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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is.... Higgledy-piggledy As a follow on from that we bring you; Chaotic and disorderly; in jumbled confusion Reduplicated phrases are those that use the partial Helter-skelter repetition of a word, often a nonsense word, for In chaotic and disorderly haste. verbal effect. ‘Higgledy-piggledy’ is one of a number of Those of a certain age might remember The Beatles’ such phrases that refer to chaos and disorder. Other song from the 1968 White Album - Helter Skelter. If so, examples are ‘helter-skelter’, ‘harum-scarum’, pell-mell’, the song’s lyrics may also evoke memories of clinging on ‘raggle-taggle’, hobson-jobson’ and ‘hurly-burly’. Why to hessian mats and spiralling down fairground slides. reduplication, especially of words beginning with ‘h’, These slides began appearing at British fairs around the turn of the 20th century. In 1906, the UK newspaper suggests jumble and disorder isn’t clear. Most reduplicated terms involve the rhyming of words The Westmorland Gazette included this: “The World’s of two syllables - hanky-panky, namby-pamby, mumbo- Manufacturing Company, examples of whose ‘helterjumbo and so on. ‘Higgledy-piggledy’ is an unusual skelter’ lighthouses are at Earl’s Court, Blackpool, example that uses three-syllable words. In fact, it’s a little Southport, and other places.” more unusual still - it’s an example of a metrical form But, beyond the fairground, what is helter-skelter? The called a ‘double dactyl’. A dactyl is a three-syllable word term long predates the fairground ride and has been with the stress on the first syllable and, not surprisingly, used to mean disorderly haste or confusion since at a double dactyl is a word made from two dactyls put least the 16th century. Thomas Nashe used it that way together. Examples of these are ‘inconsequentially’ and in his ‘Four letters confuted’, 1592: “Helter skelter, feare ‘idiosyncrasy’. ‘Higgledy-piggledy’ is considered such a no colours, course him, trounce him.” (‘To confute’ is, good example of a double dactyl that it has given its or rather was, as it has been used only rarely since the name to a form of structured, some might say tortured, 17th century, ‘to render futile’, ‘to prove an argument to be false’.) poetic verse that uses double dactyls. The first time that ‘higgledy-piggledy’ appears in print Helter-skelter has been in common use in England for is in the first edition of John Florio’s English/Italian the past 400 years and has been known in the USA since the 1820s. Neither helter nor skelter had any meaning dictionary A Worlde of Wordes, 1598: in themselves. Like many word pairs of this sort (called Snatchingly, higledi-pigledie, shiftingly. The jury is out as to whether the expression derives as rhyming reduplications), they only exist as part of the a reference to pigs, but there’s certainly a pretty good pair - although skelter was used alone later, but only as case to be made for a porcine origin. The variant form of a shortened form of helter-skelter. the phrase, ‘higly-pigly’, although not found in print until Another reduplication with a similar meaning is pell1664, seems to suggest that 17th century authors linked mell (a confused throng or, in disordered haste). This the phrase to pigs. If anything epitomises ‘higgledy- originated around the same time - the first recorded piggledy’ it’s a herd of pigs. If someone said they could use dates from 1579. Others which came later, but actually prove that the person who coined ‘higgledy- which are in shouting distance in terms of meaning, are piggledy’ had pigs in mind they would be telling porkies, harum-scarum (reckless rowdiness) and hurly-burly (commotion and confusion). but it seems highly likely.

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Welcome to this new regular column, penned by an expert on Thailand and it’s ways, William Sparrow. While there will be an emphasis on the topic of sex in Thailand, the column will cover a variety of other subjects, including business, politics, celebrities, corruption and more. Pattaya police crash swinger’s party By William Sparrow Police in Pattaya became aware of a swinger’s club due to their open advertising of events in the beach resort community popular with tourist and expatriates in Thailand’s eastern province of Chonburi. Authorities decided to further investigate the club’s sexual soirees and sent in undercover officers.

The detectives found that the swinger’s club required an initial membership fee of 2,300 baht followed by monthly dues amounting to about half of that to cover events and operational costs. As the undercover work of the officers progressed, they found that sex parties were regularly held on Saturday nights in the greater Pattaya area.

On Saturday, 27th January 2013 the cops decided to go ‘deep-cover’ to penetrate the swinger’s sex club and showed up at the scheduled party to inspect activities. Once the officers were satisfied that the event being held at the Rama Kien resort on Soi Thuphraya 15 was in fact an inappropriate sex party police stormed in hard. Despite the heavy police presence, most of the Thai and foreign participants being naked and the property being tactically isolated in nature most of the several dozen party-goers were able to make their escape when they scattered in the wake of the police raid. Only various abandoned sex toys, ‘personal massage devices’ and condoms littered the floor of the sex den for officers to collect as evidence after the raid, police reported. In fact, in the days that followed only two arrests were announced and attributed to the raid. A 42-year old female Thai native identified as Kannika Kamkhai and her partner Verloop Anthony, a 61-year-old expatriate from the Netherlands were taken into custody, charged and held at the Pattaya police station. The couple who stand accused of being the swinger’s club operators and sex party event organizers have lived in Pattaya for a number of years. Ms Kannika has admitted to police that they are the owners of the room at Rama Kien resort and that they developed the website promoting the club and sex parties around Pattaya.

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Meanwhile in Hua Hin, especially when compared to the more hedonistic dalliances on offer in Pattaya, this town remains more restrained without any organized swinger’s sex clubs of note. A number of bar owners who chose to speak with AWOL for this article said that they knew of no such parties or clubs in the Hua Hin area. One manager and ‘mamasan’ known simply as ‘Apple’ on Soi Bintabhat who has been in the business here for nearly two decades laughed at the prospect of such clubs here, but concluded by saying she would join if there was one. Another bar owner persuaded to speak with this reporter said, “I know of no [such] clubs, but I do get special requests and try to help out regular customers,” she told AWOL. The woman went on with the help of her staff describing how she and the girls would help ‘likeminded individuals and couples’ arrange private rendezvous among consenting adults.

Such sexual escapades are common anywhere in the world and should not be surprising, especially in today’s social media driven subculture. But as it stands no such swinger’s clubs are known to exist in Hua Hin, for now. William Sparrow is a freelance writer, sex columnist and editor of AsianSexGazette.com. He can be reached at: captain. william.sparrow@gmail.com. Photos courtesy of www.pacicbeauty.tv

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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net or submit your event to our new events page on www.awolonline. net Don’t Miss This Week Hua Hin Market Village Chinese New Year Celebrations Saturday 9th February from 5pm to 9pm. Show featuring acrobats, lion dance and childrens competition. Live music (Thai) at the temple in Samorphrong from Saturday 9th to Sunday 17th February. Free entry. Likely to have food stalls and other attractions. Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro has begun putting on live jazz every night from 7.30pm at their new location on the second floor of Market Village next to KFC.

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Souay Vista Social Club on Soi 94 is open for music nights again. You can turn up most nights to find something going on but latest information on their regular offerings is that there is a Tuesday and Friday night jam session, normally focusing on blues, Wednesday and Thursday nights finds Eddi and his band there, while there will be guest appearances and jams at almost any other time. Upcoming Ongoing The Beat (formerly Music Station); live music every night in this good sized venue. Rock and pop, Thai and Western music. Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm,

Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www. greenhuahin.com, email: info@ greenhuahin.com Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd.

opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: gessom@hotmail.com Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: tonkhaw_p@yahoo.com Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: unity_artgallery@yahoo.com World Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Nightly Music 4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @Absorba Pub 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; Highenergy Thai country and rock. Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78. Nightly. Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor Pub Classic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for Life). Nightly from about 10 pm @ Usapasang Pub Do-Re-Mi at Milestones Pub, Hilton Hotel. Every night except Tuesday. Classic pop. Highly entertaining. Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro - Live Jazz every night from 7.30pm Jazz 4 Dinner with the Hua Hin Ensemble: Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 pm @Rest Detail Hotel Larry & Susan (plus others) live every night except Wednesdays from 8 ‘til late at Cha Am Pub; easy listening, pop and more. Live Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. House band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc.Tues, starts 8pm. Live Music at Terrace 90 Restaurant. Every Fri/ Sat Night from 7PM. LukNam Band, LukNam Pub. Thai Country and Rock. Nightly 10pm until very late. It rocks. Modern Thai Popular Music, Thonglor Pub. Every night, from 9 pm ‘til closing Piano Duo, Standards and Thai Songs Nightly from 8pm @Leelawadee Pub

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Cha Am Darts Fun League has completed its fixtures for the winter 2012 season and is now looking forward to the Summer 2013 season. The League is looking for new teams and players to join and help expand the league for the fourth consecutive season. Matches take place every Wednesday evening between 7:30 and 10pm. Teams consist of 3 players, more if you want, and the standard is beginner level. If you want to give it a try or just get out and meet some new people please contact us: Stu 0835473711 or Kjell 0854294336, or pop into Blue Lagoon for a chat. division 2 final league table

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and Restaurant. Great fun. Piano Duo, Elvis and other popular music. Nightly @Livanto Restaurant Popular, Country, and Oldies. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. Nightly from 9pm Rock and Pop at Jimmy’s Bar, Soi Bintabaht Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm. Great fun, expect a crowd. Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. Uri (guitar) and Marayah (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz. Solo jazz with “Dr. Jazz” (Sverre Bey) Nightly 7-10 pm at the Fat Cat Guest House. Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant. Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with Hua Hin’s most venerable band. Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists. Thai Acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm. Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. Quite good, and often have guest artists. Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. cha am pub, 252/6 Jai Ai Road, Cha Am www.chaampub.com. Tel. 0822 510 871 Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach. Tel 032 515597. Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road.

Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com. Groovin’ Jazz Bar Soi Selakam Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Rd Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/ Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999. Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro. 2nd floor, Market Village, next to KFC. Tel. 032 532799 Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club. Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www. livantohuahin.com lost cafe, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Just before Cicada Market. Contact 032 511624. Web: www.lost-cafe.com Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. the beat, Dammoen Kasem Road, Hua Hin opposite the railway station. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. Putahracsa Oceanside Beach Club & Restaurant 22/65 Nahb Kaehat Rd. Hua Hin Tel. +66 (0)32 531-470 www. oceansidebeachclub.com/ The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 www.restdetailhotel.com Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant. com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic

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Beer O’ Clock, Khao Takiab; Happy Hour From 9pm Daily. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Every Friday from 5pm. Free Bar B Que when spend 180 bt. Free Sunday Dinner with purchase of 200bt of drinks or plus an added cash amount up to 200bt. p p. Two sittings, at 4 and 6pm, call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 to book. Try our Home made Apple Pie and Ice Cream only 65 bt. Special prices on Leo Draft all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Dizzy Dolphin, Samorphong; Draft Chang 35 bt glass, 90 bt/litre, Bottled beer - Leo, Tiger, Chang 45 bt, Singha 50 bt, Tiger Light, Heineken, San Mig Light 60 bt. Wine - 80 bt per glass. All day, every day. Headrock, Soi Sarakam; Mon Fri -10am til 8pm - 55 baht all beers/ selected spirits hua hin ham bacon and meat co., Soi 41; Christmas turkeys order yours now! Other traditional Christmas treats available plus Terry’s Chocolate oranges! 11 British beers now available in 500ml bottles, plus Magners Cider and Pear Cider

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in 568ml bottles. Available per bottle at 180 Baht. Old Speckled Hen will also be in draught and available in some of the bars in Hua Hin. hua hin miss you, Soi 80; Barbeque every Sunday from 7pm, all you can eat 150 baht; Small beers 50 baht at selected times. Live music every night except Wednesdays. larry’s fondue house, Naresdamri Road; Fondue for 2 just 599 baht. Daily Swedish dishes. Now offering breakfasts too. lazy daze, Poolsuk Road; Happy Hour 3 - 8pm, 20% off on all beers London Bar, Poolsuk Road; Every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday live music with the Londoners playing songs from the sixties to the present. Free, regular drink prices. Margaritas, Night Market Every Sunday All You Can Eat Buffet just 290 baht. “Taco Tuesday” 100 Baht Chicken Burritos, Chicken Taquitos, or Chicken Chalupas. Happy Hour 10pm ‘til close. Terrace 90, Soi 90; Large Buffet of BBQ, Ribs, Roast, Italian and of course Mexican every Tuesday just 299 baht. Sunday is Steak Night. Daily Lunch Specials. the beat, Dammoen Kasem Road (opp. Railway Station); Live music every night, large Leo/Chang Export 90 baht, 10pm - midnight one free drink for ladies. the dutchman, Railway Plaza, Railway Road; Every Friday is Steak Night only 120THB! Daily specials updated every week - see ad on p5 for details. the lord webb, Khao Takiab; All you can eat and drink for only 690 Baht per person between 7 and 9.30pm (conditions apply). Also ALL drinks bought between 4 and 7pm enjoy a 12% discount. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 45 baht, large Leo 50 baht, restaurant

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Business mailboxes now available - Mailbox Shop at the Makro Hua Hin store by Soi 4. Fax, copy, laminating and mail forwarding also available. Call 082 298 0500 or E-mail luckyhuahin@hushmail.com for information Khao Takiab Restaurant for sale or partnership. Robin’s Rest is an established and successful restaurant/ bar in Khao Takiab. We would like a partner, but will sell for the right price. Four floors with two fully equipped kitchens, bar area and two dining areas, plus five bedrooms, four bathrooms and lounge fully furnished.

Long term lease contract and rent is paid for the next year. Our valuation is 1.2 million baht and are flexible on the payment terms for either sale or partnership. Serious enquiries only, please contact Howard on 0837 889938 or email howard_coates56@yahoo.co.uk restaurant for rent 8000 baht a month located in Khao Takiab. Call 089 586 1700. wanted: furniture, appliances and more for a new guesthouse. We require a drinks fridge, chairs, tables, pool table and any relevant accessories. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115. wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000

Employment part time staff wanted for restaurant in Soi 80. Hours 9am to 2pm. Call 083 109 1156 for more details office and delivery staff wanted for new business in Hua Hin. Please call 081 817 3000 (Eng or Thai) or 081 649 8361 (Eng only) STAFF WANTED ChaAm: Waiter/Waitress & Kitchen Hand Part Time or Full Time. Very good wages and excellent tips & YOUR chance to work in The best “Pub Restaurant in ChaAm”. Accommodation is available with cable TV & Hot water. 100% of our staff have been with us for more than two years. We are not a Beer Bar & we do not have ladies for rent. Your workplace is safe, pleasant & a fun place to be, with mainly Farang customers. Please call (Thai) FON 0847 632 319 (English) 0822 510 871 Translation Website in Chinese. Urgent! Looking for a person for translate our website in Chinese. Maternal language appreciated. Please contact: JC by phone 08 43 15 29 89 or email info@planeteballoon. com. Company is located in Hin Lek Fai. LOOKING FOR COMMERCIAL Assistant from Higher education, with experience in marketing - Management, speaking Thai and English (French). You will be responsible for negotiating with partners, manage and assist the store manager during the project launch. Rigorous, good presentation, leadership, teamwork. I would agree to motivate young graduate with a first position of responsibility. Post to be filled before 15/12. Send CV /Photo to JC Brassart Tel 08 43 15 29 89

guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115 staff wanted for day and night shifts at bar/ restaurant in Soi 102. Call Colin on 089 238 8397 Staff wanted Female waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710

Wanted motorbike and scooter wanted for private buyer. Call 083 851 8226 (English and Thai) top loading or twin tub washing M/C wanted. Contact Peter Clarke on 085 769 6895

General driving in thailand? International driving licence valid 5 years 1800 bt. Call 089 5308771 (eng) hardwood patio table with armed six chairs 5x3 for sale 6,ooo bhat 0854273542 KEBAB MACHINES Gas Choice of 2 - 25,000 baht each; Deep Fat Fryer Gas - 10,000 baht; Market Stall Storage Chests - Choice of 3 - 2,500 baht each; Ice Cream Freezer - 9,000 baht; Coffee Counter Completely Fitted, Electrics etc 10,000 baht; Market Stall Tents - 2 x 2mtrs x 2 mtrs. 500 baht each; Market Stall Tents - 1 x 3mtrs x 2 mtrs. 2,500 baht; Four 13kg Gas Bottles 800 baht each; Large Ice Box (120 litres) 1200 baht. Call Jack on 080 780 6771 charbroil gas barbecue with bottle for sale 5,000 baht very good condition 085 427 3542 Teak Wardrobe, solid old teak will last for generations to come. Lots of hanging space and drawers. 200cm L. X 200 cm H. X 60 W. Bereavement sale. Absolute bargain 28,000 baht. Tel Keith 0890702423 Central Hua Hin Brand new chest freezer for sale 8,000bt 089 530 8771 (eng) 089 128 9556 (thai) Yamaha Electric Piano for sale. Full size key board with style, song and voice. 40.000 Baht new will take 17.000 Baht ono. Tel 087 773 6053

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General - sports palm hills golf ticket for sale 22 years 150,000 baht 085 427 3542 Palm Hills membership for sale. 22 yrs remaining from Nov 2012. Price inclusive of transfer fee. Only 210,000bt. Service fee has not been paid as yet. Yearly service fee optional 20,000bt. Please contact paul@stylishgolf.com tel. 0861 604 261 thermal surfing wetsuit with separate arm sleeves, med/large 40/42 brand new 5,000 baht. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542. Mountain bike vgc 4,000 baht. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542. 42ft roach pole with fittings, floats etc, plus professional seat box, octapus tray rests, rollers, etc, 25,000 baht. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542. Assortment of professional fishing rods, (english) offers. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542. Assortment of lefthanded golf clubs, drivers, irons, putters, etc offers. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542. Palm Hills Golf Membership For Sale 155,000bt inclusive of transfer fee. 10 years remaining from November 2012 - October 2022. Please call Paul 0861604-261 or email huahinhelpme@gmail.com Looking for any Golf Memberships for sale. I have sold over 15 memberships in the last two months. I need more to sell. If you are looking to sell yours, I have buyers waiting. Call Paul 0861-604-261 Golf Bag Ping Latitude V2 Standbag for sale, pretty good condition, looks nearly like new, green and black colour, 1,000 THB, phone Thomas in Hua Hin Soi 88 on 085 502 8939 wanted springfield golf membership. 086 893 2926

auto: 4 wheels pluS Nissan Frontier Navara Calibre pickup. 4 door, black colour, automatic,2010 model. 60,000 km, very good condition. 590,000 baht. Please call 089 0055369 As new Fortuner for sale Black Fortuner for sale. VSC D4D, Full time Four Wheel Drive. One year old, only 22,000 km. Fully Serviced, as new. 1.1 million baht. Please call Belle on 084 893 9135 or email harl2006@ live.com for more details

auto: 3 wheels & LESS Honda Steed 600cc for sale 100,000Bht no offers, bad health forces sale.Used daily green book taxed insured. Well maintained good home required contact Mick 085 297 3464 Electric Three Wheeler for sale, in excellent condition, red in colour, no fees or plates required. Asking 26000 baht. Call Noi at 090 796 2487 or email dennoiatchaam@yahoo.com 1996 Kawasaki ZX9R sports bike in red for sale. Has green book, tax and insured to September 2013. Am looking for younger model. Running great and have updated electrics. Regular servicing with all paper records. sale price 140,000bt. Call Paul 0861-604261 or email paul@stylishgolf.com for pictures and info motorbike and scooter wanted for private buyer. Call 083 851 8226 (English and Thai) Honda Steed 600 cc for sale, Hua Hin. 1995 model, unknown kms., good condition. Colour black. This year: New piston rings, clutch, alternator, chain and sprockets, steering-column bearings, grips, saddle, tyres. 150,000 baht. Contact Craig Dunn 081 98 101 92 or admin@ acdit.com

PERSONAL & SERVICES Female Dog requires good Home. A beautiful approx 9 month Old Puppy is in need of a good home. She has been vacinated, Spade and Trained. She would suit all.Be good with People whom like walking but not to much, shes happy just walking up the road if suits. likes the garden.Good with other dogs sometimes like to play, as she is still a puppy. I unfortunately have to go back to UK, I WOULD BE PREPARED TO HELP WITH FOOD COSTS IF NEEDED.She will have shampoo,fleatick powder all that she needs. Please contact 082 365 7893 or 087 171 6627 or email kozelah@hotmail.com. 5000bt reward for successful information on a stolen Go For It Yamaha Fino in Orange White Black reg plate 940. Call Paul 0861-604-261 Missing Dog - Thai dog named ‘Rover’ went missing from Palm Hills on 17/12/2012. Reward offered for information leading to his recovery or whereabouts. Please call James on 081 013 8619 private english tuition by TEFL qualified teacher. All ages. Location to suit. Rates negotiable - please contact Loren on 081 007 6856 or email boscocan88@gmail.com

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Property for sale land for sale in Kaeng Krachan/ Hua Hin area. Beautiful area surrounded by mountains and nature. Call K. Surat on 087 169 9204 or K. Natthaphong on 089 547 9843 Luxury lakeside villas in Pranburi area. Lake Hill is located a minute from the beach, 10 mins from Pranburi, 30 mins from Hua Hin and three hours from Bangkok. Surrounded by mountains, a lake and by the sea: Lake Hill meets the wonders and beauty of each location plus the exclusivity of luxury Thai Villas. Perfect place for a holiday home where the entire family can relax and enjoy the seaside and privacy of the Thai countryside. Two villa types with living area from 209 to 229 sqm, 2/ 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, living room and built in European kitchen, pool, garden pavilion, private parking. Prices from 3.99 MB, Pre Sale promotion for first 5 units 50% off land price! Contact Somkid Piyathanawiwat Phone: +66 (0) 85 198 9911. lovely four year old property, 15 mins from Market Village, surrounded by hills/ woodland, wide street for parking. 24hr Security. Large open L-shaped plan, lounge dining and European style kitchen, two large bedrooms both en suite, powder room, hobby room, large Sala, car port. Discreet aircons + fans, alarm system. Living 208 sqm, Land 788 sqm. Price 7m baht. Call Nev on 080 788 4690

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condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.1 m baht. Call John on 085 296 9113 Fully furnished 3 bed, 2 bath house for sale. Air con and fans in all rooms except the Western style kitchen. Situated just off the canal road in Hua Hin on a well established housing complex. Security maintained with a communal swimming pool (15 x 5.5m). Land area 156 sqm, living area 132 sqm. Will sell for 2.6 million baht (negotiable). Call Richard (English) 081 017 1417 or Kitar (Thai) 082 232 2257 Studio in Condochain Fully furnished studio with balcony on high floor with both sea and mountain views in the popular Condochain block. Facilities include communal swimming pool, gym, direct access to the beach, 24 hour security, keycard entry system, minimart etc. Close to Market Village and only about one kilometre from the centre of town. Price 1.6 m baht. Contact David Phone: 085 662 0994 Email: alloymac@hotmail.com

property for Rent budget accommodation at Tik’s Place. Rooms from as little as 399 baht a night. Big discount for long term stay. Call Tik 086 1730956 or David 089 8729746 two bed borfai Villa for rent. Minimum three month rent. 428 sqm land, 150 sqm living, two bath fully furnished, fully equipped Westerm kitchen, washing machine, air con and fans, cable TV, telephone and wifi internet. 25,000 baht per month negotiable on longer term rents. Call 032 523604 or 090 915 6384. Also see pictures and more information on www.awolonline. net/classifieds. Rent Free Houseshare. Top floor room in a threestory townhouse available - must like and be able to take care of my dogs when I am away, pay a share of utilities, and help out in the house. For complete details, go to www.awolonline.net/classifieds/. The contact information is provided in the relevant advert there. House for rent in Soi 102 600 meters over the railway track on the left. 3 bedrooms, TV, air con, fully furnished; 10,000 baht p.m. Call 087 169 8440 or 085 293 3843 or email mcquade.paul@gmail.com for more information Condos for rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. Two identical 28sqm studios near soi 10. WiFi, TV, DVD player, air-con, fridge, kettle, toaster. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, fully equipped gym. From 12,000 baht/ month incl. utilities. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centre Spanish style, fully furnished, Summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available short or long term. franckphuket@ hotmail.com

Property wanted Wanted Beach Front Villa Looking for a 4+ bedroom, pool villa on the beach, with a good size plot of land. Between Cha Am and Takiab. Cash waiting!! Genuine replies only. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 Wanted Condo for rent Wanted for long term rent: 1/2 Bedroom Condo, with good cooking facilities close to the center of Hua Hin. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 share townhouse in Hua Hin for single person close to town & beach. Rent 4000 baht per month. Contact Frank on 089 916 9910

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Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018 CAT 032 511 350 Local Consular Representatives CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org

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Visit www.awolonline.net For more information Call 081 649 8361 Property Marketplace Email property@awolonline.net live the dream - perfect golf course home Lovely home nestled in the breathtaking setting of the panoramic green mountains and lake within the development, your ownership comes with lifetime membership at this 18-hole championship golf course and residence. Facilities include: Clubhouse, Tennis, Badminton and Squash courts, Restaurant, Sauna, plus much more. 3 bed/ 4 bath

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beautiful house on huge plot in samorphong This lovely house is immaculately presented and will be an immediate home for whoever snaps it up. Featuring a European kitchen, separate dining, living and lounge rooms, a maid/ guest house, air-con throughout, a two car port, a 25,000 litre water tank and a 50’ x 30‘ pool, it also has beautiful English style gardens and is located on a very 3 Bed Living: 250 sqm. popular, well established development. Land: 1000 sqm.

Living area 480 sqm Swimming Pool

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Location! Location! Location! 3 different styled homes, which have been designed to suit your lifestyle. All these fantastic homes come with or without a pool, large covered terraces and share communal clubhouse. This development is built on a 44,800 sqm of land divided into 69 different sized plots giving you a choice most suitable to the house, garden or Lot areas: 320 to 600 swimming pool you opt for. sqm, or more as desired

large garden villa A family villa featuring a beautiful large landscaped garden and outside cooking facilities. Inside a European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. The property comes completely furnished, with private dining and a garage, ready to move in. Freehold and chanote title, two water supplies. 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) Full satellite service free.

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Advertise here from only 40 baht per week For more information Call 081 649 8361 Property Marketplace Email property@awolonline.net great value off plan condo in khao takiab Off Plan studio apartment for sale in the beautiful Khao Takiab area of Hua Hin, 10km drive to central Hua Hin and walking distance to the beach, local shops and restaurants. This studio is on a corner plot which will have terrific mountain views. Perfect for a vacation home or a rental investment property. Facilities: Fitness centre, Security, Car Park, Communal Garden and Pool Features: Unfurnished (packages available), Air Con, Satellite TV, Wifi, Telephone Lines, Water Tank

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Two storey Galleria home West of Hua Hin Stunning home on a development surrounded by several world class golf courses including Black Mountain golf club. Breathtaking mountain and sea views. The developer will offer 50% finance on this project over a three year period at the basic rate of 7%. Also included is a free furniture package worth 700,000 baht. The road and infrastructure around this project is the very best as it shares the neighbourhood with H.M the Queen’s palace.

4 Bed/ 4 Bath 4 x 8m Pool Ref No.: HH10009 10 min drive to Hua Hin Call/ email for details Living: 356 sqm. Land: 580 sqm. unbeatable value town centre townhouse A two storey, two bedroomed, two bathrooms townhouse right near the town centre in Soi 80, this home is in great condition and perfect as either a home or a rental investment.

Large house and land 5 minutes from Hua Hin Beautiful two storey house and maid/guest house on large plot with a unique 15 metre swimming pool in an enclosed secured area, which includes lighted driveway only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre with mountain views and 5/10 minutes from Asia’s finest golf clubs. Sale due to relocation.

4 bedrooms Separate 1 bedroom house Land size 3000 sqm

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Eat in or Takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 The splatter-porn film you starred in many years ago resurfaces, but don’t be embarrassed: Eight-year olds are allowed to make mistakes. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 That special someone who keeps promising to buy you sexy underwear finally does, but you are unable to persuade him to take it off his head. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 Veteran actor Robert Culp appears to you in a dream and winks knowingly. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 Your enjoyment of Thai boxing at the Grand will be spoiled when the stadium announcer tries to seduce you by repeatedly mentioning that he is the stadium announcer.

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Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 Your belief that “there’s no room for second place” creates friction between you and your spouse when you are blessed with twins but disagree over which one to keep. Gemini May 22 – June 21 After your parents die in an auto accident, insult will be added to injury when your spouse says they were better than you in bed. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 Your faith in a well-ordered universe is shattered when Desmond Tutu turns up at your house and beats you with a half-empty gin bottle, screaming that disco is not dead. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 You will be convinced that you are pregnant several times this week, but you only have to go number two.

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 Your psyche suffers retroactive trauma this week when, after you break up with your scientist lover, he invents a time machine and travels back to the ‘70s to ruin your once-happy childhood. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Miscommunication between you and a rabbi will result in your being converted into pure atomic energy instead of Judaism. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 Your bungled suicide attempt goes unnoticed, and you will eventually starve to death while hanging by your wrists from the light fixture. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 February brings with it a need for inner cleansing. Use industrialgrade lye and a long-handled wire brush.

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results Week 20 4th February 2013 Bobby’s Birds v Scottie’s Bar n/a Casanova Bar v Railway Tavern n/a Dara Bar v Muan Bar n/a Jaew Bar v Jungle Juice n/a The Lord Webb v The Beat n/a The Squealing Pig v Sunset Boulevard n/a TK Roadhouse v The Clansmen n/a League Table Team The Lord Webb Jaew Bar Muan Bar Railway Tavern Sunset B’vard Jungle Juice Casanova Bar Bobby’s Birds TK Roadhouse The Clansmen

P 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 18

W 12 13 11 10 9 9 8 9 8 8

D 4 2 3 5 2 2 3 1 2 2

L 3 4 5 4 8 8 8 9 9 8

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fixtures Week 21 11th February 2013 Jungle Juice v TK Roadhouse Muan Bar v Jaew Bar Railway Tavern v Dara Bar Scottie’s Bar v Casanova Bar Sunset Boulevard v Bobby’s Birds The Beat v The Squealing Pig The Clansmen v The Lord Webb

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P 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 24 25

W 20 19 16 16 15 12 14 13 8 9 5

D L +/3 2 86 3 3 68 6 3 68 5 4 50 5 5 72 7 6 24 2 9 36 4 8 18 6 11 2 1 14 -26 8 12 -34

Pts 43 41 38 37 35 31 30 30 22 19 18

JW Red

25 5

4

16 -50

14

Scottie’s Bar

24 3

8

13 -56

14

Clansgirls

24 5

3

16 -46

13

Return Bar

24 3

2

19 -80

8

HHin Miss You 25 1

1

23 -132

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this week’s fixtures Week 26 8th February 2013 Clansmen v Oasis Dolphin Bar v Maria Bar 1 Eagle A v Clansgirls Hua Hin Miss You v Play Sports Lounge JW Black v Sunset Boulevard Maria Bar 2 v JW Red Return Bar v Eagle B Scottie’s Bar v Lucky Shot A next week’s fixtures Week 27 15th February 2013 Clansgirls v Dolphin Bar Eagle B v Hua Hin Miss You JW Red v Clansmen Lucky Shot A v Eagle A Maria Bar 1 v JW Black Oasis v Return Bar Play Sports Lounge v Scottie’s Bar Sunset Boulevard v Maria Bar 2

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P 15 16 16 14 15 14 14 16 16

W 11 8 9 10 6 4 6 3 2

D 1 3 1 1 3 3 1 2 3

L 3 5 6 3 6 7 7 11 11

+/45 24 14 32 -7 -4 -6 -32 -66

Pts 112 108 103 100 86 82 81 80 63

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results Week 29 6th February 2013 All Nations 55 v Billys B n/a Billys A 6 - 13 P P Bar JW Black 8 - 11 Moonlight Jungle Juice A 11 - 8 Atlantis King Bar A 15 - 4 Limelight Pink Panther 7 - 12 All Nations GH Red Bar 12 - 7 JW Red Sabai 11 - 8 Jungle Juice B Tiger Bar 8 - 11 King Bar B Fixtures Week 30 13th February 2013 All Nations GH v All Nations 55 Atlantis v King Bar A Billys B v Tiger Bar Jungle Juice B v Red Bar JW Red v SO Bar King Bar B v Sabai Limelight v Billys A Moonlight v Jungle Juice A P P Bar v Pink Panther

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league table Team Moonlight P P Bar Jungle Juice B Red Bar Pink Panther King Bar A Atlantis JW Red Jungle Juice A Sabai Limelight Tiger Bar All Nations GH Billys A Billys B King Bar B JW Black All Nations 55 SO Bar

P 25 27 28 26 28 28 27 27 27 27 26 27 26 28 26 26 28 24 25

W 23 22 22 22 19 17 16 15 14 12 12 11 9 9 8 8 7 6 1

L 2 5 6 4 9 11 11 12 13 15 14 16 17 19 18 18 21 18 24

+/113 139 118 102 54 61 33 41 -9 -31 -34 -53 -70 -88 -26 -58 -72 -69 -151

Pts 46 44 44 44 38 34 32 30 28 24 24 22 18 18 16 16 14 12 2

W 19 18 13 10 9 8 9 6 6 6 5 2

D 2 1 2 3 2 4 0 6 3 2 2 3

L 0 2 6 8 10 9 12 9 12 13 14 16

+/126 130 64 -2 24 -34 -16 -44 -36 -64 -48 -100

Pts 40 37 28 23 20 20 18 18 15 14 12 7

hua hin/khao takiab Fun Pool League

results Week 21 6th February 2013 Bobby’s Bar 11 - 7 Beer O’Clock Dara Bar 10 - 8 The Squealing Pig Lanla Bar 11 - 7 Sinatras Maria’s Bar 13 - 5 Bobby’s Bangers Railway Tavern 12 - 6 The Bridge Sunset Boulevard 13 - 5 Beach Hut Bar Fixtures Week 22 13th February 2013 Beach Hut Bar v The Squealing Pig Beer O’Clock v Sunset Boulevard The Bridge v Bobby’s Bar Bobby’s Bangers v Railway Tavern Dara Bar v Lanla Bar Sinatras v Maria’s Bar

league table Team Sunset B’vard Maria’s Bar Beach Hut Bar Bobby’s Bar Railway Tavrn Bobbys Bngrs Dara Bar The Bridge Squealing Pig Lanla Bar Beer O’Clock Sinatras

P 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21

HUA HIN AND KHAO TAKIAB FUN LEAGUE SINGLES FINALS The Hua Hin and Khao Takiab Fun Pool League teaches the climax of the season with the finals of the singles tournament to be held at Sunset Boulevard Bar in Khao Takiab next Wednesday 20th February from about 7pm. The tournament has been running all season and started with over 40 players from the 12 teams in the league. The line up is as follows: Third place match ~ race to 5 Graham (Sunset Boulevard) v Ann (Railway Tavern) Final match ~ race to 10 Pu (Maria’s Bar) v Pek (Maria’s Bar) There will be a buffet provided for spectators. Everybody welcome.

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results Week 4 6th February 2013 Dolphin Bar 6 - 2 The Dutchman Lucky Shot 6 - 2 Eagle Bar Maria 2 v Play Sports n/a The Clansmen 3 - 5 Scottie’s Bar The Lord Webb 2 - 6 Muan Fixtures Week 5 13th February 2013 Dolphin Bar v Maria 2 Eagle Bar v The Lord Webb Lucky Shot v The Clansmen Play Sports v Muan Scottie’s Bar v The Dutchman league table Team Lucky Shot Maria 2 Eagle Bar Muan Dolphin Bar Scottie’s Bar The Lord Webb The Clansmen Play Sports The Dutchman

P 4 3 4 4 4 4 4 4 3 4

W 3 3 3 2 2 1 1 1 1 1

D 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0

L 1 0 1 2 2 2 2 3 2 3

+/- Pts 12 6 10 6 4 6 0 4 -4 4 -2 3 -6 3 -4 2 -4 2 -6 2

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A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem! The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet on alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering with beer, soft drinks, water and snacks then later to a nearby restaurant for a meal. If you would like to come along then visit the Cha-Am website at www.cah3.info, the Hua Hin website at www.huahin-hhh.com or the Hash Facebook page at www.facebook.com/ H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. NEXT RUN Saturday 9 February 2013 @ 4 pm Cha-Am HHH Run # 197 HUA HIN H3 Run #246 Located South side of Soi 88 between Km Marker posts 7.2 & 7.1, GPS coordinates N 12.55572783, E 99.92742778 HARES – Scotch Tape & Brambles Bill Run Fees - Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids over 7 years ฿50, under 8’s Free.

results Week 18 5th February 2013 All Nations Guesthouse 8 - 10 CAT Karaoke Blue Lagoon 0 - 18 Hua Hin Miss You 2 Buddy Bar v Paradise n/a CAT Jiggapik 16 - 2 Robin’s Rest 2 Hua Hin Miss You 1 14 - 4 All Nations 55 JW Black 9 - 9 Jungle Juice B Jaew Bar 3 - 15 Play Sports Lounge Jungle Juice A 16 - 2 Robin’s Rest fixtures Week 19 12th February 2013 All Nations 55 v Jungle Juice A CAT Jiggapik v Hua Hin Miss You 1 Hua Hin Miss You 2 v All Nations Guesthouse Jungle Juice B v Blue Lagoon Paradise v JW Black Play Sports Lounge v Buddy Bar Robin’s Rest v Jaew Bar Robin’s Rest 2 v CAT Karaoke

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P 16 18 18 16 17 17 16 18 18 18 18 16 17 16 16 17

W 15 14 13 11 11 10 9 9 8 8 6 5 5 5 2 1

D 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 0

L 0 4 4 4 6 6 6 9 9 10 12 10 11 11 14 16

+/138 160 124 98 60 10 26 -24 10 -80 -78 -36 -58 -50 -142 -158

Pts 31 28 27 23 22 21 19 18 17 16 12 11 11 10 4 2


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Soi 55 (Chomsin Rd) english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Man Utd Man City Chelsea Tottenham Everton Arsenal Liverpool Swansea West Brom Stoke West Ham Sunderland Fulham Norwich Newcastle Southampton Reading Wigan Aston Villa QPR

P 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25

GD 29 26 24 13 10 20 12 6 -1 -6 -8 -5 -6 -15 -11 -11 -14 -18 -26 -19

PTS 62 53 46 45 42 41 36 34 34 30 30 29 28 28 27 24 23 21 21 17

fixtures (all times Thailand) Saturday 9th February 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Tottenham v Newcastle 19:45 Chelsea v Wigan 22:00 Norwich v Fulham 22:00 Stoke v Reading 22:00 Sunderland v Arsenal 22:00 Swansea v QPR 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Watford v Crystal Palace 02:45 Blackburn v Ipswich 22:00 Blackpool v Millwall 22:00 Bolton v Burnley 22:00 Bristol City v Nottm Forest 22:00 Charlton v Birmingham 22:00 Huddersfield v Cardiff 22:00 Middlesbrough v Barnsley 22:00 Peterborough v Leicester 22:00 Sheff Wed v Derby 22:00 Wolves v Leeds United 22:00 SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE Dundee v Ross County 02:45 Inverness CT v Celtic 19:00 Aberdeen v St Mirren 22:00 Dundee Utd v Hearts 22:00 Kilmarnock v Motherwell 22:00 Sunday 10th February 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Southampton v Man City 00:30 Aston Villa v West Ham 20:30 Man Utd v Everton 23:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Brighton v Hull 00:20 Tuesday 12th February 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Liverpool v West Brom 03:00 SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE Hibernian v St Johnstone 02:30

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