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hua hin, THAILAND For those of our readers who are used to the slow pace of the Thai legal system, this week’s news that a former railway worker was sentenced to death on Tuesday for the rape and murder of a 13-year-old girl on an overnight train, throwing her body out of the train just south of Hua Hin, will come as quite a surprise. As many will be aware, this horrific crime occurred on 5th July, and the case was heard at the Hua Hin Provincial Court. The court found Wanchai Sangkhao, the first defendant in the case, guilty of several counts. He was sentenced to death for murder, nine years in jail for raping a girl under 15, five years in prison for stealing while on public tranport vehicles at night, one year for hiding a body and six months for drug abuse, with the most severe sentence prevailing. The court rejected Wanchai’s claim for mercy because he had confessed in an act of repentance. The court said Wanchai confessed because he had no choice as the evidence against him was so strong, thus there were no grounds for commutation of sentence. A second defendant, Nattakorn Chamnarn, 19, was charged as an accessory to the rape, which he confessed to when interviewed by the police, but denied in court; he was sentenced to six years in prison, with the penalty commuted by a third to four years for his previous confession. While the death penalty will not sit comfortably with many people, it is hard to argue against it when faced with such an awful crime, not necessarily as a deterrent to others, but simply because such an abhorrent individual does not deserve to remain in this world.
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General - sports Golf clubs for sale Set of Slazenger ‘Firesteel 2’ clubs Incl. 1,2 & 3 woods, 5,6,7,8,9 Irons. Pitching wedge, Sand wedge. 18deg Skymax Hybrid (new) + Donnay 10.5deg (Fairway?) wood. Dunlop putter, recently regripped (fat grip). All above including Slazenger bag, for 9000 Thai Baht. Additional: Top Flight 10.5deg Titanium Syncroflex no. 1 Wood 2000 Thai Baht. Call Terry on 088 542 2918 For sale golf clubs and bag; 1,3,5 woods, 9 cavity back irons, SW to 3 iron, Bag, 8,000 bt ono. Keith@081 466 1875 Lakeview Membership for sale - 95,000 baht including transfer fee. Gives access to 4 18 hole courses. Contact John on 083 313 6770.
auto: 3 wheels & LESS honda cbr 250cc Candy Apple Red, 4000 km, registered Dec 2012. Price 85,000 or very near offer. Please call 081 817 3000 Yamaha fino blue and white 20 months old 7,800 km 25,000 baht. Call 081 817 3000
auto: 4 wheels pluS Honda CRV 2013. 2.0 registered January 2013. Crystal black pearl with full cream leather interior. Excellent condition throughout with only one owner from new. No accident. Full Honda (Hua Hin) service history. Only 11,700 kms to date. Climate control, CD player, Bluetooth, electric seats, electric door mirrors, Audio & video on reverse etc etc. Paid THB 1,300,000 but will accept THB 890,000 ono for quick sale. Tel: 0833 120 076 QUINN, email: toni.quinn@yahoo.com honda jazz 1.5 Vtec in black, excellent all round condition. Top of the range model, with 7-speed automatic/manual transmission. One owner from new, full Honda service history with invoices. First reg July 2007, travelled only 59,000 km. Taxed to July 2015, Class 1 insurance with AXA to 22 May 2015, fully transferable at no cost. 325,000 baht ono. Please call Tony on 085 224 2095 MERCEDES-BENZ C63 AMG Coupe-2012 metallic black, black/porcelain two-tone leather, only 20,000 km. Full M-B service history (TST Hua Hin) and registration. Certificated Remap upgrade (by DMS-UK)-power up from 457 to 520 BHP-torque up from 442 to 486 LB/FT AMG speedshift MCT 7-speed auti gearbox. 19” black multi-spoke alloy wheels, carbon fibre trim. Premium plus package incl Comand Navigation (all S.E. Asia). Full options specification. Cost new 9m Baht, For Sale only 5.3m Baht. Tel: Nu (Thai) 083 314 0497, Craig (Eng) 081 193 6230
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Property for sale land for sale 1 rai (1600sq mtr) level building block in Tab Tai with mountain views. Green Chanot (title). (16km/23min) from Market Village. Power, water and concrete road 50 metres. 2.5 metre concrete and wire fence on one side. Dual access front and back to public roads. Flood free overlooking Sam Phan Nam stream. 1.5 million thai baht. Call Ian 0888946100 best sea view condo in Khao Takiab for sale. 63.5 sqm, corner unit, 2 bed, 2 bath, with unobstructed sea and golf course view. See pictures on www.409bvv.weebly.com, Price 6.7 m baht. Contact owner on 086 166 9880 or email via website. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. two bed apartments in Hua Hin with great facilities; 3.2m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. european style villa, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. stunning L shaped Borfai bungalow; 9.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large bungalow near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. villa on large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. beautiful new houses on quiet project;from 3m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. attractive house on small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Delightful small house in Hua Hin; just 1.8m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Four Bed Villa On Stilts 4.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. two bed apartments in Hua Hin with great facilities; 3.2m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.
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toelining Did you spot last weeks’ deliberate mistake? The missing ‘word of the week’? Which just goes to show that the little grey cells don’t always do what you would like them to. So to make up for it here are two words which both show just how contrived our language is becoming. First is ‘frenvy’, to envy a friend. Next is ‘gaydar’, the sixth sense which enables homosexual people to recognise those of a similar persuasion. It seems that anyone can join in the fashion for making up new words by joining together parts of other words, so why not have a go? A few Singha might help you along. Speaking of which it was good to see that bottled brew on sale in a local bar over here last weekend. Unfortunately it wasn’t hot enough to sit outside and do it justice with bottle, glass and a bucket of ice, and they would probably charge extra for the ice anyway. Meanwhile Thailand was dealing with the crucial issue of TV soaps, which are a bad influence on the masses and need to be re-written. The Powers That Be clearly don’t watch Eastenders, or even Emmerdale, which could no doubt benefit from David Camerons’ personal intervention. I’m sure the voters of the UK wouldn’t object at all to him fitting in a little script writing in between bombing Iraq and trying to persuade his MPs not to defect to UKIP. Of course Cameron does have a democratically elected sidekick in the shape of Nick Clegg, who could be glad of something useful to do. And speaking of democracy, it is a concept which still seems to puzzle Thailand. So much so that from November it will become a subject in every school curriculum. Staff in the countrys’ Education Ministry have been told by the Electoral Commission that in other countries, which are already fully developed democracies, people are provided with the freedom and rights to express their views ‘within a framework of discipline and observation of regulations’. I wonder just how much of Thailands’ new democracy
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RESULTS 29th September 2014 Lake View AB Stableford 10 entered 1st Gerry Paget 39 pts (08) 2nd James Lynch 36 pts (25) 3rd Bob Welsh 35 pts (12) 4th Terry O’Hanlon 35 pts (15) 24th September 2014 Banyan Stableford 17 entered 1st Peter Hayes 38 pts (14) 2nd Alan Dubarus 38 pts (06) 3rd Phil Knight 36 pts (10) 4th Gary Engleman 33 pts (15) Upcoming Fixtures 6th September 2014 Lakeview A&B Stroke Medal 8th October 2014 Seapines Stableford 10th October 2014 Lakeview Stableford majestic creek members club No results this week robin’s roll up
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Due to low attendance currently no results will be available for the forseeable future - please contact Robin on robinaston@hotmail.com if you are interested in playing.
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Results 26th September 2014 Sawang Stableford 9 entered 1st Thomas Pagden 35 pts (01) 2nd Darren Sellars 32 pts (11) 3rd Franz Heigl 30 pts (18) 4th Peter Good 30 pts (20) 23rd September 2014 Springfield A + B MASTERS 53 entered 1st David Buchan 37 pts (22) 2nd Nitha Dittkuhn 37 pts (15) 3rd Darren Sellars 36 pts (11) 4th Boom Schroeder 36 pts (14) 23rd September 2014 Springfield A + B Masters Aggegate pairs 26 teams 1st David Buchan, Huub Korver 69 pts 2nd Peter Good, Peter Gouldby 68 pts 3rd Franz Heigl, Darren Sellars 68 pts 4th Robert Bird, Boom Schroeder 67 pts forthcoming fixtures 7th October 2014 Banyan Stableford 10th October 2014 Springfield A&B Red, White & Blue Scramble
Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES No events listed lake view members club
26th September 2014 AB 3-Ball Scramble 1st Chris Roper, Reto Vorburger & Grant Woods (G) 64 (5.1) 58.9 net 2nd Craig Miller, Steve O’Brien & Michael Daly 71 (5.4) 65.6 net 29th September 2014 AB Individual Stableford 1st Reto Vorburger (5) 36 pts 2nd Rodger Teasdale (16) 36 pts 3rd Bill Malone (19) 36 pts 4th Peter Tucker (12) 35 pts 1st October 2014 CD 3-Ball Team Scramble 1st Reto Vorburger, Peter Tucker & Bill Malone 67 (5.4) 61.6 net 2nd Chris Roper, Andrew Roper (G) & Paul Gardener (G) 69 (5.35) 63.65 net 3rd Craig Miller, Steve O’Brien & Rodger Teasdale 70 (5.25) 64.75 net FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday
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results Week 1 26th September 2014 Clansmen (8) 2- 6 (16) TK Roadhouse 1 Hua Hin Miss You (4) 0- 8 (20) Pistol Petes Infinity Bar (14) 5- 3 (12) Coopers Beer Gdn Jaew Bar v X (no match) Lucky Shot A (16) 5- 3 (12) Lucky Shot B Lucky Shot Maria (7) 1- 7 (19) Maria Bar 1 Pa’s Beer Gdn (12) 3- 5 (17) Chang Boom B TK Roadhouse 2 (18) 6- 2 (9) Aussie Bar League Table Team Pistol Petes Maria Bar 1 TK R’dhouse 2 TK R’dhouse 1 Chang Boom B Lucky Shot A Infinity Bar Jaew Bar X Coopers Br Gdn Lucky Shot B Pa’s Beer Grden Aussie Bar Clansmen Lucky St Maria HHin Miss You
P W D 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
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Pts 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
fixtures Week 2 3rd October 2014 Aussie Bar v X Chang Boom Boom v Jaew Bar Clansmen v Lucky Shot A Coopers Beer Garden v Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot B v TK Roadhouse 2 Lucky Shot Maria v Hua Hin Miss You Pistol Petes v Infinity Bar TK Roadhouse 1 v Pa’s Beer Garden 20
Week 3 10th October 2014 Aussie Bar v Coopers Beer Garden Infinity Bar v Clansmen Jaew Bar v Pistol Petes Lucky Shot A v TK Roadhouse 1 Maria Bar 1 v Lucky Shot B Pa’s Beer Garden v Hua Hin Miss You TK Roadhouse 2 v Chang Boom Boom X v Lucky Shot Maria Please note that team X is a team yet to be filled at press time.
results Week 6 25th September 2014 Bobby’s Boys 9 - 11 Lek Bar Exotic Bar 15 - 5 Chon Bar Jungle Juice 4 - 16 TK Roadhouse Lanla Bar 6 - 14 Bobby’s Birds Maria Bar 16 - 4 JNB Bar Muan Bar 2 18 - 2 Sasa Bar Salute Bar 6 - 14 JJ Sport Bar Soda Bar v Beach Hut n/a Somatch (3D + 1) Bar 12 - 8 Muan Bar 1 TK Roadies 16 - 4 My Way Bar Fixtures Week 8 9th October 2014 Bobby’s Boys v Beach Hut Exotic Bar v Muan Bar 1 JJ Sport Bar v TK Roadhouse Jungle Juice v Bobby’s Birds Lanla Bar v Sasa Bar Muan Bar 2 v My Way Bar Salute Bar v Chon Bar Soda Bar v JNB Bar Somatch (3D + 1) Bar v Lek Bar TK Roadies v Maria Bar League Table Team Muan Bar 2 Maria Bar TK Roadies TK Roadhouse Lanla Bar JNB Bar Bobby’s Birds Jungle Juice Bobby’s Boys Exotic Bar Somatch Bar JJ Sport Bar Muan Bar 1 Beach Hut Lek Bar Sasa Bar Salute Bar Chon Bar Soda Bar My Way Bar
P W L 6 6 0 6 5 1 6 6 0 6 4 2 6 5 1 6 5 1 6 3 3 6 3 2 6 3 2 6 3 3 6 3 3 6 3 2 6 1 4 5 2 3 6 1 5 6 2 4 6 1 5 6 0 6 5 1 4 6 0 6
+/- Pts 46 83 42 81 34 77 28 74 22 71 20 70 2 61 2 61 0 60 0 60 0 60 -2 59 -14 53 4 52 -18 51 -24 48 -26 47 -38 41 -22 39 -56 32
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results Week 2 25th September 2014 Casanova’s 9 - 9 Bar 80 Saloon Chill Chill 7 - 11 Clansmen Hut Bar 13 - 5 Star Bar Jaew Bar 14 - 0 Maria Bar Monica’s Bar 14 - 4 Hua Hin Miss You Pistol Petes 13 - 5 Dara Bar Squealing Pig 10 - 8 Coopers Beer Garden No match - Wandee Bar League Table Team Jaew Bar Clansmen Pistol Petes Hut Bar Chill Chill Monica’s Bar Dara Bar Casanova’s Squealing Pig Coopers Br Gn Bar 80 Saloon Wandee Bar HHin Miss You Star Bar Maria Bar
P W D 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 0 1 2 1 0 2 0 0 2 0 1 1 1 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 1 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 2 1 0 2 2 1
+/- Pts 24 32 12 28 12 28 10 27 6 23 6 23 -4 18 -4 17 -6 17 -6 15 -10 14 4 13 -12 12 -18 9 -14 0
Fixtures Week 4 9th October 2014 Casanova’s v Coopers Beer Garden Chill Chill v Dara Bar Hut Bar v Jaew Bar Maria Bar v Monica’s Bar Pistol Petes v Star Bar Squealing Pig v Hua Hin Miss You Wandee Bar v Clansmen No match - Bar 80 Saloon
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results - division 1 Week 24 1st October 2014 Beach Hut Bar 9 - 9 Sunset Boulevard JJ Sports Bar 7 - 11 Muan Bar Maria’s Bar 15 - 3 Jaew Bar TK Roadhouse 8 - 10 Clansman League Table - division 1 Team Maria’s Bar JJ Sports Bar TK Roadhouse Sunset B’vard Muan Bar Clansman Beach Hut Bar Jaew Bar
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W 19 16 12 10 7 7 7 1
D 2 5 2 5 7 6 6 1
L 3 3 10 9 10 11 11 22
+/88 88 32 22 -18 -10 -28 -174
Pts 40 37 26 25 21 20 20 3
Fixtures - division 1 Week 25 8th October 2014 Clansman v JJ Sports Bar Jaew Bar v Beach Hut Bar Muan Bar v Maria’s Bar Sunset Boulevard v TK Roadhouse results - division 2 Week 24 1st October 2014 Bobby’s Beauties v TK Roadies n/a Casanova’s 10 - 8 Aussie Bar Dara’s Bar 14 - 4 Bobby’s Bangers The Bridge 6 - 12 Pistol Pete’s League Table - division 2 Team Dara’s Bar Bobbys B’ties Pistol Pete’s TK Roadies Bobbys Bngers Casanova’s The Bridge Aussie Bar
P 24 23 24 23 24 24 24 24
W 16 16 15 11 11 8 4 4
D 4 2 2 4 3 0 3 2
L 4 5 7 8 10 16 17 18
Fixtures - division 2 Week 25 8th October 2014 Aussie Bar v The Bridge Bobby’s Bangers v Casanova’s Pistol Pete’s v Bobby’s Beauties TK Roadies v Dara’s Bar
+/- Pts 46 36 82 34 36 32 24 26 20 25 -58 16 -88 11 -62 10
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results Week 13 29th September 2014 Pistol Pete’s 8 - 4 Muan Bar Railway Tavern 9 - 3 Monicas Salute Bar v JJ Sports Bar n/a Sa Sa Bar 3 - 9 JNB Bar Somatch (3D+1) Bar 3 - 9 Jaew Bar Sunset Boulevard 7 - 5 Dara Bar The Clansmen 5 - 7 Bobby’s Birds The Squealing Pig 8 - 4 TK Roadhouse
RESULTS Week 6 1st October 2014 Chon Bar 5 - 14 All Nations GH JW Black 12 - 7 JW Red King Bar B 8 - 11 Buckleys Pink Panther 8 - 11 Jungle Juice B Sabai 8 - 11 Limelight Tiger Bar 8 - 11 King Bar A No match - Jungle Juice A
Fixtures Week 14 6th October 2014 Bobby’s Birds v The Squealing Pig Dara Bar v The Clansmen Jaew Bar v Sunset Boulevard JJ Sports Bar v Somatch (3D+1) Bar JNB Bar v Salute Bar Monicas v Sa Sa Bar Muan Bar v Railway Tavern TK Roadhouse v Pistol Pete’s
League Table
League Table Team Muan Bar Railway Tavern Sa Sa Bar Bobby’s Birds Squealing Pig Sunset B’vard Pistol Pete’s Jaew Bar The Clansmen Dara Bar TK Roadhouse JNB Bar JJ Sports Bar Monicas Somatch Bar Salute Bar
P 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 12 13 13 12
W 11 11 8 7 6 7 7 6 4 5 5 3 4 1 1 1
D 0 0 2 2 3 1 1 1 4 2 0 3 1 6 3 3
L 2 2 3 4 4 5 5 6 5 6 8 7 7 6 9 8
+/- Pts 52 22 44 22 24 18 6 16 12 15 10 15 -8 15 2 13 8 12 -2 12 -14 10 -14 9 -24 9 -32 8 -26 5 -38 5
Team All Nations GH Pink Panther Buckleys Jungle Juice A Limelight Jungle Juice B King Bar A Tiger Bar JW Black King Bar B Sabai Chon Bar JW Red
P W L 6 5 1 6 5 1 6 5 1 5 4 1 5 3 2 5 3 2 5 3 2 6 2 4 6 2 4 5 1 4 6 1 5 5 1 4 6 1 5
+/- Pts 20 10 18 10 12 10 7 8 9 6 1 6 -1 6 -2 4 -20 4 -3 2 -6 2 -15 2 -20 2
Fixtures Week 7 8th October 2014 All Nations GH v Jungle Juice A Buckleys v Chon Bar Jungle Juice B v Sabai JW Red v King Bar B King Bar A v JW Black Limelight v Tiger Bar No match - Pink Panther
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results Week 4 25th September 2014 69-Sixtynine Bar 2 - 4 Pim Bar Butterfly bar 2 3 - 3 Butterfly Bar 1 Cha Cha Bar2 6 - 0 My-Bar blue lagoon 2 - 4 Cha Cha Bar1 FIXTURES Week 6 9th October 2014 Blue Lagoon v Pim Bar Butterfly bar 2 v 69-Sixtynine Bar Cha Cha Bar2 v Cha Cha Bar1 My-Bar v Butterfly Bar 1
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League tablE Team Cha Cha Bar1 My-Bar Pim Bar Cha Cha Bar2 69 Bar Butterfly bar 2 Butterfly Bar 1 blue lagoon
P 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
W 4 2 3 2 1 0 1 0
D 0 1 0 1 0 3 1 0
L +/- Pts 0 14 8 1 0 5 1 4 6 1 10 5 3 -6 2 1 -2 3 2 -6 3 4 -14 0
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results No recent results available League table Team Scandic Bar Blue lag Ladies Blue Lag Men Lek Restaurant Urs Treff 69Sixty-Nine
P 19 19 19 19 18 18
W 15 13 12 8 3 2
D 1 2 1 2 0 0
L 3 4 6 9 15 16
+/- Pts 138 31 29 28 98 25 26 18 -75 6 -216 4
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results Week 13 30th September 2014 CAT Jiggapik 8 - 10 Johnny’s 56 Chill Chill Bar 8 - 10 Hua Hin Miss You 1 Robin’s Rest 8 - 10 URS TREFF CHA AM 2 The Clansmen 15 - 3 O’Neills URS TREFF CHA AM 7 - 11 Jungle Juice League table Team Jungle Juice CAT Jiggapik URS TREFF The Clansmen URS TREFF 2 HHin Miss You 1 Johnny’s 56 O’Neills Robin’s Rest Chill Chill Bar
P 13 13 13 13 11 13 13 12 13 12
W 12 11 11 6 6 5 5 4 2 0
D 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0
L 1 2 2 6 5 7 8 8 11 12
+/126 130 128 -28 -8 -46 -44 -26 -88 -144
Pts 24 22 22 13 12 11 10 8 4 0
fixtures Week 14 7th October 2014 Johnny’s 56 v Chill Chill Bar Jungle Juice v CAT Jiggapik O’Neills v URS TREFF CHA AM Robin’s Rest v The Clansmen URS TREFF CHA AM 2 v Hua Hin Miss You 1
hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!
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The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www. h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 4th October 2014 @ 4.00 pm (NEW TIME) H2H3 RUN #289 Between Soi 112 and 116 off Soi Moo Baan Hua Na GPS Coordinates: N 12.525872, E 099.9520796 (N 12 31.552, E 099 57.125) Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/o2hDF From Hua Hin via Phet Kasem from Soi 70: http:// goo.gl/maps/EHv74 for Google Map Head south from Hua Hin cross over flyover and using U-Turn under the flyover get into Soi 112. Once in Soi112, after about 200 metres turn LEFT at the 7/11. Drive for another 1.3 km taking road on the right when reaching the Y junction. Car park will be on your LEFT.
From Hua Hin via Phet Kasem and Soi 116: http:// goo.gl/maps/6v5uB for Google Map Heading south from Hua Hin cross over flyover and drive a further 1.4 km until you reach Soi 116 on your RIGHT which is just after GDL pool shop (on your LEFT). Once into Soi 116 drive a further 1.7 km passing the temples on your left. Car Park will be on your RIGHT HARES: Jock Twat & Hugmanannygoat SNACKS: Legs Wide Open ON AFTER: Yau’s restaurant on Soi 112 Fees: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free. Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.
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FIXTURES CHAMPIONS League GROUP A 4th October 2014 Prachuap FC v Hua Hin City 25th October 2014 Hua Hin City v Prachin Buri 2nd November 2014 Hua Hin City v Udon Thani FC 9th November 2014 BCC-Tero v Hua Hin City 15th November 2014 Hua Hin City v FC Phichit 22nd November 2014 Phichit FC v Hua Hin City 26th November 2014 Hua Hin City v BCC-Tero 30th November 2014 Udon Thani FC v Hua Hin City 7th December 2014 Prachin Buri v Hua Hin City 14th December 2014 Hua Hin City v Prachuap FC One of our readers, Kevin, is organising transport to some of these games; if you are interested please call him on 085 185 0297 Thai Division 2 Regional League Central West Region League Table TEAM Hua Hin (C) (Q) Phetchaburi (Q) Muangkan Utd Samut Sakhon Singburi Looktabfah Ratchaphruek Thonburi City Krung Thonburi Raj Pracha Nonthaburi J.W. BU Globlex Seeker
P 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26
W 15 14 13 14 12 9 10 8 9 7 6 6 4 4
D 6 7 9 6 6 10 6 9 6 8 9 5 8 6
L 5 5 4 6 8 7 10 9 11 11 11 15 14 16
GD +26 +13 +15 +9 +4 +11 +2 −1 −2 −9 −8 −16 −19 −26
PTs 51 49 48 48 42 37 36 33 33 29 27 23 20 18
Hua Hin City Football Club is the local professional team for the area formed in 2011. They currently play their home matches at the Kai Tanarat Stadium in Pranburi.
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(all times Thailand) Saturday 4th October 2014 PREMIER LEAGUE Hull v Crystal Palace 21:00 Leicester v Burnley 21:00 Liverpool v West Brom 21:00 Sunderland v Stoke 21:00 Swansea v Newcastle 21:00 Aston Villa v Man City 23:30 CHAMPIONSHIP Blackpool v Cardiff 01:45 Leeds v Sheff Wed 18:15 Blackburn v Huddersfield 21:00 Bolton v Bournemouth 21:00 Brentford v Reading 21:00 Charlton v Birmingham 21:00 Derby v Millwall 21:00 M’boro v Fulham 21:00 Norwich v Rotherham 21:00 Watford v Brighton 21:00 Wolves v Wigan 21:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Kilmarnock v Dundee Utd 01:45 Dundee v Aberdeen 21:00 Partick Thistle v Motherwell 21:00 St Johnstone v St Mirren 21:00 Sunday 5th October 2014 PREMIER LEAGUE Man Utd v Everton 18:00 Chelsea v Arsenal 20:05 Tottenham v Southampton 20:05 West Ham v QPR 22:15 CHAMPIONSHIP Nottm Forest v Ipswich 21:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Inverness CT v Ross County 18:45 Celtic v Hamilton 19:00
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Team Chelsea Southampton Man City Arsenal Swansea Aston Villa Man Utd Tottenham Crystal Palace West Brom Stoke Leicester West Ham Liverpool Everton Hull Sunderland QPR Newcastle Burnley
P 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6
GD 12 7 5 4 2 -3 2 1 0 0 0 -1 0 -1 -2 -2 -1 -9 -7 -7
PTS 16 13 11 10 10 10 8 8 8 8 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 4 3 3
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If you wish to take part in the Fantasy or Predictor leagues please contact info@ awolonline.net for instructions. AWOL CHALLENGE TABLE 2014/2015 Team GW 1 Hua Hin Utd 43 2 Lost Cafe 36 3 Mr ChaAming 39 4 Free Rolf City 32 5 Fingers Clayton 37 6 Red & Blue Bangers 47 7 Pensioners 46 8 Waste of money 38 9 Dunne’s Destroyers 42 10 FC Mukdahan 35 11 Wanderlust United 36 12 Eric 33 13 xxdroggiesbackxxx 38 14 *@>‹*# FC 30 15 Let’s be avin you 47 16 the gunners 50 17 Sammy Doo Racing 39 18 FC OK 60 19 Dans Demons 47 20 Thailand Silkmen 35 21 AWOL Wanderers 37 22 FC Gunners 36 23 Portsmouth City 37 24 Madrid Spurs 37
TOT 318 310 298 295 290 284 283 281 278 277 270 265 258 252 247 245 244 239 236 236 230 227 224 184
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Sunday 5th October 2014 PREMIER LEAGUE Chelsea v Arsenal 20:05 A win for Chelsea would put them 9 points ahead of the Gunners and at such an early stage of the season that is a huge margin. Wenger will have his work cut out to prevent it, as along with Everton and Manchester United they are conceding too many goals to be true title contenders. However caution does not seem to be a word that the Arsenal manager recognises so we could be in for a real spectacular here; we think lots of goals and a Chelsea win.
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Spurs takeover off after bidders watch them play
england INVESTORS have withdrawn a bid for Tottenham Hotspur after seeing them in action. Cain Hoy executives attended last week’s Capital One game against Nottingham Forest to give them a taste of the team in action but during a goalless first half several of them slipped into mild comas. Consortium head Nikki Hollis said: “We’d had a chat with Malcolm Glazer about how investing in English football was a great way of making a fortune without doing any work. “He also recommended it as a way of annoying millions of arseholes which, while not financially lucrative, is always fun. “But Erik Lamela? Chas and Dave? “No.” Hollis said: “Oh, and the pies? Seriously, what the hell?” Spurs had hoped the investment would allow
Left: The Matchroom Stadium - a fitting temporary home for Tottenham Hotspur
them to purchase their first striker since Jurgen Klinnsman and employ a songwriter to create a chant that does not involve Arsenal. Cain Hoy were due to make a cash offer for the team in the region of eight figures, if you include the two numbers after the decimal point. An earlier ‘one billion’ valuation of the club was dismissed, unless the currency in question was the Mark during the hyperinflation-hit
Weimar Republic of the 1920s or the Laotian Kip. In a bad couple of weeks for the club they also learned that their hoped for groundshare of the Olympic Stadium in Stratford while White Hart Lane is redeveloped would be vetoed by tenants West Ham, leaving them with a likely groundshare of the Matchroom Stadium, formerly known as Brisbane Road, Leyton Orient’s ground (capacity 9,271).
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