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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... On the fiddle Engaged in a fraud. ‘Fiddling’ is usually meant to mean ‘cheating in a petty way’, perhaps falsifying one’s expenses or not declaring all of one’s taxable income. Of course, a fiddle is also a slang term for violin. There are a couple of proposed derivations of the ‘cheating’ meaning of the phrase ‘on the fiddle’, each of them having supporters who are firm in their belief. Let’s take the oldest first. The expression is said by some to derive from the Emperor Nero, who famously ‘fiddled while Rome burned’ and was a byword for corruption and dishonesty. The second suggestion is that the ‘fiddle’ was the name of the raised edge of the square wooden plates used by sailors. If a sailor took a normal amount of food he was said to have a ‘square meal’ and if his plate was overflowing he was said to be ‘on the fiddle’. As is often the case, those suggestions have only been mentioned in order to knock them down. The Nero story is mere fancy. It may be a nice play on words that he was ‘on the fiddle’ in both senses, that is, he was both corrupt and a violinist (actually he wasn’t even a violinist, there being no such instrument in Nero’s lifetime, but let’s not get sidetracked) but that’s all this tale has going for it. The culinary procedures on board sailing ships don’t offer much of an explanation either. The idea that sailors’ plates had raised edges and that these were called fiddles is quite incorrect. There were fiddles in sailing ships’ galleys but those were arrangements of small posts and strings arranged around the edges of tables that were used to stop plates falling on the floor in rough weather. If the above isn’t enough to convince then the fact that ‘on the fiddle’ in the ‘acting fraudulently’ meaning is a mid-20th century idiom should clinch it. The expression wasn’t known in the age of sail and certainly not in ancient Rome. A good place to look for a phrase like
‘on the fiddle’, with its association with minor crime, would be court records, and if the expression were in common use in English it might be expected to be found in the database of cases provided by the Central Criminal Court in England and Wales, commonly known as the Old Bailey. This is a comprehensive record of all the criminal cases brought to the court between 1674 and 1913, and no one was accused in The Bailey of being ‘on the fiddle’ during all that time. The term ‘fiddle’ appears to have originated in America. It is recorded in an 1874 edition of John Hotten’s Slang Dictionary: Fiddle... In America, a swindle or an imposture. Hotten also included this entry: Fiddler... A sharper, a cheat; also one who dawdles over little matters, and neglects great ones. ’On the fiddle’ was taken up by the British forces in WWII. It was well enough established in popular slang in the UK by 1961 for it to have been used as the title of a Sean Connery film and that is the first example of it that is found in print. The plot involved a young Connery playing a streetwise rough diamond who runs various street scams while serving in the British army.
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Family Protection Some people are of the opinion that everyone should have a life insurance policy. Personally, I am not of that opinion. Instead, the key questions is: would your dependents be in a financially difficult position if something were to happen to you? If the answer is ‘yes’ then life insurance is definitely a must-have. However, life insurance normally comes at a cost so it is important that its engagement is considered carefully. Which then begs the question, who really needs life insurance? •
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Business Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ ymail.com for more information. BAR FOR SALE. Attractive bar on Soi 80, with pool table. 2 storey, three rooms available upstairs: office with toilet, extra room (with double bed and shower) and extra store. Close to the Soi 80/Petchasem Road junction. Rent 15 000 baht/month. Price negotiable. Call Mr Eriksson: 084 878 3495 busy bar for sale in Soi Selekam. 1.8m baht negotiable, 25k per month rent paid to June 2014. 2 rooms upstairs, everything included. Key money every 3 years 300k. Call Phillipe 088 401 2788 wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000
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Staff wanted feMale waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710 Staff wanted: Full time restaurant service staff, good behavior, basic English is required. Experince in service is an advantage. Good salary, bonus and gratifications. Management trainee for restaurant service. Experience in restaurant service, good spoken and written English, experience In restaurant management is required. Full training will be provided.Full or half time office staff. Basic experience with Windows office, organization is an advantage. Good English is required. Cleaner, one day a week 8 hours. Basic English is an advantage. Salary THB 600 – 800 / day.Please contact: K. Nuch 089 742 58 25 or 032 530 067 staff wanted. Friendly Locals Bar Soi 88 please Call 032511825 or 0854290378 guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115
General Capsule coffee machine for sale. Model Nespresso. Unused price 6,000 Baht including 20 caps. Call 084 893 5164 Dimi Kingsize Teak bed and mattress. Old teak wood king size bed with Serta mattress (very comfortable) Bed cost 10,000 Baht 12 years ago, mattress cost 14,000 2 years ago. For sale at 10,000 Baht. Pls call Lorraine on 085 291 8685 for more details. 2 Double glass door fridges. 10,000 baht each. 2 Refrigerated cake / deli cases in new condition. 1 at 20,000 baht. 1 at 30,000 baht or 40,000 for both. 1 stainless steel fridge/freezer at 10,000 baht. 1 stainless
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grill at 5,000 baht. 3 stainless steel tables assorted sizes. 1 deep freezer at 4,000 baht. Call for more info. 098-484-9833 Hitachi Water Pump GX Series WT-P 100GX2 Only 4 weeks old New price 5200B only 1 month old Sell for 2500B. Hua Hin Second Hand Shop Call 083 692 8050 Hua Hin Second Hand shop 8 x Rainmaker showers brand new still in box, new price 5800b, sell 3000b. 1 x Toshiba 140L Fridge new in box, new price 5800b sell for 3500b. 8 x Vanity sink big size new price 7000b + Kudos 2 way tap 999b sell for 3500b each. 1 x rock sauna new never used needs assembly new price 90,000b sell for 40,000b. All items left over from building project. Many other items available. Call 083 692 8050 NEW MANGO KING Teak Beds (2) - still in factory wrapping. Cost 45k will sell both for 30k (or nearest offer) or 18k individually. Soi 88 - Call Kan or Patrick on 087 712 4630 2 refrigerated deli cases in new condition. 65,000 for both. call for more info. 098-484-9833
General - sports pool table for sale at 20,000 baht. Call for more info. 098-484-9833 Lakeview Membership, for sale - (access to 4 x 18 hole courses) 99,000 baht to include the 13,000 transfer fee. The membership expires on 01/2023. My contact tel number is 0867294749.
auto: 3 wheels & LESS honda steed 400cc black 110,000 baht ono including green book. Good condition, taxed. Call Andy on 086 049 3358 (Eng) or Golf 089 939 5569 (Thai) Yamaha fino blue and white 20 months old 7,800 km 25,000 baht. Call 081 817 3000
auto: 4 wheels pluS MERCEDES-BENZ C63 AMG Coupe-2012 metallic black, black/porcelain two-tone leather, only 20,000 km. Full M-B service history (TST Hua Hin) and registration. Certificated Remap upgrade (by DMS-UK)-power up from 457 to 520 BHP-torque up from 442 to 486 LB/FT AMG speedshift MCT 7-speed auti gearbox. 19” black multi-spoke alloy wheels, carbon fibre trim. Premium plus package incl Comand Navigation (all S.E. Asia). Full options specification. Cost new 9m Baht, For Sale only 5.3m Baht. Tel: Nu (Thai) 083 314 0497, Craig (Eng) 081 193 6230 Mitsubishi pajero sport 2.5 diesel 4 year old full service history at main dealer black with beige interior sat nav 20 inch lenso wheels with 4 new tyres 650,000 baht. Phone 089 915 6369 or 086 170 8720
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Property wanted long term rental properties wanted, particularly pool villas in good areas. Please contact Lucky Real Estate on 089 530 8771 or realestate@luckyhuahin.com
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property for Rent lovely House for rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771
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war - what is it good for? This coming Monday - July 28th - marks the 100th anniversary of the start of World War 1. So called because it was the first ‘global’ war. You’ve probably found it hard to avoid media coverage of this landmark anniversary, with articles, photos, and TV programmes about the Great War wherever you look. Some may find it all becoming a bit tedious, and I must admit to not avidly reading or watching much of it myself. Not out of any lack of respect for those who fought and died. Far from it. Many of us, even now a hundred years on, don’t have to search far back in our family trees to find the names of grandparents, great grandparents, and other family members who believed that they were giving their lives for their country. It’s just that the whole thing is beginning to feel more like a celebration than a rememberance, but one which was punctuated just last week by a stark reminder that the world really doesn’t seem to have moved on much during the intervening years. Alongside all the no doubt well meaning initiatives certainly in the UK anyway - to ensure that our young people learn about the Great War - comes a sickening attack on an airliner full of innocent people. Then of course there are other ongoing conflicts, with Gaza and Israel occupying most front pages most of the time. Surely these are the real time events, along with 7/11 and other atrocities, which will leave lasting impressions on todays’ young people, rather than what happened 100 years ago? Moving on to August 6th comes another stark reminder of war, with the 69th anniversary of the dropping of an atom bomb on Hiroshima. (By the way, isn’t it strange how that event is always referred to as ‘the dropping of the atom bomb’ rather than ‘the atomic destruction’ of Hiroshima? Almost as if it were simply an experiment - which I suppose it was. But isn’t it time someone acknowledged that they had a pretty good idea what would happen?) Against all the odds though Hiroshima moves on, and spreads the word of peace via its’ trees. Which brings
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us to our word of the week, or rather two words, which happen to be in Japanese. (OK - you can’t blame me for not trying!) ‘Hibaku Jumoko’ means ‘survivor tree’. Despite the atom bomb, in the following Spring some of Hiroshimas’ trees began to grow again out of the devastation. Of those survivors about 170 trees, which grow within a 2 kilometre radius of the bombs’ epicentre, are now classed as Hibaku Jumoko, and saplings produced from them are sent around the world to any town or city which wants to display a real living testament to survival and hope for the future.
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Services and other Telephone CN Pool Service 081 572 3996 Easy Car Rental 086 166 9880 Helen Couldrey - Finance 086 088 2127 Hua Hin Second Hand Shop 083 692 8050 Insight English 032 470 681 Nang’s Artyard 087 047 7125 P.S. Legal Group (Cha Am) 032 890156 Siam Consulting Insurance 032 512075 sports and leisure Chess Club The Dartman Go Kart Hua Hin
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HUA HIN GOLF Butterfly Rock Golf society
RESULTS 21st July 2014 Lake View AB Stableford 19 entered 1st Mick Court 42 pts (21) 2nd Nook Tanapongphiphit 41 pts (28) 3rd Geoff G Batt-Rawden 39 pts (07) 4th Gary Engleman 38 pts (16) 18th July 2014 Lake View AB Single Stableford Yellow Tees 6 entered 1st Ben Krahe 36 pts (05) 2nd Timo Ripatti 33 pts (07) 3rd Geoff G Batt-Rawden 31 pts (07) 4th Frank Hailstones 30 pts (12)
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Results 22nd July 2014 Majestic A - B Stableford 32 entered 1st Kari- Matti Mannikko 38 pts (07) 2nd Eric Taylor 37 pts (17) 3rd Enrico Carosi 36 pts (18) 4th Terry Burge 35 pts (18) 18th July 2014 Kaeng Krachan M - V Stableford 13 entered 1st Daniel Bechu 39 pts (07) 2nd Neil Henderson 33 pts (07) 3rd Peter Good 31 pts (23) 4th Robert Darlow 31 pts (14)
16th July 2014 Springfield B/C Single Stableford 21 entered 1st Richard Hooi 36 pts (12) 2nd Perry Hill 35 pts (12) 3rd Steve Reeves 34 pts (14) 4th Nook Tanapongphiphit 32 pts (28)
forthcoming fixtures 29th July 2014 Black Mountain Captain’s Day - 2 Tee Start 1st August 2014 Palm Hills Stableford
Upcoming Fixtures 28th July 2014 Lakeview CD Stableford 30th July 2014 Black Mountain Stableford 1st August 2014 T.B.A
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Due to low attendance currently no results will be available for the forseeable future - please contact Robin on robinaston@hotmail.com if you are interested in playing.
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18th July 2014 No Competition 21st July 2014 AB Stableford 1st Andrew Dickson (5) 37 pts 2nd Craig Miller (5) 36 pts 3rd Michael O’Brien (15) 35 pts 4th Steve O’Brien (13) 29 pts 23rd July 2014 AB 3-Ball Team Scramble 1st Craig Miller, Chris Roper & Steve O’Brien 64 (3.9) 60.1 net 2nd Andrew Dickson, Jan Fridberg & Michael O’Brien 71 (5.25) 65.75 net FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday cha am golf club
Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES 30th July 2014 Friendly game
17th july 2014 Monthly Team Competition 15 teams 1st R. Denyer, J. Baker, M. Edwards 89 points 2nd H. Maldonado, J. Marot, O. Egli 87 points 3rd N. Guest, L. Hultquist, T. Tucker 83 points
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results Week 21 17th July 2014 Bokey Bar 9 - 10 Beach Hut Dolphin Bar 7 - 12 Maria Bar Jungle Juice 10 - 9 Bobby’s Birds Muan Bar 1 7 - 12 JNB Bar Somatch (3D + 1) Bar v Sasa Bar n/a TK Roadhouse 7 - 12 Muan Bar 2
results Week 27 18th July 2014 Chill Out 7 - 1 Pa’s Beer Garden Dolphin Bar 2 5 - 3 Hua Hin Miss You JW Black 5 - 3 Clansmen Lucky Shot A 8 - 0 Dolphin Bar 1 Maria Bar 1 6 - 2 Jaew Bar Oasis 6 - 2 Lord Webb 1 Rockets 1 - 7 Maria Bar 2 Sunset Boulevard 4 - 4 TK Roadhouse
League Table Team Dolphin Bar Maria Bar Muan Bar 2 Beach Hut Bobby’s Birds Jungle Juice TK Roadhouse Somatch Bar Muan Bar 1 JNB Bar Sasa Bar Bokey Bar
P 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 20 21 21 20 21
W 18 17 16 13 13 12 9 7 7 6 6 1
L 3 4 5 8 8 9 12 13 14 15 14 20
+/111 111 83 27 25 7 -13 -32 -59 -61 -64 -135
Pts 255 255 241 213 212 203 193 174 170 169 158 132
Fixtures The season finished on 24th July - results and final table in next week’s AWOL.
results Week 8 17th July 2014 Butterfly Bar 2 2 - 4 Birdy Bar Cha Cha Bar2 6 - 0 69-Sixtynine Bar My Bar 3 - 3 Butterfly Bar 1 Pim Bar 3 - 3 Cha Cha Bar1 League tablE Team Pim Bar Cha Cha Bar1 Birdy Bar Butterfly Bar 2 My Bar Cha Cha Bar2 Sixtynine Bar Butterfly Bar 1
P 8 8 7 7 7 7 7 7
W 5 5 4 3 2 1 1 1
D 3 2 1 1 2 2 2 1
L +/- Pts 0 18 13 1 12 12 2 8 9 3 -2 7 3 -4 6 4 -10 4 4 -14 4 5 -8 3
FIXTURES Week 10 31st July 2014 Butterfly Bar 1 v 69-Sixtynine Bar Cha Cha Bar2 v Butterfly Bar 2 My Bar v Cha Cha Bar1 Pim Bar v Birdy Bar
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League Table Team Dolphin Bar 2 Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 2 Maria Bar 1 Oasis JW Black Dolphin Bar 1 Chill Out Lord Webb 1 TK Roadhouse Pa’s Beer Grdn Sunset B’vard Jaew Bar Rockets Clansmen HHin Miss You
P 27 27 26 27 26 27 27 27 27 27 27 26 27 27 27 26
W 24 22 16 16 15 13 12 9 10 9 7 5 4 4 2 3
D 1 1 7 7 5 9 4 7 5 6 7 7 8 5 5 2
L 2 4 3 4 6 5 11 11 12 12 13 14 15 18 20 21
+/- Pts 84 49 102 45 64 39 60 39 48 35 32 35 -4 28 -6 25 -20 25 -16 24 -36 21 -42 17 -56 16 -62 13 -66 9 -82 8
fixtures Week 28 25th July 2014 Dolphin Bar 1 v Chill Out Hua Hin Miss You v Oasis Jaew Bar v Sunset Boulevard Lord Webb 1 v JW Black Maria Bar 1 v Rockets Maria Bar 2 v Clansmen Pa’s Beer Garden v Dolphin Bar 2 TK Roadhouse v Lucky Shot A
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Week 29 1st August 2014 Chill Out v Rockets Clansmen v Pa’s Beer Garden Dolphin Bar 2 v Jaew Bar JW Black v Dolphin Bar 1 Lord Webb 1 v Hua Hin Miss You Lucky Shot A v Maria Bar 1 Maria Bar 2 v Sunset Boulevard Oasis v TK Roadhouse
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results Week 25 17th July 2014 Hut Bar 11 - 7 Squealing Pig JJ Sports Bar 14 - 4 Hua Hin Miss You Jaew Bar 6 - 12 Dara Bar Lanla Bar 8 - 10 Clansmen Maria’s 14 - 4 Casanova’s Monicas 5 - 13 555 HaHaHa Pistol Petes 14 - 4 Sinatras No fixture - Railway Tavern League Table Team 555 HaHaHa Clansmen Maria’s Lanla Bar JJ Sports Bar Pistol Petes Monicas Hut Bar Jaew Bar Dara Bar Squealing Pig Railway Tavern H Hin Miss You Casanova’s Sinatras
P 24 24 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 24 23 23 24 24
W 20 18 18 15 13 11 10 9 9 7 8 6 4 5 3
D 3 4 2 1 3 1 3 3 3 4 1 2 4 2 2
L 1 2 3 7 7 11 10 11 11 12 15 15 15 17 19
+/122 94 100 70 44 24 -18 -20 -28 -32 -24 -62 -72 -82 -116
Fixtures Week 27 31st July 2014 Jaew Bar v Hut Bar JJ Sports Bar v Squealing Pig Lanla Bar v Hua Hin Miss You Maria’s v Dara Bar Monicas v Clansmen Pistol Petes v Casanova’s Railway Tavern v 555 HaHaHa No fixture - Sinatras
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Pts 43 40 38 31 29 23 23 21 21 18 17 14 12 12 8
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HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE
hua hin/khao takiab Fun Pool League
results - division 1 Week 14 23rd July 2014 Beach Hut Bar 9 - 9 Muan Bar Jaew Bar 5 - 13 Sunset Boulevard Maria’s Bar 13 - 5 Clansman TK Roadhouse 6 - 12 JJ Sports Bar
results - division 2 Week 14 23rd July 2014 Aussie Bar 8 - 10 TK Roadies Bobby’s Beauties 13 - 5 Casanova’s Pistol Pete’s 9 - 9 Dara’s Bar The Bridge 4 - 14 Bobby’s Bangers
League Table - division 1 Team Maria’s Bar JJ Sports Bar Sunset B’vard TK Roadhouse Muan Bar Clansman Beach Hut Bar Jaew Bar
P 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14
W 12 10 7 6 5 4 2 0
D L 2 0 3 1 3 4 2 6 3 6 3 7 3 9 1 13
League Table - division 2 +/62 64 26 8 -10 -12 -38 -100
Pts 26 23 17 14 13 11 7 1
Fixtures - division 1 Week 15 30th July 2014 Beach Hut Bar v TK Roadhouse Jaew Bar v JJ Sports Bar Muan Bar v Clansman Sunset Boulevard v Maria’s Bar
Team Bobbys B’ties Pistol Pete’s Dara’s Bar Bobbys Bngers TK Roadies Casanova’s Aussie Bar The Bridge
P 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14
W 11 8 7 7 7 5 2 1
D L +/- Pts 2 1 66 24 2 4 10 18 4 3 8 18 2 5 32 16 2 5 6 16 0 9 -24 10 1 11 -40 5 3 10 -58 5
Fixtures - division 2 Week 15 30th July 2014 Aussie Bar v Dara’s Bar Bobby’s Beauties v Bobby’s Bangers Casanova’s v Pistol Pete’s TK Roadies v The Bridge
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results Week 3 21st July 2014 JNB Bar 6 - 6 The Squealing Pig Jaew Bar 5 - 7 Dara Bar Monicas 3 - 9 The Clansmen Muan Bar 8 - 4 Sunset Boulevard Pistol Pete’s 7 - 5 Somatch (3D+1) Bar Railway Tavern 9 - 3 Salute Bar Sa Sa Bar 8 - 4 TK Roadhouse Fixtures Week 4 28th July 2014 Bobby’s Birds v JNB Bar Dara Bar v JJ Sports Bar Salute Bar v Sa Sa Bar Somatch (3D+1) Bar v Railway Tavern Sunset Boulevard v Pistol Pete’s The Clansmen v Muan Bar The Squealing Pig v Monicas TK Roadhouse v Jaew Bar
League Table Team P W D The Clansmen 3 3 0 Muan Bar 3 3 0 Sa Sa Bar 3 3 0 Bobby’s Birds 2 2 0 Dara Bar 3 2 0 Pistol Pete’s 3 2 0 Squealing Pig 3 1 1 JNB Bar 3 1 1 Monicas 3 1 1 Railway Tavern 3 1 0 Jaew Bar 3 1 0 TK Roadhouse 3 1 0 Sunset B’vard 3 0 1 Salute Bar 3 0 0 Somatch Bar 3 0 0 JJ Sports Bar 2 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 2 2 2 2 3 3 2
+/- Pts 18 6 12 6 8 6 8 4 4 4 2 4 4 3 -2 3 -2 3 2 2 -6 2 -6 2 -8 1 -10 0 -12 0 -12 0
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results Week 21 23rd July 2014 JW Red 10 - 9 All Nations GH Jungle Juice B 11 - 8 Billys A King Bar A 13 - 6 Jungle Juice A Limelight 11 - 8 Buckleys Sabai 10 - 9 JW Black Tiger Bar 7 - 12 Pink Panther League Table Team Buckleys Limelight Jungle Juice B King Bar A Pink Panther Sabai JW Red Tiger Bar All Nations GH JW Black Billys A Jungle Juice A
P 21 21 21 20 21 21 21 21 21 20 20 20
W 18 17 14 14 12 12 9 7 6 6 5 4
L 3 4 7 6 9 9 12 14 15 14 15 16
+/- Pts 105 36 63 34 33 28 28 28 23 24 7 24 -21 18 -45 14 -35 12 -40 12 -44 10 -74 8
Fixtures Week 22 30th July 2014 All Nations GH v Tiger Bar Billys A v JW Red Buckleys v Jungle Juice B Jungle Juice A v Limelight JW Black v King Bar A Pink Panther v Sabai
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results Week 13 23rd July 2014 69Sixty-Nine v Urs Treff n/a Blue lagoon Ladies v Blue Lagoon Men n/a Lek Restaurant v Scandic Bar n/a League table Team Scandic Bar Blue Lag Men Blue lag Ladies Lek Restaurant 69Sixty-Nine Urs Treff
P 12 12 11 11 12 12
W 10 8 7 5 2 1
D 1 1 1 1 0 0
L +/- Pts 1 90 21 3 74 17 3 5 15 5 20 11 10 -120 4 11 -69 2
fixtures Week 14 30th July 2014 Blue Lagoon Men v Urs Treff Lek Restaurant v Blue lagoon Ladies Scandic Bar v 69Sixty-Nine
results Week 4 22nd July 2014 CAT Jiggapik v Jungle Juice n/a Chill Chill Bar v Johnny’s 56 n/a Hua Hin Miss You 1 v URS TREFF 2 n/a The Clansmen v Robin’s Rest n/a URS TREFF CHA AM v O’Neills n/a League table Team CAT Jiggapik URS TREFF URS TREFF 2 Jungle Juice The Clansmen O’Neills HHin Miss You 1 Robin’s Rest Johnny’s 56 Chill Chill Bar
P W D L 3 3 0 0 3 3 0 0 2 2 0 0 3 2 0 1 3 2 0 1 2 1 0 1 3 1 0 2 3 0 0 3 3 0 0 3 3 0 0 3
+/- Pts 48 6 48 6 26 4 14 4 -10 4 8 2 -10 2 -34 0 -40 0 -50 0
fixtures Week 5 29th July 2014 Johnny’s 56 v Hua Hin Miss You 1 Jungle Juice v Chill Chill Bar O’Neills v CAT Jiggapik Robin’s Rest v URS TREFF CHA AM URS TREFF CHA AM 2 v The Clansmen
hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!
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The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www. h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 26th July 2014 @ 4.30 pm HUA HIN H3 Run #284 – An A to B Run Location A: Hua Hin Train Station, Google Map link: https://goo.gl/maps/lbTpU GPS Coordinates: 12.567345, 99.95477 (N 12 34.041, E 99 57.286) Location B: Terrace 90 Restaurant on Hua Hin Soi 90 From Cha-Am: https://goo.gl/maps/dio4r (Station to Terrace 90) Make your way SOUTH on Phet Kasem Road towards Hua Hin and at the second set of traffic lights after the Palace turn RIGHT and proceed to the station. From Hua Hin: https://goo.gl/maps/dio4r (Station to Terrace 90)
Make your way to the either the train station or to Terrace 90 Restaurant located on Soi 90 and walk back to the station. Hares: No Name Mike & Ballbanger Fees: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free. Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.
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RESULTS 19th july 2014 Hua Hin City 3 - 0 Seeker FIXTURES 26th july 2014 Looktabfah v Hua Hin City 18:00 Thai Division 2 Regional League Central West Region League Table TEAM Muangkan Utd Hua Hin Phetchaburi Samut Sakhon Looktabfah Krung Thonburi Singburi Ratchaphruek Thonburi City Globlex J.W. BU Nonthaburi Raj Pracha Seeker
P 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17
W 10 10 9 7 7 7 7 6 4 4 5 3 4 4
D L GD 5 2 +14 3 4 +14 4 4 +7 6 4 +3 5 5 +6 4 6 +2 4 6 −1 6 5 +4 7 6 0 5 8 −8 2 10 −11 7 7 −5 3 10 −12 3 10 −14
PTs 35 33 31 27 26 25 25 24 19 17 17 16 15 15
Hua Hin City Football Club is the local professional team for the area formed in 2011. They currently play their home matches at the Kai Tanarat Stadium in Pranburi.
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football news
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premier league predictor AWOL has set up a new football prediction game for the English Premier League; to play you need to be registered and logged in to the AWOL website at www.awolonline.net. You will find a link to the game on that page as well. Both registration and the game are free - every week at least 15 minutes before the matches begin, enter your predicted score for each match and then click ‘Save’. For every exact prediction you will get 5 points, for the correct outcome, 2 points, with various other bonus points available. Each week we will print a table showing the leading players as we do with the Fantasy League. PRIZE SPONSORSHIP If any local business is interested in sponsoring either the Prediction or Fantasy Leagues (or both) in the form of prizes to be awarded at the end of the season, please contact us on either 081 649 8361 or sales@awolonline.net, and you can get your business featured on this page every week.
fantasy premier league The new AWOL Challenge Fantasy Premier League is now up and running - anyone who was entered last season will automatically be reentered for the new season when they log in to the game again, but for new recruits, you will need to do the following: 1. Register and log in to the official Premier League game at fantasy.premierleague.com; 2. Set up your team (name, details, pick an initial squad - this can be changed as many times as you want before the game starts); 3. Go to the AWOL website (awolonline.net) and click on ‘Fantasy Football - Click To Play’ which will automatically add your team to the AWOL Challenge; 4. Have fun playing against the growing number of budding Fergies! There are extensive rules and help on the official site and any new managers would be well advised to read through them. Every week we will print a table of the leading managers in the AWOL Challenge.
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Soi 102, Hua Hin (200m on right after railway) football gossip
Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal is preparing to offer Ajax £17m for 24-yearold Netherlands defensive midfielder Daley Blind. Daily Express United are also reported to be closing in on a move for Borussia Dortmund centre-back Mats Hummels, 25, for £16m. Daily Mail Tottenham have been told they will have to pay £25m for France and Real Sociedad midfielder Antoine Griezmann, with Chelsea and Monaco also tracking the 23-year-old. Daily Telegraph With their Champions League foreign players’ quota in mind, Manchester City are set to offload midfielder Javi Garcia, 27 after striker Alvaro Negredo, 28, broke his foot. Daily Mirror Portuguese midfielder Tiago Mendes, 33, has rejected a possible return to Chelsea this summer in favour of re-signing with Spanish champions Atletico Madrid for another two years. Talksport PSG will side-step Fifa’s Financial Fair Play rules by offering 26-year-old winger Angel Di Maria, a target for Manchester United, a one-year loan move from Real Madrid. Daily Express Leicester want Trabzonspor’s former Chelsea winger Florent Malouda, 34, as they look to strengthen their squad for the Premier League. Daily Mirror Liverpool have accepted a £14m offer from Sunderland for striker Fabio Borini but the 23-year-old is set to reject the move and fight for his place at Anfield. Newcastle Chronicle 23
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losing his bottle Van Gaal slates Ferguson’s wine cellar
manchester, england MANCHESTER United’s new boss Louis van Gaal has slammed the quality of the booze left behind by Sir Alex Ferguson. On his first day in the job, former Holland boss van Gaal inspected the magnums, jennies and jeroboams assembled by Ferguson over 27 years, and declared them woefully substandard. Van Gaal said: “There’s a few big-name labels here that simply aren’t pulling their weight. “I don’t care if it’s a Chateauneuf-du-Pape or a Slovenian retsina, if its mouthfeel isn’t velvety it’s going straight down the sink.” The Butthead lookalike went on to announce that the days of three-for-atenner deals from Morrisons were over, also declaring a moratorium on any
Above: Van Gaal (left) has repeatedly refarted suggestions that he resembles Butthead (right)...heh heh they misspelt refuted heh heh
wine that used exclamation marks in the tasting notes or had a cartoon animal on the label. Van Gaal’s comments will fuel suspicions that Ferguson allowed the quality of
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United’s wines to decline in his final seasons in charge. Rumours have also abounded that the long-serving coach secretly emptied several prize bottles of rioja before his departure, replacing them with his own blood, which has a slightly lower alcohol content. Man United fan Tom Logan said: “I want us to buy loads of English wines even though they cost a fortune and look embarrassing when you put them next to proper European stuff.” Van Gaal also dismissed the merits of the single bottle left behind by David Moyes, a bottle of cava put on ice in August last year and never opened.
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