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hua hin, THAILAND On Tuesday reports started coming in that something black was washing up on several parts of Hua Hin Beach, and this turned out to be oil, which was coating every piece of flotsam and jetsom washing up on the beach. Hua Hin mayor Nopporn Wuthikul then closed the beach and ordered local health and environmental officials to clean it up and collect samples for testing but at time of writing it was unknown how long this would take or when the beach would reopen. Hua Hin deputy mayor Pailin Kongphan said it was the first time oil had washed up on Hua Hin beach. The navy had been asked to track down the source, he said. The mayor said the hardest-hit areas were a stretch of about 10 kilometres from Khao Takiap to the Hua Hin fishing pier, and in front of the Klai Kangwon Palace. The major cleanup began at 9am on Wednesday morning, involving employees from the Hua Hin municipality, district office and civilian volunteers who scooped up blackened sand and oil-coated objects, disposing of them in black bags hauled away by garbage trucks. People are warned to stay away from the beach and sea until official notices are posted advising that the water quality has returned to normal. The oil slicks are diminishing as the days go by, but speculation is rife as to where they came from, with some internet forum users suggesting that they might be connected to the container vessel that sank on September 19th about eight nautical miles off Samut Prakan, killing four crewmen. Samples taken should reveal the source within about two weeks, said Surachai Sinprakorb, an official from the provincial energy office.
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CITY Weather High °C Amsterdam Partly sunny 11 Ankara Scattered clouds 9 Athens Partly sunny 18 Auckland Light rain 14 Beijing Clear 12 Berlin Cool 8 Buenos Aires Broken clouds 20 Cairo Partly sunny 24 Chicago Passing clouds 3 Copenhagen Partly sunny 9 Dubai Sunny hot 34 Dublin Partly sunny 10 Helsinki Passing clouds 7 Ho Chi Minh City Clear 33 Hong Kong Passing clouds 27 Islamabad Sunny warm 27 Jakarta Scattered clouds 30 Jerusalem Rain sunny 17 Johannesburg Passing clouds cool 16 Karachi Clear 33 Kuala Lumpur Broken clouds 31 London Partly sunny 14 Madrid Partly sunny 14 Manila Partly sunny 30 Mexico City Mostly cloudy 13 Moscow Passing clouds 1 Mumbai Scattered clouds hot 34 New Delhi Sunny 29 New York Mostly cloudy 18 Oslo Overcast cool 6 Paris Fog 10 Perth Clear 22 Phnom-Penh Clear 33 Rio De Janeiro Partly sunny 23 Riyadh Low level haze 32 Rome Scattered clouds 18 San Francisco Clear 15 Seoul Partly cloudy 10 Shanghai Light rain 14 Singapore Partly sunny 32 Stockholm Partly sunny cool 6 Sydney Passing clouds 18 Taibei/Taipei Passing clouds 27 Tokyo Partly sunny 18 Vancouver Mostly cloudy 11 Vientiane Clear 33 Yangon Broken clouds 33 Zurich Cool 9
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thailand weather (29-10-15) Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Aranyaprathet 33 °C 57% Clear Bangkok 31 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Bhumibol Dam 35 °C 49% Scattered Clds Bua Chum 34 °C 51% Partly Cloudy Chaiyaphum 33 °C 42% Haze Chanthaburi 31 °C 70% Rain Chiang Mai 32 °C 46% Scattered Clds Chiang Rai 29 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Chumphon 31 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Hat Yai 30 °C 66% Partly Cloudy Kam Paeng Phet 32 °C 59% Scattered Clds Kanchanaburi 33 °C 50% Scattered Clds Khanom 26 °C 94% Partly Cloudy Khlong Yai 31 °C 70% Rain Khon Kaen 33 °C 49% Scattered Clds Ko Lanta 31 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Ko Samui 26 °C 94% Partly Cloudy Ko Sichang 32 °C 59% Mostly Cloudy Krabi 31 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Laemchabang 32 °C 59% Mostly Cloudy Lampang 33 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Lamphun 32 °C 46% Scattered Clds Loei 33 °C 52% Scattered Clds Lop Buri 31 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Mae Hong Son 33 °C 43% Thunderstorm Mae Sariang 31 °C 57% Thunderstorm Mae Sot 31 °C 44% Mostly Cloudy Mukdahan 33 °C 49% Clear Nakhon Phanom 33 °C 49% Clear Nakhon Ratch. 34 °C 40% Haze Nakhon Sawan 34 °C 52% Haze Nakhon Si Tham. 30 °C 74% Partly Cloudy Nan 33 °C 38% Partly Cloudy
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... Run the gauntlet To go through a series of criticisms or harsh treatments at the hands of one’s detractors. Gauntlets are familiar to us today as the stout leather gloves used for gardening and the like. Mediaeval gauntlets were made of even sterner stuff. Gauntlets, or gantlettes, gauntelotes etc., formed part of suits of armour. They were usually covered with plates of steel and were as useful for attack as for defence. When a dispute arose involving a member of the English nobility who was wealthy enough to own his own armour then he (it was always a he) would literally ‘throw down the gauntlet’ as a challenge. That phrase is first recorded in Hall’s Chronicles of Richard III, 1548: “Makynge a proclamacion, that whosoeuer would saie that kynge Richard was not lawefully kynge, he woulde fighte with hym at the vtteraunce, and threwe downe his gauntlet.” Another ancient custom of British fighting men was a form of punishment in which the culprit was made to run stripped to the waist between two rows of men who whipped and beat him as he passed by. These beatings were extremely severe and the victims often died as a result - and many of those that didn’t may well have wished they had, as survivors were sometimes executed afterwards. This punishment is the source of the term ‘running the gauntlet’ and was used by both the British army and navy. It would be natural to assume that gauntlets were used in the beatings and that ‘running the gauntlet’ derived from that. In fact, that’s not the case and neither the punishment nor the phrase have anything to do with gauntlets, either military or horticultural. The name of the brutal punishment was originally ‘running the gantelope’. Gantlope is an Anglicized form of the Swedish word ‘gatlop’, or ‘gatu-lop’, which
refers to the gate of soldiers that the victim had to pass through. The Ist Earl of Shaftsbury recorded the phrase in his Diary, 1646: “Three were condemned to die, two to run the gantelope.” It didn’t take long for gantlope to migrate into ganlet, or gauntlet - possibly as a result of a simple muddle over the similar-sounding words or possibly because of the association with the use of gauntlets as weapons and with the antagonism implicit in ‘throwing down the gauntlet’. The earliest known record of the gantlet form of the phrase is in Joseph Glanvill’s The Vanity of Dogmatizing, 1661: “To print, is to run the gantlet, and to expose ones self to the tongues strapado.” The first use of the currently used ‘gauntlet’ spelling comes from the intriguingly named Increase Mather, in The History of King Philip’s War, 1676: “They stripped them naked, and caused them to run the Gauntlet.” Some writers, recognising that ‘gauntlet’ was used in error, continued to use the ‘gantelope’ version into the 18th and 19th centuries - well after the word was archaic and otherwise unused; for example, Henry Fielding in The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling , 1749: “Some said he ought to be tied neck and heels; others that he deserved to run the gantlope.” Any such attempts are now long abandoned and we are left with a ‘gauntlet’ phrase that has nothing to do with gauntlets. Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net
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Business HUA HIN LUXURY HOME FURNISHING BUSINESS FOR SALE. The business is located in a high foot traffic area and has excellent revenues and profits. The Showroom and offices have a low rental and a long lease. Asking price is 14 Million Baht. Contact Phil 0870340568 HUA HIN ITALIAN RESTAURANT FOR SALE. This profitable Business has many regular customers and also offers a delivery service. The business is located in a busy area and has additional outside seating available. The Business has a long lease and a low monthly rent. Asking Price is 2.9 Million Baht. Contact Phil 0870340568 HUA HIN LUXURY RESORT AND SPA FOR SALE. Facilities include a large swimming pool & Jacuzzi, Restaurant serving Thai and European Food, A cocktail bar, conference room, Gym and a Spa and massage. The resort is set on two Rai of freehold land. Asking Price is 95 Million Baht. Contact Phil 0870340568. Beautiful and clean bar for sale in Soi 80, Hua Hin. Property includes two bedrooms, two bathrooms and kitchen, while the bar area is well furnished with comfortable chairs and tables and a pool table.Selling for family reasons. Fifteen months remain on the current renewable lease, and the rent is 20,000 baht per month paid monthly. Price of 900,000 baht or near offer includes a Thai company. Please call 098 961 9290 or 092 789 0442 for more information or to view the bar. wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000
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property for Rent Two 3 storey townhouses to let next to The Dusit; need repairs hence bargain rental price (offers invited). Contact David 092 927 7207 furnished APARTMENT FOR RENT. VIP Condo, sea view, amenities (pool, gym etc.) 10,000 baht p.m. (min. 3 mths). Contact David 092 927 7207 TO LET 2-bed unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English). TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information
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Local Consular Representatives CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org
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and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas cultural differences Greetings from Beirut. OK a bit of an exaggeration, but at the moment the city centre of Hull seems on track to turn itself into a pretty good impression of a war zone. That’s the price we must pay for being chosen as City of Culture 2017, together with its’ award of 18 million pounds which is being used to improve our image in readiness for the event. So with unnatural zeal the City Council has set about digging everything up. Needless to say there are some mixed feelings amongst the locals. But although the city centres paved areas are certainly ready for a makeover, it is a recently revealed new logo which is dividing public opinion and causing the usual kind of ‘how much?’ and ‘load of ****’ reactions. Anyone wishing to risk going cross eyed can view the logo by searching online for ‘Hull City of Culture 2017 logo’. At least the logo diverted our attention a little from the state of the UK steel industry, which you have probably heard is not good. Like Thailand and rice, China apparently doesn’t know what to do with all it’s surplus cheap steel - while UK steel struggles, and fails against the lower, often subsidised steel prices of other countries. The situation wasn’t helped by the coincidental timing of a state visit to the UK by Chinas’ President. Aimed at strengthening our ties with the super power, there were strident calls for David Cameron to spoil the whole thing by raising the thorny issue of cheap Chinese steel in the midst of the state banquets and football matches. We tend to forget that the Chinese - apart from having provided the UK with some of our favourite takeaways - also contributed a great deal to our survival during the first World War, when hundreds of thousands of Chinese ONE FREE WINE WITH THIS AD (one time only until 23/11/2015)
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alfrescos, Sam Roi Yod; Every Sunday from 1pm until gone 99 baht Traditional Sunday Roast, good food with live music. Baan Silapin artist village, Pala U Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Free Bar B Que every Friday from 5pm. when spend 180 bt. Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht on drinks and get it free!.Now extended and available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Coopers Beer Garden, Soi 94; Knockout nine ball pool. Every Sunday at 7:15. Fun night guaranteed. deema restaurant, Soi 80; All Beers 45 baht all day every day. Open from 10.30 to midnight. Also parties arranged specially for you. Call Lena on 093 446 8233. dizzy dolphin, Soi Samorphong; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, large domestic beers 65 baht. Live band every Friday from 8pm. Dream Restaurant & Bar, Soi 88; Every Friday from 6pm Buffet featuring Swedish, Thai and European food, just 279 baht. Also have pizzas and kebabs. johnny’s 56, Soi Selekam/Poolsuk; Last Thursday every month fun pub quiz from around 7.30pm. Kom Hom, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 1st November) - call 085 294 1319 for details passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p11) say cheese guesthouse/restaurant, Amuaysin Road; Live Jazz every Monday 7 - 10.30pm Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home
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made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one 20th October). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. thaiwaii bar and restaurant, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week. the admiral bar & grill, Damnoernkasem Road; Every month The Comedy Club - contact venue for details and tickets the fat cat, Naresdamri Road; Live Jazz every day (except Sunday) from 7 to 9 pm. Old songs played on cornet and double bass, plus special jazz food menu. TK Roadhouse, Khao Takiab; Monthly Pub Quiz; Pie & A Beer 150 THB special during the football. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) urban fuzion, Soi 61; Happy hour every day 3 to 8pm; Beer Buckets - 5 local beers 350 baht; Daily specials. British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant Coco Beach Club, Naresdamri Road (reservations, call 032 908080 after 4.30pm) Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
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RESULTS 26th October 2015 Lake View AB 2 Man Betterball 9 entered 1st Peter Hayes, Mick Mace 45 pts 2nd Timo Ripatti, Michael Snakebite 43 pts 3rd Dave Sammels, Trevor Sherrington 42 pts 4th Peter Croxton, Richard Hooi 42 pts 21st October 2015 Majestic Creek A & B Stableford 16 entered 1st Peter Hayes 39 pts (11) 2nd Graham Horton 39 pts (14) 3rd Gerry Paget 36 pts (07) 4th Mark Simpson 35 pts (15) 19th October 2015 Lake View CD Bogey 6 entered 1st Andrew Satterley 4 down (15) 2nd Gary Engleman 5 down (16) 3rd Gerry Paget 5 down (07) 4th Richard Hooi 5 down (11) Fixtures 2nd November 2015 Lakeview C&D Monthly Medal 4th November 2015 Palm Hills Stableford
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Results 27th October 2015 Banyan Stableford 30 entered A group: 1st Vladimir Dorogoy 43 pts (11) 2nd Michael Edwards 40 pts (05) 3rd Ryan Wilkie 40 pts (06) 4th Darren Sellars 37 pts (10) B group: 1st Ian Strathearn 39 pts (17) 2nd Marjorie Sherlock 38 pts (34) 3rd Michael Sherlock 37 pts (20) 4th Chris Stewart 35 pts (28) 23rd October 2015 Springfield A + B Stableford 36 entered A group: 1st Ryan Wilkie 39 pts (06) 2nd Peter Bakker 37 pts (09) 3rd Huub Korver 34 pts (07) 4th Neung Chueanil 34 pts (07) B group: 1st John Hall 38 pts (20) 2nd John Rea 32 pts (30) 3rd Oon Heath 32 pts (16) 4th Chris Stewart 32 pts (28) fixtures
3rd November 2015 Palm Hills Pairs, Team comp. 6th November 2015 Lake View. A/B Match play. 1st round the Plate. 2nd round The Shield
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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath and Nigel Guest for results. Please contact Robin on robinaston@hotmail. com if you are interested in playing. 23rd October 2015 No results available lake view members club
Results 23rd October 2015 Stableford CD Course 1st Doug East (12) 35pts 2nd Peter Tucker (11) 34 pts 3rd Mike Knight (33) pts 26th October 2015 Stableford AB Course 1st Steve O’Brien (12) 37pts 2nd Mike Knight (13) 33 pts 3rd Mike Lord (11) 33pts FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday cha am golf club
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results Week 18 23rd October 2015 Clansmen (17) 6 - 2 (10) Infinity Bar Coopers Br Gdn (11) 2 - 6 (16) Master Cues HHin Miss You (15) 5 - 3 (11) Pa’s Beer Grdn Johnnie’s 56 (17) 7 - 1 (7) Jaew Bar Lucky Shot B (11) 2 - 6 (17) Maria Bar 1 Maria Bar 2 (16) 6 - 2 (9) Kom Hom Sunset B’vard (11) 3 - 5 (16) Squealing Pig TK Roadhouse (12) 4 - 4 (12) Lucky Shot A
results Week 19 22nd October 2015 Bobby’s Birds v Anytime Bar n/a Drink & Shelter v The Kiss n/a JJ Sport Bar v Muan Bar 1 n/a Lanla Bar v Vinyl an Rose n/a Maria Bar v The Dream n/a Mucky Duck v Muan Bar 2 n/a Sasa Bar v Exotic Bar n/a TK Roadhouse v Bobby’s Boys n/a
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Fixtures Week 21 5th November 2015 Bobby’s Birds v Vinyl an Rose Drink & Shelter v Anytime Bar Lanla Bar v Muan Bar 1 Maria Bar v JJ Sport Bar Muan Bar 2 v Exotic Bar Mucky Duck v The Kiss Sasa Bar v Bobby’s Boys TK Roadhouse v The Dream
Team Clansmen Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot A Kom Hom Infinity Bar Maria Bar 2 Squealing Pig TK Roadhouse Lucky Shot B Sunset B’vard HHin Miss You Johnnie’s 56 Master Cues Coopers Br Gdn Jaew Bar Pa’s Beer Grden
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W 16 15 14 12 12 11 10 7 8 5 5 4 4 2 0 1
D 0 1 2 2 0 1 2 5 2 4 2 3 3 2 5 2
L 2 2 2 4 6 6 6 6 8 9 11 11 11 14 13 15
+/78 60 54 38 26 34 22 6 0 -16 -42 -20 -32 -70 -68 -70
fixtures Week 19 30th October 2015 Infinity Bar v TK Roadhouse Jaew Bar v Clansmen Kom Hom v Coopers Beer Garden Lucky Shot A v Hua Hin Miss You Maria Bar 1 v Sunset Boulevard Master Cues v Lucky Shot B Pa’s Beer Garden v Maria Bar 2 Squealing Pig v Johnnie’s 56 Week 20 6th November 2015 Clansmen v Squealing Pig Hua Hin Miss You v Infinity Bar Johnnie’s 56 v Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot B v Kom Hom Maria Bar 2 v Coopers Beer Garden Pa’s Beer Garden v Lucky Shot A Sunset Boulevard v Master Cues TK Roadhouse v Jaew Bar
Pts 32 31 30 26 24 23 22 19 18 14 12 11 11 6 5 4
P 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 17 18 18 18 16 17 17 18 17
W 18 15 14 13 13 10 7 8 8 5 4 5 6 3 0 1
L 0 2 2 4 3 7 11 6 9 11 13 10 9 11 16 16
+/160 126 116 78 70 -6 -16 2 -18 -38 -66 -34 -62 -62 -128 -122
Hua Hin’s only pool bar with FOUR 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin
Hua Hin Khao Takiab Cool POOL LEAGUE
results Week 18 23rd October 2015 JJ Sport Bar 10 - 15 Somatch 3D JNB 7 - 18 Muan Jungle Juice 8 - 17 Exotic Bar Mucky Duck 10 - 15 The Connection Vinyl an Rose Bar 7 - 18 Maria
League Table Team Maria Bar Lanla Bar Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Vinyl an Rose Bobby’s Birds JJ Sport Bar Muan Bar 1 Bobby’s Boys The Kiss Exotic Bar Drink & Shelter Sasa Bar Anytime Bar The Dream
LUCKY SHOT BAR
Pts 260 243 238 219 215 177 172 171 171 161 147 143 139 139 116 109
FIXTURES The season is over. Congratulations to Exotic Bar on winning the league. Details of the new season will appear here when available. League tablE Team Exotic Bar Maria Muan The Connection Mucky Duck JNB Somatch 3D Jungle Juice Vinyl an Rose JJ Sport Bar
P 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18
W 16 12 11 11 9 9 7 6 5 4
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 2 6 7 7 9 9 11 12 13 14
+/128 82 32 32 16 -16 -48 -66 -74 -86
Pts 289 266 241 241 233 217 201 192 188 182
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results Week 10 28th October 2015 Bar 80 Saloon 11 - 9 White House Bar Bobby’s Bangers 8 - 12 Pit’s Cafe Casanova’s v Bobby’s Beauties n/a Clansman 13 - 7 Mucky Duck Cooper’s Beer Garden 5 - 15 Muan Bar Jaew Bar 7 - 13 Beach Hut Bar Pat’s Place 8 - 12 Kom Hom Bar Sunset Boulevard 10 - 10 Aussie Bar TK Roadhouse 8 - 12 Dara’s Bar The Bridge 8 - 12 Master Cues The Squealing Pig 11 - 9 Maria’s Bar League Table Team Clansman Maria’s Bar Bar 80 Saloon TK Roadhouse Sunset B’vard Squealing Pig Beach Hut Bar Kom Hom Bar Mucky Duck Pit’s Cafe Muan Bar Master Cues Coopers Br Gdn The Bridge Bobby’s B’ties Dara’s Bar Aussie Bar Bobby’s Bngers White House Jaew Bar Pat’s Place Casanova’s
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W 9 9 8 7 7 7 6 6 5 5 5 4 3 4 3 2 3 3 2 0 0 0
D L +/- Pts 1 0 78 19 0 1 90 18 0 2 36 16 1 2 40 15 1 2 26 15 1 2 26 15 1 3 12 13 1 3 0 13 2 3 26 12 2 3 8 12 1 4 18 11 0 6 -4 8 2 5 -22 8 0 6 -24 8 1 5 -14 7 3 5 -24 7 1 6 -28 7 0 6 -22 6 1 7 -32 5 1 8 -58 1 0 10 -66 0 0 9 -66 0
Fixtures Week 11 4th November 2015 Aussie Bar v Cooper’s Beer Garden Beach Hut Bar v Pit’s Cafe Bobby’s Beauties v The Squealing Pig Dara’s Bar v Casanova’s Kom Hom Bar v Jaew Bar Maria’s Bar v The Bridge Master Cues v Pat’s Place Muan Bar v Bobby’s Bangers Mucky Duck v Sunset Boulevard TK Roadhouse v Bar 80 Saloon White House Bar v Clansman
hua hin/khao takiab ladies Pool League
results Week 7 26th October 2015 Anytime Bar 1 - 17 Muan Bar Bar 80 Saloon 4 - 14 JNB Bar Bobby’s Birds 8 - 10 Sunset Boulevard Dara Bar 9 - 9 Jaew Bar Pit’s Cafe 6 - 12 Waring Bar TK Roadhouse 1 - 17 The Squealing Pig The Clansmen 13 - 5 Kom Hom The Connection v Sa Sa Bar n/a Fixtures Week 8 2nd November 2015 Jaew Bar v The Connection JNB Bar v Dara Bar Kom Hom v TK Roadhouse Muan Bar v Pit’s Cafe Sa Sa Bar v Bobby’s Birds Sunset Boulevard v Anytime Bar The Squealing Pig v Bar 80 Saloon Waring Bar v The Clansmen
League Table Team Squealing Pig Muan Bar Waring Bar TK Roadhouse JNB Bar The Clansmen Sunset B’vard Bobby’s Birds Jaew Bar Dara Bar Pit’s Cafe Bar 80 Saloon Kom Hom Sa Sa Bar The Connection Anytime Bar
P W D 7 7 0 7 6 0 7 5 1 7 4 1 7 4 0 7 3 1 7 2 2 6 3 0 6 2 2 7 1 3 7 2 1 7 2 1 6 1 2 5 2 0 6 1 2 7 0 0
L 0 1 1 2 3 3 3 3 2 3 4 4 3 3 3 7
+/- Pts 60 14 50 12 16 11 10 9 4 8 14 7 0 6 -2 6 -12 6 -12 5 -16 5 -32 5 -2 4 -6 4 -12 4 -60 0
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results Week 3 28th October 2015 Jungle Juice B v Tiger Bar n/a JW Black 11 - 8 Jungle Juice A King Bar A 12 - 7 Pink Panther Clouseau Limelight 11 - 8 JW Red Pink Panther Cato 10 - 9 All Nations GH N & G - No game Fixtures Week 4 4th November 2015 All Nations GH v N & G Jungle Juice A v Pink Panther Cato JW Red v Jungle Juice B Pink Panther Clouseau v Limelight Tiger Bar v JW Black King Bar A - No game
League Table Team Pink Panther Cato All Nations GH King Bar A Jungle Juice B JW Red Tiger Bar JW Black Limelight P Pnther Clouseau Jungle Juice A N&G
P W L 2 2 0 3 2 1 3 2 1 2 2 0 3 1 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 2 1 1 3 1 2 3 0 3 2 0 2
+/8 7 7 4 5 3 2 2 -3 -13 -22
Pts 4 4 4 4 2 2 2 2 2 0 0
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results Week 22 22nd October 2015 Hua Hin Bar 5 - 15 Squealing Pig Jaew Bar 7 - 13 Dara Bar Komhom Bar 15 - 5 Coopers Beer Garden MasterCues Bar 8 - 12 Clansmen Monica’s Bar 14 - 6 Casanova’s Pit’s Cafe 13 - 7 Bar 80 Saloon Fixtures The season is over. Congratulations to The Clansmen on winning the league. New season details will appear here when available.
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P 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22
W 22 15 14 13 11 10 8 8 7 6 4 3
D 0 2 1 1 4 3 2 2 1 2 1 3
L 0 5 7 8 7 9 12 12 14 14 17 16
+/190 56 44 32 28 24 -16 -38 -66 -68 -84 -102
Pts 359 280 271 263 260 255 230 219 202 200 187 178
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hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!
The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www. h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 31st October 2015 @4 pm Hua Hin H3 Run #318 Halloween – Fancy Dress Location: East off of Route 2004 Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/5CM0t GPS Coordinates: N 12.532500, E 99.916944 (N 12 31.950, E 99 55.017) From Hua Hin or Cha-Am: Google Map link https://goo.gl/maps/p3Mbt Make your way to the Pala-u Road (Route 3218) and head out of town until you reach the 7 km marker and then exit LEFT onto route 2004 (HHH sign). Continue for 3.3 km to cross roads and turn LEFT (HHH sign) Continue for 1.1 k and keep RIGHT t T junction and continue on new road for further 1.0 km and then turn LEFT after l km and drive to Hash site Hares: Tinks & Golden Delicious HASH TAX: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free). Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.
HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE
results 27th October 2015 Team Cup Knock Out Cup Preliminary Round The Clansman V Robins Rest n/a Urs Treff V Blue Lagoon 2 n/a Mickey Mouse Cup Hua Hin Miss U V Blue Lagoon 1 n/a Jungle Juice V Mojo n/a Fixtures Week 1 3rd November 2015 Blue Lagoon 2 v Urs Treff CHA AM Hua Hin Miss You v The Clansmen Johnny’s 56 v Robin’s Rest Jungle Juice v Mojo’s Kom Hom v Blue Lagoon 1
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AN APOLOGY
The story we ran in our issue of 16th October 2015 regarding the new Post Office stated that it was now open, and while this is indeed the case, we have only recently been informed by one of our readers that it is only open for parcel collections and nothing else, and all other services must be conducted at the temporary post office in the Pure Plaza on Phetkasem Road a couple of hundred metres north of the traffic lights at Chomsin Road (Soi 70/55). We apologise for any inconvenience this has caused, but when we checked with the new office before running the story, we were told that it was fully functional. At the present time we do not know when the other services will be available at the new office but any parcel collections must be done there.
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Services & other Telephone Boonthavorn 032 522 555 Legal Services Hua Hin 084 881 8396 Safe Storage 092 927 7207 Siam Consulting 032 512 075 TSBA 087 034 0568
accommodation Telephone All Nations Guesthouse 032 512 747 Victor Guesthouse 032 511 564 Restaurants/ Food Telephone All In Hua Hin 032 530 067 British Breakfast Foods 087 155 7737 Buffalo Tavern 032 530 087 Hua Hin Ham & Bacon 032 513 144 La Terrasse 032 511 393 Let’s Eat 082 248 0345 Nichchapha 092 998 1910 Nit’s Kitchen 081 820 2309 Passport Cafe 093 139 9655 Red Piano 032 900 510
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(all times Thailand) Saturday 31st October 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Chelsea v Liverpool 19:45 Crystal Palace v Man Utd 22:00 Man City v Norwich 22:00 Newcastle v Stoke 22:00 Swansea v Arsenal 22:00 Watford v West Ham 22:00 West Brom v Leicester 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Brentford v QPR 02:45 Birmingham v Wolves 19:30 Bristol City v Fulham 22:00 Burnley v Huddersfield 22:00 Derby v Rotherham 22:00 Ipswich v Cardiff 22:00 Middlesbrough v Charlton 22:00 MK Dons v Hull 22:00 Reading v Brighton 22:00 Sheff Wed v Nottm Forest 22:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Celtic v Aberdeen 19:30 Dundee Utd v Ross County 22:00 Hamilton v St Johnstone 22:00 Inverness CT v Dundee 22:00 Kilmarnock v Motherwell 22:00 Partick Thistle v Hearts 22:00 Sunday 1st November 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Everton v Sunderland 20:30 Southampton v Bournemouth 23:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Preston v Bolton 01:00 Tuesday 3rd November 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Tottenham v Aston Villa 03:00 Wednesday 4th November 2015 CHAMPIONSHIP Birmingham v Blackburn 02:45 Brentford v Hull 02:45 Bristol City v Wolves 02:45 Burnley v Fulham 02:45 Derby v QPR 02:45 Ipswich v Bolton 02:45 Leeds v Cardiff 02:45 Middlesbrough v Rotherham 02:45 MK Dons v Charlton 02:45 Preston v Nottm Forest 02:45 Sheff Wed v Brighton 02:45 Reading v Huddersfield 03:00
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GD 16 10 9 7 3 8 1 3 -2 -3 0 0 -2 -3 -4 -7 -10 -8 -10 -8
PTS 22 22 20 20 19 17 15 14 14 14 13 13 13 12 11 9 8 6 6 4
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GW 35 47
TOT 521 498
34 45 52 29 39 35 46 34 40 61 35 35 53 35 55 42 49 66 44 30 38 30
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never again please! Manchester derby to replace water-boarding as most extreme form of torture england Torturers around the world hailed yesterday’s Manchester derby as a new, incredibly powerful weapon in their arsenal. “Previously, water-boarding and battering the soles of feet have been considered the worst tortures that we can perform,” said Simon Williams, retired torturer for the Tony Blair regime. “But that Manchester derby? Normal human beings are simply not able to endure that sort of thing. I think fifteen minutes of that would crack anyone.” The Manchester derby played out on Sunday and was so crushingly boring that Match of the Day pundit Jermaine Jenas broke down in tears midway through the second half. “It was a harrowing, awful ninety minutes,” he said, his voice calm, but his eyes betraying the appalling nature of what he’d witnessed. “The highlight was when a pigeon flew over
the stadium.” “No one should ever have to sit through that again, it was inhumane.” The United Nations is already preparing to step in to try and prevent videos of the match getting into the hands of nations who regularly use torture such as North Korea, Syria and the USA. “I think we can all accept that a little light water-boarding is acceptable to prevent an atrocity,” said UN Representative Gillian Bird “But to make someone sit through a full replay of the Manchester derby? It would be a crime against humanity.” Above: Manchester United defender Phil Jones found playing in the match so distressing that he confessed to several unsolved crimes from the 1970’s
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