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9 December 2011

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hua hin, THAILAND For the third year running Hua Hin will host the world’s top female tennis stars on New Year’s Day for an exhibition match, and this time the proceeds are being donated to help those affected by the catastrophic flooding that hit Thailand this year. World No.1 Caroline Wozniacki will return to Thailand to face third-ranked Victoria Azarenka in the charity match being held once again at the Inter Continental Hua Hin Resort’s Centennial Park, south of the town. Denmark’s Wozniacki, who won six titles this year, played Kim Clijsters at the Hua Hin event at the start of 2011. “I had a fantastic time in Thailand last year and it is a pleasure to be back again,” said Wozniacki who has claimed 18 WTA titles. “I have seen some of the pictures of the terrible floods and I am delighted to be a part of the World Tennis Charity Invitation and help raise money for the flood relief.” Belarus’ Azarenka, who has won eight titles including three this year, will make her first appearance in Thailand. “This will be my first visit to Thailand and I am very excited,” said Azarenka. “I am really pleased to go there and play for the Thai fans and help raise money to assist people who have been affected by the devastating floods.” The World Tennis Charity Invitation also features Thai legend Paradorn Srichaphan who will return to action against world No.18 John Isner, said Suwat Liptapanlop, president of the Lawn Tennis Association of Thailand. American Isner had the most successful season of his career this year with two titles. “I am very pleased to return to Thailand and visit Hua Hin for the first time. I’m looking forward to playing with Paradorn and doing our bit to help in the flood relief.” CONTINUED ON PAGE 2

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Former world No.9 Paradorn, who retired in 2006, is glad to be part of the event. “It is nice to be part of this charity event. It is nice to make a return although it is just for a charity match. Of course, my fitness is not as perfect as it was many years ago. But as Thailand is the host of the event, I am very pleased to play and help raise funds for the flood relief efforts,” he said. “It will also help promote tourism in Thailand in general and Hua Hin in particular. “I have never played John Isner but trained with him a couple of times. He played in the Thailand Open a few years ago.” Wozniacki will arrive in Thailand on December 26th while Azarenka and Isner are scheduled to arrive on December 29th. There is speculation that the world No 1 might be accompanied by her boyfriend and world golf No 2 Rory McIlroy who is due to play the Thailand Golf Championships two weeks before the charity event. The event will be televised live on Channel 3 and ESPN from 5pm. Tickets are priced at 2,000 baht each and are available from Thai Ticket Major (tel. 02-262-3456, www.thaiticketmajor.com).

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Nanning, China Stuntman hits the nail on the head – by balancing upside down on a thin spike Next time you have a sore head, spare a thought for Li Xin who has quite literally hit the nail on the head. Xin entertained the crowds when he balanced on his head on the end on a spike. Putting his hands out to the side, he balanced all his 66kg (10st 7lb) body weight, putting intense pressure on his skull. The 47-year-old has practised the stunt for more than 20 years. He can hold the pose on top of the spike for more than ten seconds – impressive, seeing as most people would struggle to keep their balance doing a floor head-stand. After the stunt, Li Xin leaned forward to show off a small but definite indent on the top of his

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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net Don’t Miss This Week Latin Dance Classes at the Vic Hua Hin. Cha-cha-cha, Salsa or Jive: Teacher San Pho On, South East Asia Champion and Asia Pacific Champion in Latin Dance, is very happy to welcome every Friday at 5 pm expats to the Latin Ballroom Dance Class at Vic Hua Hin. For only 300 Baht everybody gets fun, exercise and new friends in a beautiful environment. No reservation necessary. For more information contact Chris: marketing@vichuahin.com.

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Souay Vista Social Club open again! Regular weekly schedule as follows: Tuesdays: Classic Rock with the Stone Band. Wednesdays: Reggae and Thai music -- for now with Tim, Ekk and Go, -- the bass, guitar and drum guys from the house blues band. “Live Karaoke!!”. Thursdays: ‘Open Mic’ night - featuring Celtic/ Folk/Country/ Blues and other forms of chaos. Fridays: Blues Jam night -- hosted by the Souay Vista Blues Band. Saturdays: Souay Vista Blues Band. Sundays: ‘buffet’ night with various performers depending on who comes by, and sometimes a concert night. Mondays: Open night. Upcoming Fringe Festival – X-mas Eve @ Vic Hua Hin Saturday, 24th December 2011, 6 pm On Christmas Eve, Vic Hua Hin and the Patravadi High School Hua Hin would like to invite you to spend a couple of hours with Christmas songs, turkey, students performances and the magic ambience of X-Mas Eve @ Vic Hua

Hin. Donations for our scholarship fund for young performing artists are greatly appreciated. This very family friendly evening will offer you in a relaxed atmosphere live music from Patravadi High School teachers and students, Christmas songs by the British Educational Children’s Centre Choir (The BECC), games, delicious herb salad, traditional turkey, wine and of course hot wine punch! Please book your table in advance. Come and make your reservation at Vic Hua Hin or call us: 032 827 814-5. We are looking forward to an enchanting Christmas evening @ Vic Hua Hin! Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747

Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www. greenhuahin.com, email: info@ greenhuahin.com Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: gessom@hotmail.com Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: tonkhaw_p@yahoo.com Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: unity_artgallery@yahoo.com World Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Nightly Music 4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @Absorba Pub 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; Highenergy Thai country and rock. Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78. Nightly. Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor Pub Classic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for Life). Nightly from about 10 pm @ Usapasang Pub Do-Re-Mi at Milestones Pub, Hilton


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Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, next to the cable TV office, and across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. Baan Chang. Soi 9 North, Cha Am. Next to Methavalai Hotel. Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach. Tel 032 515597. Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road. Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com. Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Rd Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/ Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999. Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club. Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www. livantohuahin.com Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 www.restdetailhotel.com Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032

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512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant. com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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Property Marketplace Excellent opportunity in well established development This wonderful three storey home is a stones throw away from the beach and walking distance from restaurants and shops in this local scenic village. Within a well established development of 70 homes, 35 each side. This also has the largest communal swimming pool in Hua Hin.

3 Bed/ 3 Bath 50m from beach Ref No. 03256 280 sqm internal space Call/ email for details Last available condo in superb location An opportunity has arisen to acquire this last remaining 160 sq m condo with 100% private access to a stunning white sand beach with sweeping coastline.

3 Bed/ 3 Bath 15 min drive to Hua Hin Centre Living: 150 sqm.

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Peace and tranquility south of Hua Hin This magnificent two storey house is 15 minutes drive to the south of Hua Hin.The property stands in its own spacious, tropical garden and benefits from beautiful and peaceful views of the surrounding green hills.

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4 Bed/ 3 Bath Land: 497 sqm. Living: 325 sqm.

Hua Hin Condos with great views and facilities A beautiful condominium where the focus is on functionality, family friendly, quality and value for money. Facilities & services at this Golf Condominium Resort include indoor putting greens, lobby lounge area, kids pool and big swimming pool, café, exercise room, golf booking service, wireless internet, laundry, maid and security service, transportation etc.

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beautiful house on huge plot in samorphong This lovely house is immaculately presented and will be an immediate home for whoever snaps it up. Featuring a European kitchen, separate dining, living and lounge rooms, a maid/ guest house, air-con throughout, a two car port, a 25,000 litre water tank and a 50’ x 30‘ pool, it also has beautiful English style gardens and is located on a very 3 Bed popular, well established development.

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Living: 250 sqm. Land: 1000 sqm.

great value off plan condo in khao takiab Off Plan studio apartment for sale in the beautiful Khao Takiab area of Hua Hin, 10km drive to central Hua Hin and walking distance to the beach, local shops and restaurants. This studio is on a corner plot which will have terrific mountain views. Perfect for a vacation home or a rental investment property. Facilities: Fitness centre, Security, Car Park, Communal Garden and Pool Features: Unfurnished (packages available), Air Con, Satellite TV, Wifi, Telephone Lines, Water Tank

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new beachfront condo close to town centre Luxurious one bed beachfront condominium and a magnificent five star gateway onto a 90m beachfront located in the heart of Hua Hin. It’s colourful, innovative blend of authentic and contemporary features of Morocco sets it apart with its enchanted private garden and extravagant lagoon. Just 2 minutes from the Night Market/ Hua Hin Centre. Facilities include a Fountain island with spa seating, multiple pools including children’s pool with slider, Driveway Car Park and Underground Parking, 24 hrs Security System with CCTV, Floating garden, Fitness room

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Two storey Galleria home West of Hua Hin Stunning home on a development surrounded by several world class golf courses including Black Mountain golf club. Breathtaking mountain and sea views. The developer will offer 50% finance on this project over a three year period at the basic rate of 7%. Also included is a free furniture package worth 700,000 baht. The road and infrastructure around this project is the very best as it shares the neighbourhood with H.M the Queen’s palace.

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Exclusive Luxury House for Sale/ Rent Stunning luxury home North of Hua Hin within large electric gated grounds. Infinity pool allowing sea breeze on 2nd level. European kitchen and lounge on 2nd floor, 1st floor comprises of 2 bedrooms and car port for 5 cars at the back. Sea and spectacular 3 Storeys mountain views. Land size 3 rai

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Location! Location! Location! 3 different styled homes, which have been designed to suit your lifestyle. All these fantastic homes come with or without a pool, large covered terraces and share communal clubhouse. This development is built on a 44,800 sqm of land divided into 69 different sized plots giving you a choice most suitable to the house, garden or swimming pool you opt for. Lot areas: 320 to 600

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live the dream - perfect golf course home Lovely home nestled in the breathtaking setting of the panoramic green mountains and lake within the development, your ownership comes with lifetime membership at this 18hole championship golf course and residence. Facilities include: Sports centre, Clubhouse, Tennis courts, Squash courts, Restaurant, Sauna, Badminton court plus much more.

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hillside breezes and stunning sunsets This development features properties with European style fitted kitchen, a Private pool, Hot water system, High-speed Internet, Fully air-conditioned, 24 Hour Security. The area is surrounded by mountains with astonishing sunsets. The hillside area is on slightly higher land which has blessed it with a steady cool breeze coming from the sea. 3 bed /2 bath

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large garden villa A family villa featuring a beautiful large landscaped garden and outside cooking facilities. Inside a European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. The property comes completely furnished, with private dining and a garage, ready to move in. Freehold and chanote title, two water supplies. Full 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) satellite service free.

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lovely villa with pool for sale or rent This villa on a good sized plot is well equipped and furnished; all bedrooms have fitted mirror wardrobes with 1 King and 2 Queen size beds. Living and dining rooms with large sofa, dining table and 6 chairs, tv and cabinet, European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) cooker/oven. Landscaped garden Land size 530sqm and swimming pool 8x4. Living space 212sqm

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coffee machines 2 x electric Boncafe coffee machines for sale. New cost 34 and 46 thousand Baht each. Fully serviced, open to sensible offers around 1012 thousand Baht. Email info@buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710 Sterling Silver Jewelry I have 440 pieces of .925 Sterling Silver Shiva Eye Jewelry that I am selling at my cost from the factory, 18,500bt. That breaks down to 41bt for each pair of earrings (normally 300bt) and Pennant (normally 180bt). I sold most of my inventory in the U.S. while I was there in Oct. Being A Falang I am not permitted to sell it at the markets here in HuaHin,or it would already be gone. contact me at gilbertglenn@ hotmail.com or 0838543647 quality HAMMOCKS for sale. Parachute hammocks are lightweight, strong, foldable, can be set up in less than a minute, rot-resistant and quick to dry (machine washable 30°C). Made of high grade parachute material (silk nylon), which adjusts to your body and stainless steel hook for extra protection, our hammocks are ideal for travelling, relaxation and everyday use. Pick your size (Single, Double, King Size or Kids). Ideal for a Xmas/new year present or for the everyday use for the family. Please email us for price list and availability tonymoorhouse@gmail.com or ring for local Hua Hin delivery 0861 776994 Washing Machine & Hob For Sale. Samsung Tornado 8kg Top Loader Washing Machine for Sale.Two Years Old in Good Condition...Also Teka Four Ring Hob (Three Gas Rings One Electric Ring) in Good Condition ...5000 Baht For Both. Call032 523604 (English) Books THE GIRL Trilogy.(English version)The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire and The Girl Who Kicked Over the Hornets Nest by Stieg Larsson. All three for 1,000 Baht. Call Terry on 088 542 2918 English paperback books adventure, murder, drama. Very good condition. 30 to 50 bht. Can swap with you if preferred. Live central Hua Hin. Please tel Keith 089 070 2423 TEKA 60cm 4 plate electric hob. Used very little and in excellent condition. Offers around 5000thb. Contact Ken 083 813 3585

DARK WOOD DINING table and 4 chairs as new 10,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086 Two hand crafted wardrobes matching hand crafted wooden wardrobes for sale. 1st wardrobe H 83cm W 56cm Depth 24cm 2nd wardrobe 83cm 88cm 24cm Never been used. Cost new 22,000 THB will accept any reasonable offer in the region of 9,000 THB for both. Email 1dongibson@gmail.com SAMSUNG FULLY AUTOMATIC washing machine. 6.5kg 3 /4 months old. Like new. Bought for 6,000 THB will accept 4,500 THB. Can deliver within reason. Phone 0811 366 451 (Thai or English) Space Crown Crash Helmet in black , unused present. 500 baht. email juliankosmar@hotmail.com or tel 089 489 3880 Electric piano with song, style, voice and music database excellent condition full keyboard new 45.000 Baht will accept 17000 Baht Phone 087 773 6053 Beer/Drinks Fridge for sale, Has freezer at the bottom. 3,000b. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com

General - sports Springfield Golf Membership wanted. Customer looking for Springfield golf membership around 25years. Will offer 100k + 100k transfer. Please email paulwilliams466@gmail.com

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Lake View membership for sale. Only one left of four all sold October before the golf festival finished. Call Paul 0861 604 261 paulwilliams466@gmail.com FOR SALE POOL Table 8x4 includes 2 sets of balls, buyer collects 25,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086 A full set of Gallaway golf clubs including the original bag hardly used 9000 Baht Phone 0877736053 Palm hills golf membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. Looking for a Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade forged RAC irons 3-PW for sale reduced to 10,000bt. Will give free Taylormade golf bag with them. Suitable for the fast swingers among you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 / paulwilliams466@gmail.com Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com Springfield Family Membership. Reduced again 25 years remaining. Reduced price for quick sale after buyer dropped out. Does not include transfer fee. 145,000 baht. Email: mrtncooke@yahoo.co.uk. Phone 083 617 5777 Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313 Golf Lessons available. Have an issue with your golf swing and just can’t put your finger on it? Let us put you right. Proven EGTF technique has reduced a player from 1.7 to 0.9 in just 3 weeks!! Call 0861 604261

Motoring - 4 wheels pluS 2009 Toyota Yaris White, 4 door, 15,000 kilometers. Perfect condition - 500,000 THB Cash or 100,000 and take over payments. Contact 087 276 6546 Toyota Vigo Prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com Honda CRV 2.4 EL (Top Spec) Automatic. Metallic Black with Beige full leather interior. The car is in excellent condition and has been maintained by Honda Hua Hin main dealers since new. Full service history with extensive service notes/invoices available. Includes registration book. Service (60,000 km) just completed. This top spec EL model has many accessories above the 2.0 Litre base model including:- 2.4 V-TEC engine (170 BHP), Modulo Design Pack, Climate control, multi CD, cruise control, electric seats, electric door mirrors, auto headlights and windscreen wipers, front armrests etc.Trade guide price is THB 1,080,000. Now reduced to THB 925,000. Tel: 081 193 6230 (Craig)


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Honda Steed with Green Book for sale. 110,000bt. Black & Orange colour Steed with new gasket, brake cables, spark plugs, starter and fuel pump. Looks and sounds great. Selling so I can buy a sports bike. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 paulwilliams466@gmail.com Dual Sport (Enduro Style) Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 model. Plated, road legal and only 3,400km. Loads of fun for Baht 67,000 incl transferable theft insurance. Cost Baht 82,000. Tel 0861669880 Email: peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk For sale Honda Phanton Flame Edition. As new, two Falang owners, less than 5,000 kms. Genuine reason for sale, this bike must be seen and ridden. No offers 70,000Bht includes all paperwork for transfer, ownership papers. Contact Jim 080 386 6275 Honda Steed 600 cc For Sale Honda Steed VLX 600 cc. Sold with book & Taxed until November, 98,000Bht Genuine 21,000kms on bike. Test drive welcomed, no offers for quick sale Contact Mick 085 297 3464 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697 Yamaha fino green/black color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055

PERSONAL & SERVICES gardening & other services available. Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month for average size garden. House cleaning and other domestic services negotiable. Call 081 614 8728 for more details Child minding/teaching services. Qualified Thai female with degree to teach young children is offering child minding/teaching services. Thai/ English spoken, safe environment. Call Na on 083 416 7785 Do you need a meeting place? Bobby’s Bar now has a lounge/meeting room for private engagements. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 elderly/patient care by professional nurse. English speaking, 1 - 4 hours or as requested. Call 089 919 9670

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Property condo for sale. Low rise, 1st floor, overlooking the 10th green of Palm Hills Golf Course, with more distant views over lakes and 18th fairway, to Cha Am. Situated in a cul-de-sac, with car port, and mountain views. The property covers 175 sq.m and has two double en-suite bedrooms and a single bedroom with separate toilet and washbasin. There is a fully fitted kitchen, large dining/ sitting area and three balconies. Family golf membership is included with use of Palm Hills Sports and social club which has large swimming pool, squash, badminton, tennis courts and fitness centre. Price reduced to 6.9m baht. Furnishings and appliances included. Call 084 020 1208 or email baba1244@hotmail.co.uk 1 RAI BUILDIND plot 6 kms from Hua Hin along the canal road near Bo Fai temple. Exclusive site 1 million baht or very close for serious buyers. Contact Bill 083 315 9710 (English) or Laong 084 394 1556 (Thai) bungalow with pool in Khao Noi area for sale. Three large double bedrooms, all ensuite, one with jacuzzi. Fully equipped and fitted European kichen, and everything built to European standards. Cable, satellite, internet and telephone all connected. Fully furnished. For more information email property@awolonline.net, call 081 649 8361 or visit www.awolonline.net/property. Condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq metre condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel, great for investment or for rentals, resort behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10, and near the new immigration office. 25 metre pool, gym, bar, restaurant, beautiful gardens, maintenance charge only 13,440 baht per year, condo has balcony overlooking Black Mountain, on the middle floor so cooler, and at the end so extra windows for air and light. Condo fitted with blackout blinds so can be made very dark for good nights sleep. owner has blue book and title deeds with owners name on them and full english translations. BARGAIN PRICE at only 1.2million baht. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361. Superb condo in Kao Takiab for sale Two bedroom/ two bathroom double unit with stunning sea views now available. 6.5 million baht. Call George 087 749 3211. desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700

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LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

Rentals Looking for someone to share the rental house. There is one moderate room with air con. and private bathroom. The location is in Tippawan 4, Samor Prong. Preferably female. For your part, I expect you to pay Bht.6,000 per month including electricity and water. Drop in to see the house phone 085 805 1592. House for Rent - Tippawan 5 village. Fully furnished, 3 bed / 2 bath, aircon, lounge/ diner, European Kitchen, TV, DVD, internet available, communal pool, private garden and car port. Only 12,000 baht/ month excl bills for long term rental. To arrange a viewing please call 08690 92269 English / Thai. Self contained furnished spacious apartment for rent in family run guest house with large balcony, private entrance, secure off-road parking. Situated just ten km from Hua Hin on the beach side of the road. 6000 baht per month. Smaller rooms also available for short or long term rent. Contact Tik 086 173 0956. Long Term Rental - 10,000 B or less. I live in Thailand 8 months each year. I have been in Thailand for 8 years. My Thai partner works at the Hilton. Excellent tenants who really care for property. If we can find the right spot, we will be VERY long term. Contact Robert 087 276 6545. Email skippero@aol.com LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com

Wanted golf trousers wanted If anyone can help I’m after the best place for buying golf trousers both for price and quality thanks all. hanslowneil@yahoo.co.uk WANTED WEIGHTLIFTING EQUIPMENT for home use: Tel. 080 859 8349 Thai or English Garden wooden bench/seat. Please call Jim 080 780 4021.

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Across 1 He noted legendary bowler taking 5-0 out East (6) 5 One endures endless rubbish written about judge in the Mirror (8) 9 Conductor who’s an expert on the Ring? (10) 10 Siren’s call makes you passionate to obtain love (4) 11 These days, little girl’s into mental arithmetic (8) 12 Babylonian god reportedly ruined this country (6) 13 Liveliness seen in British port (4) 15 Unknown person taking money from murderer (8) 18 The well-read American volume has article written about it (8) 19 Critically examine circular letter and reject the proposal (4) 21 Is Henry taking in nursemaid to make profit? That’s what we hear (6) 23 More of the Dome’s revealed when it rises (8) 25 Beat in return game (4) 26 Attempt at escape made by bomber on trial? (4,6) 27 Maybe one from Hollywood could become a cinema actor at last (8) 28 Once more begin making summary (6)

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Down 2 Something to eat during Shavian drama (5) 3 Red-blooded sounding character seen at the Savoy? (9) 4 King Henry provided for Islamic leader (6) 5 Two sons gain acceptance into school rowing teams - that’s what the third’s about to aim for (3,4,6,2) 6 Company acquiring European vessel needed proof of insurance once (8) 7 Father leaves new student in Surrey town (5) 8 Profit’s made by investing money in English memorial that’s not new (9) 14 Flipping Nora! Mist across the river causes foul weather! (9) 16 Gimmicky goods produced by bookbinders (9) 17 B. Charlton’s team out of league? Such a ridiculous comedown (8) 20 Maybe bowler could be fitter (6) 22 Popular judge rises to conclude (5) 24 Expression of pity found in one book or another (5)

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HUA HIN GOLF Hua Hin Golf Society

Results: 3rd December - Lake View. Stableford 17 entrants. 1st Erkki Makkonen 16hcp 39 pts. 2nd John Hall 23hcp 36 pts. 3rd Alan Hume 23hcp 36 pts. 4th Ian Mclean 7hcp 35 pts. Near pin No. 14 Michael Lausch. No. 17 Nigel Chatfield. Congratulations to Thomas Pagden for winning the HHGS Scratch championship. 29th November - Banyan. Stableford 28 entrants. 1st Darren Sellars 13hcp 37 pts. 2nd Tum Ringnalda 26hcp 37 pts. 3rd Sheila Bird 25hcp 36 pts. 4th Nid Byrne 17 hcp 36 pts. Near pin No. 2 Michael Lausch. No. 15 Sam Sheriff. forthcoming fixtures Tues 13th Black Mountain Charity golf tournament Thurs 15th Dusit Charity Dinner Fri 16th Royal Ratchaburi Stableford

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A local golf event that has run for several years, meeting every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and providing results. Results: 2 December 2011. Bisque Bogey. 1st. A.Simpson - Plus 7. 2nd. Debs. Rawlings - Plus 6. 3rd. B.Anstee. P.Simons - Plus 3.

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DIVISION 2 99 Ladies v Scandic Bar A CAT Jiggapik v Play Sports Lounge Dick’s Office A v All Nations B Robin’s Rest v Muan Ladies No game - CAT Discotek

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FIXTURES Week 14 13th December 2011 DIVISION 1 All Nations A v Paradise Buddy Bar v JW Black Jaew Bar v CAT Club Jungle Juice v CAT Karaoke JW Red v 99 Friends

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BLIND DOUBLES RESULTS SUNDAY 4TH DECEMBER Winners: Ball (CAT Karaoke) and May (CAT Jiggapik)Runners up: Rune (99 Bar) and Jim (99 Ladies)

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DECEMBER 17th and 18th Mid-season tournament Team - Doubles - Singles Ladies singles Darts League players and friends welcome

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Team Man City Man Utd Tottenham Chelsea Arsenal Newcastle Liverpool Stoke Aston Villa Everton Norwich QPR Fulham West Brom Swansea Wolves Sunderland Blackburn Bolton Wigan

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this week’s fixtures PTS 38 33 31 28 26 26 23 18 16 16 16 16 15 15 14 14 11 10 9 9

HUA HIN PREMIER LEAGUE The Hua Hin Premier League matches take place at the X-Plode Arena on Soi 10 (see ad on page 14). For more information please contact cjdev@ mac.com, call 081 944 9372, visit their Facebook page (X-PLODE ARENA) or website at www.xplodehuahin.com. Latest information is at www. leaguewebsite.co.uk/huahinpremierleague results Saturday, 3rd december 2011 Hua Hin - Pran 1 - 6 My Friend X-plode 7 - 3 Ruamit Sunday, 4th december 2011 Peppino’s 10 - 7 Liverpool Supporters LEAGUE TABLE Team 1 Ruamit 2 Kok Moo 3 X-plode 4 Peppino’s 5 Liverpool Supporters 6 My Friend 7 Hua Hin - Pran

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(all times Thailand) Predictions: 1=home win, 2=away win, 3=draw Saturday, 10 december 2011 premier league 1 Arsenal v Everton, 22:00 2 Bolton v Aston Villa, 22:00 1 Liverpool v QPR, 22:00 1 Man Utd v Wolverhampton, 22:00 2 Norwich v Newcastle, 22:00 3 Swansea v Fulham, 22:00 3 West Brom v Wigan, 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Southampton v Blackpool, 19:45 3 Birmingham v Doncaster, 22:00 1 Burnley v Portsmouth, 22:00 3 Coventry v Hull, 22:00 1 Derby v Bristol City, 22:00 1 Leicester v Peterborough, 22:00 3 Middlesbrough v Brighton, 22:00 2 Millwall v Cardiff, 22:00 1 Nott’m Forest v Crystal Palace, 22:00 2 Reading v West Ham, 22:00 2 Watford v Leeds, 22:00 SCOTTISH PREMIER 2 Hibernian v Rangers, 19:30 1 Aberdeen v St Mirren, 22:00 1 Celtic v Hearts, 22:00 3 Dunfermline v Kilmarnock, 22:00 2 Inverness CT v Dundee Utd, 22:00 2 St Johnstone v Motherwell, 22:00 Sunday, 11 December 2011 premier league 1 Sunderland v Blackburn, 20:30 3 Stoke v Tottenham, 23:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 2 Barnsley v Ipswich, 00:20 Tuesday, 13 December 2011 premier league 3 Chelsea v Man City, 03:00 wednesday, 14 December 2011 SCOTTISH PREMIER 1 St Johnstone v Aberdeen, 02:45

FIXTURES Saturday, 10th december 2011 Liverpool Supporters v My Friend 19:00 Peppino’s v Hua Hin - Pran 20:00

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Featured Game Tuesday, 13 December 2011 premier league Chelsea v Man City, 03:00 Stamford Bridge, London, England No apologies for featuring Chelsea again this week, as this is the match of the week, pitting the champions-elect against former champions. Chelsea are undergoing a transformation under Villas-Boas, and a much needed one because their squad is getting old. They were flattered by the scoreline last weekend and were lucky to end with eleven men on the pitch, but the result was important. This game will be a test of both sides, and we suspect that Chelsea may be quite physical in an attempt to put City out of their stride. City were also slightly flattered by their final scoreline last week, but there is always a sense that they have another gear to shift into. Both sides have been conceding goals so we think this could be a pulsating draw, and maybe the sort of game that Fernando Torres will reannounce himself in, if given the chance.

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Man Utd fans face long trip to Manchester for FA Cup tie

london, england Fans of Premier League giants Manchester United are facing the prospect of a long journey up the M6 after they were handed an FA Cup third round tie against Manchester City. Some supporters of the current Premier League champions have revealed that actually going to a game will prove too difficult, and they will have to make do with watching the game on television like they normally do anyway. “I was hoping for something a bit more local,” said disappointed fan Richard Young. “I’ve supported United since they started winning everything, and I haven’t missed a game that’s been televised since.” “Hopefully if we win through to round four we’ll get a local derby against Swindon.”

Above: United fans react to the draw at The Red Cow pub in Richmond

Ardent Manchester fan, Carlos Tevez, whooped and snarled and shook the bars of his cage as the draw was announced, trying to get the attention of City manager Roberto Mancini; interpreters believe that he was pleading to be able to leave the club before the cup tie so he too could watch it from the comfort of his cage in Milan. Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson expressed his sympathy for fans

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of the club, who face an arduous journey to their living room to watch the match. “It’s a shame for the fans,” he said. “It would be nice for them to experience a real live football match inside an actual stadium, but that’s the luck of the draw.” “I hope for their sakes that the game is on ITV or some of them might have to face the hardship of leaving their house and going to a pub.” “It’s definitely something the FA needs to look at.” Initial calls by United fans to do the draw again were apparently considered by the FA, in the hope that they could get a nice trip to Brighton or Crawley, but these plans were scuppered as the Surrey police have already arranged a team building paintball day out the same day.

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