Your free weekly newspaper since 2008 Horoscopes
issue 3 46 25 September 2015
English Corner Sudoku Page 3 Gunner Get Ya
money Victor’s shouts
open 24/7
Wide range of rooms in the heart of Hua Hin
a/c, lcd tv, dvd player, fridge, free premium wifi, cable TV
what is the future of Hua Hin city FC?
hua hin, THAILAND Rumours have been circulating for several weeks now that big changes are on the way for the town’s professional football team, Hua Hin City FC. We must stress however that nothing has been officially confirmed, but the indications are that some form of alliance has been formed with the TOT Sports Club team, which presently plays in the top level of Thai football, the Thai Premier League, although currently bottom of the league and battling hard against relegation. Some of the rumours are backed by facts, in that the coach of Hua Hin City is now also the coach of TOT, and several of Hua Hin’s leading players have been appearing for TOT in some kind of loan agreement, and this has upset many of the local team’s followers, as this has coincided with a marked loss of team form that has ended their hopes of reaching the ‘Champions League’ playoffs for a second consecutive season. The most controversial rumour by far though, is that there is going to be a merger of the two teams at the end of the season, with the Hua Hin name being attached to the team in the higher division, and relocating to our town. Clearly, if this rumour turns out to be true, this would help explain the efforts being made to support the TOT team at the expense of the Hua Hin team, but at the potential cost of supporter backing from either set of fans, who are the lifeblood of any professional sports team. In many ways we hope that the rumours are just that, and the two respective teams succeed or fail on their own, but football worldwide is a murky business where money has become the goal for both players and clubs alike, so it will be little surprise if they turn out to be true.
victorguesthouse@gmail.com 032 511564 60 Naresdamri Road, Hua Hin
GET RACING FROM ONLY 400 BAHT! OPEN EVERYDAY 10.30AM - 7PM, LATE NIGHT BY APPOINTMENT Call 032 547 199 (Office) or 081 817 3000 (Mobile) Soi 2, Phetchkasem Road opposite Hua Hin Airport
www.gokarthuahin.com
Visit www.awolonline.net
Power Of Love Church
HELP NEEDED FOR THE SLUMS IN HUA HIN We are working to help the Slums of Hua Hin and would love to have you deliver your goods with us, so you know your donation is going directly to those who need it. We need secondhand items, clothes and household goods.
Why not join us and come to the slums with us? We leave from our offices at 17:20 Every Tuesday evening. Visit us any day at the Power Of Love Children’s Home, Soi CJ, Khao Takiab, Hua Hin Facebook@Power of Love Church
Tel K. Andrew 080 999 3603 K. Panaya 092 592 3604 (Thai) (Services every Sunday 10 am at Hilton Resort and Spa)
LA TERRASSE NEW
LOUNGE RESTAURANT
11/1 NARESDAMRI RD 77110 HUA HIN, HILTON STREET, DOWN TO THE PIER
SEA VIEW - LOVELY SEA BREEZE THAI/SEA FOOD - WESTERN FOOD
BREAKFAST - LUNCH - DINNER PRIVATE PARTIES - BIRTHDAYS WEDDINGS - EVENTS 8:00 am to 10 pm la.terrasse.hua.hin@gmail.com Tel. 03 25 11 393
Come and join us at
THE CLANSMEN BAR
2
Air conditioned bar with pool table in the middle of Soi 80
Daily Specials! New All Day Menu! Guest Beers Now Available!
Tel: 092 787 4277 clansmenbar Open 10 am - late HAPPY HOUR 10 am - 7pm Buy 2 get 1 free on all beers (per person)
Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds
Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week
AWOL PAGE 3
Soi 102, Hua Hin (200m on right after railway)
Bobby’s Bar
Home of the Free Sunday Roast & Free Bar B Que every Friday 089 985 7473 Car & Motorbike Rentals
(Cars available Ford Fiesta or Mazda pickup) Daily rates in baht: Motorbikes Cars 1-7 days 8 -14 days 15-21 days 22 days or longer
200 150 125 100
1,000 900 850 750
Lower rates for long term rentals All new vehicles, fully insured and taxed
AWOL with Nata Photos coutesy of Haribo
BAR & RESTAURANT
HAPPY HOUR! 1 - 7pm Sangsom + mixer 40 baht Wine 55 baht Large domestic beers 65 baht
BBQ, Ribs, Chops, Burgers, Snacks etc Eat In or Take Out Air con, Pool table
Large domestic beers 110 baht
Every Friday Live Music Duo Danny + Len from 8pm Anything from Oldies to Modern LIVE SPORTS TV including Premier League Football Open every day from 1pm - late
12/10 Soi Samoprong, Hua Hin Tel. 080 652 0531
Located off the canal road north of the traffic lights; turn left at the blue bridge after the petrol station and right before the 7-11. We are about 100m up on the right.
Join the AWOL forum
3
Visit www.awolonline.net
your ad here from ฿66 a week
WEATHER
Call 081 649 8361 Email sales@awolonline.net
AND TIDES World weather (24-9-15)
4
CITY Weather High °C Amsterdam Drizzle 15 Ankara Scattered clouds 27 Athens Passing clouds 26 Auckland Sprinkles 12 Beijing Fog 25 Berlin Mild 18 Buenos Aires Drizzle 13 Cairo Sunny 36 Chicago Passing clouds 17 Copenhagen Partly sunny 16 Dubai Sunny 35 Dublin Scattered clouds 13 Helsinki Passing clouds 17 Ho Chi Minh City Partly cloudy 32 Hong Kong Passing clouds 30 Islamabad Passing clouds 31 Jakarta Partly sunny 28 Jerusalem Sunny 34 Johannesburg Clear 15 Karachi Passing clouds 31 Kuala Lumpur Broken clouds 30 London Scattered clouds 17 Madrid Sunny 24 Manila Partly sunny 32 Mexico City Partly cloudy 15 Moscow Partly sunny 24 Mumbai Passing clouds 31 New Delhi Passing clouds 33 New York Clear 18 Oslo Cool 16 Paris Mostly cloudy 14 Perth Clear 20 Phnom-Penh Partly cloudy 33 Rio De Janeiro Fog 26 Riyadh Sunny 37 Rome Scattered clouds 22 San Francisco Passing clouds 16 Seoul Clear 23 Shanghai Clear 25 Singapore Dense fog 31 Stockholm Rain 14 Sydney Sprinkles 14 Taibei/Taipei Passing clouds 25 Tokyo Mild 19 Vancouver Passing clouds 14 Vientiane Thunderstorm 32 Yangon Light rain 27 Zurich Cool 12
Local Forecast AND TIDES Rain (mm) Conditions Temp. °C: High Low Tides: High Low Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday
1 3 5 1 0 2 3
A t-storm in the afternoon Some rain and a thunderstorm Cloudy with a thunderstorm A t-storm around in the p.m. Partly sunny with a shower Cloudy with a few showers An afternoon thunderstorm
32 32 32 33 32 32 32
23 24 24 24 24 25 25
16:41 03:17/ 17:04 04:32/ 17:29 05:35/ 17:52 06:32/ 18:15 07:30/ 18:37 08:29/ 18:56
08:57/ 23:00 09:56/ 23:09 10:46/ 23:33 11:34 00:05/ 12:20 00:41/ 13:06 01:20/ 13:53
thailand weather (24-9-15) Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Aranyaprathet 30 °C 64% Partly Cloudy Bangkok 30 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Bhumibol Dam 32 °C 62% Partly Cloudy Bua Chum 33 °C 56% Scattered Clds Chaiyaphum 33 °C 47% Scattered Clds Chanthaburi 28 °C 84% Scattered Clds Chiang Mai 30 °C 62% Mostly Cloudy Chiang Rai 29 °C 79% Scattered Clds Chumphon 27 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Hat Yai 29 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Kam Paeng Phet 29 °C 74% Scattered Clds Kanchanaburi 32 °C 47% Scattered Clds Khanom 31 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Khlong Yai 28 °C 84% Scattered Clds Khon Kaen 30 °C 74% Scattered Clds Ko Lanta 30 °C 62% Partly Cloudy Ko Samui 28 °C 75% Mostly Cloudy Ko Sichang 29 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Krabi 30 °C 62% Partly Cloudy Laemchabang 29 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Lampang 27 °C 74% Rain Lamphun 30 °C 62% Mostly Cloudy Loei 33 °C 59% Scattered Clds Lop Buri 30 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Mae Hong Son 31 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Mae Sariang 32 °C 56% Scattered Clds Mae Sot 28 °C 74% Partly Cloudy Mukdahan 32 °C 62% Scattered Clds Nakhon Phanom 32 °C 62% Scattered Clds Nakhon Ratch. 32 °C 60% Partly Cloudy Nakhon Sawan 34 °C 57% Scattered Clds Nakhon Si Tham. 31 °C 62% Partly Cloudy Nan 30 °C 58% Scattered Clds
Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Narathiwat 32 °C 56% Scattered Clds Nong Khai 31 °C 70% Scattered Clds Pattani 33 °C 44% Scattered Clds Pattaya 29 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Phayao 29 °C 79% Scattered Clds Phetchabun 29 °C 74% Scattered Clds Phetchaburi 28 °C 79% Partly Cloudy Phitsanulok 29 °C 74% Scattered Clds Phrae 34 °C 46% Scattered Clds Phuket 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Prachin Buri 30 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Prachuap K.khan 28 °C 79% Partly Cloudy Ranong 27 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Rayong 29 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Roi Et 31 °C 66% Partly Cloudy Sakon Nakhon 30 °C 66% Partly Cloudy Sattahip 29 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Satun 29 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Songkhla 31 °C 62% Mostly Cloudy Suphan Buri 29 °C 71% Mostly Cloudy Surat Thani 29 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Surin 28 °C 81% Light Rain Tak 32 °C 62% Partly Cloudy Takua Pa 28 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Tha Tum 27 °C 91% Partly Cloudy Tha Wang Pha 30 °C 58% Scattered Clds Thong Pha Phum 30 °C 62% Mist Trang 29 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Ubon Ratchathani 28 °C 89% Partly Cloudy Udon Thani 30 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Uttaradit 32 °C 62% Partly Cloudy Wichian Buri 34 °C 47% Scattered Clds
Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds
Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week
“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does.�
Wink with AWOL 081 649 8361
this ad size now JUST 525 BAHT A WEEK* Contact sales@awolonline.net or go to www.awolonline.net for our Media Guide *when booked for 13 issues Join the AWOL forum
5
www.buffalobillshuahin.com info@buffalobillshuahin.com Located on the corner of Chomsin/ Naresdamri rd by the fishing pier for the best sea and mountain view rooms in hua hin For bookings or more information call 085 291 8685, 080 727 4710 or fax 032 530087
Gourmet Burger at Buffalo Bills!
Well, you gotta have the
Aussie Beefburger?
So you want a good
Opposite the Fishing Pier
Public House and restaurant
%
O F
F
!
v a A b li W u d ff t O e a o L v 2 l e o /1 n ta 0/ in g v 15 e a m r t e n a ls o n ly
10
Visit www.awolonline.net
Call 082 298 0500 or 081 649 8361 Property Email realestate@luckyhuahin.com or property@awolonline.net Marketplace new pool villas in south hua hin
Price: from 3.9 m baht for 2 bed to 6.8 m baht for 3 bed Ref No. 032553
7 design options Sun Roof Decks Easy access to town Full Air Con Packs Clubhouse 24 hour security
6
gated community with great facilities
Price: from 2.7m baht
Ref No. 032583
Underground utilities Private pool 8km from town 2, 3 or 4 bedrooms Living: from 91 sqm Land: from 300 sqm
stunning L shaped borfai bungalow
Price: 6.9 m baht
3 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms European kitchen Outdoor Thai kitchen Living: 430 sqm. Land: 884 sqm. or 2,304 sqm. for 10.9m baht
Ref No.: 032537
peaceful 3 bed villa in s/w hua hin
Price: 9.3 m baht
Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds
Ref No. 032582
Euro fitted kitchen Private pool Convenient location 3 bedrooms Separate Annexe Land: 600 sqm
Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week
Bobby’s British Breakfast Foods UK Sausages, Ham, Bacon, Pies, Teas etc. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473
SERVED UP BY...
A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... Baker’s dozen Thirteen or, more rarely, fourteen. This phrase came up in a conversation with a local Hua Hin businessman last week, who offered up an explanation that it was to do with the exact amounts of ingredients required to bake bread which would always create thirteen loaves. However, researching this further has revealed a number of plausible explanations. One is that it was simply a product of the way bakers bake bread. Baking trays tend to have a 3:2 aspect ratio. The most efficient two-dimensional arrangement then of loaves/biscuits/whatever on such a tray results in 13 items with a 4+5+4 hexagonal arrangement, which avoids corners. It was important to avoid the corners because they heat up and cool off faster than the rest of the tray, which would result in not cooking anything on the corner evenly with the rest. Another theory is that the practice of thirteen for the price of twelve was largely and effectively a wholesale discount for businesses that were going to ‘sell on’ the produce, although there is little historical evidence to back this up. It’s most widely believed though that this phrase originated from the practice of medieval English bakers giving an extra loaf when selling a dozen in order to avoid being penalized for selling short weight. This is an attractive story and, unlike many that inhabit the folk memory, it appears to be substantially true. We can say a little more to flesh out that derivation. Firstly, the practice appears to have originated several centuries before the phrase. England has a long history of regulation of trade; bakers were regulated by a trade guild called The Worshipful Company of Bakers, which dates back to at least the reign of Henry II (1154-89). The law that caused bakers to be so wary was the Assize of Bread and Ale. In 1266, Henry III revived an ancient statute that regulated the price of bread according to the price of wheat. Bakers or brewers who gave short
measure could be fined, pilloried or flogged, as in 1477 when the Chronicle of London reported that a baker called John Mund[e]w was ‘schryved [forced to admit his guilt] upon the pyllory’ for selling bread that was underweight. Secondly, it’s not quite so neat an explanation that whenever bakers sold twelve loaves they then added another identical loaf to make thirteen. They would have had just as much concern when selling eleven loaves, but there’s no baker’s eleven. Remember that the Assize regulated weight not number. What the bakers were doing whenever they sold bread in any quantity was adding something extra to make sure the total weight wasn’t short. The addition was called the ‘in-bread’ or ‘vantage loaf’. When selling in quantity to middlemen or wholesalers they would add an extra loaf or two. When selling single loaves to individuals they would offer a small extra piece of bread. The Worshipful Company still exists and reports that this carried on within living memory and that a small ‘in-bread’ was often given with each loaf. So, that’s the practice, what about the phrase? That goes back to at least 1599, as in this odd quotation from John Cooke’s Tu Quoque: “Mine’s a baker’s dozen: Master Bubble, tell your money.” The phrase is related to the practice described in John Goodwin’s A Being Filled with the Spirit, referring back to a quotation from 1665: “As that which we call the in-bread is given into the dozen, there is nothing properly paid or given for it, but only for the dozen.” By 1864 Hotten’s Slang Dictionary gives this explicit definition for ‘baker’s dozen’: “This consists of thirteen or fourteen; the surplus number, called the inbread, being thrown in for fear of incurring the penalty for short weight.”
Disclaimer All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us at publication. Some articles are satire or ‘spoof’ stories intended as humour. No responsibility is accepted other than that stipulated by law. Although the information in this publication has been obtained from sources believed to be reliable, AWOL cannot guarantee accuracy in all cases. Any opinions expressed are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher. All materials copyright. All rights reserved and no part of this
publication may be reproduced in part or in full without the previous written consent of the publisher. Neither can any part be stored in a retrieval situation, nor transmitted by electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or any other means. AWOL is printed by Petchpoom Printing, and we can be contacted on info@awolonline.net or 081 614 8728. Please send any other communications to Mrs Chukamol James, Managing Director, AWOL Co. Ltd., 136/229 Emerald Hill, Soi 6, Mooban Borfai, Hua Hin, Prachuap Kiri Khan, 7110, THAILAND.
Join the AWOL forum
7
KOM HOM Bar & Restaurant Soi 94 Visit www.awolonline.net Thai & European Food
Puzzle 1
Each week we have an easy and a hard Sudoku puzzle. Just fill in the empty squares so that each horizontal and vertical line, and each section, has all the numbers 1 to 9.
Last issue’s solutions Puzzle 2
Puzzle 2 (Hard)
Puzzle 1 (Easy)
AWOL Sudoku
8
EXPAT INSURANCE SOLUTIONS Health (up to 85), Car, Motorbike, House, Commercial. Full medical cover for expats worldwide Travel insurance specialist (including as required for Schenghen visas) Soi 94, last unit on left before railway
085 962 2232 or 032 512075 franckracinesiamconsulting@gmail.com www.siam-consulting.asia www.asiaexpatinsurance.com
ALL NATIONS
hua hin
guesthouse and bar 12 rooms from 350 baht a night free wifi for guests 032 512747
allnationshuahin@ gmail.com Drop your AWOL Classifieds in here
Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds
Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week
Fans, Lights & More., Co Ltd
Open Mon - Fri 10am to 5pm Located on Soi 112 opposite Mahasamutr
The Specialists In Ceiling Fans & Garden Lights Also available: Fitting Service & Replacement Outdoor Lightbulbs Contact Us Tel. 032 900 426 E-Mail: info@fanslightshuahin.com Web: www.fanslightshuahin.com
awol ad prices have gone down!
• • • •
Over half of our standard prices have decreased No prices have increased Average 10% reduction which is about 68 baht per issue 4 issue run prices on our twelfth, eighth, sixth, quarter and third page sizes down between 10 and 16.7%, • Every 52 issue run price (except one) has gone down • Yearly bookings, on average, are now an incredible 24% cheaper weekly than three month ones, and an astonishing 35% cheaper weekly than four week runs
For details please email to sales@awolonline.net or call 081 649 8361 requesting our new Media Guide or download it from www.awolonline.net
go awol and see your business fly! Join the AWOL forum
9
Visit www.awolonline.net
Send your jokes to submissions@ awolonline.net and get your name in print!
hans Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, “No!” and walks quickly away. The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it’s not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Hans. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, “NO WAY, BUDDY!” and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves. Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen
10
Safe Storage Available Bicycle, Motorbike, Suitcase, Bags, Boxes, Furniture From Only 100 Baht per Month Contact David 092 927 7207
nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn’t done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she’s sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson. So she goes over to Hans and says that she’s the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap. Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear, “Can I pay in Euros?” txt spk After watching some soppy film my girlfriend texted me: ‘Love, if I waz turkish wud u lern turkish 4 me?’ I replied, ‘Yes, of course darling. Would you learn English for me?’ ‘yh, corse I wud’. ‘No, I mean, please, would you?’
Contact: Tel.: 082 298 0500 E-mail: realestate@luckyhuahin.com Website: luckyhuahin.com
Poolsuk Road (between Dechanuchit & Chomsin Roads)
Chill Chill Massage
Call 080 018 3996 Open every day from early ‘til late Oil Massage Thai Massage Foot Massage 300 baht/1 hr. 300 baht/1 hr. 250 baht/1 hr. Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds
Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week
s &S Indian
Soi 94 Certificate of Excellence restaurant 2012, 2013, 2014 Curries from only 90 baht Eat in or takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 You will become an inspiration to thousands of teens when your tragic tale of sexual profligacy and rampant drug abuse is turned into the coolest Public Service Announcement of all time. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 While it’s true that 2015 is your year, that just means you’re responsible for its upkeep and maintenance, so you’d really better get going on that. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 Your inner beauty makes you shine with the light of a thousand stars, which is appropriate, as in broad daylight you’re actually not that impressive. ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 You will experience unbounded happiness and success in every area of your life this week, unless of course there is something fundamentally and irreversibly wrong with you.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 Your life story will bring muchneeded happiness and laughter to the world, especially the hilarious ending. Gemini May 22 – June 21 Sadly, there is nothing in this world that can ever bring back your dead loved ones. Happily, most things in the world can be used to send your hated ones away. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 Your life will seem boring and empty until you discover what that otherwise useless other gender is actually for. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 It’s a mixed week for you regarding personal triumphs. You will win a longstanding argument with an obstinate Pisces, but lose your long-running battle with Cancer.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 Though it often seems hilarious, the powers that be are far from indifferent to your cries of suffering and pleas for help. They think they’re downright sickening. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 You will wake from the best sleep of your life to find that you’ve been catapulted through the windshield by the force of the airbag deploying. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 The stars indicate that tomorrow will be a good day to die a noble death in the service of humanity. Unfortunately, they have bad news for you about this afternoon. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 Sometimes people don’t say what they really mean. For instance, they may say the words “big fat stupid asshole” when they really mean “big dumb jerkasaurus.”
LAND AND PROPERTY FOR SALE IN PRANBURI/PAK NAM PRAN LAND HOUSE/LAND 45 RAI (72,000 sqm) in Pak Nam Pran 2.2m baht per rai 2 RAI 392 SQ. WAH (4768 sqm) in Pranburi 3.8m baht
1 RAI 46 SQ. WAH (1784 sqm) in Pranburi 3.8m baht
Please call 081 614 8728 Join the AWOL forum
11
Visit www.awolonline.net
Lawyer Hua Hin buy, sell, rent or lease, this is the place to do it with ease
Business HUA HIN LUXURY HOME FURNISHING BUSINESS FOR SALE. The business is located in a high foot traffic area and has excellent revenues and profits. The Showroom and offices have a low rental and a long lease. Asking price is 14 Million Baht. Contact Phil 0870340568 HUA HIN ITALIAN RESTAURANT FOR SALE. This profitable Business has many regular customers and also offers a delivery service. The business is located in a busy area and has additional outside seating available. The Business has a long lease and a low monthly rent. Asking Price is 2.9 Million Baht. Contact Phil 0870340568 HUA HIN LUXURY RESORT AND SPA FOR SALE. Facilities include a large swimming pool & Jacuzzi, Restaurant serving Thai and European Food, A cocktail bar, conference room, Gym and a Spa and massage. The resort is set on two Rai of freehold land. Asking Price is 95 Million Baht. Contact Phil 0870340568. Beautiful and clean bar for sale in Soi 80, Hua Hin. Property includes two bedrooms, two bathrooms and kitchen, while the bar area is well furnished with comfortable chairs and tables and a pool table.Selling for family reasons. Fifteen months remain on the current renewable lease, and the rent is 20,000 baht per month paid monthly. Price of 900,000 baht or near offer includes a Thai company. Please call 098 961 9290 or 092 789 0442 for more information or to view the bar. wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000
Employment Cashier/manager wanted for bar in Soi 80. Well presented, good personality required and English is a must.Better than normal pay for this position, but experience is not essential as training can be given.Call Dave on 061 525 4579 to apply. Own and operate your own Business selling other businesses in Thailand. Hua Hin is available for an associate to operate within. Large earning potential, ROI expected within one year. Full training and set up cost is only 580,000 Baht. Includes company setup, visa and work permit. Interested parties will have to complete a standard confidentiality agreement. Contact Phil 0870340568 phil@thaibusinessadvisors.com Staff wanted feMale waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710 guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115
No Win No Fee
www.legalserviceshuahin.com SERVICES 12 Years Expatriate Counseling for expats! Bilingual coaching and counseling in English en Nederlands for Expats by Expatriate. * Farang Coaching * Lifestyle Coaching * Marriage/relationship (same sex) Counseling * Career Coaching * Social media and Internet addictions. For more information please visit the website http://www. expatriatecounseling.com. Robbert Nuis, Master NLP practitioner. +66 (0)99 1630 747
General Panasonic SBC-P2DB 2-Door Cooling Cabinet. As New. Used only 2 months. New 29,000bt. Sell for 25000bt. 10 adjustable shelves. Digital Thermostat. Low-E glass doors. Energy saving with dual-fan cooling. Adjustable stand with wheels. Buyer collects. CHAMP 2-ring Gas Griddle. Used only 2 months. Great for meats, pitta, burger baps & kebab breads, Stainless Steel. 1/3rd ribbed plate. 2/3rd smooth chrome plate. 655x650x390 Currently 14,000bt in Makro. 11,000bt. Electric Crepe Maker. High quality. Single plate. Model De-1. Used only 2 months. Cost 30,000 new. 26,000. Contact Paul on 0852270332
General - sports Bored? No More! Pickleball is here! Join expats playing the fastest growing sport in Europe and North America! PICKLEBALL. But we play right here in Hua Hin every Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday from 11-1 at Palm Hills Country Club! We emphasize OPT- On the Play Training with plenty of fun exercise and socializing! Check us out on Facebook- Pickleball Hua Hin and watch the game and fundamentals on Youtube! lake view golf membership. 80,000 baht 086 893 2926
Placing a classified with AWOL
12
All adverts are free except adverts for Property For Rent or Sale, Business or Services and Auto. Free ads will be included for at least four weeks automatically. Please use our online Classifieds to enhance your chances of a successful ad. Option 1: register or log in at www.awolonline.net/classifieds and place your advert there; Option 2: email to classifieds@awolonline.net; Option 3: write the details clearly in BLOCK capitals on paper and deliver to staff at All Nations Hua Hin, Dechanuchit Road. The deadline for guaranteed inclusion in that week’s issue is 6pm on Tuesday. Please notify us if your advert is no longer needed. Business, Services and property for sale or rent Rates: Up to 50 words: 500 baht for 4 issues, 1000 baht for 13 issues. Additional words charged at 20 baht per word. Example: 60 words charged at 500 plus (10 x 20)=700 baht for 4 issues, or 1000 plus (10 x 20)=1200 for 13 issues. Please note that paid ads placed online can have up to 750 words and 3 images depending on which plan is selected. There is also a fixed fee and/or commission deal available for Property - please contact property@awolonline.net or realestate@ luckyhuahin.com for details. Auto Rates: Items priced up to 10,000 baht, 13 issues for 500 baht. Items priced over 10,000 baht, 13 issues for 1000 baht. Maximum 50 words for all ads; unpriced items pay the higher rate. Contact classifieds@awolonline.net for further information or to place an advert.
Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds
Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week
Restaurant & Bakery in Samorphrong OPEN from 9am - 9pm closed tuesdays Delicious Home Cooked Western & Thai Food Breakfasts - Fresh Bread Baked Daily Free Wi-Fi - Easy Parking
Contact us on 093 139 9655 or food@passportcafehuahin.com See our menu on passportcafehuahin.com and our Facebook page Passport-Cafe Directions: From Hua Hin go north on the Klong (Canal) Road through the traffic lights and turn left at the blue bridge with the water tower next to it, then immediately right before the 7-11. Follow this road for approximately 1.5 km and you will find us on the right opposite Tropical Hill.
auto: 3 wheels & LESS
commercial property
honda scoopy blue and white, fuel injected 2012 28,000 baht. Call 081 817 3000
auto: 4 wheels pluS Toyota Yaris 2006 1.5 manual. Only 77,500 kilometres. Fully Insured till next May and taxed till next August. Genuine car and in great condition inside and out. 190,000 baht. Please call 081 640 1827 Wanted 2/3 year old 4 door auto truck any make :Contact Cliff Mobile number 0898 4333 47 reduced! suzuki carry flatbed van 4 years old, one owner, dual fuel (LPG and regular) system, custom built cage for flatbed. Price 175,000 baht or best offer. Please call for more details to 081 614 8728 (Thai or English).
Wanted WANTED! place your requests here for goods, services or other items that someone else might be able to help you with.
Property for sale large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. european style villa, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. stunning L shaped Borfai bungalow; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large bungalow near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. villa on large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. attractive house on small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Four Bed Villa On Stilts 4.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. pool villa overlooking lake in Hua Hin, 2 bed; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large house/land near Palm Hills, 4 bed; 4.5m baht.Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.
sunrise coast commercial properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.
property for Rent TO LET 2-bed unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English). TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information Well equipped 1 Bedroom condo for rent in Hua Hin. Condo newly renovated has A/C, washer/dryer, conv oven, microwave, refrigerator, induction cooker and many cooking utensils. King bed, two recliners, Plasma TV, dvd stereo, computer desk, glass shower and washer/spin dryer. 12,000 baht monthly or 10,000 baht per month for longterm lease, 6 months minimum. Reply to info@hua-hin-real-estate.com or call 089 740 1781.
announcements new! make your personal or business announcement here; Weddings, Birthdays, Funerals, Obituaries, Barmitzvahs, Parties, anything! Up to 50 words just 100 baht for two issues, up to 150 words plus a picture for 300 baht for two issues. Place ads and pay online on the Announcements board of the AWOL Forum at www.awolonline.net/ forum/index.php?board=16, or in person at our office, or by emailing us and transfering the payment to our bank. Contact submissions@awolonline.net for help or information.
13
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS
A non-profit fellowship of men and women for whom drugs have become a major problem
Meetings now in Hua Hin every Sunday at 11.30am and every Thursday at 6pm
Property wanted I am looking for a 3 bedroom villa on a secure private, completed development, with a swimming pool, close to Hua Hin and the beach, budget no more than 5m baht. For sale by the owner only. Contact 080 100 4194 long term rental properties wanted, particularly pool villas in good areas. Please contact Lucky Real Estate on 089 530 8771 or realestate@luckyhuahin.com
Join the AWOL forum
Contact Add 086 014 7585 Emmanuel K. Â 090 438 387 Mark 084 314 1928
Visit www.awolonline.net
MONEY & INFORMATION overseas calls information
14
Useful Numbers
REVERSE CHARGE CALLS The list below is the free number you need to call to connect to an operator of that country to request the reverse charge call. ARGENTINA 001-999-54-1000/ 2000 AUSTRALIA 001-999-61-1000/2000 AUSTRIA 001-800-28787421 BAHRAIN 001-999-973-1000 BRUNEI 001-999-673-1000 CANADA 001-999-15-1000/2000 DENMARK 001-999-45-1000 FRANCE 001-999-33-1000 GERMANY 001-999-49-1000 HAWAII 001-800-865-8424 HONG KONG 001-999-852-1086 INDONESIA 001-999-62-1000/2000 ISRAEL 001-999-972-1000/ 2000 ITALY 001-999-39-1000 JAPAN 001-999-811-0051 KOREA 001-999-82-1000/2000/2001 MACAU 001-999-853-1000 MALAYSIA 001-999-60-1000/4000/4001 MALTA 001-999-356-1000 MEXICO 001-999-52-1000 NEPAL 001-800-977-1-9999 NETHERLANDS 001-999-31-1035 NEW ZEALAND 001-999-64-1066 PHILIPPINES 001-999-63-1000/3000/6000 PORTUGAL 001-999-351-1000 RUSSIA 001-999-7-1000 SINGAPORE 001-999-65-0000/2008 SOUTH AFRICA 001-999-27-1000 SPAIN 001-999-34-1066 TAIWAN 001-999-886-1000 U.A.E. 001-999-971-1000 U.K. 001-999-44-1066 U.S.A. 001-999-1-1111/2001/2002 AWOL would like to thank the staff at CAT in Hua Hin for providing the above numbers. FREE CALLS If your mobile phone or device and that of the person you are calling supports it, you can use a number of apps to make free calls anywhere, with the best known being Skype and Viber. cheap calls The mobile phone operators offer special numbers to prefix an international number to get cheap rate international calls. More information call True 1331 AIS 1175 DTAC 1678
Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Hua Hin Tourist Police 032 516 219 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 520 617 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TOT Call Centre 1100 TT&T 032 532 018 3BB 032-900020-1, 086-0127273 3BB Call Centre 1530 CAT 032 511 350 Alcoholics Anonymous 0870 620 098 Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928
Exchange Rates (23-9-15) TT Buying rate Currency Baht US Dollar 35.98 Pound Sterling 54.98 Euro 39.81 Japanese Yen 29.87 Malaysian Ringgit 7.82 Singapore Dollar 25.20 Brunei Dollar 24.45 Chinese Yuan 5.62 Indonesian Rupiah 2.32 Indian Rupee 0.50 Korean Won 0.03 Australian Dollar 25.02 New Zealand Dollar 22.38 Swiss Franc 36.68 Danish Krone 5.34 Norwegian Krone 4.31 Swedish Krona 4.26 Canadian Dollar 26.99 UAE Dirham 8.04 Bahrain Dinar 69.52 Omani Rial 68.53 Qatar Riyal 7.91 AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, regarding these rates and shall not be liable for any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.
cryptic Crossword Solution Following a request by a reader we are now publishing the Cryptic Crossword solution the following week - this is last issue’s solution
Local Consular Representatives CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org
Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds
Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week
THE AWOL NOTICEBOARD
and? in thail driving nal Internatio valid cence driving li 800 bt. 5 years 1 Call ) 771 (Eng 8 0 3 5 9 8 0
our l o a c L? t O wan n AW sert u yo rt i t in or o e D le wn adv leaf r o n and u a o y g u. Try use esi or yo d can hem f for e s w t t ct u n on n i pr onta atio 61 C orm 49 83 f n i 6 081
ALC ANO OHOL If yo NYM ICS that’ u want t OUS s o
Call if yo your bu drink, to s u wa s p Dav nt to iness, ies - eak to w e Hen stop 0870 an A can r Lore ick - 087 620 09 A mem help. , ber: n-0 8 9 81 0 083 28 5 w 07 6 Me ww.a 856 gs e athaila very n day d.org in H ua H
etin
not
15
Pla iceb ce an a oa d Sma rd, ava on the AW ilab ll - 1 M O Big edium 00 ba le in fo L h u (thi - 15 t pe r siz s 0 r Larg note) - baht p week es: All a e 3 e ds a - 500 00 bah r week b t re a Con p tact a mini ht per er wee w m k s or c ales@a um of eek all 0 wolo 4 we 81 6 e n 49 8 line.ne ks t 361 Not
TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE HAPPY HOUR EVERY DAY AT YOUR BAR
get
in
Join the AWOL forum
ice
d!
Visit www.awolonline.net
to hull
and back
16
Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas
fishy business Hands up - it seems that my scepticism about Thailands’ new battle of the plastic bag might have been unfounded. (See AWOL for August 21st.) On its’ first day of operation, September 15th, plastic bag usage is claimed to have reduced by 1.8 million. (There are of course other sceptics around, with one wag commenting that bag use increased by 1.8 million the following day.) But let’s look on the bright side for a change. It’s a start, and the government now plans to hold ‘no bag’ days on the 15th and 30th of every month until the end of the year. With a population in excess of 67 million there’s still a long way to go. But it seems that even the UK is still struggling to implement a workable scheme. Its’ law on charges for plastic bags, due to begin on October 5th, is fraught with government red tape and confusing regulations on the thickness of plastic used, and what items qualify for a free bag. Add to that the fact that last year our UK supermarkets dished out 8.5 billion of them (who counts these things?) to our population of about 65 million, and maybe Thailand is heading in a better direction than we are. Well done if you missed last weeks word - but ‘on this day in history’ stories are a bit more interesting to write about, so no apologies there. On September 25th 1992 NASAs Mars Observer Probe mission blasted off at a cost of 980 million dollars. It reached Mars in August 1993 and hasn’t been heard from since. The humble fish finger has fared better. Celebrating it’s 60th birthday on September 26th the fish finger was developed in 1955 at the Birds Eye factory in Great Yarmouth. Before that Clarence Birdseye had experimented with using herring in a fish finger shape, trying to cash in on a post war glut of herring, but when market tested against those made with cod, the cod won hands down. Not however in Hull, where Birds Eye also produced fish fingers for many years. Although the presence of Birds Eye in the city is now limited to a much smaller frozen pea processing plant, once upon a time it provided jobs for hundreds of (mainly) women in the area of the then thriving fish docks. The fish finger was to Hull what Dole pineapples are to HuaHin. Many of those women who worked on fish finger production are of course still around, and still recall life at Birds Eye back in the 60’s, when health and safety wasn’t quite what it is now. They have fond memories of the cameraderie of the factory. Not such fond memories of going home at the end of their shift smelling of fish, and even less fond memories of dealing with cod.
Before the introduction of the fish finger, many of those women had worked as ‘patty slappers’ in other fish factories where part of their job was to fillet and pull worms out of the cod before it was processed, an experience which continues to influence Hulls’ fish eating habits today. A ‘patty slapper’ by the way was responsible for making that Hull delicacy - the patty. A moulded mixture of mashed potato and fish, with a bit of seasoning, which is battered and deep fried, and still consumed in great quantities. But back to the fish finger. Moving from patty slapping to producing fish fingers was a kind of promotion, but not only do those who worked with fish fingers never eat them but they, and the rest of the population of Hull, still much prefer their haddock, because it doesn’t contain worms.
KOM HOM Bar & Restaurant Soi 94
Bingo and Quiz Night
First Sunday of every month from 7pm PLUS Kom Hom Golf Society First event Weds 30th Sept. at Palm Hills CONTACT 085 294 1319
Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds
Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week
AWOL codeword
an a to z of good food at let’s eat
Let’s Eat RESTAURANT Open 9am to 9pm English Breakfast and Thai Food Soi 3 Khao Takiab (next to 7-11) Call 082 294 5602
Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.
Last Issue’s Solution
A N
B O
C P
D Q
E R
F S
G H T U
I J K V W X
L Y
M Z
17
Contacting AWOL Telephone: 081 649 8361 (Eng) or 081 614 8728 (Thai)
Email:
info@awolonline.net
Website:
www.awolonline.net
Office:
Facebook:
AWOLexpat
Twitter:
awolhuahin
136/229 Emerald Hill, Soi 6, Borfai, Hua Hin, 77110, Prachuap Kiri Khan
Join the AWOL forum
KOM HOM Bar & Restaurant Soi 94 Visit www.awolonline.net Thai & European Food
balloon chasers
Get an insight to the happenings in and around the area
Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. recently added and coming soon Kom Hom, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 4th October) - call 085 294 1319 for details all in hua hin, Sra Song Road; Sunday 4th October Back To The Sixties with Live music from Larry and Susan. (see ad back page) Coopers Beer Garden, Soi 94; Next monthly quiz will be held on last Tuesday of the month. 29th September 2015 at 7:30 pm. Please note that this Sundays knock out pool event on 27th Sept is cancelled due to another event on the night. thaiwaii bar and restaurant, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week. Regular Events
18
alfrescos, Sam Roi Yod; Every Sunday from 1pm until gone 99 baht Traditional Sunday Roast, good food with live music. Baan Silapin artist village, Pala U Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Free Bar B Que every Friday from 5pm. when spend 180 bt. Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht on drinks and get it free!.Now extended and available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Captain Dougs, Khao Takiab; Every Friday from 7pm BBQ plus a beer just 300 baht. Coopers Beer Garden, Soi 94; Knockout nine ball pool. Every Sunday at 7:30. Fun night guaranteed. First players to arrive are placed in a draw and even if they lose, there is a second chance. Lively music, and choose from the menu if hungry. See you there! deema restaurant, Soi 80; All Beers 45 baht all day every day. Open from 10.30 to midnight. Also parties arranged specially for you. Call Lena on 093 446 8233. dizzy dolphin, Soi Samorphong; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, large domestic beers 65 baht. Live band every Friday from 8pm. Dream Restaurant & Bar, Soi 88; Every Friday from 6pm Buffet featuring Swedish, Thai and European food, just 279 baht. Also have pizzas and kebabs. johnny’s 56, Soi Selekam/Poolsuk; Last Thursday every month fun pub quiz from around 7.30pm.
Get your parties, special events or offers on drinks in Balloon Chasers every week. It’s Free, so what have you got to lose?
Send information to submissions@awolonline.net passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p11) say cheese guesthouse/restaurant, Amuaysin Road; Live Jazz every Monday 7 - 10.30pm Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one 15th September). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. the admiral bar & grill, Damnoernkasem Road; Every month The Comedy Club - contact venue for details and tickets the fat cat, Naresdamri Road; Live Jazz every day (except Sunday) from 7 to 9 pm. Old songs played on cornet and double bass, plus special jazz food menu. TK Roadhouse, Khao Takiab; Monthly Pub Quiz; Pie & A Beer 150 THB special during the football. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) urban fuzion, Soi 61; Happy hour every day 3 to 8pm; Beer Buckets - 5 local beers 350 baht; Daily specials. British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant Coco Beach Club, Naresdamri Road (reservations, call 032 908080 after 4.30pm) Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds
KOM HOM Bar & Restaurant Soi 94 Thai & European Food
Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week
HUA HIN GOLF Butterfly Rock Golf society
RESULTS 21st September 2015 Lake View CD Stableford 15 entered 1st Lars Faerch 36 pts (16) 2nd Paul Badenoch-Jones 33 pts (10) 3rd Gary Engleman 33 pts (16) 4th Michael Snakebite 32 pts (06) 16th September 2015 Springfield AB Stableford 9 entered 1st Andrew Reid 38 pts (13) 2nd Michael Edwards 35 pts (05) 3rd Gary Holmes 30 pts (13) 4th Nigel Guest 30 pts (13) Fixtures 28th September 2015 Lakeview A&B Stableford 30th September 2015 Palm Hills Russian Roulette (Two Man Teams) cha am golf club
Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES 31st October Springfield CGC Charity Tournament
Hua Hin Golf Society
Results 22nd September 2015 Black Mountain Stableford 36 entered A group: 1st Kieron Bose 40 pts (11) 2nd Peter Adams 39 pts (13) 3rd Michael Edwards 39 pts (06) 4th Nigel Guest 37 pts (13) B group: 1st Jean-Claude Neumann 43 pts (33) 2nd Richard Heath 41 pts (21) 3rd Bjorn Byman 38 pts (22) 4th Ben Amelsvoort 35 pts (17) 18th September 2015 Palm Hills Stableford 17 entered 1st ‘Mod’ Rea 36 pts (18) 2nd Chris Stewart 33 pts (28) 3rd Tip Gouldby 33 pts (10) 4th Darren Sellars 32 pts (10)
Please contact Robin on robinaston@hotmail. com if you are interested in playing. 18th September 2015 No results available lake view members club
Results 18th September 2015 Stableford AB Course 1st Doug East (10) 39pts 2nd Andrew Dickson (6) 36pts 3rd Mike O’Brien (15) 33pts 21st September 2015 Stableford AB Course 1st Mike O’Brien (15) 35pts 2nd Doug East (10) 34pts 3rd Ian Daniels (10) 34pts FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday
fixtures
29th September 2015 Sea Pines Stableford 2nd October 2015 Lake View A/B 4 BBB Stableford robin’s roll up
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath and Nigel Guest for results.
cryptic crossword
The solution to last week’s puzzle is on page 14
Across 1 Young women very taken by old governor (4) 3 It contains less, really (10) 9 Split last of college grant between son and daughter (7) 11 Thus musical instrument’s right for one singer (7) 12 Bargees in stormy water (6,3) 13 Women turn bottles round, initially (5) 14 Bachelor moved to Lyme Regis to find romance (3-5-4) 18 Publicity vehicle secures promotions (12) 21 That which is intended to disappoint one of us? (5) 22 Unloved city that is right to be more rough (9) 24 Conservative’s welcome, but not for a drink (7) 25 Brief offered to criminal in a hanging (7) 26 Where Frenchman takes girlfriend occasionally? (4-1-5) 27 English footballers (4)
Join the AWOL forum
Down 1 Animal starts to bring up shabby mongrel (4,4) 2 Governors vociferously refusing foul treatment (8) 4 Some go through a despair here (5) 5 Clings to a fanciful past? (9) 6 Light shower that’s still relevant? (8,5) 7 One has to run in it, but not just now (2,1,3) 8 Shooting’s good - worth being shot (6) 10 Attorney supporting man after deadline changes for novel (6,7) 15 Buyer’s first attraction when after marriage, say? (4,5) 16 A girl seduced by country, one opposed to hatred (4-4) 17 Split up and set off on ramble (8) 19 Daredevil has almost done better (6) 20 Never agree to decorate cake (2,4) 23 Suffer, no thanks to 25 perhaps (5)
19
KOM HOM Bar & Restaurant Soi 94 Visit www.awolonline.net Thai & European Food
hua hin khao takiab super Pool League
Hua Hin Pool Billiard League
results Week 13 18th September 2015 Clansmen (19) 7 - 1 (2) Maria Bar 2 Coopers Beer Grdn (8) 3 - 5 (16) Lucky Shot A Johnnie’s 56 v TK Roadhouse n/a Kom Hom (15) 6 - 2 (8) Infinity Bar Lucky Shot B v Pa’s Beer Garden n/a Maria Bar 1 (17) 6 - 2 (12) Squealing Pig Master Cues v Jaew Bar n/a Sunset B’vard (20) 8 - 0 (6) Hua Hin Miss You
results Week 14 17th September 2015 Bobby’s Birds 15 - 5 Sasa Bar JJ Sport Bar 12 - 8 Exotic Bar Lanla Bar 10 - 10 Muan Bar 2 Maria Bar 17 - 3 The Kiss Muan Bar 1 12 - 8 Anytime Bar TK Roadhouse 16 - 4 Drink & Shelter The Dream 6 - 14 Bobby’s Boys Vinyl an Rose 6 - 14 Mucky Duck
League Table
Fixtures Week 16 1st October 2015 Anytime Bar v Maria Bar Bobby’s Boys v JJ Sport Bar Drink & Shelter v Sasa Bar Exotic Bar v Lanla Bar Muan Bar 2 v Bobby’s Birds The Dream v Mucky Duck The Kiss v TK Roadhouse Vinyl an Rose v Muan Bar 1
Team Clansmen Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot A Kom Hom Infinity Bar Maria Bar 2 Squealing Pig Lucky Shot B TK Roadhouse Master Cues Sunset B’vard HHin Miss You Johnnie’s 56 Coopers Br Gdn Pa’s Beer Grden Jaew Bar
20
P 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 12 12 12 13 13 12 13 12 12
W 13 11 10 8 9 7 6 6 4 3 2 3 2 2 1 0
D L +/0 0 66 1 1 48 1 2 38 2 3 24 0 4 22 1 5 20 2 5 10 2 4 6 3 5 0 2 7 -14 4 7 -24 2 8 -32 2 8 -20 1 10 -52 2 9 -46 3 9 -46
fixtures Week 14 25th September 2015 Hua Hin Miss You v TK Roadhouse Infinity Bar v Sunset Boulevard Jaew Bar v Lucky Shot B Kom Hom v Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot A v Johnnie’s 56 Maria Bar 2 v Master Cues Pa’s Beer Garden v Clansmen Squealing Pig v Coopers Beer Garden Week 15 2nd October 2015 Clansmen v Hua Hin Miss You Coopers Beer Garden v Jaew Bar Johnnie’s 56 v Pa’s Beer Garden Lucky Shot B v Infinity Bar Maria Bar 2 v TK Roadhouse Master Cues v Maria Bar 1 Squealing Pig v Kom Hom Sunset Boulevard v Lucky Shot A
Pts 26 23 21 18 18 15 14 14 11 8 8 8 6 5 4 3
P 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 12 13 13 14 14
W 14 11 10 10 9 6 7 7 8 5 4 4 2 4 0 1
L 0 2 2 3 3 8 6 7 6 9 9 7 8 7 12 13
Hua Hin’s only pool bar with FOUR 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin
Hua Hin Khao Takiab Cool POOL LEAGUE
results Week 13 18th September 2015 Exotic Bar v Maria n/a JNB v The Connection n/a Jungle Juice v JJ Sport Bar n/a Muan v Somatch 3D n/a Vinyl an Rose Bar v Mucky Duck n/a
League Table Team Maria Bar Lanla Bar Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Bobby’s Birds JJ Sport Bar Muan Bar 1 Vinyl an Rose Bobby’s Boys The Kiss Exotic Bar Sasa Bar Drink & Shelter Anytime Bar The Dream
LUCKY SHOT BAR
+/128 98 84 64 36 -8 -10 -12 -16 -20 -42 -30 -50 -52 -82 -88
Pts 204 189 182 172 158 136 135 134 132 130 119 105 105 104 99 96
FIXTURES Week 14 25th September 2015 JJ Sport Bar v JNB Mucky Duck v Maria Somatch 3D v Exotic Bar The Connection v Muan Vinyl an Rose Bar v Jungle Juice Week 15 2nd October 2015 Exotic Bar v The Connection JNB v Vinyl an Rose Bar Jungle Juice v Mucky Duck Maria v Somatch 3D Muan v JJ Sport Bar League tablE Team Exotic Bar Maria Mucky Duck The Connection Muan Vinyl an Rose JNB Somatch 3D Jungle Juice JJ Sport Bar
Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds
P W D L +/- Pts 12 11 0 1 104 202 12 9 0 3 70 185 12 7 0 5 12 156 12 6 0 6 8 154 12 6 0 6 -2 149 12 4 0 8 -28 136 12 5 0 7 -30 135 12 4 0 8 -38 131 12 5 0 7 -44 128 12 3 0 9 -52 124
Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week
hua hin/khao takiab Fun Pool League
results Week 5 23rd September 2015 Aussie Bar v Mucky Duck n/a Beach Hut Bar 11 - 9 Bobby’s Beauties Bobby’s Bangers 12 - 8 Casanova’s Cooper’s Beer Gdn 10 - 10 The Squealing Pig Dara’s Bar 11 - 9 Master Cues Jaew Bar 5 - 15 Saloon Bar 80 Kom Hom Bar 4 - 16 Maria’s Bar Muan Bar 16 - 4 White House Bar Pat’s Place 7 - 13 Clansman Pit’s Cafe 10 - 10 TK Roadhouse Sunset Boulevard 13 - 7 The Bridge League Table Team Maria’s Bar Clansman Pit’s Cafe Sunset B’vard TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Saloon Bar 80 Muan Bar Squealing Pig Beach Hut Bar Kom Hom Bar Master Cues Aussie Bar Bobby’s Bangers Dara’s Bar White House Coopers Br Gdn The Bridge Bobby’s B’ties Jaew Bar Casanova’s Pat’s Place
P W D 5 5 0 5 5 0 5 3 2 5 4 0 5 3 1 4 2 2 5 3 0 5 3 0 5 2 1 5 2 1 5 2 1 5 2 0 4 2 0 5 2 0
L 0 0 0 1 1 0 2 2 2 2 2 3 2 3
+/- Pts 48 10 46 10 14 8 14 8 20 7 18 6 16 6 14 6 8 5 -10 5 -18 5 6 4 -2 4 -10 4
5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
2 3 2 3 3 4 5 5
-12 -12 -14 -20 -12 -26 -30 -38
1 2 1 2 1 0 0 0
2 0 2 0 1 1 0 0
4 4 4 4 3 1 0 0
hua hin/khao takiab ladies Pool League
results Week 2 21st September 2015 Bar 80 Saloon 4 - 14 Bobby’s Birds JNB Bar 10 - 8 Sunset Boulevard Kom Hom 9 - 9 Dara Bar Muan Bar 12 - 6 Sa Sa Bar TK Roadhouse 11 - 7 Anytime Bar The Clansmen 13 - 5 Pit’s Cafe The Squealing Pig 12 - 6 The Connection Waring Bar 12 - 6 Jaew Bar League Table Team The Clansmen Bobby’s Birds Squealing Pig Muan Bar Waring Bar JNB Bar TK Roadhouse Jaew Bar The Connection Pit’s Cafe Kom Hom Dara Bar Sunset B’vard Sa Sa Bar Bar 80 Saloon Anytime Bar
P W D 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 0 1 2 0 1 2 0 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 2 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 2 2 2 2
+/- Pts 20 4 14 4 14 4 8 4 8 4 0 2 0 2 -4 2 -4 2 -6 2 -2 1 -8 1 -4 0 -8 0 -12 0 -16 0
Fixtures Week 3 28th September 2015 Anytime Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Bobby’s Birds v The Squealing Pig Dara Bar v Waring Bar Jaew Bar v Muan Bar Pit’s Cafe v TK Roadhouse Sa Sa Bar v Sunset Boulevard The Clansmen v JNB Bar The Connection v Kom Hom
Fixtures Week 6 30th September 2015 Bobby’s Beauties v Kom Hom Bar Casanova’s v Beach Hut Bar Clansman v Jaew Bar Maria’s Bar v Master Cues Mucky Duck v Dara’s Bar Saloon Bar 80 v Pit’s Cafe Sunset Boulevard v Pat’s Place The Bridge v Cooper’s Beer Garden The Squealing Pig v Bobby’s Bangers TK Roadhouse v Muan Bar White House Bar v Aussie Bar
Join the AWOL forum
thursday friendly Pool League
results Week 17 17th September 2015 Bar 80 Saloon 16 - 4 Hua Hin Bar Casanova’s 9 - 11 Dara Bar Clansmen 18 - 2 Coopers Beer Garden Monica’s Bar 10 - 10 Komhom Bar Pit’s Cafe 10 - 10 Jaew Bar Squealing Pig 15 - 5 MasterCues Bar Fixtures Week 19 1st October 2015 Bar 80 Saloon v Komhom Bar Casanova’s v Jaew Bar Clansmen v Hua Hin Bar Coopers Beer Garden v Dara Bar Pit’s Cafe v MasterCues Bar Squealing Pig v Monica’s Bar League Table Team Clansmen Pit’s Cafe Komhom Bar Bar 80 Saloon Squealing Pig Monica’s Bar Dara Bar Coopers Br Gdn Jaew Bar Hua Hin Bar MasterCues Casanova’s
P 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17
W 17 12 11 8 8 9 6 6 6 5 4 1
D 0 2 1 4 2 1 2 1 1 1 1 2
L 0 3 5 5 7 7 9 10 10 11 12 14
+/154 48 38 20 20 14 -18 -30 -38 -48 -58 -102
Pts 281 220 212 200 198 196 175 168 164 157 150 123
HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE
The end of season party and presentations was held at Jungle Juice on Wednesday 23rd September, and trophies awarded to the teams that finished first, second and third, pictured below and left (Pink Panther, Buckleys and Jungle Juice B). The new season will start on Wednesday 7th October and the fixtures will hopefully be in next week’s issue.
21
Visit www.awolonline.net
hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!
The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www. h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 26th September 2015 @ 4:00 pm Cha-Am H3 Run #266 Location: East of Bypass on Soi 3 near 12 km marker Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ KERkBvygcaD2 GPS Coordinates: N 12.705103, E 99.924065 (N 12 42.306, E 99 55.444) Directions: https://goo.gl/maps/YdQByjD2nCP2 (Route 1001) Make your way on the Phet Kasem Road to Springfield Road (Route 1001). Head west to the bypass and turn LEFT. Head south for 1 km and turn LEFT (Soi 3) and continue a further 1.7 km to Hash site Hares: Onefer & Hollowlegs Hash Taxes: 100 Baht (Children under 8 FREE, under 18 50 Baht) covers Run Fee, Crips, Water and soft drinks. BYO Beer or purchase Leo at 50 Baht per can
hua hin city F.C
results 20th September 2015 Hua Hin City 2 - 1 Ratchaphruek
Darts supplies 087 155 7737 Brisal Dartboard now available!
10% OFF FOR DARTS LEAGUE PLAYERS
FIXTURES 26th September 2015 Thonburi City v Hua Hin City
HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE
Thai Division 2 Central & Western Region League Table TEAM Samut Sakhon Simork Thonburi City Hua Hin Krung Thonburi Raj Pracha J.W. Police Phetchaburi Pathum Thani Grakcu Tabfah Globlex TWD Ratchaphruek Nonthaburi
P 23 24 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23
W 16 14 15 12 11 10 8 6 5 4 4 5 3
D 4 9 3 6 6 6 6 7 6 8 6 3 4
L 3 1 5 5 6 7 9 10 12 11 13 15 16
GD +28 +24 +20 +17 +9 +9 −5 −9 −24 −10 −15 −17 −27
PTs 52 51 48 42 39 36 30 25 21 20 18 18 13
Hua Hin City Football Club is the local professional team for the area formed in 2011. They currently play their home matches at the Kai Tanarat Stadium in Pranburi, but a new stadium is being built in Khao Takiab, and should be finished this year.
results Cup Final 22nd September 2015 Blue Lagoon v Johnny’s 56 Won by Blue Lagoon League Table Team URS TREFF Blue Lagoon Jungle Juice Kom Hom Johnny’s 56 The Clansmen Robin’s Rest HHin Miss You 1 Mojo’s HHin Miss You 2
P 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17
W 15 14 13 12 7 7 4 4 3 2
D 0 0 1 1 3 2 0 0 1 0
L 2 3 3 4 7 8 13 13 13 15
+/- Pts 188 30 76 28 132 27 54 25 4 17 -30 16 -96 8 -100 8 -96 7 -132 4
fixtures Week 18 29th September 2015 Hua Hin Miss You 2 v Mojo’s Jungle Juice v URS TREFF CHA AM Kom Hom v Johnny’s 56 Robin’s Rest v Hua Hin Miss You 1 The Clansmen v Blue Lagoon
Under offer from
22
Bars / Pubs Telephone Bobby’s Bar 089 985 7473 Dizzy Dolphin 080 652 0531 Kom Hom 0852 664153 Lucky Shot 086 178 1550 Pa’s Beer Garden 085 425 1185 The Clansmen 092 787 4277 Property Telephone Hot Property 032 533 533 Lucky Real Estate 082 298 0500 RE/MAX Harmony 032 511 740 Sopha Land and Houses 083 324 0907
accommodation Telephone All Nations Guesthouse 032 512747 Victor Guesthouse 032 511564 sports & leisure Chill Chill Massage The Dartman Go Kart Hua Hin
Telephone 080 018 3996 087 155 7737 032 547 199
Services & other Telephone Fans, Lights & More 032 900 426 Legal Services Hua Hin 084 881 8396 Safe Storage 092 927 7207 Siam Consulting 032 512075 TSBA 087 034 0568
Restaurants/ Food Telephone All In Hua Hin 032 530067 British Breakfast Foods 087 155 7737 Buffalo Tavern 032 530087 Hua Hin Ham & Bacon 032 513144 La Terrasse 032 511393 Let’s Eat 082 248 0345 Passport Cafe 093 139 9655 Red Piano 032 900510 S & S Indian 081 455 5298
Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds
Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week
football news english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Team Man City Man Utd West Ham Leicester Arsenal Everton Swansea Crystal Palace Tottenham Watford Norwich West Brom Liverpool Bournemouth Chelsea Southampton Aston Villa Stoke Newcastle Sunderland
P 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6
GD 10 4 6 4 0 3 2 1 1 0 -1 -2 -3 -1 -3 -1 -3 -4 -6 -7
PTS 15 13 12 12 10 9 9 9 9 9 8 8 8 7 7 6 4 3 2 2
Featured Game
Saturday 26th September 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Tottenham v Man City 18:45 Both teams played quite well last week but with contrasting fortunes, and this will be an interesting test of both; will City bounce back with the hunger they have shown in the first few games, or will Tottenham kick on with more confidence? Spurs will have played a tougher and more recent game than City in their respective League Cup clashes, with City at Sunderland on the Tuesday, Spurs at home to Arsenal on Wednesday, and this may well be a key factor, as City’s squad is bigger and stronger than their hosts, enabling them to field a second string team that is stronger than most first teams in the Premier League. Realistically Spurs should be targeting the League Cup as a chance of silverware, and if they get the added bonus of knocking their arch rivals out on the way, in what will likely have been a tough match, we think this will leave them physically drained, and consequently we predict an away win for the league leaders.
Soi 102, Hua Hin (200m on right after railway)
fixtures
(all times Thailand) Saturday 26th September 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Tottenham v Man City 18:45 Leicester v Arsenal 21:00 Liverpool v Aston Villa 21:00 Man Utd v Sunderland 21:00 Southampton v Swansea 21:00 Stoke v Bournemouth 21:00 West Ham v Norwich 21:00 Newcastle v Chelsea 23:30 CHAMPIONSHIP Fulham v QPR 01:45 MK Dons v Derby 18:30 Birmingham v Rotherham 21:00 Bolton v Brighton 21:00 Brentford v Sheff Wed 21:00 Burnley v Reading 21:00 Cardiff v Charlton 21:00 Hull v Blackburn 21:00 Ipswich v Bristol City 21:00 Preston v Wolves 21:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Celtic v Hearts 21:00 Dundee v Ross County 21:00 Inverness CT v Aberdeen 21:00 Kilmarnock v Hamilton 21:00 Motherwell v Partick Thistle 21:00 St Johnstone v Dundee Utd 21:00 Sunday 27th September 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Watford v Crystal Palace 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Middlesbrough v Leeds 19:15 Tuesday 29th September 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE West Brom v Everton 02:00 Wednesday 30th September 2015 CHAMPIONSHIP Brentford v Birmingham 01:45 Fulham v Wolves 01:45
Join the AWOL forum
fantasy premier league
AWOL’s Fantasy Premier League is once again up and running, and anybody who had a team in it last season is automatically reentered when they sign in to the main game. New teams are welcome however, just register and log in to fantasy.premierleague. com then use the following code to join in the ‘Leagues’ section - 772199-190544. You can also go to our website at awolonline. net and click the ‘Fantasy Football - Click To Play’ box. Currently registered teams are below.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
Team Dunne’s Destroyers Wanderlust United AWOL Wanderers The Fluffy Bunnies Fadgernooyd Frankies 11 Mr ChaAming Buglebutts Hua Hin Utd Exquisite Sporting Mukdahan Red & Blue Bangers Eva Carneiro’s Boys Chasing Rainbows Portsmouth City FC FINGERSCLAYTON Waste of money Brainsick Dans Demons Lost Cafe Kebabs TA AC Stenhousemuir jambos hua hin Sammy Doo Racing Thailand Silkmen
GW 49 54 44 54 32 42 51 39 58 42 41 36 57 49 46 48 30 48 35 29 38 19 40 30
TOT 325 308 287 283 262 260 259 256 255 248 245 242 237 231 230 218 218 216 215 213 213 191 176 152
23
Visit www.awolonline.net
hey big spender
Nigerian businessman to buy Arsenal once they let him know their bank details But once he has that then both he and Arsenal england
A prominent Nigerian businessman has declared his intention to buy Arsenal football club. An email was received by several departments of the football club on Wednesday purportedly from Mr Aliko Dangote, Africa’s richest businessman, although, the email did spell his name with several ‘Z’s. It began by saying “Greeting my friends from Nigeria,” It went on to explain that he was actually a ‘man of very success,’ and how could bring ‘mutual joy’ to Arsenal football club by buying it for ‘one hundred billion dollars.’ However, according to the email, owing to banking regulations in Nigeria, Mr DangoZZte (sic) needs full details of Arsenal’s bank account, including passwords and memorable pet.
Above: A rare sighting of Arsenal Chairman Chips Keswick
will ‘be enjoying great, great excitement in the time.’ “Well, obviously it’s a tremendous offer,” said 194 year-old Chips Keswick, Chairman of Arsenal football club. “And I intend to give it the fullest consideration.” Manager Arsene Wenger was more cautious. “We shall have to wait and see,” said the Frenchman, over a plate of snails and ‘frites’. “On the one hand, one hundred million dollars could purchase many, many tiny, quick, midfielders.” “But on the other we have to assess the value in the market fully before committing and, to be frank, even with that sort of money, I will probably just choose to loan an injured Inuit left-back for half a season than buy any new players.”
24
Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds