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issue 3 05 14 November 2014
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hua hin, THAILAND The tragic loss of yet another resident expat to a motorbike accident last weekend will ultimately end up being just another statistic except to his family and friends, but the death of Xavier Macors (Marco to all who knew him) should represent a wake up call to everyone who rides motorbikes or scooters here. Marco died when he collided with a lamp post near Soi 94, and initial reports suggest that this was at the relatively low speed of about 40 kph; however he was not wearing a crash helmet, and it was his head injuries that proved fatal. It is not clear exactly how the accident happened, as other than a Thai man riding a scooter who Marco passed shortly before the collision, there were no others who were involved in the accident nor witnesses; it is believed the crash occurred shortly after midnight on Saturday 8th November with emergency services on the scene soon after, although it is believed Marco died on impact. Marco’s father was due to arrive in Hua Hin as we were going to print, and we would like to express our sincere condolences to him and the rest of Marco’s family and friends. Unfortunately the police are not allowed to issue a death certificate to anyone other than family members, and without this his body could not be released for funeral arrangements, so we are unable to bring you information on any services; for those readers who wish to find out we suggest visiting the Railway Tavern in Soi 88 to enquire, as it is likely that by the time of our next issue it will already have occurred. Marco was 45 and had been hoping to start a family with his long time girlfriend Fon; we will all miss his happy face and cheery personality.
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thailand weather (13-11-14) Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Aranyaprathet 34 °C 47% Scattered Clds Bangkok 31 °C 62% Scattered Clds Bhumibol Dam 32 °C 59% Scattered Clds Bua Chum 32 °C 47% Scattered Clds Chaiyaphum 32 °C 42% Scattered Clds Chanthaburi 31 °C 58% Partly Cloudy Chiang Mai 31 °C 43% Partly Cloudy Chiang Rai 30 °C 48% Clear Chumphon 32 °C 52% Partly Cloudy Hat Yai 25 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Kam Paeng Phet 32 °C 52% Mostly Cloudy Kanchanaburi 32 °C 47% Haze Khanom 29 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Khlong Yai 31 °C 58% Partly Cloudy Khon Kaen 30 °C 55% Scattered Clds Ko Lanta 23 °C 94% Light Rain Ko Samui 29 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Ko Sichang 32 °C 52% Scattered Clds Krabi 23 °C 94% Light Rain Laemchabang 30 °C 72% Scattered Clds Lampang 31 °C 62% Partly Cloudy Lamphun 30 °C 71% Partly Cloudy Loei 30 °C 48% Scattered Clds Lop Buri 31 °C 62% Scattered Clds Mae Hong Son 31 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Mae Sariang 34 °C 42% Scattered Clds Mae Sot 33 °C 42% Scattered Clds Mukdahan 27 °C 54% Partly Cloudy Nakhon Phanom 27 °C 54% Partly Cloudy Nakhon Ratch. 32 °C 43% Partly Cloudy Nakhon Sawan 34 °C 39% Scattered Clds Nakhon Si Tham. 26 °C 100% Mostly Cloudy Nan 32 °C 40% Partly Cloudy
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... I’m stumped Stumped: Stuck - unable to proceed, often regarding being confounded by some intellectual puzzle. Some authorities have supposed that this derives from the development of the road system in the USA. When these highways were being built the stumps of sawn down trees could be no more than 15 inches tall. This was fine for the high axle wagons until rain softened the soil, at which time wagons would sink into the mud and were ‘stumped’. This is a good story, albeit one that doesn’t come packaged with any real evidence. Others have suggested that it might be from cricket, in which a batsman is out if the wicketkeeper removes the stumps with the ball when the batsman is out of his ground. This explanation is also lacking supporting evidence and in any case doesn’t really match the meaning of the expression. It is more likely that the term derives from ploughs sticking when they hit tree-stumps. The USA origin is certainly correct though. All of the early citations of the phrase originate from there; for example, Seba Smith’s Letters of Major Jack Downing, 1833:
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“My Good Old Friend, - I’m stumped. I jest got a letter from the Gineral.” The term is pre-dated by the term ‘stumper’, which was US slang for a difficult poser. This was cited in an 1807 edition of the New York magazine Salmagundi: “They happened to run their heads full butt against a new reading. Now this was a stumper.”
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Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 While “To thine own self be true” is wise advice, it was intended for someone whose own self didn’t sit on the couch eating crisps and watching quiz shows. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 You’ll experience a slight setback when events beyond your control force you to repeat age 8 all over again, which actually isn’t half bad. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 You’ve always detested clichés, tired old jokes, and easy irony, which are three more reasons why you’re going to hate being killed by a falling safe. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 They say a good friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will share your cell. With that in mind, your best friend will stab you with a sharpened toothbrush this week.
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WATERTANK 1,000 Liter blue, very clean, full function, 2,500 BAHT, in Cha-Am, near Golden Beach Hotel, call for more information 080 773 54 96 Five 15 drawer filing cabinets 2,000bt each; one counter/ desk with side desk 5,000bt; one high backed swivel chair 1,500bt. All as new tel 089 530 8771 (Eng), 089 128 9556 (Thai) Top of the range, barely used wheelchair for sale, 4,000 baht. Contact 090 794 7787 high quality leather sofa - 3 seater, maroon colour. Cost new 55,000 baht, selling for 22,000 baht. Call 089 054 3205 Capsule coffee machine for sale. Model Nespresso. Unused price 6,000 Baht including 20 caps. Call 084 893 5164 Dimi Kingsize Teak bed and mattress. Old teak wood king size bed with Serta mattress (very comfortable) Bed cost 10,000 Baht 12 years ago, mattress cost 14,000 2 years ago. For sale at 10,000 Baht. Pls call Lorraine on 085 291 8685 for more details. ‘LAZYBOY’ ARMCHAIRS (2) in brown leather - as new - bht 10,000 each. Also Leather Beanbags (2) - as new - bht 3,000 each. Call Patrick/Kan - 0877 124 630 (Soi 88)
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2 Double glass door fridges. 10,000 baht each. 2 Refrigerated cake / deli cases in new condition. 1 at 20,000 baht. 1 at 30,000 baht or 40,000 for both. 1 stainless steel fridge/freezer at 10,000 baht. 1 stainless grill at 5,000 baht. 3 stainless steel tables assorted sizes. 1 deep freezer at 4,000 baht. Call for more info. 098-484-9833
General - sports Golf clubs for sale Set of Slazenger ‘Firesteel 2’ clubs Incl. 1,2 & 3 woods, 5,6,7,8,9 Irons. Pitching wedge, Sand wedge. 18deg Skymax Hybrid (new) + Donnay 10.5deg (Fairway?) wood. Dunlop putter, recently re-gripped (fat grip). All above including Slazenger bag, for 9000 Thai Baht. Additional: Top Flight 10.5deg Titanium Syncroflex no. 1 Wood 2000 Thai Baht. Call Terry on 088 542 2918 For sale golf clubs and bag; 1,3,5 woods, 9 cavity back irons, SW to 3 iron, Bag, 8,000 bt ono. Keith@081 466 1875 Lakeview Membership for sale - 95,000 baht including transfer fee. Gives access to 4 18 hole courses. Contact John on 083 313 6770.
auto: 3 wheels & LESS honda cbr 250cc Candy Apple Red, 4000 km, registered Dec 2012. Price 85,000 or very near offer. Please call 081 817 3000 Yamaha fino blue and white 20 months old 7,800 km 25,000 baht. Call 081 817 3000
auto: 4 wheels pluS Honda CRV 2013. 2.0 registered January 2013. Crystal black pearl with full cream leather interior. Excellent condition throughout with only one owner from new. No accident. Full Honda (Hua Hin) service history. Only 11,700 kms to date. Climate control, CD player, Bluetooth, electric seats, electric door mirrors, Audio & video on reverse etc etc. Paid THB 1,300,000 but will accept THB 890,000 ono for quick sale. Tel: 0833 120 076 QUINN, email: toni.quinn@yahoo.com honda jazz 1.5 Vtec in black, excellent all round condition. Top of the range model, with 7-speed automatic/manual transmission. One owner from new, full Honda service history with invoices. First reg July 2007, travelled only 59,000 km. Taxed to July 2015, Class 1 insurance with AXA to 22 May 2015, fully transferable at no cost. 325,000 baht ono. Please call Tony on 085 224 2095
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Property for sale land for sale 1 rai (1600sq mtr) level building block in Tab Tai with mountain views. Green Chanot (title). (16km/23min) from Market Village. Power, water and concrete road 50 metres. 2.5 metre concrete and wire fence on one side. Dual access front and back to public roads. Flood free overlooking Sam Phan Nam stream. 1.5 million thai baht. Call Ian 0888946100 best sea view condo in Khao Takiab for sale. 63.5 sqm, corner unit, 2 bed, 2 bath, with unobstructed sea and golf course view. See pictures on www.409bvv.weebly.com, Price 5.5 m baht, just reduced!. Contact owner on 086 166 9880 or email via website. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. two bed apartments in Hua Hin with great facilities; 3.2m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. european style villa, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. stunning L shaped Borfai bungalow; 9.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large bungalow near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. villa on large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. beautiful new houses on quiet project;from 3m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. attractive house on small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Delightful small house in Hua Hin; just 1.8m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Four Bed Villa On Stilts 4.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. two bed apartments in Hua Hin with great facilities; 3.2m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.
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Property wanted I am looking for a 3 bedroom villa on a secure private, completed development, with a swimming pool, close to Hua Hin and the beach, budget no more than 5m baht. For sale by the owner only. Contact 080 100 4194 long term rental properties wanted, particularly pool villas in good areas. Please contact Lucky Real Estate on 089 530 8771 or realestate@luckyhuahin.com
commercial property centrally located guesthouse for sale. Please contact 089 530 8771 for details. sunrise coast commercial properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.
property for Rent unfurnished detached 2 bed, 2 bath bungalow with undercover carport & gardens on secured quiet beachside complex close to airport. use of two swimming pools, gym and private access to beach. 10,000bht. per month, negotiable. min. one year contract. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information. townhouse for rent, available from Dec 1st, 2 bedroom in soi behind Grand Hotel. Call for viewing appointment 089 024 7731 lovely House for rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771
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christmas is coming? Imagine if you will a small boy, about 8 years old, playing with his friend. They seem to be inseparable, watching TV together, travelling on a bus, doing all the things that friends do. Except that the friend is a real live penguin named Monty, who, like all penguins of a certain age, is becoming broody for a mate. Fortunately the young boy is street wise for his age. Recognising a love sick penguin when he sees one, he surprises Monty with a little lady friend for Christmas. And as Monty bonds with his soul mate Mabel it becomes clear that the two penguins are not real at all, but just toys. By this time you are either going all gooey eyed or reaching for the bottle. Maybe you are also wondering what the story was all about. Well wonder no more, for it is the latest John Lewis Christmas advert, which very quickly went viral, so if you haven’t yet seen it you can - if you must - catch up online. This is just one of the latest batch of seasonal ads in the growing trend for seasonal ads which don’t actually advertise products. Instead they aim to tug at the heart strings and evoke that ‘feel good’ factor which will draw shoppers to those magical emporiums of Christmas dreams, (or at least to visit their websites.) And to be fair the John Lewis ‘feel good’ ad did at least, either by accident or design, result in them selling out of some very expensive toy penguins in no time. Of course other retailers ads are available, including front runners in the gooey seasonal ad market Marks and Spencer and Boots. In fact these two, along with John Lewis, form the top three Christmas ads in an online vote for the best of the 2014 bunch. But when the M and S advance viewing landed in my E mail inbox last week it was quite a relief that the laptop battery expired half way through, curtailing the vision of women pretending to be fairies and flying around snowy rooftops in a rather wooden fashion, trailing fairy dust in their wake. True - a few products could be glimpsed if you watched closely enough, including the
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clothes of the fairies in question, which to be honest were not suited to the weather. Clearly M and S daren’t risk going the whole hog like John Lewis, which given the competition these days is maybe wise. Boots meanwhile have no such qualms - concentrating on a little story about going home to family for Boxing Day, with no product placement in sight - not even a penguin. Maybe I should stop giving my E mail address to almost every national chain of retailers that I use and save myself a lot of angst! But no, it is almost impossible now - even in Hull - to get by without online shopping and store points cards, and in any case ads on TV are unavoidable so they get you one way or the other. I just wish they would stick to the point and stop pretending they are something they’re not. The moral to this story is that however annoying those loudspeaker bearing pickups are on the sois of Hua Hin, be thankful that they quickly pass you by. You may of course be planning to immerse yourself even more fully in festive celebrations by popping up to Bangkok for a few days. If so this weeks’ word could prove useful in Patpong. No-one will understand it except you, but it could be an interesting ice breaker. ‘Ecdysiast’. According to Wiki this means an erotic dancer who removes their clothes as a form of entertainment. Also known as a stripper.
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RESULTS 10th November 2014 Lake View CD 2 Man Betterball 12 teams 1st Per Bergstrom, Michael Snakebite 47 pts 2nd Valteri Karlsson, Seppo Rintara 43 pts 3rd Richard Hooi, Gerry Paget 42 pts 4th Peter Hayes, Mick Mace 42 pts Upcoming Fixtures 17th November 2014 Lakeview A&B Par/ Bogey 19th November 2014 Majestic Stableford 21st November 2014 Lakeview Stableford robin’s roll up
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Please contact Robin on robinaston@hotmail. com if you are interested in playing. 7th November 2014 1st Barbara Anstee 37 pts (26) 2nd Paul Badenoch-Jones 33 pts (09) 3rd Ronnie Thorley 27 pts (20) 4th Nigel Guest 26 pts (15)
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Results 11th November 2014 Majestic A - B Stableford 29 entered 1st Pekka Hogman 39 pts (15) 2nd Tum Ringnalda 34 pts (19) 3rd John Hall 33 pts (23) 4th John Rea 33 pts (29) 7th November 2014 Palm Hills Bogey 32 entered 1st James Lynch 3 up (24) 2nd Bjorn Byman 2 up (21) 3rd Chuck Carriere All Sq. (12) 4th Huub Korver All Sq. (07) forthcoming fixtures 18th November 2014 Springfield Stableford 21st November 2014 Lake View Stableford majestic creek members club No results this week
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10th November 2014 AB Individual Stableford 1st Mike O’Brien (16) 37 pts 2nd Mike Lord (Guest) (12) 36 pts 3rd Toby Olsson (14) 34 pts 4th Greg Smith (18) 34 pts 12th November 2014 AB Team Scramble 1st Reto Vorburger (4) & Greg Smith (18) 72 (5.5) 66.5 net 2nd Craig Miller (4) & Rodger Teasdale (17) 74 (5.25) 68.75 net 3rd Steve O’Brien (15) & Mike O’Brien (16) 77 (7.75) 69.25 net 4th Peter Tucker (12) & Gary Ross (18) 77 (7.5) 69.5 net FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday
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results Week 7 7th November 2014 Aussie Bar (12) 3 - 5 (13) Clansmen Coopers Br Gdn (5) 0 - 8 (20) Chang Bm Bm Infinity Bar (9) 1 - 7 (18) Lucky Shot A Jaew Bar (10) 2 - 6 (16) Pa’s Beer Garden Lucky Shot B (6) 2 - 6 (17) Lucky Shot Maria Maria Bar 1 (19) 7 - 1 (9) TK Roadhouse 1 TK Roadhouse 2 (19) 7 - 1 (6) HHin Miss You League Table Team Pistol Petes Chang Bm Bm Lucky St Maria Lucky Shot A Clansmen TK Rdhouse 2 Maria Bar 1 TK Rdhouse 1 Infinity Bar Lucky Shot B Pa’s Beer Grdn Jaew Bar Coopers Br Gdn Aussie Bar HHin Miss You
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Pts 12 12 10 10 9 8 7 7 7 6 6 2 2 0 0
fixtures Week 8 14th November 2014 Chang Boom Boom v Lucky Shot B Clansmen v no game Hua Hin Miss You v Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot A v Jaew Bar Lucky Shot Maria v Infinity Bar Pa’s Beer Garden v TK Roadhouse 2 Pistol Petes v Coopers Beer Garden TK Roadhouse 1 v Aussie Bar 20
Week 9 21st November 2014 Aussie Bar v Hua Hin Miss You Chang Boom Boom v Lucky Shot Maria Coopers Beer Garden v Clansmen Jaew Bar v Infinity Bar Lucky Shot B v Pistol Petes Maria Bar 1 v Pa’s Beer Garden TK Roadhouse 2 v Lucky Shot A TK Roadhouse 1 - no game
results Week 12 6th November 2014 Bobby’s Boys 13 - 7 TK Roadies Chon Bar v Lek Bar n/a Exotic Bar 9 - 11 Beach Hut JJ Sport Bar v Sasa Bar n/a Jungle Juice 10 - 10 My Way Bar Lanla Bar 7 - 13 Maria Bar Muan Bar 2 16 - 4 Soda Bar Salute Bar 10 - 10 Muan Bar 1 Somatch (3D + 1) Bar v JNB Bar n/a TK Roadhouse 12 - 8 Bobby’s Birds Fixtures Week 14 20th November 2014 Bobby’s Boys v Muan Bar 2 Chon Bar v Beach Hut Exotic Bar v JNB Bar JJ Sport Bar v My Way Bar Jungle Juice v Maria Bar Lanla Bar v Soda Bar Muan Bar 1 v Lek Bar Salute Bar v Bobby’s Birds Somatch (3D + 1) Bar v TK Roadies TK Roadhouse v Sasa Bar League Table Team Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse Lanla Bar Maria Bar TK Roadies JNB Bar Bobby’s Boys Jungle Juice Beach Hut Muan Bar 1 Somatch Bar Bobby’s Birds JJ Sport Bar Exotic Bar Lek Bar Sasa Bar Salute Bar Chon Bar Soda Bar My Way Bar
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W 11 9 10 8 9 7 7 5 6 3 5 4 4 5 3 3 1 2 2 0
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results Week 8 6th November 2014 Bar 80 Saloon v Hua Hin Miss You Casanova’s v Maria Bar n/a Chill Chill v Jaew Bar n/a Clansmen v Dara Bar n/a Pistol Petes v Monica’s Bar n/a Squealing Pig v Hut Bar n/a No match - Cooper’s Beer Garden League Table Team Maria Bar Clansmen Pistol Petes Dara Bar Squealing Pig Monica’s Bar Chill Chill Coopers Br Gdn HHin Miss You Hut Bar Jaew Bar Casanova’s Bar 80 Saloon
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L 1 0 1 1 3 2 4 4 4 2 3 3 3
+/- Pts 30 77 42 76 18 72 14 71 -4 57 10 56 -12 52 -10 52 -24 45 -12 44 -4 44 -22 36 -26 34
Fixtures Week 10 20th November 2014 Bar 80 Saloon v Maria Bar Casanova’s v Hut Bar Chill Chill v Monica’s Bar Coopers Beer Garden v Hua Hin Miss You Squealing Pig v Pistol Petes No match - Clansmen, Dara Bar, Jaew Bar
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final League Table - division 1 Team Maria’s Bar JJ Sports Bar TK Roadhouse Sunset B’vard Beach Hut Bar Clansman Muan Bar Jaew Bar
P 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28
W 21 16 16 12 10 8 8 2
D 3 6 2 5 6 8 7 1
L 4 6 10 11 12 12 13 25
+/94 68 58 24 -18 -6 -20 -200
Pts 45 38 34 29 26 24 23 5
Fixtures - division 1 The season is over. Congratulations to Maria Bar on winning the division. It is anticipated that a new season will begin within this month and details will be printed here as soon as they are available. final League Table - division 2 Team Pistol Pete’s Dara’s Bar Bobby’s B’ties TK Roadies Bobby’s Bngrs Casanova’s The Bridge Aussie Bar
P 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28
W 18 17 17 14 12 9 5 5
D 3 5 4 6 4 1 4 3
L 7 6 7 8 12 18 19 20
+/- Pts 56 39 42 39 82 38 40 34 10 28 -66 19 -94 14 -70 13
Fixtures - division 2 The season is over. Congratulations to Pistol Pete’s for winning the division.
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HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE
results Week 19 10th November 2014 Bobby’s Birds 7 - 5 JJ Sports Bar Dara Bar 6 - 6 Jaew Bar Salute Bar 4 - 8 Railway Tavern Somatch (3D+1) Bar 5 - 7 Pistol Pete’s Sunset Boulevard 3 - 9 Muan Bar TK Roadhouse 7 - 5 Sa Sa Bar The Clansmen 9 - 3 Monicas The Squealing Pig 11 - 1 JNB Bar
RESULTS Week 12 12th November 2014 All Nations GH 6 - 13 Limelight Buckleys 9 - 10 King Bar A Chon Bar v Pink Panther n/a JW Black 10 - 9 Tiger Bar Jungle Juice A 9 - 10 Jungle Juice B King Bar B 9 - 10 Sabai No match - JW Red
Fixtures Week 20 17th November 2014 Jaew Bar v TK Roadhouse JJ Sports Bar v Dara Bar JNB Bar v Bobby’s Birds Monicas v The Squealing Pig Muan Bar v The Clansmen Pistol Pete’s v Sunset Boulevard Railway Tavern v Somatch (3D+1) Bar Sa Sa Bar v Salute Bar
League Table
League Table Team Muan Bar Railway Tavern Sunset B’vard Squealing Pig Dara Bar Pistol Pete’s The Clansmen Sa Sa Bar Bobby’s Birds TK Roadhouse Jaew Bar JNB Bar JJ Sports Bar Monicas Somatch Bar Salute Bar
P 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 18 18 19 17
W 17 15 12 10 10 11 8 9 9 8 7 4 5 2 3 1
D 0 1 1 3 3 1 4 2 2 1 2 4 1 6 3 4
L 2 3 6 6 6 7 7 8 8 10 10 11 12 10 13 12
+/- Pts 96 34 48 31 22 25 28 23 14 23 10 23 20 20 -2 20 -10 20 -10 17 -12 16 -28 12 -34 11 -56 10 -26 9 -60 6
Team Pink Panther Buckleys Limelight Jungle Juice B All Nations GH King Bar A Jungle Juice A Sabai JW Red Tiger Bar JW Black King Bar B Chon Bar
P 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 11 10 11 10 10
W 9 9 8 8 7 7 6 3 3 2 2 1 1
L 1 1 2 2 3 3 4 7 8 8 9 9 9
+/- Pts 46 18 44 18 38 16 32 16 16 14 4 14 2 12 -10 6 -23 6 -28 4 -41 4 -36 2 -44 2
Fixtures Week 13 19th November 2014 Jungle Juice B v All Nations GH King Bar A v JW Red Limelight v Buckleys Pink Panther v Jungle Juice A Sabai v Chon Bar Tiger Bar v King Bar B No match - JW Black
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cha am POOL LEAGUE
results Week 10 6th November 2014 Butterfly Bar 1 v 69-Sixtynine Bar n/a Cha Cha Bar2 v Butterfly bar 2 n/a My-Bar v blue lagoon n/a Pim Bar v Cha Cha Bar1 n/a FIXTURES Week 12 20th November 2014 Butterfly Bar 1 v Butterfly bar 2 Cha Cha Bar1 v blue lagoon My-Bar v Cha Cha Bar2 Pim Bar v 69-Sixtynine Bar
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League tablE Team Cha Cha Bar1 My-Bar Pim Bar Cha Cha Bar2 69 Bar Butterfly Bar 1 Butterfly bar 2 blue lagoon
P 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
W 6 2 4 3 1 2 0 0
D 1 3 3 3 4 4 6 4
L +/- Pts 1 18 13 3 -8 7 1 8 11 2 12 9 3 -6 6 2 -4 8 2 -6 6 4 -14 4
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hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!
The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www. h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 15th November 2014 @ 4.00 pm HUA HIN H3 Run #293 Location: Off Route 1010 – Chom Phol Road Google Map link: https://goo.gl/maps/vHzIi GPS Coordinates: N 12.693783, E 099.659803 (N 12 41.627, E 099 51.545). From Hua Hin or Cha-Am via the By-pass Google Map Link https://goo.gl/maps/oBjQp Make your way to the Chom Phol Road (Route 1010) located between Km Markers 16 & 17. From Hua Hin turn LEFT, from Cha-Am turn RIGHT, and then continue on Route 1010 for 2.7 km and turn LEFT and continue a further 800 m to run site on LEFT. Also follow the HHH signs. From Hua Hin or Cha-Am via Phet Kasem Road. Make your way to the Chom Phol Road (Route 1010) located near the 207 km marker. From Hua Hin turn LEFT, from Cha-Am turn RIGHT after making a U-turn and then continue on Route 1010 to the by-pass. Cross over with care and follow directions as above. HARES – Songmiester & Gas Pipe. ON ON ON: The Thai Kitchen situated close to Silpakorn University. Fees: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free. Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.
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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE
results The season is over.
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League table Team Jungle Juice CAT Jiggapik URS TREFF URS TREFF 2 The Clansmen HHin Miss You 1 O’Neills Johnny’s 56 Robin’s Rest Chill Chill Bar
P 18 17 17 17 16 17 18 18 17 17
W 16 15 14 10 7 7 6 6 3 0
D 0 0 0 1 2 1 0 0 0 0
L 2 2 3 6 7 9 12 12 14 17
+/172 174 168 18 -44 -52 -52 -72 -106 -206
Pts 32 30 28 21 16 15 12 12 6 0
fixtures The season is over; however there are still some outstanding matches so the title is between Jungle Juice and Cat Jiggapik. Well done to all teams and any news of a new league will appear here when available.
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hua hin city F.C
results CHAMPIONS League GROUP A 4th October 2014 Prachuap FC 5 - 1 Hua Hin City 25th October 2014 Hua Hin City 3 - 0 Prachin Buri 2nd November 2014 Hua Hin City 2 - 0 Udon Thani FC 9th November 2014 BCC-Tero 2 - 0 Hua Hin City FIXTURES CHAMPIONS League GROUP A 15th November 2014 Hua Hin City v FC Phichit 22nd November 2014 Phichit FC v Hua Hin City 26th November 2014 Hua Hin City v BCC-Tero 30th November 2014 Udon Thani FC v Hua Hin City 7th December 2014 Prachin Buri v Hua Hin City 14th December 2014 Hua Hin City v Prachuap FC One of our readers, Kevin, is organising transport to some of these games; if you are interested please call him on 085 185 0297 Thai Division 2 Regional League Champions league group a Table TEAM Prachuap BCC Tero Phichit Hua Hin City Udon Thani Prachin Utd
P W D 4 3 0 4 3 0 4 2 0 4 2 0 4 1 0 4 1 0
L 1 1 2 2 3 3
GD PTs 3 9 3 9 2 6 -1 6 -3 3 -4 3
Hua Hin City Football Club is the local professional team for the area formed in 2011. They currently play their home matches at the Kai Tanarat Stadium in Pranburi.
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fixtures
(all times Thailand) Saturday 15th November 2014 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFYING Georgia v Poland (Grp D) 00:00 Germany v Gibraltar (Grp D) 02:45 Greece v Faroe Islands (Grp F) 02:45 Hungary v Finland (Grp F) 02:45 Portugal v Armenia (Grp I) 02:45 Romania v Northern Ireland (Grp F) 02:45 Scotland v R. of Ireland (Grp D) 02:45 Serbia v Denmark (Grp I) 02:45 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES France v Albania 02:45 USA v Colombia 02:45 Chile v Venezuela 06:00 Sunday 16th November 2014 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFYING Austria v Russia (Grp G) 00:00 England v Slovenia (Grp E) 00:00 Luxembourg v Ukraine (Grp C) 00:00 Moldova v Liechtenstein (Grp G) 00:00 San Marino v Estonia (Grp E) 00:00 Macedonia v Slovakia (Grp C) 02:45 Montenegro v Sweden (Grp G) 02:45 Spain v Belarus (Grp C) 02:45 Switzerland v Lithuania (Grp E) 02:45 monday 17th November 2014 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFYING Azerbaijan v Norway (Grp H) 00:00 Belgium v Wales (Grp B) 00:00 Cyprus v Andorra (Grp B) 00:00 Netherlands v Latvia (Grp A) 00:00 Bulgaria v Malta (Grp H) 02:45 Czech Rep. v Iceland (Grp A) 02:45 Israel v Bos-Herce (Grp B) 02:45 Italy v Croatia (Grp H) 02:45 Turkey v Kazakhstan (Grp A) 02:45 Featured Game
wednesday 19th November 2014 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES Scotland v England 03:00 While this game has no competitive importance as regards any championship or trophy, to the fans it has far more significance than the qualifying games played in the week prior to it. This is the first time in 15 years that England will play in Scotland, and the home fans will be after revenge for the narrow loss they suffered in August last year. Scotland are much improved under Gordon Strachan and we think this will be another closely contested affair, and will be a hard fought draw.
Tuesday 18th November 2014 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES Japan v Australia 17:20 Slovakia v Finland 23:20
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wednesday 19th November 2014 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES Belarus v Mexico 00:00 Greece v Serbia 00:00 Slovenia v Colombia 00:00 Austria v Brazil 01:00 Romania v Denmark 01:30 Hungary v Russia 02:30 Argentina v Portugal 02:45 Italy v Albania 02:45 Poland v Switzerland 02:45 R. of Ireland v USA 02:45 Spain v Germany 02:45 France v Sweden 03:00 Scotland v England 03:00
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english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Team Chelsea Southampton Man City West Ham Swansea Arsenal Man Utd Newcastle Stoke Everton Liverpool Tottenham West Brom Sunderland Hull Aston Villa Crystal Palace Leicester QPR Burnley
P 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11
GD 17 18 10 5 4 6 3 -2 -1 2 -1 -2 -2 -7 -2 -11 -6 -7 -11 -13
PTS 29 25 21 18 18 17 16 16 15 14 14 14 13 12 11 11 9 9 8 7
AWOL CHALLENGE TABLE 2014/2015 Team GW 1 Hua Hin Utd 63 2 Wanderlust United 53 3 Lost Cafe 60 4 Free Rolf City 73 5 Mr ChaAming 66 6 Red & Blue Bangers 70 7 Let’s be avin you 82 8 Waste of money 48 9 Dunne’s Destroyers 60 10 Pensioners 59 11 Fingers Clayton 60 12 xxdroggiesbackxxx 67 13 FC Mukdahan 54 14= headless chickens 62 14= AWOL Wanderers 49 16 Sammy Doo Racing 55 17 *@>‹*≠ FC 61 18 Thailand Silkmen 66 19 Eric 43 20 Dans Demons 13 21 Portsmouth City 51 22 Madrid Spurs 51 23 FC OK 31
TOT 612 602 595 593 579 572 565 563 554 546 542 522 513 490 490 484 478 464 435 428 403 401 358
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23 AWOL CHALLENGE EPL PREDICTION TABLE Player TOT GW livinginlos 16 181 1 18 160 2 AWOL 0 141 3 oskar 0 140 4 Mr Blobby Green 28 131 5 kevharris2502 Please enter predictions at least a couple of hours before the first match of the week kicks off.
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torn apart Roy Hodgson unhappy with severed limbs on Wembley pitch
england ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson has complained about the human body parts littering Wembley after last weekend’s NFL game. The contest between the Dallas Cowboys and the Jacksonville Jaguars, which killed 16 players and injured more than 200 spectators, has left the pitch strewn with human debris ahead of Saturday’s game against Slovenia. Hodgson said: “A few arms we could cope with. But when I pulled one half-buried leg out of the centre circle it turned out still to be attached to quarterback Tony Romo, who had been buried alive in a
Above: These poor girls had most of their clothes torn off during the brutal NFL game at Wembley
complex offensive play. “Even without oxygen for 12 hours his intense will to win remained, and he tore up half the pitch dragging his broken body to the touchdown area.” Wembley officials have been quick to reassure Hodgson and the England squad that all traces of the dead and injured would be removed before Saturday’s game, and are in talks with the Scottish F.A to negotiate a joint deal with OCS, the commercial cleaning company, to clear up after the inevitable carnage to occur at next week’s clash between Scotland and England at Celtic Park.
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