including Gabriel Fauré, Franz Schubert and Frederic Chopin.Tickets of 500, 300 and 150 Baht (students 50 % discount) are now available at Vic Hua Hin: 032827-814 to 815.
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Vic Hua Hin October Camp 2011 For more than twenty years, Patravadi Theatre in Bangkok has the tradition of making arts with young people and develops their potential. It’s art camp brings together various professional artists to teach and work with the participants. A showcase that brings together the teachers and students on stage and their family and friends in the auditorium will be the concluding highlight of each camp. Vic Hua Hin will continue the tradition in this October school break. It is an ideal way for students to spend their holidays. Two groups of aged 6-12 and 13 and above are offered. The October Camp 2011 costs 16,500 Baht for seven day classes with performance at Vic Hua Hin on the last day. For more information call 032 827 814. Upcoming Connect3e Charity Fundraiser concert @ Grand Market Muay Thai Stadium Saturday 15th October from 8.00pm. Local and international
bands. Great atmosphere, great cause helping children in need. Tickets: 300 baht. For booking and information call: 0847 371 545 Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd.
Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www. greenhuahin.com, email: info@ greenhuahin.com Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: gessom@hotmail.com Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: tonkhaw_p@yahoo.com Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: unity_artgallery@yahoo.com World Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Nightly Music 4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @Absorba Pub 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; Highenergy Thai country and rock. Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78. Nightly. Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor Pub Classic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for Life). Nightly from about 10 pm @ Usapasang Pub Do-Re-Mi at Milestones Pub, Hilton Hotel. Every night except Tuesday. Classic pop. Highly entertaining. Jazz 4 Dinner with the Hua Hin Ensemble: Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 pm @Rest Detail Hotel Live Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. House band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc.Tues, starts 8pm. Live Music at Terrace 90 Restaurant. Every Fri/ Sat Night from 7 PM - No Cover Charge. LukNam Band, LukNam Pub. Thai Country and Rock. Nightly 10pm until very late. It rocks.
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Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach. Tel 032 515597. Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road. Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com. Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Road Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub. co.cc/ Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999. Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club. Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www. livantohuahin.com Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. 19/119 Soi Hua Hin 19. Tel: 032 547 733 http://www. restdetailhotel.com/ Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, on soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. Web www. sasirestaurant.com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant. com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the
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road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.
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Property Marketplace Excellent opportunity in well established development This wonderful three storey home is a stones throw away from the beach and walking distance from restaurants and shops in this local scenic village. Within a well established development of 70 homes, 35 each side. This also has the largest communal swimming pool in Hua Hin.
3 Bed/ 3 Bath 50m from beach Ref No. 03256 280 sqm internal space Call/ email for details Last available condo in superb location An opportunity has arisen to acquire this last remaining 160 sq m condo with 100% private access to a stunning white sand beach with sweeping coastline.
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new beachfront condo close to town centre Luxurious one bed beachfront condominium and a magnificent five star gateway onto a 90m beachfront located in the heart of Hua Hin. It’s colourful, innovative blend of authentic and contemporary features of Morocco sets it apart with its enchanted private garden and extravagant lagoon. Just 2 minutes from the Night Market/ Hua Hin Centre. Facilities include a Fountain island with spa seating, multiple pools including children’s pool with slider, Driveway Car Park and Underground Parking, 24 hrs Security System with CCTV, Floating garden, Fitness room
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Two storey Galleria home West of Hua Hin Stunning home on a development surrounded by several world class golf courses including Black Mountain golf club. Breathtaking mountain and sea views. The developer will offer 50% finance on this project over a three year period at the basic rate of 7%. Also included is a free furniture package worth 700,000 baht. The road and infrastructure around this project is the very best as it shares the neighbourhood with H.M the Queen’s palace.
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Help the Elephants of this area - many are now unable to be kept by their owners as they cannot work any more. The Foundation will take care of these animals but needs both volunteers and donations to do so. Please help these gentle giants, or just visit them at the Foundation on the Pala-U Road 3.5km from Hua Hin centre.
Rides: 1 or 1/2hr (2 people per Elephant) or 2 or 1 1/2 hrs (1 per Elephant) Tel: 032 827098 or 081 199 0798. email: wut611@hotmail.com website: www.hutsadin.org
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Campania, the veil was made from 3.7 miles of material and measures two metres in width. It has now entered the Guiness Book of World Records. ‘I was really grateful to be asked to design this veil,’ said Mr Molaro. ‘I met tens of thousands of people on the way to the church who complimented my idea. I wanted this veil to symbolise peace and hope and I think we have achieved this.’ Subotica, serbia Beggar ‘making more money by feigning invisibility’ A savvy beggar from Serbia has been raking in the cash ever since he discovered he could make more by pretending to be invisible. For Nemanja Petrovic his risk-taking
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entrepreneurial skills paid off. The street beggar from Subotica got so fed up with being ignored by passers-by and hurried commuters he was tempted to throw the hat in. As an act of protest the 42-year-old tossed his cap and shoes down on the street with a hand-written sign saying ‘Invisible Beggar’ while he busied himself elsewhere and let off some steam. Once he had calmed down the cheeky beggar went back to his gear and discovered he had got far more than he had bargained for: ‘When I returned I was astonished to find a crowd and my cap was full of money,’ he explained. ‘Now I just put down the sign, a pair of shoes as a prop and wait for the donations to roll in while I have a coffee over the road,’ he added.
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naples, italy Bride breaks world record on big day by wearing 1.8-mile veil Thousands of people have taken to the streets of an Italian town to watch a bride walk down the aisle – followed by a full 1.8 miles of veil. Elena de Angelis decided to turn heads on her big day by adding the world record accessory to her ceremonial outfit. Some 600 people were required to carry the white silk garment as it stretched down the road behind the bride, who was marrying Ferdinand Pucci. The extraordinary design certainly caught the imagination of the residents of Casal di Principe in Naples, as large crowds gathered to get a glimpse of it. Designed by Gianni Molaro
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PLEASE LET US KNOW VIA EMAIL IF YOUR CLASSIFIED OR ONE YOU HAVE ENQUIRED ABOUT IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE. THANK YOU. CONTACT classifieds@awolonline.net Business bar for sale. Small bar in Soi 80 (Railway end). Price 60,000 baht. Call 084 314 7188 or 089 912 8753.
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gokart hua hin is looking for a maid/cook for their Podium Cafe. Call Neil on 081 817 3000. Counter attendants wanted for “Shakecentral Market Village”; Employees will be engaged in preparation of products, receipt of orders, production of order, sale, serving and the delivery of meals to the tables. Snacks and beverages will be sold primarily for take away or food courts in shopping centres. Also the role will include taking orders for seating customers and delivery of the correct order in a professional and courteous manner. Wage: 350/400 Baht per day. Plus bonus scheme and National Insurance paid after 3 months Training, uniform and English lessons included. If you’re interested please send us your cv/resume to Tony@layangardens.com or call 0861 776994. PROGRAMMERS/ DEVELOPERS to work for International Software company based in Hua Hin. We have 2-3 positions available for different skills sets, please apply if you have any of these skills. Essential Skills (MUST have): PHP v5 (with Object Oriented Programming) and MySQL. Helpful Skills (OPTIONAL - not required but helpful): PHP Framework (ie. CodeIgnitor, CakePHP, ZEND etc), JS Libs (ie. JQuery, MooTools, Ext-JS, etc), CMS (ie. Joomla, WordPress, Mambo, Drupal), Java J2EE or J2ME, C / C++ / C#, Microsoft .NET, Linux. Please send a Resume/CV and Cover Letter via Email to: Jobs.HH@IIBC-Thailand.com or call Shayne Micchia on 0822 838 902. SALSA TEACHER WANTED Every Friday. Please call 086 327 2757 Waitress - Restaurant outside Hua Hin close to Palm Hills. Looking for staff waitress and cook. English speaking. Email poker45@live.se or call 080 654 0315 Baker Trainee needed. Terrace 90 will Train. 032 516 587 Cashier, waitress needed for Bobby’s Restaurant and Bar, on Soi 102, must speak some English, good wages plus tips. Need full or part-time, good place to work, not a girlie bar. Call Nam 089 985 7473 (Thai) or Bobby 087 155 7737 (English)
General Two hand crafted wardrobes matching hand crafted wooden wardrobes for sale. 1st wardrobe H 83cm W 56cm Depth 24cm 2nd wardrobe 83cm 88cm 24cm Never been used. Cost new 22,000 THB will accept any reasonable offer in the region of 9,000 THB for both. Email 1dongibson@gmail.com Beer/Drinks Fridge for sale, Has freezer at the bottom. 3,000b. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com Space Crown Crash Helmet in black , unused present. 500 baht. email juliankosmar@hotmail.com or tel 089 489 3880 FOR QUICK SALE Acer Travelmate laptop, series 2420. Carry case, mouse and pair of speakers. B15,000. Concret/marble outdoor table and two bench seats B900. Phone: Jill 08 7791 8278 Electric piano with song, style, voice and music database excellent condition full keyboard new 45.000 Baht will accept 17000 Baht Phone 087 773 6053
SAMSUNG FULLY AUTOMATIC washing machine. 6.5kg 3 /4 months old. Like new. Bought for 6,000 THB will accept 4,500 THB. Can deliver within reason. Phone 0811 366 451 (Thai or English) Finely carved double door set.200 high 88 wide each door .Best offer secures. Tel Ian 0832072019 kitchen Equipment For Sale Full commercial kitchen All Stainless - Great Condition Includes - ALL gas burners, griddle, hot plates, rice cookers electric - hood, steamer, slicer, hot and cold desplay units 6 drawer cooler. Stianless sinks and work tops. all u need for a restaurant, ALL for 300,000 If you would like to see the equipment please call; 081 009 8549 English 089 915 0542 Thai Child’s bed and desk combo for sale. Bought at Index Mall and never used. Like new. Will sell for 15,000 baht obo. Contact ted at 0890288042 or ted@ searescue.org Hewlett Packard 2100N Colour Laser Printer for sale. 3000bt will get you the printer and a brand new black cartridge. You will need to purchase 3 individual colour cartridges but they last forever in any business or home office. Call Paul 0861 604 261 FUJI DIGITAL CAMERA Model S5700. 7.1 Mega Pixels, Telescopic lens, all singing and dancing, all leads etc 18 months old. 6000 baht. Call Peter on 084 753 6252 for more detail
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General - sports A full set of Gallaway golf clubs including the original bag hardly used 9000 Baht Phone 0877736053 Palm hills golf membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. Brand new Spurs shirts - 2 very high quality Spurs shirts for sale, 1 medium and one xl. unopened,brand new. Bought to take home as presents but staying in Hua-Hin now so need to sell. 450 baht each or 800 baht for both. call Julian on 08740 89512 or email juliankosmar@hotmail.com Looking for a Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade RAC muscleback forged irons 3-SW with S300 shafts. 12,000 bt and will include Taylormade R7 golf bag. I will also have the loft and lie adjusted to suit you so they are indeed Taylor Made for you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com Springfield Family Membership. Reduced again 25 years remaining. Reduced price for quick sale after buyer dropped out. Does not include transfer fee. 145,000 baht. Email: mrtncooke@yahoo.co.uk. Phone 083 617 5777 multi sport aquaglide (6 left). Lanai inflatable sailboat/ windsurfer/ kayak/ towable for 2 or 3 people. Plus 1 Big Sister for up to 8 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Pranburi. For sale, everything or individually, 10-12,000 THB each ono. Urgent sale. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@ hotmail.com pool cues for sale! Brand new and second hand. Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 or at Lucky Shot bar. Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313 Golf Lessons available. Have an issue with your golf swing and just can’t put your finger on it? Let us put you right. Proven EGTF technique has reduced a player from 1.7 to 0.9 in just 3 weeks!! Call 0861 604261
Motoring - 4 wheels pluS Toyota Vigo Prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com One of a kind. Fully customised ‘53 Willies. Toyota drive train, automatic. Mag wheels. Bright yellow. 375.000b O.B.O. Call Dave @ 0852919738
0 3 2 5 3 2 9 0 4 TOYOTA TRD FACTORY sports suspension kitas new just. 14000km. Cost 30K sell 15,000 BHT. Shane 082 283 8902 or ask at Bobby’s Bar in Soi 102. 07 TOYOTA HILUX Diesel PreRunner. new model one owner 4 door, manual. Beautiful condition, service history, low mlg. A bargain at 585,000 THB. Tel Thai 085 284 8059 English 082 790 4596
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PERSONAL & SERVICES thai lessons at your place. Call 081 346 1046 elderly/patient care by professional nurse. English speaking, 1 - 4 hours or as requested. Call 089 919 9670 gardening & other services available. Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month depending on size of garden. House cleaning and other domestic services negotiable. Call 081 614 8728 to arrange a visit or quote. Do you need a meeting place? Bobby’s Bar now has a lounge/meeting room for private engagements. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 GIRLS FOR SERVICES house cleaning, cooking laundry etc. 1000 baht per km extra out of Hua Hin per hour very good rates on application call Nip 086 017 2938 Sam 089 212 7350 Noi 083 598 0724 or agent 084 753 6252 for more contacts and services computer need fixing? Dodgy software playing up? Get it fixed quickly and professionally - call 086 600 5114 or visit www.huahintech-services.com
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Open every day 11am - late HOUSE CLEANING. 2 bed/bath 500 baht.... 3 bed 2 bath 600 baht,,, 4 bed 3 bath 700 baht ...large 4/5 bed bath 1000 baht. external cleaning etc windows path and drives price upon plot size. All the girls are fully trained and supervised. Telephone BILL (English) 083 315 9710
Property bungalow with pool in Khao Noi area for sale. Three large double bedrooms, all ensuite, one with jacuzzi. Fully equipped and fitted European kichen, and everything built to European standards. Cable, satellite, internet and telephone all connected. Fully furnished. For more information email property@awolonline.net, call 081 649 8361 or visit www.awolonline.net/property. Condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq metre condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel, great for investment or for rentals, resort behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10, and near the new immigration office. 25 metre pool, gym, bar, restaurant, beautiful gardens, maintenance charge only 13,440 baht per year, condo has balcony overlooking Black Mountain, on the middle floor so cooler, and at the end so extra windows for air and light. Condo fitted with blackout blinds so can be made very dark for good nights sleep. owner has blue book and title deeds with owners name on them and full english translations. BARGAIN PRICE at only 1.1million baht. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361. LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661 desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.
Rentals Self contained furnished spacious apartment for rent in family run guest house with large balcony, private entrance, secure off-road parking. Situated just ten km from Hua Hin on the beach side of the road. 6000 baht per month. Smaller rooms also available for short or long term rent. Contact Tik 086 173 0956.
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Long Term Rental - 10,000 B or less. I live in Thailand 8 months each year. I have been in Thailand for 8 years. My Thai partner works at the Hilton. Excellent tenants who really care for property. If we can find the right spot, we will be VERY long term. Contact Robert 087 276 6545. Email skippero@aol.com Small house for rent., A two room house with kitchen, internet, furnished, 4,000b/ mth. Near Golden Place, Soi 39. Email:jim_coconuts@hotmail.com LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com Rentals available in Hua Hin / Phuket. Short and long term available ranging from 20,000 - 140,000 Baht PCM. We are independent brokers with unlimited experience/expertise in this market and a network of developers/clients ready and waiting. Contact us with your requirements and we guarantee to find you the right choice. Email tonymoorhouse@googlemail.com
Wanted WANTED WEIGHTLIFTING EQUIPMENT for home use: Tel. 080 859 8349 Thai or English Garden wooden bench/seat. Please call Jim 080 780 4021.
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Honda Steed 600 cc For Sale Honda Steed VLX 600 cc. Sold with book & Taxed until November, 98,000Bht Genuine 21,000kms on bike. Test drive welcomed, no offers for quick sale Contact Mick 085 297 3464 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697 Yamaha fino green/black color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055 Honda Shadow 750cc for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email robertkein@gmail.com or call 085 351 8402 Honda Steed 400cc for sale. Renovated Steed in Harley colours of Black & Orange. Looks and runs like new. Rebuilt engine 2 years ago with genuine mileage of 19xxxkm. If you are looking for one and test ride this, you will buy it. Comes with sales invoice papers at 80,000bt but green book can be arranged. Call Paul 0861 604 261. Can email images. Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 Brand New green/black KLX 125cc dual purpose on road/off road motorcycle. Fully road legal with only 400KM on the clock. Paid Baht 84,000 with 2 years transferable theft insurance. 75,000 baht. Email peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk or Phone 086 166 9880 Suzuki steep for sale,2006,km 19300.run really well and fast.taxed and insured.green book. Price 22,000 baht. Call 086-2845055
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5.3 Rai only 10 min walk from Black Mountain Golf Course. Sweeping mountain views, next to new road with electricity and water.
2 million baht/ rai or offers. Telephone 081 614 8728 or
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LUCKY SHOT BAR
Hua Hin’s only pool bar with THREE 9’ tables
Hua Hin Pool Billiard League
bekk solutions ladies Pool League results Week 10 26th September 2011 Bar Tender Ladies 4 - 8 Railway Tav Ladies Bob and Nok’s Ladies 9 - 3 Papillon Ladies Bobby’s Bangers Ladies 4 - 8 Muan Ladies Dara Bar Ladies 8 - 4 Lord Webb Ladies Dolphin Bar Ladies 10 - 2 Ice Bar Ladies Sunset B’vard Ladies v The Power Girls n/a Talk / Town Ladies 4 - 8 Garden Bar Ladies
results Matchday 25 23rd September 2011 Eagle B 6 - 2 Talk Of The Town JW Black 4 - 4 Braze Head Tattoo Lucky Shot A 4 - 4 Eagle A Papillon 6 - 2 Dick’s Office A Play Sports Lounge 3 - 5 Dolphin Bar Sugar Cane 5 - 3 JW Red Sunset Boulevard 8 - 0 Return Bar Thaiwaii Bar 4 - 4 Oasis
League Table Team Bob and Nok’s Talk of the Town Bobbys Bangers The Power Girls Railway Tavern Muan Garden Bar Sunset B’levard Lord Webb Dara Bar
P W D 10 7 2 10 7 1 10 6 2 9 6 1 10 5 3 10 4 3 10 5 0 9 3 3 10 4 1 10 2 4
L +/- Pts 1 30 16 2 18 15 2 20 14 2 30 13 2 18 13 3 0 11 5 0 10 3 -4 9 5 -6 9 4 -4 8
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fixtures Week 11 3rd October 2011 Ice Bar Ladies v Garden Bar Ladies Lord Webb Ladies v Dolphin Bar Ladies Muan Ladies v Dara Bar Ladies Papillon Ladies v Bobby’s Bangers Ladies Railway Tav Ladies v Bob and Nok’s Ladies Sunset B’vard Ladies v Talk / Town Ladies The Power Girls v Bar Tender Ladies
Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin
League Table Team Dolphin Bar Lucky Shot A Eagle A Thaiwaii Bar Oasis JW Black Sunset B’levard Braze Hd Tattoo Eagle B Talk of the Town
P 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 24
Sugar Cane
W 20 19 17 18 15 15 9 11 10 9
D L +/- Pts 1 4 68 41 2 4 74 40 5 3 66 39 3 4 56 39 7 3 60 37 4 6 44 34 9 7 16 27 5 9 6 27 5 10 -14 25 4 11 4 22
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this week’s fixtures Matchday 26 30th September 2011 Braze Head Tattoo v JW Red Dick’s Office A v Play Sports Lounge Dolphin Bar v Eagle B Eagle A v Thaiwaii Bar JW Black v Sunset Boulevard Oasis v Papillon Return Bar v Lucky Shot A Talk Of The Town v Sugar Cane next week’s fixtures Matchday 27 7th October 2011 Eagle B v Dick’s Office A JW Red v Talk Of The Town Lucky Shot A v JW Black Papillon v Eagle A Play Sports Lounge v Oasis Sugar Cane v Dolphin Bar Sunset Boulevard v Braze Head Tattoo Thaiwaii Bar v Return Bar
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THE KANKO HUA HIN POOL LEAGUE
HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE
blue division results Week 5 28th September 2011 JW Black 6 - 13 All Nations Montri 10 - 9 Headrock Pink Panther 9 - 10 King Bar B TNT Bar 9 - 10 JW Red
next week’s fixtures Week 9 5th October 2011 Muan Bar v Maria 2 Bar Play Sports Lounge v Garden bar Sunset Boulevard Bar v Eagle Bar Talk of the Town Bar v Dolphin Bar Thaiwaii Bar v Dick’s Office Bar
blue division League Table
Team Maria 2 Bar Eagle Bar Sunset B’levard Talk of the Town Garden bar Thaiwaii Bar Muan Bar Dick’s Office Bar Play Sports Lnge Dolphin Bar The Lord Webb
P 7 6 7 7 7 6 8 6 5 7 8
W 6 5 5 4 3 3 3 2 1 1 1
D 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 1 1
L +/- Pts 1 38 12 0 34 11 2 10 10 3 4 8 2 -8 8 3 4 6 5 -16 6 4 -24 4 3 -6 3 5 -14 3 6 -22 3
Team King Bar A JW Red King Bar B TNT Bar Pink Panther Montri All Nations Headrock JW Black
P 4 4 5 4 4 4 4 4 5
W 4 3 3 2 2 2 2 1 0
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green division results Week 5 28th September 2011 Billy’s Babes 11 - 8 Sabai London Bar 6 - 13 Jungle Juice B Papillon 10 - 9 Billys Red Bar 9 - 10 PP green division League Table +/- Pts 16 8 16 6 -3 6 12 4 8 4 -8 4 -10 4 -2 2 -29 0
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results Week 3 28th September 2011 Beer O’Clock Club 5 - 13 Beach Hut Bar Bob & Noks 13 - 5 Bar Tender Bobby’s Bar 13 - 5 Bobby’s Bar B Dara Bar 10 - 8 Maria’s Bar Lanla Bar v The Squealing Pig n/a Sinatras 5 - 13 Railway Tavern League Table
Dick’s Office
Bar/restaurant open daily Extensive menu, good music, pool & darts competitions, big screen projector for live sports, Nintendo Wii, quiz nights, parties and more! Located on Soi 80 (Sarawat) Tel: 089-046 9505, 085-930 7232 email: huahindick@hotmail.com
Team Bob & Noks Bobby’s Bar Dara Bar Beach Hut Bar Squealing Pig Railway Tavern Sinatras Bar Tender Beer O’Clck Club Bobby’s Bar B Lanla Bar Maria’s Bar
P 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 3 3 3 2 3
W 3 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 1 0
L +/- Pts 0 20 6 1 16 4 1 14 4 1 8 4 0 6 4 1 4 4 1 -4 3 2 -10 2 2 -10 1 2 -14 1 1 -14 1 3 -16 0
next week’s fixtures Week 4 5th October 2011 Bar Tender v Bobby’s Bar Beach Hut Bar v Bob & Noks Bobby’s Bar B v Sinatras Maria’s Bar v Lanla Bar Railway Tavern v Dara Bar The Squealing Pig v Beer O’Clock Club
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Team PP Jungle Juice B Sabai Red Bar Billys Billy’s Babes Papillon London Bar Limelight
P 5 4 5 4 4 4 5 5 4
W 5 4 3 2 2 2 2 0 0
L 0 0 2 2 2 2 3 5 4
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Pts 10 8 6 4 4 4 4 0 0
INTER-DIVISIONAL RESULT King Bar A 14 - 5 Limelight next week’s fixtures Week 6 5th October 2011 blue division All Nations v Montri Headrock v TNT Bar JW Red v Pink Panther King Bar A v JW Black green division Billys v Billy’s Babes Jungle Juice B v Papillon Limelight v London Bar Sabai v Red Bar INTER-DIVISIONAL PP v King Bar B
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results Week 8 28th September 2011 Dick’s Office Bar 4 - 14 Talk of the Town Bar Dolphin Bar 8 - 10 Sunset Boulevard Bar Eagle Bar 13 - 5 Play Sports Lounge Garden bar 12 - 6 Muan Bar The Lord Webb Bar 7 - 11 Thaiwaii Bar
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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE
results week 3 27th September 2011 DIVISION 1 99 Friends 15 - 3 JW Red CAT Club 8 - 10 Jaew Bar CAT Karaoke 0 - 18 Jungle Juice JW Black v Buddy Bar n/a Paradise 8 - 10 All Nations A Team Jungle Juice JW Black Buddy Bar 99 Friends Jaew Bar CAT Karaoke CAT Club All Nations A Paradise JW Red
P 3 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
W 2 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 0 0
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L +/- Pts 1 26 4 0 26 4 0 22 4 1 16 4 1 12 4 1 -2 4 2 -12 2 2 -28 2 3 -26 0 3 -34 0
FIXTURES Week 4 4th October 2011 DIVISION 1 99 Friends v Buddy Bar All Nations A v CAT Karaoke Jaew Bar v JW Red Jungle Juice v CAT Club JW Black v Paradise
For all your darts supplies 087 155 7737
DIVISION 2 All Nations B 18 - 0 Dick’s Office A Muan Ladies v Robin’s Rest n/a Sabai Bar 5 - 13 CAT Discotek Play Sports Lounge 13 - 5 CAT Jiggapik Scandic Bar A 11 - 7 99 Ladies Team Play Sports Lnge 99 Ladies CAT Discotek CAT Jiggapik Scandic Bar A All Nations B Robin’s Rest Muan Ladies Sabai Bar Dick’s Office A
P 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 1 2 3
W 3 2 2 2 2 1 1 0 0 0
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L +/- Pts 0 24 6 1 14 4 1 14 4 1 14 4 1 -4 4 2 6 2 1 -8 2 1 -4 0 2 -20 0 3 -36 0
robin’s roll up
A local golf event that has run for several years, meeting every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and providing results. Cryptic Crossword Solution
Hua Hin Golf Society
Results: 23rd Septenber - Palm Hills. A group medal. 14 entrants. 1st. Kari matti Mannikko 9hcp 68 net. 2nd. Neung chueanil 9hcp net 70. B group Stableford. 16 entrants. 1st. Peter Good 20hcp 36 pts. 2nd. Tum Ringnalda 27 hcp 35 pts. Near pin Hole No. 8 Nitha Dittkhun. Hole 15 Neung Chueanil. 27th September - kaeng krachan No results available forthcoming fixtures: Tues 4th Oct. Lake View Medal + S/ford Fri 7th Oct. Sea Pines Stableford
DIVISION 2 99 Ladies v All Nations B CAT Discotek v Scandic Bar A CAT Jiggapik v Muan Ladies Dick’s Office A v Play Sports Lounge Robin’s Rest v Sabai Bar
PLEASE NOTE: Some fixtures have been altered since the original list was given out; new fixture lists have now been issued, so please check with Rune and Angkana if you have not received them. The correct fixtures can be found on http://huahindarts.leaguerepublic.com/ or at www.awolonline.net/darts
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Results: Friday Golf at Palm Hills 23 September 2011. Front 9 - K.Dwyer 20 pts. Back 9 - J.Lynch 19 pts. Overall - K.Dwyer 35 pts.
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RESULTS Monday Sept 26th Lake View CD – stableford 13 players 1st - Doug Miller (8) - 32pts 2nd - Paul Williams (0) - 32pts 3rd - Geoff Batt-Rawden (6) - 30pts 4th - David Danson (14) - 30pts Wednesday Sept 28th Lake View CD - strokeplay (on sanded greens!!) 14 players 1st - Jan Fridberg (17) - nett 76 2nd - Brent O’Bell (6) - nett 78 3rd - Craig Miller (1) - nett 78 4th - Paul Williams (0) - nett 80 Forthcoming events Mon 3rd Oct – Lake View AB Strokeplay Wed 5th Oct - Lake View AB stableford NOTE* BRGC members show your card at Powerzone Bar (opp JW bar) and get 10% off bill
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rugby world cup fixtures (all times Thailand) All games being shown on Star Sports (True Visions channel109). Please visit The Lord Webb in Khao Takiab or London Bar in Hua Hin (p 28) to catch the action.
CHAMPIONSHIP 3 Barnsley v Coventry, 21:00 1 Blackpool v Bristol City, 21:00 2 Crystal Palace v West Ham, 21:00 3 Hull v Cardiff, 21:00 3 Ipswich v Brighton, 21:00 1 Leeds v Portsmouth, 21:00 3 Millwall v Burnley, 21:00 1 Peterborough v Doncaster, 21:00 2 Reading v Middlesbrough, 21:00 1 Southampton v Watford, 21:00 1 Leicester v Derby, 23:20
Sunday, 2 October 2011 Argentina v Georgia, PlB, 07:00 New Zealand v Canada, PlA, 09:30 Wales v Fiji, PlD, 12:00 Ireland v Italy, PlC, 14:30
scottish premier 1 Aberdeen v Dunfermline, 01:45 3 Dundee Utd v Motherwell, 21:00 2 Inverness CT v St Mirren, 21:00 3 Kilmarnock v St Johnstone, 21:00 1 Rangers v Hibernian, 21:00 Sunday, 2 October 2011 PREMIER LEAGUE 2 Bolton v Chelsea, 19:30 3 Fulham v QPR, 21:00 2 Swansea v Stoke, 21:00 3 Tottenham v Arsenal, 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 3 Nott’m Forest v Birmingham, 21:00 scottish premier 2 Hearts v Celtic, 18:45
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Saturday, 1 October 2011 Australia v Russia, PlC, 09:30 France v Tonga, PlA, 12:00 England v Scotland, PlB, 14:30
Apologies for the incorrect times last week
Featured Games Two massive local derbies in the Premier League this week so we have decided to preview both. PREMIER LEAGUE Saturday, 1 October 2011 Everton v Liverpool, 18:45 Goodison Park, Liverpool First up is the Merseyside derby, with neither side quite performing as their managers would expect, although both have made a significantly better starts than last season. Moyes has been playing a strange formation with no recognised strikers, although Louis Saha was brought back in from the cold last week as a sub. Dalglish on the other hand seems to have problems in defence, although the lack of goals from Andy Carroll must be a worry. This will be an intense game, with all the passion you would expect of two teams led by fierce Scots, and it would not be a surprise if neither side finishes with eleven men. We think it will be a hard fought draw. Sunday, 2 October 2011 Tottenham v Arsenal, 22:00 White Hart Lane, London Arsenal are only two points behind Spurs despite their awful start to the season, but Wenger does not seem to have the knack of building his players up for big games, and they frequently capitulate when the pressure is on. They still have a fragile defence, despite the clean sheet last week, and Spurs have the firepower to exploit it, and in Adebayor a player who seems to have discovered his form again, and who will be aching to score against his old club. Likely to be lots of goals and we think a high scoring draw.
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(all times Thailand) Key: 1=Home win, 2=Away win, 3=Draw Saturday, 1 October 2011 PREMIER LEAGUE 3 Everton v Liverpool, 18:45 1 Aston Villa v Wigan, 21:00 2 Blackburn v Man City, 21:00 1 Man Utd v Norwich, 21:00 3 Sunderland v West Brom, 21:00 3 Wolverhampton v Newcastle, 21:00
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motivating ‘lord’ mike london, england ENGLAND manager Martin Johnson is to position a brace of floozies and a pitcher of lager behind the goal line in a bid to motivate Mike Tindall. Tindall was likely to play on Saturday against Scotland, assuming he could be uncuffed from the Wellington midget he was found slumped next to last night. Team doctors are hopeful the high heels he’s been wearing will not have aggravated a previous ankle injury and are also looking for a hypoallergenic skin cleanser to remove the word ‘pillock’ written across his forehead in permanent marker. Johnson said: “If we can attach a nipple to the ball, it’ll take the entire Scottish squad to get it out of his hands and we’ll have to get the assistant coach to wear a Zara Phillips mask to make him release it. “We’re also going to try some
martin Johnson to place strippers next to World Cup goal posts
Left: Zara Phillips doesn’t look too impressed with the way husband Tindall is handling himself in the tackle, but admits he is playing rugby quite well
hypnotherapy to convince him the Scottish line are a stag do from Carlisle pushing in at the bar during half price Jaegerbomb hour. “As Mike would no doubt say, it’s going to be utter bloody carnage.” Tindall is understood to be keen to play on Saturday, given that his wife has arrived in New Zealand and being knocked about by 300 stone of hairy Scots is preferable to
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explaining away the G-strings in his trouser pocket. He said: “I am aware of the recent press coverage about my behaviour and would like to unreservedly apologise for behaving like every single rugby player that’s ever existed since William Webb Ellis first picked up the ball and dared his mate Johnny to shove it up his arse for a laugh.”
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