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issue 2 89 4 July 2014
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hua hin, THAILAND Our issue back in the middle of November last year proclaimed the early announcement of this year’s Hua Hin Jazz Festival, which was to be organised by the Passion4Share agency, and held in June; unfortunately in May this year the agency announced their withdrawal from managing the event, citing a ‘lack of confidence in organizing a quality event’ and the reluctance of tourists and tour groups to travel to the event in what was perceived as a risk because of the political situation. A smaller event has now been organised by BOFFO Thailand and the Hua Hin Municipality, the Jazz Up Hua Hin Jazz Festival 2014, and will take place on Saturday 26th July 2014 from 5pm to midnight. The venue will be at Hua Hin Queen’s Park (Suan Rachinee National Park), often referred to as simply 19 Rai. As with the previous festivals the event is free for everyone to attend. The line-up of artists consists of The Saxophone Madness, a jam session of leading saxophonists in Thailand with saxophonist, Tong Tewan, as a special guest. This is followed by trumpeter Steve Cannon, with his special show “A Tribute to Chet Baker”. There will be a ‘Pop’ interlude with competitors from Thai TV singing competitions such as The Star, The Voice, KPN and Thailand Jazz Singing Contest. This will be followed by a highly acclaimed band from Japan - The Travelers, followed by well known Thailand-based fusion jazz band The Infinity. Soul After Six will conclude the night with their well-known ‘sing along songs’ and featuring songs from their new album. While this year’s line up is inevitably shorn of the type of international jazz acts that have been seen in previous years, due to the uncertainty leading up to it, the organisers must be commended for staging the latest instalment, and we must hope that 2015 sees a return to the festival’s roots.
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... As the crow flies In a direct line, without any of the detours caused by following a road. The allusion in this expression is obviously to the ability of crows to fly directly from A to B, without the encumbrances of roads and landscape features that restrict man. Crows are perhaps an odd choice as, unlike many birds that migrate over long distances, their flight isn’t especially straight. Crows normally fly in large wheeling arcs, looking for food. The earliest known citation of the phrase, which explicitly defines its meaning, comes in The London Review Of English And Foreign Liturature, by W. Kenrick - 1767: The Spaniaad [sic], if on foot, always travels as the crow flies, which the openness and dryness of the country permits; neither rivers nor the steepest mountains stop his course, he swims over the one and scales the other. The term ‘the crow road’ has long been used in Scotland to denote the most direct route. It has also been used there latterly to indicate death, which is the meaning alluded to in Iain Banks’ 1992 eponymous novel. This term is contemporary with ‘as the crow flies’ and is cited in the 1795 Statistical Account of Scotland, where a turnpike, or ‘crow road’, was suggested as a means of reducing the costs of road maintenance, by eliminating numerous winding roads: One of which improvements is evident to the most careless observer; viz. in cutting a line of road from Campsie kirk to the Crow road. Related expression: Make a bee-line for Go directly towards. The phrase derives from the behaviour of bees. When a forager bee finds a source of nectar it returns to the hive and communicates its location to the other bees, using
a display called the Waggle Dance. The other bees are then able to fly directly to the source of the nectar, that is, ‘make a beeline’ for it. This dance is a surprisingly sophisticated means of communication for a creature with such a small brain. The forager bee performs a short wiggling run - hence the name, with the angle denoting the direction of the nectar-laden flowers and the length of time denoting the distance. The phrase is American and all the early citations of it come from the USA. The earliest found is from The Davenport Daily Leader, January 1808: “Gustav Stengel Sr., of Rock Island, was thrown from his sleigh on Third Avenue in that city yesterday afternoon, the horse becoming frightened and turning abruptly, ripping the cutter. The horse made a bee line for home.” Given the colloquial usage in that citation, the figurative phrase and certainly the original literal meaning of beeline must have been in use for some time at that date.
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Business Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ ymail.com for more information. BAR FOR SALE. Attractive bar on Soi 80, with pool table. 2 storey, three rooms available upstairs: office with toilet, extra room (with double bed and shower) and extra store. Close to the Soi 80/Petchasem Road junction. Rent 15 000 baht/month. Price negotiable. Call Mr Eriksson: 084 878 3495 mailboxes now available Mailbox Shop at the Makro Hua Hin store by Soi 4. Fax, copy, laminating & mail forwarding also available. 082 298 0500 or luckyhuahin@hushmail.com for information busy bar for sale in Soi Selekam. 1.8m baht negotiable, 25k per month rent paid to June 2014. 2 rooms upstairs, everything included. Key money every 3 years 300k. Call Phillipe 088 401 2788 wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000
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Wanted 4 law offices vanish in Pattaya. The owner of these offices is now apparently in Cha Am. Maybe you have some unfinished business with her company. “I KNOW I HAVE” Let’s get together. Maybe we can help each other. Call Phil: 0871-300424 Wanted - secondhand i.e.cheap, strong camera tripod and head with multi angle centre column that swivels to 90 degrees. Please e-mail details to Peter - sib-1@hotmail.com
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Staff wanted feMale waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710 Staff wanted: Full time restaurant service staff, good behavior, basic English is required. Experince in service is an advantage. Good salary, bonus and gratifications. Management trainee for restaurant service. Experience in restaurant service, good spoken and written English, experience In restaurant management is required. Full training will be provided.Full or half time office staff. Basic experience with Windows office, organization is an advantage. Good English is required. Cleaner, one day a week 8 hours. Basic English is an advantage. Salary THB 600 – 800 / day.Please contact: K. Nuch 089 742 58 25 or 032 530 067 staff wanted. Friendly Locals Bar Soi 88 please Call 032511825 or 0854290378 guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115
General Kingsize Teak bed and mattress. Old teak wood king size bed with Serta mattress (very comfortable) Bed cost 10,000 Baht 12 years ago, mattress cost 14,000 2 years ago. For sale at 10,000 Baht. Pls call Lorraine
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on 085 291 8685 for more details. 2 Double glass door fridges. 10,000 baht each. 2 Refrigerated cake / deli cases in new condition. 1 at 20,000 baht. 1 at 30,000 baht or 40,000 for both. 1 stainless steel fridge/freezer at 10,000 baht. 1 stainless grill at 5,000 baht. 3 stainless steel tables assorted sizes. 1 deep freezer at 4,000 baht. Call for more info. 098-484-9833 Hitachi Water Pump GX Series WT-P 100GX2 Only 4 weeks old New price 5200B only 1 month old Sell for 2500B. Hua Hin Second Hand Shop Call 083 692 8050 Hua Hin Second Hand shop 8 x Rainmaker showers brand new still in box, new price 5800b, sell 3000b. 1 x Toshiba 140L Fridge new in box, new price 5800b sell for 3500b. 8 x Vanity sink big size new price 7000b + Kudos 2 way tap 999b sell for 3500b each. 1 x rock sauna new never used needs assembly new price 90,000b sell for 40,000b. All items left over from building project. Many other items available. Call 083 692 8050 NEW MANGO KING Teak Beds (2) - still in factory wrapping. Cost 45k will sell both for 30k (or nearest offer) or 18k individually. Soi 88 - Call Kan or Patrick on 087 712 4630 2 refrigerated deli cases in new condition. 65,000 for both. call for more info. 098-484-9833 Restaurant equipment, small amount. Solid hardwood timber setting 6,000B, 2 wooden tables 500B each, 5 hardwood chairs excellent condition 1,200B each, 4 door cabinet, 1,500B, display case 2,000B, 2 fold up tables 600B, 6 new plastic stools 80B each, single burner LPG cooker with bottle and fittings 2,000B, small new Hitachi fridge 5,000B. and more. Will discount if buying several items. Call 083 692 8050
General - sports pool table for sale at 20,000 baht. Call for more info. 098-484-9833 Lakeview Membership, for sale - (access to 4 x 18 hole courses) 99,000 baht to include the 13,000 transfer fee. The membership expires on 01/2023. My contact tel number is 0867294749. 2 digital range finder golf scopes bht 500 each Skycaddie SG2.5 GPS golf range finder with course mapping range finding, scorecard, computer download app. and many other options and extras bht 2500. Call Terry on 088 542 2918
auto: 3 wheels & LESS Yamaha fino blue and white 20 months old 7,800 km 25,000 baht. Call 081 817 3000
auto: 4 wheels pluS Mitsubishi pajero sport 2.5 diesel 4 year old full service history at main dealer black with beige interior sat nav 20 inch lenso wheels with 4 new tyres 650,000 baht. Phone 089 915 6369 or 086 170 8720
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Property wanted Commercial Property with Good Location Wanted in Hua Hin for food shop that’s all about location, location, location. 083 815 13 13 long term rental properties wanted, particularly pool villas in good areas. Please contact Lucky Real Estate on 089 530 8771 or realestate@luckyhuahin.com
commercial property centrally located guesthouse for sale. Please contact 089 530 8771 for details. sunrise coast commercial properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.
property for Rent lovely House for rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771
Hua Hin Second Hand Shop OPEN NOW We have restaurant equipment, lounges, Kitchen supplies, Bar stools, beds, drink fridges, and much more. Please call 083 692 8050 for a viewing 57/5 Baan Khontong, Hin Lek Fai.
8km from Hua Hin off the Pala-U road (3218) turn left at (1004). 300m on right. Look for the sign.
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last of the summer wine? Once upon a time in Hua Hin most expats gathered in their bar of choice in order to watch major sporting events. In the days before farang home ownership really took off, and even, shocking as it may seem, before there was a Tesco in town, cable TV in rented homes was the norm. And although cable did guarantee a constant supply of the Simpsons, it wasn’t quite up to coverage of events like the World Cup or Wimbledon. So it was down to the bar to watch footy, tennis, golf and F1. Of course technological progress has brought us huge screen TV’s, which can still draw people to a bar to watch sport. Even here in little old Hull there are people flocking as I write to pubs in order to watch the World Cup on screens which are bigger than my living room.. Or at least they were flocking until Englands’ efforts came to nothing, and Suarez’ propensity for cannibalism caused a mass switch over to Wimbledon. Neither of which I’m afraid - football or tennis - float my boat. So it was a relief last weekend to have the welcome diversion of the Glastonbury Festival on no less than three Freeview TV channels in the UK. Coincidentally an article about ageing rockers had appeared in a popular tabloid just the week before. Citing certain Rolling Stones and Sir Paul McCartney as being well past their best. And I have to agree. Sir Paul should really have retired before the last Olympic Games. Some of the Stones have a bit more going for them - God knows how - they just
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do. But I personally wouldn’t pay to see them again after their Urban Jungle tour in the 80’s. Not because it was bad - far from it - I just don’t think it could be bettered. The reality is though that in the UK at least there is a resurgence of old rockers who simply refuse to rest on their laurels and retire gracefully. Maybe it has a lot to do with the inadequacies of UK pensions, or maybe not, as the Eagles are also up and about again, and they certainly haven’t paid National Insurance stamps. But although some old rockers can still get away with it - the likes of The Who are a good example - there are others who quite frankly have lost the plot. Which is where our female readers will probably understand more. Especially if, like me, they watched Bryan Ferry at Glastonbury. He has certainly aged well. That lean figure can still carry the narrow black trousers and snazzy jacket. The voice is still the same. But something has gone from those eyes which once made us weak at the knees. Botox certainly has a lot to answer for. This weeks’ word is for those of you who suffer from travel sickness and have to take medication for it. As we all know medicines of all kinds were originally derived from plants, and one plant substance still used in potions for travel sickness is HYOSCINE. Hyoscine is poisonous, but hopefully the pharmaceutical industry will know exactly how little of it you need to settle your stomach safely.
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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. recently added and coming soon the office, Pala-U Rd; Happy hour every day 2 - 7pm, beer & wine from 50 baht, spirits 60 baht the fat cat, Naresdamri Road; Live Jazz every day (except Sunday) from 7 to 9 pm. Old songs played on cornet and double bass, plus special jazz food menu. DIZZY DOLPHIN, Soi Samorphong; Saturday 5th July Tip’s Birthday Party from 6pm. Live band, karaoke, free food. Also now Happy Hour every day from 1 - 6pm Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, large domestic beers 65 baht Regular Events
smor spa village, Khao Takiab; Every other Saturday from 7pm Indian Buffet Dinner plus live music - all you can eat for 350 baht; reservations 032 536 800 Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; Periodic Thursday all video fun pub quiz. Food available. Bookings recommended. Call Mike 084 376 9438. TK Roadhouse, Khao Takiab; Monthly Pub Quiz; Pie & A Beer 150 THB special during the football. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 53 baht, large Leo 55 baht. Open daily 7am-10pm. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) urban fuzion, Soi 61; Happy hour every day 3 to 8pm; Beer Buckets - 5 local beers 350 baht; Daily specials. British style Sunday Roasts:
Baan Silapin artist village, Pala U Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Free Bar B Que every Friday from 5pm. when spend 180 bt. Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht on drinks and get it free!. British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Captain Dougs, Khao Takiab; Every Friday from 7pm BBQ plus a beer just 300 baht. just like mom’s, Soi Wat Khao Noi (near Dinosaur Market); everyday different daily special 110 baht - with mash,vegetable and dinner roll. Breakfasts from 8.30am.
Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant Coco Beach Club, Naresdamri Road (reservations, call 032 908080 after 4.30pm) Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
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Telephone 032 512747 080 562 6735 032 511564 032 511564
Services and other Telephone CN Pool Service 081 572 3996 Helen Couldrey - Finance 086 088 2127 Hua Hin Second Hand Shop 083 692 8050 Insight English 032 470 681 Motorbikes For Sale 080 630 5740 Nang’s Artyard 087 047 7125 P.S. Legal Group (Cha Am) 032 890156 Siam Consulting Insurance 032 512075 sports and leisure The Dartman Go Kart Hua Hin
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27th June 2014 Majestic Creek Single Stableford 11 entered 1st Ben Krahe 37 pts (05) 2nd Jorgen Bjorke 35 pts (12) 3rd Michael Snakebite 35 pts (07) 4th Timo Ripatti 33 pts (07) 25th June 2014 Black Mountain Stableford 22 entered 1st Richard Denyer 37 pts (11) 2nd Andy Walford 36 pts (16) 3rd Andy Bayes 36 pts (16) 4th Paul Williams 36 pts (04) Upcoming Fixtures 7th July 2014 Lakeview AB Monthly Medal 9th July 2014 Royal Ratchaburi Stableford 10th/11th July 2014 Grand Prix Kanchanaburi Stableford cha am golf club
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RESULTS 30th June 2014 Lake View AB Single Stableford 16 entered 1st Mick Mace 38 pts (17) 2nd Richard Law 37 pts (14) 3rd Gary Engleman 37 pts (15) 4th Nigel Guest 34 pts (15)
Results Pattaya Championship 2014 30th June 2014 Siam Plantation A-C Aggregate pairs 14 teams 1st Tim Dixon, Michael Edwards 76 pts 2nd Russell Beard, John Rea 68 pts 3rd Enrico Carosi, Calum Macdonald 66 pts 4th Sam Sheriff, Eric Taylor 65 pts 30th June 2014 Siam Plantation A - C 28 entered 1st Michael Edwards 39 2nd Tim Dixon 37 3rd Darren Sellars, 36 4tg Sam Sheriff 35 27th June 2014 Black Mountain Stableford 31 entered 1st Rob Prudon 41 pts (20) 2nd Darren Sellars37 pts (12) 3rd Neil Henderson 37 pts (08) 4th Oon Heath 37 pts (16) forthcoming fixtures 8th July 2014 Banyan Stableford 11th July 2014 Springfield B&C Yellow Ball
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Results: 27th June 2014 Front 9 - J. Lynch 17 pts (Countback R. Heath) Back 9 - J. Lynch 16 pts Overall - J. Lynch 33 pts lake view members club
27th June 2014 NO COMPETITION 30th June 2014 AB Stableford 1st Jan Fridberg (16) 35 pts 2nd Chris Roper (7) 35 pts 3rd Peter Tucker (12) 32 pts 4th Craig Miller (4) 30 pts 2nd July 2014 AB 3-Ball Team Scramble 1st Chris Roper, Peter Tucker & Jan Fridberg 68 (5.25) 62.75 net 2nd Craig Miller, Steve O’Brien & Bill Malone 70 (5.4) 64.6 net FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES 9th July 2014 Friendly game @ Palm Hills 23rd July 2014 Friendly game
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results Week 18 26th June 2014 Beach Hut 10 - 9 Jungle Juice Bobby’s Birds 12 - 7 Somatch (3D + 1) Bar Dolphin Bar 14 - 5 TK Roadhouse Maria Bar 13 - 6 JNB Bar Muan Bar 2 15 - 4 Bokey Bar Sasa Bar v Muan Bar 1 n/a League Table Team Dolphin Bar Maria Bar Muan Bar 2 Beach Hut Bobby’s Birds Jungle Juice TK Roadhouse Somatch Bar JNB Bar Muan Bar 1 Sasa Bar Bokey Bar
P 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 17 17 18
W 16 14 14 12 12 10 8 6 4 5 5 1
L 2 4 4 6 6 8 10 12 14 12 12 17
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Pts 222 221 210 186 181 176 167 154 141 132 131 112
Fixtures Week 20 10th July 2014 Beach Hut v TK Roadhouse Bobby’s Birds v Bokey Bar JNB Bar v Somatch (3D + 1) Bar Maria Bar v Muan Bar 1 Muan Bar 2 v Dolphin Bar Sasa Bar v Jungle Juice
results Week 5 26th June 2014 69-Sixtynine Bar v Birdy Bar n/a Butterfly Bar 1 v Cha Cha Bar2 n/a Cha Cha Bar1 v Butterfly Bar 2 n/a My Bar v Pim Bar n/a League tablE Team Pim Bar Cha Cha Bar1 Butterfly Bar 2 Birdy Bar Sixtynine Bar My Bar Butterfly Bar 1 Cha Cha Bar2
P 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
W 3 3 3 2 1 1 1 0
D 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 1
L +/- Pts 0 12 7 1 6 6 1 2 6 2 0 4 2 -2 3 2 -2 3 3 -4 2 3 -12 1
FIXTURES Week 7 10th July 2014 69-Sixtynine Bar v Cha Cha Bar2 Birdy Bar v Butterfly Bar 2 Butterfly Bar 1 v My Bar Cha Cha Bar1 v Pim Bar
results Week 24 27th June 2014 Clansmen 1 - 7 Oasis Dolphin Bar 1 6 - 2 Sunset Boulevard Hua Hin Miss You 3 - 5 Chill Out Jaew Bar 6 - 2 Rockets Lord Webb 1 1 - 7 Dolphin Bar 2 Maria Bar 2 7 - 1 JW Black Pa’s Beer Garden 0 - 8 Lucky Shot A TK Roadhouse 2 - 6 Maria Bar 1
Hua Hin’s only pool bar with FOUR 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin
League Table Team Dolphin Bar 2 Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 2 Maria Bar 1 Oasis JW Black Dolphin Bar 1 Lord Webb 1 TK Roadhouse Chill Out Pa’s Beer Grdn Sunset B’vard Jaew Bar Clansmen Rockets HHin Miss You
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W 22 19 14 13 14 12 12 10 8 6 6 5 4 2 2 3
D 0 1 7 7 4 7 4 5 5 7 7 6 8 5 5 2
L 2 4 3 4 6 5 8 9 11 11 11 13 12 17 17 19
+/- Pts 78 44 80 39 52 35 44 33 44 32 30 31 20 28 -6 25 -16 21 -18 19 -28 19 -40 16 -44 16 -56 9 -66 9 -74 8
fixtures Week 25 4th July 2014 Chill Out v Lord Webb 1 Dolphin Bar 2 v Clansmen Jaew Bar v Maria Bar 2 Lucky Shot A v Hua Hin Miss You Maria Bar 1 v Dolphin Bar 1 Oasis v JW Black Rockets v TK Roadhouse Sunset Boulevard v Pa’s Beer Garden
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Week 26 11th July 2014 Clansmen v Chill Out Dolphin Bar 1 v Rockets Hua Hin Miss You v Sunset Boulevard JW Black v Dolphin Bar 2 Lord Webb 1 v Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 2 v Oasis Pa’s Beer Garden v Maria Bar 1 TK Roadhouse v Jaew Bar
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results Week 22 26th June 2014 555 HaHaHa 14 - 4 Jaew Bar Casanova’s 7 - 11 JJ Sports Bar Clansmen 11 - 7 Hut Bar Dara Bar 13 - 5 Hua Hin Miss You Railway Tavern 7 - 11 Monicas Sinatras 3 - 15 Lanla Bar Squealing Pig 10 - 8 Pistol Petes No fixture - Maria’s League Table Team 555 HaHaHa Clansmen Maria’s Lanla Bar JJ Sports Bar Jaew Bar Pistol Petes Monicas Hut Bar Railway Tavern Squealing Pig HHin Miss You Casanova’s Dara Bar Sinatras
P 20 20 20 18 19 19 20 20 18 19 19 19 20 18 19
W 18 14 15 12 11 9 9 8 7 6 6 4 5 3 3
D 2 4 2 0 2 2 1 3 2 1 0 3 1 3 2
L 0 2 3 6 6 8 10 9 9 12 13 12 14 12 14
+/- Pts 110 38 76 32 74 32 50 24 32 24 -2 20 12 19 -16 19 -20 16 -52 13 -26 12 -48 11 -60 11 -56 9 -74 8
Fixtures Week 24 10th July 2014 555 HaHaHa v Maria’s Casanova’s v Lanla Bar Clansmen v Jaew Bar Dara Bar v JJ Sports Bar Hua Hin Miss You v Hut Bar Sinatras v Monicas Squealing Pig v Railway Tavern No fixture - Pistol Petes
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results - division 1 Week 11 2nd July 2014 Clansman v JJ Sports Bar n/a Jaew Bar 9 - 9 Beach Hut Bar Muan Bar v Maria’s Bar n/a Sunset Boulevard 7 - 11 TK Roadhouse
results - division 2 Week 11 2nd July 2014 Aussie Bar v The Bridge n/a Bobby’s Bangers 10 - 8 Casanova’s Pistol Pete’s 4 - 14 Bobby’s Beauties TK Roadies 6 - 12 Dara’s Bar
League Table - division 1
League Table - division 2
Team Maria’s Bar JJ Sports Bar Sunset B’vard TK Roadhouse Clansman Muan Bar Beach Hut Bar Jaew Bar
P 10 10 11 11 10 10 11 11
W 9 7 5 5 4 4 1 0
D L 1 0 2 1 2 4 2 4 3 3 1 5 2 8 1 10
+/- Pts 40 19 40 16 14 12 14 12 14 11 -14 9 -34 4 -74 1
Fixtures - division 1 Week 12 9th July 2014 Beach Hut Bar v JJ Sports Bar Jaew Bar v Muan Bar Maria’s Bar v TK Roadhouse Sunset Boulevard v Clansman
Team Bobbys B’ties Dara’s Bar Pistol Pete’s TK Roadies Bobbys Bngers Casanova’s The Bridge Aussie Bar
P 11 11 11 11 11 11 10 10
W 8 6 7 5 5 4 1 1
D 2 3 0 2 1 0 3 1
L 1 2 4 4 5 7 6 8
+/- Pts 50 18 10 15 4 14 4 12 18 11 -12 8 -40 5 -34 3
Fixtures - division 2 Week 12 9th July 2014 Bobby’s Bangers v Aussie Bar Dara’s Bar v Bobby’s Beauties The Bridge v Casanova’s TK Roadies v Pistol Pete’s
League Table L 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
League Table Team Buckleys Limelight King Bar A Jungle Juice B Pink Panther Sabai JW Red Tiger Bar All Nations GH Billys A JW Black Jungle Juice A
P 16 17 16 17 17 17 17 17 17 16 15 16
W 14 13 11 10 9 9 7 7 6 5 4 4
L 2 4 5 7 8 8 10 10 11 11 11 12
+/- Pts 80 28 41 26 22 22 23 20 21 18 5 18 -17 14 -29 14 -23 12 -30 10 -37 8 -56 8
Fixtures Week 19 9th July 2014 Jungle Juice B v JW Red JW Black v Tiger Bar King Bar A v Billys A Limelight v All Nations GH Pink Panther v Jungle Juice A Sabai v Buckleys
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Team P W D Bobby’s Birds 0 0 0 Dara Bar 0 0 0 JJ Sports Bar 0 0 0 JNB Bar 0 0 0 Jaew Bar 0 0 0 Monicas 0 0 0 Muan Bar 0 0 0 Pistol Pete’s 0 0 0 Railway Tavern 0 0 0 Sa Sa Bar 0 0 0 Salute Bar 0 0 0 Somatch Bar 0 0 0 Sunset B’vard 0 0 0 TK Roadhouse 0 0 0 The Clansmen 0 0 0 Squealing Pig 0 0 0
results Week 18 2nd July 2014 All Nations GH v King Bar A Billys A v Sabai Buckleys v Pink Panther Jungle Juice A v JW Black JW Red v Limelight Tiger Bar v Jungle Juice B
+/- Pts 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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Fixtures Week 1 7th July 2014 Dara Bar v Bobby’s Birds Jaew Bar v The Squealing Pig JJ Sports Bar v The Clansmen JNB Bar v Sunset Boulevard Monicas v Somatch (3D+1) Bar Muan Bar v Salute Bar Pistol Pete’s v Sa Sa Bar Railway Tavern v TK Roadhouse
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results Week 11 2nd July 2014 Blue lagoon Ladies v 69Sixty-Nine n/a Lek Restaurant v Blue Lagoon Men n/a Scandic Bar v Urs Treff n/a League table Team Scandic Bar Blue Lag Men Blue Lg Ladies Lek Restaurant Urs Treff 69Sixty-Nine
P 10 10 9 9 10 10
W 8 7 6 4 1 1
D 1 1 1 1 0 0
L +/- Pts 1 74 17 2 72 15 2 -2 13 4 8 9 9 -48 2 9 -104 2
fixtures Week 12 9th July 2014 69Sixty-Nine v Lek Restaurant Blue Lagoon Men v Scandic Bar Urs Treff v Blue lagoon Ladies
results Week 1 1st July 2014 Chill Chill Bar v CAT Jiggapik n/a Hua Hin Miss You 1 v URS TREFF CHA AM n/a Johnny’s 56 v The Clansmen n/a Jungle Juice v Robin’s Rest n/a URS TREFF CHA AM 2 v O’Neills n/a League table Team CAT Jiggapik Chill Chill Bar HHin Miss You 1 Johnny’s 56 Jungle Juice O’Neills Robin’s Rest The Clansmen URS TREFF URS TREFF 2
P W D L 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
+/- Pts 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
fixtures Week 2 8th July 2014 CAT Jiggapik v Hua Hin Miss You 1 Chill Chill Bar v URS TREFF CHA AM 2 Robin’s Rest v O’Neills The Clansmen v Jungle Juice URS TREFF CHA AM v Johnny’s 56
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The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www. h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 5th July 2014 @ 4.30 pm CHA-AM H3 Run #234 North off Springfield Road (Route 1001) GPS Coordinates: N 12.734027, E 99.849027 (N 12 44.042 E 99 50.942) Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/e8Gx9 From Hua Hin and Cha Am Make your way to the Springfield Road (Route 1001) on Phet Kasem Road near Marker 202. Head West to the Route 4 by-pass. Cross the bypass with care and after passing the Springfield Golf Couse entrance continue for 2.8 km . Turn RIGHT at HHH sign onto red gravel road and continue for 1.7 km to the run site. Alternatively you can take the bypass and turn WEST at the Springfield Road Junction located
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RESULTS 29th june 2014 Raj Pracha 2 - 1 Hua Hin City FIXTURES 5th july 2014 Hua Hin City v Ratchaphruek 16:00 Thai Division 2 Regional League Central West Region League Table TEAM Muangkan United Hua Hin Phetchaburi Krung Thonburi Singburi Samut Sakhon Ratchaphruek Looktabfah Thonburi City Seeker Nonthaburi J.W. BU Globlex Raj Pracha
P 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14
W 9 9 7 6 6 5 5 5 3 4 3 4 3 3
D 3 2 3 4 4 6 4 4 6 3 5 2 4 2
L GD PTs 2 +12 30 3 +12 29 4 +2 24 4 +4 22 4 +3 22 3 +2 21 5 +2 19 5 +2 19 5 −1 15 7 −6 15 6 −4 14 8 −9 14 7 −7 13 9 −13 11
Hua Hin City Football Club is the local professional team for the area formed in 2011. They currently play their home matches at the Kai Tanarat Stadium in Pranburi.
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Friday 4th July 2014 FIFA WORLD CUP - QUARTER FINAL France v Germany 23:00 Saturday 5th July 2014 FIFA WORLD CUP - QUARTER FINAL Brazil v Colombia 03:00 Argentina v Belgium 23:00 Sunday 6th July 2014 FIFA WORLD CUP - QUARTER FINAL Netherlands v Costa Rica 03:00 Wednesday 9th July 2014 FIFA WORLD CUP - SEMI-FINAL Brazil/Colombia v France/Germany 03:00
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Soi 102, Hua Hin (200m on right after railway) Pts 216 202 197 193 193 189 189 167 0
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Thursday 10th July 2014 FIFA WORLD CUP - SEMI-FINAL Netherlands/Costa Rica v Argentina/Belgium 03:00
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Saturday 5th July 2014 FIFA WORLD CUP - QUARTER FINAL Argentina v Belgium 23:00 Both of these teams have been tipped as potential winners, and they will have to be close to their best to get through here. Argentina have stuttered a little in the last two games, but both have been doing just enough to progress to this stage. This will be a tight affair and a lot will hinge on how well Lionel Messi plays; given his recent performances we think Belgium might well sneak this one.
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a cunning plan International conspiracy against Uruguay exposed
montivideo, uruguay A DECADES-LONG conspiracy to discredit Uruguay and their star player Luis Suarez has been revealed. The multi-billion operation, involving body doubles, faked footage and carried out with the full cooperation of media organisations across the globe, was coordinated by MI6, the CIA, and Mossad under the direct control of David Cameron and Barack Obama. Uruguayan President Jose Mujica said: “1994, and George Lucas begins work on Star Wars prequel The Phantom Menace. “Why? Not because anyone wanted to see it, but in order to develop the CGI techniques that, 20 years later, would be used to fool the world into thinking they had seen Luis Suarez actually biting a man on a football pitch.
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“The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were a smokescreen, funnelling billions into the ongoing program to discredit our country’s hero and stop Uruguay replacing the dollar with cattle as the reserve currency.” Intelligence operative Tom Booker said: “The entire Italy-Uruguay game was filmed on greenscreen and digitally
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composited live. Mario Ballotelli is just Andy Serkis doing motion capture again. “Every photo of Suarez ever taken has been Photoshopped to make his teeth look bigger and hungrier to subliminally prepare the world for our masterstroke. “You’d think we had better things to do, but we didn’t.” Stephen Malley of Merseyside said: “Oh come on. It’s absolutely ridiculous to suggest that there’s a massive international conspiracy to stop the Uruguayan side reaching their rightful place at the top. “It’s clearly all aimed at Liverpool.”
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