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leather on willow hua hin cricket sixes started today
hua hin, THAILAND The annual sporting spectacle of the Hua Hin Cricket Sixes began today with a record number of teams participating. Backed in recent years by the Bangkok Post, this year’s event boasts 21 teams, with entrants from Australia, Indonesia, Bangladesh and Thailand. All the action takes place at the traditional venue of the polo grounds at the beachside Dusit Thani Hotel and continues until 10th April. The usual strong Australian presence features regulars Melbourne Cricket Club (MCC), Euroa, Cluden, Willsmere Wanderers and Gold Coast Tigers, and is boosted further by three new teams: Baden Powell and Western Plains from Victoria and the Perth-based Black Swans. The Indonesian contingent features Lardna Follies, who won the Masters two years ago, and Larngna Follies, playing in the Veterans division, plus newcomers Bali Senia . Narayanganj Cricket Association from Bangladesh are also first time participants and feature former national-level cricketers in their ranks. The hopes of the home nation appear to lie with the Thai Thevada and Thailand Colts teams, with the latter particularly fancied to do well this year. The Hua Hin Hop A Longs will also be there as usual lead by the indomitible Tom Duzanika, although this year lacking a stalwart of the event, Colin Devonshire, who will be sorely missed, although hopefully able to attend some of the matches. The Sixes celebrates it’s eighteenth year of competition this year, and it’s popularity grows with every year. While some of the competition is deadly serious, the fun and entertainment is also there in abundance, particularly when the local team are playing (on the 6th, 7th and 8th for sure). If you can hold a bat and stand up you may even be asked to play for them!
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Upcoming Ongoing The Beat (formerly Music Station); live music every night in this good sized venue. Rock and pop, Thai and Western music. Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening.
SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www. greenhuahin.com, email: info@ greenhuahin.com Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: gessom@hotmail.com Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53
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Beware The Flying Witches Hat: It always pays to be respectful when parking, as an expat resident recently found out. Deciding to park in a businesses clearly marked area with the attitude of “I Dont Give !^%#” saw this Bleary Eyed, Bar hopping, Gnome Like expat getting whacked around the head with a Traffic cone and cowering for mercy from a prominent Soi Bus Station Hotel owner. Renowned for his ambivalent & disrespectful drunken behavior one wonders how long it will be before his “I can do whatever I want” attitude gets him into REAL trouble.
The Recent but short Lived relaxing of opening hours in Soi Bus Station was once again Ruined by the same Blood Sucking Bar ignoring of the “Turn The Music off at 12.00 rule”. We hope you 2 Nights of late opening was worth it because once again you have stuffed it up for everyone. Please take care on the roads during the crazy Songkram Festivities & enjoy the Thai New Year in safety. Chaam Pool league Summer season kicks off on April 11 Played on Thursday Nights from 7:30pm at: Chaam Pub, Cha Cha Bar, Blue Lagoon, Birdy Bar, Scanic Resort, Butterfly Bar & Fiesta Bar Players & spectators welcome for a good night out.
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FIXTURES Week 5 3rd April 2013 Blue Lagoon 2 v Buddy Bar Buddy Harley v Blue Lagoon 1 Dart Flyers 2 v T-C Paradise Corner Bar v Dart Flyers 1 No game - Dart Flyers 1
League table Team Blue Lagoon 2 T-C Blue Lagoon 1 Scandy Resort Paradise Corner Buddy Bar Buddy Harley Dart Flyers 1 Dart Flyers 2
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Nightly from 9pm Rock and Pop at Jimmy’s Bar, Soi Bintabaht Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm. Great fun, expect a crowd. Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. Uri (guitar) and Marayah (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz. Solo jazz with “Dr. Jazz” (Sverre Bey) Nightly 7-10 pm at the Fat Cat Guest House. Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant. Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with Hua Hin’s most venerable band. Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists. Thai Acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm. Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. Quite good, and often have guest artists. Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. cha am pub, 252/6 Jai Ai Road, Cha Am www.chaampub.com. Tel. 0822 510 871 Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach. Tel 032 515597. Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road. Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com. Groovin’ Jazz Bar Soi Selakam Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Rd Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/ Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999.
Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro. 2nd floor, Market Village, next to KFC. Tel. 032 532799 Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club. Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www. livantohuahin.com lost cafe, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Just before Cicada Market. Contact 032 511624. Web: www.lost-cafe.com Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. the beat, Dammoen Kasem Road, Hua Hin opposite the railway station. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. Putahracsa Oceanside Beach Club & Restaurant 22/65 Nahb Kaehat Rd. Hua Hin Tel. +66 (0)32 531-470 www. oceansidebeachclub.com/ The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 www.restdetailhotel.com Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant. com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on
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palm bistro, Soi 88; Tuesday April 23rd St George’s Day - an evening of English style Pub Grub to celebrate. Saturday 27th April Wellington Night. See website www. thepalmbistro.com for details. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; We now have Cider on draft. Free Bar B Que every Friday from 5pm. when spend 180 bt. Due to heavy demand we are changing the FREE SUNDAY ROAST with purchase of 200bt of drinks or plus an added cash amount up to 200bt. p p.; new hours, start at 4.00. pm till 7.00. pm No bookings needed, but advisable to call if you want to reserve a table. Call Nam on 089 985 7473.. Try our Home made Apple Pie and Ice Cream only 65 bt. Special prices on Leo Draft all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Terrace 90, Soi 90; Different special every day! Large Buffet of BBQ Ribs, Chicken, Tex Mex with Soup and Salad Bar every Tuesday just 299 baht. Saturday Seafood buffet with Soup and Salad Bar just 349 baht. Sunday is Steak Night. Buy 2 get 3 Margaritas. See ad p33. sinatras, Soi 102; Sunday Roast for 50 baht! Two sittings every Sunday at 2pm and 6pm. Roast Pork plusroast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, 3 veg, apple sauce and gravy. No drink requirement - what have you got to lose? Bookings only - see ad p13. sunset boulevard, Khao Takiab; Last Pub Quiz of the season on Tuesday 9th April from 7.30pm. Teams of up to 4. For information or reservations call Mike 084 376 9438
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(opp. Railway Station); Live music every night, large Leo/Chang Export 90 baht, 10pm - midnight one free drink for ladies. the dutchman, Railway Plaza, Railway Road; Every Friday is Steak Night only 150THB! Daily specials updated every week - see ad on p5 for details. the lord webb, Khao Takiab; Range of UK ciders, bitters and stout available from 140 baht a can. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 45 baht, large Leo 50 baht, restaurant and general store. Open daily 7am10pm. 085 405 6976 (T) 085 704 8210(E) Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd; Happy Hour 4.30 - 6.30pm. British style Sunday Roasts:
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restaurant and bar business for sale, 50 seats, low rent, 300 sqm, a/c, bedroom, full equipment and furniture, big kitchen, on best location in Hua Hin, 60” and 32” TV, big Bar,1.5 years old. Price 3.2 mill Baht, or make an offer. Call Bjorn on 090 138 9361, or E-Mail bjornmartensson61@live.se mailboxes now available - Mailbox Shop at the Makro Hua Hin store by Soi 4. Fax, copy, laminating and mail forwarding also available. Call 082 298 0500 or E-mail luckyhuahin@hushmail.com for information Khao Takiab Restaurant for sale or partnership. Robin’s Rest is an established and successful restaurant/ bar in Khao Takiab. We would like a partner, but will sell for the right price. Four floors with two fully equipped kitchens, bar area and two dining areas, plus five bedrooms, four bathrooms and lounge fully furnished. Long term lease contract and rent is paid for the next year. Our valuation is 1.2 million baht and are flexible on the payment terms for either sale or partnership. Serious enquiries only, please contact Howard on 0837 889938 or email howard_coates56@yahoo.co.uk wanted: furniture, appliances and more for a new guesthouse. We require a drinks fridge, chairs, tables, pool table and any relevant accessories. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115. wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000
Employment Maid Required Part/Time Maid Palmhills Golf Course Mon - Wed - Fri 9.00 - 3.00 or 10.00 - 4.00 general cleaning and ironing 4000Bht per month all public holidays off.Good working conditions please call Elaine 0852903955 part time staff wanted for restaurant in Soi 80. Hours 9am to 2pm. Call 083 109 1156 for more details office and delivery staff wanted for new business in Hua Hin. Please call 081 817 3000 (Eng or Thai) or 081 649 8361 (Eng only) guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115 staff wanted for day and night shifts at bar/ restaurant in Soi 102. Call Colin on 089 238 8397
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Wanted Thai lady in Hua Hin wants to have English lessons. Basic knowledge. Preference Thai teacher. 2 hours/ week every saturday afternoon. Reasonable rates. Call 0866097470 House/Dog Sitter Needed in May, close to beach Hi. I need to find a nice and reliable person to stay in my pleasant 4-br town-home in a very quiet corner of north Hua Hin an easy walk to the beach, while I trot off for a break in Burma. All you have to do is feed, pet, and exercise 2 very attractive and friendly dogs. Wi-Fi, and air-conditioned BR. Dates are from 7 to 27 May. Contact Gary at garyhall771@gmail.com Players required to formulate Lawn Green Bowling League Roll Up from 9.00 Fridays. Contact Lee/ Mick 090 790 5778/ 085 297 3464 Seejays Resort, competitive prices on both food & drink. motorbike and scooter wanted for private buyer. Call 083 851 8226 (English and Thai)
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Business Office/shop with apartment Office or shop space with apartment upstairs near Hua Hin Bakery and G-en-Tung supermarket in Hua Hin. Rent paid until 14 May, 2 years left on contract at 10,000 baht per month. New contract is possible (landlord/lady nice, reasonable folks). Takeover price of 80,000 baht covers cost of glass shop-front and air-con plus security deposit. Available immediately, move-out time required. Also, 2 PCs (SVOA, 500Gb HD, 4Gb ram) with genuine licensed Windows 7 Home Premium, 10,000 baht each. Diverse office furniture negotiable. Call 081 9810192 / 032 511 740
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General driving in thailand? International driving licence valid 5 years 1800 bt. Call 089 5308771 (eng) CAMERA SONY HD Full Movie with case & warranty. Too many options to list, 3 months old cost 15,000 Sell for 9,000 Contact Lance on 089 292 4180 CAMERA POCKET VIDEO HD used only once. Cost 4500 Sell 1500. Contact Lance on 089 292 4180 ROCKING CHAIRS (2) timber with cushions. Good condition 3500 pair. Contact Lance on 089 292 4180 Water Filter Master M7 Water filter unit Master M7, suitable to filter well water for house use, nearly new this is a large unit, for attaching to water feed outside house. 10,000 baht, call Tim on 080 111 8087 2 adjustable reclining lounge chairs never used cost 7000 baht will accept 4000 baht 085 427 3542 Electrolux tumble dryer never used cost 22,000 baht will accept 10,000 baht 085 427 3542 s-cool 3 door drinks fridge, approx. 1 year old. 23,000 baht or p/x smaller fridge. 0861 405301 Electric induction hob cooker, as new. Cook. fry, heat. 3000 baht. 0861 405301 stainless steel industrial gas hob for frying steaks, burgers etc. 5000 baht. 0861 405301 sharp rice cooker, as new. 500 baht. 0861 405301 hardwood patio table with armed six chairs 5x3 for sale 6,000 baht 085 427 3542 KEBAB MACHINES Gas Choice of 2 - 25,000 baht each; Deep Fat Fryer Gas - 10,000 baht; Market Stall Storage Chests - Choice of 3 - 2,500 baht each; Ice Cream Freezer - 9,000 baht; Coffee Counter Completely Fitted, Electrics etc 10,000 baht; Market Stall Tents - 2 x 2mtrs x 2 mtrs. 500 baht each; Market Stall Tents - 1 x 3mtrs x 2 mtrs. 2,500 baht; Four 13kg Gas Bottles 800 baht each; Large Ice Box (120 litres) 1200 baht. Call Jack on 080 780 6771 charbroil gas barbecue with bottle for sale 5,000 baht very good condition 085 427 3542 Teak Wardrobe, solid old teak will last for generations to come. Lots of hanging space and drawers. 200cm L. X 200 cm H. X 60 W. Bereavement sale. Absolute bargain 28,000 baht. Tel Keith 0890702423 Central Hua Hin
General - sports Looking for tennis partner 1 or 2 times/week. Average level. Call Robert 0866097470 Hybred bike GIANT FCR-2 medium 24 speed Shimano Like new 15,000 baht OBO Dennis 0892080055 MOUNTAIN BIKE TREK 4400 medium 24 speed Shimano new tires 11,000 baht OBO Dennis 0892080055 Golf clubs for sale. Cobra S2 Forged irons 4-P with INS Pro Reg steel shafts and tour velvet grips. Were bought last year for 35,000bt but the shafts are not stiff enough for me. Will sell for around 20,000bt. Please call Paul 0861-604-261 or email paul@stylishgolf.com Taylormade TP irons 3-SW for sale with S300 steel shafts and new grips. 2 years old. Will take 16,000bt. call Paul 0861-604-261 or email paul@ stylishgolf.com trek 3900 bicycle for sale. Unused, cost 15,500 new, now 10,000 baht. No offers. Call 081 033 1457 palm hills golf ticket for sale 22 years 150,000 baht 085 427 3542 Mountain bike vgc 4,000 baht. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542.
Palm Hills membership for sale. 22 yrs remaining from Nov 2012. Price inclusive of transfer fee. Only 210,000bt. Service fee has not been paid as yet. Yearly service fee optional 20,000bt. Please contact paul@stylishgolf.com tel. 0861 604 261 thermal surfing wetsuit with separate arm sleeves, med/large 40/42 brand new 5,000 baht. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542. 42ft roach pole with fittings, floats etc, plus professional seat box, octapus tray rests, rollers, etc, 25,000 baht. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542. Assortment of professional fishing rods, (english) offers. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542. Assortment of lefthanded golf clubs, drivers, irons, putters, etc offers. Soi 126 John 085 427 3542. Palm Hills Golf Membership For Sale 90,000bt plus transfer fee. 10 years remaining from November 2012 - October 2022. Please call Paul 0861-604-261 or email huahinhelpme@gmail.com Looking for any Golf Memberships for sale. I have sold over 15 memberships in the last two months. I need
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auto: 4 wheels pluS Wanted. Volvo 940 or 960 LPG auto. luctoscani@ gmail.com Nissan Frontier Navara Calibre pickup. 4 door, black colour, automatic,2010 model. 60,000 km, very good condition. 590,000 baht. Please call 089 0055369
auto: 3 wheels & LESS For sale brand new PCX trims Burgundy color full set make your bike look NEW again after an accident or just to change style 1000 baht. Tel Mick 0852973464 Electric Three Wheeler for sale, in excellent condition, red in colour, no fees or plates required. Asking 26000 baht. Call Noi at 090 796 2487 or email dennoiatchaam@yahoo.com 1996 Kawasaki ZX9R sports bike in red for sale. Has green book, tax and insured to September 2013. Am looking for younger model. Running great and have updated electrics. Regular servicing with all paper records. sale price 140,000bt. Call Paul 0861-604261 or email paul@stylishgolf.com for pictures and info motorbike and scooter wanted for private buyer. Call 083 851 8226 (English and Thai)
PERSONAL & SERVICES Female Dog requires good Home. A beautiful approx 9 month Old Puppy is in need of a good home. She has been vacinated, Spade and Trained. She would suit all.Be good with People whom like walking but not to much, shes happy just walking up the road if suits. likes the garden.Good with other dogs sometimes like to play, as she is still a puppy. I unfortunately have to go back to UK, I WOULD BE PREPARED TO HELP WITH FOOD COSTS IF NEEDED.She will have shampoo,flea-tick
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Property for sale land for sale in Kaeng Krachan/ Hua Hin area. Beautiful area surrounded by mountains and nature. Call K. Surat on 087 169 9204 or K. Natthaphong on 089 547 9843 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.1 m baht. Call John on 085 296 9113
property for Rent rooms to rent in soi 102, one larger than the other at 600 and 750 baht per night or negotiable for long term stays. Call 087 059 8615 for details. budget accommodation at Tik’s Place. Rooms from as little as 499 baht a night. Big discount for long term stay. Call Tik 086 1730956 or David 089 8729746 two bed borfai Villa for rent. Minimum three month rent. 428 sqm land, 150 sqm living, two bath fully furnished, fully equipped Westerm kitchen, washing machine, air con and fans, cable TV, telephone and wifi internet. 25,000 baht per month negotiable on longer term rents. Call 032 523604 or 090 915 6384. Also see pictures and more information on www.awolonline. net/classifieds. Rent Free Houseshare. Top floor room in a threestory townhouse available - must like and be able to take care of my dogs when I am away, pay a share of utilities, and help out in the house. For complete details, go to www.awolonline.net/classifieds/. The contact information is provided in the relevant advert there. Condos for rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. Two identical 28sqm studios near soi 10. WiFi, TV, DVD player, air-con, fridge, kettle, toaster. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, fully equipped gym. From 12,000 baht/ month incl. utilities. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centre Spanish style, fully furnished, Summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available short or long term. franckphuket@ hotmail.com
Property wanted Wanted for a long term rent, 3 bedroom villa, in a quiet area, minimum 120m2 Living area, land size 350-400m2 with either a private pool or communal. Budget MAX 17,000 THB per month. Contact Nigel on 080 100 4194 Wanted Beach Front Villa Looking for a 4+ bedroom, pool villa on the beach, with a good size plot of land. Between Cha Am and Takiab. Cash waiting!! Genuine replies only. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 Wanted Condo for rent Wanted for long term rent: 1/2 Bedroom Condo, with good cooking facilities close to the center of Hua Hin. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 share townhouse in Hua Hin for single person close to town & beach. Rent 4000 baht per month. Contact Frank on 089 916 9910
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Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas
The author of this new section will be familiar to some of the older hands in Hua Hin from her scribblins in the Observer as we welcome Mags to AWOL with her unique perspective of life in Thailand and the UK. Mags lived in Hua Hin from 1999 and left for the UK in 2005, eventually returning to her hometown Hull in 2011. She has been back to Hua Hin a few times since she left, giving her a great insight into how Hua Hin and Thailand is changing, juxtaposed with life in the UK.
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celebrate In the good old days of Don Muang airport there were beautifully carved wooden signs above the entrance tunnels as you disembarked. ‘Welcome to the Land of Smile’. And the sight of one certainly always made me smile. Not only because it was - and still is - always good to be back, but because of the quirkiness of the grammar, which epitomises the Land of Smile. I often wondered if whoever carved the signs got to keep his job, but suspect that he did. After all - what’s the problem with a small mistake like that? This is Thailand - quirks and all. Which is one of the endearing qualities of the place. While trying to embrace what they see as the best aspects of western culture, there are many more customs, rituals, beliefs and strange little ways which are so ‘Thai’ that the average westerner can be left totally bemused. How often do we hear the phrase ‘is Thai way’? Which roughly translated means ‘that’s the way we do it - we don’t need a reason’. And one thing Thai people certainly don’t need a reason for is a celebration. Whether it be a festival, fair or market, or a Buddha day, there is always something going on. Often events are organised at very short notice, and news of them spread just by word of mouth. This impromptu nature not only reflects the need to party, and to do it now, but can also be partly explained by the
climate. Flower decorations have to be made at the last minute. Crops can create sudden surpluses. Someone might suddenly find it is their turn to have that huge cinema screen with which to block the Soi.... it’s a dry night - why not? Other attractions, like the Chonburi buffalo races, and numerous colonies of monkeys, have been purposely developed to appeal to tourists. But when it comes to making the most of a natural resource, Songkran has to beat the lot. An ancient fertility right originally imported from India, the true meaning of Songkran is a perfect mix of sanuk - fun - and sa-ngob - serenity. It is a time to show respect by gently sprinkling Buddha images, and the hands of elders and friends, with flower petal scented water, and to dab a powdery liquid called namob onto faces. It may be us westerners who are really to blame for the escalation of Songkran into a water fuelled version of Blazing Saddles. It may simply be a marketing ploy by the makers of plastic water guns, which always seem to have a built in obsolescence. Whatever it is there are only two options for a farang at Songkran. Either go with the flow or hibernate. I tend to go with the flow. It is fun to join in the processions, and a welcome change from straight laced Western rules to see the Police happily getting their fair share of water along with everyone else. It is also of course that time of the year when it can actually feel comfortable to be soaked to the skin all day. But as we all know there is always a price to pay, and at Songkran especially that price is paid on the roads. Despite the almost non stop round of festivals and special days, together with more Bank Holidays than you can shake a fist at, the majority of Thai people get very few days off. So when Songkran arrives there is a rush to get home to their families for the holiday. Sadly there seems to be no way to deal with the resulting situation, which is now seen as almost inevitable. It really is a ‘Thai way.’ So stay safe and dry, or stay safe and enjoy!
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Results 29th March 2013 Banyan Stableford 43 entered A group: 1st Sam Sheriff 36pts (07); 2nd Usko Roivas 36pts (11); 3rd Karl Westerholm 35pts (11); 4th Bob Bonnar 35pts (10) B Group: 1st Ben Amelsvoort 36pts (19); 2nd Tien Prudon 33pts (32); 3rd Renu Phokchaturat 32pts (20); 4th Christopher Rostron 31pts (17) 26th March 2013 Sawang Stableford 20 entered 1st Karl Westerholm 37pts (11) 2nd Harvey Russell 37pts (18) 3rd David Wallace 36pts (21) 4th Roger Menaldino 35pts (14) 22nd March 2013 Majestic AB Medal / Stableford 43 entered Medal A group: 1st Peter Adams 86 - 14 = 72; 2nd Nitha Dittkuhn 88 - 14 = 74; 3rd John Rouhiala 87 - 13 = 74; 4th Pekka Hogman 86 - 12 = 74
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hua hin/kao takiab ladies Pool League Lord Webb being presented with the winner’s trophy, having beaten off Railway Tavern and Jaew (in 2nd and 3rd respectively). Singles winners were Wad 1st (Muan Bar). Tong 2nd (Jaew Bar) and Vicky 3rd (Sunset)
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P 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30
W 24 22 20 19 18 19 16 14 13 9 7
D 3 4 5 6 7 2 7 4 1 7 8
L +/3 96 4 76 5 98 5 56 5 70 9 58 7 36 12 8 16 -20 14 -2 15 -38
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this week’s fixtures Cup Day 4 5th April 2013 Eagle A v Maria Bar 2 next week’s fixtures No fixtures scheduled New season starts on 19th April but no fixtures available at press time. Individuals competition will take place on two weekends in May.
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results Week 37 3rd April 2013 All Nations 55 v King Bar A n/a JW Red 9 - 10 Limelight Jungle Juice B 7 - 12 P P Bar King Bar B 10 - 9 All Nations GH Pink Panther 14 - 5 Billys A Red Bar 9 - 10 Moonlight Sabai v JW Black n/a SO Bar 15 - 4 Atlantis Tiger Bar 7 - 12 Jungle Juice A
league table Team Moonlight Red Bar P P Bar Jungle Juice B Pink Panther King Bar A Atlantis JW Red Jungle Juice A Sabai Limelight Billys B All Nations GH Tiger Bar King Bar B JW Black Billys A All Nations 55 SO Bar
Fixtures Week 38 10th April 2013 All Nations GH v Billys B Atlantis v JW Red Billys A v All Nations 55 Jungle Juice A v Sabai JW Black v Red Bar King Bar A v Tiger Bar Limelight v Jungle Juice B Moonlight v SO Bar P P Bar v King Bar B
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results Week 12 3rd April 2013 Dolphin Bar v The Lord Webb n/a Hey Hua Hin 5 - 3 The Clansmen Maria 2 4 - 4 Scottie’s Bar Play Sports A - W Eagle Bar The Dutchman 4 - 4 Lucky Shot
D 2 2 4 1 4 4 1 2 0 0
L 0 2 2 5 3 5 6 6 7 10
L 4 5 9 10 12 11 15 15 17 18 19 19 22 22 24 24 25 22 30
+/157 161 118 113 68 87 13 55 -31 -1 -53 -18 -66 -76 -74 -75 -126 -76 -176
Pts 62 60 50 50 48 46 40 36 36 32 32 26 24 24 22 18 18 14 8
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league table P W 11 9 12 8 12 6 12 6 11 4 12 3 10 3 10 2 10 3 12 2
W 31 30 25 25 24 23 20 18 18 16 16 13 12 12 11 9 9 7 4
results Week 1 28th March 2013 Casanova’s 7 - 11 Dara Bar Railway Tavern 11 - 7 Maria’s Squealing Pig 7 - 11 Jaew Bar No game - Lanla Bar
Fixtures Week 13 10th April 2013 Hey Hua Hin v Play Sports Lucky Shot v Dolphin Bar Maria 2 v The Lord Webb Scottie’s Bar v Eagle Bar The Clansmen v The Dutchman Team Maria 2 Lucky Shot Eagle Bar Hey Hua Hin Scottie’s Bar The Dutchman Dolphin Bar The Lord Webb The Clansmen Play Sports
P 35 35 34 35 36 34 35 33 35 34 35 32 34 34 35 33 34 29 34
+/38 32 4 4 0 -4 -12 -18 -20 -24
Pts 20 18 16 13 12 10 7 6 6 4
Team P Dara Bar 1 Jaew Bar 1 Railway Tavern 1 Lanla Bar 0 Casanova’s 1 Maria’s 1 Squealing Pig 1
W 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 1 1 1
+/- Pts 4 2 4 2 4 2 0 0 -4 0 -4 0 -4 0
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P 4 4 4 4 4 3 4 4 4 4 4 4 3 4
W 4 3 3 3 3 2 2 2 1 1 1 0 0 0
D 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 1 1 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 4
+/- Pts 36 8 28 7 20 7 16 7 14 6 6 4 4 4 -10 4 -6 2 -20 2 -22 2 -16 1 -24 0 -26 0
R.I.P BOB NICHOLL
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results Week 26 2nd April 2013 All Nations GH v Hua Hin Miss You 1 n/a Blue Lagoon 8 - 10 Jungle Juice A Buddy Bar 15 - 3 Robin’s Rest 2 CAT Karaoke 12 - 6 CAT Jiggapik Hua Hin Miss You 2 15 - 3 All Nations 55 JW Black 18 - 0 Jaew Bar Jungle Juice B 13 - 5 Robin’s Rest Paradise 2 - 16 Play Sports Lounge fixtures Week 27 9th April 2013 All Nations 55 v Jungle Juice B Buddy Bar v JW Black CAT Jiggapik v Hua Hin Miss You 2 Hua Hin Miss You 1 v CAT Karaoke Jaew Bar v Blue Lagoon Jungle Juice A v All Nations Guesthouse Robin’s Rest v Paradise Robin’s Rest 2 v Play Sports Lounge You can find Week 28 fixtures and all the local sports information on the AWOL website - www.awolonline.net
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P 25 24 25 25 26 23 26 26 25 26 21 25 23 26 23 23
W 24 18 18 18 18 17 14 13 9 9 8 7 7 5 3 3
D 1 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0
L 0 5 6 7 8 5 11 12 15 17 12 17 16 20 20 20
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Pts 49 37 37 36 36 35 29 27 19 18 17 15 14 11 6 6
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sunderland, england New Sunderland manager Paulo Di Canio has moved to address concerns he is a fascist by banning anyone who claims he is a fascist. With many fans of the club still keen to understand if they have borderline dangerous nutjob in charge of their team, reporters have repeatedly asked Di Canio to comment on his previous statements in support of a fascist ideology. However Di Canio has refused to answer such questions, before telling the remaining journalists, “If I was a fascist would I ban journalists who asked questions I didn’t like, or who wrote stories I hadn’t given my full approval for?” “Just because I don’t want you to have the freedom to write what you want, doesn’t make me a fascist.” “We’ll get along just fine as long you do exactly as I say and behave how I want you to.” Supporter groups have defended their new
Left: Di Canio waves to friends in the crowd in his playing days at Lazio after the Rome derby
manager, insisting that just because you say fascist things, and do fascist things, and support fascist things, doesn’t make you a fascist. Season ticket holder Simon Williams told us, “As Paulo himself said, the liberal media in this country have twisted what he said by printing it in its correct context, making his support of fascism seem like an endorsement
of fascism.” “I will be there with the rest of the fans outside the stadium this evening, burning any publication Paulo says is bad for us.” “So call him a fascist if you want. Though to be fair, if he could guarantee 12 points from the next seven games I’d be happy to see the team managed by Bashar al-Assad.”
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