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15 November 2013

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2014 hua hin jazz festival announced

hua hin, THAILAND While it may be too early to celebrate just yet, the press release this week announcing the 2014 Hua Hin Jazz Festival is a welcome sign that this time some early planning is afoot. The announcement said, “The Hua Hin Municipality has in majority voted and granted B-Concept Media Entertainment Group’s Passion4Share division to manage, promote and execute the Hua Hin Jazz Festival in Thailand. The next edition of the Jazz Festival will take place between 20-22 June 2014. The exact dates have yet to be officially confirmed by the organizer.”

The release went on to outline the history of the festival, and hinted that the musical lineup would once again feature foreign jazz artists, and suggests that an overall more professional approach is being adopted - “A broader international and local jazz line-up will be presented for the next edition and confirmed closer to the festival date. Festival communication will be improved. Environmental issues will be addressed, international production standards will be implemented. Stronger partnerships will be developed that sustain The Hua Hin Jazz Festival for the future. ... the committee felt that Hua Hin Jazz Festival deserves more attention and grow the festival with more partners involved.”

More information is and will be available on the official festival website www.thehuahinjazzfestival.com, and regular updates are promised. Local and international artists can register and upload their professional profiles to EZY-Booking.com (www.ezy-booking.com). AWOL will of course try to keep our readers updated as well.

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california, usa Need a new liver? Just print one: 3D printer makes working human liver A group of US scientists have created the world’s smallest human liver which can survive for forty days and works like the real thing – using a 3D printer.

The mini-livers, made by California-based medical research company Organvo, are just half a millimetre deep and four millimetres wide but can perform most of the functions that a real liver can.

The printer builds up 20 layers of hepatocytes cells, which carry out liver functions, along with two major types of liver cell. It also adds cells from the lining of a blood vessel. This allows the liver cells to receive nutrients and oxygen.

The most recent liver created survived for 40 days in the lab, which might not seem very long as human liver cells are replaced every 300 to 500 days, but the company’s previous mini-liver only survived for five days.

Keith Murphy, Organovo’s chief executive officer said: ‘In April we were able to show that liver function was retained in our 3D liver for over five days, and we have now demonstrated that our tissues perform consistently for at least 40 days, a significant improvement over the average 48 hour performance of 2D cultures.’

austria World’s first robot suicide? Android ‘rebels’ against monotonous housework Tedious housework was seemingly too much for one cleaning robot to take, when it apparently rebelled and decided to end it all. The android was given the tiresome task of cleaning up some spilt cereal before it climbed on to a kitchen hotplate where it was destroyed, according to reports in Austria. It had reportedly grown weary of being forced to clean the same house every day and decided to become a martyr to the robot cause.

‘Somehow it seems to have reactivated itself and made its way along the work surface where it pushed a cooking pot out of the way and basically that was the end of it,’ explained fireman Helmut Kniewasser, who was called to tackle the blaze at Hinterstoder in Kirchdorf.

‘It pretty quickly started to melt underneath and then stuck to the kitchen hotplate. It then caught fire. By the time we arrived, it was just a pile of ash.’

He added: ‘The entire building had to be evacuated and there was severe smoke damage particularly in the flat where the robot had been in use. It’s a mystery how it came to be activated and ended up making its way to the hotplate. I don’t know about the allegations of a robot suicide but the homeowner is insistent that the device was switched off.’

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By Roger Norwood Before I start on this week’s topic, I feel the need to state something: Thai people are not stupid. Now with that out of the way, it has emerged recently that Thailand ranks lower than several other South East Asian countries in English skills, and for many expats this will come as no surprise.

With the 2015 Asian Ecomomic Community formation looming, many are wondering whether Thai workers will be able to compete with those from Malaysia, Singapore, the Phillipines and Indonesia when it comes to jobs requiring spoken English, and even less developed nations like Cambodia and Myanmar are thought to have more and better English speakers.

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One of the problems is that the teaching of English in Thailand’s government schools is often lacking, and often without a native English speaker; frequently the text books used have basic spelling or grammatical mistakes, much as you will encounter on menus and adverts here.

One will meet plenty of ordinary Thais who can speak good English, but this is mostly borne out of constant exposure at work or home, or self learning, and not down to their formal education. There is also an issue of confidence, and that old farang bugbear, face, that comes into play as well, so Thais who are learning or have learnt English rarely actually speak it for fear of making a mistake and thus losing face.

Of course it is very much easier to learn another language when you are young, and it does seem that there are either not the resources or the will to make English Thailand’s second language, as it is in the aforementioned countries. Could this also be an issue of face? Certainly in October 2010 the previous government turned down a proposal by the committee on education reform to do so. The reason given by the Education Minister at the time, Chinnaworn Boonyakiat, was that people might misunderstand Thailand’s history and think that it was once a former foreign colony.

The Thais are proud of never being colonised, so it would be somewhat ironic if this ultimately holds them back economically.

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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated.

This week it is..... Union Jack The popular name of the national flag of the United way: A ship’s flag of smaller size than the ensign, used Kingdom. at sea as a signal, or as a mark of distinction; spec. the Two subjects that arouse passion more than most are small flag which is flown from the jack-staff at the bow language and national identity and in the UK these of a vessel (formerly at the sprit-sail topmast head), collide at the name of the national flag. and by which the nationality of a ship is indicated, as What’s the flag called? It’s the Union Jack of course. in British jack, Dutch jack, French jack.

Pause for an intake of breath amongst purists; “No, it’s Both Union Flag and Union Jack are widely accepted the Union Flag!”. as referring to the national flag of the United Kingdom.

Whether you prefer ‘flag’ or ‘jack’, most agree on the In reality neither Union Jack or Union Flag is formally union part of the name. Nevertheless, let’s press on and adopted and so you are free to use either. try to explain the oddly named standard, the Union Jack. The Union Jack is flown from the jack-staff, which is a The ‘union’ part is straightforward. The flag originated spar on the bow of a sailing ship, and some say that the as a visual representation of the various political unions only time that the flag should be called the Union Jack is of the countries that formed the United Kingdom of when it is flown from a ship’s jack-staff. If you like you Great Britain and Northern Ireland, the present design can opt for über-pedantry and call it the Union Jack Flag. being established in 1801.

For and against we have: ‘Union Flag’ is first known in The flag was formed by combining the crosses of the print in 1634 and ‘Union Jack’ is first found in 1674, so patron saints of England, Scotland and Ireland - St. ‘Union Flag’ supporters may say that it had the name George, St. Andrew and St. Patrick. Wales was already first and that ‘Union Jack’ is just a nickname. a principality of England by this point so didn’t get visual Union Jack is more widely used and so has the advantage representation on the flag. So, that’s ‘Union’. Now to the that everyone around the world will know what you are tricky part - ‘jack’ or ‘flag’. The OED defines ‘jack’ in this talking about.

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guys sensitivity exam (Thanks to Grahame) 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking.

B. Screwing C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.

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Daily, weekly or long term 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your affection for her.

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.

C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth.

B. An oxymoron.

C. A moron.

8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to an entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

3. You always time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.

9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time.

C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you’ve just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. 1000 baht extra.

Evaluating Results: If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.

If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy.

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Restaurants / Food All In Hua Hin British Breakfast Foods Buffalo Tavern Burgers & Beer Hua Hin Ham & Bacon Karoon Restaurant Let’s Eat Lin’s Café Phone For Food S & S Indian Restaurant Terrace 90 Victoria

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Telephone E-MAIL/WEB 032 512747 www.allnationshuahin.com 032 511564 or 089 914 2168 victorresidence@gmail.com

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Business Restaurant. Good location on main road. Very low rental. All equipment etc 5 months old. Easy convert to any food style or Bar/Food. Equipment cost only.

Owner going home. 080 948 2926 Shop for rent in good area on Phetkasem Road.

Please call 089 761 5903 for details.

For Sale Sabai Restaurant Bar soi 116. 5 year 8 months lease, Rent paid up to August 2015. 6 tables room for more. Selling due to baby. 450,000 baht. Tel Thai Toom 082 364 4740, Eng. Steve 085 930 8952 restaurant equipment sale Gas charbroiler 70cm x 70cm free standing works great 11,000 baht or offer; flat top gas grill 80cm x 80cm free standing or counter top 10,000 baht or offer, 2 basket french fryer, free standing or counter top works good 7,000 baht or offer. Call 087 662 4408 wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000 Khao Takiab Restaurant for sale or partnership.

Robin’s Rest is an established and successful restaurant/ bar in Khao Takiab. We would like a partner, but will sell for the right price. Four floors with two fully equipped kitchens, bar area and two dining areas, plus five bedrooms, four bathrooms and lounge fully furnished.

Long term lease contract and rent is paid for the next year. Our valuation is 1.2 million baht and are flexible on the payment terms for either sale or partnership. Serious enquiries only, please contact Howard on 0837 889938 or email howard_coates56@yahoo.co.uk

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Thai lady, English speaking is looking for job, 1 day/week on Saturday or Sunday as maid, waitress, cook or anything else. Reliable and hard working. Tel 0842397551 guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115 staff wanted for day and night shifts at bar/ restaurant in Soi 102. Call Colin on 089 238 8397

Wanted Coffeemachine (fully automatic), cake counter, refrigerators and coffee dishes for bakery wanted - please call 083 275 5096.

Tel. 080 630 5740 (Eng/Swe) 087 138 0221 (Thai)

General Power Tools. Welder, Dropsaw, Routers, Jigsaw, S/Driver, Grinders, Orbital Sander etc. Sell as one lot.

Offers. 080 948 2926 Expat moving sale~ Hitachi Fridge - 22.cubic silver - 19,000B warranty; LG- 7kg front-load washer - 18,000B warranty; Samsung 52” 3D T.V. with hand & voice recognition - 95,000 B. w/warranty (Includes wireless surround system with bluetooth, subwoofer + +); L-shape sofa - 19,000 B. Call - 081-919-7769 Thai Ridgeback puppy 6 Months Female color (blue) Pure breed with Reg Thai Kennel Club. Call 081919-7769 10,000 Baht Attractive Hard Wood Garden Furniture. Table and Four Chairs for sale. 3000 Baht. Jim, 0812590617 special offer! collection of CDs, Classic and Pop, all genres from the fifties to the present day. Over 300 in the collection. Offers invited. Call 087 088 2586.

Shop dummies and display units for sale. Call 089 530 8771.

Solid Hardwood Dining room chairs. I have 5 Hardwood Dining room chairs for sale, 2,500 B each.

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General - sports Looking for tennis partner – medium level Robert tel 0866097470 Ping Lattidue V2 Golf bag for sale, very good condition, 1. 200 THB. Call: 085 502 8939 (English or German) or 081 011 1128 (Thai) pool table for sale 7 feet long. 38,000 baht. View in Atlantis Bar or call Pascal on 080 244 0008.

SPRINGFIELD GOLF FAMILY LIFE MEMBERSHIP for sale 200,000 baht ono plus 107,000 baht transfer fee telephone 081 088 5313 king cobra baffler rescue club 1r 16deg still shaft. Like new 3500 baht. 086 893 2926. wanted vokey wedge. 086 893 2926 Brand new Nike 4 H Hybrid club for sale. Fubuki graphite R flex shaft. Never been used. 3500baht. Call 0838133585.

SPRINGFIELD GOLF LIFE Membership for sale 200,000 baht plus 107,000 baht transfer fee telephone 084 884 0547 Golf woods and irons for sale; Ping Driver Rapture V2, R Flex 6,000 Baht; PING 5 wood Rapture V2, S Flex 5,000 Baht; PING Irons ISI Copper 3-SW, Cushin Steel Shaft 7,000 Baht; Titleist Driver 907 D1, S Flex 5,000 Baht; TailorMade Driver Ti Bubble2 2,000 Baht; Callaway 3 Wood Great Big Bertha 2,000 Baht. Contact Jan Fridberg 086 997 4572 SPRINGFIELD GOLF LIFETIME Membership for sale 225,000 baht + Transfer Fee 107,000 baht. Email: aromaresponse@hotmail.com, Tel: 089 539 7283.

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FORD FOCUS 2.0 Sport for sale. 5 door hatchback, auto, 2 years old, 68,000 Km. 1 year warranty remains, good condition. REDUCED to B 595,000. Eng 086 120 0949 Thai 089 824 8173 2005 Chevy Optra for sale. 115K on speedometer.

Good shape 300,000 baht. Call 086 668 1896 Great Fun Jeep For Sale Well maintained and completely refurbished four seater yellow Willy’s Jeep for sale. Two litre Toyota diesel engine. Looks great and drives great! Also has radio/CD player. All documents in order and taxed until February 2014. Must be seen to be appreciated! 365,000 baht - offers considered. Call 032 523604 or 084 205 6576 to make an appointment with Jasmine the Jeep!

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property for Rent lovely House for rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 borfai Villa for rent. Long term only. 2 bed plus 1 bedroom or study, 2 bath (1 ensuite), fully furnished, fully equipped modern kitchen, air con and fans, TV and internet connections. Landscaped gardens all round the house and car port and large terrace at the front. 25,000 baht per month negotiable on longer term rents. More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771.

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Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. pool villa overlooking lake in Hua Hin, 2 bed; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. european style villa, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.

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Property wanted up to seven rai of land wanted with good mountain view. We have a buyer waiting for the right location.

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Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Bowing to public pressure, manufacturers will soon introduce a new version of you that’s both environmentally friendly and completely free of pesticides.

Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 After years of zoological study and careful consideration, you’ve decided that what separates us from the animals is a clever system of ditches and barriers.

Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 Enlightenment and confusion will both be yours this week, when a tree falls in the woods only to make the sound of one hand clapping.

Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 You’ve never thought of yourself as an innovator in livestock genetics, as you have regular sex with them just like anybody else.

Gemini May 22 – June 21 Please stop referring to your bouts of gastrointestinal flatulence as “turning on the ol’ wind farm.” That’s not helping anyone.

Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 It may be years before your coworkers treat you with respect again, but it will have been worth it for the brief time spent inside the panda suit.

Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 You’ll finally become one with nature this week, thanks to a simple process known only as disintegration.

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 And to think you laughed when your high-school yearbook named you Most Likely To Be Responsible For The Extinction Of The Frigate Bird.

Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Plastic bags can wreak havoc on the environment, especially if like you, people keep using them to suffocate trees.

Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 There’s something the stars have been meaning to tell you about elephants, but you’ll soon find out for yourself.

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 Children are our nation’s greatest natural resource. Keep a stockpile of them in your basement in the event of an emergency.

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results Week 30 11th November 2013 Bobby’s Birds 6 - 6 TK Roadhouse Breakfast Club 5 - 7 The Squealing Pig Casanova Bar 5 - 7 The Lord Webb Dolphin Bar 8 - 4 The Dutchman Jaew Bar 7 - 5 The Clansmen Lanla Bar 4 - 8 Sunset Boulevard Muan Bar 6 - 6 Somatch (3D+1) Bar Railway Tavern 8 - 4 Sa Sa Bar

results Week 27 8th November 2013 Hey Hua Hin 6 - 2 Hua Hin Miss You Jaew Bar 2 - 6 Clansmen Lucky Shot A 8 - 0 Sofia Hotel Maria Bar 1 3 - 5 JW Black Oasis 5 - 3 Lord Webb Sunset Boulevard 2 - 6 Maria Bar 2 The Dutchman 3 - 5 Pa’s Beer Garden The Sports Bar v Dolphin Bar n/a

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League Table

Team Muan Bar The Clansmen The Lord Webb Jaew Bar Railway Tavern Bobby’s Birds Squealing Pig Lanla Bar Somatch Bar Sunset B’vard Dolphin Bar TK Roadhouse

P 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30

W 26 20 21 20 19 16 14 13 12 9 12 9

D 1 5 3 4 5 5 4 2 3 8 2 7

L 3 5 6 6 6 9 12 15 15 13 16 14

+/- Pts 112 53 70 45 58 45 58 44 66 43 42 37 4 32 6 28 12 27 -4 26 -16 26 -16 25

The Dutchman 30 11 3 16 -42 Casanova Bar 30 5 4 21 -98

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30 4 Breakfast Club 30 0

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fixtures The season is over. Congratulations to Muan Bar for winning the league.

The new season details will be printed here when they are received.

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OPEN DARTS COMPETITION Each week you can join in a fun knockout competition at a different venue every Friday at 7.30 pm. Current venues are All Nations 55, Johnny’s 56, Jungle Juice and Hua Hin Miss You. Please contact Martin 090 498 7511 or Oil 087 153 2259 for the latest information.

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Team Maria Bar 1 Oasis Maria Bar 2 Hey Hua Hin Lucky Shot A JW Black Dolphin Bar Sunset B’vard Lord Webb Jaew Bar Sports Bar

P 26 25 26 26 26 26 25 26 26 26 24

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W 21 16 15 17 14 15 15 11 8 6 5

D 4 6 8 4 9 5 5 4 5 5 6

L +/1 90 3 66 3 62 5 52 3 60 6 40 5 36 11 0 13 2 15 -46 13 -18

25 6 The Dutchman 26 5 Pa’s Beer Gdn 11 4

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17 -46

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HHin Miss You 26 3 Sofia Hotel 26 1

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this week’s fixtures Week 28 15th November 2013 Dolphin Bar v Lucky Shot A Hua Hin Miss You v Oasis JW Black v The Sports Bar Lord Webb v Jaew Bar Maria Bar 2 v Clansmen Pa’s Beer Garden v Hey Hua Hin Sofia Hotel v The Dutchman Sunset Boulevard v Maria Bar 1 next week’s fixtures Week 29 22nd November 2013 Clansmen v Pa’s Beer Garden Hey Hua Hin v JW Black Jaew Bar v Sofia Hotel Lord Webb v Hua Hin Miss You Lucky Shot A v Maria Bar 1 Maria Bar 2 v The Sports Bar Oasis v Dolphin Bar The Dutchman v Sunset Boulevard

Pts 46 38 38 38 37 35 35 26 21 17 16

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results Week 16 7th November 2013 Casanova’s 5 - 13 Jaew Bar Clansmen 12 - 6 J Sports Bar Dara Bar 10 - 8 Hut Bar Sasa Bar 3 - 15 Maria’s Sinatras 6 - 12 Lanla Bar Squealing Pig 6 - 12 Railway Tavern League Table Team Clansmen Maria’s Lanla Bar Railway Tavern Jaew Bar J Sports Bar Dara Bar Squealing Pig Sasa Bar Hut Bar Casanova’s Sinatras

P 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16

W 14 13 11 9 7 6 6 6 6 4 2 0

D L +/2 0 84 2 1 84 1 4 52 3 4 18 3 6 30 2 8 -6 2 8 -18 2 8 -28 0 10 -46 3 9 -32 2 12 -54 2 14 -84

Fixtures Week 18 21st November 2013 Casanova’s v Maria’s Clansmen v Lanla Bar Dara Bar v Jaew Bar Hut Bar v J Sports Bar Sinatras v Railway Tavern Squealing Pig v Sasa Bar

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results Week 8 13th November 2013 Beer O’Clock Club 10 - 8 Bobby’s Bangers Bobby’s Beauties 7 - 11 TK Roadhouse Casanova’s 10 - 8 The Bridge Jaew Bar 10 - 8 Clansman Maria’s Bar 14 - 4 Sunset Boulevard Muan Bar 8 - 10 Hey Hua Hin TK Roadies 4 - 14 Beach Hut Bar League Table Team Maria’s Bar Beach Hut Bar TK Roadhouse Sunset B’vard Hey Hua Hin Muan Bar Jaew Bar Bobbys Bngers Clansman Casanova’s Beer O’Clock TK Roadies The Bridge Bobbys B’ties

P 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8

W 8 7 7 5 5 4 4 4 3 2 1 2 1 1

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 1 0

L 0 1 1 3 3 4 4 4 5 5 5 6 6 7

+/- Pts 66 16 56 14 46 14 24 10 10 10 14 8 -6 8 -18 8 -10 6 -36 5 -30 4 -36 4 -50 3 -30 2

Fixtures Week 9 20th November 2013 Beach Hut Bar v Beer O’Clock Club Bobby’s Bangers v Maria’s Bar Clansman v Bobby’s Beauties Hey Hua Hin v Jaew Bar Muan Bar v TK Roadies The Bridge v Sunset Boulevard TK Roadhouse v Casanova’s cha am POOL LEAGUE

results Week 10 7th November 2013 Birdy Bar 2 - 4 Cha Cha Bar1 Butterfly Bar 1 - 5 Fiesta Bar Cha Cha Bar2 3 - 3 Blue Lagoon FIXTURES Week 12 21st November 2013 Blue Lagoon v Butterfly Bar Cha Cha Bar2 v Birdy Bar Fiesta Bar v Cha Cha Bar1

hash house harriers

A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!

The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering with beer, soft drinks, water and snacks then later to a nearby restaurant for a meal. If you would like to come along then visit the websites at www.cah3.info or www.huahinhhh.com or the Facebook page at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions.

People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk.

NEXT RUN Saturday 16th November 2013 @ 4.00 pm HUA HIN H3 Run #266 GPS Coordinates: N 12.641867, E 99.884176 (N 12 38.512, E 99 53.051) Google Map Link: from Hua Hin http://goo.gl/ maps/3o5KT or from by-pass http://goo.gl/ eLSP2P From Hua Hin: Map Link http://goo.gl/pQ0KEU Head North on the Phet Kasem Road and after the 220 km marker turn LEFT onto Chom Phol Road From Cha-Am: Map Link http://goo.gl/pQ0KEU Head South on the Phet Kasem Road and after the 220 km marker make a u-turn and then turn LEFT into Chom Phol Road.

Zero Odometer and head west for 6.6 km and at the cross roads turn LEFT (HHH sign).

Continue for another 3 km (9.6 km) and park car on left of the road before the wall with the Agricultural University entrance If using the by-pass – Map Link http://goo.gl/ oOLmxO Proceed North from Hua Hin or South from ChaAm to the Chom Phol Road located between the 16 & 17 km markers and turn EAST then continue for 1.1 km to cross roads and turn RIGHT (HHH sign) then follow as above.

Hares: Hugmanannygoat & Hairy Punt, Snacks by Plodderphile.

ON AFTER: Thai Kitchen close to Webster and Silpakorn University’s –Map link http://goo.gl/APXv8L Fees: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free.

League table Team Fiesta Bar Birdy Bar Cha Cha Bar1 Butterfly Bar Cha Cha Bar2 Blue Lagoon

P W 9 7 9 5 9 3 9 3 9 1 9 1

D 1 1 4 1 4 3

L +/- Pts 1 28 15 3 12 11 2 0 10 5 -16 7 4 -8 6 5 -16 5

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results Week 26 13th November 2013 All Nations GH 10 - 9 JW Black Billys B 9 - 10 Pink Panther Jungle Juice B 14 - 5 All Nations 55 JW Red v SOMatch Bar n/a King Bar A 7 - 12 Jungle Juice A Moonlight 13 - 6 Billys A Sabai 10 - 9 O’Neills Sports Bar Tiger Bar v King Bar B n/a No match - Buckleys Fixtures Week 27 20th November 2013 All Nations 55 v Tiger Bar Billys B v JW Red Jungle Juice A v All Nations GH JW Black v Moonlight King Bar B v Buckleys O’Neills Sports Bar v King Bar A Pink Panther v Billys A SOMatch Bar v Jungle Juice B No match - Sabai league table Team Buckleys Moonlight King Bar A King Bar B Jungle Juice B JW Red Pink Panther All Nations GH Tiger Bar Sabai JW Black Jungle Juice A O’Neills Sports Bar Billys B SOMatch Bar Billys A All Nations 55

P 24 25 25 23 24 22 24 25 23 25 25 23 23 20 20 22 19

W 22 22 19 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 11 10 6 5 2 1 0

L 2 3 6 6 8 7 10 12 11 14 14 13 17 15 18 21 19

+/142 113 61 71 58 46 44 3 3 0 -25 -11 -89 -58 -98 -135 -125

Pts 44 44 38 34 32 30 28 26 24 22 22 20 12 10 4 2 0

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results Week 7 13th November 2013 Blue Harley v Scandy Resort n/a Blue Lagoon Men v Scandic Bar n/a Buddy Bar v Paradise Corner Bar n/a Scandy Dart Flyers v Blue Lagoon Ladies n/a

division 1 results Week 5 12th November 2013 Blue Lagoon 1 v Paradise n/a CAT Jiggapik v Moon Light n/a Jungle Juice15 - 3 Blue Lagoon 2 Livingroom 0 - 18 Buddy Bar

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division 1 fixtures Week 6 19th November 2013 Buddy Bar v CAT Jiggapik Jungle Juice v Blue Lagoon 1 Moon Light v Livingroom Paradise v Blue Lagoon 2

Team P W D L Scandic Bar 5 4 1 0 Buddy Bar 6 4 0 2 Blue Lg Ladies 5 3 1 1 Blue Harley 5 2 0 3 Scdy Drt Flyers 5 2 0 3 Blue Lag Men 5 2 0 3 Scandy Resort 5 0 0 5 P’dise Corner 0 0 0 0

+/- Pts 22 9 18 8 26 7 -4 4 -6 4 -18 4 -38 0 0 0

fixtures Week 8 20th November 2013 Blue Lagoon Ladies v Scandy Dart Flyers Paradise Corner Bar v Buddy Bar Scandic Bar v Blue Lagoon Men Scandy Resort v Blue Harley

division 2 results Week 5 12th November 2013 All Nations Guesthouse 16 - 2 The Clansmen Hua Hin Miss You 2 18 - 0 Robin’s Rest Hua Johnny’s 56 v Chill Chill Bar n/a O’Neills v Hua Hin Miss You 1 n/a division 2 fixtures Week 6 19th November 2013 Hua Hin Miss You 1 v Hua Hin Miss You 2 Johnny’s 56 v All Nations Guesthouse Robin’s Rest v O’Neills The Clansmen v Chill Chill Bar

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division 1 league table Team Jungle Juice Paradise Moon Light Blue Lagoon 1 Buddy Bar Blue Lagoon 2 CAT Jiggapik Livingroom

P W D L 5 4 0 1 4 4 0 0 4 2 0 2 3 2 0 1 5 2 0 3 5 1 1 3 3 1 1 1 5 0 0 5

+/- Pts 42 8 38 8 8 4 6 4 0 4 -14 3 -14 3 -66 0

division 2 league table Team HHin Miss You 2 HHin Miss You 1 O’Neills Robin’s Rest All Nations GH Johnny’s 56 The Clansmen Chill Chill Bar

P W D L 5 4 1 0 4 3 0 1 4 3 0 1 5 3 0 2 5 2 1 2 4 1 0 3 5 1 0 4 4 0 0 4

+/- Pts 40 9 36 6 14 6 -10 6 4 5 -12 2 -28 2 -44 0

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Results 12th November 2013 Sea Pines Stableford 39 entered A group: 1st Ryan Wilkie 36pts (08); 2nd Gary Cooper 35pts (14); 3rd Ian Strathearn 33pts (15); 4th Darren Sellars 33pts (12) B group: 1st Andy Bayes 36pts (16); 2nd Peter Good 34pts (23); 3rd Richard Heath 32pts (22); 4th Eila Hogsten 30pts (33) 5th November 2013 Lake View A + B Stableford 43 entered A group: 1st Ryan Wilkie 42pts (09); 2nd Thomas Pagden 40pts (00); 3rd Simon Rouse 37pts (05); 4th Neil Henderson 36pts (07) B group: 1st John Hall 41pts (22); 2nd Hans Van Der Voort 38pts (29); 3rd Rob Weisbard 35pts (30); 4th Peter Good 35pts (23)

RESULTS 13th November 2013 Palm Hills 2 man aggregate 9 teams entered 1st Peter Dunne/ Bill Henderson 73 pts 2nd Geoff G Batt-Rawden/ Nigel Guest 62 pts 3rd Ghost Player/ Ole Ingerslev 59 pts 4th Elina Rintara/ Seppo Rintara 58 pts 11th November 2013 Lake View CD Stableford 22 entered 1st Gary Paget 36 pts (07) 2nd Richard Hooi 36 pts (12) 3rd Dave Allgaier 35 pts (09) 4th Bill Henderson 34 pts (09) Upcoming Fixtures 18th November Lakeview AB S’ford/Eclectic 20th November Lakeview CD 2BBB cha am golf club

forthcoming fixtures 19th November Banyan Singles Matchplay Semi Final 21st November TBA Singles Matchplay Final 22nd November Kaeng Krachan Stableford

Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES 27th November 2013 tba

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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results.

Results: 8th november 2013 Cancelled due to heavy rain

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8th November 2013 Lake View A&B CANCELLED DUE TO RAIN 11th November 2013 Lake View C&D Stableford 1st Chris Roper 34pts; 2nd Peter Fitzpatrick 33pts; 3rd Reto Vorburger 30pts; 4th Jan Friedberg 30pts 13th November 2013 Lake View C&D- 2 man Team Scramble 1st Craig Miller/Jan Friedberg 64.5 net 2nd Peter Tucker/Mick Purcell 70.25 net 3rd Peter Trim/Gwynne Williams 72.5 net FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday

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Team Arsenal Liverpool Southampton Chelsea Man Utd Everton Tottenham Man City Newcastle West Brom Aston Villa Hull Swansea Cardiff Norwich West Ham Stoke Fulham Sunderland Crystal Palace

P GD PTS 11 12 25 11 11 23 11 10 22 11 8 21 11 5 20 11 4 20 11 3 20 11 16 19 11 -1 17 11 0 14 11 -1 14 11 -5 14 11 0 12 11 -6 12 11 -12 11 11 -2 10 11 -4 10 11 -9 10 11 -14 7 11 -15 4

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the devil inside Manchester United renew pact with Satan

manchester, england THE Red Devils renewed their longstanding deal with Satan in a ceremony before their home game last Sunday.

The club, who first began worshipping Satan in the 1930s because they couldn’t afford new kit, owe their astonishing success over the last 25 years to a pact brokered by Sir Alex Ferguson.

New manager David Moyes invited the Horned One back to the heart of the club by drawing an inverted pentacle on the Old Trafford pitch before the Arsenal match.

Club ambassador Sir Bobby Charlton said: “We’ve always had strong links with Hades, culminating in the loan of senior demonic torturer Roy Keane, and it was great to reaffirm that before a home crowd.”

Ryan Giggs, who after retirement hopes to become an Archduke of Hell, said: “People put my longevity down to self-belief, extra

Left: The teams lined up on Sunday for the ceremony which involved Satan paragliding down to the pitch and shaking hands with referee Michael Oliver

training or opposing players’ terror of my otherworldly Welshness.

“Personally I think it’s all about focus, commitment, and my pre-match ritual of bathing in the warm blood of six virgins.”

Lucifer has agreed that United will progress to the European Cup final against Barcelona, during which the pitch will split open and a clawed hand will drag Lionel Messi down to a

realm of eternal torment.

Moyes said: “As part of the deal, our fans will spend an eternity burning in unimaginable agony in return for the Premier League titles and European Cups they enjoyed in life.”

Liverpool fan Stephen Malley responded: “I’m not sure about that. It doesn’t sound harsh enough to me.”

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