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issue 3 38 24 July 2015
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hua hin, THAILAND The deaths of three elephants last week near Kaeng Krachan national park after they were electrocuted on a fence erected by a gardener at a meditation center has been followed by the arrest of the gardener, Sompong Yapakdi, 46, who confessed to putting electrified wire around the village pond to stop the elephants accessing the water, and this week the owner of the centre has been charged with encroaching on state land. Burapha Padhungthai, 56, owner of the Asom Burapa meditation centre in tambon Huai Sat Yai, reported to Pol Col Bancha Panpradub, deputy chief of the Natural Resources and Environmental Crime Division, on Sunday to acknowledge the charge. An investigation had found the centre was built on royal project land that was allocated to poor farmers and prohibited from being sold according to a cabinet resolution 38 years ago. Mr Burapha promised to knock down the buildings. The centre covers 83 rai of land, 53 rai of which encroached on the state land under the supervision of Prachuap Khiri Khan’s Office of Social Development and Human Security. After being questioned for three hours, Mr Burapha admitted the encroachment but said his family purchased plots from villagers 10 years ago without knowing some were part of a royal project and could not change hands. He said he had paid land tax to Huai Sat Yai Tambon Administration Organisation every year but officials had never told him the land could not be sold. Investigations are ongoing to find out if any more state land has been sold, while police and other officials will ask farmers and other residents in the area to stop erecting electric fences and use other non-harmful methods to stop animals going on their land.
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... Life begins at forty Life begins to be better in one’s middle age. The notion that ‘life begins at forty’ is a 20th century one; prior to that it was more accurate to say ‘death begins at forty’ as most people didn’t live much beyond that age. Life expectancy in mediaeval England was around 25 years and only reached forty sometime around the turn of the 20th century. By the 1930s many, in western societies at least, could expect a decent spell of reasonably affluent retirement, free from work and the responsibilities of childcare. Household gadgets like washing machines and vacuum cleaners were becoming more widely used and had begun to relieve women’s drudgery and offer them increasing amounts of leisure time as compared to their Victorian mothers. In 1932, the American psychologist Walter Pitkin published the self-help book Life Begins at Forty. Pitkin stated confidently: Life begins at forty. This is the revolutionary outcome of our New Era. Today it is half a truth. Tomorrow it will be an axiom. Pitkin is often credited with coining the phrase and, while it is true that his popular book was the cause of it becoming part of the language, he wasn’t the first to express the idea, or even the phrase itself. The take-up of the idea was rapid and ‘life begins at forty’ appears many times in newspapers and other printed records from 1932 onwards. This was propelled further into the American consciousness in 1937 via a recording of the song ‘Life begins at Forty’, written by Yellen and Shapiro and sung by Sophie Tucker. However, we need to go back a way to find the origin of the phrase. The great 19th century German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer came close to it with his view: “The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.”
In keeping with the reduction of the toil of domestic work and child rearing that began freeing up women’s free time to some extent at the start of the 20th century, the first reference to life beginning at forty refers specifically to women. Mrs. Theodore Parsons was Physical Director of Schools in Chicago and, in 1912, wrote Brain Culture Through Scientific Body Building. It wasn’t a runaway best-seller, but the arrival of the USA in the First World War in 1917 gave her views a new lease of life. In April of that year The Pittsburgh Press printed a feature on Mrs. Parsons and her no-nonsense opinions about the benefits of a brisk exercise programme that she acquired from her soldier husband (Mr. Theodore Parsons was, sadly, recently deceased - presumably from exhaustion): “The average woman does not know how to breathe, sit, stand or walk. Now I want women to train for the special duties which may devolve upon them in war time. Death begins at thirty, that is, deterioration of the muscle cells sets in. Attention to diet and exercise would enable men and women to live a great deal longer than they do today. The best part of a woman’s life begins at forty.” What special duties Mrs. Parsons had in mind, stationed as she was in Chicago, isn’t clear. The paper was good enough to include a graphic of the dynamic couple, demonstrating their method in action, so you can give it a try and see if it works. Life expectancy has continued to move on and forty now seems no age at all. In 1991, the New York Times printed this opinion: All our age benchmarks, which used to seem solid as rocks, have turned into shifting sands. ‘Life begins at 40? More like 60’.
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Business Beautiful and clean bar for sale in Soi 80, Hua Hin. Property includes two bedrooms, two bathrooms and kitchen, while the bar area is well furnished with comfortable chairs and tables and a pool table.Selling for family reasons. Fifteen months remain on the current renewable lease, and the rent is 20,000 baht per month paid monthly. Price of 900,000 baht or near offer includes a Thai company. Please call 098 961 9290 or 092 789 0442 for more information or to view the bar. Falang looking for business opportunity or partner in Hua Hin / Cha Am. Willing to buy, rent, invest / share or start up. Anyone with good idea please call on 08441 33761 or email paulkr20@hotmail.com wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000
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Property for sale large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. european style villa, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. stunning L shaped Borfai bungalow; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large bungalow near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. villa on large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. attractive house on small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Four Bed Villa On Stilts 4.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. pool villa overlooking lake in Hua Hin, 2 bed; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large house/land near Palm Hills, 4 bed; 4.5m baht.Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.
Property wanted I am looking for a 3 bedroom villa on a secure private, completed development, with a swimming pool, close to Hua Hin and the beach, budget no more than 5m baht. For sale by the owner only. Contact 080 100 4194 long term rental properties wanted, particularly pool villas in good areas. Please contact Lucky Real Estate on 089 530 8771 or realestate@luckyhuahin.com
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TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information Well equipped 1 Bedroom condo for rent in Hua Hin. Condo newly renovated has A/C, washer/dryer, conv oven, microwave, refrigerator, induction cooker and many cooking utensils. King bed, two recliners, Plasma TV, dvd stereo, computer desk, glass shower and washer/spin dryer. 12,000 baht monthly or 10,000 baht per month for longterm lease, 6 months minimum. Reply to info@hua-hin-real-estate.com or call 089 740 1781. lovely House for rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771
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investigation nation Some of you might have seen the BBC’s ‘Masterchef’ programme, or its’ spin off ‘Celebrity Masterchef’ If you haven’t don’t panic, you’re not missing too much and it isn’t essential to this story, which is more to do with our perceptions of vegetarianism. On a recent edition of Celebrity Masterchef, the contestants were given assorted ingredients from which to create a meal. One of them had to make a vegetarian meal, and opted for vegetable stew with suet dumplings. Until than I hadn’t realised that you can get vegetarian suet, which somehow doesn’t seem quite right. Like those terrible vegetarian sausages. There is nothing wrong with people not wanting to eat animals, but why do they feel the need to eat things which are made to look like animal products but aren’t? I mean - have you carnivores ever felt the urge to eat a steak made to look like a vegetable? Of course you haven’t. But I was reminded of a story from Thailand, when a customer at an eatery not too far from you ordered a veggie burger. When it arrived the burger was clearly made from beef, so the customer brought the problem to the attention of the waitress, who replied ‘It OK. Cow eat grass.’ England has been seeing a spate of anniversaries recently. 10 years since the London bombings, 30 years since the Live Aid concerts (where has the time gone!) and also 30 years since that often overlooked fire at Bradford Citys’ football ground, Valley Parade, which claimed 56 lives. One Bradford City fan in the ill fated wooden main stand that day was 12 year old Martin Fletcher, who had gone to the match with his father, brother, grandfather and uncle. Martin was the only one of that family group to go home again. Just four years later, on April 15th 1989, he was also able to walk away from the Hillsborough disaster. It wasn’t until 2000 that Martin began to fully investigate the facts surrounding the Bradford City fire, and his book on the subject, ‘56: The Story of the Bradford Fire’, was published earlier this year. Although Martin leaves the reader to reach their own conclusion, the facts are disturbing. In 1983, two years before the fire, local businessman Stafford Heginbotham had bought the club for just £20,000. Bradford City hadn’t been doing very well. Its’ only major trophy win had been the FA Cup in 1911. But by the time of the fire, at its’ final home game of the season against Lincoln City, Bradford had already secured promotion to Division Two. The promotion meant that long overdue improvements to the ground would finally have to be made. Not least to the 74 year old wooden main stand, which West
Yorkshire County Council, amongst other authorities, had expressed safety concerns over just a year earlier. Heginbotham had financial difficulties. Bradford City FC was just one of his businesses. Eight other similar fires had occurred at other properties which he owned, and by January 1986 his toy factory was wound up with debts of 5 million pounds in todays money. In total Heginbotham received insurance payouts from assorted fires equivalent to 27 million pounds today. Meanwhile the Valley Parade ground was rebuilt after the fire using money from other sources. Grants from West Yorkshire County Council and the Football Grounds Improvements Trust, plus a fire insurance payment, which combined actually left the club in credit. In 1987 Heginbotham sold his stake for 450,000 pounds, and retired into tax exile in Jersey where he died in 1995. We often criticise investigations carried out by the Thai authorities, forgetting that in the UK investigations can often be sadly lacking. It took many years of campaigning by the families of Hillsborough victims before that case was re-opened, which in March this year saw the then Chief Superintendant in charge at the Sheffield/Liverpool match finally admit that he had been at fault. One of the people instrumental in having the Hillsborough enquiry re-opened was the MP Andy Burnham, who is now calling for a fresh investigation into the Bradford fire. Of course no amount of new evidence or fresh investigations will bring back the victims, which could account for our farang interpretation of the ‘Thai way’, in that Buddhism places a whole different meaning on death. It’s happened, it was meant to happen, and nothing will change that so let’s just get on and not waste time. And there is some sense in that way of thinking. But there is also the ‘saving face’ element in Thai justice which there can be no doubt influences the British justice system as well, and that is what we farang have difficulty with. Because we want to be able to have complete faith that our own systems always work. But although the Hillsborough outcome has been a step in the right direction, there is clearly still a long way to go. ‘Fifty-Six: The Story of the Bradford Fire’ is published by Bloomsbury Sport. Word of the week for once might be useful! A ‘Francolin’ is a large game bird native to Africa and South Asia, which is similar to a partridge.
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Send information to submissions@awolonline.net Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one 18th August). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. the admiral bar & grill, Damnoernkasem Road; Every month The Comedy Club - contact venue for details and tickets the fat cat, Naresdamri Road; Live Jazz every day (except Sunday) from 7 to 9 pm. Old songs played on cornet and double bass, plus special jazz food menu. TK Roadhouse, Khao Takiab; Monthly Pub Quiz; Pie & A Beer 150 THB special during the football. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) urban fuzion, Soi 61; Happy hour every day 3 to 8pm; Beer Buckets - 5 local beers 350 baht; Daily specials. British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant Coco Beach Club, Naresdamri Road (reservations, call 032 908080 after 4.30pm) Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
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RESULTS 15th July 2015 Majestic Creek A & B Bogey 33 entered 1st Ronnie Thorley 5 up (19) 2nd Michael O’Hehir 2 up (22) 3rd Timo Ripatti 1 up (06) 4th Richard Denyer All Sq. (12)
Results 21st July 2015 Sea Pines Stableford 24 entered 1st Darren Sellars 40 pts (11) 2nd ‘Mod’ Rea 36 pts (18) 3rd Thomas Pagden 35 pts (01) 4th John Rea 34 pts (29)
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath and Nigel Guest for results. Please contact Robin on robinaston@hotmail. com if you are interested in playing. 17th July 2015 No results available
13th July 2015 Lake View BC Strokeplay 8 entered 1st Peter Hayes 83 - 11 = 72 2nd Dana Lilja 84 - 09 = 75 3rd Gerry Paget 82 - 06 = 76 4th Geoff G Batt-Rawden 85 - 06 = 79 Fixtures 27th July 2015 Lakeview A&B Stableford 29th July 2015 Black Mountain Stableford
17th July 2015 Palm Hills Stableford 25 entered 1st ‘Mod’ Rea 36 pts (18) 2nd Enrico Carosi 35 pts (19) 3rd Robert Bird 33 pts (17) 4th Malee Russell 33 pts (24)
Results 17th July 2015 Stableford Course BC 1st Peter Tucker (10) 33pts 2nd Mike O’Brien (15) 33pts 3rd Mike Lord (12) 32pts
fixtures 28th July Springfield. A/C or A/B Captains Day 31st July Majestic Stableford
20th July 2015 Stableford Course CA 1st Steve O’Brien (12) 32pts 2nd Michael Daly (21) 31pts 3rd Mike Lord (12) 30pts
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results Week 4 17th July 2015 Clansmen (19) 7 - 1 (6) Jaew Bar Coopers Beer Garden (8) 1 - 7 (18) Kom Hom Hua Hin Miss You (7) 1 - 7 (19) Lucky Shot A Johnnie’s 56 (6) 1 - 7 (18) Squealing Pig Lucky Shot B (16) 6 - 2 (11) Master Cues Maria Bar 2 (20) 8 - 0 (7) Pa’s Beer Garden Sunset Boulevard (6) 1 - 7 (19) Maria Bar 1 TK Roadhouse (7) 2 - 6 (17) Infinity Bar League Table Team Maria Bar 1 Clansmen Squealing Pig Kom Hom Lucky Shot A Infinity Bar Maria Bar 2 Lucky Shot B HHin Miss You Sunset B’vard Master Cues Jaew Bar Pa’s Beer Grden TK Roadhouse Johnnie’s 56 Coopers Br Gdn
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P W D 4 4 0 4 4 0 4 3 1 4 3 1 4 3 0 4 3 0 4 2 1 4 1 1 4 1 1 4 1 1 4 1 0 4 0 2 4 0 2 4 0 1 4 0 1 4 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 2 2 3 2 2 3 3 4
+/18 14 16 12 12 8 8 -4 -6 -8 -8 -8 -10 -8 -10 -26
Pts 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 3 3 3 2 2 2 1 1 0
fixtures Week 5 24th July 2015 Coopers Beer Garden v Maria Bar 2 Infinity Bar v Hua Hin Miss You Jaew Bar v TK Roadhouse Kom Hom v Lucky Shot B Lucky Shot A v Pa’s Beer Garden Maria Bar 1 v Johnnie’s 56 Master Cues v Sunset Boulevard Squealing Pig v Clansmen
results Week 5 16th July 2015 Bobby’s Birds 12 - 8 Bobby’s Boys Drink & Shelter v Exotic Bar n/a Lanla Bar 15 - 5 The Dream Maria Bar 12 - 8 Muan Bar 1 Muan Bar 2 17 - 3 The Kiss Mucky Duck 12 - 8 JJ Sport Bar Sasa Bar 10 - 10 Anytime Bar TK Roadhouse v Vinyl an Rose n/a
Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin
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results Week 9 16th July 2015 Hua Hin Bar v Dara Bar n/a Jaew Bar 9 - 11 Coopers Beer Garden Komhom Bar 9 - 11 Clansmen MasterCues Bar 12 - 8 Casanova’s Monica’s Bar 6 - 14 Bar 80 Saloon Pit’s Cafe 12 - 8 Squealing Pig
League Table P W L 5 5 0 5 5 0 5 4 0 4 4 0 5 4 1 5 3 2 4 2 1 5 1 4 5 2 3 4 2 2 5 0 5 5 0 5 4 1 2 5 0 4 3 0 1 3 0 3
+/54 42 24 38 4 4 20 -12 -12 -12 -32 -32 -14 -40 -6 -26
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Fixtures Week 7 30th July 2015 Bobby’s Birds v The Dream Drink & Shelter v Bobby’s Boys Lanla Bar v JJ Sport Bar Muan Bar 2 v Anytime Bar Mucky Duck v Maria Bar Sasa Bar v Vinyl an Rose The Kiss v Exotic Bar TK Roadhouse v Muan Bar 1 Team Lanla Bar Maria Bar Mucky Duck TK Roadhouse Bobby’s Birds JJ Sport Bar Muan Bar 2 Muan Bar 1 The Kiss Vinyl an Rose Bobby’s Boys The Dream Drink & Shelter Anytime Bar Sasa Bar Exotic Bar
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Pts 77 71 62 59 52 52 50 44 44 34 34 34 33 30 27 17
League Table Team Clansmen Pit’s Cafe Squealing Pig Monica’s Bar Bar 80 Saloon Komhom Bar Coopers Br Gdn Jaew Bar Dara Bar MasterCues Casanova’s Hua Hin Bar
P W D 9 9 0 9 6 1 9 5 0 9 5 0 9 5 2 9 4 0 9 3 1 9 4 0 8 3 1 9 3 0 9 1 2 8 1 1
L 0 2 4 4 2 5 5 5 4 6 6 6
+/78 16 18 14 6 6 -16 -18 -2 -26 -42 -34
Fixtures No games scheduled until 6th August
Week 7 31st July 2015* Clansmen v Maria Bar 1 Hua Hin Miss You v Jaew Bar Johnnie’s 56 v Master Cues Lucky Shot B v Coopers Beer Garden Maria Bar 2 v Lucky Shot A Pa’s Beer Garden v Infinity Bar Sunset Boulevard v Kom Hom TK Roadhouse v Squealing Pig *Please note that this is a Buddhist holiday and the bars will be closed - rearrange fixtures between teams
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Pts 147 111 109 107 105 101 89 89 86 83 73 66
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results Week 22 20th July 2015 Jaew Bar v Monicas n/a JNB Bar 11 - 7 Dara Bar Muan Bar 13 - 5 Kom Hom Sa Sa Bar 9 - 9 Bobby’s Birds The Clansmen 6 - 12 TK Roadhouse The Connection v Sunset Boulevard n/a The Squealing Pig 14 - 4 Waring Bar
results Week 34 22nd July 2015 Aussie Bar v The Squealing Pig n/a Beach Hut Bar v Bobby’s Beauties n/a Bobby’s Bangers v TK Roadies n/a Maria’s Bar v Monica’s n/a Muan Bar v Jaew Bar n/a Saloon Bar 80 v Clansman n/a Sunset Boulevard v Casanova’s n/a TK Roadhouse v The Bridge n/a P 31 31 30 31 31 30 31 31 30 31 30 30 31 30 30 30 30
W 29 23 22 22 18 16 16 12 15 11 10 9 7 7 6 2 3
D 1 3 4 2 2 5 3 10 3 4 4 3 4 3 5 4 2
L 1 5 4 7 11 9 12 9 12 16 16 18 20 20 19 24 25
+/196 116 138 106 40 20 24 -20 41 -6 -52 -60 -81 -56 -100 -152 -154
Pts 59 49 48 46 38 37 35 34 33 26 24 21 18 17 17 8 8
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Team Squealing Pig Muan Bar Dara Bar JNB Bar Bobby’s Birds Sunset B’vard Kom Hom Waring Bar The Clansmen Sa Sa Bar TK Roadhouse Monicas The Connection Jaew Bar
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results Week 15 22nd July 2015 All Nations GH 14 - 5 Jungle Juice A Buckleys 13 - 6 Chon Bar JW Red 10 - 9 King Bar A Jungle Juice B 11 - 8 JW Black Sabai 7 - 12 Pink Panther Tiger Bar 7 - 12 Limelight League Table
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League Table Team Clansman Sunset B’vard Maria’s Bar TK Roadhouse Squealing Pig Muan Bar Saloon Bar 80 Dara’s Bar Monica’s Beach Hut Bar Bobby’s Bngrs The Bridge TK Roadies Bobby’s B’ties Aussie Bar Casanova’s Jaew Bar
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P 22 21 22 21 22 20 22 22 22 19 20 21 20 20
W 18 18 14 10 9 9 8 10 9 8 5 5 5 4
D 2 1 1 5 3 2 4 0 2 2 4 2 1 1
L 2 2 7 6 10 9 10 12 11 9 11 14 14 15
+/- Pts 96 38 139 37 36 29 12 25 -22 21 12 20 -6 20 -15 20 -28 20 6 18 -46 14 -50 12 -60 11 -74 9
Fixtures Week 23 27th July 2015 Bobby’s Birds v The Squealing Pig Dara Bar v The Clansmen Jaew Bar v The Connection Kom Hom v Sa Sa Bar Monicas v JNB Bar TK Roadhouse v Muan Bar Waring Bar v Sunset Boulevard
Team Buckleys Pink Panther Jungle Juice B Limelight King Bar A All Nations GH JW Red Jungle Juice A Tiger Bar Sabai JW Black Chon Bar
P 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15
W 13 13 11 11 9 9 6 6 5 5 1 1
L 2 2 4 4 6 6 9 9 10 10 14 14
+/- Pts 73 26 53 26 27 22 23 22 29 18 23 18 -15 12 -43 12 -17 10 -21 10 -57 2 -75 2
Fixtures Week 16 29th July 2015 Chon Bar v JW Red Jungle Juice A v Buckleys JW Black v Sabai King Bar A v Tiger Bar Limelight v Jungle Juice B Pink Panther v All Nations GH
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results Cup 21st July 2015 Johnny’s 56 v The Clansmen n/a Robins Rest v Hua Hin Miss You 2 n/a Hua Hin Miss You 1 v URS TREFF CHA AM n/a Jungle Juice v Blue Lagoon n/a League Table Team Blue Lagoon Kom Hom URS TREFF Jungle Juice Johnny’s 56 The Clansmen Mojo’s HHin Miss You 2 HHin Miss You 1 Robin’s Rest
P W D 9 8 0 9 7 1 9 7 0 9 5 1 9 3 3 9 4 1 8 2 0 9 2 0 9 2 0 8 1 0
L 1 1 2 3 3 4 6 7 7 7
+/38 32 82 20 18 -16 -30 -42 -48 -54
Pts 16 15 14 11 9 9 4 4 4 2
fixtures Week 10 28th July 2015 Blue Lagoon v URS TREFF CHA AM Hua Hin Miss You 1 v The Clansmen Johnny’s 56 v Hua Hin Miss You 2 Jungle Juice v Kom Hom Mojo’s v Robin’s Rest
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The “mystery” signing Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal says he will be making this summer looks to be Juventus’s 30-year-old Spanish striker Fernando Llorente. (Daily Mirror) The Red Devils want Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos, 29, and goalkeeper Keylor Navas, 28 - or £28m in cash - in exchange for keeper David De Gea, 24. (Marca) Real Madrid president Florentino Perez will have talks with Ramos, who has verbally agreed on a salary with United were he to move to Old Trafford. (As.com) Meanwhile, United’s Danish goalkeeper Anders Lindegaard, 31, will see out the remaining year of his contract, despite the imminent arrival of Argentina international Sergio Romero. (Daily Star) Bayern Munich captain Philipp Lahm admits striker Thomas Muller, 25, could follow Bastian Schweinsteiger to Manchester United after the Old Trafford club were linked with a move for the Germany international. (Evening Standard) Paris St-Germain have stepped up efforts to sign winger Angel Di Maria, 27, before the Argentine flies to the United States to begin his pre-season preparations. (Telegraph) Manchester City midfielder Samir Nasri, 28, has condemned the “stupid” fans who booed new signing Raheem Sterling, 20, on his Manchester City debut in a friendly against Roma. (Manchester Evening News) Liverpool defender Kolo Toure, 34, believes the £32.5m signing of Aston Villa striker Christian Benteke, 24, will transform the Reds into serious contenders in the Premier League this season. (Liverpool Echo) Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has conceded that Chelsea may have to pay extraordinary money for Everton’s 21-year-old
centre-back John Stones. (Daily Mail) Newcastle United have not written off their hopes of signing Marseille winger Florian Thauvin, 22, this summer. (Newcastle Chronicle) West Ham are close to signing midfielder Manuel Lanzini, 22, on a season-long loan deal from Argentine side River Plate. (Evening Standard) The Hammers could also move for veteran midfielder Esteban Cambiasso, 35, who has announced he will not be accepting Leicester City’s offer of a new contract. (Mirror) Roma are in talks with Arsenal’s Polish goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, 25, over a one-year loan move, with a view to a permanent deal. (Talksport) The Gunners look like missing out on forward Julian Draxler, 21, after Juventus made a bid of around £17.5m to Schalke for the German. (Goal.com) Tottenham have made a bid of £7m for Lyon’s 21-year-old forward Clinton N’Jie who scored eight goals for the French side last season. (Daily Star) Middle East side Al Ahli have offered £6m to Swansea for 29-year-old striker Bafetimbi Gomis and could offer the Frenchman a hefty contract. (Daily Mirror) Watford are set to announce the signing of Napoli defender Miguel Britos, 30. (Watford Observer) Norwich boss Alex Neil says attracting players to his newly promoted side has proved “difficult” this summer. (Norwich Evening News) Queens Park Rangers goalkeeper Alex McCarthy, 25, is thought to be on the brink of a move to Crystal Palace after being pictured in London with the Eagles’ head of sports medicine, Zafar Iqbal. (Croydon Advertiser)
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results 19th July 2015 Globlex TWD 2 - 2 Hua Hin City FIXTURES 26th July 2015 Hua Hin City v Nonthaburi Thai Division 2 Central & Western Region League Table TEAM Samut Sakhon Simork Hua Hin Thonburi City Krung Thonburi Raj Pracha J.W. Police Grakcu Tabfah Globlex TWD Phetchaburi Pathum Thani Ratchaphruek Nonthaburi
P 15 15 15 15 15 15 14 14 15 15 14 15 15
W 11 8 8 9 8 7 5 4 3 3 3 3 2
D L GD 2 2 +20 6 1 +15 5 2 +13 1 5 +11 4 3 +8 4 4 +6 4 5 0 4 6 −3 4 8 −9 4 8 −10 3 8 −20 1 11 −13 2 11 −18
PTs 35 30 29 28 28 25 19 16 13 13 12 10 8
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england The Australian cricket team has been deported under anti-terror legislation, we can report this morning. The government is reported to have rushed through a legal amendment last night identifying the greatest threats to Britain as al-Qaeda, ISIS, and the Baggy Greens. The move came after the Kangaroos devastated an England team who were described as ‘completely harmless and had done nothing to provoke such an attack’. The team was rounded up in a dawn raid after evidence emerged they were planning further ‘shock and awe’ atrocities at Edgbaston next week. “The defining feature of terrorism is that it strikes fear and misery into the heart of an
Left: Mitchell Johnson contemplates another terrorist plot involving shoving and places where the sun doesn’t shine unprepared foe”, we were told. “That totally applies to what Mitchell Johnson did to poor, poor Joe Root.” “We’ve asked for a UN resolution declaring his fast bowling a weapon of mass destruction.” The security services have been criticised for failing to see the attack coming, with critics pointing out that Australia have form including an arson attack on a wicket in 1882. It is now hoped the England team can begin the process of recovery by sloshing wildly at anything which looks vaguely like a ball. Anti-terror experts have claimed members of the Australian team were radicalised after witnessing their countrymen get their arses thrashed off them during the 2012 Olympics.
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