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strict enforcement of ‘out/in’ law hua hin, THAILAND Reports this week say that a stricter enforcement of the existing laws regarding so-called ‘Out/In’ visa runs has been mandated to many of the land border crossings in Thailand. Several foreigners have been stamped out of Thailand at the crossing points with Cambodia and Myanmar and then been refused entry when they have tried to come back into Thailand. Most of the entry refusals have been reported as being people travelling with either fifteen or thirty day visa exempt stamps in their passports, and a message issued said: “Visa service agents were informed late Monday, September 14, that for the time being Thailand Immigration will not grant 15- and 30-day visa exempt entries through either the Ban Pakard/ Phsa Prum, Ban Laem/ Daun Lem border crossings. Only people with valid visas will be admitted. People with multiple entry visas will be allowed to depart and reenter Thailand to activate the remaining portions of their visas. The current ban on the issue of 15- and 30-day visa exempt entries is not believed to be affecting other border crossing into Laos PDR or Myanmar.” However there have also been reports that people travelling on multiple entry tourist visas have also been denied re-entry, and if true, this could make it difficult for many travellers. An unnamed immigration official was also quoted as saying, “The order is not new. Originally, officers were authorised to consider giving permits. But in this current situation of heightened security, all officers have to step up restrictions”. We would advise anybody who is unsure of their visa status to either consult one of the specialist visa experts at a law firm (such as Legal Services Hua Hin, see ad p 12) or go to the immigration office in Soi 35, before heading for any border crossing.
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CITY Weather High °C Amsterdam Scattered clouds 16 Ankara Sunny 24 Athens Sunny 25 Auckland Cool 15 Beijing Overcast 27 Berlin Mild 20 Buenos Aires Passing clouds 12 Cairo Sunny 30 Chicago Clear 19 Copenhagen Broken clouds 18 Dubai Haze 36 Dublin Partly sunny 11 Helsinki Partly sunny 15 Ho Chi Minh City Mostly Cloudy 29 Hong Kong Passing clouds 31 Islamabad Clear 35 Jakarta Partly sunny 33 Jerusalem Sunny 31 Johannesburg Sunny 19 Karachi Passing clouds 34 Kuala Lumpur More clouds than sun 28 London Passing clouds 11 Madrid Passing clouds 14 Manila Partly sunny 32 Mexico City Partly cloudy 15 Moscow Overcast 14 Mumbai Scattered clouds 31 New Delhi Partly sunny 34 New York Clear 21 Oslo Cool 12 Paris Partly sunny 15 Perth Sunny 25 Phnom-Penh Chance of T’storm 26 Rio De Janeiro Sunny 23 Riyadh Sunny 37 Rome Sunny 30 San Francisco Passing clouds 17 Seoul Passing clouds 27 Shanghai Sunny 26 Singapore Partly sunny 32 Stockholm Fog 16 Sydney Passing clouds 16 Taibei/Taipei Scattered clouds 27 Tokyo Lots of rain 19 Vancouver Partly cloudy 13 Vientiane Thunderstorm 31 Yangon Broken clouds 32 Zurich Cool 15
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thailand weather (17-9-15) Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Aranyaprathet 28 °C 79% Partly Cloudy Bangkok 27 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Bhumibol Dam 33 °C 59% Mostly Cloudy Bua Chum 30 °C 67% Partly Cloudy Chaiyaphum 28 °C 79% Light Rain Chanthaburi 25 °C 94% Heavy Rain Chiang Mai 31 °C 55% Mostly Cloudy Chiang Rai 30 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Chumphon 26 °C 83% Light Rain Hat Yai 30 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Kam Paeng Phet 33 °C 55% Mostly Cloudy Kanchanaburi 31 °C 62% Overcast Khanom 27 °C 84% Light Rain Khlong Yai 25 °C 94% Heavy Rain Khon Kaen 27 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Ko Lanta 25 °C 89% Heavy Rain Ko Samui 24 °C 95% Light Rain Ko Sichang 27 °C 89% Light Rain Krabi 25 °C 89% Heavy Rain Laemchabang 27 °C 89% Light Rain Lampang 30 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Lamphun 31 °C 55% Mostly Cloudy Loei 29 °C 74% Scattered Clds Lop Buri 27 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Mae Hong Son 31 °C 58% Rain Mae Sariang 34 °C 44% Scattered Clds Mae Sot 31 °C 65% Partly Cloudy Mukdahan 29 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Nakhon Phanom 29 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Nakhon Ratch. 26 °C 90% Light Rain Nakhon Sawan 32 °C 61% Partly Cloudy Nakhon Si Tham. 26 °C 94% Light Rain Nan 31 °C 70% Scattered Clds
Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Narathiwat 32 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Nong Khai 32 °C 62% Rain Pattani 32 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Pattaya 26 °C 83% Rain Phayao 30 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Phetchabun 33 °C 55% Mostly Cloudy Phetchaburi 28 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Phitsanulok 33 °C 55% Mostly Cloudy Phrae 33 °C 55% Scattered Clds Phuket 27 °C 79% Light Rain Prachin Buri 27 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Prachuap K.khan 28 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Ranong 26 °C 87% Light Rain Rayong 27 °C 88% Rain Roi Et 28 °C 73% Partly Cloudy Sakon Nakhon 30 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Sattahip 26 °C 83% Rain Satun 30 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Songkhla 30 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Suphan Buri 27 °C 88% Mostly Cloudy Surat Thani 25 °C 100% Light Rain Surin 25 °C 100% Light Rain Tak 33 °C 59% Mostly Cloudy Takua Pa 27 °C 79% Light Rain Tha Tum 25 °C 97% Light Rain Tha Wang Pha 31 °C 70% Scattered Clds Thong Pha Phum 28 °C 81% Light Rain Trang 29 °C 79% Mostly Cloudy Ubon Ratchathani 28 °C 79% Light Rain Udon Thani 30 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Uttaradit 33 °C 59% Mostly Cloudy Wichian Buri 32 °C 54% Partly Cloudy
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... Purple patch An overly elaborate or effusive piece of writing. Also, a period of notable success or good luck. ‘Purple patches’, which are also sometimes called ‘purple passages’ or ‘purple prose’, were originally a figurative reference to florid literary passages, added to a text for dramatic effect. They were the literary equivalent of adding a patch of purple material to an otherwise undecorated garment. Purple was chosen because, as well as being a distinctive colour, it was the colour reserved for emperors and other distinguished statesmen in imperial Rome. Most of the early references to ‘purple patches’ contain clear evidence of classical origins, many of them including Latin text. The first person identified as having used ‘purple patch’ in print in English was no less an author than Elizabeth I. In 1598, Queen Elizabeth translated Horace’s Latin text De Arte Poetica and this was published in 1899 as part of Queen Elizabeth’s Englishings: Oft to beginnings graue and shewes of great is sowed A purple pace, one or more for vewe. [Note: ‘Purple pace’ was the translation of the original ‘purpureus pannus’. ‘Pace’ meant ‘passage’.] Many works of art and scholarship that are listed as the creation of various English monarchs weren’t actually their own work, the attributions being merely a form of flattery. However, Elizabeth benefited from the Tudor notion that aristocratic women were suitable recipients of formal education and her mother, Anne Boleyn, made sure that “she wolde endewe her with the knowlege of all tounges, as Hebrue, Greeke, Latyne, Italian, Spanishe, Frenche” [and, judging by Elizabeth’s signature, caligraphy]. The queen became a noted Latin scholar and we can be assured that the translation
(and wouldn’t it be nice if we still used the Tudor word ‘Englishing’ for translations into English?) was by her own hand. The term ‘purple patch’ wasn’t much used again until the 18th century, at which time literary critics valued evenness of pace and style in literary works. Unevenly written texts were singled out for censure and ‘purple patch’ was the ideal label for a passage that stood out as overly florid. This idea was expressed forcibly in the 1704 book of literary criticism The True Tom Double: All a Man writes should be proportion’d Even and of a piece; and one Part of the Work should not so far outshine, as to Obscure and Darken the Other. The Purple Patches he claps upon his Course Style, make it seem much Courser than it is. It wasn’t until the 20th century that ‘purple patches’ were used in relation to anything other than writing. The term then came to mean ‘a period of good fortune or creativity’. An early example is cited in the newspaper The Westminster Budget, October 1900: True, it is hardly to be counted a purple patch of history, but a man must surely blame himself if he does not find something epic in the struggle. [of the common people] Purple patches took a turn back from the figurative to the literal in the 1960s when hippies took to wearing purple velvet and patching jeans with it. ‘Hendrix purple’ is now a recognised shade of dye in the fashion industry. Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net
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duck hunting A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. N.Z. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, “I just shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”. The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.” The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in New Zealand and, if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.” The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we settle disputes in North Wairarapa. We settle small disagreements like this with the ‘Three Kick Rule.’” The lawyer asked, “What is the ‘Three Kick Rule’?” The Farmer replied, “Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.”
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The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer’s last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer’s third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, “Okay, you old fart. Now it’s my turn.” The old farmer smiled and said, “Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.” count The other day I couldn’t remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6 and 500. I was Livid.
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Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 Your shortness of breath and wild fainting spells will be cured this week, thanks to a series of well-placed commas. Gemini May 22 – June 21 Don’t spend the rest of your life wondering “what if?” Dress the dog in full military regalia before it’s too late. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 The human body is a work of art, which explains why those security guards won’t let you touch it. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 Being bright, handsome, and exceptionally talented isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. So at least you’ve got that going for you.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 You’ll feast on the flesh of your mortal enemy, which is lucky for you, as your mortal enemy is the orange-braised duck. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Turns out it was the butler, in the study, with the candlestick. But enough about your love life. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 Your work with disadvantaged and at-risk youth continues this Thursday when you’re forced to hand them your wallet. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 Friends will soon discover the secret ingredient to your world-famous lemon bars, though they’ll lack the necessary motor functions to tell others.
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Business HUA HIN LUXURY HOME FURNISHING BUSINESS FOR SALE. The business is located in a high foot traffic area and has excellent revenues and profits. The Showroom and offices have a low rental and a long lease. Asking price is 14 Million Baht. Contact Phil 0870340568 HUA HIN ITALIAN RESTAURANT FOR SALE. This profitable Business has many regular customers and also offers a delivery service. The business is located in a busy area and has additional outside seating available. The Business has a long lease and a low monthly rent. Asking Price is 2.9 Million Baht. Contact Phil 0870340568 HUA HIN LUXURY RESORT AND SPA FOR SALE. Facilities include a large swimming pool & Jacuzzi, Restaurant serving Thai and European Food, A cocktail bar, conference room, Gym and a Spa and massage. The resort is set on two Rai of freehold land. Asking Price is 95 Million Baht. Contact Phil 0870340568. Beautiful and clean bar for sale in Soi 80, Hua Hin. Property includes two bedrooms, two bathrooms and kitchen, while the bar area is well furnished with comfortable chairs and tables and a pool table.Selling for family reasons. Fifteen months remain on the current renewable lease, and the rent is 20,000 baht per month paid monthly. Price of 900,000 baht or near offer includes a Thai company. Please call 098 961 9290 or 092 789 0442 for more information or to view the bar. wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000
Employment Cashier/manager wanted for bar in Soi 80. Well presented, good personality required and English is a must.Better than normal pay for this position, but experience is not essential as training can be given.Call Dave on 061 525 4579 to apply. Own and operate your own Business selling other businesses in Thailand. Hua Hin is available for an associate to operate within. Large earning potential, ROI expected within one year. Full training and set up cost is only 580,000 Baht. Includes company setup, visa and work permit. Interested parties will have to complete a standard confidentiality agreement. Contact Phil 0870340568 phil@thaibusinessadvisors.com Staff wanted feMale waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710 guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115
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General Panasonic SBC-P2DB 2-Door Cooling Cabinet. As New. Used only 2 months. New 29,000bt. Sell for 25000bt. 10 adjustable shelves. Digital Thermostat. Low-E glass doors. Energy saving with dual-fan cooling. Adjustable stand with wheels. Buyer collects. CHAMP 2-ring Gas Griddle. Used only 2 months. Great for meats, pitta, burger baps & kebab breads, Stainless Steel. 1/3rd ribbed plate. 2/3rd smooth chrome plate. 655x650x390 Currently 14,000bt in Makro. 11,000bt. Electric Crepe Maker. High quality. Single plate. Model De-1. Used only 2 months. Cost 30,000 new. 26,000. Contact Paul on 0852270332
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Property for sale large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. european style villa, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. stunning L shaped Borfai bungalow; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large bungalow near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. villa on large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. attractive house on small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Four Bed Villa On Stilts 4.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. pool villa overlooking lake in Hua Hin, 2 bed; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large house/land near Palm Hills, 4 bed; 4.5m baht.Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.
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property for Rent TO LET 2-bed unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English). TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information Well equipped 1 Bedroom condo for rent in Hua Hin. Condo newly renovated has A/C, washer/dryer, conv oven, microwave, refrigerator, induction cooker and many cooking utensils. King bed, two recliners, Plasma TV, dvd stereo, computer desk, glass shower and washer/spin dryer. 12,000 baht monthly or 10,000 baht per month for longterm lease, 6 months minimum. Reply to info@hua-hin-real-estate.com or call 089 740 1781.
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taxing issues Whatever your thoughts on the numbers of expats in Hua Hin, one thing is for sure. Some of the new and not so new build villas there continue to hit some quite high sounding prices. Spacious and secluded they may be, often with stunning golf course views and large pools, but 15 million baht price tags are no longer unusual. Which at the current exchange rate is around 90,000 pounds sterling. On the plus side those HuaHin prices are still much less than it costs to buy a 2 or 3 bedroom semi or detached house in the UK, where the average for that type of home in the Yorkshire area is now in the region of 168,000 pounds. And that is without the perks of the pool, views, and good weather. So for any potential new expat retirees there can still be the option of selling up in the UK, buying an attractive villa in Hua Hin, and having cash to spare to cover visa requirements. Or even to keep your home in the UK as well if your savings and/or pension pot allow. But if you are a Brit who is starting to make those decisions and plans, but not yet claiming your pensions, the reality and the maths will be far from clear. You will know that when you move to Thailand the annual increases to your UK state pension will stop. You will also be aware that, dependant on your age, you may have to work for longer before you can claim your state pension. But when it comes to understanding the impact of next Aprils other major change to pensions things are less clear. Even, it seems, to the Government which is implementing them. I am talking about the introduction of the long awaited new universal state pension, which is currently expected to be just over £150 per week. Many Brits will of course be entitled to more than that anyway, but the problems arise for those who have also been contributing to private or occupational pension schemes which allow them to contract out of SERPS - the second state pension. Contracting out has for many years resulted in a deduction from the second state pension element, with the amount of the deduction varying according to the amount contributed to your occupational pension, and the years during which you were contracted out. It is nothing new. What IS new is the realisation that any liability you may have for those contracted out deductions will also be applied to the new, allegedly minimum, state pension, which of course begs the question - when is a minimum pension not a minimum pension? (For the answer to that ask any current British expat.) Unfortunately the mess doesn’t end there. In the UKs emergency summer budget in July the Chancellor also announced that it is delaying plans to allow existing
pensioners to sell off their pension annuities, or to ‘cash in’ part of their pension pots. It seems unlikely that the option would have applied to existing expat pensioners anyway, but could affect the plans of wannabe expats. The plans will now be delayed until 2017, and I find myself struggling not to add ‘at the earliest.’ And for those of you who are higher earners, from next April the government will progressively reduce the amount of tax relief on pension contributions from 40% to 10% on earnings of over £150,000 pa. Although whether this will be compensated by letting you off with the SERPS deduction trap seems highly unlikely. The UK government is currently conducting a pensions consultation which ends on September 30th, and which addresses whether there is a case for reforming pensions tax relief, focussing on the quite obvious need, as seen by the government of course, to strengthen the incentives to save. So far those incentives have been sadly lacking where SERPS is concerned, but if you would like to take part in the consultation just search for ‘uk pensions consultation’ online. Responses have to be submitted before 11.45 pm UK time on the 30th. I will be obtaining further information on the UK pension reforms in the next week or two and will pass on any extra information as it becomes available. And now for something a little less heavy. On September 18th 1945 American troops arrived in Korea to help partition the country following the Japanese occupation, beginning the American occupation of South Korea. One month earlier Soviet troops had entered North Korea to begin their own occupation, with the aim that both occupations would be temporary in order to aid the reunification of the country. Which just proves that some things never change.
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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. recently added and coming soon Coopers Beer Garden, Soi 94; Next monthly quiz will be held on last Tuesday of the month. 29th September 2015 at 7:30 pm. Please note that this Sundays knock out pool event on 27th Sept is cancelled due to another event on the night. thaiwaii bar and restaurant, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week. Regular Events
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alfrescos, Sam Roi Yod; Every Sunday from 1pm until gone 99 baht Traditional Sunday Roast, good food with live music. Baan Silapin artist village, Pala U Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Free Bar B Que every Friday from 5pm. when spend 180 bt. Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht on drinks and get it free!.Now extended and available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Captain Dougs, Khao Takiab; Every Friday from 7pm BBQ plus a beer just 300 baht. Coopers Beer Garden, Soi 94; Knockout nine ball pool. Every Sunday at 7:30. Fun night guaranteed. First players to arrive are placed in a draw and even if they lose, there is a second chance. Lively music, and choose from the menu if hungry. See you there! deema restaurant, Soi 80; All Beers 45 baht all day every day. Open from 10.30 to midnight. Also parties arranged specially for you. Call Lena on 093 446 8233. dizzy dolphin, Soi Samorphong; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, large domestic beers 65 baht. Live band every Friday from 8pm. Dream Restaurant & Bar, Soi 88; Every Friday from 6pm Buffet featuring Swedish, Thai and European food, just 279 baht. Also have pizzas and kebabs. johnny’s 56, Soi Selekam/Poolsuk; Last Thursday every month fun pub quiz from around 7.30pm. passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p11) say cheese guesthouse/restaurant, Amuaysin Road; Live Jazz every Monday 7 - 10.30pm Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home
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Send information to submissions@awolonline.net made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one 15th September). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. the admiral bar & grill, Damnoernkasem Road; Every month The Comedy Club - contact venue for details and tickets the fat cat, Naresdamri Road; Live Jazz every day (except Sunday) from 7 to 9 pm. Old songs played on cornet and double bass, plus special jazz food menu. TK Roadhouse, Khao Takiab; Monthly Pub Quiz; Pie & A Beer 150 THB special during the football. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) urban fuzion, Soi 61; Happy hour every day 3 to 8pm; Beer Buckets - 5 local beers 350 baht; Daily specials. British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant Coco Beach Club, Naresdamri Road (reservations, call 032 908080 after 4.30pm) Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
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RESULTS 14th September 2015 Lake View AB Stableford 11 entered 1st Mick Mace 37 pts (17) 2nd Peter Hayes 37 pts (11) 3rd Abe Gurman 36 pts (21) 4th Adrienne Fullerton 35 pts (10) Fixtures 21st September 2015 Lakeview A&B Stableford 23rd September 2015 Black Mountain Stableford (random draw) cha am golf club
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Results 15th September 2015 Banyan Stableford 30 entered A group: 1st Oon Heath 36 pts (15) 2nd Tim Dixon 35 pts (09) 3rd Graeme Pearson 34 pts (12) 4th Darren Sellars 34 pts (10) B group: 1st Ampika Sangwichai 35 pts (17) 2nd Richard Heath 35 pts (20) 3rd Peter Denyer 34 pts (21) 4 John Hall 34 pts (21) 11th September 2015 Springfield A + B Stableford 37 entered A group: 1st Thomas Pagden 44 pts (02) 2nd Chuck Carriere 36 pts (11) 3rd Chuan Walker 35 pts (06) 4th Hans Metzger 34 pts (14) B group: 1st Richard Heath 31 pts (20) 2nd Eric Taylor 31 pts (16) 3rd Chris Stewart 29 pts (28) 4th Peter Denyer 29 pts (21) fixtures 22nd September 2015 Black Mountain Stableford 25th September 2015 Majestic Stableford
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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath and Nigel Guest for results. Please contact Robin on robinaston@hotmail. com if you are interested in playing. 11th September 2015 13 players Front 9 Krista (28 HCP) 21 pts Back 9 Nigel Guest (12 HCP) 17 pts Overall Nigel Guest (12 HCP) 36 pts lake view members club
Results 11th September 2015 Stableford AB 1st Reto Vorburger (5) 39pts 2nd Steve O’Brien (12) 35pts 3rd Ian Daniels (10) 34pts 14th September 2015 Stableford AB 1st Ian Daniels (10) 34pts 2nd Mike O’Brien (15) 32pts 3rd Peter Tucker (11) 31pts FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday
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Across 1 It’s a little painful, certainly (5) 4 Grid supplier having to get friendly after initial exchange (4,4) 8 Beneath the blankets, start to read The Times (9) 9 Protest against that which follows a discharge (5) 11 Energy lost in running, they claim, is nonexistent (8) 12 Such a student may be quite well off (6) 14 Line next to every strip (5) 15 A celloist plays swing (9) 17 Removal from a gathering (9) 19 Mother who made French wine (5) 20 3’s gold glow (6) 22 Bitter is on the house along with punch (8) 24 Rushed to find a pencil and a pen (5) 25 Out of energy, Daisy’s treated for heartburn (9) 26 Servants are failing - yes, failing (8) 27 Rows causing crying on the telephone (5)
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Down 1 Early, becoming late (8,5) 2 Got reported to police HQ for opening of building (9) 3 Right and wrong she did - bloody typical! (7) 4 In the post, one’s never enough (10) 5 Not right to have no protection (4) 6 FBI leader given information on phony earl (7) 7 Unusual piece of music shortened for dance (5) 10 Tiny quantities of food paste - keeps hoping to resist them? (9,4) 13 Playwrights cast actress in “Old Bob” (10) 16 Requiescat in pace - unfortunately abstract painter fails to agree (9) 18 Jimmy, the comedian that’s in old comedy film? (5,2) 19 Artist, sweet but bawdy? (3,4) 21 Woman’s given up supporting black man (5) 23 Unused papers left with paper to be discarded (4)
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results Week 12 11th September 2015 Clansmen (20) 8 - 0 (1) Johnnie’s 56 Hua Hin Miss You (9) 2 - 6 (18) Lucky Shot B Infinity Bar (15) 6 - 2 (8) Master Cues Jaew Bar (8) 1 - 7 (19) Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot A (14) 5 - 3 (11) Kom Hom Maria Bar 2 (11) 2 - 6 (17) Squealing Pig Pa’s Beer Grdn (10) 3 - 5 (15) Coopers Br Gdn TK Roadhouse (15) 5 - 3 (9) Sunset Boulevard
results Week 13 10th September 2015 Anytime Bar 9 - 11 The Dream Bobby’s Boys 9 - 11 Vinyl an Rose Drink & Shelter 4 - 16 Lanla Bar Exotic Bar 9 - 11 Muan Bar 1 Muan Bar 2 7 - 13 Maria Bar Mucky Duck 13 - 7 Bobby’s Birds Sasa Bar 10 - 10 TK Roadhouse The Kiss 8 - 12 JJ Sport Bar
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Fixtures Week 15 24th September 2015 Anytime Bar v JJ Sport Bar Bobby’s Boys v Muan Bar 1 Drink & Shelter v Bobby’s Birds Exotic Bar v Maria Bar Muan Bar 2 v TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck v Sasa Bar The Kiss v Lanla Bar Vinyl an Rose v The Dream
Team Clansmen Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot A Infinity Bar Kom Hom Maria Bar 2 Squealing Pig Lucky Shot B TK Roadhouse Master Cues HHin Miss You Johnnie’s 56 Sunset B’vard Coopers Br Gdn Pa’s Beer Grden Jaew Bar
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fixtures Week 13 18th September 2015 Clansmen v Maria Bar 2 Coopers Beer Garden v Lucky Shot A Johnnie’s 56 v TK Roadhouse Kom Hom v Infinity Bar Lucky Shot B v Pa’s Beer Garden Maria Bar 1 v Squealing Pig Master Cues v Jaew Bar Sunset Boulevard v Hua Hin Miss You Week 14 25th September 2015 Hua Hin Miss You v TK Roadhouse Infinity Bar v Sunset Boulevard Jaew Bar v Lucky Shot B Kom Hom v Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot A v Johnnie’s 56 Maria Bar 2 v Master Cues Pa’s Beer Garden v Clansmen Squealing Pig v Coopers Beer Garden
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results Week 12 11th September 2015 JJ Sport Bar 14 - 11 Vinyl an Rose Bar Maria 18 - 7 Muan Mucky Duck 7 - 18 Exotic Bar Somatch 3D 12 - 13 JNB The Connection 17 - 8 Jungle Juice
League Table Team Maria Bar Lanla Bar Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Vinyl an Rose JJ Sport Bar Muan Bar 1 Bobby’s Birds Bobby’s Boys The Kiss Drink & Shelter Sasa Bar Exotic Bar Anytime Bar The Dream
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FIXTURES Week 13 18th September 2015 Exotic Bar v Maria JNB v The Connection Jungle Juice v JJ Sport Bar Muan v Somatch 3D Vinyl an Rose Bar v Mucky Duck Week 14 25th September 2015 JJ Sport Bar v JNB Mucky Duck v Maria Somatch 3D v Exotic Bar The Connection v Muan Vinyl an Rose Bar v Jungle Juice League tablE Team Exotic Bar Maria Mucky Duck The Connection Muan Vinyl an Rose JNB Somatch 3D Jungle Juice JJ Sport Bar
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P W D L +/- Pts 12 11 0 1 104 202 12 9 0 3 70 185 12 7 0 5 12 156 12 6 0 6 8 154 12 6 0 6 -2 149 12 4 0 8 -28 136 12 5 0 7 -30 135 12 4 0 8 -38 131 12 5 0 7 -44 128 12 3 0 9 -52 124
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results Week 4 16th September 2015 Bobby’s Bangers v Kom Hom Bar n/a Clansman v Bobby’s Beauties n/a Cooper’s Beer Garden 7 - 13 Master Cues Dara’s Bar 10 - 10 Beach Hut Bar Jaew Bar 9 - 11 Aussie Bar Pat’s Place 5 - 15 Mucky Duck Pit’s Cafe 13 - 7 Muan Bar Saloon Bar 80 13 - 7 Casanova’s Sunset Boulevard 7 - 13 Maria’s Bar The Bridge 11 - 9 White House Bar The Squealing Pig 14 - 6 TK Roadhouse League Table Team Pit’s Cafe Clansman Maria’s Bar TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Sunset B’vard Kom Hom Bar Master Cues Squealing Pig Saloon Bar 80 Muan Bar White House Aussie Bar The Bridge Bobbys B’ties Coopers Br Gdn Beach Hut Bar Dara’s Bar Jaew Bar Bobby’s Bngers Casanova’s Pat’s Place
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+/- Pts 14 7 24 6 24 6 20 6 18 6 8 6 4 5 8 4 8 4 6 4 2 4 0 4 -2 4 -14 4 6 3 -2 3 -12 3 -14 2 -16 1 -24 0 -26 0 -32 0
Fixtures Week 5 23rd September 2015 Aussie Bar v Mucky Duck Beach Hut Bar v Bobby’s Beauties Bobby’s Bangers v Casanova’s Cooper’s Beer Garden v The Squealing Pig Dara’s Bar v Master Cues Jaew Bar v Saloon Bar 80 Kom Hom Bar v Maria’s Bar Muan Bar v White House Bar Pat’s Place v Clansman Pit’s Cafe v TK Roadhouse Sunset Boulevard v The Bridge
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results Week 1 14th September 2015 Anytime Bar 3 - 15 The Clansmen Bobby’s Birds 11 - 7 TK Roadhouse Dara Bar 5 - 13 The Squealing Pig Jaew Bar 10 - 8 Kom Hom Pit’s Cafe 10 - 8 JNB Bar Sa Sa Bar v Waring Bar n/a Sunset Boulevard 8 - 10 Muan Bar The Connection 10 - 8 Bar 80 Saloon League Table Team The Clansmen Squealing Pig Bobby’s Birds Jaew Bar Muan Bar Pit’s Cafe The Connection Sa Sa Bar Waring Bar Bar 80 Saloon JNB Bar Kom Hom Sunset B’vard TK Roadhouse Dara Bar Anytime Bar
P W D 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
+/- Pts 12 2 8 2 4 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 -2 0 -2 0 -2 0 -2 0 -4 0 -8 0 -12 0
Fixtures Week 2 21st September 2015 Anytime Bar v The Clansmen Bobby’s Birds v TK Roadhouse Dara Bar v The Squealing Pig Jaew Bar v Kom Hom Pit’s Cafe v JNB Bar Sa Sa Bar v Waring Bar Sunset Boulevard v Muan Bar The Connection v Bar 80 Saloon
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results The season is over. Fixtures The meeting to discuss the new season was postponed until the Thursday evening due to a party, so we are unable to bring you the venue for next week’s end of season party - please contact Dirk at Tiger Bar. The new season is scheduled to start on 30th September and we will bring you the fixtures as soon as they are available; these will also be on the AWOL website. thursday friendly Pool League
results Week 16 10th September 2015 Clansmen 16 - 4 Squealing Pig Coopers Beer Garden 17 - 3 Casanova’s Dara Bar 11 - 9 Bar 80 Saloon Hua Hin Bar 7 - 13 Pit’s Cafe Jaew Bar 8 - 12 Monica’s Bar Komhom Bar 12 - 8 MasterCues Bar Fixtures Week 18 24th September 2015 Coopers Beer Garden v Squealing Pig Dara Bar v Clansmen Hua Hin Bar v Casanova’s Jaew Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Komhom Bar v Pit’s Cafe MasterCues Bar v Monica’s Bar League Table Team Clansmen Pit’s Cafe Komhom Bar Monica’s Bar Bar 80 Saloon Squealing Pig Coopers Br Gdn Dara Bar Hua Hin Bar Jaew Bar MasterCues Casanova’s
P 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16
W 16 12 11 9 7 7 6 5 5 6 4 1
D 0 1 0 0 4 2 1 2 1 0 1 2
L 0 3 5 7 5 7 9 9 10 10 11 13
+/138 48 38 14 8 10 -14 -20 -36 -38 -48 -100
Pts 261 209 201 185 182 181 166 162 153 153 145 114
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hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!
The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www. h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 19th September @4 pm Hua Hin H3 Run #315 Location: WEST OF BYPASS ROUTE 37 TOWARDS PRANBURI DAM Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/xPcvh GPS Coordinates: N 12.490833, E 99.802222 (N 12 29.450, E 99 48.133) From Hua Hin or Cha-Am: Google Map link https://goo.gl/maps/5P3Wk Make your way to the bypass and travel South and after passing the 39 km marker make a u-turn at the traffic light junction and head back towards Bangkok for 2.6 km and turn LEFT (HHH sign). Continue for another 8.5 km following signs to Pranburi Dam and exit RIGHT at HHH sign onto dirt road and drive a further 1 km to Hash site on LEFT. Hares: Mudman & Muddy Joe, Hash Snacks: pussy Galore HASH TAX: Male drinkers 200 Baht, Female drinkers 150 Baht, Teetotallers 100 Baht, Kids 8 years and over 50 Baht. Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.
hua hin city F.C
results No game last week
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FIXTURES 19th September 2015 Hua Hin City v Ratchaphruek
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Thai Division 2 Central & Western Region League Table TEAM Samut Sakhon Simork Thonburi City Hua Hin Krung Thonburi Raj Pracha J.W. Police Phetchaburi Pathum Thani Grakcu Tabfah Ratchaphruek Globlex TWD Nonthaburi
P 22 23 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 23
W 16 13 14 11 11 9 8 6 5 4 5 3 3
D 4 9 3 6 6 6 6 7 5 7 3 6 4
L 2 1 5 5 5 7 8 9 12 11 14 13 16
GD +29 +23 +19 +16 +10 +5 −1 −8 −24 −10 −16 −16 −27
PTs 52 48 45 39 39 33 30 25 20 19 18 15 13
Hua Hin City Football Club is the local professional team for the area formed in 2011. They currently play their home matches at the Kai Tanarat Stadium in Pranburi, but a new stadium is being built in Khao Takiab, and should be finished this year.
results Week 17 15th September 2015 Blue Lagoon v Robin’s Rest n/a Hua Hin Miss You 1 v Hua Hin Miss You 2 n/a Johnny’s 56 v Jungle Juice n/a Mojo’s v Kom Hom n/a URS TREFF CHA AM v The Clansmen n/a League Table Team URS TREFF Blue Lagoon Jungle Juice Kom Hom Johnny’s 56 The Clansmen Robin’s Rest Mojo’s HHin Miss You 1 HHin Miss You 2
P 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16
W 14 13 12 11 7 7 4 3 3 2
D 0 0 1 1 3 2 0 1 0 0
L 2 3 3 4 6 7 12 12 13 14
+/- Pts 176 28 74 26 120 25 36 23 16 17 -18 16 -94 8 -78 7 -112 6 -120 4
fixtures No league fixtures next week but we think there might be Cup games - please contact Oil at Jungle Juice for information
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Bars / Pubs Telephone Bobby’s Bar 089 985 7473 Dizzy Dolphin 080 652 0531 Kom Hom 0852 664153 Lucky Shot 086 178 1550 Pa’s Beer Garden 085 425 1185 The Clansmen 092 787 4277 Property Telephone Hot Property 032 533 533 Lucky Real Estate 082 298 0500 RE/MAX Harmony 032 511 740 Sopha Land and Houses 083 324 0907
accommodation Telephone All Nations Guesthouse 032 512747 Victor Guesthouse 032 511564 sports & leisure Chill Chill Massage The Dartman Go Kart Hua Hin
Telephone 080 018 3996 087 155 7737 032 547 199
Services & other Telephone Legal Services Hua Hin 084 881 8396 Safe Storage 092 927 7207 Siam Consulting 032 512075 TSBA 087 034 0568
Restaurants/ Food Telephone All In Hua Hin 032 530067 British Breakfast Foods 087 155 7737 Buffalo Tavern 032 530087 Deema Restaurant 093 446 8233 Hua Hin Ham & Bacon 032 513144 La Terrasse 032 511393 Let’s Eat 082 248 0345 Passport Cafe 093 139 9655 Red Piano 032 900510 S & S Indian 081 455 5298
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Team Man City Leicester Man Utd Arsenal West Ham Crystal Palace Everton Swansea Norwich Liverpool Southampton Tottenham Watford West Brom Aston Villa Bournemouth Chelsea Stoke Sunderland Newcastle
P 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
GD 11 4 3 2 5 2 3 2 -1 -3 0 0 -1 -3 -2 -3 -5 -4 -5 -5
PTS 15 11 10 10 9 9 8 8 7 7 6 6 6 5 4 4 4 2 2 2
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Saturday 19th September 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Chelsea v Arsenal 18:45 With both teams involved in the Champions League this early kick off may not see them at their best; having said that, Chelsea’s best has been pretty woeful so far, and Arsenal will see this as a real chance to punish them further. However we predict a shock result here, with an edgy home win.
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(all times Thailand) Saturday 19th September 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Chelsea v Arsenal 18:45 Aston Villa v West Brom 21:00 Bournemouth v Sunderland 21:00 Newcastle v Watford 21:00 Stoke v Leicester 21:00 Swansea v Everton 21:00 Man City v West Ham 23:30 CHAMPIONSHIP Ipswich v Birmingham 01:45 Nottm Forest v Middlesbrough 18:30 Blackburn v Charlton 21:00 Brentford v Preston 21:00 Bristol City v Reading 21:00 Huddersfield v Bolton 21:00 Hull v QPR 21:00 MK Dons v Leeds 21:00 Rotherham v Cardiff 21:00 Sheff Wed v Fulham 21:00 Wolves v Brighton 21:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Dundee Utd v Inverness CT 21:00 Hamilton v Motherwell 21:00 Kilmarnock v St Johnstone 21:00 Ross County v Partick Thistle 21:00 Sunday 20th September 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Tottenham v Crystal Palace 19:30 Liverpool v Norwich 22:00 Southampton v Man Utd 22:00
SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Hearts v Aberdeen 20:15 Celtic v Dundee 21:00 Tuesday 22nd September 2015 CHAMPIONSHIP Derby v Burnley 01:45 Wednesday 23rd September 2015 CAPITAL ONE CUP - THIRD ROUND Aston Villa v Birmingham 01:45 Fulham v Stoke 01:45 Hull v Swansea 01:45 Leicester v West Ham 01:45 Middlesbrough v Wolves 01:45 Preston v Bournemouth 01:45 Sunderland v Man City 01:45 Reading v Everton 20:00 Thursday 24th September 2015 CAPITAL ONE CUP - THIRD ROUND Crystal Palace v Charlton 01:45 MK Dons v Southampton 01:45 Newcastle v Sheff Wed 01:45 Norwich v West Brom 01:45 Tottenham v Arsenal 01:45 Walsall v Chelsea 01:45 Liverpool v Carlisle 02:00 Man Utd v Ipswich 02:00 Friday 25th September 2015 CHAMPIONSHIP Huddersfield v Nottm Forest 01:45
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AWOL’s Fantasy Premier League is once again up and running, and anybody who had a team in it last season is automatically reentered when they sign in to the main game. New teams are welcome however, just register and log in to fantasy.premierleague. com then use the following code to join in the ‘Leagues’ section - 772199-190544. You can also go to our website at awolonline. net and click the ‘Fantasy Football - Click To Play’ box. Currently registered teams are below.
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Team Dunne’s Destroyers Wanderlust United AWOL Wanderers Fadgernooyd The Fluffy Bunnies Frankies 11 Buglebutts Mr ChaAming Exquisite Red & Blue Bangers Sporting Mukdahan Hua Hin Utd Waste of money Chasing Rainbows Lost Cafe Kebabs TA Portsmouth City FC Eva Carneiro’s Boys Dans Demons AC Stenhousemuir jambos hua hin FINGERSCLAYTON Brainsick Sammy Doo Racing Thailand Silkmen
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TOT 276 254 243 230 229 218 217 208 206 206 204 197 188 186 184 184 180 180 175 172 170 168 136 122
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it’s only ruck but i and maul ( like it! ) Men getting ready to pretend they understand rugby england MEN across Britain are training hard so as not to appear totally baffled by the Rugby World Cup. With kick off just two weeks away, experts said phrases such as ‘they were never binding properly, there’ will be vital to concealing rugby ignorance. Pretend rugby expert Tom Booker, 37 from Sunningdale, said his reputation was based on confident use of phrases such as ‘When are they going to put an end to this truck and trailer fiasco?’. He added: “If I say, ‘Bloody coming in from the side again’ every so often the big blokes at the bar will look at me and nod.” Roy Hobbs, from Stevenage said: “Two weeks is not nearly long enough to develop a completely fake grasp of rugby, so I’d advise beginners to just learn one phrase, probably, ‘Surely he was off his feet when he handled
then?’. “Use it randomly six times during every match.” Other useful phrases to throw in to conversations with others watching avidly in the pub are “That was never straight!” any time the ball is thrown in at either a lineout or scrum, “Come on, that was clearly a forward pass!” or “That was never forward!” depending on if it was the opposing team or England that wasn’t penalised or not, although this does require actually watching the game; one thing to never say is “Unlucky! Only just over the bar, better luck next time.”
Above: Whatever you may have heard about Rugby, some of those players are NOT wearing suspenders nor looking at anything other than the ball...
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