AWOL Issue 220

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22 February 2013

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kick and learn football and english summer camps to start in hua hin

hua hin, THAILAND Most of the males, and some of the females reading this will recall fondly the lazy hazy days of childhood summers when they would head to the local park to kick a ball around with their chums. Games like ‘Wembley’, ‘Three and In’ and ‘Headers and Volleys’ were the staple diet then, but things have moved on since those times, and in Hua Hin the concept of playing and learning has arrived in style.

ProZone Coaching has organised three 5-day Summer Football and Mini Football English Learning Camps to take place in March and April. The venue will be the Xplode Arena in Soi 10, and kids from the ages of two up to sixteen and over are catered for in what will be two hour sessions split into six age groups - the youngsters up to the age of eleven will each day get an hour of either mini-football or football coaching followed by an hour in a fun bouncy castle, while the teenagers will get an hour and a half of professional football coaching every day. There will be certificates and awards for every participant. Only twenty spaces are available in each age group so get your kids enrolled soon!

The coaching will be done by a fully qualified English FA football coach who has years of experience in both professional football as well as coaching in Asia. The pitch at the Xplode Arena is high quality artificial turf with spectator areas and food and drinks facilities. The dates of the camps are; week one 19th to 23rd March, week two 1st to 5th April, and week three 22nd to 26th April. Sessions start at 8am for the youngest children progressing throughout the day, but avoiding the hottest part of the day.

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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated.

This week it is.... The whole shebang All of it; the whole thing.

This is an American phrase, from the 1920s. The first question for those of us not living in the USA, and possibly quite a few that do, is, what’s a shebang? That isn’t so easy to answer. The earliest known citation of the word uses it as some form of hut or rustic dwelling.

That’s in Walt Whitman’s Specimen Days, from Complete Poetry and Collected Prose, 1862: “Besides the hospitals, I also go occasionally on long tours through the camps, talking with the men, &c.

Sometimes at night among the groups around the fires, in their shebang enclosures of bushes.”

Some have speculated that there might be a connection between ‘shebang’ and the Irish word ‘shebeen’, which has a similar meaning to the ‘rustic dwelling’ above. There doesn’t seem to be any justification for that though and the words’ similarities appear to be just coincidental.

Just a few years after Whitman’s poem, the Marysville Tribune, November 1869 printed a list of ‘The Idioms of Our New West’ and defined ‘shebang’ like this: “’Shebang’ is applied to any sort of house or office.”

Soon after that, Mark Twain uses ‘shebang’ to refer to a form of vehicle - in Roughing It, 1872: “Take back your money, madam. We can’t allow it.

You’re welcome to ride here as long as you please, but this shebang’s chartered, and we can’t let you pay a cent.”

There are various ‘the whole’ expressions which derive from America - ‘the whole ball of wax’, ‘the whole nine yards’, ‘the whole box of dice’, ‘the whole shooting match’, ‘the whole enchilada’, ‘the whole kit and caboodle’ etc. Whilst these by and large refer to real objects, none of them represents ‘wholeness’ and they have just been tacked on to ‘the whole’ to make catchy phrases. ‘Shebang’ was also used that way - and that the

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fact that people using it didn’t know what a shebang was didn’t really matter. It was simply a colourful way of saying ‘thing’.

The word appears to have arrived fully formed in the 1860s. Prior to 1862, there are no examples in print.

During the 1860s there are dozens of examples in US newspapers, literature etc.

That ‘vehicle’ usage does suggest a possible link with the name for a form of early UK sightseeing bus, i.e. charabanc (pronounced sharra-bang). This derives from the French char-à-bancs - carriage with benches.

Charabancs, affectionately known to passengers as ‘sharras’, were a commonplace in Britain from the introduction of horse-drawn examples in the early 1800s to as late as the 1970s.

Could ‘shebang’ be a variant of ‘sharra-bang’? Well, it’s certainly possible, although the evidence to support that view is entirely circumstantial.

In June 1872, the same year that Twain was using ‘shebang’ to mean vehicle, the Sedalia Daily Democrat printed a piece which used the name just to mean ‘thing’, and this is the earliest example of ‘the whole shebang’: “Well, the Democracy can flax [beat up] the whole shebang, and we hope to see our party united.”

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Gary Gale, who is a self-described geo technologist, has probably made the day of every schoolboy after finding a number of rude place names across the globe.

If you want a giggle you can access the ‘geographer’s’ Vaguely Rude Place Names Of The World map (http:// maps.geotastic.org/rude/) that contains destinations such as Nob Hill in San Francisco and Cumbum in India.

If those places don’t take your fancy you may want to take a trip to Tit in Algeria, Arsoli, in Lazio, Italy or Slut in Sweden.

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kansas, usa Man wins lottery and then ‘blows his house up with brother’ A lot of people would probably explode with excitement if they won the lottery but few would blow up their home like two brothers reportedly did in the US. One of the men had scooped a $75,000 (£48,000) Kansas lottery prize prior to the explosion in North Nevada Court in Wichita. The mishap was caused when one of the celebrating pair went to re-top butane torches that were being used as lighters for their bongs, according to police. While emptying the lighter fluid there was a leakage of butane and once the vapour touched the furnace light an explosion was caused.

‘He emptied a couple of big cans of butane lighter fluid during this, leaking butane into the air,’ Sgt Bruce Watts told the Wichita Eagle. ‘The butane vapour cloud reach a pilot light in the furnace and as you might expect – kaboom.’

A 27-year-old man was taken to hospital and suffered second-degree burns but is now said to be in a serious but stable condition. The brother of the injured man was detained at the house but swore he was innocent of any crime.

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By William Sparrow Valentine’s Day is full of romantic dreams, hopes and surprises for many loving couples and this past week’s holiday was no different for most in Thailand. However there was one couple that had their hopes dashed when they showed up to Bang Rak (English:’ Town of Love’) District’s municipal authority wanting to get a marriage license.

Pallawee Jongtangsajjatham and Rungtiwa Tangkanopak were turned away by authorities who said the marriage and any such certificate are neither valid nor legal in Thailand because they are a lesbian couple.

The couple weren’t alone having their dreams put on hold that day as many couples living happily in their Lesbian-Gay-Bisexual-Transsexual (LGBT) alternative lifestyles descended on the Bang Rak District office that has long been the most popular office of eager couples to register their marriages. Still though, local law precludes gays and lesbians from formally registering their love and partnerships.

Forty-seven year-old Khun Rungtiwa and Pallawee, 32, were disappointed but it was not completely unexpected - taking their relationship to the next level was always going to be a challenge. The women now plan to take their fight directly to Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra, who

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they hope will identify and embrace their cause, “The Prime Minister should understand the issue as she shares the same sex with us,” Khun Pallawee told reporters.

The couple also said they would file a complaint with Thailand’s House of Representatives that will call for legislative action to ensure equal rights for all Thais seeking to make their vows in the eyes of the law.

Meanwhile, more than 1,000 traditional couples did register and take their vows at the Bang Ruk office on Valentine’s Day, which is quite the influx versus the office’s usual 30 couples per day average.

Besides the special day and the aura of luck the district exudes in

its name alone, the prizes offered by the registry for the holiday also fueled the popularity. Police Captain Chukiat Jongsomboon, 35, and his new bride, 21 year old Janthima Thidawan, were the first couple to be awarded a “gold” marriage certificate worth some 9,000 Baht and a 1-million Baht life insurance policy. Eleven other lucky couples were awarded “gold” marriage certificates by the day’s end.

Yet all the celebration and joy touted by local media only served as a sad reminder of what gay and lesbian couples are missing out on due to laws that limit their rights to express their love. It is sad because as any of us know here in Hua Hin, we work, dine, socialize and live together openly and comfortably every day.

Thailand’s cultural acceptance and embrace of alternative lifestyles seems to be leaps and bounds ahead of many countries around the world. One has to hope that for Rungtiwa and Pallawee – and the many other couples like them – their politicians will step up and afford these people the right to have their love recognized as legal unions in the eyes of the law.

William Sparrow is a freelance writer, sex columnist and editor of AsianSexGazette.com. He can be reached at: captain. william.sparrow@gmail.com.

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Monastery Life (thanks to Karl) A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

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Restaurants / Food Baan Bua 96 British Breakfast Foods Buffalo Tavern Heaven’s Kitchen Hua Hin Ham & Bacon Karoon Restaurant Let’s Eat Lin’s Café Lost Cafe Margaritas Net Cafe on 94 S & S Indian Restaurant The Dutchman Zab Wer

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Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month for average size garden. Lawnmowing, watering, trimming, weeding and all general gardening. Special treatments or services on request.

We have our own equipment but please supply your preferred fertilisers or chemicals.

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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net or submit your event to our new events page on www.awolonline. net Don’t Miss This Week Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro has begun putting on live jazz every night from 7.30pm at their new location on the second floor of Market Village next to KFC. Souay Vista Social Club on Soi 94 is open for music nights again. You can turn up most nights to find something going on but latest information on their regular offerings is that there is a Tuesday and Friday night jam session, normally focusing on blues, Wednesday and Thursday nights finds Eddi and his band there, while there will be guest appearances and jams at almost any other time.

Upcoming Ongoing The Beat (formerly Music Station); live music every night in this good sized venue. Rock and pop, Thai and Western music.

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Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening.

SASI Dinner Theatre.

SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre.

Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel.

Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400

Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com.

Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www. greenhuahin.com, email: info@ greenhuahin.com Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: gessom@hotmail.com Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: tonkhaw_p@yahoo.com Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: unity_artgallery@yahoo.com World Gallery Petchkasem Rd.

Nightly Music 4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @Absorba Pub 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; Highenergy Thai country and rock.

Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78.

Nightly.

Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music.

Every night@Thonglor Pub Classic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for Life). Nightly from about 10 pm @ Usapasang Pub Do-Re-Mi at Milestones Pub, Hilton Hotel. Every night except Tuesday.

Classic pop. Highly entertaining.

Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro - Live Jazz every night from 7.30pm Jazz 4 Dinner with the Hua Hin Ensemble: Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 pm @Rest Detail Hotel Larry & Susan (plus others) live every night except Wednesdays from 8 ‘til late at Cha Am Pub; easy listening, pop and more.

Live Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. House band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc.Tues, starts 8pm.

Live Music at Terrace 90 Restaurant.

Every Fri/ Sat Night from 7PM. LukNam Band, LukNam Pub. Thai Country and Rock. Nightly 10pm until very late. It rocks.

Modern Thai Popular Music, Thonglor Pub. Every night, from 9 pm ‘til closing Piano Duo, Standards and Thai Songs Nightly from 8pm @Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant. Great fun.

Piano Duo, Elvis and other popular music. Nightly @Livanto Restaurant Popular, Country, and Oldies.

Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. Nightly from 9pm Rock and Pop at Jimmy’s Bar, Soi Bintabaht Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm.

Great fun, expect a crowd.

Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. Uri

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TThe Holiday Inn Resort Regent Cha-am has been renamed the Regent Cha-am, ending a five-year management contract with the InterContinental Hotels Group.

The Regent Group, owner of the 560-room hotel, decided to end its contract last month and opted to manage the 30-year-old property with its own team.

Piyaman Tejapaibul, managing director of the Regent Group, said the overall hotel situation in Phetchaburi’s Cha-am district is changing significantly in terms of supply and demand.

European tourists used to be the hotel’s key market, accounting for 60% of guests, but that proportion has been halved by the euro-zone

crisis.

On the other hand, the number of Asian tourists has been rising enormously in line with the region’s robust economic growth.

Foreign visitors, particularly Asians, are looking for quality and tailormade services.

“A new trend is that hoteliers prefer management flexibility.

International hotel chains have many conditions, so we need to change,” said Ms Piyaman.

She is confident her hotel’s revenue will increase by 10% to 300 million baht this year even though it is no longer a part of an international chain.

The Regent Group is spending 400 million baht to upgrade the hotel’s facilities including 19 function

rooms that will meet international standards for meetings, incentives and conventions. They also plan to build a condominium and a community mall or shop on 300 rai in Cha-am. The first phase of the condominium will be under a joint venture with a big developer. contact us Please direct any enquiries to Darren at the Cha Am Pub (see ad below), or you can of course also contact us direct by email on info@ awolonline.net or any of our other contact methods shown on page 32.

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(guitar) and Marayah (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz.

Solo jazz with “Dr. Jazz” (Sverre Bey) Nightly 7-10 pm at the Fat Cat Guest House.

Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant.

Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with Hua Hin’s most venerable band.

Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists.

Thai Acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm.

Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. Quite good, and often have guest artists.

Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection.

Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, across the street from the Golden Place shop.

Live Music nightly from 9 pm. cha am pub, 252/6 Jai Ai Road, Cha Am www.chaampub.com. Tel. 0822 510 871 Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station.

Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach.

Tel 032 515597.

Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009.

El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road.

Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com.

Groovin’ Jazz Bar Soi Selakam Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Rd Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/ Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999.

Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro. 2nd floor, Market Village, next to KFC. Tel. 032 532799 Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’.

Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club.

Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc.

Pianist and singer every night. Website www. livantohuahin.com lost cafe, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Just before Cicada Market. Contact 032 511624.

Web: www.lost-cafe.com Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall.

Opposite Phoenix Bar. the beat, Dammoen Kasem Road, Hua Hin opposite the railway station.

Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83.

Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40.

Putahracsa Oceanside Beach Club & Restaurant 22/65 Nahb Kaehat Rd. Hua Hin Tel. +66 (0)32 531-470 www. oceansidebeachclub.com/ The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19.

Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 www.restdetailhotel.com Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant. com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com.

Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks.

Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road.

Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin.

TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall.

Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao

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Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat.

Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com.

The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net.

Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads.

Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village.

Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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jungle juice, Soi Selekam; Daily food specials - Mon. Fish & real chips & peas + Tartar 140 B; Tue. Fried eggs+ real chips + black pudding + beans 150 B; Wed. Bangers mash & peas with gravy 140 B; Thu. Pork chop & real chips or mash + peas 180 B; Sat. Cottage pie with Vegetables 160 B; Sun. Sunday Roast Lamb (NZ) 220 B/ Pork 180 B/ Chicken 200 B sinatras, Soi 102; Sunday Roast for 50 baht! From 5pm every Sunday Roast Pork plusroast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, 3 veg, apple sauce and gravy. No drink requirement - what have you got to lose? Bookings only - see ad p13. mighty mike’s, Soi 80; Every day Partystarter - Specials from 6 - 9pm A small beer and a shooter or ANY Cider for 120 Baht (see ad p7) sunset boulevard, Khao Takiab; Pub Quiz every other Thursday from 7.30pm. Teams of up to 4. Next quiz 28th February. For reservations call Mike 084 376 9438 Regular Events

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Beer O’ Clock, Khao Takiab; Happy Hour From 9pm Daily.

Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Every Friday from 5pm. Free Bar B Que when spend 180 bt. Free Sunday Dinner with purchase of 200bt of drinks or plus an added cash amount up to 200bt. p p. Two sittings, at 4 and 6pm, call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 to book. Try our Home made Apple Pie and Ice Cream only 65 bt. Special prices on Leo Draft all day everyday (from open till close).

English & Thai lessons, Visas & Translations

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British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt.

Dizzy Dolphin, Samorphong; Draft Chang 35 bt glass, 90 bt/litre, Bottled beer - Leo, Tiger, Chang 45 bt, Singha 50 bt, Tiger Light, Heineken, San Mig Light 60 bt. Wine - 80 bt per glass. All day, every day.

Headrock, Soi Sarakam; Mon Fri -10am til 8pm - 55 baht all beers/ selected spirits hua hin ham bacon and meat co., Soi 41; 11 British beers now available in 500ml bottles, plus Magners Cider and Pear Cider in 568ml bottles. Available per bottle at 180 Baht. Old Speckled Hen will also be in draught and available in some of the bars in Hua Hin. hua hin miss you, Soi 80; Barbeque every Sunday from 7pm, all you can eat 150 baht; Small beers 50 baht at selected times. Live music every night except Wednesdays. larry’s fondue house, Naresdamri Road; Fondue for 2 just 599 baht. Daily Swedish dishes. Now offering breakfasts too. lazy daze, Poolsuk Road; Happy Hour 3 - 8pm, 20% off on all beers London Bar, Poolsuk Road; Every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday live music with the Londoners playing songs from the sixties to the present.

Free, regular drink prices.

Margaritas, Night Market Every Sunday All You Can Eat Buffet just 290 baht. “Taco Tuesday” 100 Baht Chicken Burritos, Chicken Taquitos, or Chicken Chalupas. Happy Hour 10pm ‘til close.

Terrace 90, Soi 90; Large Buffet of BBQ, Ribs, Roast, Italian and of course Mexican every Tuesday just 299 baht. Sunday is Steak Night.

Daily Lunch Specials. the beat, Dammoen Kasem Road (opp. Railway Station); Live music every night, large Leo/Chang Export 90 baht, 10pm - midnight one free drink for ladies. the dutchman, Railway Plaza,

Railway Road; Every Friday is Steak Night only 120THB! Daily specials updated every week - see ad on p5 for details. the lord webb, Khao Takiab; ALL drinks bought between 4 and 7pm enjoy a 12% discount. New range of UK ciders, bitters and stout available from 140 baht a can.

Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 45 baht, large Leo 50 baht, restaurant and general store. Open daily 7am10pm. 085 405 6976 (T) 085 704 8210(E) Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd; Happy Hour 4.30 - 6.30pm.

British style Sunday Roasts:

Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant EVERYDAY Roast Lamb, Beef, Pork & Turkey Dinners Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (080 110 2839) Sinatras, Soi 102 Seajays Resort, Tamarind Gardens off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd

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Business Khao Takiab Restaurant for sale or partnership.

Robin’s Rest is an established and successful restaurant/ bar in Khao Takiab. We would like a partner, but will sell for the right price. Four floors with two fully equipped kitchens, bar area and two dining areas, plus five bedrooms, four bathrooms and lounge fully furnished.

Long term lease contract and rent is paid for the next year. Our valuation is 1.2 million baht and are flexible on the payment terms for either sale or partnership. Serious enquiries only, please contact Howard on 0837 889938 or email howard_coates56@yahoo.co.uk

Employment part time staff wanted for restaurant in Soi 80.

Hours 9am to 2pm. Call 083 109 1156 for more details office and delivery staff wanted for new business in Hua Hin. Please call 081 817 3000 (Eng or Thai) or 081 649 8361 (Eng only) STAFF WANTED ChaAm: Waiter/Waitress & Kitchen Hand Part Time or Full Time. Very good wages and excellent tips & YOUR chance to work in The best “Pub Restaurant in ChaAm”. Accommodation is available with cable TV & Hot water. 100% of our staff have been with us for more than two years. We are not a Beer Bar & we do not have ladies for rent. Your workplace is safe, pleasant & a fun place to be, with mainly Farang customers. Please call (Thai) FON 0847 632 319 (English) 0822 510 871 guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115 staff wanted for day and night shifts at bar/ restaurant in Soi 102. Call Colin on 089 238 8397 Staff wanted Female waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710

Wanted Players required to formulate Lawn Green Bowling League Roll Up from 9.00 Fridays. Contact Lee/ Mick 090 790 5778/ 085 297 3464 Seejays Resort, competitive prices on both food & drink. motorbike and scooter wanted for private buyer. Call 083 851 8226 (English and Thai) top loading or twin tub washing M/C wanted.

Contact Peter Clarke on 085 769 6895

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International driving licence valid 5 years 1800 bt. Call 089 5308771 (eng) s-cool 3 door drinks fridge, approx. 1 year old.

23,000 baht or p/x smaller fridge. 0861 405301 Electric induction hob cooker, as new. Cook. fry, heat. 3000 baht. 0861 405301 stainless steel industrial gas hob for frying steaks, burgers etc. 5000 baht. 0861 405301 sharp rice cooker, as new. 500 baht. 0861 405301 hardwood patio table with armed six chairs 5x3 for sale 6,ooo bhat 0854273542 KEBAB MACHINES Gas Choice of 2 - 25,000 baht each; Deep Fat Fryer Gas - 10,000 baht; Market Stall Storage Chests - Choice of 3 - 2,500 baht each; Ice Cream Freezer - 9,000 baht; Coffee Counter Completely Fitted, Electrics etc 10,000 baht; Market Stall Tents - 2 x 2mtrs x 2 mtrs. 500 baht each; Market Stall Tents - 1 x 3mtrs x 2 mtrs. 2,500 baht; Four 13kg Gas Bottles 800 baht each; Large Ice Box (120 litres) 1200 baht. Call Jack on 080 780 6771 charbroil gas barbecue with bottle for sale 5,000 baht very good condition 085 427 3542 Teak Wardrobe, solid old teak will last for generations to come. Lots of hanging space and drawers.

200cm L. X 200 cm H. X 60 W. Bereavement sale.

Absolute bargain 28,000 baht. Tel Keith 0890702423 Central Hua Hin Brand new chest freezer for sale 8,000bt 089 530 8771 (eng) 089 128 9556 (thai) Yamaha Electric Piano for sale. Full size key board with style, song and voice. 40.000 Baht new will take 17.000 Baht ono. Tel 087 773 6053 NOKIA N8 Mobile THB 7,500 Richard 089 551 8561 Graco Kids Booster seat for 3 to 12 years of age. or 15 to 36 kilos new 7.000 Baht rarely used will take 4.500 Baht ono. Tel 087 773 6053

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General - sports trek 3900 bicycle for sale. Unused, cost 15,500 new, now 10,000 baht. No offers. Call 081 033 1457 palm hills golf ticket for sale 22 years 150,000 baht 085 427 3542 Palm Hills membership for sale. 22 yrs remaining from Nov 2012. Price inclusive of transfer fee. Only 210,000bt. Service fee has not been paid as yet. Yearly service fee optional 20,000bt. Please contact paul@stylishgolf.com tel. 0861 604 261 thermal surfing wetsuit with separate arm sleeves, med/large 40/42 brand new 5,000 baht. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542.

Mountain bike vgc 4,000 baht. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542.

42ft roach pole with fittings, floats etc, plus professional seat box, octapus tray rests, rollers, etc, 25,000 baht. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542.

Assortment of professional fishing rods, (english) offers. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542.

Assortment of lefthanded golf clubs, drivers, irons, putters, etc offers. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542.

Palm Hills Golf Membership For Sale 155,000bt inclusive of transfer fee. 10 years remaining from November 2012 - October 2022. Please call Paul 0861604-261 or email huahinhelpme@gmail.com Looking for any Golf Memberships for sale. I have sold over 15 memberships in the last two months. I need more to sell. If you are looking to sell yours, I have buyers waiting. Call Paul 0861-604-261 Golf Bag Ping Latitude V2 Standbag for sale, pretty good condition, looks nearly like new, green and black colour, 1,000 THB, phone Thomas in Hua Hin Soi 88 on 085 502 8939 wanted springfield golf membership. 086 893 2926

auto: 4 wheels pluS Nissan Frontier Navara Calibre pickup. 4 door, black colour, automatic,2010 model. 60,000 km, very good condition. 590,000 baht. Please call 089 0055369 As new Fortuner for sale Black Fortuner for sale.

VSC D4D, Full time Four Wheel Drive. One year old, only 22,000 km. Fully Serviced, as new. 1.1 million baht.

Please call Belle on 084 893 9135 or email harl2006@ live.com for more details

auto: 3 wheels & LESS Honda Steed 600cc for sale 100,000Bht no offers, bad health forces sale.Used daily green book taxed insured. Well maintained good home required contact Mick 085 297 3464 Electric Three Wheeler for sale, in excellent condition, red in colour, no fees or plates required.

Asking 26000 baht. Call Noi at 090 796 2487 or email dennoiatchaam@yahoo.com 1996 Kawasaki ZX9R sports bike in red for sale. Has green book, tax and insured to September 2013. Am looking for younger model. Running great and have updated electrics. Regular servicing with all paper records. sale price 140,000bt. Call Paul 0861-604261 or email paul@stylishgolf.com for pictures and info motorbike and scooter wanted for private buyer. Call 083 851 8226 (English and Thai) Honda Steed 600 cc for sale, Hua Hin. 1995 model, unknown kms., good condition. Colour black. This year: New piston rings, clutch, alternator, chain and sprockets, steering-column bearings, grips, saddle, tyres. 150,000 baht. Contact Craig Dunn 081 98 101 92 or admin@ acdit.com

PERSONAL & SERVICES Female Dog requires good Home. A beautiful approx 9 month Old Puppy is in need of a good home.

She has been vacinated, Spade and Trained. She would suit all.Be good with People whom like walking but not to much, shes happy just walking up the road if suits. likes the garden.Good with other dogs sometimes like to play, as she is still a puppy. I unfortunately have to go back to UK, I WOULD BE PREPARED TO HELP WITH FOOD COSTS IF NEEDED.She will have shampoo,fleatick powder all that she needs. Please contact 082 365 7893 or 087 171 6627 or email kozelah@hotmail.com.

5000bt reward for successful information on a stolen Go For It Yamaha Fino in Orange White Black reg plate 940. Call Paul 0861-604-261 Missing Dog - Thai dog named ‘Rover’ went missing from Palm Hills on 17/12/2012. Reward offered for information leading to his recovery or whereabouts.

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Email: info@ huahindevelopment.com private english tuition by TEFL qualified teacher. All ages. Location to suit. Rates negotiable - please contact Loren on 081 007 6856 or email boscocan88@gmail.com gardening services available. Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month for average size garden. Call 081 614 8728 for more details Do you need a meeting place? Bobby’s Bar now has a lounge/meeting room for private engagements. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 thai lessons at your place. Call 081 346 1046

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Beautiful area surrounded by mountains and nature.

Call K. Surat on 087 169 9204 or K. Natthaphong on 089 547 9843 Luxury lakeside villas in Pranburi area. Lake Hill is located a minute from the beach, 10 mins from Pranburi, 30 mins from Hua Hin and three hours from Bangkok. Surrounded by mountains, a lake and by the sea: Lake Hill meets the wonders and beauty of each location plus the exclusivity of luxury Thai Villas. Perfect place for a holiday home where the entire family can relax and enjoy the seaside and privacy of the Thai countryside. Two villa types with living area from 209 to 229 sqm, 2/ 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, living room and built in European kitchen, pool, garden pavilion, private parking. Prices from 3.99 MB, Pre Sale promotion for first 5 units 50% off land price! Contact Somkid Piyathanawiwat Phone: +66 (0) 85 198 9911. condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.1 m baht. Call John on 085 296 9113

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lovely four year old property, 15 mins from Market Village, surrounded by hills/ woodland, wide street for parking. 24hr Security. Large open L-shaped plan, lounge dining and European style kitchen, two large bedrooms both en suite, powder room, hobby room, large Sala, car port. Discreet aircons + fans, alarm system. Living 208 sqm, Land 788 sqm. Price 7m baht.

Call Nev on 080 788 4690 Fully furnished 3 bed, 2 bath house for sale.

Air con and fans in all rooms except the Western style kitchen. Situated just off the canal road in Hua Hin on a well established housing complex. Security maintained with a communal swimming pool (15 x 5.5m). Land area 156 sqm, living area 132 sqm. Will sell for 2.6 million baht (negotiable). Call Richard (English) 081 017 1417 or Kitar (Thai) 082 232 2257 Studio in Condochain Fully furnished studio with balcony on high floor with both sea and mountain views in the popular Condochain block. Facilities include communal swimming pool, gym, direct access to the beach, 24 hour security, keycard entry system, minimart etc. Close to Market Village and only about one kilometre from the centre of town. Price 1.6 m baht. Contact David Phone: 085 662 0994 Email: alloymac@hotmail.com

property for Rent budget accommodation at Tik’s Place. Rooms from as little as 399 baht a night. Big discount for long term stay. Call Tik 086 1730956 or David 089 8729746 two bed borfai Villa for rent. Minimum three month rent. 428 sqm land, 150 sqm living, two bath fully furnished, fully equipped Westerm kitchen, washing machine, air con and fans, cable TV, telephone and wifi internet. 25,000 baht per month negotiable on longer term rents. Call 032 523604 or 090 915 6384. Also see pictures and more information on www.awolonline. net/classifieds.

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House for rent in Soi 102 600 meters over the railway track on the left. 3 bedrooms, TV, air con, fully furnished; 10,000 baht p.m. Call 087 169 8440 or 085 293 3843 or email mcquade.paul@gmail.com for more information Condos for rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort.

Two identical 28sqm studios near soi 10. WiFi, TV, DVD player, air-con, fridge, kettle, toaster. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, fully equipped gym. From 12,000 baht/ month incl. utilities.

Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centre Spanish style, fully furnished, Summerland residence.

2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available short or long term. franckphuket@ hotmail.com

Property wanted Wanted Beach Front Villa Looking for a 4+ bedroom, pool villa on the beach, with a good size plot of land. Between Cha Am and Takiab. Cash waiting!!

Genuine replies only. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 Wanted Condo for rent Wanted for long term rent: 1/2 Bedroom Condo, with good cooking facilities close to the center of Hua Hin. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 share townhouse in Hua Hin for single person close to town & beach. Rent 4000 baht per month.

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Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018 CAT 032 511 350 Local Consular Representatives CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org

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Visit www.awolonline.net For more information Call 081 649 8361 Property Marketplace Email property@awolonline.net live the dream - perfect golf course home Lovely home nestled in the breathtaking setting of the panoramic green mountains and lake within the development, your ownership comes with lifetime membership at this 18-hole championship golf course and residence. Facilities include: Clubhouse, Tennis, Badminton and Squash courts, Restaurant, Sauna, plus much more.

3 bed/ 4 bath

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beautiful house on huge plot in samorphong This lovely house is immaculately presented and will be an immediate home for whoever snaps it up.

Featuring a European kitchen, separate dining, living and lounge rooms, a maid/ guest house, air-con throughout, a two car port, a 25,000 litre water tank and a 50’ x 30‘ pool, it also has beautiful English style gardens and is located on a very 3 Bed Living: 250 sqm. popular, well established development.

Land: 1000 sqm.

Living area 480 sqm Swimming Pool

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Location! Location! Location!

3 different styled homes, which have been designed to suit your lifestyle. All these fantastic homes come with or without a pool, large covered terraces and share communal clubhouse. This development is built on a 44,800 sqm of land divided into 69 different sized plots giving you a choice most suitable to the house, garden or Lot areas: 320 to 600 swimming pool you opt for. sqm, or more as desired

large garden villa A family villa featuring a beautiful large landscaped garden and outside cooking facilities. Inside a European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. The property comes completely furnished, with private dining and a garage, ready to move in. Freehold and chanote title, two water supplies.

3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) Full satellite service free.

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Advertise here from only 40 baht per week For more information Call 081 649 8361 Property Marketplace Email property@awolonline.net great value off plan condo in khao takiab Off Plan studio apartment for sale in the beautiful Khao Takiab area of Hua Hin, 10km drive to central Hua Hin and walking distance to the beach, local shops and restaurants. This studio is on a corner plot which will have terrific mountain views. Perfect for a vacation home or a rental investment property.

Facilities: Fitness centre, Security, Car Park, Communal Garden and Pool Features: Unfurnished (packages available), Air Con, Satellite TV, Wifi, Telephone Lines, Water Tank

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Two storey Galleria home West of Hua Hin Stunning home on a development surrounded by several world class golf courses including Black Mountain golf club. Breathtaking mountain and sea views. The developer will offer 50% finance on this project over a three year period at the basic rate of 7%. Also included is a free furniture package worth 700,000 baht. The road and infrastructure around this project is the very best as it shares the neighbourhood with H.M the Queen’s palace.

4 Bed/ 4 Bath 4 x 8m Pool Ref No.: HH10009 10 min drive to Hua Hin Call/ email for details Living: 356 sqm. Land: 580 sqm. unbeatable value town centre townhouse A two storey, two bedroomed, two bathrooms townhouse right near the town centre in Soi 80, this home is in great condition and perfect as either a home or a rental investment.

Large house and land 5 minutes from Hua Hin Beautiful two storey house and maid/guest house on large plot with a unique 15 metre swimming pool in an enclosed secured area, which includes lighted driveway only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre with mountain views and 5/10 minutes from Asia’s finest golf clubs. Sale due to relocation.

4 bedrooms Separate 1 bedroom house Land size 3000 sqm

2 Bed/ 2 Bath Town Centre 2.2m baht (open to offers)

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We have miles and miles of empty beaches.

Wherever you live you are surrounded by trees and tropical shrubs and the sea may be at your doorstop or only a few minutes away.

Living is peaceful - no traffic jams, condos or pollution. All necessities are here but for special things we have Hua Hin or Chumphon to the North or South.

So why don’t you think of joining us in this little Paradise by buying inexpensive land for a holiday home,weekends or permanent move?

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RESULTS 18th February 2013 Lake View CD 2 Man Betterball 8 teams 1st Nigel Guest & Brent O’Bell 43 pts 2nd Geoff G Batt-Rawden & Lee Pape 39 pts 3rd Gary Ross & Greg Smith 38 pts 4th Fred Kroll & James Lynch 38 pts 15th February 2013 Lake View AB Stableford 17 entered 1st Hugh Bodger 35 pts (07) 2nd Craig Miller 35 pts (04) 3rd Deborah Rawlings 35 pts (36) 4th Dick Batelaan 34 pts (12) 13th February 2013 Sawang South / West Stableford 21 entered 1st Adrian Byrne 38 pts (25) 2nd Craig Miller 37 pts (04) 3rd Andrew Dickson 36 pts (06) 4th Nid Byrne 35 pts (18) Upcoming Fixtures 25th Feb Lake View AB Stableford 27th Feb Banyan Stableford

Hua Hin Golf Society

Results: 15th February 2013 Majestic B - A Stableford 54 entered A group 1st Jorgen Bjorke 42 pts (12) 2nd Michael Edwards 39 pts (07) 3rd Peter Adams 37 pts (15) 4th Bob Oliver 37 pts (12) B Group 1st Paul Moran 41 pts (16) 2nd Paul Plasmans 38 pts (18) 3rd Richard Heath 38 pts (21) 4th ‘Kurre’ Westerling 37 pts (18) forthcoming fixtures 26th February 2013 Banyan Stableford 1st March 2013 Sea Pines Medal / Stableford

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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results.

Results: 15th February 2013 White Tees Front 9 - A. Byrne 24 pts Back 9 - J. Lynch 23 pts Overall - A. Byrne 42 pts

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results Week 22 18th February 2013 Bobby’s Birds 5 - 7 The Beat Casanova Bar 8 - 4 Sunset Boulevard Dara Bar 12 - 0 Scottie’s Bar Jungle Juice 2 - 10 Muan Bar TK Roadhouse 7 - 5 The Lord Webb The Squealing Pig 6 - 6 The Clansmen

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League Table Team Jaew Bar Lord Webb Railway Tavrn Muan Bar Casanova Bar Bobby’s Birds The Clansmen Jungle Juice TK Roadhouse The Beat

P 21 22 21 22 22 22 22 22 22 22

W 14 13 12 13 10 11 10 9 9 10

D L +/- Pts 3 4 32 31 4 5 40 30 5 4 36 29 3 6 34 29 3 9 22 23 1 10 20 23 3 9 14 23 4 9 -18 22 3 10 4 21 1 11 -2 21

Sunset B’vard 22

9

3 10 -16

21

Dara Bar

6

4 12

16

22

0

Squealing Pig

22

4

4 14 -32

12

Scottie’s Bar

22

2

1 19 -134

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fixtures Week 23 25th February 2013 Muan Bar v TK Roadhouse Railway Tavern v Jungle Juice Scottie’s Bar v Jaew Bar Sunset Boulevard v Dara Bar The Beat v Casanova Bar The Clansmen v Bobby’s Birds The Lord Webb v The Squealing Pig

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results Week 27 15th February 2013 Clansgirls 3 - 5 Dolphin Bar Eagle B 6 - 2 Hua Hin Miss You JW Red 2 - 6 Clansmen Lucky Shot A 4 - 4 Eagle A Maria Bar 1 6 - 2 JW Black Oasis 8 - 0 Return Bar Play Sports Lounge 5 - 3 Scottie’s Bar Sunset Boulevard 2 - 6 Maria Bar 2

this week’s fixtures Week 28 22nd February 2013 Dolphin Bar v Lucky Shot A Eagle A v Play Sports Lounge Hua Hin Miss You v Oasis JW Black v Clansgirls Maria Bar 2 v Clansmen Return Bar v JW Red Scottie’s Bar v Eagle B Sunset Boulevard v Maria Bar 1

League Table Team Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot A Eagle A Maria Bar 2 JW Black Eagle B Oasis Dolphin Bar Play Sports Sunset B’vard Clansmen

P 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27

Scottie’s Bar

W 22 20 17 17 16 14 16 14 12 8 6

D L +/3 2 92 4 3 72 6 4 52 5 5 80 7 4 64 7 6 34 2 9 46 4 9 18 1 14 -16 7 12 -2 8 13 -32

Pts 47 44 40 39 39 35 34 32 25 23 20

27 3

9

15 -62

15

Clansgirls

27 5

4

18 -50

14

JW Red

27 5

4

18 -58

14

Return Bar

27 3

2 22 -98

8

1

3

HHin Miss You 27 1

25 -140

next week’s fixtures Week 29 1st March 2013 Clansmen v Scottie’s Bar Eagle B v JW Black JW Red v Eagle A Lucky Shot A v Maria Bar 1 Maria Bar 2 v Clansgirls Oasis v Dolphin Bar Play Sports Lounge v Sunset Boulevard Return Bar v Hua Hin Miss You

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results Week 31 20th February 2013 All Nations 55 v P P Bar n/a Billys A 7 - 12 Atlantis Jungle Juice A 11 - 8 JW Black King Bar A 11 - 8 Moonlight Pink Panther 12 - 7 Limelight Red Bar 15 - 4 King Bar B SO Bar 7 - 12 Jungle Juice B Sabai 8 - 11 Billys B Tiger Bar 6 - 13 All Nations GH Fixtures Week 32 27th February 2013 All Nations GH v Sabai Atlantis v Pink Panther Billys B v Red Bar Jungle Juice B v JW Red JW Black v King Bar A King Bar B v SO Bar Limelight v All Nations 55 Moonlight v Billys A P P Bar v Tiger Bar

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league table Team Red Bar Moonlight P P Bar Jungle Juice B Pink Panther King Bar A Atlantis JW Red Jungle Juice A Limelight Sabai Tiger Bar All Nations GH Billys B King Bar B Billys A JW Black All Nations 55 SO Bar

P 29 27 28 30 30 30 29 28 29 28 29 28 27 27 28 30 29 24 28

W 25 24 23 23 20 19 17 16 15 13 12 11 10 9 9 9 7 6 1

L 4 3 5 7 10 11 12 12 14 15 17 17 17 18 19 21 22 18 27

+/127 121 142 122 56 67 35 52 -17 -38 -36 -60 -63 -23 -67 -94 -75 -69 -180

Pts 50 48 46 46 40 38 34 32 30 26 24 22 20 18 18 18 14 12 2

D 2 1 2 3 3 5 0 6 3 2 2 3

L 0 2 6 8 10 9 12 10 13 14 15 17

+/130 136 66 2 24 -34 -6 -48 -38 -74 -52 -106

Pts 42 39 30 25 21 21 20 18 15 14 12 7

hua hin/khao takiab Fun Pool League

Fixtures The season is over! Congratulations to Sunset Boulevard on clinching the title as well as going undefeated through the entire season and to all the other teams for making it another fun season. Details of the next season will appear here when they are available.

final league table Team Sunset B’vard Maria’s Bar Beach Hut Bar Bobby’s Bar Railway Tavrn Bobbys Bngrs Dara Bar The Bridge Squealing Pig Lanla Bar Beer O’Clock Sinatras

P 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22

W 20 19 14 11 9 8 10 6 6 6 5 2

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results Week 6 20th February 2013 Dolphin Bar 4 - 4 Scottie’s Bar Lucky Shot 7 - 1 The Lord Webb Maria 2 v Eagle Bar n/a The Clansmen - Muan (home walkover) Muan have withdrawn from the league.

The Dutchman v Play Sports n/a Fixtures Week 7 27th February 2013 Eagle Bar v Dolphin Bar Lucky Shot v Muan Play Sports v Scottie’s Bar The Dutchman v Maria 2 The Lord Webb v The Clansmen league table Team Lucky Shot Maria 2 Eagle Bar Scottie’s Bar Dolphin Bar Muan The Clansmen Play Sports The Lord Webb The Dutchman

P 6 4 5 6 5 6 6 5 6 5

W 5 4 3 2 2 2 2 2 1 1

D 0 0 1 2 1 0 0 0 2 0

L 1 0 1 2 2 4 4 3 3 4

+/- Pts 24 10 16 8 4 7 0 6 -4 5 0 4 -10 4 -10 4 -12 4 -8 2

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The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering with beer, soft drinks, water and snacks then later to a nearby restaurant for a meal. If you would like to come along then visit the websites at www.cah3.info or www.huahin-hhh.com or the Facebook page at www.facebook.com/ H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions.

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results Week 20 19th February 2013 All Nations Guesthouse v Jungle Juice B n/a Blue Lagoon 8 - 10 Paradise Buddy Bar v Robin’s Rest n/a CAT Karaoke 10 - 8 Hua Hin Miss You 2 Hua Hin Miss You 1 8 - 10 Robin’s Rest 2 JW Black 6 - 12 Play Sports Lounge Jaew Bar 0 - 18 All Nations 55 Jungle Juice A 11 - 7 CAT Jiggapik fixtures Week 21 26th February 2013 All Nations 55 v Buddy Bar CAT Jiggapik v Jaew Bar Hua Hin Miss You 1 v Jungle Juice A Jungle Juice B v CAT Karaoke Paradise v All Nations Guesthouse Play Sports Lounge v Blue Lagoon Robin’s Rest v JW Black Robin’s Rest 2 v Hua Hin Miss You 2

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league table Team Buddy Bar Play Sports Jungle Juice A JW Black CAT Karaoke HHin Miss You 2 Paradise Blue Lagoon All Nations GH HHin Miss You 1 Robin’s Rest 2 CAT Jiggapik Jaew Bar Jungle Juice B All Nations 55 Robin’s Rest

P 18 20 19 18 19 18 19 20 18 20 20 18 17 18 18 16

W 17 15 14 12 12 11 10 10 8 8 7 6 5 5 2 2

D 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0

L 0 5 4 5 6 7 8 10 9 12 13 12 11 12 16 14

+/162 160 128 96 24 58 6 -20 10 -86 -88 -50 -54 -64 -140 -142

Pts 35 30 29 25 25 22 21 20 17 16 14 12 11 11 4 4

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Soi 55 (Chomsin Rd) english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Man Utd Man City Chelsea Tottenham Arsenal Everton Liverpool Swansea West Brom Stoke West Ham Fulham Sunderland Norwich Southampton Newcastle Aston Villa Reading Wigan QPR

P 26 26 26 26 26 26 27 27 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26

GD 31 24 27 14 21 8 15 4 1 -5 -9 -6 -6 -15 -9 -12 -25 -15 -21 -22

PTS 65 53 49 48 44 42 39 37 37 33 30 29 29 29 27 27 24 23 21 17

fixtures (all times Thailand) Saturday 23rd February 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Fulham v Stoke 19:45 Arsenal v Aston Villa 22:00 Norwich v Everton 22:00 QPR v Man Utd 22:00 Reading v Wigan 22:00 West Brom v Sunderland 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Blackburn v Leeds United 22:00 Blackpool v Leicester 22:00 Bolton v Hull 22:00 Brighton v Burnley 22:00 Bristol City v Barnsley 22:00 Charlton v Nottm Forest 22:00 Huddersfield v Ipswich 22:00 Peterborough v Birmingham 22:00 Sheff Wed v Crystal Palace 22:00 Watford v Derby 22:00 SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE Hearts v Inverness CT 22:00 Kilmarnock v Aberdeen 22:00 Ross County v Motherwell 22:00 St Johnstone v St Mirren 22:00 Sunday 24th February 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Man City v Chelsea 20:30 Newcastle v Southampton 20:30 CHAMPIONSHIP Middlesbrough v Millwall 00:20 Wolves v Cardiff 21:00 SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE Celtic v Dundee 19:45 Dundee Utd v Hibernian 23:30 Tuesday 26th February 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE West Ham v Tottenham 03:00

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on the line FIFA goal-line technology to revolutionise excuses for disallowed goals

zurich, switzerland As FIFA approved goal-line technology for use at the 2014 World Cup, experts predicted a dramatic increase in creative excuses for match officials disallowing perfectly legitimate goals.

FIFA president Sepp Blatter, had previously stated his commitment to bringing in goalline technology, but only once the necessary excuses for ruling out goals scored by smaller teams had been formulated.

He told reporters at a press conference in Zurich, “This is huge day for the football family across the world.”

“Finally match official excuses will move beyond the traditional ‘I didn’t see it’, which has barely changed since the game was invented.”

“The World Cup in Rio is the beginning of a new era, an era where technology can be manipulated to suit the whims of our multimillion dollar sponsors.”

“This is a new dawn of ‘glitches in the matrix’, ‘hard reboots’ and ‘Yes I tried turning it on and off again’.”

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Left: Bruce Grobbelaar demonstrates an example of attempted match fixing

Many have speculated that the betting syndicates will invest millions in devices that will be able to interfere with the new technology, moving on from the crude devices of floodlight failure and payments to officials

and players. Bruce Grobbelaar, the former Liverpool goalkeeper famously accused of match fixing, said, “This is a terrible day for players, who will now have to rely on the paltry wage paid by clubs for their services.”

However referees are delighted with the move, with well known Manchester United fan Howard Webb barely containing his glee at the prospect of being able to disallow goals against the home team at Old Trafford ‘because the technology told me so.”

Blatter outlined the type of excuses fans from smaller nations unfancied by global betting syndicates should expect to hear from 2014 onwards.

“The colour blind referee failed to see the flashing light on his hand-held device.”

“A system gremlin triggered the referee’s alert, not the ball nestling in the back of the net.”

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