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hua hin, THAILAND The Hua Hin area is historically one of the driest regions in Thailand, and normally escapes the annual monsoon fairly lightly, but the rainfall last weekend broke the mould as fas as history goes. In a twenty four hour period beginning on Saturday evening, it has been reported that seventy centimetres of rain fell, breaking a record set some twenty three years ago, and leaving Hua Hin residents and businesses counting the cost. The region has been saturated for months already in what has been a very unusual year as far as the weather goes, so the deluge quickly started to cause problems, which were exacerbated by the two high tides and one relatively high low tide. South of the town centre suffered most, but any lower lying areas were affected, and the regular ‘hotspots’ for flooding such as outside Market Village, Sois 102, 94 and 88 and Soi Binthabaht were over forty centimetres deep in places. Some areas also suffered power cuts, and the army were called in to the worst affected areas. As the rains have subsided and the water has drained away, there is ample evidence of the damage they have caused, with pot holes having appeared in many places, notably where several sois meet Phetkasem Road; drivers should take care as these are quite large on some roads. While few drainage systems in the world could cope with the volume of water dropped in such a short space of time, credit must be given to the work carried out in recent years to improve this in Hua Hin which saw the town return to normal fairly quickly, unlike some other areas of Thailand which are still suffering. The hope is that we have now seen off the worst and can look forward to a drier and more normal weather pattern.
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thailand weather (10-10-13) Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Aranyaprathet 25 °C 75% Partly Cloudy Bangkok 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Bhumibol Dam 20 °C 83% Partly Cloudy Bua Chum 23 °C 77% Clear Chaiyaphum 29 °C 58% Mist Chanthaburi 27 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Chiang Mai 27 °C 65% Partly Cloudy Chiang Rai 23 °C 78% Clear Chumphon 26 °C 78% Mostly Cloudy Hat Yai 25 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Kam Paeng Phet 28 °C 79% Scattered Clds Kanchanaburi 29 °C 72% Mist Khanom 28 °C 84% Scattered Clds Khlong Yai 25 °C 85% Partly Cloudy Khon Kaen 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Ko Lanta 30 °C 62% Mostly Cloudy Ko Samui 28 °C 84% Scattered Clds Ko Sichang 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Krabi 30 °C 62% Mostly Cloudy Laemchabang 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Lampang 27 °C 65% Partly Cloudy Lamphun 27 °C 77% Partly Cloudy Loei 27 °C 64% Mist Lop Buri 29 °C 79% Mostly Cloudy Mae Hong Son 28 °C 66% Scattered Clds Mae Sariang 28 °C 70% Mist Mae Sot 28 °C 60% Mist Mukdahan 27 °C 65% Scattered Clds Nakhon Phanom 27 °C 65% Scattered Clds Nakhon Ratch. 29 °C 61% Scattered Clds Nakhon Sawan 24 °C 80% Clear Nakhon Si Tham. 25 °C 100% Mostly Cloudy Nan 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy
Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Narathiwat 28 °C 77% Scattered Clds Nong Khai 29 °C 74% Mist Pattani 25 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Pattaya 28 °C 79% Mostly Cloudy Phayao 23 °C 78% Clear Phetchabun 28 °C 79% Scattered Clds Phetchaburi 29 °C 74% Partly Cloudy Phitsanulok 28 °C 79% Scattered Clds Phrae 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Phuket 25 °C 89% Scattered Clds Prachin Buri 29 °C 79% Mostly Cloudy Prachuap K.khan 29 °C 74% Partly Cloudy Ranong 26 °C 79% Cloudy Rayong 27 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Roi Et 28 °C 66% Mist Sakon Nakhon 27 °C 65% Scattered Clds Sattahip 28 °C 79% Mostly Cloudy Satun 25 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Songkhla 28 °C 72% Scattered Clds Suphan Buri 29 °C 79% Mostly Cloudy Surat Thani 26 °C 100% Partly Cloudy Surin 22 °C 81% Clear Tak 19 °C 91% Partly Cloudy Takua Pa 25 °C 89% Scattered Clds Tha Tum 24 °C 71% Clear Tha Wang Pha 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Thong Pha Phum 28 °C 85% Mist Trang 30 °C 62% Mostly Cloudy Ubon Ratchathani 28 °C 66% Clear Udon Thani 26 °C 69% Mist Uttaradit 28 °C 79% Scattered Clds Wichian Buri 23 °C 85% Clear
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stories jobs for the boys By Roger Norwood Many foreigners in the last thirty to forty years have departed their home countries and ended up settling in Thailand, some as retirees on decent pensions or veterans from the military, others who got fed up with their lives at home, and still more who moved here with the company they worked for. One of the main attractions for settling here historically has been that you can live well relatively cheaply in comparison to ‘back home’, and while that is still true to some extent, the gap has narrowed considerably in the relative costs of living. This has led to more expats looking for, or considering, finding gainful employment, and a choice to be
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made between doing so in Thailand or their home country. Both options present problems; many expats are middle aged or retirees, and so would find it hard to find decent paying jobs at home, aside from the unwanted departure from Thailand, while there is an equally limited number of jobs that expats are allowed to do in Thailand. Without question the number one choice available is teaching English, but this officially requires certain qualifications, although being a native speaker can sometimes be enough. Beyond this though you would need to be an expertly qualified (or experienced) individual to even have a hope of either getting a job or the necessary work permit.
The regulations regarding the work foreigners are allowed to do are extensive and stringently enforced, and the amount of paperwork to be completed is daunting, although schools and companies will often handle this for you. The difficulty in getting work here helps to explain why many either become ‘part time’ expats, doing contract work outside of the country, or opt to set up a business which they hope can generate the income they would like (or need). The pitfalls of that last option could fill another ten columns but ultimately it is often the best path, as long as you have a trustworthy Thai partner.
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birmingham, uk Meet the woman who likes a wee drink The next time you’re feeling thirsty why not try a pint of urine? One lady has apparently been enjoying the beverage every day for the past 20 years. Sylvia Chandler has attributed her slender figure, ‘youthful’ looks and good health to the waste liquid. The 63-year-old said the reason she hadn’t seen a doctor in more than ten years was because of her unusual habit. ‘Drinking my own urine has kept me healthy and energised. And it helps me stay young – men are often surprised when I tell them my age,’ she told Closer magazine. ‘I have a glass of urine in the morning and another couple during the day. It tastes delicious – it’s a bit like water, but sweeter. I haven’t been to the doctor in a decade. I never get colds and I’ve maintained my size 10 figure.’ As well as consuming urine orally she also uses it to tend to any burns she may suffer, and claimed it has healing qualities. She also admitted to cleaning her face and hair with it too. But the Birmingham health store owner did confess she had had to wean herself onto it slowly and at first mixed it with cranberry juice.
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is.....Raining cats and dogs Raining very heavily. stairs being carried into the air in storms and falling on This is an interesting phrase because there’s no definitive gullible peasants. It’s just a rather expressive phrase origin, but there is a likely derivation. There are some giving a graphic impression of heavy rain - as is ‘raining fanciful proposed derivations to dismiss first though. cats and dogs’. The phrase isn’t related to the well-known antipathy The much more probable source of ‘raining cats and dogs’ between dogs and cats, which is exemplified in the phrase is the prosaic fact that, in the filthy streets of 17th/18th ‘fight like cat and dog’. Nor is the phrase in any sense century England, heavy rain would occasionally carry literal, that is, it doesn’t record an incident where cats along dead animals and other debris. The animals didn’t and dogs fell from the sky. Small creatures, of the size fall from the sky, but the sight of dead cats and dogs of frogs or fish, do occasionally get carried skywards in floating by in storms could well have caused the coining freak weather. Impromptu involuntary flight must also of this colourful phrase. Jonathan Swift described happen to dogs or cats from time to time, but there’s no such an event in his satirical poem ‘A Description of record of it occurring in groups causing this phrase to a City Shower’, first published in the 1710 collection be coined. of the Tatler magazine. The poem was a denunciation One supposed origin is that the phrase derives from of contemporary London society and its meaning has mythology. Dogs and wolves were attendants to Odin, been much debated. While the poem is metaphorical the god of storms, and sailors associated them with rain. and doesn’t describe a specific flood, it seems that, Witches, who often took the form of their familiars - in describing water-borne animal corpses, Swift was cats, are supposed to have ridden the wind. Well, some referring to an occurrence that his readers would have evidence would be nice. There doesn’t appear to be any been well familiar with: to support this notion. Now in contiguous Drops the Flood comes down, It has also been suggested that cats and dogs were Threat’ning with Deluge this devoted Town. washed from roofs during heavy weather. This is a widely ... repeated tale. It got a new lease of life with the e-mail Now from all Parts the swelling Kennels flow, message “Life in the 1500s”, which began circulating on And bear their Trophies with them as they go: the Internet in 1999. Here’s the relevant part of that: Filth of all Hues and Odours seem to tell I’ll describe their houses a little. You’ve heard of thatch What Street they sail’d from, by their Sight and Smell. roofs, well that’s all they were. Thick straw, piled high, They, as each Torrent drives, with rapid Force, with no wood underneath. They were the only place From Smithfield or St. Pulchre’s shape their Course, for the little animals to get warm. So all the pets; dogs, And in huge Confluent join’d at Snow-Hill Ridge, cats and other small animals, mice, rats, bugs, all Fall from the Conduit, prone to Holbourn-Bridge. lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery so Sweeping from Butchers Stalls, Dung, Guts, and Blood, sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Drown’d Puppies, stinking Sprats, all drench’d in Mud, Thus the saying, “it’s raining cats and dogs.” Dead Cats and Turnip-Tops come tumbling down the This is nonsense of course. It hardly needs debunking Flood. but, lest there be any doubt, let’s do that anyway. In The phrase was in use in a modified form in 1653, when order to believe this tale we would have to accept that Richard Brome’s comedy The City Wit or The Woman dogs lived in thatched roofs, which, of course, they Wears the Breeches referred to stormy weather with the didn’t. Even accepting that bizarre idea, for dogs to have line: “It shall raine... Dogs and Polecats”. slipped off when it rained they would have needed to be Polecats aren’t cats as such but the jump between them sitting on the outside of the thatch - hardly the place an in linguistic rather than veterinary terms isn’t large and animal would head for as shelter in bad weather. it seems clear that Broome’s version was essentially the Another suggestion is that ‘raining cats and dogs’ comes same phrase. The first appearance of the currently used from a version of the French word ‘catadoupe’, meaning version is in Jonathan Swift’s A Complete Collection of waterfall. Again, no evidence. If the phrase were just Polite and Ingenious Conversation in 1738: “I know Sir ‘raining cats’, or even if there also existed a French word John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats ‘dogadoupe’, we might be going somewhere with this and dogs”. one. As there isn’t, let’s pass this by. That Swift had alluded to the streets flowing with dead There’s a similar phrase originating from the North of cats and dogs previously and now used ‘rain cats and England - ‘raining stair-rods’. No one has gone to the dogs’ explicitly is good evidence that poor sanitation effort of speculating that this is from mythic reports of was the source of the phrase as we now use it.
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who’s counting? Like the UK, Thailand conducts a population census every 10 years, and has since 1910. The data gathered helps to determine the population, and also how they live. Their social and economic group, education levels, type of employment, and the kind of housing they occupy. Also like the UK census, the information is used to measure change and to plan for the future. How occupations are changing, where housing, schools, health care, public transport etc will be needed. The UK census began in 1801, but until 1851 only very basic information was recorded. Since then the census has provided an increasing amount of data which, as well as helping to determine demographic change and population movement, has become a valuable research tool for family historians. But the UK census has always had it’s faults. It records only people who are present in any given property on the night of the census itself, and gives no indication of movements, changes in occupation, or deaths during the intervening years. It is also a laborious and time consuming job, as anyone who has worked on gathering the information will know. Not least it is proving to be pretty unreliable, with an estimated shortfall of 1 million
people in 2001, while the 2011 census is reckoned to have detected half a million immigrants who had slipped all other record keeping nets. So the UK census is to be scrapped, and alternative methods of keeping tabs on some 63 million people are being considered. Given the amount of data already collected by the UK Government you wouldn’t think the task would be too hard. Electoral Registers have to be completed annually by every household. The Inland Revenue, National Health Service, Department of Work and Pensions, Land Registry, schools, universities and Local Authorities all keep records, and all births, marriages and deaths have to be notified by law. Thailand, with four other countries bordering it, and land area of more than double the UK - with much of it rural - could be forgiven for estimating its population at 65.5 million in 2010. The UK, surrounded by sea, and with twice as long to practice its’ head counts, should have got it right by now. Who knows what the new system will be, but experience tells us that whatever it is may well be contracted out to a private company. Google may be preparing its’ bid as we speak.
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Business khao takiab guesthouse and bar business for sale, absolute steal at 1.2m baht, as owner wants a quick sale due to medical reasons. 10 rooms, large bar and restaurant area with outside seating. Good location near condos and by the main road. Please call 085 651 1098 or visit Aussie Bar for more information. guesthouse for sale - 10 rooms with restaurant, small shop & good parking area. Well established with lots of repeat business and guaranteed trade. Located on beach side of Petchkasem Rd. at front of VIP condo chain between Hua Hin/Cha Am. 2 years lease left with a further 3 years and ongoing option. Well worth asking price of 1.4 mil.bht. Tel. 08 9872 9746 (Eng) 08 6177 3010 (Th). See Tik’s Place on Agoda booking site. CHA-AM BUSINESS premises For Rent or Sale, Narathip Road Cha-Am. Available immediately, a small A/C unit suitable for retail, office or bar. Some equipment incl. fridge and fittings available. Call 0850 773 367 (Mai) or email davidwa@yahoo.com.au. Come and have a look! 200m from beach between Tiger Bar and Laundry. restaurant equipment sale Gas charbroiler 70cm x 70cm free standing works great 11,000 baht or offer; flat top gas grill 80cm x 80cm free standing or counter top 10,000 baht or offer, 2 basket french fryer, free standing or counter top works good 7,000 baht or offer. Call 087 662 4408 wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000 Khao Takiab Restaurant for sale or partnership. Robin’s Rest is an established and successful restaurant/ bar in Khao Takiab. We would like a partner, but will sell for the right price. Four floors with two fully equipped kitchens, bar area and two dining areas, plus five bedrooms, four bathrooms and lounge fully furnished. Long term lease contract and rent is paid for the next year. Our valuation is 1.2 million baht and are flexible on the payment terms for either sale or partnership. Serious enquiries only, please contact Howard on 0837 889938 or email howard_coates56@yahoo.co.uk
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Thai lady, English speaking is looking for job, 1 day/week on Saturday or Sunday as maid, waitress, cook or anything else. Reliable and hard working. Tel 0842397551 guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115 STAFF WANTED ChaAm: Waiter/Waitress & Kitchen Hand Part Time or Full Time. Very good wages and excellent tips & YOUR chance to work in The best “Pub Restaurant in ChaAm”. Accommodation is available with cable TV & Hot water. 100% of our staff have been with us for more than two years. Your workplace is safe, pleasant & a fun place to be, with mainly Farang customers. Please call (English) 0822 510 871 staff wanted for day and night shifts at bar/ restaurant in Soi 102. Call Colin on 089 238 8397 Staff wanted Female waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710
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General - sports Looking for tennis partner – medium level Robert tel 0866097470 Ping Lattidue V2 Golf bag for sale, very good condition, 1. 200 THB. Call: 085 502 8939 (English or German) or 081 011 1128 (Thai) pool table for sale 7 feet long. 38,000 baht. View in Atlantis Bar or call Pascal on 080 244 0008. SPRINGFIELD GOLF FAMILY LIFE MEMBERSHIP for sale 200,000 baht ono plus 107,000 baht transfer fee telephone 081 088 5313 king cobra baffler rescue club 1r 16deg still shaft. Like new 3500 baht. 086 893 2926. wanted vokey wedge. 086 893 2926 Brand new Nike 4 H Hybrid club for sale. Fubuki
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auto: 4 wheels pluS FORD FOCUS 2.0 Sport for sale. 5 door hatchback, auto, 2 years old, 68,000 Km. 1 year warranty remains, good condition. B 645,000. Eng 086 120 0949 Thai 089 824 8173 2005 Chevy Optra for sale. 115K on speedometer. Good shape 300,000 baht. Call 086 668 1896 Great Fun Jeep For Sale Well maintained and completely refurbished four seater yellow Willy’s Jeep for sale. Two litre Toyota diesel engine. Looks great and drives great! Also has radio/CD player. All documents in order and taxed until February 2014. Must be seen to be appreciated! 365,000 baht - offers considered. Call 032 523604 or 084 205 6576 to make an appointment with Jasmine the Jeep!
property for Rent lovely House for rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 borfai Villa for rent. Long term only. 2 bed plus 1 bedroom or study, 2 bath (1 ensuite), fully furnished, fully equipped modern kitchen, air con and fans, TV and internet connections. Landscaped gardens all round the house and car port and large terrace at the front. 25,000 baht per month negotiable on longer term rents. More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771.
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Property for sale Properties with an asterisk (*) have more details in Property Marketplace on p 25. *great value canal road home; 2.6m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. *end terrace townhouse in popular area; 3.75m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. *large bungalow near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. *villa on large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. beautiful new houses on quiet project;from 3m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. attractive house on small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. three bed house in lovely location; 4m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Delightful small house in Hua Hin; just 1.8m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Four Bed Villa On Stilts 4.9m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Two Bed House On Stilts 3.6m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Stunning House In South Hua Hin 7.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. two bed apartments in Hua Hin with great facilities; 3.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. pool villa overlooking lake in Hua Hin, 2 bed; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. european style villa, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large house/land near Palm Hills, 4 bed; 4.5m baht.Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin. com or call 089 530 8771 for details.
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Property wanted up to seven rai of land wanted with good mountain view. We have a buyer waiting for the right location. Please contact realestate@luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 House and land wanted. Does your Thai friend or family have a dilapidated house on land to offer? In or somewhat close to Hua Hin? I need something that I can rebuild slowly on my small monthly pension. Please call Martin at 084 757 1483 Wanted for a long term rent, 3 bedroom villa, in a quiet area, minimum 120m2 Living area, land size 350-400m2 with either a private pool or communal. Budget MAX 17,000 THB per month. Contact Nigel on 080 100 4194 Wanted Beach Front Villa Looking for a 4+ bedroom, pool villa on the beach, with a good size plot of land. Between Cha Am and Takiab. Cash waiting!! Genuine replies only. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 Wanted Condo for rent Wanted for long term rent: 1/2 Bedroom Condo, with good cooking facilities close to the center of Hua Hin. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194
commercial property centrally located guesthouse for sale. Please contact 089 530 8771 for details. *modern shop and apartment for sale. 3.5 m baht Fully owned, no lease. Contact owner on 085 542 2918 or 2919. More details on www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com popular restaurant business for sale in Hua Hin; 3.7m baht. More details on luckyhuahin.com central hua hin bar for sale. Great opportunity in the heart of the nightlife area. Rent paid until December 2013 and locked in at the same rate for five years. Well established for over 8 years this has often been one of the busiest bars in town. Offers in the region of 3 million baht wanted - contact 081 649 8361 if you are a serious buyer. sunrise coast commercial properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.
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Two storey house Unique 15m pool 5 mins to town 4 bedrooms Separate 1 bed house Land: 3000 sqm
new pool villas in south hua hin
Price: from 3.9 m baht for 2 bed to 6.8 m baht for 3 bed Ref No. 032553
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Price: 3.5 m baht Ref No. 032560C Contact owner on 085 542 2918 or 2919
7 design options Sun Roof Decks Easy access to town Full Air Con Packs Clubhouse 24 hour security new developments
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Hua Hin Pool Billiard League
results Week 25 7th October 2013 Lanla Bar 10 - 2 TK Roadhouse Muan Bar 8 - 4 Jaew Bar Railway Tavern 7 - 5 Dolphin Bar Sa Sa Bar 5 - 7 Casanova Bar Somatch (3D+1) Bar 7 - 5 Breakfast Club Sunset Boulevard 6 - 6 Bobby’s Birds The Clansmen 8 - 4 The Squealing Pig The Dutchman v The Lord Webb n/a
results Week 22 4th October 2013 Clansmen v The Sports Bar Hua Hin Miss You 1 - 7 Sunset Boulevard Jaew Bar v Lucky Shot A Lord Webb 3 - 5 Maria Bar 1 Maria Bar 2 4 - 4 Hey Hua Hin Oasis 8 - 0 The Dutchman Pa’s Beer Garden 2 - 6 JW Black Sofia Hotel 1 - 7 Dolphin Bar
League Table
League Table
Team Muan Bar Railway Tavern The Clansmen Jaew Bar Bobby’s Birds The Lord Webb Squealing Pig Somatch Bar TK Roadhouse Lanla Bar The Dutchman Sunset B’vard
P 25 25 25 25 25 24 25 25 25 25 24 25
W 23 17 16 16 15 16 11 11 9 10 10 6
D 0 4 5 3 4 2 3 2 5 2 2 8
L +/- Pts 2 102 46 4 62 38 4 60 37 6 48 35 6 48 34 6 42 34 11 -2 25 12 14 24 11 0 23 13 4 22 12 -24 22 11 -6 20
Dolphin Bar
25 9
2 14 -20
20
Casanova Bar
25 3
4 18 -98
10
Sa Sa Bar
25 3
1 21 -114
Breakfast Club 25 0
1 24 -116
Team Maria Bar 1 Oasis Maria Bar 2 Dolphin Bar Hey Hua Hin Lucky Shot A JW Black Sunset B’vard Lord Webb Jaew Bar Clansmen
P 21 21 21 21 21 20 21 21 21 20 20
Sports Bar
20 3
4
13 -26
The Dutchman 21 2
4
15 -52
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Pa’s Beer Gdn
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1
3
-4
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HHin Miss You 21 3
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17 -70
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Sofia Hotel
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fixtures Week 26 14th October 2013 Bobby’s Birds v The Clansmen Breakfast Club v Sunset Boulevard Casanova Bar v Somatch (3D+1) Bar Dolphin Bar v Sa Sa Bar Jaew Bar v Railway Tavern Lanla Bar v Muan Bar The Squealing Pig v The Dutchman TK Roadhouse v The Lord Webb
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W 17 14 11 13 13 10 12 9 8 5 4
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D L +/- Pts 4 0 66 38 5 2 64 33 8 2 48 30 4 4 34 30 3 5 36 29 8 2 36 28 4 5 30 28 4 8 2 22 3 10 12 19 5 10 -28 15 3 13 -36 11
this week’s fixtures Week 23 11th October 2013 Dolphin Bar v Maria Bar 2 Hey Hua Hin v Oasis JW Black v Sofia Hotel Lucky Shot A v Clansmen Maria Bar 1 v Hua Hin Miss You Sunset Boulevard v Pa’s Beer Garden The Dutchman v Jaew Bar The Sports Bar v Lord Webb
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results No games last week League Table Team Clansmen Maria’s Lanla Bar Railway Tavern Squealing Pig Jaew Bar Sasa Bar Dara Bar Hut Bar J Sports Bar Casanova’s Sinatras
P W D 11 9 2 11 9 1 11 8 0 11 7 2 11 5 2 11 4 2 11 5 0 11 3 2 11 3 2 11 2 2 11 2 1 11 0 2
Fixtures Week 13 17th October 2013 Clansmen v Squealing Pig Dara Bar v Casanova’s Hut Bar v Sinatras J Sports Bar v Sasa Bar Jaew Bar v Railway Tavern Lanla Bar v Maria’s
next week’s fixtures Week 24 18th October 2013 Clansmen v The Dutchman Dolphin Bar v JW Black Hua Hin Miss You v The Sports Bar Jaew Bar v Hey Hua Hin Lord Webb v Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 2 v Oasis Pa’s Beer Garden v Maria Bar 1 Sofia Hotel v Sunset Boulevard
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L 0 1 3 2 4 5 6 6 6 7 8 9
+/- Pts 46 20 46 19 32 16 24 16 -4 12 4 10 -12 10 -20 8 -22 8 -18 6 -30 5 -46 2
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results Week 3 9th October 2013 Beer O’Clock Club 7 - 11 Clansman Bobby’s Beauties 7 - 11 Muan Bar Casanova’s 5 - 13 Beach Hut Bar Hey Hua Hin 13 - 5 The Bridge Maria’s Bar 12 - 6 TK Roadhouse Sunset Boulevard 15 - 3 Bobby’s Bangers TK Roadies 4 - 14 Jaew Bar
results Week 21 9th October 2013 All Nations GH 8 - 11 Sabai Billys A 5 - 14 Tiger Bar Jungle Juice A v JW Red n/a JW Black 9 - 10 Jungle Juice B King Bar B 13 - 6 All Nations 55 Moonlight 11 - 8 Buckleys O’Neills Sports Bar v Billys B n/a Pink Panther 8 - 11 King Bar A No match - SOMatch Bar
League Table Team Sunset B’vard Beach Hut Bar Muan Bar Maria’s Bar TK Roadhouse Clansman Bobbys Bngers Hey Hua Hin Jaew Bar Beer O’Clock The Bridge Bobbys B’ties Casanova’s TK Roadies
P 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
W 3 3 3 3 2 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 2 2 2 3 3 3
+/- Pts 30 6 24 6 22 6 20 6 6 4 2 4 -6 4 -4 2 -6 2 -10 1 -20 1 -18 0 -18 0 -22 0
Fixtures Week 4 16th October 2013 Beach Hut Bar v Sunset Boulevard Bobby’s Bangers v Hey Hua Hin Clansman v Maria’s Bar Jaew Bar v Beer O’Clock Club Muan Bar v Casanova’s The Bridge v TK Roadhouse TK Roadies v Bobby’s Beauties
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Apologies for missing the first few weeks of the season but the organisers did not inform us that the new season had started. results Week 5 3rd October 2013 Blue Lagoon 3-3 Cha Cha Bar2 Cha Cha Bar1 3-3 Birdy Bar Fiesta Bar 5-1 Butterfly Bar League table Team Fiesta Bar Birdy Bar Butterfly Bar Cha Cha Bar1 Cha Cha Bar2 Blue Lagoon
P 5 4 4 5 5 5
W 4 3 3 2 0 0
D 0 1 0 1 1 1
L +/- Pts 1 14 8 0 10 7 1 2 6 2 -2 5 4 -10 1 4 -14 1
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league table Team Buckleys Moonlight King Bar A Jungle Juice B King Bar B JW Red All Nations GH Pink Panther Tiger Bar JW Black Sabai Jungle Juice A O’Neills Sports Bar Billys B SOMatch Bar Billys A All Nations 55
P 20 20 19 20 19 19 20 19 19 20 20 17 18 17 18 17 16
W 18 17 15 14 13 13 11 10 10 10 8 6 6 5 2 1 0
L 2 3 4 6 6 6 9 9 9 10 12 11 12 12 16 16 16
+/100 90 59 46 55 37 10 25 15 -12 -1 -17 -68 -41 -84 -110 -104
Pts 36 34 30 28 26 26 22 20 20 20 16 12 12 10 4 2 0
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A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem! The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering with beer, soft drinks, water and snacks then later to a nearby restaurant for a meal. If you would like to come along then visit the websites at www.cah3.info or www.huahinhhh.com or the Facebook page at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 12th October 2013 @ 4.00 pm CHA-Am H3 Run # 215 GPS coordinates at the entrance of Rama 6: N 12 deg, 42.376’ by E 099 deg, 57.190’. From Hua Hin heading north towards Cha Am, at 217k marker turn right into Rama 6 Army Camp, signposted. Proceed past security and car park is about 500mts on right. From Cha Am heading south towards Hua Hin, at 216k marker turn left into Rama 6 Army Camp, signposted car park as above. Hares: Have You Had Me Yet & Pussy Galore Hash Snacks: Son Of Pussy On On On at Pana’s Bar/Horny Gecko, so good they named it twice, 7 course set menu for 200bt Fees: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free.
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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE
results Week 4 9th October 2013 Blue Lagoon Ladies v Blue Harley n/a Blue Lagoon Men v Scandy Resort n/a Scandic Bar v Paradise Corner Bar n/a Scandy Dart Flyers v Buddy Bar n/a League table Team Scandic Bar Buddy Bar Blue Harley Blue Lg Ladies Blue Lg Men Scandy Resort Scy Dart Flyers P’dise Corner
P W D L 3 2 1 0 3 2 0 1 3 2 0 1 2 1 1 0 2 1 0 1 3 0 0 3 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0
+/- Pts 10 5 14 4 6 4 18 3 -4 2 -28 0 -16 0 0 0
fixtures Week 5 23rd October 2013 Blue Harley v Scandic Bar Blue Lagoon Men v Scandy Dart Flyers Buddy Bar v Blue Lagoon Ladies Scandy Resort v Paradise Corner Bar
division 1 results Week 1 8th October 2013 Blue Lagoon 1 13 - 5 Livingroom Jungle Juice 18 - 0 CAT Jiggapik Moon Light 16 - 2 Blue Lagoon 2 Paradise 15 - 3 Buddy Bar fixtures Week 2 15th October 2013 Blue Lagoon 2 v Blue Lagoon 1 Buddy Bar v Moon Light CAT Jiggapik v Livingroom Paradise v Jungle Juice division 2 results Week 1 8th October 2013 All Nations Guesthouse v O’Neills Johnny’s 56 v Hua Hin Miss You 2 Robin’s Rest v Chill Chill Bar The Clansmen v Hua Hin Miss You 1 fixtures Week 2 15th October 2013 All Nations Guesthouse v O’Neills Johnny’s 56 v Hua Hin Miss You 2 Robin’s Rest v Chill Chill Bar The Clansmen v Hua Hin Miss You 1
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division 1 league table Team Jungle Juice Moon Light Paradise Blue Lagoon 1 Livingroom Buddy Bar Blue Lagoon 2 CAT Jiggapik
P W D 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1
+/- Pts 18 2 14 2 12 2 8 2 -8 0 -12 0 -14 0 -18 0
L 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1
+/- Pts 6 2 6 2 4 2 2 2 -2 0 -4 0 -6 0 -6 0
division 2 league table Team O’Neills Robin’s Rest HHin Miss You 1 HHin Miss You 2 Johnny’s 56 The Clansmen All Nations GH Chill Chill Bar
P W D 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0
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Results 8th October 2013 Springfield Fixture Cancelled due to weather
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RESULTS 9th October 2013 Lake View CD 2 Man Betterball 8 teams entered 1st Geoff G Batt-Rawden & Kevin Gilmartin 42 pts 2nd Gary Engleman & Nigel Guest 41 pts 3rd Phil Knight & Mike Smith 41 pts 4th Peter Dunne & Bill Henderson 38pts
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Results: 4th october 2013 Rain affected play so no scores recorded
Upcoming Fixtures 14th October 2013 Lakeview AB S’ford/ Eclectic 16th October 2013 Palm Hills Stableford
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(all times Thailand) FIFA WORLD CUP EUROPEAN QUALIFYING Friday 11th October 2013 Armenia v Bulgaria (Grp B) 22:00 Lithuania v Latvia (Grp G) 22:30 Azerbaijan v Northern Ireland (Grp F) 23:00 Croatia v Belgium (Grp A) 23:00 Moldova v San Marino (Grp H) 23:00 Faroe Islands v Kazakhstan (Grp C) 00:00 saturday 12th October 2013 Malta v Czech Rep. (Grp B) 00:30 Bosnia-Herz v Liechtenstein (Grp G) 01:00 Ukraine v Poland (Grp H) 01:00 Denmark v Italy (Grp B) 01:15 Albania v Switzerland (Grp E) 01:30 Andorra v Romania (Grp D) 01:30 Estonia v Turkey (Grp D) 01:30 Luxembourg v Russia (Grp F) 01:30 Netherlands v Hungary (Grp D) 01:30 Germany v R. of Ireland (Grp C) 01:45 Greece v Slovakia (Grp G) 01:45 Iceland v Cyprus (Grp E) 01:45 Slovenia v Norway (Grp E) 01:45 Sweden v Austria (Grp C) 01:45 Wales v Macedonia (Grp A) 01:45 England v Montenegro (Grp H) 02:00 Portugal v Israel (Grp F) 02:45 Spain v Belarus (Grp I) 03:00 Tuesday 15th October 2013 Cyprus v Albania (Grp E) 23:00 Azerbaijan v Russia (Grp F) 00:00 Greece v Liechtenstein (Grp G) 00:00 Israel v Northern Ireland (Grp F) 00:00 Lithuania v Bosnia-Herz (Grp G) 00:00 Portugal v Luxembourg (Grp F) 00:00 wednesday 16th October 2013 Hungary v Andorra (Grp D) 01:00 Norway v Iceland (Grp E) 01:00 Romania v Estonia (Grp D) 01:00
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GD 6 6 6 5 9 1 1 -1 1 1 -3 1 2 -2 -3 -3 -4 -4 -8 -11
PTS 16 16 14 14 13 13 12 11 10 10 10 9 8 8 7 7 7 7 3 1
Switzerland v Slovenia (Grp E) 01:00 Turkey v Netherlands (Grp D) 01:00 Latvia v Slovakia (Grp G) 01:10 Bulgaria v Czech Rep. (Grp B) 01:15 Denmark v Malta (Grp B) 01:15 Serbia v Macedonia (Grp A) 01:30 Belgium v Wales (Grp A) 01:45 Faroe Islands v Austria (Grp C) 01:45 Italy v Armenia (Grp B) 01:45 R. of Ireland v Kazakhstan (Grp C) 01:45 Scotland v Croatia (Grp A) 01:45 Sweden v Germany (Grp C) 01:45 England v Poland (Grp H) 02:00 France v Finland (Grp I) 02:00 Montenegro v Moldova (Grp H) 02:00 San Marino v Ukraine (Grp H) 02:00 Spain v Georgia (Grp I) 02:00
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catching a break New ‘Joe Hart’ vaccination could prevent public catching anything at all
manchester, england Scientists believe they are close to a cure for all illnesses based on Man City goalkeeper Joe Hart’s inability to catch anything at all. As well as managing to steer clear of footballs, experts have also noticed that Hart’s inability to catch stuff extends to colds, influenza and his own sneezes. And medics claim that Hart’s genes may hold the secret to avoiding things like the winter vomiting bug or losing 3-1 at home to Bayern Munich. Experts point to the case of a 40 year-old City fan with Shingles whose autograph book was dropped by Hart and who later emerged from the encounter with Shingles Lite. Flu expert John Goodier said, “Things are at a very early stage, but you may only need to be on the same losing team as Hart to avoid things like tonsillitis, whooping cough and
Left: Joe Hart is working flat out to help perfect the vaccine, which scientists are hoping could be available as drops
The Clap.” “Our research suggests that the only thing Joe has managed to successfully hold on to in the last twelve months is a shampoo endorsement deal.” City fan Simon Williams said, “Finishing bottom of your group in the Champions
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