AWOL Issue 245

Page 1

Property

23 August 2013

FREE weekly issue 2 45

Noticeboard Information Codeword Stuffed

down to Victor earth

guesthouse open 24/7

Naresdamri Rd. opposite Brasserie de Paris

plane crashes on beach

hua hin, THAILAND A small plane crash landed on the beach about 600 metres from Hua Hin airport on Wednesday morning in what appears to have been a technical problem. There was heavy damage to the plane (pictured below) which was an Austrian-built Diamond DA40 Diamond Star, a four-seat, single engine, light aircraft often used by flying schools. It is not known if the plane was being used to instruct a pilot on this occasion.

Rooms/family suites in heart of Hua Hin a/c, lcd tv, dvd player, fridge, free premium wifi, cable TV www.victorguesthousehuahin.com

GET RACING FROM ONLY 400 BAHT!

Two men were aboard the plane when it crashed, but thankfully neither were reported to have suffered any injuries. A witness said the aircraft appeared to malfunction shortly after takeoff. The fuel tank was emptied in the immediate aftermath of the crash by staff from the airport, to avoid any possibility of a fire or an explosion. There is an ongoing investigation to determine the cause of the incident.

OPEN EVERYDAY 10.30AM - 7PM, LATE NIGHT BY APPOINTMENT Call 032 547 199 (Office) or 081 817 3000 (Mobile) Soi 2, Phetchkasem Road opposite Hua Hin Airport

www.gokarthuahin.com


Visit www.awolonline.net

W!

NE

hiltON street (down to the Pier) Tel. 032 511564

BEER O’CLOCK IS FOR SALE!

Profitable walk-in business in up and coming Khao Takiab

10 room guesthouse,large bar/restaurant with 2 plus 3 year lease.

Offers considered around 1.2m baht. Call 085 651 1098 for more information.

victor

residence

aussie bar

Email: victor.residence@gmail.com

Khao Takiab

Guesthouse & Restaurant

daily - weekly - monthly air con, lcd tv, dvd, wi-fi, fridge, cable, terrace with sea view

Thai & Western Meals from 9am to 10pm Daily including all day breakfast

THE

BRIDGE KHAO TAKIAB

Try the Grilled Seafood and more at our new restaurant

Right fork past the police station and we are 100m further on the left over the bridge

Tel. 089 586 1700

Takeaways/Bookings Call 087 599 1913

Live sports on cable/ satellite Aussie Rules, English Soccer, Rugby Union and League

Accommodation from 500 baht/ Day Big Discounts for Weekly Monthly rates available

NOW AVAILABLE at

Stowford Press 500ml Cans (฿140)

2

Westons Cider

Old Rosie 330ml Bottles (฿160)

Brains of Cardiff SA Bitter and Black Stout 440ml Cans (฿170)

Bar & Restaurant

Online Room bookings via Agoda

CHA AM PUB & RESTAURANT CLOSED FOR REFURBISHMENTS UNTIL THE END OF AUGUST WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

The Lord Webb supports

The Hutsadin Elephant Foundation

Contact: Tui 0890-492141. Robert 0895-488003. Email lord_webb@hotmail.com

252/6 Jai Ai Road, Cha Am www.chaampub.com Ph: (Eng) 0822 510 871

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

AWOL PAGE 3

have a mythical time at the atlantis club!

AWOL with Bea

Photos courtesy of www.pacicbeauty.tv

3

Join the AWOL forum


Visit www.awolonline.net

WEATHER

AND TIDES

BROUGHT TO YOU BY LIN’S CAFE NOTED FOR FRESH AIR AND FUN

World weather (23-8-13)

4

CITY Amsterdam Ankara Athens Auckland Beijing Berlin Buenos Aires Cairo Chicago Copenhagen Dubai Dublin Geneva Helsinki Ho Chi Minh City Hong Kong Islamabad Jakarta Jerusalem Johannesburg Karachi Kuala Lumpur London Madrid Manila Mexico City Moscow Mumbai New Delhi New York Oslo Paris Perth Phnom-Penh Rio De Janeiro Riyadh Rome San Francisco Seoul Shanghai Singapore Stockholm Sydney Taibei/Taipei Tokyo Vancouver Vientiane Yangon Zurich

Min. Max. Weather 12 22 Showers 15 31 Bright 24 32 Cloudy 7 16 Showers 22 33 Fine 13 23 Cloudy 7 12 Rain 25 35 Fine 21 28 Cloudy 12 21 Cloudy 33 44 Clear 13 20 Cloudy 12 27 Cloudy 11 20 Clear 24 33 Thunderstorms 27 29 Thunderstorms 26 34 Partly Cloudy 23 33 Rain 20 30 Fine 7 22 Fine 26 31 Cloudy 25 33 Showers 18 22 Rain 22 37 Fine 26 29 Drizzle 13 21 Thunderstorms 15 25 Rain 25 31 Rain 24 34 Thunderstorms 22 31 Cloudy 12 20 Chance of Rain 17 29 Fine 10 23 Partly Cloudy 24 33 Chance of T-storms 16 31 Mist 26 43 Partly Cloudy 19 30 Cloudy 14 18 Cloudy 24 30 Rain 28 34 Cloudy 25 33 Cloudy 8 20 Clear 10 20 Cloudy 27 30 Rain 26 34 Cloudy 14 24 Fine 23 30 Thunderstorms 24 29 Thunderstorms 12 25 Fine

Lin’s Cafe

Open Every Day from 7.30am Big Breakfasts - Low Price Roast Dinners from 180 baht Tel: 089 797 1502 Phetkasem Road, near Soi 80

Local Forecast AND TIDES Rain Conditions Temp. °C Tides (mm) High Low High Low Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday

0 0 0 0 2 2 3

Cloudy Remaining cloudy Pleasant with sun & clouds Mostly cloudy A stray thunderstorm Sun through high clouds Sun through high clouds

29 29 30 32 33 33 33

25 25 25 25 25 25 25

06:58/ 19:44 07:57/ 19:58 08:53/ 20:10 09:52/ 20:21 11:01/ 20:30 20:31 20:12

01:28/ 13:02 01:59/ 13:36 02:31/ 14:07 03:04/ 14:32 03:40/ 14:49 04:18 05:05

thailand weather (22-8-13) Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Aranyaprathet 24 °C 92% Rain Bangkok 25 °C 89% Light Rain Bhumibol Dam 24 °C 94% Thunderstorm Bua Chum 24 °C 90% Thunderstorm Chaiyaphum 25 °C 83% Rain Chanthaburi 26 °C 83% Light Rain Chiang Mai 28 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Chiang Rai 26 °C 83% Light Rain Chumphon 28 °C 72% Cloudy Hat Yai 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Kam Paeng Phet 26 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Kanchanaburi 26 °C 87% Rain Khanom 30 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Khlong Yai 25 °C 90% Thunderstorm Khon Kaen 25 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Ko Lanta 27 °C 79% Scattered Clds Ko Samui 30 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Ko Sichang 25 °C 89% Light Rain Krabi 27 °C 79% Scattered Clds Laemchabang 25 °C 89% Light Rain Lampang 28 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Lamphun 28 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Loei 26 °C 83% Light Rain Lop Buri 26 °C 89% Light Rain Mae Hong Son 27 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Mae Sariang 25 °C 78% Thunderstorm Mae Sot 24 °C 85% Thunderstorm Mukdahan 24 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Nakhon Phanom 24 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Nakhon Ratch. 26 °C 78% Cloudy Nakhon Sawan 26 °C 91% Thunderstorm Nakhon Si Tham. 28 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Nan 25 °C 100% Mostly Cloudy

Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Narathiwat 28 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Nong Khai 27 °C 89% Mostly Cloudy Pattani 31 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Pattaya 25 °C 89% Light Rain Phayao 26 °C 83% Light Rain Phetchabun 26 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Phetchaburi 25 °C 94% Light Rain Phitsanulok 26 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Phrae 28 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Phuket 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Prachin Buri 26 °C 89% Light Rain Prachuap K.khan 25 °C 94% Light Rain Ranong 27 °C 77% Thunderstorm Rayong 26 °C 83% Light Rain Roi Et 25 °C 86% Thunderstorm Sakon Nakhon 24 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Sattahip 26 °C 83% Light Rain Satun 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Songkhla 31 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Suphan Buri 26 °C 89% Light Rain Surat Thani 28 °C 70% Overcast Surin 24 °C 90% Thunderstorm Tak 24 °C 94% Rain Takua Pa 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Tha Tum 24 °C 88% Thunderstorm Tha Wang Pha 25 °C 100% Mostly Cloudy Thong Pha Phum 25 °C 83% Thunderstorm Trang 30 °C 62% Mostly Cloudy Ubon Ratchathani 26 °C 89% Mostly Cloudy Udon Thani 26 °C 83% Mostly Cloudy Uttaradit 26 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Wichian Buri 25 °C 92% Thunderstorm

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

siamese

stories care free By Roger Norwood Living in Thailand can definitely have strange effects on people sometimes, and this also extends to those just visiting too. An example of this was presented to me this week and got me wondering why it is that people will do or say things here that they would never dream of repeating in their home countries. The trigger for rhis week’s article was a question I was asked by an English visitor, as he enquired whether he and his family needed to wear crash helmets as they rode their scooters into town. What struck me was that had we been in the UK the question would not arise - everybody knows both the physical and legal risk of not wearing a crash helmet, and while it

tell your tales in thai with fun and easy tutoring

Don’t Be Tongue Tied! Fun, Easy and Affordable 1-on-1 Private Thai Lessons 080 321 5889 kamonphan.m@gmail.com

is perhaps understandable to enjoy the thrill of the wind in your face and a cooler head it will almost certainly land you in trouble. So what is it about Thailand that leads people to ignore what they would normally do back home? There are countless examples of people buying property or businesses without carrying out due diligence or even employing a lawyer, and sometimes even without seeing the property! Is it a psychological thing where they feel a sense of freedom and choice that they don’t have at home? Is it the carefully nurtured image that Thailand is a friendly, smiling place where nothing should worry you? Or the ‘holiday syndrome’ where people do just throw their cares

away and try to forget about rules and common sense? Given that this doesn’t just seem to effect tourists but also expats the last one is unlikely, and we are all guilty of it in smaller or larger doses, and maybe it is not just Thailand but anywhere we go away from our own country. Maybe it is the feeling that no one knows us and we can escape the identity we have at home - certainly there are plenty of expats who have reinvented themselves, some to the point of creating a completely fabricated past - how many of you have met others claiming to have been former members of the SAS for example? With all the counterfeit goods that are notoriously available here, it seems like some of us are also fakes.

5

Join the AWOL forum


e

10

%

O F

F

!

v a A l b a W u id ls ff t O o a o2 L n l ly o 9/ ta 8 (d v /13 r e a in r t k n s n o t in c lu d e d )

Visit www.awolonline.net

m

Public House and restaurant

new! kepplers irish cider

on draught just 150 baht a pint Plus thatchers cider in bottles all day breakfast from 8.30am sunday roast available every day childrens menu Luxurious suites overlooking the beach, large outside sun terrace and free WIFI

www.buffalobillshuahin.com

info@buffalobillshuahin.com

Located on the corner of Chomsin/ Naresdamri rd by the fishing pier For bookings or more information call 085 291 8685, 080 727 4710 or fax 032 530087

weird NEWS

6

Motorbike/ Scooter Wanted for Private Buyer Call 083 851 8226 (Eng/Thai)

new york, usa Man steals $210,000 from parking meters – all in loose change A man has been jailed for stealing more than $210,000 (6.3 million baht) from parking machines across New York - entirely in loose change. James Bagarozzo, who is a parking meter repair man, worked in Buffalo for more than 30 years and serviced its 1,200 meters. The 58-yearold rigged dozens of machines so deposited quarters never dropped into the coin canister – allowing him to steal the money for himself. FBI investigators found around $47,000 (1.4m baht) in cash and quarters in Bagarozzo’s home, including $40,000 (1.2m baht) hidden in his bedroom ceiling. Over an eight-year period, the parking meter perp used bags in his car or his deep-pocket work trousers to take the money home. He would then roll the change in coin wrappers and exchange them for bank notes. The FBI said the bank never questioned him because he said he had a friend in the vending machine business. Special agent Rob Gross of the FBI Buffalo division, who investigated the case, said: ‘When he went to work, half of his day was spent stealing from the city. He developed such a good relationship with the bank

tellers that they eventually gave him boxes to use that held exactly $500-worth of quarters. He went to the bank several times a week with a $500 box of quarters and got cash in return.’ Bagarozzo has been jailed for two-and-a-half years and former colleague Lawrence Charles, who stole $15,000 (450,000 baht) in quarters, has been arrested. Bagarozzo said he started stealing the coins when he became ill and was concerned about how he would financially provide for his wife and two teenage daughters. He was diagnosed with Crohn’s Disease, which is a type of inflammatory bowel disease, in 2003. texas, usa Guns n’ Sofas: World’s first bulletproof couch has gun vault underneath cushions An American company has started developing what it considers to be the world’s first bulletproof sofa and gun safe. The ‘CouchBunker’, whose patent is still pending, comes in an array of colours and coverings and boasts the ability to store 30 rifles. Its cushions can also act as shields – stopping a .44 Magnum at point blank range, according to bedgunsafe.com.

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

Bobby’s British Breakfast Foods UK Sausages, Ham, Bacon, Pies, Teas etc.

SERVED UP BY...

Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473

A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... Pell-mell Pall Mall, which is best-known now as the name of a In disorderly confusion; with reckless haste. There are various early uses of pell-mell, which have street in central London which runs between St James’s slightly different meanings. The general sense though is Street and Haymarket - previously a small alleyway. of people charging about ‘like chickens with their heads That name was coined from the name of the game pall mall (a game played with a ring and mallet), which was cut off’. Sir Thomas North, in his 1579 translation of Plutarch’s played in the alley. Lives of the noble Grecians and Romanes, used the term On the face of it pell-mell and Pall Mall are derived separately and are unrelated. There are early records to mean ‘in disordered confusion’: “He entred amongest them that fled into their Campe though, from Samuel Pepys and others, of both the game and the alley being called pell mell. Whether the game pelmel, or hand overheade.” The first record we have of the term being used with our was disorderly and confused and the name was coined currently accepted spelling is in Shakespeare’s Richard from that is speculative. It may be that the similarity between the two is merely coincidence, backed up by III, 1594: “March on, ioine brauelie, let vs to it pell mell, If not to indifferent spelling. heauen then hand in hand to hell.” The expression is derived directly from the French Is there an English phrase or saying that pêle-mêle, which has the same meaning as the English you would like to know more about? variant. This was an adaptation of the Old French pel et Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net melle (melle means mix; pel may derive from the Old French pesle, meaning to run or bolt). There is a possible association between pell-mell and

45

Belgian Coffee Shop and Restaurant Open from 11 am - kitchen open from 12 noon to 10pm Closed on Thursdays

Coffee Shop: We serve the famous and world reknowned Brussels waffles,

Belgian apple donuts and Flemish Pancakes Restaurant: French, Belgian,Mediterranean & Thai cuisine. Spanish Specialty for September “Paella a la Valenciana”. - Grill (BBQ specialties) - Daily lunch from 12:00 to 14:30.

The Belgian chef Patrick (with more than 30 years of experience in Belgium and France, winner of the Horeca Awards 2012, his restaurant in Ghent “Le Clochard” was recommended by the Belgian Restaurant and Food Magazine “Ambiance Culinair” for the years 2010, 2011, 2012, winner of the contest “the best stewed beef of Flanders 2008”), his staff and his reknown Thai chef Prasit Chumpen (former staff of the Marriott hotel) welcome you to our cosy setting with chilled terrace to cherish you with culinary European and Royal Thai delights. “The Place To Be” for people who love tastes on high culinary level for reasonable price. From September we serve “Fondue Bourguignonne”

Address: Phetkasem Road 11/34 at the corner of Soi 45 – Hua Hin Phone: 032 512432 - 087 592 0620 E-mail: 45coffeeshop@gmail.com – FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK Join the AWOL forum

7


Visit www.awolonline.net

AWOL Sudoku

Call 081 649 8361 Email sales@awolonline.net

Puzzle 2

Puzzle 1

Last issue’s solutions

(based on a 52 week booking)

Puzzle 2 (Hard)

Puzzle 1 (Easy)

Each week we have an easy and a hard Sudoku puzzle. Just fill in the empty squares so that each horizontal and vertical line, and each section, has all the numbers 1 to 9.

get this ad from ฿306 a week

8

EXPAT INSURANCE SOLUTIONS Health (up to 85), Car, Motorbike, House, Commercial. Full medical cover for expats worldwide Travel insurance specialist (including as required for Schenghen visas) Soi 94, last unit on left before railway

085 962 2232 or 032 512075 franckracinesiamconsulting@gmail.com www.siam-consulting.asia www.asiaexpatinsurance.com

Power of Love Church Held at the Hilton Resort on Naresdamri Road each Sunday Morning at 10am. Everybody welcome. Snacks/ refreshments after the service.

A Charismatic Holy Spirit Driven Love FILLED Church

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds

Andrew 080 999 3603 เอก 087 351 6156 polchuahin@hotmail.com


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

9

Join the AWOL forum


Visit www.awolonline.net

THE AWOL NOTICEBOARD ble vaila ua Hin a w s no ro H boxe t the Mak inating & l i a m , lam op a ox Sh . Fax, copy ilable. b l i a M i4 va by So also a store rwarding 8 0500 or .com o il 9 mail f 082 2 @hushma in ation huah lucky for inform

gue GRAB THEIR w stho ATTENTION! par ith rest use f k a o This size just 100 of repeing area urant, s r sale m .W a baht per week R Locatedt busine ell est all shop 10 room a d. a ss & b o s Hua t front n beac and gu lished good w h a o H a fu in/Ch f VIP c side o rantee ith lots f r a dt o t Pe h A n e We ll w r 3 ye m. 2 ye do cha tchkas rade. ars orth in b em ars a Tel. asking nd on lease l etween goin eft 08 9 pri S w

ce ee T g 8 i ik’s 08 61 72 97 of 1.4 option th Plac 77 3 46 ( . m e on 010 Eng il.bht ) . Ago (Th) NEW! THE AWOL NOT da b ook ICEBOARD ing is another great way site . to ge

t your message across in AW OL. You can use it to promote your bu siness, a special event, get in touch with someone, advertise something fo r sale or wanted, just about anything yo u can think of! This size note costs ju st 500 baht per week (minimum 4 weeks)

10

sell a car with one of these notes!

ur o l o a c L? t O wan n AW sert u in yo t i Do dver flet wn or a lea ur o and . a o n y g u Try use esi or yo d can hem f for e s w t t ct u n on n i pr onta atio 61 C orm 49 83 f n i 6 081

g? methin o s t s Lo g Pet? Missin finding lp Get he ith the w them ticeboard No AWOL size 150 This k er wee baht p ? hailand t n i g n i driv nal Internatio valid cence driving li 800 bt. 5 years 1 Call ) 771 (Eng 089 530 8

Contact AWOL on 081-649-836 1 or email to sales@a

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds

wolonline.n

et


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

Order at www.phoneforfood.com Call 08 18 48 3000 Skype phoneforfood Delivery charges from 40 baht

Free delivery on orders over 1500 baht Payment in cash or card (via Paypal)

For help email us on info@phoneforfood.com

11

Join the AWOL forum


Visit www.awolonline.net

AWOL codeword

an a to z of good food at let’s eat

Let’s Eat RESTAURANT Open 9am to 9pm English Breakfast and Thai Food Soi 3 Khao Takiab (next to 7-11) Call 082 248 0345 or 089 450 5755

Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track. Apologies for the repeated puzzle last week

Last Week’s Solution

12

A N

B O

C P

D Q

E R

F S

G H T U

I J K V W X

L Y

M Z

the awol website

AWOLonline Forum www.awolonline.net Classifieds Single registration and log in using most Directory social network or email identities Chat in the forum - Free listing in the directory Shop Place a classified - Submit a property - Comment Property on latest posts - Contribute your events Travel and more... Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

Send your jokes to submissions@ awolonline.net and get your name in print! Brought to you by The Railway Tavern

start of the football season There are some horrible people about. I heard a cat crying outside so I opened the door and four Chelsea fans were playing football with it. I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1-0 up. I stopped a guy in the street and said, “Can you help me? I’m looking for a rubbish tip.” He said, “Arsenal to win the Premiership.” Jose Mourinho. “I’ll walk if Chelsea don’t win trophies.” Stephen Hawking. “I’ll walk if Arsenal win trophies.” Rotary Head A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, “I don’t have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!” The man arched an eyebrow. “Anything?” “Yes, anything” the blonde promised. With that, the man said, “Follow me” He walked into the next room and ordered, “Come in and close the door” She did. He then said, “Get on your knees” She did. Then he said, “Take down my zipper” She did. He said, “Go ahead...take it out” She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, “Well... go ahead!” The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly “HELLO..... MOM???

ALL NATIONS

hua hin

guesthouse and bar 12 rooms from 350 baht a night free wifi for guests 032 512747

allnationshuahin@ gmail.com Drop your AWOL Classifieds in here

Railway Tavern

PUB & CAFE HUA HIN SOI 88 085 429 0378

Motorbikes for Rent

Daily, weekly or long term Another Genie joke A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender asks what’s in the bag. The man reaches into it and pulls out a little man, about one foot high, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. Then he pulls from the bag a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! piano concerto 5 “Where on earth did you get that?” says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says...”Here. Rub it.” So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there’s a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. “I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is allowed only one!” The bartender gets really excited. Without hesitating he says, “I want a million bucks!” A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says, “Y’know, I think your genie’s a little deaf...I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.” “Tell me about it!!” says the man... “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”

“The local establishment with local prices” UNLIMITED FRIDAYS! Every Friday from 7 to 9pm

7 to 9pm 399 baht Unlimited refills of Draught Leo or House Wine OR Draught Leo 45 baht per glass and House Wine 70 baht per glass HAPPY TUESDAYS! Every Tuesday 7 to 9pm Vodka or Gin plus mixer just 60 baht!

12/10 Soi Samoprong, Hua Hin Tel. 032-522 418 Located off the canal road north of the traffic lights; turn left at the bridge after the petrol station and right before the 7-11. We are on the right. or 083-317-3008

Join the AWOL forum

13


Visit www.awolonline.net

Under offer from

Bars / Pubs Telephone E-MAIL/WEB Atlantis Club 083 973 9259 Facebook atlantis.huahin Beer O’Clock Aussie Bar 087 599 1913 www.beeroclockclub.com Bobby’s Bar 087 155 7737, 089 985 7473 bobstanley21@yahoo.com Cha Am Pub & Restaurant 082 251 0871 www.chaampub.com Lucky Shot 086 178 1550 aknabe@gmx.net Railway Tavern 085 429 0378 Sinatras 089 238 8397 The Lord Webb 089 049 2141, 089 548 8003 www.thelordwebb.com

14

Restaurants / Food 45 Belgian Coffe Shop & Restaurant All In Hua Hin British Breakfast Foods Buffalo Tavern Hua Hin Ham & Bacon Karoon Restaurant Let’s Eat Lin’s Café Phone For Food S & S Indian Restaurant Terrace 90

Telephone E-MAIL/WEB 032 512432 or 087 592 0620 thehobs.asia@gmail.com 032 530067 www.all-in-huahin.com 087 155 7737, 089 985 7473 bobstanley21@yahoo.com 032 530087, 086 603 5335 info@buffalobillshuahin.com 032 513144, 086 161 9342 www.hamandbacon.co.th 08 45 72 71 90 082 248 0345 or 089 450 5755 www.facebook.com/letseat.hauhin 089 797 1502 08 18 48 3000 www.phoneforfood.com 081 455 5298 narai68@hotmail.com 032 516 587 www.terrace90.com

sports and leisure The Dartman Go Kart Hua Hin

Telephone E-MAIL/WEB 087 155 7737, 089 985 7473 bobstanley21@yahoo.com 032 547 199, 081 817 3000 info@gokarthuahin.com

Property and related services CN Pool Service Hot Property Hua Hin Property and Land Lucky Real Estate Re/max Sopha Land and Houses

Telephone E-MAIL/WEB 081 572 3996 or 086 802 5951 www.cnpoolservice.com 032 533 533 info@hotpropertyhuahin.com 080 100 4194 www.huahinpropertyandland.com 082 298 0500 luckyhuahin@hushmail.com 032-511 740. www.remax.co.th/harmony 083 324 0907 www.sophalandhouse.com

accommodation All Nations Guesthouse & Bar Karoon Guesthouse Victor Guesthouse Victor Residence

Telephone E-MAIL/WEB 032 512747 www.allnationshuahin.com 032 530 242 032 511564 or 089 914 2168 victorguesthouse@gmail.com 032 511564 victorresidence@gmail.com

Services and other Bikes/Scooters Wanted Hua Hin Butler Insight English P.S. Legal Group (Cha Am) Siam Consulting Insurance Thai Tutor

Telephone E-MAIL/WEB 083 851 8226 032 909605 www.huahinbutler.com 032 470 681 or 081 846 9193 www.insightenglish-huahin.com 032 890156 or 080 307 5517 pslegalchaam@gmail.com 085 962 2232, 032 512075 franckracinesiamconsulting@gmail.com 080 321 5889 kamonphan.m@gmail.com

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

to hull

and back

Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas

packing it in Our British readers will be familiar with the saying ‘carrying coals to Newcastle.’ A reference to the futility of doing something - as in transporting coal to a place where it is (or in this case once was) found in abundance. The idea of smuggling rice into Thailand would appear at first glance to fit into the same category as Geordie coal, the only difference being that the land of smiles still has quite a lot of rice of its’ own. Nevertheless the smuggling seems to be happening on a grand scale, with Cambodian and Burmese rice illegally entering the Kingdom at an alarming rate. The reason is pure Thai logic with a pinch of economics thrown in for good measure. In its’ laudable efforts to support the prices paid to farmers for their crops, the Government has succeeded in making Thai rice more valuable than that of its’ neighbours. Meanwhile Thailand has lost its’ position as the Worlds’ largest exporter of rice, and is now in 3rd place after India and Vietnam. At the same time it is sitting on a stockpile of 18 million tones of rice - double the amount it would normally export in one year. Unfortunately Cambodia and Burma, (or Myanmar as we should now call it), while cashing in on Thailands’ artificially inflated prices, are only adding what is allegedly lower quality grain to that stockpile. The concept of stockpiling to increase export prices and redress the balance would be fine for a country holding a high quality product for which there is a high demand. But unless I’m missing something here there are a couple of stumbling blocks. Namely World export ranking, and quality. According to the Managing Director of one leading Thai rice processing company, Cambodian and Burmese rice is indistinguishable from that grown in Thailand. I’m sure we can all sympathise with the dilemma of telling one grain from another, and yet the authorities estimate that the equivalent of 750,000 tons of milled rice is being smuggled in every year. It does sound as though Thailands’ border force has a very similar problem to that of the UKs’, where the number of illegal immigrants is anyones’ guess. But surely rice deteriorates at a much faster rate than an illegal immigrant? There is a tendency in the UK for Provincial newspapers to devote a few column inches to the goings on in their local Magistrates Court every week, and Hull’s local rag is no exception. But unlike some Thai local newspapers there are never any graphic scenes of carnage, and no photos of the arresting officers pointing accusingly at the perpetrator with his stash of stolen or smuggled goods. Which last week was a shame, because it would have

been quite interesting to see the damage caused to a birthday cake valued at £15 (about 700 Baht) which landed its’ assailant in court. Sadly Hull currently tops the league tables as the UK city with the highest crime rate outside of London. Exactly how much of that crime involves food isn’t disclosed, although a good percentage of it must be attributable to the theft of food from supermarkets - a sad sign of the times. Damage to a birthday cake though is probably a first for the Magistrates in this crime ridden city, and I have to wonder how they would react if they saw the fate of the average 700 Baht birthday cake from S & P. The Thai custom of dabbing cream from the top of birthday cakes onto the faces of birthday girls and boys is meant as a gesture of good luck. The origin of the custom remains a mystery to me, and readers suggestions are welcome. But the practice does at least help to reduce the amount of sickly topping left to be eaten, and thankfully doesn’t attract unwelcome attention from the local constabulary, who have far better things to do. Still on the subject of food, how do you like the idea of a flat peach? If that conjures up visions of the fruit version of roadkill I must hasten to assure you that flat peaches aren’t completely flat. They are about 4 or 5 centimetres deep. I encountered them for the first time this week in a well known supermarket. While standing in the queue at the checkout and peering at the contents of other customers trolleys - as you do - it became apparent that the customers at either side of me both had packs of flat peaches. Imagine something resembling a pack of Jaffa Cakes (or Oreos depending on your nationality) but with a clear wrapper displaying half a dozen peaches huddled together in all their fresh fuzzy flat glory. You get the idea. But......why? The checkout lady had no idea either, but said they were selling very well. As were the flat cabbages. There are times when the urge to proceed immediately to an airport without passing go becomes very difficult to resist.

Join the AWOL forum

15


www.huahinpropertyandland.com 080 100 4194 Visit www.awolonline.net

buy, sell, rent or lease, this is the place to do it with ease

Business

Employment

khao takiab guesthouse and bar business for sale, absolute steal at 1.2m baht, as owner wants a quick sale due to medical reasons. 10 rooms, large bar and restaurant area with outside seating. Good location near condos and by the main road. Please call 085 651 1098 for more information. guesthouse for sale - 10 rooms with restaurant, small shop & good parking area. Well established with lots of repeat business and guaranteed trade. Located on beach side of Petchkasem Rd. at front of VIP condo chain between Hua Hin/Cha Am. 2 years lease left with a further 3 years and ongoing option. Well worth asking price of 1.4 mil.bht. Tel. 08 9872 9746 (Eng) 08 6177 3010 (Th). See Tik’s Place on Agoda booking site. CHA -AM BUSINESS premises For Rent or Sale, Narathip Road Cha - Am. Available immediately, a small A/C unit suitable for retail, office or bar. Some equipment incl. fridge and fittings available. Call 0850 773 367 (Mai) or email davidwa@yahoo.com.au. Come and have a look! - 200m from the beach betweenTiger Bar and Laundry. wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000 wanted: furniture, appliances and more for a new guesthouse. We require a drinks fridge, chairs, tables, pool table and any relevant accessories. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115. Khao Takiab Restaurant for sale or partnership. Robin’s Rest is an established and successful restaurant/ bar in Khao Takiab. We would like a partner, but will sell for the right price. Four floors with two fully equipped kitchens, bar area and two dining areas, plus five bedrooms, four bathrooms and lounge fully furnished. Long term lease contract and rent is paid for the next year. Our valuation is 1.2 million baht and are flexible on the payment terms for either sale or partnership. Serious enquiries only, please contact Howard on 0837 889938 or email howard_coates56@yahoo.co.uk

PERSONAL & SERVICES private english tuition by TEFL qualified teacher. All ages. Location to suit. Rates negotiable - please contact Loren on 081 007 6856 or email boscocan88@gmail.com

16

guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115 STAFF WANTED ChaAm: Waiter/Waitress & Kitchen Hand Part Time or Full Time. Very good wages and excellent tips & YOUR chance to work in The best “Pub Restaurant in ChaAm”. Accommodation is available with cable TV & Hot water. 100% of our staff have been with us for more than two years. Your workplace is safe, pleasant & a fun place to be, with mainly Farang customers. Please call (English) 0822 510 871 staff wanted for day and night shifts at bar/ restaurant in Soi 102. Call Colin on 089 238 8397 Staff wanted Female waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710

Wanted Thai lady in Hua Hin wants to have English lessons. Basic knowledge. Preference Thai teacher. 2 hours/ week every saturday afternoon. Reasonable rates. Call 0866097470

General sewing machine in table for sale. Nice piece of furniture with practical use. 4500 baht. Call 089 530 8771. new chest freezer for sale. 5300 baht. Call 089 530 8771. Solid Hardwood Dining room chairs. I have 5 Hardwood Dining room chairs for sale, 2,500 B each. They are brand new, never used. Made of Mai Dang hardwood. Very sturdy. Contact Dave on 083 692 8050 restaurant equipment sale Gas charbroiler 70cm x 70cm free standing works great 11,000 baht or offer; flat top gas grill 80cm x 80cm free standing or counter top 10,000 baht or offer, 2 basket french fryer, free standing or counter top works good 7,000 baht or offer. Call 087 662 4408 2 adjustable reclining lounge chairs never used cost 7000 baht will accept 4000 baht 085 427 3542 Electrolux tumble dryer never used cost 22,000 baht will accept 10,000 baht 085 427 3542

important notice

Please note that from 1st September 2013 there will be a charge for Classifieds in the following sections: auto: 3 wheels & less and auto: 4 wheels plus In addition rates for the Business and Services sections are changing. The charges for these sections will be as follows:

AUTO (all) Items up to 10,000 baht 13 issues 500 baht Items over 10,000 baht 13 issues 1000 baht BUSINESS 4 issues 500 baht & SERVICES 13 issues 1000 baht Placing adverts for these online is also changing with dedicated Motoring and Business Classifieds in their own section of the AWOL website but linked to the existing Classifieds section.

General - sports treadmill with electronic functions for sale. New was 35,000 baht, will accept 15,000 baht. Call 089 530 8771. SPRINGFIELD GOLF FAMILY LIFE MEMBERSHIP for sale 200,000 baht ono plus 107,000 baht transfer fee telephone 081 088 5313 king cobra baffler rescue club 1r 16deg still shaft. Like new 3500 baht. 086 893 2926. wanted vokey wedge. 086 893 2926 Brand new Nike 4 H Hybrid club for sale. Fubuki graphite R flex shaft. Never been used. 3500baht. Call 0838133585. Taylormade TP irons 3 - SW with S300 steel shafts and new grips. Two years old. Will accept 14000bt ono. Please call Paul 0887821859 or email paul@stylishgolf.com Golf Memberships for sale. Have a variety of golf course memberships for sale mainly at Palm Hills and Springfield. Make an offer and we will see if the owner accepts. Please call Paul 0887821859 or email paul@stylishgolf.com SPRINGFIELD GOLF LIFE Membership for sale 200,000 baht plus 107,000 baht transfer fee telephone 084 884 0547 Golf woods and irons for sale; Ping Driver Rapture V2, R Flex 6,000 Baht; PING 5 wood Rapture V2, S Flex 5,000 Baht; PING Irons ISI Copper 3-SW, Cushin Steel Shaft 7,000 Baht; Titleist Driver 907 D1, S Flex 5,000 Baht; TailorMade Driver Ti Bubble2 2,000 Baht; Callaway 3 Wood Great Big Bertha 2,000 Baht. Contact Jan Fridberg 086 997 4572 SPRINGFIELD GOLF LIFETIME Membership for sale 225,000 baht + Transfer Fee 107,000 baht. Email: aromaresponse@hotmail.com, Tel: 089 539 7283. Hybred bike GIANT FCR-2 medium 24 speed Shimano Like new 15,000 baht OBO Dennis 0892080055 MOUNTAIN BIKE TREK 4400 medium 24 speed Shimano new tires 11,000 baht OBO Dennis 0892080055

auto: 3 wheels & LESS Honda Wave/JRD 125cc for sale. Perfect little used motorcycle to putt around town. Honda Wave & JRD mix 125cc. I have recently replaced the speedometer cable, the front disc brake line & gas line. At 15,000 baht it’s the best deal around. Contact me at 086-150-7060 or jesslivinthai@yahoo.com - locally at Soi 41 in Hua Hin. Motorbike/ Scooter Wanted for Private Buyer. Call 083 851 8226 (Eng/Thai) Kawasaki Ninja ZX9R sports bike for sale. All green book and services accounted for. For 140,000bt you are buying a machine that will go from 0-60 in 3 secs and carry on going upwards of 250kmph. Call now for a test ride. Please call Paul 0887821859 or email paul@ stylishgolf.com Smart looking motorbike with a sidecar, and a roof-top. Nice and comfortable seating for people to go with. Perfect for traveling to the golf-course etc. The motorbike is a Honda Wave R,4-stroke, 125cc. 28,000 baht ono. Call Mikael 086-392 3557. Honda Phantom 2007 low mileage 200cc. Beautiful condition and very well maintained, with green book. Less than 3000 miles on the clock. 65,000 baht OVNO. Genuine sale. Phone: 086 760 2246

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds


www.huahinpropertyandland.com 080 100week 4194 Advertise here from only 40 baht per

auto: 4 wheels pluS 2005 Chevy Optra for sale. 115K on speedometer. Good shape 300,000 baht. Call 086 668 1896 Great Fun Jeep For Sale Well maintained and completely refurbished four seater yellow Willy’s Jeep for sale. Two litre Toyota diesel engine. Looks great and drives great! Also has radio/CD player. All documents in order and taxed until February 2014. Must be seen to be appreciated! 375,000 baht - offers considered. Call 032 523604 or 084 205 6576 to make an appointment with Jasmine the Jeep! Volvo 940 for Sale. Spare or repair Volvo 940 for sale, body and interior needs attention, but running, needs a few minor repairs i.e air con, fuel gauge. No paperwork but can be taxed and insured for around 3,000 baht a year. Maybe a project for somebody who knows something about cars. 50,000 baht. Will accept near offers. Contact Karen 086 043 0975 Wanted. Volvo 940 or 960 LPG auto. luctoscani@ gmail.com

property for Rent Stunning Pool Villa in Soi 102; 25,000 per month. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. lovely House for rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 rooms to rent in soi 102, one larger than the other at 600 and 750 baht per night or negotiable for long term stays. Call 087 059 8615 for details. two bed borfai Villa for rent. Min 3 month rent. 428 sqm land, 150 sqm living, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully equipped Westerm kitchen, washing machine, air con and fans, cable TV, telephone and wifi internet. 25,000 baht per month negotiable on longer term rents. Call 032 523604 or 090 915 6384. Also see pictures and more information on www.awolonline.net/classifieds. Condos for rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. Two 28sqm studios near soi 10. WiFi, TV, DVD player, air-con, fridge, kettle, toaster. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, fully equipped gym. From 12,000 baht/ month incl. utilities. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361

Property for sale Properties with an asterisk (*) have more details in Property Marketplace on p 25. *great value canal road home; 2.6m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. *end terrace townhouse in popular area; 3.75m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. *large bungalow near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. *villa on large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. beautiful new houses on quiet project;from 3m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. attractive house on small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. three bed house in lovely location; 4m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Delightful small house in Hua Hin; just 1.8m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.

Exclusive Villas On New Project from 4.1m baht.. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Four Bed Villa On Stilts 4.9m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Two Bed House On Stilts 3.6m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Stunning House In South Hua Hin 7.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. two bed apartments in Hua Hin with great facilities; 3.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. pool villa overlooking lake in Hua Hin, 2 bed; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. great value house, 2 bed with small pool off soi 112; 2.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. european style villa, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large house/land near Palm Hills, 4 bed; 4.5m baht.Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin. com or call 089 530 8771 for details. stunning L shaped Borfai bungalow; 9.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Beautiful two storey house in Hua Hin; 12.5 m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin. com or call 089 530 8771 for details. land for sale in Kaeng Krachan/ Hua Hin area. Beautiful area surrounded by mountains and nature. Call K. Surat on 087 169 9204 or K. Natthaphong on 089 547 9843

commercial property *modern shop and apartment for sale. 3.5 m baht Fully owned, no lease. Contact owner on 085 542 2918 or 2919. More details on www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com popular restaurant business for sale in Hua Hin; 3.7m baht. More details on luckyhuahin.com central hua hin bar for sale. Great opportunity in the heart of the nightlife area. Rent paid until December 2013 and locked in at the same rate for five years. Well established for over 8 years this has often been one of the busiest bars in town. Offers in the region of 3 million baht wanted - contact 081 649 8361 if you are a serious buyer. sunrise coast commercial properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.

PLEASE LET US KNOW VIA EMAIL IF YOUR CLASSIFIED OR ONE YOU HAVE ENQUIRED ABOUT IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE. THANK YOU. CONTACT classifieds@awolonline.net Join the AWOL forum

Property wanted up to seven rai of land wanted with good mountain view. We have a buyer waiting for the right location. Please contact realestate@luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 House and land wanted. Does your Thai friend or family have a dilapidated house on land to offer? In or somewhat close to Hua Hin? I need something that I can rebuild slowly on my small monthly pension. Please call Martin at 084 757 1483 Wanted for a long term rent, 3 bedroom villa, in a quiet area, minimum 120m2 Living area, land size 350-400m2 with either a private pool or communal. Budget MAX 17,000 THB per month. Contact Nigel on 080 100 4194 Wanted Beach Front Villa Looking for a 4+ bedroom, pool villa on the beach, with a good size plot of land. Between Cha Am and Takiab. Cash waiting!! Genuine replies only. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 Wanted Condo for rent Wanted for long term rent: 1/2 Bedroom Condo, with good cooking facilities close to the center of Hua Hin. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 share townhouse in Hua Hin for single person close to town & beach. Rent 4000 baht per month. Contact Frank on 089 916 9910

Placing a FREE classified with AWOL

Option 1: register or log in at www.awolonline.net/classifieds and place your advert there; Option 2: email to classifieds@awolonline.net;

Option 3: write the details clearly in BLOCK capitals on paper and deliver to staff at All Nations Hua Hin, Dechanuchit Road. The deadline for guaranteed inclusion in that week’s issue is 6pm on Tuesday. All adverts are free except adverts for Property For Rent or Sale, Business or Services. Free ads will be included for at least four weeks automatically. Please use our online Classifieds to enhance your chances of a successful ad. Business and Services ads are charged at the following rates: Up to 50 words: 500 baht for 13 issues. Additional words charged at 20 baht per word for 13 issues. Example: 60 words charged at 500 plus (10 x 20)=700 baht for 13 issues. Please note that paid ads placed online can have up to 1000 words and 8 images depending on which plan is selected. Contact classifieds@awolonline.net for further information or to place an advert.

property for sale or rent

The options for Property adverts are a fixed fee and/or commission deal in the paper, on our website and at the Lucky Real Estate office. Contact property@awolonline.net or realestate@luckyhuahin.com for details.

17


Visit www.awolonline.net

MONEY & INFORMATION don’t sweat it! get your hard work done by...

Useful Numbers

overseas calls information

18

REVERSE CHARGE CALLS The list below is the free number you need to call to connect to an operator of that country to request the reverse charge call. ARGENTINA 001-999-54-1000/ 2000 AUSTRALIA 001-999-61-1000/2000 AUSTRIA 001-800-28787421 BAHRAIN 001-999-973-1000 BRUNEI 001-999-673-1000 CANADA 001-999-15-1000/2000 DENMARK 001-999-45-1000 FRANCE 001-999-33-1000 GERMANY 001-999-49-1000 HAWAII 001-800-865-8424 HONG KONG 001-999-852-1086 INDONESIA 001-999-62-1000/2000 ISRAEL 001-999-972-1000/ 2000 ITALY 001-999-39-1000 JAPAN 001-999-811-0051 KOREA 001-999-82-1000/2000/2001 MACAU 001-999-853-1000 MALAYSIA 001-999-60-1000/4000/4001 MALTA 001-999-356-1000 MEXICO 001-999-52-1000 NEPAL 001-800-977-1-9999 NETHERLANDS 001-999-31-1035 NEW ZEALAND 001-999-64-1066 PHILIPPINES 001-999-63-1000/3000/6000 PORTUGAL 001-999-351-1000 RUSSIA 001-999-7-1000 SINGAPORE 001-999-65-0000/2008 SOUTH AFRICA 001-999-27-1000 SPAIN 001-999-34-1066 TAIWAN 001-999-886-1000 U.A.E. 001-999-971-1000 U.K. 001-999-44-1066 U.S.A. 001-999-1-1111/2001/2002 AWOL would like to thank the staff at CAT in Hua Hin for providing the above numbers. FREE CALLS If your mobile phone or device and that of the person you are calling supports it, you can use a number of apps to make free calls anywhere, with the best known being Skype and Viber. cheap calls The mobile phone operators offer special numbers to prefix an international number to get cheap rate international calls. More information call True 1331 AIS 1175 DTAC 1678

Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018 CAT 032 511 350 Local Consular Representatives CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org

Exchange Rates (21-8-13) TT Buying rate Currency Baht US Dollar 31.61 Pound Sterling 49.41 Euro 42.32 Japanese Yen 32.36 Malaysian Ringgit 9.18 Singapore Dollar 24.62 Brunei Dollar 23.88 Chinese Yuan 5.14 Indonesian Rupiah 2.72 Indian Rupee 0.46 Korean Won 0.03 Australian Dollar 28.44 New Zealand Dollar 24.96 Swiss Franc 34.33 Danish Krone 5.67 Norwegian Krone 5.29 Swedish Krona 4.86 Canadian Dollar 30.23 UAE Dirham 7.07 Bahrain Dinar 61.08 Omani Rial 60.15 Qatar Riyal 6.95 AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, regarding these rates and shall not be liable for any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS If you want to drink, that’s your business, if you want to stop, we can help.

www.aathailand.org

Meetings every day in Hua Hin.

Call to speak to an AA member: Davies - 0870 620 098 Henrick - 0879 083 285 Loren - 081 007 6856

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

your ad here from ฿66 a week Call 081 649 8361 Email sales@awolonline.net

Last issue’s solution

Across 8. Tiny aperture (7) 9. Kid leather (5) 10. Insane (5) 11. Template (7) 12. Upon (4) 13. Foot soldiers (8) 16. Illness (8) 19. Main island of Indonesia (4) 22. ------- Ffestiniog

(7) 23. Person who dresses stones (5) 24. Lute of India (5) 25. Scottish town (7)

Down 1. Roomy (8) 2. Whole (6) 3. Welsh county (5) 4. Form of bowling (3-3) 5. Smokers receptacle (7) 6. Vanquish (6) 7. Legume (4) 14. Longing (8) 15. Entrap (7) 17. Intones (6) 18. Resembling a stub (6) 20. Soak up (6) 21. Suggest (5) 22. Nonsense (4)

The

Falafel

on the tracks

we have moved!

Professional Maintenance for your Swimming Pool • • • • • • • • •

Twice weekly service (more for extra fee) Test water for correct chemical levels Add chemicals as required Clean and scrub tiles Vacuum pool/ spa Adjust water level Backwash filters Empty pump and skimmer baskets Inspect and maintain equipment Example price: 6 x 3 metre pool just 1500 baht a month Contact us NOW for a free inspection and quote for your pool or spa

Call 081 572 3996 or 086 802 5951 Email info@cnpoolservice.com Website www.cnpoolservice.com

Join the AWOL forum

Authentic Middle Eastern and Thai Cuisine All Food Vegetarian No Preservatives Open 6pm - late Closed Mondays For orders call

088 542 5675

We are located on Soi 88, over the railway track in the food market on the left behind the 7-11

19


Visit www.awolonline.net

balloon chasers

Get an insight to the happenings in and around the area

Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline. net, contact All Nation’s Bar and Guesthouse or join the AWOL forum and post details of events there. recently added and coming soon

Cantaloupe Island, Soi 61; Every Friday from 8pm Mexican Jam Night organised by Margaritas specials on Mexican food, beer and Margaritas Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Saturday 24th August from 7.30pm till late Bobby’s Birthday Party Live Music, Free food, Free Bobby Shots. It’s a big one for Bobby, come and ask Nam what the number is! All Welcome. terrace 90, Soi 90; Saturday 24th August Elvis lives! Reservations advised (see ad p23) le pimiento,Naresdamri Road; Every day between 12-3pm, Snack Set Menu just 119 baht, and Lunch Set Menu 3 courses just 199 baht. Regular Events

20

Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Free Bar B Que every Friday from 5pm. when spend 180 bt. Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht on drinks and get it free!. Special prices on Leo Draft all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Chaam Pub and Restaurant,

English & Thai lessons, Visas & Translations

032 470 681 or 081 846 9193

Jai Ai Road; Beer & Pasta Mondays - 199 Baht gets you a delicious home made Spaghetti Bolognese & a FREE BEER (small Leo/Chang) every Monday. Blue Lagoon Guesthouse & Bar, Soi Plaza; Quiz Nights Every Monday from 7pm. Dizzy Dolphin, Samorphong; Every Friday - Unlimited Fridays. From 7 - 9pm pay 399 baht and get unlimited refills of draught Leo or house wine; OR draught Leo at 45 baht and house wine 70 baht a glass. Happy Tuesdays from 7 - 9pm get Vodka or Gin plus a mixer for just 60 baht! just like mom’s, Soi Wat Khao Noi (near Dinosaur Market); Daily specials just 110 baht - every day a different dish with mash,vegetable and dinner roll. Now serving breakfasts from 8.30am. lawn bowls hua hin, seajays resort, off the Pala U Road; Every Thursday late afternoon/ early evening, singles round robin competition plus Pizza night with pizza just 150 baht. London Bar, Poolsuk Road; Every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday live music with the Londoners playing songs from the sixties to the present. Free, regular drink prices. sinatras, Soi 102; Tuesday & Thursday 5 - 9pm A meal & a drink for 99 baht! Sunday Roast for 99

baht! Two sittings every Sunday at 2pm and 6pm. Roast Pork plus roast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, 3 veg, apple sauce and gravy. No drink requirement - what have you got to lose? Bookings only Terrace 90, Soi 90; Every Tuesday - Large Buffet featuring our Famous BBQ Ribs and Chicken, Roasts, Pasta, Tex Mex, Breads, Salads, Soup, Desserts and more, just 359 baht (Kids 199 baht). See ad p23. the lord webb, Khao Takiab; Range of UK ciders, bitters and stout available from 140 baht a can. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 45 baht, large Leo 50 baht, restaurant and general store. Open daily 7am10pm. 085 405 6976 (T) 085 704 8210(E) British style Sunday Roasts:

Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant EVERYDAY Roast Lamb, Beef, Pork & Turkey Dinners Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Sinatras, Soi 102 Seajays Resort, Tamarind Gardens off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd

Nobody in the world sells more Real Estate than RE/MAX! Buy Sell Rentals Commercials to Khao Takiab

Phetkasem Rd.

RE/MAX Harmony, 63/19 Chomsin Rd., Hua Hin 032-511 740 www.remax.co.th/harmony

G Super -market

RE/MAX

Chomsin Rd.

to Cha Am

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds

to Hin Lek Fai

to Pala-U Rd and Canal Rd.


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

Property Marketplace end terrace townhouse in popular area

Price: 3.75 m baht

Contact owner on 089 060 3031

Call 082 298 0500 or 081 649 8361 Email luckyhuahin@hushmail.com or property@awolonline.net great value canal road home

Price: 2.6 m baht

3 Bedrooms 2 Bathrooms Fully Furnished Full Air Con & Fans Western Kitchen Security Guards Communal Pool

Two storeys plus roof terrace 10 mins to town 3 bedrooms Mountain, sea and temple views Lovely garden villa on large plot near cha am

Price: 3.5 m baht Contact owner 086 167 2955 / 084 90000 59

Ref No. 032544

modern shop and apartment for sale

Price: 3.5 m baht Ref No. 032560C Contact owner on 085 542 2918 or 2919

4 Bedrooms 3 Bathrooms Land: 1100 sqm Living: 260 sqm

5.5 m sliding glass and shuttered frontage Upstairs - 2 big rooms, large bathroom Ground floor Kitchen plus storage and additional toilet/shower Fully owned - no lease

sell or rent your property with awol AWOL has made some changes to listing property in the paper and on our website. We have teamed up with Lucky Real Estate to offer enhanced options to sell or rent your property, as follows:

OPTION 1: FIXED FEE (advertising only)

Your property will be displayed in the Lucky Real Estate office (located at the Makro complex on Soi 4), in the Property Marketplace and Classifieds in the weekly AWOL newspaper, and on the AWOL website. Ideal for someone who wants to deal with prospective buyers or renters direct, and handle the legal and paperwork aspects themselves. Charges: 4 weeks - 2000 baht 13 weeks - 5000 baht

OPTION 2: COMMISSION

Full service option by the Lucky Real Estate office for sales, with your property promoted by them, plus a Classifieds listing in the weekly AWOL newspaper, and on the AWOL website. Rentals will be listed as above but the service will only find tenants. Extra rental services (such as keyholding, contracts etc) are negotiable. Ideal for sellers who want all aspects dealt with by Lucky Real Estate. Charges: 4% of the selling price when a sale is made or a month’s rent when a tenant is found by Lucky Real Estate (rentals of six months plus only). Optional Extra Charges: For listing in the Property Marketplace section of the paper. 4 weeks - 1000 baht 13 weeks - 2500 baht Please email either realestate@luckyhuahin.com or property@awolonline.net including a contact phone number, or call 082 298 0500 or 081 649 8361

Join the AWOL forum

21


Visit www.awolonline.net

cryptic crossword Across 1 Small boat from County Clare, possibly (7) 5 Beg like this - it’s lawful (7) 9 A country, one said, in trouble (9) 10 One who heals despicable person on TV hospital program (5) 11 A stamp used initially for a farewell (5) 12 Standard cart coming back with jam (9) 13 Expressed willingness to be away before start of day (7) 15 Mean and crafty about being slender and graceful (7) 17 Free traders had leading parts (7) 19 One watching over entrance returns identifying label (7) 21 The foreign policeman dropped me before the end of “Absolutely Fabulous” (9) 23 Demonstrated the way in which to keep poles apart (5) 25 Imported food injected with nitrogen (5) 26 Broadcast share in genuine show trial (9) 27 No saint takes strong drink as a remedy (7) 28 Heads appearing strange in distorting lens (7)

Disclaimer

22

All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us at publication. Some articles are satire or ‘spoof’ stories intended as humour. No responsibility is accepted other than that stipulated by law. Although the information in this publication has been obtained from sources believed to be reliable, AWOL cannot guarantee accuracy in all cases. Any opinions expressed are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher. All materials copyright. All rights reserved and no part of this publication may be reproduced in part or in full without the previous written consent of the publisher. Neither can any part be stored in a retrieval situation, nor transmitted by electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or any other means. AWOL is printed by Petchpoom Printing, and we can be contacted on info@awolonline.net or 081 614 8728. Please send any other communications to Mrs Chukamol James, Managing Director, AWOL Co. Ltd., 136/229 Emerald Hill, Soi 6, Mooban Borfai, Hua Hin, Prachuap Kiri Khan, 7110, THAILAND.

Contacting AWOL

Advertising: sales@awolonline.net Classifieds: classifieds@awolonline.net Submissions: submissions@awolonline.net Enquiries: info@awolonline.net Property: property@awolonline.net Hua Hin Live: huahinlive@awolonline.net Website: www.awolonline.net

Down 1 Smart attempt to encircle a city (7) 2 Leaders of Rome attended debate in Italy: more than one spoke (5) 3 Victor Norman William (9) 4 Not all colleges say education is attempted (7) 5 Box put on line for bird (7) 6 Smoked salmon for the auditor with hair (5) 7 Heart-shaped ribbed cloth I order (9) 8 Country refuge for prison’s last under-jailer (7) 14 Hybrid language or slang with fair translation (9) 16 Fabulous setting for Biblical character: American state (9) 17 King of the sun and new moon (7) 18 Help to lift weight - this might show how (7) 19 A monster making some angry phone- calls (7) 20 Puzzle with no more significance abroad (7) 22 Inert form of saltpeter (5) 24 Headless rodent left by bird (5)

The solution is on page 25

Telephone: Facebook: Twitter: Office:

081 649 8361 (Eng) or 081 614 8728 (Thai) AWOLexpat awolhuahin 136/229 Emerald Hill, Soi 6, Borfai, Hua Hin, 77110, Prachuap Kiri Khan

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

s&S

Soi 94 Indian restaurant Curries from only 75 baht

Eat in or Takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 For centuries fire was a sacred symbol of vitality and strength. Keep this in mind as you roll around frantically on your kitchen floor this Thursday. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Look to nature for encouragement and inspiration this week. Do this for as many ungodly hours as it damn well takes. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 You’ll be honoured as a true war hero, proving once and for all how dire the situation in Iraq has become. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 Unexpected and startling events in the coming days will compel you to become more familiar with your monthly menstrual cycle.

Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 Please stop insisting you have nothing left to live for. The phrase you’re looking for is “never had a reason to live.” Gemini May 22 – June 21 Your firstborn child will have your eyes, thanks to delivery complications and the organ-donor sticker on your driver’s license. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 Attempts to run away from the problem will fail this week when the problem turns out to be a shortcircuited treadmill. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 Your future as a songwriter ends almost before it begins when you find that someone has already compared the depth, power, and beauty of their love to an ocean.

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 The universe has a funny way of balancing things out. Prepare to lose your other eye by the end of the month. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 All of those hurtful mother-in-law jokes will come back to haunt you this Friday when you suddenly run out of hurtful mother-in-law jokes to tell. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 People say you’re a control freak, but if you had your way, they’d say it a little slower and maybe even a touch louder. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 There is a time and place for everything, except for your loud and incompetent scat singing.

032 516587

www.terrace90.com 250/133 Soi 90 Hua Hin Authentic American BBQ & Tex-Mex Homemade Breads and Sauces Great Steaks and Chops Thai Food

Best Margaritas West of California Every Day Reasonable Prices 9am - 11pm Kitchen closes 10:30pm LIVE MUSIC! Friday and Saturday 6:30 - 9:30 X and his Trio

Breakfast Daily from 9 AM Delivery Service from www.phoneforfood.com

Show 8:15 pm

No Cover

24th August Reservation Highly Suggested

Join the AWOL forum

23


Visit www.awolonline.net

hua hin/kao takiab ladies Pool League

results Week 18 19th August 2013 Bobby’s Birds 4 - 8 Dolphin Bar Breakfast Club v Casanova Bar n/a Sunset Boulevard v Sa Sa Bar n/a The Clansmen 7 - 5 Railway Tavern The Dutchman v Muan Bar n/a The Lord Webb 8 - 4 Lanla Bar The Squealing Pig v Jaew Bar n/a TK Roadhouse v Somatch (3D+1) Bar n/a

results Week 15 16th August 2013 Clansmen 4 - 4 Hua Hin Miss You Hey Hua Hin 5 - 3 Dolphin Bar Lucky Shot A 4 - 4 Sunset Boulevard Maria Bar 2 5 - 3 Lord Webb Oasis 8 - 0 Sofia Hotel The Dutchman 0 - 8 JW Black The Sports Bar 3 - 5 Maria Bar 1 Friendly - Jaew Bar v Pa’s Beer Garden n/a

League Table

League Table

Team Muan Bar Railway Tavern The Clansmen Jaew Bar The Lord Webb Bobby’s Birds TK Roadhouse Squealing Pig Somatch Bar Lanla Bar Sunset B’vard

P 17 18 18 17 18 17 16 16 17 18 17

Dolphin Bar

18 6

W 17 12 10 11 11 10 7 7 7 7 4

D L +/- Pts 0 0 82 34 3 3 54 27 5 3 30 25 2 4 38 24 2 5 30 24 3 4 36 23 4 5 20 18 3 6 2 17 2 8 22 16 1 10 -4 15 6 7 -6 14

Team Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot A Oasis Maria Bar 2 Hey Hua Hin JW Black Dolphin Bar Sunset B’vard Lord Webb Sports Bar Jaew Bar

2

W D 11 3 7 7 9 2 7 6 9 2 8 3 7 3 5 3 5 2 3 4 3 4

L 0 0 2 1 3 2 4 5 6 7 7

+/- Pts 46 25 34 21 42 20 28 20 26 20 20 19 14 17 0 13 4 12 -10 10 -22 10

10 -12

14

HHin Miss You 14

3

1

10 -40

7

The Dutchman 17 6

2

9

-28

14

The Dutchman 14

1

3

10 -34

5

3

14 -84

3

Clansmen

13

1

2

10 -38

4

13

0

1

12 -70

1

0

0

0

0

0

17 0 17 1

1

15 -86

3

Sofia Hotel

Breakfast Club 14 0

1

13 -94

1

Pa’s Beer Gdn

fixtures Week 19 26th August 2013 Casanova Bar v TK Roadhouse Dolphin Bar v Breakfast Club Jaew Bar v Bobby’s Birds Lanla Bar v The Squealing Pig Muan Bar v The Lord Webb Railway Tavern v The Dutchman Sa Sa Bar v The Clansmen Somatch (3D+1) Bar v Sunset Boulevard

this week’s fixtures Week 16 23rd August 2013 Hey Hua Hin v Sofia Hotel Jaew Bar v Hua Hin Miss You Lord Webb v Clansmen Lucky Shot A v JW Black Maria Bar 1 v Maria Bar 2 Oasis v Pa’s Beer Garden The Dutchman v Dolphin Bar The Sports Bar v Sunset Boulevard next week’s fixtures Week 17 30th August 2013

FRIDAY DARTS OPEN DARTS COMPETITION Each week you can join in a fun knockout competition at a different venue Friday 30th August Johnny’s 56 at 7.30 pm. Friday 6th September Jungle Juice at 7.30 pm. Friday 13th September Hua Hin Miss You at 7.30 pm. Info : Martin 090 498 7511 and Oil 087 153 2259

Hua Hin’s only pool bar with THREE 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin

thursday friendly Pool League P 14 14 13 14 14 13 14 13 13 14 14

Casanova Bar Sa Sa Bar

24

LUCKY SHOT BAR

Hua Hin Pool Billiard League

0

results Week 5 15th August 2013 Hut Bar 9 - 9 Dara Bar J Sports Bar 7 - 11 Clansmen Jaew Bar 6 - 12 Casanova’s Lanla Bar 15 - 3 Sinatras Maria’s 10 - 8 Sasa Bar Railway Tavern 11 - 7 Squealing Pig League Table Team Clansmen Maria’s Lanla Bar Hut Bar Railway Tavern Dara Bar Sasa Bar J Sports Bar Squealing Pig Casanova’s Jaew Bar Sinatras

P 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5

W 5 4 3 2 3 2 2 2 2 1 1 0

D 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 1

Fixtures Week 7 29th August 2013 J Sports Bar v Hut Bar Jaew Bar v Dara Bar Lanla Bar v Clansmen Maria’s v Casanova’s Railway Tavern v Sinatras Sasa Bar v Squealing Pig

Dolphin Bar v Jaew Bar Hua Hin Miss You v Maria Bar 2 JW Black v Oasis Maria Bar 1 v The Dutchman Pa’s Beer Garden v Lord Webb Sofia Hotel v Clansmen Sunset Boulevard v Hey Hua Hin The Sports Bar v Lucky Shot A

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds

L 0 1 2 1 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 4

+/- Pts 20 10 18 8 16 6 0 6 -6 6 -4 5 0 4 -4 4 -12 4 -2 3 -8 3 -18 1


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

hua hin/khao takiab Fun Pool League

league table P 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 23 24 24 24 23 24

W 21 21 18 16 15 12 9 8 9 8 6 4 4 3

D 1 1 3 2 3 3 3 4 1 1 0 2 1 1

L 2 2 3 6 6 9 12 12 13 15 18 18 18 20

Fixtures Week 25 28th August 2013 Bobby’s Bar v Jaew Bar Casanova’s v Bobby’s Bangers Hey Hua Hin v Muan Bar Lanla Bar v Beer O’Clock Club Sunset Boulevard v Maria’s Bar The Bridge v Sinatras TK Roadhouse v Beach Hut Bar

+/148 142 106 82 56 14 -32 -10 -68 -22 -92 -118 -76 -130

hash house harriers

results No matches this week

results Week 24 21st August 2013 Beach Hut Bar 8 - 10 Sunset Boulevard Beer O’Clock Club 6 - 12 Sinatras Bobby’s Bangers 10 - 8 The Bridge Jaew Bar 7 - 11 Hey Hua Hin Maria’s Bar 14 - 4 Lanla Bar Muan Bar 13 - 5 Casanova’s TK Roadhouse 10 - 8 Bobby’s Bar Team Maria’s Bar Sunset B’vard Hey Hua Hin Beach Hut Bar Jaew Bar TK Roadhouse Bobbys Bngrs Muan Bar The Bridge Bobby’s Bar Sinatras Lanla Bar Beer O’Clock Casanova’s

HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE

Pts 43 43 39 34 33 27 21 20 19 17 12 10 9 7

Fixtures Week 15 28th August All Nations 55 v Moonlight Billys B v King Bar A El Murphy’s v JW Black Jungle Juice B v Buckleys JW Red v Sabai King Bar B v Billys A O’Neills Sports Bar v Jungle Juice A Pink Panther v Tiger Bar SOMatch Bar v All Nations GH league table Team Buckleys Moonlight JW Red Jungle Juice B King Bar A All Nations GH King Bar B Pink Panther Tiger Bar Sabai JW Black Jungle Juice A O’Neills Sports Bar Billys B SOMatch Bar Billys A El Murphy’s All Nations 55

P 14 14 14 14 13 15 14 14 14 13 14 14 12 15 14 14 13 13

W 14 12 10 10 10 10 9 8 8 7 6 5 5 5 2 2 1 0

L 0 2 4 4 3 5 5 6 6 6 8 9 7 10 12 12 12 13

+/94 70 58 48 35 21 34 32 12 6 -18 -10 -18 -39 -58 -59 -125 -83

Pts 28 24 20 20 20 20 18 16 16 14 12 10 10 10 4 4 2 0

El Murphy’s have replaced Sofia Hotel

A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem! The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering with beer, soft drinks, water and snacks then later to a nearby restaurant for a meal. If you would like to come along then visit the websites at www.cah3.info or www.huahinhhh.com or the Facebook page at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 24th August 2013 @ 4.30 pm HUA HIN H3 Run #260 From Hua Hin: Proceed NORTH on Phet Kasem Road and after passing the 215 km marker turn LEFT into Springfield Road (Route #1001). Continue on 1001 in a WESTERLY direction until you reach the by-pass. Cross over the by-pass when safe and continue heading WEST on 1001 for 1.9 km and then turn RIGHT (HHH) sign (on a bend) into cleared levelled ground which looks like a future housing development and park. From Cha-Am: Make your way SOUTH on Phet Kasem Road and after passing the 215 km marker take the next u-turn and head back towards ChaAm and then follow instructions (From Hua Hin) as above. Using the By-Pass: Take the Springfield Road located between markers 10 and 11 and head WEST for 1.9 km and turn RIGHT (HHH sign) into run site and park GPS coordinates N 12.726861 E 99.902953 HARES – Hugmanannygoat & Davey Delayed, Snacks by No No Kittiya. Fees: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free. 25

cryptic Crossword Solution

cha am POOL LEAGUE

results The season is over. Congratulations to Blue Lagoon 2 for winning, and all the other teams for taking part. Details of the new season will appear here when available.

Join the AWOL forum

League table Team Blue Lagoon 2 Fiesta Bar 2 Fiesta Bar 1 Cha Cha Bar1 Scandi Resort Birdy Bar Butterfly Bar Cha Cha Bar2 Blue Lagoon 1 Cha Am Pub

P W D L +/- Pts 18 14 1 3 48 29 18 10 4 4 28 24 18 8 6 4 20 22 18 8 4 6 2 20 18 8 4 6 -4 20 18 7 5 6 14 19 18 4 8 6 -14 16 18 5 2 11 -22 12 18 5 2 11 -24 12 18 2 2 14 -48 6


Visit www.awolonline.net

cha am darts fun LEAGUE

HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

results The season is over. Congratulations to Buddy Bar for winning and all the other teams for taking part. Details of the new season will appear here when available. League table Team Buddy Bar P’dise Corner T-C Buddy Harley Scandy Resort Blue Lagoon 2 Blue Lagoon 1 Dart Flyers 2 Dart Flyers 1

P 16 16 16 15 16 15 16 16 16

W 12 11 9 9 8 7 7 4 0

D 1 1 1 1 1 2 1 0 0

L +/- Pts 3 94 25 4 82 23 6 14 19 5 28 19 7 -4 17 6 54 16 8 -8 15 12 -58 8 16 -202 0

division 1 results Week 11 20th August 2013 Blue Lagoon 1 16 - 2 Johnny’s 56 Buddy Bar 4 - 14 Jungle Juice A CAT Karaoke 10 - 8 Paradise Hua Hin Miss You 2 18 - 0 Play Sports Lounge fixtures Week 12 27th August 2013 CAT Karaoke v Blue Lagoon 1 Hua Hin Miss You 2 v Jungle Juice A Paradise v Buddy Bar Play Sports Lounge v Johnny’s 56

league table Team Paradise Jungle Juice A CAT Karaoke Blue Lagoon 1 Buddy Bar HHin Miss You 2 Play Sports Johnny’s 56

P 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11

W 9 9 9 5 5 4 2 0

D 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0

L 1 2 2 5 6 7 9 11

+/120 96 60 16 8 -50 -110 -140

Pts 19 18 18 11 10 8 4 0

Darts supplies 087 155 7737 Brisal Dartboard now available!

10% OFF FOR DARTS LEAGUE PLAYERS division 2 results Week 11 20th August 2013 Chill Chill Bar 0 - 18 All Nations Guesthouse Hua Hin Miss You 1 11 - 7 CAT Jiggapik O’Neills 16 - 2 All Nations 55 Robin’s Rest 7 - 11 Blue Lagoon 2 fixtures Week 12 27th August 2013 All Nations 55 v Chill Chill Bar All Nations Guesthouse v Robin’s Rest Blue Lagoon 2 v Hua Hin Miss You 1 O’Neills v CAT Jiggapik

league table Team All Nations GH Blue Lagoon 2 HHin Miss You 1 Robin’s Rest CAT Jiggapik All Nations 55 O’Neills Chill Chill Bar

P 10 10 11 10 11 10 11 9

W 8 7 7 5 4 4 3 2

D 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0

L 2 3 4 5 6 6 7 7

+/- Pts 84 16 42 14 36 14 6 10 -12 9 -46 8 -28 7 -82 4

HUA HIN GOLF Butterfly Rock Golf society

Hua Hin Golf Society

26

Results 20th August 2013 Royal Hua - Hin Stableford 22 entered 1st Huub Korver 40 pts (10) 2nd Kari- Matti Mannikko 34 pts (08) 3rd Mona De-Brot Gasser 34 pts (22) 4th Robert Bird 34 pts (13)

RESULTS 21st August 2013 Sea Pines Stableford 21 entered 1st Mike Smith 41 pts (15) 2nd Richard Hooi 39 pts (13) 3rd Roy Cotter 34 pts (16) 4th Alan Rawson 32 pts (16)

16th August 2013 Sea Pines Stableford 32 entered A group: 1st Chuck Carriere 37pts (11); 2nd Petra Van Der Kroon 34pts (13); 3rd Darren Sellars 34pts (13); 4th Robert Bird 33pts (13) B group: 1st Eric Taylor 34 pts (18); 2nd John Hall 31 pts (21); 3rd Gary Engleman 31 pts (17); 4th Don Horton 30 pts (18) forthcoming fixtures 27th August 2013 Kaeng Krachan Stableford 30th August 2013 Black Mountain 2 ball better ball - Golf Benefit

19th August 2013 Lake View AB Stableford 14 entered 1st John Anstee 37 pts (22) 2nd Gary Engleman 37 pts (17) 3rd Simon Seymour 35 pts (12) 4th Timo Ripatti 35 pts (06) Upcoming Fixtures 26th August 2013 Lakeview AB Stableford 28th August 2013 Springfield 2BBB

robin’s roll up

Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Results: 16th august 2013 Front 9 - R. Thorley 19pts (Countback - R. Cotter, W. Evans) Back 9 - W. Evans - 19pts (Countback - J. Lynch) Overall - W.Evans 38 pts. cha am golf club

The Club welcomes anyone interested in the game of golf. They have Members of all abilities and experience and include men and lady golfers from twelve different nations. Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES August 2013 28th August 2013 Club Event

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds


Advertise here from only 40 baht per week

football news

Bobby’s Bar

kicked off by bobby’s bar

english premier league table

fixtures (all times Thailand) Saturday 24th August 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Fulham v Arsenal 18:45 Everton v West Brom 21:00 Hull v Norwich 21:00 Newcastle v West Ham 21:00 Southampton v Sunderland 21:00 Stoke v Crystal Palace 21:00 Aston Villa v Liverpool 23:30 CHAMPIONSHIP Bolton v QPR 18:15 Blackburn v Barnsley 21:00 Blackpool v Reading 21:00 Brighton v Burnley 21:00 Charlton v Doncaster 21:00 Huddersfield v Bournemouth 21:00 Ipswich v Leeds 21:00 Leicester v Birmingham 21:00 Sheff Wed v Millwall 21:00 Yeovil v Derby 21:00 SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE Celtic v Inverness CT 21:00 Dundee Utd v St Johnstone 21:00 Hearts v Aberdeen 21:00 Kilmarnock v Hibernian 21:00 Motherwell v Partick Thistle 21:00 Ross County v St Mirren 21:00 Sunday 25th August 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Cardiff v Man City 22:00 Tottenham v Swansea 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Watford v Nottm Forest 19:15 Wigan v Middlesbrough 21:00 tuesday 27th August 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Man Utd v Chelsea 02:00

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Man City Man Utd Aston Villa Chelsea West Ham Fulham Liverpool Southampton Tottenham Everton Norwich Crystal Palace Stoke Sunderland West Brom Arsenal Cardiff Hull Swansea Newcastle

P 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1

GD 4 3 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 -1 -1 -1 -1 -2 -2 -2 -3 -4

PTS 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Tables do not include the result of the Chelsea v Aston Villa match Featured Game tuesday 27th August 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Man Utd v Chelsea 02:00 The first clash between what most consider to be two of the genuine title contenders, both under new management. Both will want to make a statement here and it will be an intriguing game. It will likely give an indication of what each manager believes is their strongest team as well. We can’t seperate them and think this will be a high quality score draw.

Home of the Free Sunday Roast & Free Bar B Que every Friday Call 089 985 7473

Soi 102, Hua Hin (200m on right after railway)

fantasy premier league The AWOL Challenge Fantasy league is back! Any participants from last season (seen in the final table below) will be automatically re-entered (as long as their log in remains the same) but for any new entrants please use the following code to join:

277295-73561

The website address to sign in or sign up is fantasy.premierleague.com/ AWOL CHALLENGE TABLE 2013/2014 Team GW 1 Wanderlust United 82 2 Lost Cafe 71 3 Red and Blue Bangers 70 4 Dans Demons 67 5 FreeBradleyManning 63 6 Portsmouth City FC 58 7 Hua Hin United 54 8 Penshioners 52 9 Mr. ChaAming 51 10 FC OK 50 10 Highland Dykes 50 12 Destroyers 47 13 Tahitian Queen 42 14 Khao Noi All Stars 41 15 Beeblebrox 36 16 AWOL Wanderers 34 17 I am...Sasha Fierce 33 17 Event Horizon 33 19 Debbies11 32

TOT 82 71 70 67 63 58 54 52 51 50 50 47 42 41 36 34 33 33 32

karoon guesthouse, Restaurant & Lounge bar breakfast new cocktails food happy hour 3 to 7pm we can also host your private party

in town

80 Naresdamri Road near Chaolay Restaurant Tel. 032 530242 (Guesthouse) 08 45 72 71 90 (Restaurant) Email: karoonguesthouse@gmail.com

Join the AWOL forum

27


New in town Karoon Guesthouse & Tel 032 530 242 Restaurant with sea view Visit www.awolonline.net 08 45 72 71 90 80 Naresdamri Road

who ate all the pies?

Arsenal to appease fans with launch of luxury match-day pies

london, england Arsenal have moved to appease fans airing their distaste at the club’s lack of big name signings and their opening day humiliation by lowly Aston Villa by announcing the launch of a new match-day Heston Blumenthal steak & kidney pie. The north London outfit engaged the culinary heavyweight to revolutionise the clubs matchday output by using the finest ingredients available to demonstrate to fans their volteface on a policy of purchasing only sub-prime cuts. The pie, which will cost £14, is viewed as a peace-offering by the club’s board, with each one guaranteed to leave the body without a protracted ‘will-he-won’t-he’ saga as soon as the transfer window opens. A spokeswoman for the club, Sheila Mount, hoped the move would satisfy an increasingly restless fan base. “Coming to a football match to support your

Above: Our headline is answered emphatically by this Arsenal fan

team is so much more than coming to watch the results of your vastly wealthy club’s spending policy bear as much fruit as a desert planted cherry tree,” she told reporters. “Its far more about increasing their coffers through merchandising of another unknown African starlet, and scoffing pies as the side you supported since you were knee-high gets a whalloping.” Mount went on to advise fans on their own spending plans. “I can’t recommend enough the £4 Heston gravy sachet to accompany your Heston pie.” “It really is a treat.” Arsenal supporter, Charles Trump, felt the time had come to place the club’s board in a much larger, meatier pie. “Just think how much could be generated for transfer funds if they were diced?” “Usmanov and gravy sounds delicious.” “What, £14?”

พี.เอส. ลีเกิล กรุ๊ป (ชะอำ�)

P.S. Legal Group (Cha Am)

28

Family, Commercial, Property and all other law handled by our specialist lawyers with over 40 years of legal experience Real Estate and Domestic/ International Investments

One Stop services: Company Set Up, Work permits, Visas, Ticket Booking

Contact us: We speak English, Norwegian, Swedish, Danish and Thai Tel/Fax: 032 890156 Mob: 080 307 5517 or 089 981 0004 E-Mail: pslegalchaam@gmail.com Line: p.s.group Skype : pslegal1 Address: 245/7 Narathip Road, Cha Am, Petchaburi

We also have three offices in Chonburi

Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds


Turn static files into dynamic content formats.

Create a flipbook
Issuu converts static files into: digital portfolios, online yearbooks, online catalogs, digital photo albums and more. Sign up and create your flipbook.