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hua hin, THAILAND The charity golf day at the Banyan Golf Club for the Hutsadin Elephant Foundation took place a couple of weeks ago, and the organisers have now provided us with both pictures and details of the day.

The aim of the day was to raise much needed funds for the elephants of the Foundation. Kozy Haskey desrves much praise as the driving force behind the event, while thanks must go to the main sponsor, Mr Gary Bennett from BEKK Solutions, who provided all players with quality shirts. Tony Haskey provided all players with goodie bags of Hat, Towel, Balls and Tees.

The event took place on Friday 25th October and was attended by a total of 80 players with various handicaps. Thankfully the rain stayed away and play started at noon. Big thanks go to Kozy and Trevor, who ensured that the players received copious amounts of both water and beer!

As with all charity golf events, everyone is a winner but as with all competitions there has to be a winning team. Congratulations to Nick Page, Caroline Page, Phil Night and Gary who represented team Butterfly who won the Team event. The winner of nearest the Pin was Bob McHale from the Bridge Bar in Kao Takiab. All winners received Trophies for their efforts, and well done to all of them. The presentations were held at the restaurant, where there was a buffet, and also a small auction and raffle.

Kozy would like to say a big Thank you to all Players, helpers, and staff at the Banyan who made the day very special. Over 100,000 Baht was raised for the friends of the Hutsadin Elephant Foundation. Work is already Continued on page 2

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pipelined to start on the building of two new Shelters for the Elephants including a food store. Any money not allocated to the shelters will go toward the land fund where it is hoped that the friends of the Elephant Foundation will be able to purchase more land for a bathing and grazing area.

Teams: Bekks, Bobby’s Lost Balls, The Bridge, Jaew Bar, Hua Hin Golf, Hot Property, The A Team, The Dutchies, Butterfly, Exiles, Chequers, Chill Out, Bar 80 Saloon 1, Bar 80 Saloon 2, Brian’s Caddies,

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By Roger Norwood It is rare indeed nowadays to meet someone who does not possess some form of mobile communications device, be it phone, smartphone or tablet, and this has long been the case in Thailand, where they are both almost essential (due to the paucity of pay phones) and a vital fashion /status symbol.

Many people, and more often females, will have more than one mobile phone, and back in the noughties I frequently encountered a Thai (male) pool hustler who must have had about four or five phones attached to his belt like a modern day gunslinger! I once asked him why he had so many phones, and after furtively glancing around, he whispered ‘Gambling’.

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I never had a mobile phone until I came to Thailand; in the UK I had a landline and answerphone at home, and a landline at work. If I was neither at home nor at work then I was either travelling between them or someplace else where I felt I had no need of a phone. It is strange how I now feel almost naked if I don’t have my phone with me, although I am sure if I went ‘cold turkey’ I could get back to how I used to be.

But I wonder how legions of younger people would cope without their devices? They become almost the centre of people’s lives, particularly the more advanced models with greater storage - hours of music and video can be kept, emails accessed, free instant messaging and calls worldwide, thousands of games

available and for business people documents can be stored, saved and edited, among a host of other things.

If the infrastructure supporting them suddenly failed, or was switched off, what would happen? Would there be mass panic as people actually had to speak to each other? Would people remember how to write letters and would there be a postal service that could cope? Do they even still teach children how to write letters and address envelopes?

Don’t get me wrong, I think the technologies available now are wonderful, but that is because I have something to compare them against - most teenagers now do not have that to fall back on.

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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated.

This week it is..... Pulling one’s leg To deceive someone in a humorous or playful way. peace maker, 1813-1827, recording an incident that was ‘You’re pulling my leg’ was a common slang expressions said to have taken place in 1821: in the 20th century, but is rather going out of use these Mr. Adams is not a man of great force or intelligence, days. To ‘have your leg pulled’ means to be misled or but his own opinion of himself is immense. I really think teased in a mild and benign way. It is natural, or at least father, in a covert way, pulls his leg. I know he thinks seems to be natural, as almost everyone that claims little of his talents and less of his manners. to know the origin of the phrase does it, to locate its The diary was published in 1914 from notes Gallatin source in a situation where an actual leg is pulled. But, claimed to have been given to him by his grandfather. It like those other ‘leg’ phrases ‘an arm and a leg’, ‘shake is now generally accepted to be a fake and the contents a leg’ and ‘break a leg’, there’s no evidence to show that invented by Gallatin. The use of the expression ‘pulls his the limb in question when the phrase was coined was leg’, which isn’t found anywhere else in print for many anything other than imaginary. years, hardly adds to the diary’s claim of authenticity.

The two most commonly repeated of the literal ‘leg The real date of origin is more like 1880 and the earliest pulling’ theories are: example found of it in print is from the Ohio newspaper 1. Thieves used to pull at people’s legs to trip them and The Newark Daily Advocate, February, 1883: then use the quarry’s disorientation as an opportunity It is now the correct thing to say that a man who has to rob them. This was supposed to have taken place in been telling you preposterous lies has been “pulling ‘Victorian London’, ‘medieval markets’ or anywhere else your leg.” that the storyteller chooses to site the story. The lack The fact that the phrase needed to be explained to the of consistency counts against this being correct - were paper’s readers is clear evidence that it was a neologism it a genuine explanation there wouldn’t be a need to (as far as Newark, Ohio was concerned at least) in 1883, vary the location in the retelling. Needless to say, as is so if that example isn’t the earliest use it must be close always the case with this form of theory, the sort that the to it. younger amongst us might describe as ‘random’, there’s What is unequivocally British is the extended version no evidence to support it. ‘pull the other one, it’s got bells on’. That of course 2. Until 1783 Tyburn was the principal place of execution means ‘don’t try and fool me with that crazy story, I’m in England. Many notables were hanged there, not that stupid’. It has been in use in Britain since at including Oliver Cromwell, although he was blissfully least the 1960s, which is when the first appearances in unconcerned about it as he had spent the previous print are found. The ‘bells’ are probably a reference to three years buried in Westminster Abbey and had to be a jester’s costume. exhumed in order to attend. The ‘pulling my leg’ theory is that people, the so called ‘hangers on’, were hired at Tyburn executions to hang onto the victim’s legs in order Is there an English phrase or saying that you would to give them a quick end. The practice of ‘hanging-on’ like to know more about? might or might not have happened, but the idea that it Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net is the source of ‘pulling one’s leg’ is implausible and is generally discounted as folk-etymology. Firstly, it bears no relation to the expression’s meaning. Secondly, as we shall see, the expression wasn’t known during the centuries when public ‘suspension’ hangings (as compared to ‘long drop’ hangings, which wouldn’t have required hangers-on) took place. It would seem odd for the phrase to have originated at hangings, many of which were of celebrities and reported in minute detail, but not to have been recorded in print at that time.

As to the actual origin of ‘pulling my leg’, it isn’t really known, only an approximate date and location.

Surprisingly to some, who might think it sounds British, the phrase is American. It was coined in the 19th century and the first time it is found in print is in The diary of James Gallatin, secretary to Albert Gallatin, a great

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For Sale Sabai Restaurant Bar soi 116. 5 year 8 months lease, Rent paid up to August 2015. 6 tables room for more. Selling due to baby. 450,000 baht. Tel Thai Toom 082 364 4740, Eng. Steve 085 930 8952 khao takiab guesthouse and bar business for sale, absolute steal at 1.2m baht, as owner wants a quick sale due to medical reasons. 10 rooms, large bar and restaurant area with outside seating. Good location near condos and by the main road. Please call 085 651 1098 or visit Aussie Bar for more information. guesthouse for sale - 10 rooms with restaurant, small shop & good parking area. Well established with lots of repeat business and guaranteed trade. Located on beach side of Petchkasem Rd. at front of VIP condo chain between Hua Hin/Cha Am. 2 years lease left with a further 3 years and ongoing option. Well worth asking price of 1.4 mil.bht. Tel. 08 9872 9746 (Eng) 08 6177 3010 (Th). See Tik’s Place on Agoda booking site.

CHA-AM BUSINESS premises For Rent or Sale, Narathip Road Cha-Am. Available immediately, a small A/C unit suitable for retail, office or bar. Some equipment incl. fridge and fittings available. Call 0850 773 367 (Mai) or email davidwa@yahoo.com.au. Come and have a look! 200m from beach between Tiger Bar and Laundry. restaurant equipment sale Gas charbroiler 70cm x 70cm free standing works great 11,000 baht or offer; flat top gas grill 80cm x 80cm free standing or counter top 10,000 baht or offer, 2 basket french fryer, free standing or counter top works good 7,000 baht or offer. Call 087 662 4408 wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000 Khao Takiab Restaurant for sale or partnership.

Robin’s Rest is an established and successful restaurant/ bar in Khao Takiab. We would like a partner, but will sell for the right price. Four floors with two fully equipped kitchens, bar area and two dining areas, plus five bedrooms, four bathrooms and lounge fully furnished.

Long term lease contract and rent is paid for the next year. Our valuation is 1.2 million baht and are flexible on the payment terms for either sale or partnership. Serious enquiries only, please contact Howard on 0837 889938 or email howard_coates56@yahoo.co.uk

Employment Thai lady, English speaking is looking for job, 1 day/week on Saturday or Sunday as maid, waitress, cook or anything else. Reliable and hard working. Tel 0842397551 guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115 staff wanted for day and night shifts at bar/ restaurant in Soi 102. Call Colin on 089 238 8397

Tel. 080 630 5740 (Eng/Swe) 087 138 0221 (Thai)

Wanted Coffeemachine (fully automatic), cake counter, refrigerators and coffee dishes for bakery wanted - please call 083 275 5096.

SERVICES Childcare/Kindergarten available for children 2-6 years old. International English speaking staff. 800 am to 5:00 pm Check our website at Seaviewacademyhuahin.com or call 085 287 5424.

Swimming pool available for swimming instruction or parental use. Highland Seaview location. Fun and nurturing environment. private english tuition by TEFL qualified teacher. All ages. Location to suit. Rates negotiable - please contact Loren on 081 007 6856 or email boscocan88@gmail.com

General Expat moving sale~ Hitachi Fridge - 22.cubic silver - 19,000B warranty; LG- 7kg front-load washer - 18,000B warranty; Samsung 52” 3D T.V. with hand & voice recognition - 95,000 B. w/warranty (Includes wireless surround system with bluetooth, subwoofer + +); L-shape sofa - 19,000 B. Call - 081-919-7769 Thai Ridgeback puppy 6 Months Female color (blue) Pure breed with Reg Thai Kennel Club. Call 081919-7769 10,000 Baht Attractive Hard Wood Garden Furniture. Table and Four Chairs for sale. 3000 Baht. Jim, 0812590617 special offer! collection of CDs, Classic and Pop, all genres from the fifties to the present day. Over 300 in the collection. Offers invited. Call 087 088 2586.

Shop dummies and display units for sale. Call 089 530 8771.

Solid Hardwood Dining room chairs. I have 5 Hardwood Dining room chairs for sale, 2,500 B each.

They are brand new, never used. Made of Mai Dang hardwood. Very sturdy. Contact Dave on 083 692 8050

General - sports Looking for tennis partner – medium level Robert tel 0866097470 Ping Lattidue V2 Golf bag for sale, very good condition, 1. 200 THB. Call: 085 502 8939 (English or German) or 081 011 1128 (Thai) pool table for sale 7 feet long. 38,000 baht. View in Atlantis Bar or call Pascal on 080 244 0008.

SPRINGFIELD GOLF FAMILY LIFE MEMBERSHIP for sale 200,000 baht ono plus 107,000 baht transfer fee telephone 081 088 5313 king cobra baffler rescue club 1r 16deg still shaft. Like new 3500 baht. 086 893 2926. wanted vokey wedge. 086 893 2926 Brand new Nike 4 H Hybrid club for sale. Fubuki graphite R flex shaft. Never been used. 3500baht. Call 0838133585.

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SPRINGFIELD GOLF LIFE Membership for sale 200,000 baht plus 107,000 baht transfer fee telephone 084 884 0547 Golf woods and irons for sale; Ping Driver Rapture V2, R Flex 6,000 Baht; PING 5 wood Rapture V2, S Flex 5,000 Baht; PING Irons ISI Copper 3-SW, Cushin Steel Shaft 7,000 Baht; Titleist Driver 907 D1, S Flex 5,000 Baht; TailorMade Driver Ti Bubble2 2,000 Baht; Callaway 3 Wood Great Big Bertha 2,000 Baht. Contact Jan Fridberg 086 997 4572 SPRINGFIELD GOLF LIFETIME Membership for sale 225,000 baht + Transfer Fee 107,000 baht. Email: aromaresponse@hotmail.com, Tel: 089 539 7283.

auto: 3 wheels & LESS Motorbike/ Scooter Wanted for Private Buyer.

Call 083 851 8226 (Eng/Thai)

auto: 4 wheels pluS toyota vigo double cab 4 door, 4 months old, 2.5 litre turbo petrol, white, automatic, 2 wheel drive, complete TRD fitted kit, 750,000 baht or 25,000 baht per month rental. Call 081 817 3000.

FORD FOCUS 2.0 Sport for sale. 5 door hatchback, auto, 2 years old, 68,000 Km. 1 year warranty remains, good condition. B 645,000. Eng 086 120 0949 Thai 089 824 8173 2005 Chevy Optra for sale. 115K on speedometer.

Good shape 300,000 baht. Call 086 668 1896 Great Fun Jeep For Sale Well maintained and completely refurbished four seater yellow Willy’s Jeep for sale. Two litre Toyota diesel engine. Looks great and drives great! Also has radio/CD player. All documents in order and taxed until February 2014. Must be seen to be appreciated! 365,000 baht - offers considered. Call 032 523604 or 084 205 6576 to make an appointment with Jasmine the Jeep!

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Please contact 089 530 8771 for details. *modern shop and apartment for sale. 3.5 m baht Fully owned, no lease. Contact owner on 085 542 2918 or 2919. More details on www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com popular restaurant business for sale in Hua Hin; 3.7m baht. More details on luckyhuahin.com central hua hin bar for sale. Great opportunity in the heart of the nightlife area. Rent paid until December 2013 and locked in at the same rate for five years. Well established for over 8 years this has often been one of the busiest bars in town. Offers in the region of 3 million baht wanted - contact 081 649 8361 if you are a serious buyer. sunrise coast commercial properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.

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property for Rent lovely House for rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 borfai Villa for rent. Long term only. 2 bed plus 1 bedroom or study, 2 bath (1 ensuite), fully furnished, fully equipped modern kitchen, air con and fans, TV and internet connections. Landscaped gardens all round the house and car port and large terrace at the front. 25,000 baht per month negotiable on longer term rents. More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771.

Property for sale Properties with an asterisk (*) have more details in Property Marketplace on p 25. *great value canal road home; 2.6m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. *end terrace townhouse in popular area; 3.75m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. *large bungalow near town centre; 4.5m baht.

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POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. beautiful new houses on quiet project;from 3m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. attractive house on small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.

Delightful small house in Hua Hin; just 1.8m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.

Four Bed Villa On Stilts 4.9m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.

Two Bed House On Stilts 3.6m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.

Stunning House In South Hua Hin 7.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.

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two bed apartments in Hua Hin with great facilities; 3.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.

Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. pool villa overlooking lake in Hua Hin, 2 bed; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. european style villa, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large house/land near Palm Hills, 4 bed; 4.5m baht.Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin. com or call 089 530 8771 for details. stunning L shaped Borfai bungalow; 9.9m baht.

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Beautiful two storey house in Hua Hin; 12.5 m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin. com or call 089 530 8771 for details. land for sale in Kaeng Krachan/ Hua Hin area.

Beautiful area surrounded by mountains and nature.

Call K. Surat on 087 169 9204 or K. Natthaphong on 089 547 9843

Property wanted up to seven rai of land wanted with good mountain view. We have a buyer waiting for the right location.

Please contact realestate@luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 House and land wanted. Does your Thai friend or family have a dilapidated house on land to offer? In or somewhat close to Hua Hin? I need something that I can rebuild slowly on my small monthly pension. Please call Martin at 084 757 1483 Wanted for a long term rent, 3 bedroom villa, in a quiet area, minimum 120m2 Living area, land size 350-400m2 with either a private pool or communal.

Budget MAX 17,000 THB per month. Contact Nigel on 080 100 4194 Wanted Beach Front Villa Looking for a 4+ bedroom, pool villa on the beach, with a good size plot of land. Between Cha Am and Takiab. Cash waiting!!

Genuine replies only. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 Wanted Condo for rent Wanted for long term rent: 1/2 Bedroom Condo, with good cooking facilities close to the center of Hua Hin. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194

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Phetkasem Rd. Useful Numbers Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018 CAT 032 511 350 Local Consular Representatives

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pa’s beer garden, Soi 6; Monday 11th November from 6pm Pa’s Birthday Party. Free food, live music, all welcome. zab wer restaurant, Soi 112; Sunday 1st December from 9am to 1pm, Car Boot Sale. Book your space now just 300 baht (cars/trucks) or 100 baht (motorbikes). (see ad p11 for details) terrace 90, Soi 90; Every Saturday in November. Ritchie Newton’s Elvis Presley Show. Tickets 150 baht.

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Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Free Bar B Que every Friday from 5pm. when spend 180 bt. Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht on drinks and get it free!.

Special prices on Leo Draft all day everyday (from open till close).

British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt.

Cantaloupe Island, Soi 61; Every Friday from 8pm Mexican Jam Night organised by Margaritas specials on Mexican food, beer and Margaritas Chaam Pub and Restaurant, Jai Ai Road; Beer & Pasta Mondays

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Dizzy Dolphin, Samorphong; Every Friday - Unlimited Fridays.

From 7 - 9pm pay 399 baht and get unlimited refills of house wine; OR 70 baht a glass. Happy Tuesdays from 7 - 9pm get Vodka or Gin plus a mixer for just 60 baht! just like mom’s, Soi Wat Khao Noi (near Dinosaur Market); Daily specials just 110 baht - every day a different dish with mash,vegetable and dinner roll. Now serving breakfasts from 8.30am. lawn bowls hua hin, seajays resort, off the Pala U Road; EVERY Thursday is Bowls and Burger Day (Free Burger) and EVERY Friday is Free Membership Day worth 500Baht le pimiento,Naresdamri Road; Every day between 12-3pm, Snack Set Menu just 119 baht, and Lunch Set Menu 3 courses just 199 baht. sinatras, Soi 102; Tuesday & Thursday 5 - 9pm A meal & a drink for 99 baht! Sunday Roast for 99 baht! Two sittings every Sunday at 2pm and 6pm. Roast Pork plus roast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, 3 veg,

apple sauce and gravy. No drink requirement - what have you got to lose? Bookings only Terrace 90, Soi 90; Every Tuesday - Large Buffet featuring our Famous BBQ Ribs and Chicken, Roasts, Pasta, Tex Mex, Breads, Salads, Soup, Desserts and more, just 359 baht (Kids 199 baht). See ad p23.

Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 45 baht, large Leo 50 baht, restaurant and general store. Open daily 7am10pm. 085 405 6976 (T) 085 704 8210(E) British style Sunday Roasts:

Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant EVERYDAY Roast Lamb, Beef, Pork & Turkey Dinners Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Sinatras, Soi 102 Seajays Resort, Tamarind Gardens off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd

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DELIGHTFUL SMALL HOUSE with 2 bedrooms just off RESORT TOWNHOUSES from 1.9m baht with all facilities Pala-U Road. 1,9m baht. Ref. 032555 in West Hua Hin. Ref. 032584 BARGAIN PRICE HOUSE with 2 bedrooms in quiet area POOL VILLAS with 2, 3 or 4 bedrooms in West Hua Hin near bypass. 1.9m baht. Ref. 032542 from just 2.7m baht. Ref. 032583 FIVE BED VILLA CENTRAL HUA HIN at a great price of HIGH QUALITY 2 and 3 bed villas in good location 3m baht; just needs some TLC. Ref. 032571 available from 2.35m baht. Ref. 032574 WELL EQUIPPED TWO BED HOUSE in convenient BEAUTIFUL NEW HOUSES in quiet area in 7 different location for sale (2.6m baht) or long term rent (12k per designs of between 2 and 4 bedrooms. Prices from 3m month). 2 bathrooms, fully furnished. Ref. 032567 to 5.4m baht. Ref. 032558 NEW HOUSES ON PALA U ROAD from 2.2m baht with 5 3m to 6m baht designs of 2 and 3 bed homes. Ref. 032554 POOL VILLAS AT GREAT PRICES only 9 plots in West Hua FOUR BED VILLA ON STILTS with great mountain views Hin from 3.5m baht. Ref. 032559 in small and well maintained village, quiet and private.

ULTRA MODERN LUXURY PROJECT in SW Hua Hin all with 4.9m baht. Ref. 032549 pools, choice of designs, from 7m baht. Ref. 032583 POOL VILLA NEAR CENTRAL HUA HIN with 3 beds, 2 PEACEFUL MODERN DEVELOPMENT near Banyan GC bath in small gated community. Furniture included in with a choice of up to 5 bed designs. Prices from 7 realistic price of 4.8m baht. Ref. 032566 15m baht. Ref. 032564 LOVELY HOUSE ON HUGE PLOT near Palm Hills - over NEW POOL VILLAS IN SOUTH HUA HIN 2 bed, 2 bath 900 sqm for this 4 bed two storey house only yards from 3.9m baht up to 3 bed, 2 bath at 6.8m baht. All from the rear entrance to the golf course. Furnished facilities expected of a gated community. Ref. 032553 and with a pool/jacuzzi, just 4.5m baht. Ref. 032538 Exclusive Villas On New Project from 4.1m baht.

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Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 So ashamed will you be about falling down the stairs that you’ll lie to friends and family, telling them your husband beat you instead.

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hua hin/kao takiab ladies Pool League

results Week 29 4th November 2013 Railway Tavern v TK Roadhouse n/a Sa Sa Bar v Muan Bar n/a Somatch (3D+1) Bar v Lanla Bar n/a Sunset Boulevard v Jaew Bar n/a The Clansmen v Dolphin Bar n/a The Dutchman v Casanova Bar n/a The Lord Webb v Breakfast Club n/a The Squealing Pig v Bobby’s Birds n/a

results Week 26 1st November 2013 Clansmen v Oasis n/a Dolphin Bar 2 - 6 Maria Bar 1 Hua Hin Miss You 2 - 6 The Dutchman JW Black 6 - 2 Sunset Boulevard Lord Webb 2 - 6 Hey Hua Hin Maria Bar 2 7 - 1 Jaew Bar Pa’s Beer Garden 2 - 6 Lucky Shot A Sofia Hotel 1 - 7 The Sports Bar

League Table

League Table

Team Muan Bar The Clansmen Lord Webb Jaew Bar Railway Tavrn Bobby’s Birds Squealing Pig Somatch Bar Lanla Bar The Dutchman Sunset B’vard TK Roadhouse

P 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28

Dolphin Bar

28 11 2 15 -16 24 28 4 4 20 -104 12

Casanova Bar Sa Sa Bar

W 26 19 19 18 17 16 12 12 12 11 8 9

28 3 Breakfast Club 28 0

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LUCKY SHOT BAR

D 0 5 3 4 5 4 4 2 2 3 8 6

L 2 4 6 6 6 8 12 14 14 14 12 13

+/- Pts 114 52 68 43 54 41 54 40 58 39 46 36 -2 28 14 26 8 26 -30 25 -6 24 -12 24

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Team Maria Bar 1 Oasis Maria Bar 2 Hey Hua Hin Lucky Shot A Dolphin Bar JW Black Sunset B’vard Lord Webb Jaew Bar Sports Bar

P 25 24 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 24

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W 21 15 14 16 13 15 14 11 8 6 5

D 4 6 8 4 9 5 5 4 5 5 6

L +/- Pts 0 92 46 3 64 36 3 58 36 5 48 36 3 52 35 5 36 35 6 38 33 10 4 26 12 4 21 14 -42 17 13 -18 16

The Dutchman 25 5 Clansmen 24 5

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HHin Miss You 25 3 Pa’s Beer Gdn 10 3

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Sofia Hotel

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fixtures Week 30 11th November 2013 Bobby’s Birds v TK Roadhouse Breakfast Club v The Squealing Pig Casanova Bar v The Lord Webb Dolphin Bar v The Dutchman Jaew Bar v The Clansmen Lanla Bar v Sunset Boulevard Muan Bar v Somatch (3D+1) Bar Railway Tavern v Sa Sa Bar

this week’s fixtures Week 27 8th November 2013 Hey Hua Hin v Hua Hin Miss You Jaew Bar v Clansmen Lucky Shot A v Sofia Hotel Maria Bar 1 v JW Black Oasis v Lord Webb Sunset Boulevard v Maria Bar 2 The Dutchman v Pa’s Beer Garden The Sports Bar v Dolphin Bar

FRIDAY DARTS

next week’s fixtures Week 28 15th November 2013 Dolphin Bar v Lucky Shot A Hua Hin Miss You v Oasis JW Black v The Sports Bar Lord Webb v Jaew Bar Maria Bar 2 v Clansmen Pa’s Beer Garden v Hey Hua Hin Sofia Hotel v The Dutchman Sunset Boulevard v Maria Bar 1

OPEN DARTS COMPETITION Each week you can join in a fun knockout competition at a different venue every Friday at 7.30 pm. Current venues are All Nations 55, Johnny’s 56, Jungle Juice and Hua Hin Miss You. Please contact Martin 090 498 7511 or Oil 087 153 2259 for the latest information.

thursday friendly Pool League

results Week 15 31st October 2013 Dara Bar 8 - 10 Squealing Pig Hut Bar 5 - 13 Clansmen J Sports Bar 10 - 8 Casanova’s Jaew Bar 16 - 2 Sinatras Lanla Bar 13 - 5 Sasa Bar Maria’s 14 - 4 Railway Tavern League Table Team Clansmen Maria’s Lanla Bar Railway Tavern Jaew Bar J Sports Bar Squealing Pig Dara Bar Sasa Bar Hut Bar Casanova’s Sinatras

P 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15

W 13 12 10 8 6 6 6 5 6 4 2 0

D L +/2 0 78 2 1 72 1 4 46 3 4 12 3 6 22 2 7 0 2 7 -22 2 8 -20 0 9 -34 3 8 -30 2 11 -46 2 13 -78

Fixtures Week 17 14th November 2013 Hut Bar v Squealing Pig J Sports Bar v Dara Bar Jaew Bar v Clansmen Lanla Bar v Casanova’s Maria’s v Sinatras Railway Tavern v Sasa Bar

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Pts 28 26 21 19 15 14 14 12 12 11 6 2

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hua hin/khao takiab Fun Pool League

results Week 7 6th November 2013 Beach Hut Bar 13 - 5 Muan Bar Bobby’s Bangers 11 - 7 TK Roadies Hey Hua Hin 14 - 4 Clansman Maria’s Bar 17 - 1 Casanova’s Sunset Boulevard 14 - 4 Beer O’Clock Club TK Roadhouse 15 - 3 Jaew Bar The Bridge 10 - 8 Bobby’s Beauties League Table Team Maria’s Bar Beach Hut Bar TK Roadhouse Muan Bar Sunset B’vard Jaew Bar Clansman Hey Hua Hin Bobbys Bngers TK Roadies Casanova’s Beer O’Clock Bobbys Bties The Bridge

P 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6

W 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 3 3 2 1 0 1 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 1

L 0 1 1 2 2 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 5 5

+/- Pts 40 12 38 10 30 10 24 8 24 8 4 6 2 6 -2 6 -20 6 -22 4 -22 3 -22 2 -24 2 -50 1

Fixtures Week 8 13th November 2013 Beer O’Clock Club v Bobby’s Bangers Bobby’s Beauties v TK Roadhouse Casanova’s v The Bridge Jaew Bar v Clansman Maria’s Bar v Sunset Boulevard Muan Bar v Hey Hua Hin TK Roadies v Beach Hut Bar cha am POOL LEAGUE

results Week 9 31st October 2013 Blue Lagoon v Birdy Bar n/a Cha Cha Bar1 v Butterfly Bar n/a Fiesta Bar v Cha Cha Bar2 n/a FIXTURES Week 11 14th November 2013 Birdy Bar v Fiesta Bar Butterfly Bar v Cha Cha Bar2 Cha Cha Bar1 v Blue Lagoon League table Team Fiesta Bar Birdy Bar Cha Cha Bar1 Butterfly Bar Cha Cha Bar2 Blue Lagoon

P W 8 6 8 5 8 2 8 3 8 1 8 1

D 1 1 4 1 3 2

L +/- Pts 1 24 13 2 14 11 2 -2 8 4 -12 7 4 -8 5 5 -16 4

hash house harriers

A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!

The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering with beer, soft drinks, water and snacks then later to a nearby restaurant for a meal. If you would like to come along then visit the websites at www.cah3.info or www.huahinhhh.com or the Facebook page at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions.

People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk.

NEXT RUN Saturday 9th October 2013 @ 4.00 pm CHA-AM H3 Run #217 GPS coordinates: N 12.53715, E 99.9154. (N 12 32.229, E 99 54.924) Google map link: http://goo.gl/Nk3mfU or http:// goo.gl/vaHpI2 FROM HUA HIN 1) Proceed SOUTH on Phet Kasem Road and turn into Soi 88/Route 1043.

2) Head WEST on Soi 88/Route 1043, cross the railway then immediately turn RIGHT. 3) Continue for 5.2 k on Soi 88 then turn LEFT (HHH Sign) 4) Continue a further 1.4 k down this road then turn LEFT (HHH Sign).

5) Continue a further 0.5 k down this road to car park.

FROM CHA-AM USING PHET KASEM ROAD Make your way SOUTH on Phet Kasem Road to Hua Hin and turn RIGHT into Soi 88 then follow directions as above from Hua Hin FROM CHA-AM USING THE BY-PASS 1) Proceed SOUTH to the Pala-U Flyover and exit LEFT onto Route 3218 to Hua Hin. 2) Continue towards Hua Hin for 3.5 k then turn LEFT just before the 7 Km marker onto Route 2004/1004 (HHH Sign).

3) Continue for 3.3 k on on Route 2004/1004 to cross roads and turn LEFT onto Route 1043 (HHH Sign) 3) Continue for 2.2 k on Route 1043 do not take bend to left but proceed straight passing HHH sign on right to car park.

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results Week 25 6th November 2013 All Nations 55 5 - 14 JW Red Billys A 9 - 10 All Nations GH JW Black 8 - 11 King Bar A Jungle Juice A 8 - 11 Sabai King Bar B 10 - 9 Jungle Juice B O’Neills Sports Bar 4 - 15 Buckleys Pink Panther 8 - 11 Moonlight r SOMatch Bar v Billys B n/a No match - Tiger Bar Fixtures Week 26 13th November 2013 All Nations GH v JW Black Billys B v Pink Panther Jungle Juice B v All Nations 55 JW Red v SOMatch Bar King Bar A v Jungle Juice A Moonlight v Billys A Sabai v O’Neills Sports Bar Tiger Bar v King Bar B No match - Tiger Bar league table Team Buckleys Moonlight King Bar A King Bar B Jungle Juice B JW Red Pink Panther Tiger Bar All Nations GH JW Black Sabai Jungle Juice A O’Neills Sports Bar Billys B SOMatch Bar Billys A All Nations 55

P 24 24 24 23 23 22 23 23 24 24 24 22 22 19 20 21 18

W 22 21 19 17 15 15 13 12 12 11 10 9 6 5 2 1 0

L 2 3 5 6 8 7 10 11 12 13 14 13 16 14 18 20 18

+/142 106 66 71 49 46 43 3 2 -24 -1 -16 -88 -57 -98 -128 -116

Pts 44 42 38 34 30 30 26 24 24 22 20 18 12 10 4 2 0

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cha am darts fun LEAGUE

HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

results No fixtures last week League table Team P W D L Scandic Bar 5 4 1 0 Buddy Bar 6 4 0 2 Blue Lg Ladies 5 3 1 1 Blue Harley 5 2 0 3 Blue Lag Men 5 2 0 3 Scy Dart Flyers 4 1 0 3 Scandy Resort 4 0 0 4 P’dise Corner 0 0 0 0

+/- Pts 22 9 18 8 26 7 -4 4 -18 4 -14 2 -30 0 0 0

fixtures Week 7 13th November 2013 Blue Harley v Scandy Resort Blue Lagoon Men v Scandic Bar Buddy Bar v Paradise Corner Bar Scandy Dart Flyers v Blue Lagoon Ladies

cup results 1st Round 5th November 2013 All Nations Guesthouse v Cat Jiggapik Johnny’s 56 v Living room Chill Chill Bar v Hua Hin Miss You 1 Buddy Bar v O’Neills The Clansmen v Moon Light Paradise v Jungle Juice Robin’s Rest v Hua Hin Miss You 2 Blue Lagoon 1 v Blue Lagoon 2 division 1 fixtures Week 5 12th November 2013 Blue Lagoon 1 v Paradise CAT Jiggapik v Moon Light Jungle Juice v Blue Lagoon 2 Livingroom v Buddy Bar division 2 fixtures Week 5 12th November 2013 All Nations Guesthouse v The Clansmen Hua Hin Miss You 2 v Robin’s Rest Johnny’s 56 v Chill Chill Bar O’Neills v Hua Hin Miss You 1

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division 1 league table Team Paradise Jungle Juice Moon Light Blue Lagoon 1 Blue Lagoon 2 CAT Jiggapik Buddy Bar Livingroom

P W D L 4 4 0 0 4 3 0 1 4 2 0 2 3 2 0 1 4 1 1 2 3 1 1 1 4 1 0 3 4 0 0 4

+/- Pts 38 8 30 6 8 4 6 4 -2 3 -14 3 -18 2 -48 0

division 2 league table Team HHin Miss You 2 HHin Miss You 1 O’Neills Robin’s Rest All Nations GH Johnny’s 56 The Clansmen Chill Chill Bar

P W D L 4 3 1 0 4 3 0 1 4 3 0 1 4 3 0 1 4 1 1 2 4 1 0 3 4 1 0 3 4 0 0 4

+/- Pts 22 7 36 6 14 6 8 6 -10 3 -12 2 -14 2 -44 0

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Hua Hin Golf Society

Results 1st November 2013 Kaeng Krachan V - M Stableford 22 entered 1st Daniel Bechu 42 pts (08) 2nd Tom Duzanica 40 pts (05) 3rd Eila Hogsten 36 pts (33) 4th Peter Morgensen 36 pts (15) 26

forthcoming fixtures 12th November 2013 Seapines Singles Matchplay 15th November 2013 Black Mountain Medal/ Stableford

RESULTS 6th November 2013 Kaeng Krachan V & M Stableford 11 entered 1st Bill Henderson 35 pts (09) 2nd Alan Rawson 35 pts (16) 3rd Geoff G Batt-Rawden 34 pts (08) 4th Peter Dunne 32 pts (08) 4th November 2013 Lake View AB Strokeplay 14 entered 1st Nigel Guest 88 - 17 = 71 2nd Mick Mace 87 - 15 = 72 3rd John Anstee 96 - 23 = 73 4th Per Bergstrom 96 - 23 = 73 Upcoming Fixtures 11th November Lakeview AB S’ford/Eclectic 13th November Palm Hills 2BBB Aggregate cha am golf club

Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES 13th November 2013 at Lakeview 27th November 2013 tba

robin’s roll up

Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results.

Results: 1st november 2013 Front 9 - N. Guest 17 pts Back 9 - R. Thorley 20 pts Overall - R. Thorley 36 pts lake view members club

1st November 2013 A&B Stableford 1st Reto Vorburger 38pts; 2nd Craig Miller 35pts; 3rd Mike Knight 34pts; 4th Peter Trim 33pts 4th November 2013 A&B Medal 1st Craig Miller (3) 69 net; 2nd Mike Knight (14) 71 net; 3rd Jan Friedberg (16) 73 net 6th November 2013 C&D- 3 man Team Combined Stableford 1st G. Snelderwaard (G)/P. Trim/M. Verkuijlen 80pts; 2nd K. Kuijt (G)/J. Friedberg/D.Leaver 79pts; 3rd P. Tucker/S. O’Brien/A. Williams (G) 78pts FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday

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english premier league table

(all times Thailand) Saturday 9th November 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Aston Villa v Cardiff 22:00 Chelsea v West Brom 22:00 Crystal Palace v Everton 22:00 Liverpool v Fulham 22:00 Southampton v Hull 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Reading v QPR 19:15 Barnsley v Doncaster 22:00 Blackpool v Ipswich 22:00 Bolton v Millwall 22:00 Brighton v Blackburn 22:00 Burnley v Bournemouth 22:00 Charlton v Leeds 22:00 Derby v Sheff Wed 22:00 Huddersfield v Birmingham 22:00 Leicester v Nottm Forest 22:00 Middlesbrough v Watford 22:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Ross County v Celtic 19:45 Aberdeen v Hearts 22:00 Hibernian v Inverness CT 22:00 Motherwell v Dundee Utd 22:00 Partick Thistle v St Mirren 22:00 St Johnstone v Kilmarnock 22:00 Sunday 10th November 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Norwich v West Ham 00:30 Tottenham v Newcastle 19:00 Sunderland v Man City 21:05 Man Utd v Arsenal 23:10 Swansea v Stoke 23:10 CHAMPIONSHIP Yeovil v Wigan 22:00

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Team Arsenal Chelsea Liverpool Tottenham Man City Southampton Everton Man Utd Newcastle Hull West Brom Cardiff Swansea Aston Villa West Ham Fulham Stoke Norwich Sunderland Crystal Palace

P GD PTS 10 13 25 10 8 20 10 7 20 10 4 20 10 17 19 10 7 19 10 4 19 10 4 17 10 -2 14 10 -2 14 10 0 13 10 -4 12 10 0 11 10 -3 11 10 0 10 10 -5 10 10 -4 9 10 -14 8 10 -15 4 10 -15 3

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Any participants from last season (seen in the final table below) will be automatically re-entered (as long as their log in remains the same) but for any new entrants please use the following code to join:

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The website address to sign in or sign up is fantasy.premierleague.com/ AWOL CHALLENGE TABLE 2013/2014 Team GW TOT 1 Mr. ChaAming 83 611 2 Destroyers 87 578 3 Lost Cafe 32 565 4 I am...Sasha Fierce 73 557 5 Red and Blue Bangers 43 549 6 FreeBradleyManning 59 538 7 Penshioners 41 527 8 Hua Hin United 51 523 9 Wanderlust United 53 504 10 Portsmouth City FC 58 493 11 Beeblebrox 41 479 12 AWOL Wanderers 44 458 13 Debbies11 35 456 14 FC OK 60 455 15 Highland Dykes 55 455 16 Event Horizon 34 448 17 Khao Noi All Stars 40 442 18 Dans Demons 54 433 19 Tahitian Queen 45 432

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high speed reds Man Utd fans back HS2 rail service from london proposal

london, england Manchester United fans have backed the government’s report on the benefits of HS2, admitting that the new high-speed link from London to Manchester will make match-days far more convenient.

It had been a bad week for the government’s HS2 rail plans as MPs voted on funding, with revisions to the predicted benefits and pressure from opposition both inside and beyond Parliament. However, David Cameron has received support for the project from an unexpectedly vocal source.

Manchester United supporters groups have declared they will be lobbying for the project to go ahead in its current proposed format, citing that the high-speed rail link will reduce the time it takes for supporters to see their team play at home.

According to Simon Williams, secretary of MUFC Season Ticket Holders Guild, “This new rail line will make access to home games so

Left: One of the infamous ‘Surrey Firm’ Manchester United fans shows his pleasure at the high speed train proposal

much easier for our members.”

“Currently it takes me over three hours to get from Wimbledon to Old Trafford on match days, add in a couple of hours at the ground and the return journey and that’s basically the whole day gone.”

“The new high-speed route will cut about an hour out of each journey, making it far more

feasible for fans from Man Utd strongholds such as Tunbridge Wells and Hemel Hempstead to make the trip.”

“Without doubt, the possibility of travelling up in a Eurostar-style first class compartment would appeal to your average Man Utd fan.”

“If they can provide some sort of Lexus-only parking at Euston, that would be even better.”

Asked to consider the negative aspects of the proposal, Williams was concise, “The only downside I can envisage is that eating on the train might result in a fall in demand for prawn sandwiches at the ground,” “But I’m sure the club could balance the books by introducing another kit or something.”

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