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hua hin, THAILAND It is still a couple of months away but the news this week that once again two of the world’s top female tennis stars will be playing an exhibition match in Hua Hin will already have local tennis fans drooling.

Serena Williams and Victoria Azarenka will face off in the Hua Hin World Tennis Invitation on Saturday 29th December at Centennial Park. This will be the second year running for world number one Azarenka, who beat then number one Caroline Wozniacki last year in Hua Hin. She has won 14 titles in her career with six of them coming in 2012, including the Australian Open.

Williams is currently ranked third in the world, and this will be her first match on Thai soil. She has won an astonishing 45 singles titles, including 15 Grand Slam titles and the Olympic gold. She also has 12 Grand Slam doubles titles and three Grand Slam mixed doubles titles. Serena has won six titles in 2012, including Wimbledon, the US Open and the Olympic Games.

In their five matches this year, Serena has won all of them, and the exhibition match will be in the format of two sets and a third set super-tiebreak. Lawn Tennis Association of Thailand Suwat Lipatapanlop president said, “Victoria and Serena are the biggest names in women’s tennis. We are absolutely delighted to welcome Vika back to Thailand again this year.

She won the hearts of everyone who saw her last year. And it is a real pleasure to welcome Serena for the first time. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for Thai fans to be able to watch Serena play,” Suwat added.

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united kingdom Farmer claims on phone insurance after iPhone ‘gets stuck inside a cow’ It may sound like a load of old bull but a farmer who claims to have lost his iPhone up a cow’s bottom tops a list of unusual mobile phone insurance claims.

The agriculturalist from Barnstable in Devon, said he was using a torch app on his iPhone 3GS while assisting a cow giving birth before it disappeared out of sight.

When the man in his 30s was eventually reunited with his smartphone it was too damaged to use, leading to his bizarre insurance claim.

A close second on the strange list, revealed by MobileInsurance.co.uk, was from a Nottingham woman who said she accidentally baked her Nokia 6303i inside a Victoria Sponge cake.

A woman in her 20s using her BlackBerry Bold as an adult toy and a couple dropping a phone in the ocean while re-enacting the a scene from Titanic also made the list.

MobileInsurance.co.uk executive John Lamerton said he had seen a lot of ‘weird and wonderful claims’ from customers.

He added: ‘I’m not sure how some of them even came about, particularly in the case of the farmer and the cow.

‘Mobile phones are only going up in price now, so it pays to have them insured for as many scenarios as possible.

‘Judging by these claims, you really never know what you might need to claim for.

‘My advice would be to just use the phone as a phone and not as an ingredient in a cake or a firework for that matter.’

The top ten weirdest claims made: 1. Lost inside a cow 2. Baked into a cake 3. Flushed down a lavatory 4. Snatched by a seagull 5. Blasted by fireworks 6. Stolen by monkeys 7. Dropped from a tree 8. Thrown at a boyfriend 9. Worn out by ‘intimate’ use 10. Dropped overboard

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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated.

This week it is... . Cock-a-hoop with Blount’s account is that he simply asserts it to be In a state of exuberant elation.

This expression has one of the most Byzantine etymologies fact, without offering any evidence. People believed it of all the phrases in English. It is unique in that its origin but it casts doubt on the usefulness as evidence of any has been clouded by the intervention of two pieces of use of the phrase post 1670, as they are just repetitions 17th century guesswork. The lexicographer Thomas of popular belief rather than of fact. One possible origin Blount wrote a dictionary entitled Glossographia and that he ignored was the pub signs that show a cock the 1670 edition of the work included a speculation and a hoop, which have existed since at least the 14th on the source of ‘Cock-on-hoop’: Our Ancestors call’d century - long predating his theory. Another theory was that the Cock which we call a Spigget, or perhaps they that the expression was a translation of the French used such Cocks in their vessels, as are still retained ‘coc-a-huppe’. This was suggested by Edward Phillips, in water-pipes; the Cock being taken out, and laid on a rival of Blunt’s, in the dictionary New World of Words, the hoop of the vessel, they used to drink up the ale as 1678: Cock-a-hoop (French coc-a-huppe, a Cock with a it ran out without intermission and then they were Crest). All upon the Spur, high in mirth, or standing Cock-on-Hoop , i.e. at the height of mirth and jollity; a upon high terms.

For good measure, Phillips also repeated Blount’s theory, saying still retained’.

This view was probably derived from early texts, like which tends to undermine one’s confidence in him.

John Palsgrave’s 1540 translation of the Latin text The Whether the original meaning of ‘cock-a-hoop’ was ‘turn Comedye of Acolastus: “Let us sette the cocke on the on the taps, let the liquor flow and cast off all restraint’ or ‘stand on the barrel and crow with exaltation’ (or hope and make good chere within doores.”

Plausible indeed, but we don’t really know what ‘cocke’ something else entirely) we aren’t ever likely to now or ‘hope’ (hoop) Palsgrave was referring to - the OED know. Suffice it to say, if you come up with and publish has numerous meanings for both words. The problem a theory of your own, someone will believe it.

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FREE CALLS If your mobile phone or device and that of the person you are calling supports it, you can use a number of apps to make free calls anywhere, with the best known being Skype and Viber. These do rely on a decent internet connection though, something that is not always found here.

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CHA AM INFORMATION cha am, thailand Welcome to this new section of AWOL devoted to near neighbours Cha Am. The intention of this section is to bring news, information, details of events and anything else Cha Am related to our readers.

If you have information or an event in Cha Am, or have a business in Cha Am and are interested in advertising in this section we have made an arrangement with Darren at the Cha Am Pub (see ad below) to be our local point of contact, or you can of course also contact AWOL direct by email on info@awolonline.net or any of our other contact methods shown on page 29.

CHAAM NIGHT LIFE THE MYTH....It is widely misunderstood that although Chaam is renowned for its beautiful 8km of accessible golden beaches it is not known for its livelier night life and restaurants.

BREAKING THE MYTH...The main Beer bar area is known as “Soi Bus Station” and hosts almost 30 Beer Bars with all the flashing lights. Music, Pool tables & hostess entertainment that you can enjoy, Scattered amongst numerous Restaurants & Guesthouses. This area is bright, lively & usually open until the wee hours of the morning.

“The Plaza” is another strip of Beer Bars, Karaoke Bars, Restaurants & Guest Houses which is located off Narathip rd (Main Road to the Beach) on the RHS 100 meters from the beach. It is also a very lively entertainment strip offering everything you need for a night on the town.

Along Narathip road (Main Road to the Beach) you will find a huge array of Traditional Thai Restaurants, Korean BBQ & Thail Live music Venues, all offering Great food & Entertainment.

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For transport to Chaam there are Mini buses that run regularly until 9pm & Taxis all night. Parking is never a problem in Chaam so you can drive yourself without fear of having to park your car miles away from your destination. Or you can take advantage of a “Free Taxi Service from Hua Hin” to The “Chaam Pub & Restaurant” (when booking a table of 6 or more for dinner).

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There is not enough space here to cover all aspects of MC clubs, but the vast majority are not the demons the media make them out to be - they have codes of honour and respect, and the members have to earn the right to wear the club’s patch by showing the right attitude and respecting not just other club members but anyone they come into contact with. All MC clubs have their own ways of doing things, but normally the process of becoming a member is not just a question of who you know and sewing on a patch.

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Cha-am Spa & Beauty Center Traditional Thai Massage & Body Treatment Hair & Nails (Gell & Acrylic) Tel. 0822 420 841 0825 924 789 247/51 Ruamjit (Beach) Road, Cha Am

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jws, Poolsuk Road; Saturday 3rd November 7pm on Big Soul Party in memory of Dr Dave Soul Monsta who sadly passed away five years ago. Free great food and even better music. All welcome. the lord webb, Khao Takiab; All you can eat and drink for only 690 Baht per person between 7 and 9.30pm (conditions apply). Also ALL drinks bought between 4 and 7pm enjoy a 12% discount. hua hin ham bacon and meat co., Soi 41; 11 British beers now available - Ruddles County, Abbots Ale & Reserve, Suffolk Springer, Greene King IPA Export, Old Golden and Old Crafty Hen, Hen’s Tooth, Belhaven 80 Shillings, St. Andrews Ale and Robert Burns. All in 500ml bottles, plus Magners Cider and Pear Cider in 568ml bottles.

Available per bottle at 180 Baht.

Special Introductory Offer of any combination of the above - Mixed case of 12 bottles - 1,680 Baht/case + VAT. Old Speckled Hen will also be in draught and available in some of the bars in Hua Hin. putahracsa, Naebkahardt Road; Sunset Sessions at Oceanside Beach Club and Restaurant every Saturday at 9.30 pm with THB 99.- Happy Hours Ob Oon Bakery – Afternoon Tea every day from 15:00 THB 199 net per person, all you can eat with coffee or tea Moevenpick Ice Cream Tasting Challenge every day from 2 – 5:30pm THB 599 net per person

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Beer O’ Clock aussie bar, Khao Takiab; Happy Hour From 9pm Daily.

Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Every Friday from 5pm. Free Bar B Que when spend 180 bt - Hot Dogs (Bobby’s Special Sausage) Ribs and Kebabs.

Free Sunday Dinner with purchase of 200bt worth of any drinks or plus an added cash amount up to 200bt. per person. Two sittings, at 4 and 6pm, please call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 to book a time. Also try our Home made Apple Pie and Ice Cream only 65 bt. Special prices on Leo Draft all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt.

Dizzy Dolphin, Samorphong; Draft Chang 35 bt glass, 90 bt/litre, Bottled beer - Leo, Tiger, Chang 45 bt, Singha 50 bt, Tiger Light, Heineken, San Mig Light 60 bt. Wine - 80 bt per glass. All day, every day.

Down Town Bar, Soi Selakam; Buy 2 get 1 FREE any time, everyday.

Headrock, Soi Sarakam; Mon Fri -10am til 8pm - 55 baht all beers/ selected spirits hua hin miss you, Soi 80; Barbeque every Saturday from 7pm, all you can eat 150 baht; Small beers 50 baht at selected times larry’s fondue house, Naresdamri Road; Fondue for 2 just 599 baht. Daily Swedish dishes. Now offering breakfasts too. lazy daze, Poolsuk Road; Happy Hour 3 - 8pm, 20% discount on all beers London Bar, Poolsuk Road; Every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday live music with the Londoners playing songs from the sixties to the present.

Free, regular drink prices.

Margaritas, Night Market Every Sunday All You Can Eat Buffet just 290 baht. “Taco Tuesday” 100 Baht

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Chicken Burritos, Chicken Taquitos, or Chicken Chalupas. Happy Hour 10pm ‘til close.

Mr Dan’s Guesthouse & Bar; Every Thursday killer pool comp.

Papayita Bar, Soi Selakam; Happy Hour until 9pm every day; all beers 55 bt, all spirits 80 bt all cocktails 100 bt SINATRAS, Soi 102; Friday night Fish & Chips for free! No catch!

Non-drinkers welcome. Two course Sunday Dinner only 150 Baht from 6.30pm BOOKINGS ONLY FOR BOTH Call 089 238 8397 Terrace 90, Soi 90; Large Buffet of BBQ, Ribs, Roast, Italian and of course Mexican every Tuesday just 249 baht. Sunday is Steak Night.

Daily Lunch Specials. the beat, Dammoen Kasem Road (opp. Railway Station); Live music every night, large Leo/Chang Export 90 baht, 10pm - midnight one free drink for ladies. the dutchman, Railway Plaza, Railway Road; Every Friday is Steak Nightonly 120THB! Daily specials updated every week - see ad on p5 for details.

Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 45 baht, large Leo 50 baht, restaurant and general store. Open daily 7am10pm. 085 405 6976 (T) 085 704 8210(E) Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd; Happy Hour 4.30 - 6.30pm.

British style Sunday Roasts:

Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (080 110 2839) Sinatras, Soi 102 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd

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make an event of it at ob-oon boulangerie - patisserie YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net or submit your event to our new events page on www.awolonline. net Don’t Miss This Week Putahracsa Oceanside Beach Club & Restaurant – Seafood Platter – THB 750++ Grilled Seafood Platter a delight for Seafood Lovers!

Enjoy feash and delightful seafood in Hua Hin with Tiger Prawns, NZ Mussel, Rock Lobster, Sea bass, Squid with sauces, fried rice and a fresh salad.

Tapas and Wine - THB 499++ A glass of white, red and rose wine each accompanied by three tapas.

Upcoming Rumours of a Carabao concert taking place on 12th December at the Centennial Park are circulating; as one of Thailand’s best known and most political bands their gigs are normally a sell out. More details as we get them.

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Ongoing The Beat (formerly Music Station); live music every night in this good sized venue. Rock and pop, Thai and Western music.

Latin Dance Classes at the Vic Hua Hin. Cha-cha-cha, Salsa or Jive: Teacher San Pho On, South East Asia Champion and Asia Pacific Champion in Latin Dance, is very happy to welcome expats every Friday at 5pm. Just 300 Baht, no reservation necessary. Contact Chris: marketing@vichuahin.com.

Souay Vista Social Club; New line up coming soon. Watch this space.

Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening.

SASI Dinner Theatre.

SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre.

Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel.

Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com.

Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www. greenhuahin.com, email: info@ greenhuahin.com

Open Daily 8.00 am - 6.00 pm Breakfast • Lunch • Afternoon Tea • Ice Cream Tasting • Wedding & Special Occasion Cakes • Deliveries 22/65 Naeb Kaehat Road Hua Hin 77110 Tel: 032 531 470 #777 E-Mail: maitre_d@putahracsa.com www.putahracsa.com

Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: gessom@hotmail.com Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: tonkhaw_p@yahoo.com Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: unity_artgallery@yahoo.com World Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Nightly Music 4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @Absorba Pub 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; Highenergy Thai country and rock.

Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78.

Nightly.

Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music.

Every night@Thonglor Pub Classic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for Life). Nightly from about 10 pm @ Usapasang Pub Do-Re-Mi at Milestones Pub, Hilton Hotel. Every night except Tuesday.

Classic pop. Highly entertaining.

Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro - Live Jazz on Wednesdays at 9pm by the Hua Hin Ensemble.

Jazz 4 Dinner with the Hua Hin Ensemble: Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 pm @Rest Detail Hotel Live Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. House band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc.Tues, starts 8pm.

Live Music at Terrace 90 Restaurant.

Every Fri/ Sat Night from 7PM.

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LukNam Band, LukNam Pub. Thai Country and Rock. Nightly 10pm until very late. It rocks.

Modern Thai Popular Music, Thonglor Pub. Every night, from 9 pm ‘til closing Piano Duo, Standards and Thai Songs Nightly from 8pm @Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant. Great fun.

Piano Duo, Elvis and other popular music. Nightly @Livanto Restaurant Popular, Country, and Oldies.

Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. Nightly from 9pm Rock and Pop at Jimmy’s Bar, Soi Bintabaht Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm.

Great fun, expect a crowd.

Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. Uri (guitar) and Marayah (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz.

Solo jazz with “Dr. Jazz” (Sverre Bey) Nightly 7-10 pm at the Fat Cat Guest House.

Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant.

Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with Hua Hin’s most venerable band.

Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists.

Thai Acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm.

Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. Quite good, and often have guest artists.

Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection.

Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, across the street from the Golden Place shop.

Live Music nightly from 9 pm.

Baan Chang. Soi 9 North, Cha Am. Next to Methavalai Hotel.

Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station.

Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach.

Tel 032 515597.

Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009.

El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road.

Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com.

Groovin’ Jazz Bar Soi Selakam Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Rd Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/ Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999.

Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro.

Petchkasem Rd opp. Market Village. Tel. 032 532799 Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’.

Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club.

Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc.

Pianist and singer every night. Website www. livantohuahin.com lost cafe, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Just before Cicada Market. Contact 032 511624.

Web: www.lost-cafe.com Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall.

Opposite Phoenix Bar. the beat, Dammoen Kasem Road, Hua Hin opposite the railway station.

Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83.

Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40.

Putahracsa Oceanside Beach Club & Restaurant 22/65 Nahb Kaehat Rd. Hua Hin Tel. +66 (0)32 531-470 www. oceansidebeachclub.com/ The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19.

Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 www.restdetailhotel.com Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant.

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Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks.

Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road.

Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin.

TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall.

Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat.

Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com.

The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net.

Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads.

Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village.

Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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Looking for tennis partner - medium/average level- 1 or 2 times/week. Call Robert 0866097470

Business NY SNAPS TILL jul! Prova Koskenkorva Nordic Berries till sillen, kyld eller rumstempererad. Call Mikael 086 392 3557 or email hartofkoskenhuahingmail.com bar for sale in fantastic town centre location. Fully equipped and ready for a new owner to just walk in.

Several rooms available for staff or can be converted to a guesthouse. Fully furnished and stocked, all new furniture. Two years remaining on lease, rent 40,000 baht per month. Great opportunity to get in on the Hua Hin boom. Call 081 649 8361 or email property@ awolonline.net restaurant for rent 8000 baht a month located in Khao Takiab. Call 089 586 1700. wanted: furniture, appliances and more for a new guesthouse. We require a drinks fridge, chairs, tables, pool table and any relevant accessories. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115.

SHOP FOR RENT, Naresdamri Road, (Hilton Hotel Road) on the front by the seafood restaurants. Good location for shop or coffee shop etc; No key money, Rent B 22,000 per month. Tel 089 8248173. wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000

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best job ever! Technician/mechanic/gardener required for Go Kart Hua Hin, Soi 2. Call Neil on 081 817 3000 Accounting Firm requires Staff. Newly formed Accounting Organisation requires Thai Accounting Graduates to perform Accountancy and Book-keeping services for Company Clients. Good knowledge of Financial Accounting, Data Entry, and English language required. Salary and benefits in accordance with Government Legislation for Graduates. Please contact Richard on 085 249 0005 or email rhopkinson@ hotmail.com acdit.com Co. Ltd. requires: 1) Secretary/Office Manager/Gofor, 2) Customer Relations/Sales Person, 3) Web-developer for our acdTravel.com hotel-reservations project. Location: Soi Chomsin 1, beside Gee En Tung supermarket next to Hua Hin Bakery. All must be Thai, speak English well enough and use Windows PC. Call Craig: 081 98 101 92. staff wanted for day and night shifts at bar/ restaurant in Soi 102. Call Colin on 089 238 8397 European Grill Chef required (work permit supplied) for new restaurant in the Hua Hin area. Good Salary, meals etc. Please send your CV or details of your experience to worldwidepots@aol.com guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115 cook required for guesthouse. Please contact at All Nations or call 081 817 3000.

Staff wanted Female waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710

Wanted Second hand pool table wanted. When reply, please send the size and price wanted. Contact Mikael 086 392 3557 or mail; hartofkoskenhuahin@gmail.com top loading or twin tub washing M/C wanted.

Contact Peter Clarke on 085 769 6895

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International driving licence valid 5 years 1800 bt. Call 089 5308771 (eng) SVENSK SILL OCH ansjovis till jul?! Beställ hos hartofkoskenhuahin@gmail.com, eller ring 086 392 3557 Yamaha Electric Piano for sale. Full size key board with style, song and voice. 40.000 Baht new will take 17.000 Baht ono. Tel 087 773 6053 Graco Kids Booster seat for 3 to 12 years of age. or 15 to 36 kilos new 7.000 Baht rarely used will take 4.500 Baht ono. Tel 087 773 6053

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Queen Size bed for sale Used 5 days only. New, it cost 7,425, I sell just 3,500. Mattress not included.

Please collect from Khao Takieb. Contact Monti at O89 771 1683 samsung fully automatic washing machine,capacty 6 kg. not been used much, cost 6,000 baht will sell for 2,500 baht phone 083 157 8177 Electronic Piano for Sale Advanced multifunction electronic keyboard for sale. Fantastic piece of equipment, wanted by my family but only used twice since purchased. Comes with stand, instruction book, tutorial books in Thai. Great for kids and adults.

Paid almost 3000 Baht sell for 1500 baht. Contact Steve on 082 245 0819 Casino4fun/ a mobile casino for sale with two blackjack tables and stools, one roulette table with a caro wheel and one poker table. All the chips and lighting and funny money for a complete mobile casino. Gambling in Thailand is illegal but having fun is not! For conferences, entertainment, corporate hospitality, staff party, fund raiser, charities, weddings, birthdays, anniversaries, whatever! A fun way to earn money, call 091 195 2560 or email k.potter@live.nl for sale Sofabed - Index Living Mall – “Vintage” White. Good condition, no tears, buyer must collect.

Selling Baht 6,000 ono - Cost (New) Baht 9,900.

Contact: chaspul@hotmail.com or call 032 654652 Pool or Spa heater for sale, Pahlen brand, 18kW, high quality, electronic control box, fully automatic. Rarely used, great for those cool winter nights, or for a hot spa.

10,000 Baht o.n.o. Telephone 081 018 0558 Kids full drum kit up to 13 years, THB 6,000.

Phone 085-291-8685 for details.

Twin tub washing Machine used for only 4 months 1500 Bahts also New Toilet Pan still in crate (not flush) 750 Bahts. Contact Sue on docspinoff@aol.com or call 081 191 1364 three sewing machines, five tailors dummies and various shop display units,and items for sale. All immaculate condition Call for further details 089 530 8771 (Eng), 089 128 9556 (Thai) Samsung Refrigerator/ Freezer 219/52 litres capacity. Used very little and in excellent condition 4000thb. Call 088 543 9493 (English) Pranburi area. two electric Boncafe coffee machines for sale.

New cost 34,000 and 46,000 Baht. Fully serviced, open to sensible offers around 10-12,000 Baht. Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710

General - sports Golf Bag Ping Latitude V2 Standbag for sale, pretty good condition, looks nearly like new, green and black colour, 1,000 THB, phone Thomas in Hua Hin Soi 88 on 085 502 8939 wanted springfield golf membership. 086 893 2926 WANTED URGENTLY: LAKE view golf memberships.

If you want to sell your membership at LV then I have immediate buyers. Please call or email at 0861 604 261 huahinhelpme@gmail.com Wanted Pool players for Fun pool league Wednesday nights, get to meet other expats and visit different bars on south side of Hua Hin, Mug players welcome must be able to have a good time & laugh!

Phone Doug at Aussie Bar Khao Takiab on 085 651 1098 or call at bar for details

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www.huahinpropertyandland.com 080 100week 4194 Advertise here from only 40 baht per SPRINGFIELD GOLF MEMBERSHIP for sale, best deal available right now 160,000bt + transfer 107,000 for LIFETIME membership. Call or email at 0861 604 261 huahinhelpme@gmail.com PALM HILLS GOLF membership for sale, best deal available right now120,000bt + transfer 50,000bt 22 years remaining. Call or email at 0861 604 261 huahinhelpme@gmail.com SPRINGFIELD GOLF MEMBERSHIP for sale, best deal available right now 125,000bt + transfer 107,000 for 22 years remaining membership. Call or email at 0861 604 261 huahinhelpme@gmail.com Rubber boat for sale. A very good quality inflatable packed with features and at a great price; it is brand new, and has High Quality Constructed Hytex fabric - can be simply rolled up and packed in a carry bag. Inflatabule keel hard deck - sectioned lightweight and durable aluminium floor. This boat will take up to a 25hp engine, I have a Mercury Motor 3.4hp with the boat. Tel Keith on 086 096 3765 or e-mail k.potter@live.nl WANTED URGENTLY: PALM Hills golf memberships.

If you want to sell your membership at PH then I have immediate buyers. 10yrs, 20yrs or lifetime, doesn’t matter. Please call or email at 0861 604 261 huahinhelpme@gmail.com Slimmate 4200 Treadmill features include: Incline Adjuster, Calory Counter, Heart Rate/Pulse reader, Speed Indicater, Time and Distance Register. Little used, New condition. Extra’s Silicone lubricant and non slip Mat. Buyer to arrange transport. Contact Terry 088 542 2918 Price THB 20,000

Motoring - 4 wheels pluS As new Fortuner for sale Black Fortuner for sale.

VSC D4D, Full time Four Wheel Drive. One year old, only 22,000 km. Fully Serviced, as new. 1.1 million baht.

Please call Belle on 084 893 9135 or email harl2006@ live.com for more details AVOID THE WAITING list and save money. Toyota Fortuner 3.0 Auto TRD Sportivo White. Reg. Dec 2010 but ONLY 4000 KM, inside still smells new. 1.3 million baht. Contact 085 2997 362 or koster.john@ymail.com Toyota Vigo 3.0D 4 Door 40,000 km, December 2006, 1 owner from new, full service history, no accidents, taxed & insured to December 2012, leather upholstery, MP3 player, Carryboy storage box. THB 595,000. Contact Paul Phone: 089 288 7858

Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS HONDA GYRO X for sale mint condition well cared for by expat owner. No licence plate or tax stickers required.

Unique 3 wheel scooter, fun to ride; great load capacity for small business deliveries. Price 29000 baht ono. Tel; 086 569 6243 or Email ozpotter@hotmail.com.

Yamaha XJR 1300 2005 Mint condition and well cared for by expat owner,just had brand new Pirelli Angel sports fitted front and rear, plus full service. Red plate, and all certified correct invoice papers with bike. 4 into 1 sport exhaust, great touring bike. Price 180,000 baht Contact David on 087 909 6615 V Twin 250cc Custom Bike New 8 month old Lifan 250cc V twin custom bike only 1,200kms from new, black and chrome, standard unmodified, book in farang name, 16 months warranty outstanding. 67,000 baht.

Contact Mick 086 760 8300 English. Selling due to having bought a car.

For sale as new Suzuki Axcello 125cc only 6mnths old. Ill health forces sale, still under warranty, taxed insured - all papers (book) 53,000 new accept 42,000 must be seen to appreciate Tel Jim 080 306 6275

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For all of our services please visit www.huahinpi.com private english tuition by TEFL qualified teacher. All ages. Location to suit. Rates negotiable - please contact Loren on 081 007 6856 or email boscocan88@gmail.com gardening services available. Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month for average size garden. Call 081 614 8728 for more details Do you need a meeting place? Bobby’s Bar now has a lounge/meeting room for private engagements. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 thai lessons at your place. Call 081 346 1046 elderly/patient care by professional nurse.

English speaking, 1 - 4 hours or as requested. Call 089 919 9670 GIRLS FOR SERVICES house cleaning, cooking laundry etc. 1000 baht per km extra out of Hua Hin per hour very good rates on application call Nip 086 017 2938 Sam 089 212 7350 Noi 083 598 0724 or agent 084 753 6252 for more contacts and services

Property for sale lovely four year old property, 15 mins from Market Village, surrounded by hills/ woodland, wide street for parking. 24hr Security. Large open L-shaped plan, lounge dining and European style kitchen, two large bedrooms both en suite, powder room, hobby room, large Sala, car port. Discreet aircons + fans, alarm system. Living 208 sqm, Land 788 sqm. Price 7m baht.

Call Nev on 080 788 4690 Fully furnished 3 bed, 2 bath house for sale.

Air con and fans in all rooms except the Western style kitchen. Situated just off the canal road in Hua Hin on a well established housing complex. Security maintained with a communal swimming pool (15 x 5.5m). Land area 156 sqm, living area 132 sqm. Will sell for 2.6 million baht (negotiable). Call Richard (English) 081 017 1417 or Kitar (Thai) 082 232 2257 Studio in Condochain Fully furnished studio with balcony on high floor with both sea and mountain views in the popular Condochain block. Facilities include communal swimming pool, gym, direct access to the beach, 24 hour security, keycard entry system, minimart etc. Close to Market Village and only about one kilometre from the centre of town. Price 1.6 m baht. Contact David Phone: 085 662 0994 Email: alloymac@hotmail.com incredible value! immaculate one bedroom apartment (3 years old) on 3rd floor of desirable Tira Tirra complex, central Hua Hin. Luxury bathroom, kitchen, lounge area, balcony with mountain view. 2.19m baht includes all furnishings, TV, white goods. Contact mark@ tufm.co.uk or call 089 006 0085 (Gee) condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.1 m baht. Call John on 085 296 9113 desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking.

Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685

CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

property for Rent House for rent in Soi 102 600 meters over the railway track on the left. 3 bedrooms, TV, air con, fully furnished; 10,000 baht p.m. Call 087 169 8440 or 085 293 3843 or email mcquade.paul@gmail.com for more information APARTMENT, TWO FURNISHED rooms, bathroom and balcony, bed linen and towels, free 9.16 -15.10 new house, good location, Soi 88, rent 12,000 B/month, Tel 083 267 7931 or tiitinenjorma4@gmail.com house for rent in beautiful Borfai. One storey, 3 bedrooms (1 with en suite bathroom including separate bath and shower), second bathroom, aircon in main bedroom, fans throughout remainder, 43” plasma TV, DVD player, Satellite TV, internet access, microwave, oven, hob, washing machine, water filter tap in kitchen, fridge freezer, pots, pans, plates, cutlery etc. Large garden and house is located in a small and secure development of only 37 houses. Nice communal pool and gym. Available monthly for 24,000 baht. Please call 081 649 8361 or email property@awolonline.net for more information.

Room for rent in rented 2 bed bungalow.Separate bedroom with aircon and en suite bathroom. Location Dusitland soi 94 Hua Hin. 5500 per month plus 50% electric and water. Phone 081466 1875 APARTMENT for rent, two furnished rooms, bathroom and balcony, bed linen and towels, available 16/9 -15/10 new house, good location, Soi 88, Rent 12,000 B/month, Tel 083 267 7931 or tiitinenjorma4@ gmail.com Condo for rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort.

28sqm studio near soi 10. WiFi, TV, DVD player, air-con, fridge, kettle, toaster. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, fully equipped gymnasium. 12,000 baht per month including utilities and twice weekly cleaning/bed change. Email property@ awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361 Looking for someone to share the rental house.

There is one moderate room with air con. and private bathroom. The location is in Tippawan 4, Samor Prong.

Preferably female. For your part, I expect you to pay Bht.6,000 per month including electricity and water.

Drop in to see the house phone 085 805 1592. brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centre Spanish style, fully furnished, Summerland residence.

2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com

Property wanted share townhouse in Hua Hin for single person close to town & beach. Rent 4000 baht per month.

Contact Frank on 089 916 9910 wanted in central Hua Hin Detached house in mid-September 2012 to mid-March 2013. 2 to 3 bedrooms bathroom, kitchen and terrace. Maximum rent 15,000 Baht / Month. Please e-mail maurocalzolari@ bluewin.ch or phone: 091 264 6958 (English/ German)

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Sales Office: P.P. Building Co. Ltd. 218/4 Moo 15, Hinlekfai, Hua Hin Tel.: 082 291 2210 or 082 245 0302 (Thai) Email: peter@ppbuilding.com Website: www.ppbuilding.com For more information Call 081 649 8361 Property Marketplace Email property@awolonline.net unbeatable value town centre townhouse A two storey, two bedroomed, two bathrooms townhouse right near the town centre in Soi 80, this home is in great condition and perfect as either a home or a rental investment.

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Ref No.: 03252 1 Bed 72 sqm. from 3.5m baht 2 Bed 112 sqm. from 6m baht Call/ email for details

Last available condo in superb location An opportunity has arisen to acquire this last remaining 160 sq m condo with 100% private access to a stunning white sand beach with sweeping coastline.

3 Bed/ 3 Bath 15 min drive to Hua Hin Centre Living: 150 sqm.

Ref No.: 2730 Call/ email for details

new beachfront condo close to town centre Luxurious one bed beachfront condominium and a magnificent five star gateway onto a 90m beachfront located in the heart of Hua Hin. It’s colourful, innovative blend of authentic and contemporary features of Morocco sets it apart with its enchanted private garden and extravagant lagoon. Just 2 minutes from the Night Market/ Hua Hin Centre. Facilities include a Fountain island with spa seating, multiple pools including children’s pool with slider, Driveway Car Park and Underground Parking, 24 hrs Security System with CCTV, Floating garden, Fitness room

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For more information Call 081 649 8361 Property Marketplace Email property@awolonline.net great value off plan condo in khao takiab Off Plan studio apartment for sale in the beautiful Khao Takiab area of Hua Hin, 10km drive to central Hua Hin and walking distance to the beach, local shops and restaurants. This studio is on a corner plot which will have terrific mountain views. Perfect for a vacation home or a rental investment property.

Facilities: Fitness centre, Security, Car Park, Communal Garden and Pool Features: Unfurnished (packages available), Air Con, Satellite TV, Wifi, Telephone Lines, Water Tank

Ref No.: 032528 Call/ email for details

Large house and land 5 minutes from Hua Hin Beautiful two storey house and maid/guest house on large plot with a unique 15 metre swimming pool in an enclosed secured area, which includes lighted driveway only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre with mountain views and 5/10 minutes from Asia’s finest golf clubs. Sale due to relocation.

4 bedrooms Separate 1 bedroom house Land size 3000 sqm

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live the dream - perfect golf course home Lovely home nestled in the breathtaking setting of the panoramic green mountains and lake within the development, your ownership comes with lifetime membership at this 18-hole championship golf course and residence. Facilities include: Clubhouse, Tennis, Badminton and Squash courts, Restaurant, Sauna, plus much more.

3 bed/ 4 bath

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Living area 480 sqm Swimming Pool

beachfront condos in sought after development Fully Furnished with near new quality furniture including all kitchen amenities.

Features: Balcony and Window Flywire Screens, Water Purifier, Hot Water System in Both Bathrooms, Full TV/CD Surround System, Installed Free Australian Network TV Channel, Landline Telephone.

2 bed/ 2 bath 80 sqm.

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Two storey Galleria home West of Hua Hin Stunning home on a development surrounded by several world class golf courses including Black Mountain golf club. Breathtaking mountain and sea views. The developer will offer 50% finance on this project over a three year period at the basic rate of 7%. Also included is a free furniture package worth 700,000 baht. The road and infrastructure around this project is the very best as it shares the neighbourhood with H.M the Queen’s palace.

4 Bed/ 4 Bath 4 x 8m Pool Ref No.: HH10009 10 min drive to Hua Hin Call/ email for details Living: 356 sqm. Land: 580 sqm. hillside breezes and stunning sunsets This development features properties with European style fitted kitchen, a Private pool, Hot water system, High-speed Internet, Fully air-conditioned, 24 Hour Security.

The area is surrounded by mountains with astonishing sunsets. The hillside area is on slightly higher land which has blessed it with a steady cool breeze coming from the sea.

3 bed /2 bath

Air conditioned throughout Underground electricity

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stunning borfai bungalow New L shaped bungalow in Bor Fai, on huge corner plot, All bedrooms have ensuite bathrooms and overlook patios. Open plan with bright, spacious rooms. Full European kitchen with island.

Outdoor Thai kitchen. All cabinetry is teak with granite countertops.

Large teak /granite bar adjoining the lounge. Must view.

3 Bed 4 Bath

Ref No.: HPA0321 Call/ email for details

Living: 430 sqm.

Land: 1311 sqm.

beautiful house on huge plot in samorphong This lovely house is immaculately presented and will be an immediate home for whoever snaps it up.

Featuring a European kitchen, separate dining, living and lounge rooms, a maid/ guest house, air-con throughout, a two car port, a 25,000 litre water tank and a 50’ x 30‘ pool, it also has beautiful English style gardens and is located on a very 3 Bed popular, well established development.

Ref No.: 032531 Call/ email for details

Living: 250 sqm.

Land: 1000 sqm.

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results Week 11 26th October 2012 Clansgirls 3 - 5 Eagle A Eagle B 6 - 2 Return Bar JW Red 1 - 7 Maria Bar 2 Lucky Shot A 3 - 5 Scottie’s Bar Maria Bar 1 7 - 1 Dolphin Bar Oasis 7 - 1 Clansmen Play Sports Lounge 6 - 2 Hua Hin Miss You Sunset Boulevard 4 - 4 JW Black League Table

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results Week 8 29th October 2012 Bobby’s Birds 8 - 4 Sunset Boulevard Casanova Bar 8 - 4 Scottie’s Bar Dara Bar 6 - 6 Railway Tavern Jaew Bar 7 - 5 Muan Bar TK Roadhouse 10 - 2 Jungle Juice The Lord Webb 7 - 5 The Clansmen The Squealing Pig 6 - 6 The Beat P 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8

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League Table Team The Lord Webb Railway Tavern Jaew Bar The Clansmen Dara Bar Muan Bar TK Roadhouse Casanova Bar Sunset B’vard Bobby’s Birds

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results Week 16 31st October 2012 All Nations GH 9 - 10 JW Red Billys B 11 - 8 Jungle Juice B Headrock 15 - 4 Sabai JW Black 7 - 12 All Nations 55 Jungle Juice A 7 - 12 Pink Panther King Bar A 13 - 6 Billys A Limelight 8 - 11 Red Bar Moonlight v Tiger Bar n/a P P Bar 14 - 5 SO Bar No game - King Bar B league table Team Red Bar Moonlight Jungle Juice B P P Bar Pink Panther King Bar A Headrock JW Red Billys B Tiger Bar Jungle Juice A King Bar B All Nations GH Limelight JW Black All Nations 55 Sabai Billys A SO Bar

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results results Week 11 31st October 2012 Week 8 31st October 2012 Eagle Bar 2 - 6 The Beat (Music Station) Beach Hut Bar 10 - 8 Railway Tavern Lucky Shot 4 - 4 Dolphin Bar Beer O’Clock 3 - 15 Maria’s Bar Maria 2 4 - 4 The Lord Webb Bob’s Bar 10 - 8 Lanla Bar Muan 6 - 2 The Dutchman Bobby’s Bangers 10 - 8 Dara Bar Scottie’s Bar 3 - 5 The Clansmen Sunset Boulevard 12 - 6 Bobby’s Bar

The Squealing Pig v Sinatras n/a league table league table Team P W D L +/- Pts

Pts 28 26 24 22 20 18 18 16 14 14 12 12 12 8 8 8 8 8 0

Maria 2 Lucky Shot The Clansmen The Lord Webb Muan Eagle Bar Dolphin Bar Scottie’s Bar The Beat The Dutchman

11 8 10 8 11 6 10 4 11 3 9 4 9 3 10 2 8 1 11 -1

1 1 3 3 4 1 2 1 3 4

2 1 2 3 4 4 4 7 4 8

36 24 16 0 -8 -6 -4 -14 -14 -30

17 17 15 11 10 9 8 5 5 2

Fixtures Week 12 7th November 2012 Dolphin Bar v Maria 2 Eagle Bar v Lucky Shot The Beat (Music Station) v The Clansmen The Dutchman v Scottie’s Bar The Lord Webb v Muan

Team P Sunset B’vard 8 Beach Hut Bar 8 Maria’s Bar 8 Bobbys Bngers 7 Railway Tavern 8 Dara Bar 8 Bobby’s Bar 8 Beer O’Clock 8 Bob’s Bar 5 Squealing Pig 6 Sinatras 6 Lanla Bar 8

W 8 7 6 4 3 3 3 3 2 2 1 0

D 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 0

L 0 0 2 3 4 5 5 5 2 4 4 8

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Pts 16 15 12 8 7 6 6 6 5 4 3 0

Fixtures Week 9 7th November 2012 Bobby’s Bar v Beach Hut Bar Dara Bar v Sinatras Lanla Bar v Bobby’s Bangers Maria’s Bar v Bob’s Bar Railway Tavern v Beer O’Clock Sunset Boulevard v The Squealing Pig

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results saturday 27th october 2012 Premier League Ruamit v Devil Hua Hin n/a Spent Club v X-Hamter n/a X-plode v Kok Moo FC n/a Hua Hin Championship FC Austro-Thai v Hua Hin Hill n/a Seu Tai 0 - 6 Nong Ta FC Tee Noi v Boonthavorn FC n/a sunday 28th october 2012 Premier League Baan Keela v Talewang n/a Peppino v Sport Dome n/a Hua Hin Championship Baan Noo Rit v Lifeguards n/a Sappisalijawposeu v Lang La FC n/a

fixtures saturday 3rd november 2012 Premier League Talewang v Spent Club 18:00 X-Hamter v Ruamit 22:00 Hua Hin Championship Boonthavorn FC v FC Austro-Thai 21:00 Lifeguards v Sappisalijawposeu 19:00 Nong Ta FC v Lang La FC 20:00 sunday 4th november 2012 Premier League Baan Keela v Kok Moo FC 21:00 Devil Hua Hin v Peppino 18:00 Sport Dome v X-plode 19:00 Hua Hin Championship Home Pro FC 0 v 6 Lifeguards 21:00 Hua Hin Hill v Tee Noi 20:00

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Team Spent Club Sport Dome Kok Moo FC Baan Keela X-plode Ruamit X-Hamter Devil Hua Hin Talewang Peppino

P W 9 9 10 7 9 6 11 5 11 4 11 4 10 3 9 2 8 2 10 1

D 0 2 1 2 4 0 1 1 0 1

L 0 1 2 4 3 7 6 6 6 8

GD Pts 29 27 27 23 19 19 7 17 5 16 -13 12 -16 10 -22 7 -10 6 -26 4

Team Tee Noi Nong Ta FC Sappisalijawp..

Baan Noo Rit Lang La FC Lifeguards FC Austro-Thai Boonthavorn FC Hua Hin Hill Home Pro FC Seu Tai

P 12 13 12 14 13 13 13 13 13 20 20

W 12 9 9 7 7 6 6 6 5 2 2

D L GD 0 0 48 3 1 36 1 2 36 2 5 27 2 4 15 3 4 15 1 6 8 1 6 4 1 7 6 0 18 -97 0 18 -98

Pts 36 30 28 23 23 21 19 19 16 6 6

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division 1 results Week 4 31st October 2012 Blue Lagoon 2 10 - 8 Blue Lagoon 1 Buddy Bar “B” 7 - 11 Buddy Bar “A” Paradise Corner Bar 15 - 3 T-C Choppers

division 2 results Week 4 31st October 2012 Pink Flamingo 15 - 3 Cha Am Dart Flyers Scandic Bar 5 - 13 Buddy Harley No game - Paradise 2

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division 2 league table

Team Buddy Bar “A” Paradise Corner Blue Lagoon 2 Buddy Bar “B” Blue Lagoon 1 T-C Choppers

P 4 4 3 3 4 4

W 4 2 2 2 1 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 2 1 1 3 4

division 1 fixtures No fixtures scheduled next week

+/- Pts 40 8 0 4 8 4 6 4 -24 2 -30 0

Team Pink Flamingo Buddy Harley Scandic Bar ChaAm Dart Flyers Paradise 2

P 3 3 3 4 3

W 3 3 1 1 0

D 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 0 2 3 3

+/- Pts 26 6 18 6 4 2 -22 2 -26 0

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results Week 6 30th October 2012 All Nations 55 3 - 15 JW Black CAT Jiggapik v Buddy Bar n/a Hua Hin Miss You 1 2 - 16 Jaew Bar Jungle Juice B 8 - 10 Hua Hin Miss you 2 Paradise v CAT Karaoke n/a Play Sports Lounge 13 - 5 All Nations GH Robin’s Rest 5 - 13 Blue Lagoon Robin’s rest 2 0 - 18 Jungle Juice A league table Team JW Black Jungle Juice A Buddy Bar HHin Miss You 1 Play Sports Lge CAT Karaoke HHin Miss You 2 Jaew Bar Blue Lagoon All Nations GH CAT Jiggapik Paradise Robin’s Rest Robin’s Rest 2 All Nations 55 Jungle Juice B

P 5 5 4 5 5 4 5 5 5 3 4 4 5 2 4 5

W 5 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 1 0 1 2 1 2 2 3 2 3 3 4 2 4 5

+/- Pts 48 10 66 8 40 8 -6 8 26 6 14 6 10 6 -6 6 -26 4 -4 2 -18 2 -22 2 -28 2 -20 0 -36 0 -38 0

fixtures Week 7 6th November 2012 All Nations Guesthouse v Robin’s Rest Blue Lagoon v All Nations 55 Buddy Bar v Hua Hin Miss You 1 CAT Karaoke v Play Sports Lounge Hua Hin Miss you2 v Paradise Jaew Bar v Jungle Juice A Jungle Juice B v Robin’s rest 2 JW Black v CAT Jiggapik

division 2 fixtures No fixtures scheduled next week

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P 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 8 9 9 9 8 9 9

GD 12 11 9 4 6 8 5 2 2 -2 1 -2 -1 -2 -6 -11 -7 -6 -12 -11

PTS 22 21 21 17 16 15 14 14 14 13 11 10 9 9 8 7 6 4 4 3

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Footballers accuse referee of talking like a footballer to a referee

london, england Chelsea players have accused referee Mark Clattenburg of talking to them as if he was a Chelsea player addressing a referee.

Clattenburg is alleged to have attempted to use the footballers’ own language in an attempt to communicate with them during Chelsea’s loss to Manchester United on Sunday.

A spokesperson for the West London side explained, “There is a very clear dynamic in professional football, and that is players giving officials dogs abuse, and officials just standing there impotently taking it.”

“If a referee wanted to swear angrily at people on the pitch, then they should have become footballers themselves.”

“These players train for years to reach the point where they can scream obscenities at officials in front of millions of people on television – yet he thinks he can just rock up and start giving it the verbals. No. Not acceptable.”

“We want him strung up.”

Chelsea have denied that the accusations

Left: Mark ‘Gurning Champion 2012’ Clattenberg claims that he didn’t call anyone a nasty name but was merely repeating the crowd song about a man in black in a questioning manner - mimicing Chelsea’s very own John Terry

stem from the fact they lost yesterday’s game, and that verbally abusive referees are a real threat to the modern game.

Manager Roberto Di Matteo explained, “This has absolutely nothing to do with us losing the game in controversial circumstances.”

“We would definitely still be complaining if we’d won. We’ve got players in tears in the

dressing room, they simply haven’t been exposed to this sort of language before.”

“One of my players reckons Clattenburg even dropped the f-bomb. This will take a while to recover from, and the counselling bill alone could run into the thousands.”

“I hope they throw the book at him.”

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