AWOL Issue 166

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Say No to SOPA

20 January 2012

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Local Sports Property Marketplace Film Festival High As A Kite

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kids benefit from golfers’ generosity

hua hin, THAILAND In the lead up to Christmas you may recall that we ran a front page story headlined ‘Peace And Goodwill’, which featured information about a local charity’s fundraising efforts. The charity is the Bright Dawn Foundation, and this week we have been informed how those efforts have been going, and this is news we are very pleased to share with our readers. The featured fundraising effort in that story was a prize quiz, which raised over 11,000 baht, but the even better news is that the foundation has received a very generous donation from the Hua Hin Golf Society, who held a charity golf day and a charity dinner at the Dusit in December, and the total money raised was 244,964 baht. This money has all been donated specifically to fund the Bright Dawn Foundation’s computer literacy project at Huay Sai Ngam School in Nong Plub. This project involves upgrading the present computer classroom and installing 9 new computers. This special learning centre will be designed to teach the children basic computer skills and give them access to the internet and Thai language distance learning programs relevant to the subjects they study at school. The Foundation has ongoing involvement in three primary schools in the area, all of which suffer from a general lack of resources and funding, particularly serious teacher staffing shortages, food shortages and rundown and dilapidated buildings. so while the money that has been raised is fantastic, more help is always needed. If you want to donate or learn more about their efforts, please call Jill Moore on 082 355 4228, or email: brightdawnfoundation@gmail.com or huahingolfsociety@hotmail. com. You can also find out a lot more about the foundation by visiting their website at www.brightdawnfoundation.org, as well as finding out who won the quiz and what all the correct answers were!

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Local Forecast AND TIDES Low °C High °C High Tide Low Tide Saturday Sunny, partly cloudy and pleasant 23 31 7:04 21:36 Sunday Beautiful with plenty of sunshine 23 31 7:11 22:33 Monday Humid with plenty of sunshine 23 32 7:31 23:21 Tuesday Sunny and humid 23 31 7:51 Wednesday Sunny 22 32 8:09/ 16:40 00:01/13:45 Thursday Periods of rain am; clouds and sun 22 32 8:22/ 17:51 00:34/ 14:05 Friday Plenty of sunshine 23 32 8:30/ 18:54 1:01/ 14:27 Please note that the tide times are a prediction so may not be completely accurate as local weather conditions can affect them Exchange Rates (19-01-12) TT Buying rate Currency Baht US Dollar 31.55 Pound Sterling 48.60 Euro 40.49 Japanese Yen 40.89 Malaysian Ringgit 9.40 Singapore Dollar 24.57 Brunei Dollar 23.83 Chinese Yuan 4.97 Indonesian Rupiah 3.13 Indian Rupee 0.55 Korean Won 0.02 Australian Dollar 32.66 New Zealand Dollar 25.19 Swiss Franc 33.52 Danish Krone 5.44 Norwegian Krone 5.26 Swedish Krona 4.60 Canadian Dollar 31.07 UAE Dirham 6.93 Bahrain Dinar 58.69 Omani Rial 55.84 Qatar Riyal 6.82 AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, regarding these rates and shall not be liable for any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.

Useful Numbers Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 TAT 032 513885 Tourist Info. Centre 032 512 120 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018

Local Consular Representatives British Steve Ketteringham 086 793 3461 or e-mail on steve@ketteringham.com CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com

FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org


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Do you wonder why we say certain things, or what they really mean? Each week we will examine a different word or phrase and tell you how it came about. This week it is..SOPA SOPA stands for Stop Online Piracy Act (also known as House Bill 3261 or H.R. 3261), and is a bill that was introduced in the United States House of Representatives on October 26, 2011, by House Judiciary Committee Chair Representative Lamar S. Smith (R-TX) and a bipartisan group of 12 initial co-sponsors. The bill, if made law, would expand the ability of U.S. law enforcement and copyright holders to fight online trafficking in copyrighted intellectual property and counterfeit goods. However many believe that SOPA (and it’s Senate cousin known as the Protect IP Act) are written in such a way that almost any website could be accused of breaking the law, and this includes ones outside of the USA - in fact these are the main target of the Act. Why is this in English Corner? Opponents to this Act are adamant that not only is it against the First Amendment of the US Constitution, but that it could also end most people’s normal use of the Internet; as this column, and others in AWOL make extensive use of internet research to bring you interesting and entertaining reading, that could mean an end to this column or possibly even this newspaper. ‘Surely that is an exaggeration?’ we hear you cry! Well, the answer to that is probably best made by quoting a few of the many well read and educated people, and organisations who are opposing SOPA: On November 15, 2011 Google, Facebook, Twitter, Zynga, eBay, Mozilla, Yahoo, AOL, and LinkedIn wrote to key members of the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, saying SOPA poses “a serious risk to our industry’s continued track record of innovation and job creation, as well as to our nation’s cybersecurity.” Yahoo

has reportedly quit the U.S. Chamber of Commerce over the organization’s enthusiastic support for SOPA. The European Parliament adopted a resolution last month stressing “the need to protect the integrity of the global Internet and freedom of communication by refraining from unilateral measures to revoke IP addresses or domain names.” Rep. Nancy Pelosi, the House Democratic leader, said in a message on Twitter last week that we “need to find a better solution than #SOPA.” A letter signed by Reps. Zoe Lofgren and Anna Eshoo, both California Democrats, and Rep. Ron Paul, the Republican presidential candidate from Texas, predicts that SOPA will invite “an explosion of innovation-killing lawsuits and litigation.” Former CNN journalist Rebecca MacKinnon argues that making companies liable for users’ actions could have a chilling effect on user-generated sites such as YouTube. Policy analysts for New America Foundation say this legislation would enable law enforcement to take down an entire domain due to something posted on a single blog, arguing, “an entire largely innocent online community could be punished for the actions of a tiny minority.” SOPA would give both the government and major corporations the power to shut down entire websites accused of copyright infringement with neither a trial nor a traditional court hearing. The legislation is aggressively backed by Hollywood movie studios and major record labels, along with several major news providers, including Fox News and NBC-Universal, which have largely shied away from coverage of the bill. This week saw the first of a series of deliberate internet blackouts by sites such as Wikipedia, and there is an online petition which AWOL encourages you to sign. We believe that SOPA is a poorly written bill which, if passed, would become the digital equivalent of book burning, or possibly more accurately, library burning.

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An initial list of films to be shown at the festival between 26 - 29 January has now been released, although exact dates and times are still not available, and more may be added. There are a number of Thai Premieres and an Asian Premiere, and for many of the films this will be the only chance to see them at a cinema in Thailand. Tickets to all public screenings at the festival will cost just 60 Baht. (Released 2011 unless stated; films from Thailand unless stated; CAPITALS denotes a Thai Premiere) • 30 + โสด On Sale

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• Fool For Love (De Mai Tinh) (Vietnam/ 2010) • Great Day (Dian Dian Hau Dian) (Malaysia/ 2010) • Hi-So (ไฮโซ) • It gets better (ไม่ได้ขอให้มารัก) • Its A Great Great World (Singapore) • Juliets (Zhu Li Ye): Juliet’s Choice/ Two Juliets/ One More Juliet (Taiwan/ 2010) • Kiles (Cambodia/ 2010) • Kon Khon (คนโขน) • Laddaland ลัดดาแลนด์ • Love Story (Indonesia) • Love, Not Yet (รักจัดหนัก) • Lovely Man (Indonesia) • Micheal (India) • Midnight In Paris (USA) • Moby Dick (Korea) • My true Friend (มึงกู เพื่อน กันจนวันตาย) 2012 • NIÑO (Philippines) • Ocean Heaven (Hong Kong/ 2010) • Pinoy Sunday (Taiwan, France, Japan, Philippines) • Quick (Korea)

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Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 You’ll need to find new solutions to the same old problems this week, mostly because you’re really building up quite a tolerance to alcohol. Gemini May 22 – June 21 Take comfort in the fact we are all part of a larger plan, although really it’s more of an eons-spanning game of universal domination played by uncaring immortals than a “plan.” Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 For the next week, laws will not apply to you, which is a real pain, as you’ve become pretty accustomed to Newton’s first and third. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 This is a terrible week to make decisions about your love life, although to be perfectly honest, the problem’s less with the week and more with you.

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 It’s time to make people take you more seriously. If they don’t respond to your demands within a halfhour of reading this, start killing the hostages. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Walk confidently in the direction of your life’s dreams, but be warned that it’s really quite a long walk to Sea World. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 Although no one is currently keeping statistics on falcon attacks, your next few weeks will motivate several people to begin considering the necessity. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 People say you’re too easy going, unmotivated, and accepting of your own flaws, but you’ll learn to live with that.

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The Hua Cha Hikes is on the ground and hiking in the Hua Hin / Cha Am area. Our group hikes maybe 5km+ a couple times a month. All nationalities and ages welcome. If you are interested in joining us, with no dues at all, please e-mail huacha_hikes@yahoo.com


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Help the Elephants of this area many are now unable to be kept by their owners as they cannot work any more. The Foundation will take care of these animals but needs both volunteers and donations to do so. Please help these gentle giants, or just visit them at the Foundation on the Pala-U Road 3.5km from Hua Hin centre. Rides: 1 or 1/2hr (2 people per Elephant) or 2 or 1 1/2 hrs (1 per Elephant)

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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net Don’t Miss This Week Fringe Festival 2011/12 at Vic Hua Hin Saturday, January 21st 2012. Yael Rasooly and the Golden Delicious Theatre from Jerusalem, Israel perform three object theatre pieces, “The Blue Table”, “Jonathan” and “How Lovely”. Free live Jazz at the Lost Cafe. Just finished first floor entertainment and dining lounge is hosting live Jazz and Latin Jazz every Saturday throughout January. Contact 032 511624 for more details. Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro - Live Jazz on Wednesdays at 9pm by the Hua Hin Ensemble. Located opposite Market Village. For reservation or inquiries call 032 532799. Upcoming Hua Hin International Film Festival 2012, 26th - 29th January at the InterContinental, Centennial Park, Major Cineplex and the Vic Hua Hin. See page 8 and huahinfilmfest.com for more details. 16

Fringe Festival – Phra Lor, Sunday, 29th January 2012, 6 pm. This is an epic love story, written in poetic verse by one of the kings during Thailand’s Ayudhya period. It tells the tale of a handsome, charming prince and his two beautiful admirers. This is a new interpretation which was taken on tour through the U.S. and Canada in 2011. The performance is in Thai and English. Tickets 500 Baht (students 50% discount) are now available at Vic Hua Hin: 032-827-814 to 815.

Ongoing Latin Dance Classes at the Vic Hua Hin. Cha-cha-cha, Salsa or Jive: Teacher San Pho On, South East Asia Champion and Asia Pacific Champion in Latin Dance, is very happy to welcome expats every Friday at 5pm. Just 300 Baht, no reservation necessary. For more information contact Chris: marketing@vichuahin.com. Souay Vista Social Club; Tuesdays: guest evening/ acoustic nights and jams. Wednesdays: Eddi and band. Thursdays: guest evening/ acoustic nights and jams. Fridays: Blues Jam night -- hosted by the Souay Vista Blues Band. Saturdays: Souay Vista Blues Band. Sundays: D7 (Phillipine band). Mondays: Eddi and band. Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com.

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Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 www.restdetailhotel.com Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant. com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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Property Marketplace Excellent opportunity in well established development This wonderful three storey home is a stones throw away from the beach and walking distance from restaurants and shops in this local scenic village. Within a well established development of 70 homes, 35 each side. This also has the largest communal swimming pool in Hua Hin.

3 Bed/ 3 Bath 50m from beach Ref No. 03256 280 sqm internal space Call/ email for details Last available condo in superb location An opportunity has arisen to acquire this last remaining 160 sq m condo with 100% private access to a stunning white sand beach with sweeping coastline.

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Peace and tranquility south of Hua Hin This magnificent two storey house is 15 minutes drive to the south of Hua Hin.The property stands in its own spacious, tropical garden and benefits from beautiful and peaceful views of the surrounding green hills.

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4 Bed/ 3 Bath Land: 497 sqm. Living: 325 sqm.

Hua Hin Condos with great views and facilities A beautiful condominium where the focus is on functionality, family friendly, quality and value for money. Facilities & services at this Golf Condominium Resort include indoor putting greens, lobby lounge area, kids pool and big swimming pool, café, exercise room, golf booking service, wireless internet, laundry, maid and security service, transportation etc.

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beautiful house on huge plot in samorphong This lovely house is immaculately presented and will be an immediate home for whoever snaps it up. Featuring a European kitchen, separate dining, living and lounge rooms, a maid/ guest house, air-con throughout, a two car port, a 25,000 litre water tank and a 50’ x 30‘ pool, it also has beautiful English style gardens and is located on a very 3 Bed popular, well established development.

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great value off plan condo in khao takiab Off Plan studio apartment for sale in the beautiful Khao Takiab area of Hua Hin, 10km drive to central Hua Hin and walking distance to the beach, local shops and restaurants. This studio is on a corner plot which will have terrific mountain views. Perfect for a vacation home or a rental investment property. Facilities: Fitness centre, Security, Car Park, Communal Garden and Pool Features: Unfurnished (packages available), Air Con, Satellite TV, Wifi, Telephone Lines, Water Tank

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new beachfront condo close to town centre Luxurious one bed beachfront condominium and a magnificent five star gateway onto a 90m beachfront located in the heart of Hua Hin. It’s colourful, innovative blend of authentic and contemporary features of Morocco sets it apart with its enchanted private garden and extravagant lagoon. Just 2 minutes from the Night Market/ Hua Hin Centre. Facilities include a Fountain island with spa seating, multiple pools including children’s pool with slider, Driveway Car Park and Underground Parking, 24 hrs Security System with CCTV, Floating garden, Fitness room

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Two storey Galleria home West of Hua Hin Stunning home on a development surrounded by several world class golf courses including Black Mountain golf club. Breathtaking mountain and sea views. The developer will offer 50% finance on this project over a three year period at the basic rate of 7%. Also included is a free furniture package worth 700,000 baht. The road and infrastructure around this project is the very best as it shares the neighbourhood with H.M the Queen’s palace.

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Property Marketplace beachfront condos in sought after development Fully Furnished with near new quality furniture including all kitchen amenities. Features: Balcony and Window Flywire Screens, Water Purifier, Hot Water System in Both Bathrooms, Full TV/CD Surround System, Installed Free Australian Network TV Channel, Landline Telephone.

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Large house and land 5 minutes from Hua Hin Beautiful two storey house and maid/guest house on large plot with a unique 15 metre swimming pool in an enclosed secured area, which includes lighted driveway only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre with mountain views and 5/10 minutes from Asia’s finest golf clubs. Sale due to relocation.

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Exclusive Luxury House for Sale/ Rent Stunning luxury home North of Hua Hin within large electric gated grounds. Infinity pool allowing sea breeze on 2nd level. European kitchen and lounge on 2nd floor, 1st floor comprises of 2 bedrooms and car port for 5 cars at the back. Sea and spectacular 3 Storeys mountain views. Land size 3 rai

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Location! Location! Location! 3 different styled homes, which have been designed to suit your lifestyle. All these fantastic homes come with or without a pool, large covered terraces and share communal clubhouse. This development is built on a 44,800 sqm of land divided into 69 different sized plots giving you a choice most suitable to the house, garden or swimming pool you opt for. Lot areas: 320 to 600

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live the dream - perfect golf course home Lovely home nestled in the breathtaking setting of the panoramic green mountains and lake within the development, your ownership comes with lifetime membership at this 18hole championship golf course and residence. Facilities include: Sports centre, Clubhouse, Tennis courts, Squash courts, Restaurant, Sauna, Badminton court plus much more.

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3 bed/ 4 bath Living area 480 sqm Swimming Pool

hillside breezes and stunning sunsets This development features properties with European style fitted kitchen, a Private pool, Hot water system, High-speed Internet, Fully air-conditioned, 24 Hour Security. The area is surrounded by mountains with astonishing sunsets. The hillside area is on slightly higher land which has blessed it with a steady cool breeze coming from the sea. 3 bed /2 bath

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large garden villa A family villa featuring a beautiful large landscaped garden and outside cooking facilities. Inside a European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. The property comes completely furnished, with private dining and a garage, ready to move in. Freehold and chanote title, two water supplies. Full 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) satellite service free.

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lovely villa with pool for sale or rent This villa on a good sized plot is well equipped and furnished; all bedrooms have fitted mirror wardrobes with 1 King and 2 Queen size beds. Living and dining rooms with large sofa, dining table and 6 chairs, tv and cabinet, European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) cooker/oven. Landscaped garden Land size 530sqm and swimming pool 8x4. Living space 212sqm

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Samsung Refrigerator/ Freezer 219/52 litres capacity. Used very little and in excellent condition 4000thb. Call 088 543 9493 (English) Pranburi area. driving in thailand? International driving licence valid 5 years 1800 bt. For details call 089 5308771 (eng) coffee machines 2 x electric Boncafe coffee machines for sale. New cost 34 and 46 thousand Baht each. Fully serviced, open to sensible offers around 1012 thousand Baht. Email info@buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710 quality HAMMOCKS for sale. Parachute hammocks are lightweight, strong, foldable, can be set up in less than a minute, rot-resistant and quick to dry (machine washable 30°C). Made of high grade parachute material (silk nylon), which adjusts to your body and stainless steel hook for extra protection, our hammocks are ideal for travelling, relaxation and everyday use. Pick your size (Single, Double, King Size or Kids). Ideal for a Xmas/new year present or for the everyday use for the family. Please email us for price list and availability tonymoorhouse@gmail.com or ring for local Hua Hin delivery 0861 776994 Washing Machine & Hob For Sale. Samsung Tornado 8kg Top Loader Washing Machine for Sale.Two Years Old in Good Condition...Also Teka Four Ring Hob (Three Gas Rings One Electric Ring) in Good Condition ...5000 Baht For Both. Call032 523604 (English) Books THE GIRL Trilogy.(English version)The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire and The Girl Who Kicked Over the Hornets Nest by Stieg Larsson. All three for 1,000 Baht. Call Terry on 088 542 2918 DARK WOOD DINING table and 4 chairs as new 10,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086

TEKA 60cm 4 plate electric hob. Used very little and in excellent condition. Offers around 5000thb. Contact Ken 083 813 3585 English paperback books adventure, murder, drama. Very good condition. 30 to 50 bht. Can swap with you if preferred. Live central Hua Hin. Please tel Keith 089 070 2423 Two hand crafted wardrobes matching hand crafted wooden wardrobes for sale. 1st wardrobe H 83cm W 56cm Depth 24cm 2nd wardrobe 83cm 88cm 24cm Never been used. Cost new 22,000 THB will accept any reasonable offer in the region of 9,000 THB for both. Email 1dongibson@gmail.com SAMSUNG FULLY AUTOMATIC washing machine. 6.5kg 3 /4 months old. Like new. Bought for 6,000 THB will accept 4,500 THB. Can deliver within reason. Phone 0811 366 451 (Thai or English) Electric piano with song, style, voice and music database excellent condition full keyboard new 45.000 Baht will accept 17000 Baht Phone 087 773 6053 Beer/Drinks Fridge for sale, Has freezer at the bottom. 3,000b. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com

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Motoring - 4 wheels pluS Honda CRV 2.4 EL (Top Spec) Automatic. Metallic Black with Beige full leather interior. The car is in excellent condition and has been maintained by Honda Hua Hin main dealers since new. Full service history with extensive service notes/invoices available. Includes registration book. Service (60,000 km) just completed. This top spec EL model has many accessories above the 2.0 Litre base model including:- 2.4 V-TEC engine (170 BHP), Modulo Design Pack, Climate control, multi CD, cruise control, electric seats, electric door mirrors, auto headlights and windscreen wipers, front armrests etc.Trade guide price is THB 1,080,000. Now reduced to THB 925,000. Tel: 081 193 6230 (Craig)


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Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS yamaha fino for sale - nice 2 year old Yamaha Fino for sale. Purple and white, 10800 kms, serviced regularly by dealer, ridden by older farang and always stored under cover at our condo. Very nice, like new condition, 29,000 baht. Call Darrell at 081 015 8007 in Hua Hin. Dual Sport (Enduro Style) Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 model. Plated, road legal and only 3,400km. Loads of fun for Baht 67,000 incl transferable theft insurance. Cost Baht 82,000. Tel 0861669880 Email: peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk For sale Honda Phanton Flame Edition. As new, two Falang owners, less than 5,000 kms. Genuine reason for sale, this bike must be seen and ridden. No offers 70,000Bht includes all paperwork for transfer, ownership papers. Contact Jim 080 386 6275 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697

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Property Superb condo in Kao Takiab for sale Two bedroom/ two bathroom double unit with stunning sea views now available. 6.5 million baht. Call George 087 749 3211. condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 085 296 9113 bungalow with pool in Khao Noi area for sale. Three large double bedrooms, all ensuite, one with jacuzzi. Fully equipped and fitted European kichen, and everything built to European standards. Cable, satellite, internet and telephone all connected. Fully furnished. For more information email property@awolonline.net, call 081 649 8361 or visit www.awolonline.net/property. Condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq metre condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel, great for investment or for rentals, resort behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10, and near the new immigration office. 25 metre pool, gym, bar, restaurant, beautiful gardens, maintenance charge only 13,440 baht per year, condo has balcony overlooking Black Mountain, on the middle floor so cooler, and at the end so extra windows for air and light. Condo fitted with blackout blinds so can be made very dark for good nights sleep. owner has blue book and title deeds with owners name on them and full english translations. BARGAIN PRICE at only 1.2million baht. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361. desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

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Results: 13th January Sea Pines Texas Scramble 1st Paul Daly, Tony Killoran, Paul Moran, Joe Sims 59.9 2nd Tom ( Guest ), Moens ( Guest ), Sue Morgan, Bernard Tucker 60.3 3rd Colin Devonshire, Ian David McLean, Roger Perrin, Martin Swift 61.6 4th Franz Heigl, Rob Prudon, Tien Prudon, Ampika Sangwichai 61.9 forthcoming fixtures Tues 24th Lake View 2 BBB + A G M. Fri 27th Springfield Stableford

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RESULTS 16th January Lakeview A/B 20 players - 4 Ball better ball 1st Mike Knight (12)/ David Leaver(15) 45 points 2nd Barry Fitzgerald (7)/ Andrew Dickson (4) 40 points 3rd Chris Roper (5) / Geoff Batt-Rawden (6) 40 points Forthcoming Events Monday 23rd Lakeview Wednesday 25th Sawang

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A local golf event that has run for several years, meeting every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and providing results. Results: 13 January 2012. Front 9 - R.Thorley 22 pts. Back 9 - A.Simpson 21 pts. Overall - A.Simpson 38 pts.

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results Week 26 16th January 2012 Bar Tender Ladies 3 - 9 Talk / Town Ladies Bob & Nok’s Ladies 8 - 4 Sunset B’d Ladies Bobby’s Bangers Ladies 4 - 8 Power Girls Dara Bar Ladies 4 - 8 Railway Tav Ladies Dolphin Bar Ladies 8 - 4 Papillon Ladies Garden Bar Ladies 7 - 5 Muan Ladies League Table Team Bob and Nok’s The Power Girls Talk of the Town Railway Tavern Garden Bar Muan Bobbys Bangers Lord Webb Dara Bar Bar Tender

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THE KANKO HUA HIN POOL LEAGUE

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results Week 22 18th January 2012 Dolphin Bar 8 - 10 The Lord Webb Bar Eagle Bar 18 - 0 Thaiwaii Bar Garden bar 7 - 11 Talk of the Town Bar Maria 2 Bar 18 - 0 Sunset Boulevard Bar Muan Bar v Play Sports Lounge n/a next week’s fixtures The season is over! League Table Team Maria 2 Bar Eagle Bar Garden bar Sunset B’levard Talk of the Town Muan Bar Dolphin Bar The Lord Webb HuaHin Miss You Play Sports Lge Thaiwaii Bar

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results Week 18 18th January 2012 Bar Tender 9 - 9 Lanla Bar Beach Hut Bar 9 - 9 Dara Bar Beer O’Clock Club 10 - 8 Sinatras Bob & Noks 7 - 11 Bobby’s Bar Bobby’s Bar B 10 - 8 Maria’s Bar The Squealing Pig 10 - 8 Railway Tavern League Table Team Beach Hut Bar Bobby’s Bar Dara Bar Bob & Noks Squealing Pig Bar Tender Railway Tavern Maria’s Bar Sinatras Beer O’Clck Club Bobby’s Bar B Lanla Bar

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end of season The playoffs were still ongoing at press time so results will be brought to you as soon as they are available. The playoff Finals were scheduled for Wednesday 17th/ Thursday 18th January. The Presentation Evening will be held on Wednesday 1st February at Jungle Juice from 7.30pm. The new season is scheduled to start on Wednesday 8th February. Any teams interested in participating should confirm as soon as possible whether or not they wish to join or continue. For more information please contact Brian on 080 000 4365.

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results Week 19 17th January 2012 DIVISION 1 99 Friends 18 - 0 CAT Club All Nations A 2 - 16 Jungle Juice Buddy Bar 10 - 8 CAT Karaoke JW Black 18 - 0 Jaew Bar Paradise v JW Red n/a

DIVISION 2 CAT Discotek 13 - 5 Muan Ladies CAT Jiggapik 18 - 0 Hua Hin Miss You Play Sports Lounge 18 - 0 Scandic Bar A Robin’s Rest 13 - 5 99 Ladies No game - All Nations B

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Name

Team

Wins

2 leg

Tons +

299

Zeb

PSL

60 75 22 18 62

11

1

52

301

294

Martin

AN B

55 72 12 16 40

3

1

54

244

288

Peter

PSL

55 63 19 17 29

2

270

Dickie

AN B

45 63 14 12 43

2

Sgl Dbl Sgl Dbl 100 140 180

100+

Raymond JWB

60 75 18 17 68

13

48

Oil

JJ

60 72 20 19 61

7

53

Stuart

JJ

50 60 18 17 76

19

48

Noom

BB

45 54 14 12 81

12

51

John

JWB

65 63 18 15 50

6

51

268

Ken

CAT J

40 54 2 12 47

Ball

CAT K 45 54 17 13 70

8

1

47

255

Martin

PSL

40 42 8 10 38

1

49

253

Meaw

99 L

45 30 12 9

252

Phet

CAT D 30 39 8

231 221

MartinJ JWB

65 66 16 15 37

4

Golf

BB

55 57 14 14 55

6

Boy

99 F

35 66 10 13 56

9

1

41

Cop

99 F

45 57 12 14 44

3

2

43

Rune

99 F

45 57 18 13 17

1

47

1 1

2 1

36

Closes 100+

45 1

Tot Pnts

230

45

2

226

3

35

1

194

4

35

177

26

6

32

160

8

30

9

34

158

Howard RR

35 27 12 7

31

3

31

147

Terry

RR

45 26 16 6

16

1

31

141

187

May

CAT J

30 33 6

6

23

3

29

130

Muan

35 33 10 4

19

1

28

130

26

126

26

116

23

106

1

Cartoon CAT K 25 45 10 10 32

5

25

152

On

Pim

P’dise 40 24 12 2

30

8

36

152

John

AN B

25 39 8

8

18

2

Naen

Jaew

30

4

31

151

Ankana

99 L

30 27 6

6

20

1

Muay

CAT C 35 21 8

4

44

2

30

145

Pob

CAT D 25 27 4

7

18

2

Tip

P’dise 35 27 10 5

32

2

33

144

K

CAT J

25 21 6

6

18

3

21

100

Doug

JJ

30 42 8

9

23

3

1

24

141

Nam

Muan

15 30 6

4

12

1

24

92

Derek

CAT K 30 36 8

7

19

3

1

26

Cat

CAT C 20 36 4

8

29

2

Lec LD

AN A

5

24

3

45 27 12 2

30 21 8

1

1

1

133

Jim

99 L

20 24 6

6

11

2

14

83

31

130

Chat

CAT D

5 30 2

5

21

3

16

82

30

123

Odd

SB A

15 15 2

5

14

1

22

74

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kicked off by bobby’s bar english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Man City Man Utd Tottenham Chelsea Arsenal Newcastle Liverpool Stoke Norwich Swansea Everton Sunderland Aston Villa Fulham West Brom Wolves Blackburn QPR Bolton Wigan

P 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21

GD 41 32 18 15 7 5 6 -9 -4 -2 -4 3 -4 -6 -10 -14 -12 -17 -21 -24

this week’s fixtures PTS 51 48 46 40 36 36 35 30 28 26 25 24 24 23 22 18 17 17 16 15

Tables do not include Tottenham v Everton played Wednesday night FANTASY FOOTBALL This is a private league for AWOL readers to compete against each other. The code to join the AWOL Challenge is 295761-86812. AWOL Challenge Top Ten Pos Team 1 I am...Sasha Fierce 2 Mr Cha Aming 3 Hua Hin United 4 Beeblebrox 5 Cool Dudes 6 Hell Rovers 7 Dunne’s Destroyers 8 Wanderlust United 9 Man Untied 10 เอฟซีเชลซี

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(all times Thailand) Predictions: 1=home win, 2=away win, 3=draw Saturday, 21 January 2012 premier league 1 Norwich v Chelsea, 19:45 3 Everton v Blackburn, 22:00 3 Fulham v Newcastle, 22:00 1 QPR v Wigan, 22:00 1 Stoke v West Brom, 22:00 1 Sunderland v Swansea, 22:00 1 Wolverhampton v Aston Villa, 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Barnsley v Millwall, 22:00 1 Birmingham v Watford, 22:00 3 Blackpool v Crystal Palace, 22:00 1 Bristol City v Doncaster, 22:00 1 Burnley v Derby, 22:00 1 Cardiff v Portsmouth, 22:00 2 Coventry v Middlesbrough, 22:00 3 Leeds v Ipswich, 22:00 2 Peterborough v Brighton, 22:00 1 Reading v Hull, 22:00 1 West Ham v Nott’m Forest, 22:00 Scottish premier league 2 St Mirren v Celtic, 19:30 2 Dundee Utd v Motherwell, 22:00 1 Hibernian v St Johnstone, 22:00 3 Inverness CT v Hearts, 22:00 1 Kilmarnock v Dunfermline, 22:00 1 Rangers v Aberdeen, 22:00 Sunday, 22 January 2012 premier league 2 Bolton v Liverpool, 00:30 3 Man City v Tottenham, 20:30 1 Arsenal v Man Utd, 23:00 tuesday, 24 January 2012 CHAMPIONSHIP 2 Southampton v Leicester, 02:45 wednesday, 25 January 2012 Scottish premier league 1 Motherwell v Dunfermline, 02:45 Featured Game Sunday, 22 January 2012 premier league Arsenal v Man Utd, 23:00 Emirates Stadium, London, England Always a momentous match as the two most experienced managers in the league come head to head; historically, Sir Alex has always held the edge over Wenger, but this has been an odd season, and we have a feeling that last week’s defeat to Swansea will kick Arsenal into one of those unforgettable performances they sometimes produce. United beat a poor Bolton side last week but were not as convincing as the scoreline suggested, and have been showing defensive frailties this season. It should be a cracker with lots of goals and no doubt a piece of magic from Thierry Henry.

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rocket man Research into Andy Carroll’s first touch to be used for satellite launches, confirms space agency

liverpool, england Research into the effectiveness of Andy Carroll’s first touch has led the European Space agency to enquire about his availability for upcoming satellite launches. The Liverpool striker’s close control has come under intense scrutiny in recent months, and despite it being described by some pundits as neither ‘close’ or ‘in control’, researchers at the European Space Agency insist it could prove invaluable in improving the efficiency of launching expensive technology into orbit. European Space Agency Director General Jean-Jacques Dordain, revealed that Carroll’s ability to propel a football vast distances away from his body with what appears to be minimal effort could herald an exciting new era in space technology.

Left: “Now Andy, remember that gilt edged chance you missed against Swansea? The satellite boys want the same thing only with a bit more elevation.”

“We will be contacting Liverpool to enquire about Andy Carroll’s availability, in the hope that we can carry out further tests based on our observations of his performances in recent games,” he told us. Mr Dordain also revealed that the tests will be carried out in a natural environment that will allow Carroll to feel totally relaxed.

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“We have constructed a a mock-up of a Newcastle nightclub called the Blu Bambu club, and we will carry out the tests at around 3 O’clock in the morning,” he revealed. Mr Dordain also went on to reveal the simplicity of the testing itself. “We are hoping that if someone passes the satellite to Andy from somewhere over fifteen yards, we will be able to sit back and watch as it drifts upwards towards the stratosphere,” he said.

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