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hua hin, THAILAND Another regular annual fixture is once more looming over Hua Hin as on 28th August the Kings Cup Elephant Polo tournament rumbles into town for the twelfth staging of the event since it began in 2001. The compettion runs for five days, culminating on Sunday 1st September, with the matches and events taking place at the Suriyothai Army Base approximately 20 minutes from the home of the organisers Anantara Hua Hin Resort & Spa , where many related social functions are also being held. Aside from the actual sport, there is a serious side to the event, which is to raise money and awareness for the elephants of Thailand; To date the event has raised almost US$600,000 for projects that better the lives of Thailand’s elephant population, including housing for the mahouts and families, shelters for the elephants and a mobile blood centrifuge and elephant ambulance for the Thai Elephant Conservation Centre. Since 2009 donations have also gone to funding the world’s first ever elephant therapy programme to research the rehabilitation benefits for autistic children. Some of the events aside from the matches are a spectacular opening parade, celebrity matches, Chang Noi Day (Children’s Day) with a baby elephant camp and fun fair, and this year for the first time, Ladies Day with prizes for the best dressed. A Moulin Rouge themed Auction Gala Dinner tops off fundraising efforts with all the proceeds donated to various projects for the betterment of Thailand’s elephants. Admission is free for the matches and more information can be found on the dedicated website at www.anantaraelephantpolo.com or from the Anantara which is located on the right of Phetkasem Road heading north roughly opposite Soi 6.

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stories burning question By Roger Norwood The fire that raged in a couple of Soi Binthabaht bars on Saturday was fortunately doused before it was able to spread further, with reports suggesting that a combination of the efforts of workers at the hotel opposite and the fire department managed to avoid what could have been an absolutely calamitous event, with many wooden buildings in the area. Rumours though did catch fire, and at one point the story had the whole of the street ablaze, leading to some people to start postulating the future of the nightlife area again. Over the years there has been any number of tales told about what is plannedfor the ‘Binthablock’, driven by a combination of a perceived

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official displeasure, supposedly shown by the regular crackdowns on opening hours, and the rapidly escalating rents on properties there. A more likely scenario seems to be that at some point the commercial value of the area will outstrip the ability of the bars to afford to be located there, and individual land owners there will receive offers too good to refuse. Some have rather naughtily suggested that the recent fire may not have been an accident - while this is of course a possibility, as with any fire at a commercial premises, it is down to police and fire experts at the insurance company to determine, along with whether the buildings can be refurbished or require demolition.

It will be a shame for many should the latter have to happen, but as we have seen, and will increasingly see in Hua Hin, there is very little sentiment when it comes to business, money and ‘progress’. Hua Hin is changing, and fast, but this writer still believes it will be quite a long time yet before the bars will disappear from the town centre, although maybe a reduction in numbers will occur naturally. The problem could be though that in time the town centre loses it’s vibrance if the bars are replaced by designer outlets, hotels, opticians and tailors shops, and if that happenned someone might be tempted to set the area ablaze!

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countries, such as Papua New Guinea where some men have had their testicles bitten off,’ Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the Danish museum, said. ‘They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth,’ he told English language news website The Local. ‘And its mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It’s not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden.’ The pacu was similar in appearance to its notorious cousin, the piranha, he said. ‘They are almost identical to the piranha, you couldn’t even tell from the outside. It’s just that they have different teeth. Flatter and stronger, perfect for crushing,’ he added. Mr Carl said that the discovery of one pacu – which is currently undergoing DNA tests to confirm its identity – should not keep Swedish men out of the water. But if more were found in the area, it could become a serious issue, he suggested. ‘This one was the first, but who knows, it’s probably not the last,’ he added. In areas where pacus proliferate, fishermen have reportedly bled to death after losing their testicles to the fish’s crushing jaws.

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the elephant in the room White elephants. These albino pachyderms gave rise to a saying we all use today, when we say ‘it’s a white elephant’, meaning that an items’ value far outweighs it’s usefulness. One definition is ‘ a burdensome possession, creating more trouble than it is worth.’ The origin of these definitions is to be found in Thailand and some other Asian countries, where in ancient times white elephants were regarded as holy, and objects of merit. They were so revered that they were never put to work, and had to be fed special, expensive, foods. Just as all swans in England are traditionally the property of our Queen, so are all white elephants in Thailand the property of the Monarch. The difference of course is that swans can pretty much fend for themselves and aren’t objects of worship. Elephants on the other hand require quite a lot of care and attention, and these days the Royal white elephants are certainly very well cared for. They no longer live in Bangkoks’ palaces, where once they were believed to bring good luck. That tradition was broken by His Majesty King Bhumibol, who was so concerned about the detrimental effects of city life on the elephants that he had them moved to their own rural home. There Thailands’ white elephants are well fed, and bathed twice a day by what is probably a small army of mahouts, generally living out their long lives in stress free idle luxury. Pretty much like most expats aspire to, and certainly much better than some less fortunate grey elephants could ever imagine. But a few centuries ago Royalty had a different solution to the problem of what to do with all those expensive, yet sacred, white elephants. Any King who was unhappy with a subordinate could present his erring subject with the ultimate gift. A quite literal white elephant. A gift which had to be fed and cared for as befitted its’ status. A gift which needed suitable land, with access for people who wanted to worship the animal, as no

doubt many did. The huge cost of providing sanctuary, tons of expensive food, round the clock mahouts and an open house was pretty much guaranteed to bankrupt the recipient of the gift. Job done.

A similar tactic was once used in England, but being a bit short of elephants Tudor kings adopted the strategy of gracing their more wealthy subjects with their presence. It was such an honour for the landed gentry to have their manor houses chosen as Royal weekend holiday destinations, that no expense was spared in getting everything just right. And such was the advance planning of Royal visits that there was plenty of time to add the odd wing or two, a couple of stable blocks and maybe a ballroom. Minstrels and a gallery were obligatory of course, as were extra staff, new furnishings and silverware fit for a King. Many a wealthy Lord or Baron overstretched their budget in an effort to curry favour, only to find themselves left with a White Elephant in the form of a stately home which they could no longer afford.

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results Week 17 12th August 2013 Breakfast Club v TK Roadhouse n/a Casanova Bar v Bobby’s Birds n/a Dolphin Bar v The Squealing Pig n/a Jaew Bar v The Lord Webb n/a Lanla Bar v The Dutchman n/a Muan Bar v The Clansmen n/a Railway Tavern v Sunset Boulevard n/a Sa Sa Bar v Somatch (3D+1) Bar n/a

results Week 14 9th August 2013 Dolphin Bar 4 - 4 Oasis Hua Hin Miss You 2 - 6 Lord Webb JW Black 6 - 2 Hey Hua Hin Maria Bar 1 4 - 4 Lucky Shot A Sofia Hotel 1 - 7 Jaew Bar Sunset Boulevard 5 - 3 The Dutchman The Sports Bar 4 - 4 Maria Bar 2 Friendly - Pa’s Beer Garden v Clansmen n/a

League Table

League Table P 16 16 16 16 15 16 16 14 16 16 16

W 16 11 11 9 9 9 7 6 6 4 6

D 0 3 2 5 3 2 4 3 2 6 2

L 0 2 3 2 3 5 5 5 8 6 8

+/- Pts 78 32 54 25 40 24 32 23 34 21 24 20 20 18 0 15 16 14 -4 14 -26 14

Team Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot A Oasis Maria Bar 2 Hey Hua Hin Dolphin Bar JW Black Lord Webb Sunset B’vard Sports Bar Jaew Bar

Lanla Bar

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1

9

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HHin Miss You 13

P W 13 10 13 7 12 8 13 6 13 8 13 7 12 7 12 5 12 5 13 3 14 3

D 3 6 2 6 2 3 3 2 2 4 4

L 0 0 2 1 3 3 2 5 5 6 7

+/- Pts 44 23 34 20 34 18 26 18 24 18 16 17 12 17 6 12 0 12 -8 10 -22 10

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Dolphin Bar

16 4

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The Dutchman 13

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Casanova Bar

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Clansmen

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10 -38

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this week’s fixtures Week 15 16th August 2013 Clansmen v Hua Hin Miss You Hey Hua Hin v Dolphin Bar Lucky Shot A v Sunset Boulevard Maria Bar 2 v Lord Webb Oasis v Sofia Hotel The Dutchman v JW Black The Sports Bar v Maria Bar 1 Friendly - Jaew Bar v Pa’s Beer Garden

fixtures Week 18 19th August 2013 Bobby’s Birds v Dolphin Bar Breakfast Club v Casanova Bar Sunset Boulevard v Sa Sa Bar The Clansmen v Railway Tavern The Dutchman v Muan Bar The Lord Webb v Lanla Bar The Squealing Pig v Jaew Bar TK Roadhouse v Somatch (3D+1) Bar

FRIDAY DARTS OPEN DARTS COMPETITION Each week you can join in a fun knockout competition at a different venue Friday 23rd August Hua Hin Miss You at 7.30 pm. Friday 30th August Johnny’s 56 at 7.30 pm. Friday 6th September Jungle Juice at 7.30 pm. Info : Martin 090 498 7511 and Oil 087 153 2259

Hua Hin’s only pool bar with THREE 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin

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Team Muan Bar Railway Tavern Jaew Bar The Clansmen Bobby’s Birds The Lord Webb TK Roadhouse Squealing Pig Somatch Bar Sunset B’vard The Dutchman

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next week’s fixtures Week 16 23rd August 2013 Hey Hua Hin v Sofia Hotel Jaew Bar v Hua Hin Miss You Lord Webb v Clansmen Lucky Shot A v JW Black Maria Bar 1 v Maria Bar 2 Oasis v Pa’s Beer Garden The Dutchman v Dolphin Bar The Sports Bar v Sunset Boulevard

results Week 4 8th August 2013 Casanova’s 7 - 11 J Sports Bar Clansmen 11 - 7 Hut Bar Railway Tavern 6 - 12 Maria’s Sasa Bar 8 - 10 Lanla Bar Sinatras 9 - 9 Jaew Bar Squealing Pig 10 - 8 Dara Bar League Table Team Clansmen Maria’s Hut Bar Lanla Bar Sasa Bar J Sports Bar Dara Bar Squealing Pig Railway Tavern Jaew Bar Sinatras Casanova’s

P 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4

W 4 3 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 1 0 0

D 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1

Fixtures Week 6 22nd August 2013 Casanova’s v Lanla Bar Clansmen v Jaew Bar Dara Bar v J Sports Bar Sasa Bar v Railway Tavern Sinatras v Maria’s Squealing Pig v Hut Bar

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L 0 1 1 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 3 3

+/- Pts 16 8 16 6 0 5 4 4 2 4 0 4 -4 4 -8 4 -10 4 -2 3 -6 1 -8 1


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Fixtures No matches scheduled until 28th August league table

league table P 23 23 22 23 23 23 23 23 23 21 22 23 22 22

W 20 20 16 16 15 11 8 7 8 8 5 4 4 3

D 1 1 3 2 3 3 3 4 1 1 0 2 1 1

L 2 2 3 5 5 9 12 12 14 12 17 17 17 18

+/140 138 84 84 60 12 -34 -18 -20 -70 -80 -108 -70 -118

Fixtures Week 24 21st August 2013 Beach Hut Bar v Sunset Boulevard Beer O’Clock Club v Sinatras Bobby’s Bangers v The Bridge Jaew Bar v Hey Hua Hin Maria’s Bar v Lanla Bar Muan Bar v Casanova’s TK Roadhouse v Bobby’s Bar

hash house harriers

results (played early from 4th September fixtures) All Nations GH 10 - 9 Billys B

results Week 23 14th August 2013 Beer O’Clock Club v The Bridge n/a Bobby’s Bangers 8 - 10 Muan Bar Casanova’s 6 - 12 Jaew Bar Hey Hua Hin 9 - 9 TK Roadhouse Lanla Bar 6 - 12 Beach Hut Bar Sinatras 3 - 15 Maria’s Bar Sunset Boulevard 10 - 8 Bobby’s Bar Team Sunset B’vard Maria’s Bar Hey Hua Hin Beach Hut Bar Jaew Bar TK Roadhouse Bobbys Bngrs Muan Bar Bobby’s Bar The Bridge Sinatras Lanla Bar Beer O’Clock Casanova’s

HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE

Pts 41 41 35 34 33 25 19 18 17 17 10 10 9 7

Team Buckleys Moonlight JW Red Jungle Juice B All Nations GH King Bar B King Bar A Pink Panther Tiger Bar Sabai JW Black Jungle Juice A O’Neills Sports Bar Billys B SOMatch Bar Billys A El Murphy’s All Nations 55

P 14 14 14 14 15 13 12 14 14 13 14 14 12 15 14 14 13 13

W 14 12 10 10 10 9 9 8 8 7 6 5 5 5 2 2 1 0

L 0 2 4 4 5 4 3 6 6 6 8 9 7 10 12 12 12 13

+/94 70 58 48 21 37 32 32 12 6 -18 -10 -18 -39 -58 -59 -125 -83

Pts 28 24 20 20 20 18 18 16 16 14 12 10 10 10 4 4 2 0

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A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem! The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering with beer, soft drinks, water and snacks then later to a nearby restaurant for a meal. If you would like to come along then visit the websites at www.cah3.info or www.huahinhhh.com or the Facebook page at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 17th August 2013 @ 4.30 pm – 8th Anniversary Run; CHA-AM H3 Run #211 FROM HUA HIN head north on Phet Kasem Road and after the 223 marker turn left signposted Palm Hills Golf Course/Stamford University FROM CHA-AM head south on Phet Kasem Road and after the 222 marker turn right signposted Palm Hills Golf Course/Stamford University. Zero Odometer and head west crossing the railway and at the junction with Klong Road turn left (HHH sign) – 0.4 km. Head South on Klong Road and take first turning left (HHH sign) – 0.6 km. Continue over bridge and continue to sharp bend left at 1.0 km. and continue onto dirt road to Car Park on Left (HHH sign) – 1.6/1.7 km. If coming from Hua Hin on the Klong Road turn left at the bridge with HHH sign just before Palm Hills Golf Course. GPS coordinates N 12.643671 E 099.951533 or N 12 38.620 E 099 56.492 HARES – Hollow Legs & One-Fer, HASH SNACKS - Dragon Tail. Fees: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free.

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results Week 18 8th August 2013 Birdy Bar 5 - 1 Blue Lagoon 1 Blue Lagoon 2 6 - 0 Butterfly Bar Cha Am Pub 1 - 5 Scandi Resort Cha Cha Bar2 1 - 5 Fiesta Bar 1 Fiesta Bar 2 4 - 2 Cha Cha Bar1 fixtures The season is over. Congratulations to Blue Lagoon 2 for winning, and all the other teams for taking part. Details of the new season will appear here when available.

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P W D L +/- Pts 18 14 1 3 48 29 18 10 4 4 28 24 18 8 6 4 20 22 18 8 4 6 2 20 18 8 4 6 -4 20 18 7 5 6 14 19 18 4 8 6 -14 16 18 5 2 11 -22 12 18 5 2 11 -24 12 18 2 2 14 -48 6


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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

results Week 18 14th August 2013 Buddy Harley 10 - 8 Paradise Corner Bar Dart Flyers 2 15 - 3 Dart Flyers 1 Scandy Resort 5 - 13 Buddy Bar T-C 8 - 10 Blue Lagoon 1 No game - Blue Lagoon 2 FIXTURES The season is over. Congratulations to Buddy Bar for winning and all the other teams for taking part. Details of the new season will appear here when available.

fixtures Week 11 20th August 2013 Blue Lagoon 1 v Johnny’s 56 Buddy Bar v Jungle Juice A CAT Karaoke v Paradise Hua Hin Miss You 2 v Play Sports Lounge

League table

league table

Team Buddy Bar P’dise Corner T-C Buddy Harley Scandy Resort Blue Lagoon 2 Blue Lagoon 1 Dart Flyers 2 Dart Flyers 1

P 16 16 16 15 16 15 16 16 16

W 12 11 9 9 8 7 7 4 0

D 1 1 1 1 1 2 1 0 0

L +/- Pts 3 94 25 4 82 23 6 14 19 5 28 19 7 -4 17 6 54 16 8 -8 15 12 -58 8 16 -202 0

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division 1 results Week 10 13th August 2013 Buddy Bar 18 - 0 Hua Hin Miss You 2 CAT Karaoke 18 - 0 Johnny’s 56 Jungle Juice A 2 - 16 Paradise Play Sports Lounge 0 - 18 Blue Lagoon 1

Team Paradise Jungle Juice A CAT Karaoke Buddy Bar Blue Lagoon 1 HHin Miss You 2 Play Sports Johnny’s 56

P 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

W 9 8 8 5 4 3 2 0

D 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0

L 0 2 2 5 5 7 8 10

+/122 86 58 18 2 -68 -92 -126

10% OFF FOR DARTS LEAGUE PLAYERS division 2 results Week 10 13th August 2013 All Nations 55 10 - 8 CAT Jiggapik All Nations Guesthouse 7 - 11 Hua Hin Miss You 1 Blue Lagoon 2 v Chill Chill Bar n/a O’Neills 5 - 13 Robin’s Rest

Pts 19 16 16 10 9 6 4 0

fixtures Week 11 20th August 2013 Chill Chill Bar v All Nations Guesthouse Hua Hin Miss You 1 v CAT Jiggapik O’Neills v All Nations 55 Robin’s Rest v Blue Lagoon 2

league table Team All Nations GH Blue Lagoon 2 HHin Miss You 1 Robin’s Rest CAT Jiggapik All Nations 55 O’Neills Chill Chill Bar

P 9 9 10 9 10 9 10 8

W 7 6 6 5 4 4 2 2

D 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0

L 2 3 4 4 5 5 7 6

+/- Pts 66 14 38 12 32 12 10 10 -8 9 -32 8 -42 5 -64 4

HUA HIN GOLF Butterfly Rock Golf society

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Results 9th August 2013 Majestic A - B Stableford 24 entered 1st Daniel Bechu 44 pts (09) 2nd Chuck Carriere 39 pts (11) 3rd Kari- Matti Mannikko 38 pts (08) 4th James Purdy 35 pts (16)

RESULTS 14th August 2013 Palm Hills Stableford 18 entered 1st Doug Miller 36 pts (09) 2nd Bernard Lillis 35 pts (21) 3rd Simon Seymour 35 pts (12) 4th Bill Henderson 35 pts (09)

forthcoming fixtures 20th August 2013 Hua Hin Summer Pairs / Stableford 23rd August 2013 Majestic Stableford

12th August 2013 Lakeview CA Stableford 13 entered 1st Geoff G Batt-Rawden 37 pts (08) 2nd Bob Welsh 35 pts (11) 3rd Peter Dunne 34 pts (08) 4th Nigel Guest 33 pts (16) Upcoming Fixtures 19th August 2013 Lakeview CD Stableford 21st August 2013 SeaPines Stableford

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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Results: 9th august 2013 Front 9 - A. Byrne 24 pts Back 9 - W. Henderson 18 pts Overall - W. Henderson - 37 pts (Countback N. Guest, J. Lynch) cha am golf club

The Club welcomes anyone interested in the game of golf. They have Members of all abilities and experience and include men and lady golfers from twelve different nations. Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES August 2013 21st August 2013 Novelty Event 28th August 2013 Club Event

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CHAMPIONSHIP Doncaster v Blackburn 01:45 Leeds v Sheff Wed 18:15 Barnsley v Charlton 15:00 Birmingham v Brighton 15:00 Bournemouth v Wigan 15:00 Burnley v Yeovil 15:00 Derby v Leicester 15:00 Middlesbrough v Blackpool 15:00 Millwall v Huddersfield 15:00 Nottm Forest v Bolton 15:00 QPR v Ipswich 15:00 Reading v Watford 15:00

(all times Thailand) Saturday 17th August 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Liverpool v Stoke 18:45 Arsenal v Aston Villa 15:00 Norwich v Everton 15:00 Sunderland v Fulham 15:00 West Brom v Southampton 15:00 West Ham v Cardiff 15:00 Swansea v Man Utd 23:30 english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Arsenal Aston Villa Cardiff Chelsea Crystal Palace Everton Fulham Hull Liverpool Man City Man Utd Newcastle Norwich Southampton Tottenham Stoke Sunderland Swansea West Brom West Ham

P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

GD 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

PTS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE Partick Thistle v Hearts 01:45 Aberdeen v Celtic 18:30 Hibernian v Dundee Utd 15:00 Inverness CT v Motherwell 15:00 St Johnstone v Ross County 15:00 St Mirren v Kilmarnock 15:00 Sunday 18th August 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Crystal Palace v Tottenham 19:30 Chelsea v Hull 22:00 Tuesday 20th August 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Man City v Newcastle 02:00 Wednesday 21st August 2013 CHAMPIONSHIP Wigan v Doncaster 01:45 thursday 22nd August 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Chelsea v Aston Villa 01:45

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The website address to sign in or sign up is fantasy.premierleague.com/ AWOL CHALLENGE final TABLE 2012/2013 Team GW TOT 1 Mr Cha Aming 58 2,160 2 Dunne’s Destroyers 45 2,110 3 Red and Blue Bangers 61 2,110 4 Beeblebrox 73 2,088 5 Hua Hin United 61 2,055 6 War Pachyderms 48 2,000 7 Frankies 16 51 1,958 8 Heskeys RollerSkates 53 1,917 9 I am....Sasha Fierce 53 1,862 10 LOST CAFE 35 1,822 11 CHANGE NAME 43 1,817 12 Event Horizon 50 1,784 13 Portsmouth City FC 34 1,778 14 AWOL Wanderers 38 1,751 15 Wanderlust United 42 1,725 16 Waslington Rovers 42 29 1,683 17 Changlodge Raiders 45 1,667 18 Racing Thai 32 1,324

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free luis suarez! Luis Suarez quotes Martin Luther King

liverpool, england FOOTBALLER Luis Suarez has delivered an impassioned speech inspired by history’s greatest orators. Standing on the steps of Anfield, the striker deftly interwove the finest moments of Martin Luther King, President Kennedy and Nelson Mandela. He said: “I have a dream that one day Merseyside, sweltering in the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. “Only free men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts, and I am an unwilling prisoner of my misplaced belief that Liverpool could qualify for the Champion’s League. “You should ask not what you can do for your club, but ask your club what it can do for you. “And so I say to you, Pharoah, let my people

Left: Nelson Mandela releases a dove of peace in the hope that he will be spared any more misquotes

go!” The player then launched into a high-spirited rendition of The Special AKA’s (Free) Nelson Mandela, with the South African leader’s name replaced by Luis Suarez. He was joined by surprise guest Wayne Rooney, who provided

improvised toasting about the horrors of slavery and every man’s need to be free. Neither man has yet submitted an official transfer request because it would mean losing their loyalty bonus, which the Premier League has confirmed is to be renamed the Irony Bonus. Quizzed on how he would react to Liverpool allowing him to talk to other clubs, Suarez said: “I will shout ‘Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty I am free at last.’ And then I will sign a six-year contract with my new club.” An ailing Nelson Mandela, on hearing his words had been quoted by a footballer, told his family: “I am ready to die now.”

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