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hua hin, thailand Over the last couple of years, and possibly longer, there have been a growing number of comments and complaints made by businesses in the area with foreign connections, particularly bars, about the treatment they have been getting from the police. Most of these are concerning the large fines that many have had for a variety of offences ranging from not having the correct licences to working without a permit. The stories AWOL have been told also have a recurrent theme where no receipts are issued nor any formal procedures gone through to deal with these offences, and frequently they are accompanied with threats of the incarceration of the foreigner’s wife, girlfriend or staff until the requested payment is made. Understandably, the businesses in question never force the issue and pay the fine, and the timing of

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the visits is often a factor in this, as they are apparently usually made on Friday evenings so any threatened incarceration would be throughout the weekend until the courts were open on the Monday. It is also difficult for the businesses to contact lawyers or others who could assist at this time. The latest issue to give cause for concern is the coverage of the World Cup; reports have been coming in from Pattaya and Phuket that bars are being fined for showing the games with an English commentary; this is apparently going a step further here in Hua Hin though, as AWOL has been

told that bars have been fined for just showing the games, despite the fact that they are being broadcast on public television stations. Whether there is a genuine breach of Thai law, a misunderstanding or just plain opportunism and corruption we can’t be sure, but the methods used to coerce the businesses to pay up, if true, are more akin to the Mafia than a law enforcement body. It seems that the foreigners with businesses here need to do something other than meekly pay Continued on page 2

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Persecution? Continued from page 1 up when these incidents occur, but at the same time the mixture of intimidation, uncertainty of their legal position and the normal deference by their Thai partners and staff often leave them with no choice. Perhaps a way forward is for some sort of organisation to be formed to represent businesses with foreign involvement, who can be called upon at these times. This may, of course, be difficult, given the sometimes cuthroat nature of some of the businesses here, but something should be attempted to protect their interests and avoid the apparent persecution. Equally, if the behaviour and methods employed by the authorities here are being portrayed accurately, then this is something that should be acted on, but unfortunately this would seem unlikely given the nature of how

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things work in Thailand at this time. One glimmer of hope is that some of the reports from other tourist destinations have said that some business owners have stood firm and refused to pay up, with the result being that the ‘hostage’ has been released and no charges pursued. If nothing has been done wrong then this is entirely the right course of action, but part of the problem is that many business owners do not feel as confident about this, nor wish to get on the wrong side of the authorities, fearing some sort of backlash at a later date. Given that many Thais are employed by these businesses, some of which could close if the level of fines persists, either the businesses themselves or the authorities need to do something to prevent this happening; better information, communication and a fairer application of the law might be a good start.


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World Cup 2010 All the matches are being shown on Thai TV, but commentary will only be in Thai. Many bars have paid extra to bring alternative coverage in High Definition, including several of those who advertise in these pages. Please check wih the venues to see what they are offering. Currently it seems the only place in town with English commentary is Play Sports Lounge, so head on down there to catch all the matches live if thats what you need (see page 3). If your bar has a special World Cup offering, let us know so we can tell everyone about it! Email us on info@ awolonline.net with the details, or call 081 649 8361, to feature here.

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• “Chailai Goes to War” A solo performance by Stage Shows and Special Performances ‘KUCK’ Wannasak Sirilar. Every Saturday from • Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The 19 June 2010, 7.30 pm @ VIC HUA HIN. Tickets: Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from sunset to 600B, 400B (50% discount for all students). 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, Tickets are available at www.totalreseravtion. performances, and films in a beautiful park-like com, hotline 02833 5555, AND Vic Hua Hin 032 setting. A wonderful place to spend an evening. 827 815 ,032 827 817. Programme Enquiry: 02 412 • SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. 7287 (Patravadi Theatre). No other information Nightly at 7:00 pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary currently available but if the Vic’s other shows are theatre performance. Recommended. They have anything to go by this should be worth attending. their own theatre troupe, who are quite good.

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• For the first time in a long time, there is nothing • Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. coming up to inform you about; the Jazz Festival Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 marked a kind of end to the season of live cultural events. If you know of anything coming up, please email us at huahinlive@awolonline. • Cabaret Show, Blue Angel Cabaret. Every night 8pm and 9:46pm. Midnight show on net and we will feature it in this section. weekends. Something a little different.

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• Sound Cloud Sundays. Showcase of original and Open Jams and Music Showcases experimental music in Hua Hin. Every Sunday • CLOSED FOR THE SEASON. With the exodus of players and audience for the low season, Hua 2:00 to 4:00 pm. Baan Sillapin Art & Antiques Hin’s vibrant jazz jam scene is quiescent, after Gallery and Studio. Info at tel. 089 181 6328. Free attaining unprecedented popularity. Look for things to kick up again around late November. • Art Exhibition by Tawee Kesa-Ngam and Until then, KEEP THE FAITH BABY! Family. Daily, 9am to 5pm except Mondays, until 31 April. Baan Sillapin Art & Antiques Gallery and Studio Tel. 03 253 4830.

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100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., starts 11 pm; High-energy Thai country and rock. Blues, Country, Popular Music. Bentho’s Bar. Tuesday’s starting at 10pm. Various performers. Hua Hin Ensemble. Market Village Shopping Mall. Daily (except Monday) 4 to 8 pm; Modern and vintage jazz by Hua Hin’s own all-Thai quartet, the Hua Hin Ensemble (sometimes with special friends). Jazz with the Hua Hin Ensemble. Rest Detail Hotel. Saturday afternoon from 2 pm. Friday to Sunday evenings 7 to 10 pm; Soft jazz for dining and relaxing. Live Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. House band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc.Tues, starts8pm. LukNam Band, LukNam Pub. Thai Country and Rock. Nightly 10pm until very, very late. It rocks. Doctor Jazz and Co. Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz. Nissa Nyberget and his band. Baan Chang, Cha-am. Nightly exc Sun (jam session) 6 pm to midnight; Live music/ entertainment/ dancing. Popular, Country, and Oldies. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. Nightly from 9pm Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm to ?. Great fun, expect a crowd. Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant. Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with Hua Hin’s most venerable band. These guys have been around forever, and can really play. Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists.

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100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. Baan Chang, Cha-Am. On Soi 9 North, ½ block from the beach. There are signs at the intersection with the beach road, and it’s the only place on the soi. Tel 085 293 4345 / 087 126 9127 Bentho’s Bar, Central Hua Hin. Soi Selakam, heart of the bar district. Stagger about until you find it. Blue Angel Cabaret, Central Hua Hin. Located just off Soi Bintabaht. From the Hilton, proceed down Bintabaht and turn right at the first (no-name) street. The Blue Angel is about 50 metres down on the right. Chez Lou Lou, Central Hua Hin. Next to the 7-11 by the Train Station. Tel 089 008 9484. Email loulouboythai@hotmail.fr Coco 51 Restaurant, Hua Hin north side. Soi 51 at the beach, Hua Hin Tel 032 515597. Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. El Murphy’s Hotel, Central Hua Hin. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’ in the heart of the entertainment district. Tel 032 511525 Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Road Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/ Hilton Hotel, Central Hua Hin. Naresdamri Rd in the middle of Hua Hin’s tourist district. Tel 032 538999. Luknam Pub, Western Hua Hin. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. Marriot Hotel. 107/1 Petchkasem Rd. Tel. 032 511881. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Near Hyatt Regency. Ray’s Place Restaurant, Central Hua Hin. On the SE corner of Thanon Sra Song and Thanon Amnuaysin. From the central night market, go to the street crossing in the exact middle of the market ( Thanon Sra Song). Go one block South, towards the road that runs from the train station to the beach. At the intersection, look to the far left corner. Ray’s Place is directly behind the green ‘soldiers box’. Tel 081 880 4211 Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, near the Queen’s Park, and the 19 Rai. Tel 02 684 1644 Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, on soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. Web www. sasi-restaurant.com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com. Smoriang Pub, South-Central Hua Hin. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. The Duke’s Restaurant, Hua Hin north side. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center, Nongkae (Southern Hua Hin). An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. To get there, proceed south on Petchkasem Road past the Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi. After the flyover, pass the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance say “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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Parklife for Sale or Partnership. Pranburi Parklife ( www.pranburiparklife.com ) is a multi activity centre and bar just 1.5 klms from Dolphin Bay Sam Roi Yod. Situated on 4 rai of leased land, it consists of a fishing pond, 16 hole crazy golf course, Petanque pitch, giant chequers board, and massage centre. 6 years remaining on an extremely attractive lease with option to extend. Additional space (approx 2 rai) for further development, ideal for cheap bungalows or restaurant. Only genuine interested parties need reply Jon jdinindo@gmail.com Motor rental business Complete business renting motorbikes and scooters 4 x Honda Shadow Classic 2004-2009 4 x brand new Honda Click Website Very easy business to run good profitability for more info email or call Give me an offer and you have a good business poker45@live.se. massive reduction; BAR for sale in Soi Selekam. Pool table, 2 TVs. Great location and potential. 3 rooms upstairs. Now only 1.2 Million baht. Phone 084 314 7188. bar for sale, Soi Sarawat 80. consisting of 2 floors,1st floor has bar, pool table, ubc tv, bathroom and a small bedroom,2nd floor big room could make 3 rooms,bathroom and kitchen.just over 7yrs on lease no key money,rent 12,100 pm,increase 10%per year. some repairs to bar floor needed and a paint job hence reduced from 850,000 to 800,000.for more details e mail: eastern_scotsman@hotmail.com Restaurant / Poolbar for Sale. New restaurant and bar in Soi 94 for sale. Nice terrace, new pool table inside, flatscreen tv with UBC, stereo. Big kitchen with all appliances available. Inclusive bar table, chairs etc. 2 enormous bedrooms upstairs (2 floors), 14 meter garden in the back. Proven record business. Only serious offers, all options open, call 087-5289026 Restaurant/bar for sale. Brand new Turnkey business ready for operation as Fish & Chip shop, BBQ Ribs etc. Fully equipped for immediate operation. 22 seats in restaurant and 5 - 6 seats in Bar area. Accommodation comprises 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and kitchen. 9 year lease with a 9000 baht per month rent. Sale price is 1.3m baht. Tel. 083 109 1156 (Barrie) bar for sale pool table, ps2 game tables, projector TV in Poonsuk rd. 950,000 call 081-378-3436 BAR FOR SALE Hua Hin Phetkasem Road central position. Good passing trade, 600, 000 Baht, Partnership considered. Phone 085 295 1595 (Steve)

Employment 2 experienced cooks wanted for new thai/ english restaurant. Good salary and working conditions telephone 0851 900 113. female staff wanted for established bar near Hua Hin centre. Pay and conditions negotiable. Please telephone 085 383 5387 or 082 244 1911. Insight English Language School & Translation Centre. Thai national with advanced English skills and a minimum of 3 years teaching experience required to teach Thai, for more details contact david@ insightenglish.com English speaking maid / housekeeper seeking work from May onwards. Reliable and hardworking. Call Ben on 0834264763

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General Wine refrigerator full of fine wines. I have a nearly new wine refrigerator full of fine wines for sale. I have had to stop drinking all together so I am offering this like new wine refrigerator with a full selection of fine wines. If you are interested come by and have a look and make an offer, or we can discuss the price. Mainly I just want to sell it all. I will only sell it as a complete unit, refrigerator and all wine included. Email ted@searescue.org camera for sale 35mm camera. olympus stylus. paid 9,500 for it 8 years ago. replaced battery 150baht. sell for 850baht. works perfect. call 0802446739 assorted furniture sale from refurbished guest house including beds, drssers etc. Please call 084 676 5704 for more details. Entertainment Centre Sony Bravia 26” LCD flatscreen tv model KLV26V300A with a Pioneer surround sound audio system model S-DV27SW wanting to sell. Asking 15000 baht for the pair. Contact me at 085 223 6022. Washing machine for sale. 4 month old hardly used LG WT H950 fuzzy logic 9.5kg load capacity Washing machine for sale. All Guarantees and warranties. Bought at Tesco Market Village. New price 10 000, Asking Price 6500 -Price is negotiable. Contact Fredrik at: 08 71 54 47 20 NEW Water cooler, for cooling the air, only one week old, purchased from Home Pro at Market Village for 13,900bt will sell for 6,000bt. Has a two year warranty card and all paperwork and receipts. Genuine reason for selling. Can be viewed at Home Pro as currently on display. Price THB 6,000.00. Contact dave by email davetnicholls@ gmail.com electrolux top range tumble dryer; new cost 25,000 baht, will take 12,000 baht. Phone 087 156 4409 (John) SAUNA HEATER FOR sale. Harvia 11KW sauna heater, full packet. Aptitude Group sauna (over 20M2). INC. Sauna Heater with control unit and 100kg special heater rocks from Finland, electric meter and closed, three way cables etc. Sale price 37 500 baht. Contact Eero 08 343 05389 WASHING MACHINE FOR SALE - Samsung 8Kg - 2 Years Old - 4,000 baht - Good Condition - Contact Mick or Mod on 0870 129 615 or 0895 277 343 Brand new Nokia 6555 flip phone for sale in box with extra battery, unused (unwanted gift) 3,500 baht. Used LG “cookie” touch screen mobile phone for sale, with all original accessories only 9 mos old GWO 2,800 baht. Pls note prices are FIRM. Contact tpigram@gmail.com 087 592 4511

General - sports LADIES MD GOLF CLUBS : Woods; irons 6,7,8,9; pitching wedge, sand wedge, chipper, putter; 21 and 24 rescue clubs. Ideal for beginner. TB 10,000/-. Call 080 260 9600 Lake View Golf Memberships for sale. I have 2 memberships with 13 years left available each at 135,000bt inclusive of transfer fee Tel 0861 604261

pool table only six months old, complete with light, cues, balls etc. 15,000 baht or near offer. Please call 084-0094748 for more details and to arrange viewing. MULTI SPORT AQUAGLIDE 4.1 inflatable sailboat, windsurfer, kayak or towable for 2 or 3 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Hua Hin. For sale, buy everything or individually. 12000 baht or nearest offer. Urgent sale. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@hotmail.com 18ft Speed Boat For Sale. Made from marine ply berthed at Prak Nan Pran Mariner Pranburi. 40hp outboard motor - trailer - canopy - 6 life jackets + spare fuel container incl 120,000 Bht o.n.o. Any interested buyers welcome to take her out on the water by appointment. Contact Mick 0852973464 Snorkelling gear, mask, snorkel and fins size 43/44. Bargain 400 baht. Tel. 089-0702423

Motoring - 4 wheels plus honda city auto 2006 honda city with 60,000kl. car in mint/ near new condition. wife’s car and she treated it like it was made of gold. honda serviced at 10-20-40-60,000kl. have honda book to confirm. 4 door gray color. we put 150,000 down and have paid 4 years at 9,500. you take over last year of payments, pay 250,000 and car is yours. call 0802446739 Hyundai Elantra 1.6 June 2542 Manual. 2 Lady owners from new, 130,000kms, 4 new tyres, Taxed until June 2554, Insured until May 2554 , Give away at 120,000Baht. Ask for Neil 081 817 3000 MAZDA TRIBUTE SUV. 2004 MAZDA TRIBUTE SUV V6 AUTO ,112000 kms, many extras ,taxed and fully insured to September 2010. Test drive available,good condition. 499000. Baht. Call :0871 633394/089 667 1312.. Toyota Vios GT for rent. 2010 White Vios available for rent. 1000bt per day, 6000bt per week or 20,000bt per mth Tel 0861 604261 Mitsubushi Colt, 1600 petrol, 4 door saloon, 118,000 km excellent condition, 2004 model, the car has been 100% reliable, 395,000 Baht or nearest offer,call David 0818469193 for more details. 2007 Toyota Hilux Vigo 4 door Auto Diesel looks and drives like new one owner 87,000 km Met Bronze only 580,000 baht. Tel 0861708720 or 0852848059 Cars & Pickups wanted for CASH!!!! CASH PAID for all late model (2004/2009) Cars and Pickups,in reasonable condition. Call Udo now :089 667 1312.

Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS Ex demo 125 cc dirt bike for sale. 4 months old, never driven off road. Baht 29,500 Tel 0818173000 Honda Steed 400cc for sale. Electric blue Honda Steed with 15,000km for sale in good condition. Serviced every 2 months. Recent new rear tyre. 85,000bt without book or 100,000bt with the book. Available to view at Play Sports Lounge, Soi 80 Tel 0861 604261 Motorbike for rent. Yamaha Nouvo Elegance for rent at 200bt per day, 1000bt per week or 3000bt per mth Tel 0861 604261 available now! off road 4 speed 125cc Fun bikes in two sizes as shown below. Priced at 27,999 and 32,999 baht respectively. Have a test ride at Go Kart Hua Hin - call 032 547 199 (office) or 081 817 3000 to arrange one or for more information. MOTO BIKES/ SCOOTERS for rent weekly >>>>monthly. Professionally maintained, current models. Competitively Priced Larger Models suit Farangs. Ph 085 3836633 Niyura info@thaihuahin.net

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PERSONAL & SERVICES ranong visa run: “Friendly Car Service” includes your visa fee paid plus boat trip and ham roll. Price 2500 baht. Phone Ae 087 166 9489 (Thai & English), emailmanotip2008@live.com, or visit our new office opposite Hua Hin railway station. Golf Lessons available on simulator. Have an issue with your golf swing and just can’t put your finger on it? Let us put you on our golf simulator and we can show you where it is going wrong. Don’t just go to the driving range and practice a bad swing. You can see every swing analyzed right here at Play Sports Lounge in Soi 80. Lessons available at 750bt or simply use the range here for 100bt per 30mins. Proven technique has reduced a player from 1.7 to 0.9 in just 3 weeks!! Call 0861 604261 TAXIS BANGKOK AIRPORT Pattaya at very competitive prices. Call Kannika on 0837336695 Teerak Wedding Studio - Professional Photography. Teerak Wedding Studio is now opened in Hua Hin! Celebrating its 7th Branch. Expats in Hua Hin/Cha Am can now enjoy our special packages for Wedding, Family, and Fashion occassions. We cover services from Photography, Bridal Make up, Ceremony Photography, Bridal Gowns rental, and many more. For more information, please visit www.teerak-studio.com Yoga for your life !!! Come and feel the spirit of yoga in the beautiful location of Hua Hin. Yoga classes held in the morning, afternoon and evenings as you like. The Yoga Instructor will really bring out the essence of yoga and mediation, the union of mind, body and spirit. Breathe is ecologically aware, combining organic ingredients,with an incomparably warm atmosphereIf interested please email : thid_suttha@yahoo.com or call for more info. Thyda S.: 087 - 0146729 ECO FRIENDLY PEST control, non toxic, stain free, odourless domestic and commercial contracts available. Call for more details 0899109367 Steve BOAT TOURS FISHING snorkelling tours to suit your needs from 1850 to 2300 baht p/p. Private charter available at very good rates. Call for more details 0837336695 Kannika Swimming Pool Service Expert swimming service such as cleaning, maintenance, chemical treatment,change spare part etc. contact: mobile phone 086-9977371,email:permsopa_t@hotmail.com affordable security systems for your home. Contact property@awolonline.net or call 081 614 8728 construction, refurbishments, repairs - contact us for a free quote for your home or business needs. Reliable, efficient, skilled workers get the job done with a minimum of fuss. Email property@ awolonline.net or call 081 814 8728

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Ball In Hand Brunswick Hua Hin & Khao Takiab Ladies League Results Week 9 21st June 2010 Kom Hom 0 - 12 Garden Bar 2 Railway Tavern 4 - 8 Dara Bar Sports Bar 7 - 5 Bobbys Bangers Sunset B’d : 5 - 7 Bob and Nok’s Lord Webb 4 - 8 Happy Tavern League Table Team Bob / Nok’s Dara Bar Railway T Garden 2 Kom Hom Sunset B’d Thaiwaii Happy Tav Bobbys Bs Lord Webb Sports Bar Talk / Town

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Pool Leagues Hua Hin Pool Billiard League Results Matchday 24 18th June 2010 Dick’s Office A 3 - 5 Eagle B Eagle A 6 - 2 Braze Head Tattoo Lucky Shot B 4 - 4 JW Red Lucky Sht Stud 2 - 6 Queens Flower Return Bar 1 - 7 Lucky Shot A Body Art By Cha Sugar Cane 4 - 4 Thaiwaii Bar In Poolsuk Plaza on Poolsuk Rd Sunset Boulevard 4 - 4 Oasis Mob. 086 739 8645 JW Black v Dick’s Office B n/a Email: brazeheadtattoo@hotmail.com League Table Team Eagle A Queens Flower Bar Lucky Shot Students Lucky Shot A Oasis Braze Head Tattoo Thaiwaii Bar Eagle B Johnnie Walker Black Sunset Boulevard Johnnie Walker Red Sugar Cane Lucky Shot B Dick’s Office A Dick’s Office B Return Bar

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Next Week’s Fixtures Week 11 30th June 2010 Play Sports Lounge v Oasis Bar Railway Tavern v Garden Bar 2 Sports Bar v Dizzy Dolphin Bar Sunset Boulevard v Dara Bar Thaiwaii v Bobby’s Bangers TNT Bar v Bob and Nok’s

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Shot Bar Mr Dan’s Hua Hin 8-Ball League Results Week 18 23rd June 2010 Curly’s Bar B 4 - 8 Komhom DicksB 6 - 6 Eagle Bar MrDanA 9 - 3 DicksA Pla’s Place 5 - 7 Curly’s Bar A No game LilleMan League Table Team Eagle Bar MrDanA Komhom Curly’s A LilleMan Pla’s Place Curly’s B DicksB DicksA

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Missing Results 12th May - Pla’s Place v LilleMan 2nd June - DicksA v LilleMan 9th June - Curly’s Bar B v DicksA 16th June - DicksA v DicksB Mr Dan’s Hua Hin 9-Ball League Results Week 17 21st June 2010 Curly’s Bar B 16 - 8 LilleMan Dicks B 8 - 16 Eagle Bar Mr Dan A 16 - 8 TNT Bar Plas Place 13 - 11 Dicks A No game Curly’s Bar A League Table Team Eagle Bar Mr Dan A LilleMan Dicks B Curly’s B Dicks A Plas Place Curly’s A TNT Bar

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Missing Results 24th May - LilleMan v Dicks A 31st May - Eagle Bar v LilleMan 7th June - Curly’s Bar B v Dicks A NOTE: MR DAN’S LEAGUES Both 8 and 9 Ball leagues have finished; there is a meeting at 8pm on Monday 28th June at Mr Dan’s to discuss the next season: this is an important meeting so please attend if you are planning on taking part. Please also play the outstanding matches before then. 21

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Results 15/06/2010 Division 1 CAT B 13 - 5 Lucky Shot JW Red 0 - 18 JW Black Lazy Daze 3 - 15 Scandic Bar A Oasis v Thaiwaii n/a Paradise 5 - 13 CAT A

Division 2 Bobby’s Bar 3 - 15 Dick’s Office A Dick’s B v Railway Tavern n/a Kom Hom Ladies 7 - 11 Jaew Bar Sabai Bar 2 - 16 Jungle Juice Scandic Bar B v Kom Hom n/a

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Team Scandic A JW Black Oasis CAT A Lazy Daze Paradise CAT B Lucky Shot Thaiwaii JW Red

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+/96 104 98 54 28 14 -34 -56 -116 -188

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Division 2 Dick’s Office A v Kom Hom Ladies Jaew Bar v Scandic Bar B Jungle Juice v Bobby’s Bar Kom Hom v Dick’s Office B Railway Tavern v Sabai Bar

This week’s results: 22nd June - Lake View A & B 19 entrants Stableford 1st Sheila Bird 39pts 24hcp. 2nd Boom Schroeder 38pts 13hcp. 3rd Calum MacDonald 38pts 12hcp. 4th Peter Good 35pts 19hcp. 5th Berny Morgan 35pts 22hcp. Nearest Pin No. 8 Eric Taylor, No. 17 John Rea 18th June - Black Mountain 2 Groups Stableford Group A 0-18 hcp 27 entrants: 1st Colin Devonshire 39pts 10hcp. 2nd Per Eriksson 37pts 7hcp. 3rd Andy Bayes 36pts 18hcp. 4th Timo Ripatti 36pts 5hcp. 5th Al Acherman 35pts 10hcp. 6th Tim Dixon 35pts 8hcp. Group B 19-36 hcp 9 entrants: 1st Peter Oosterbaan 36 pts 21 hcp. 2nd Peter Good 36 pts 19 hcp. 3rd Hans Van Der Voort 33 pts 28 hcp. 4th Berny Morgan 33 pts 22 hcp. 5th Roger Perrin 27 pts 22 hcp. Nearest Pin No. 3 Wij Wijesena, No. 11 Colin Devonshire 15th June - Majestic Creek Yellow Ball Competition - 4 Person Team Event 1st Al Acherman, Mona De-Brot Gasser, Christina (g) & George (g) 112 pts. 2nd Dickie Bird, Sheila Bird, Jill Moore & Colin Devonshire 101 pts. Nearest Pin No. 17 Jill Moore, Longest Drive No. 5 Sam Sheriff Next week’s fixtures: 27th June - 1st July Gentlemans Trip to Pattaya July 2010 Tue 6th Palm Hills Monthly Medal (0-18)+ Stableford Fri 9th Majestic Creek Stableford + Summer Pairs 22

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World Cup fixtures (all times/dates Thailand) Please see last week’s issue for Saturday’s predictions. Group stages had not finished at press time, so predictions can only be made for some of the following fixtures. Saturday, 26 June 2010 Uruguay v South Korea, 21:00 Two teams who were probably not expected to make any impact on this tournament but have impressed in the group stages. Very tough to call as both are well organised, efficient teams, but we think the extra flair will see the Uruguayans through. Sunday, 27 June 2010 USA v Ghana, 01:30 Their last gasp win over Algeria earns the USA a tricky match against the first (and possibly only) Arican qualifiers, who have shown themselves to be no mugs. Tough call, but we think the Ghanaians will prove to be a step too far for the US. Germany v England, 21:00 England’s improved performance still didn’t convert to many goals as they squeaked into the last 16 but maybe the knockout element will now favour them. However they are up against old adveraries Germany, who have a habit of destroying England’s World Cup hopes and will surely be favourites. Every England fan will be dreading this going to penalties, but we think Capello’s England will now kick on and win this in regular time. Monday, 28 June 2010 Argentina v Mexico, 01:30 This promises to be a great match, with the added edge of relatively local rivalry. Argentina have sailed through the group stages but this will be a different matter and is likely to go to the wire. Argentina to progress though. Winner E v Runner-up F, 21:00 Likely to be Netherlands v Italy, and if so a real struggle for either team to qualify. On form so far though you have to fancy the Dutch, but a narrow victory.

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Below is the top six in the ‘AWOL in South Africa’ mini league, and the standings are up to and including the Group C final games. Still a lot of football to be played and once the group games have finished each fantasy manager can make changes to their team for the knockout rounds. Pos 1 2 3 4 5 6

Overall Team name Pts (7734) lost cafe 90 (12750) Frankies 11 85 (14010) khao takiab kickers 84 (46754) SM lightners 63 (48013) Nightwatch 62 (51078) AWOL Wanderers 59

Quarter Final Wnr E/R-Up F v Wnr G/R-Up H, 21:00 Second guessing of the highest order here! Possible match up of the Netherlands v Brazil, which has all the hallmarks of a great game if it turns out that way. Brazil are a very efficient team with of course some magic, while the Dutch are a more flowing side. Another tough call but we suspect the Brazilians will do enough to leave the Dutch rueing a missed opportunity.

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England 1966 World Cup win ‘faked by NASA’

hua hin, thailand A leading ex-NASA scientist has gone on record to confirm one of the longest-standing conspiracies in the football world: that the American space agency faked footage of the 1966 tournament in order to imply an England win. Dr Robert Wellington – who worked for the agency throughout the sixties and seventies – spoke out following ongoing speculation on the internet. “We needed a practice run for the moon thing,” he said, from his home in Florida. “And the soccer world cup seemed just the job. We wanted to see if we could delude an entire nation that they could achieve something that was frankly unimaginable. And it worked perfectly.” “But we had absolutely no idea that it would become a recurring delusion,” he added. The ‘live broadcast’ of the famous 1966 final was, in fact, pre-recorded at Shepperton Studios, then best known for the Boulting Brothers series of comedy films. “We set up a goal at one end and then used a mixture of live action

Right: the faked controversial third goal created using wires; note how the shadows are too short for an English summer’s day and models to simulate the game,” recalls Dr Wellington. “It was very advanced for the time, although we did make mistakes that eventually people picked up on. Some of the shadows were wrong, and we presented Alan Ball at completely the wrong scale.” “The US government were happy to pay, as long as we figured out a way to incorporate a Russian looking stupid.” The hoax paved the way for NASA’s famous moon landing footage of 1969. But in its way, the English dry-run proved more successful. “Even forty years on, everybody still talks about our world cup work,” comments Dr Wellington.

“Whereas if you come to the States, nobody really mentions the moon landings any more.” “Except Buzz Aldrin,” he adds. “The English FA did approach us with a view to recreating the project for 2010. They sent us some tapes and everything,” reveals Dr Wellington. “But what you have to realise is that for hoaxes to work, they need at least a small element of plausibility. We now have immensely powerful CGI techniques, green screens and animatronic facilities. But we’ve looked at your Emile Heskey – and we can’t do anything with that.”

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