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hua hin, THAILAND After the disastrous last minute cancellation of this year’s Jazz Festival, originally scheduled for June, then July, then confirmed as 8th August but being pulled for no obvious reason at very short notice, it has now been announced that it will take place on Saturday 28th November at the Wave Beach Club at the Hyatt Regency. The five acts announced will begin at 5pm and are scheduled to run to 10pm, with an all Asian line up bar one, as follows: 5 - 6 pm Neung Jakkawai (Thailand) 6 - 7 pm Jerry Byrd Quartet (USA) 7 - 8 pm Pom, Jirapan, Eddie and Somchai (Thailand) 8 - 9 pm Jeremy Monteiro (Singapore) 9 - 10 pm ETC (Thailand) As far as we can ascertain there is free admission, as is normally the case, but very few other details are available. What little promotion that has been carried out for the event has been in Thai. As regular readers will know, AWOL has always been very supportive of both the concept and promotion of the Jazz Festival, because when it first began in 2001 it was a truly great event, taking over the whole town and drawing thousands for the weekend. It remained this way for a few years but has rapidly declined and was not even staged in 2012, and has been reduced to a one evening event in recent years, with no fixed abode or even time of year when it will take place. We hope that this year’s concert will succeed, and we are sure it will be very enjoyable, but it has long since ceased to earn the epithet ‘festival’ in our eyes; let us hope that new life can be breathed into this formerly brilliant annual spectacle.
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REMEMBRANCE DAY AT DIZZY DOLPHIN Last Wednesday 11th November, around 50 people gathered (some of the attendees shown below right) at the Dizzy Dolphin in Samorphrong, to show their respects to the fallen heroes of the First, Second and other wars since. The Ode Of Rememberance was read by Tom Cropper, joint organiser, and this was followed by a two minutes silence at 11am, the Last Post, and then a toast by Ted. The Guest of Honour was then introduced, a remarkable man from a remarkable family of servicemen; Gordon McKeegan (pictured below left, on the right, next to Tom, Ted and Steve) is now 92 and has lived in Hua Hin for the last 14 years, volunteered at the age of 17, and rose to Colour Sergeant in the Guards Independent Company (Grenadier Guards). He is one of six Liverpool brothers, all Guardsmen, three of whom helped to form the 1st Parachute Regiment and among the first forty to be enrolled. This became the 2nd SAS Commando. Four of them were in the Parachute Regiment, two were captured at Arnhem, and fought in the Western Desert. Gordon fought at Nijmegen. The youngest brother went from the Para’s into Air Despatch and was captured in Holland. Thank you to all who attended; this was the second time remembrance had been observed in this way in Hua Hin, with the idea coming from joint organisers Ted and Steve, who both served in the Queen’s Lancs Regiment, and the plan is to hold the service every year from now on. Poppies are available year round from Hua Hin Ham and Bacon in Soi 41, and last year 20,000 baht was raised for the Roayl British Legion(this year’s total not yet available)
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... Left in the lurch Abandoned in a difficult position without help. This has nothing to do with lurches in the sense of sudden unsteady movements. There are suggestions that lurch is a noun that originated from lich - the Old English word for corpse. Lych-gates are roofed churchyard entrances that adjoin many old English churches and are the appointed place for coffins to be left when waiting for the clergyman to arrive to conduct a funeral service. To be ‘left in the lych/lurch’ was to be in dire straits indeed. Another theory goes that jilted brides would be ‘left in the lych’ when the errant bridegroom failed to appear for a wedding. Both theories are plausible but there’s no evidence to support either and, despite the superficial appeal of those explanations, ‘lych’ and ‘lurch’ aren’t related. In fact, the phrase originates from the French board game of lourche or lurch, which was similar to backgammon and was last played in the 17th century (the rules having now been lost). Players suffered a lurch if they were left in a hopeless position from which they couldn’t win
the game. The card game of cribbage, or crib, also has a ‘lurch’ position which players may be left in if they don’t progress half way round the peg board before the winner finishes. The figurative usage of the phrase had certainly entered the language by the 16th century as this line from Nashe’s Saffron Walden, 1596, shows: “Whom he also procured to be equally bound with him for his new cousens apparence to the law, which he neuer did, but left both of them in the lurtch for him.” The game came to England from continental Europe and its name derives from the word ‘left’, which is ‘lurtsch’ in dialect German and ‘loyrtz’ in Middle Dutch. Why call a game ‘left’? The most plausible explanation (and regular readers will know that, in etymology, plausibility isn’t everything) is that it relates to the bad feeling against the left hand that was then commonplace in many cultures. In English we have held on to this with the word ‘sinister’, which derives from the Latin for ‘left’, whereas ‘dextrous’ derives from the Latin for ‘right’.
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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 You never thought you’d be the type to laugh at the old pie-in-the-face gag, but that was before you found a recipe for ball-bearing-and-glass pie. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Try and get back to basics this week. Learning to dress yourself, brush your teeth, and eat with utensils would be a good place to start. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 Nothing you’ve ever been through has prepared you for how much you miss Kate. Every other time you’ve missed people either somewhat more or a little less, so this time is new. ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 It’s not the hammer of life that’s going to beat you down this week, but the ladle of Kathy Clodmeyer, who is frankly sick of you asking for more gravy.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 If nothing else, next week will certainly be a lesson to you about listening to Dan when he gives you advice about good sources of all-natural fiber. Gemini May 22 – June 21 They’ll say it’s for your own good, but you really don’t see how this much electricity running through your genitals could possibly be beneficial. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 Learn to appreciate the little things in life, because the big things will either cost more than you have or take more time than you’ve got left. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 Jealousy will rear its ugly head in your life next week, look around, blink, burst out laughing, and then tell Envy, Lust, and Greed to get a load of how pathetic you are.
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136/229 Emerald Hill, Soi 6, Borfai, Hua Hin, 77110, Prachuap Kiri Khan
condition but could use new grips. 2200 baht for both; Ping G10 18 degree Hybrid, Graphite shaft, Easy to hit hybrid. 1000 baht; Calloway VFT X Hybrid 3H – 21 degree Graphite Regular flex shaft Excellent condition. 1200 Baht; Goliath Winged Putter Very nice feel and weight, Some scratches on paint finish. 750 baht; Kasco KZG utility wood 22 degree hybrid, Regular flex graphite shaft. 750 baht. Please call 084-468-4371 springfield golf membership for sale, 27 years remaining. Sensible offers please call 095 947 8837 Bored? No More! Pickleball is here! Join expats playing the fastest growing sport in Europe and North America! PICKLEBALL. But we play right here in Hua Hin every Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday from 11-1! We emphasize OPT - On the Play Training with plenty of fun exercise and socializing! Check us out on Facebook- Pickleball Hua Hin and watch the game and fundamentals on Youtube! lake view golf membership. 80,000 baht 086 893 2926
auto: 3 wheels & LESS honda scoopy blue and white, fuel injected 2012 28,000 baht. Call 081 817 3000
auto: 4 wheels pluS Wanted 2/3 year old 4 door auto truck any make :Contact Cliff Mobile number 0898 4333 47
auto: other Fishing/Pleasure Boat For Sale 33 foot inboard diesel engine–full kitchen, 2 berth, toilet and shower, pressurised water. On trailer in my garden in Hua Hin. Help given to launch and register — Thai registered. Would cost 7000 baht a month at Pranburi Marina for pontoon berth. Price: 690000 baht. Contact bobcheetham4@ hotmail.com or call 061 435 2310
Property for sale large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. european style villa, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. stunning L shaped Borfai bungalow; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large bungalow near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/ property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. villa on large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.
Property wanted Couple looking for fully furnished house with European kitchen to rent in Hua Hin for 3-6 months from end of November. Email: reddevil010903@yahoo.co.uk I am looking for a 3 bedroom villa on a secure private, completed development, with a swimming pool, close to Hua Hin and the beach, budget no more than 5m baht. For sale by the owner only. Contact 080 100 4194 long term rental properties wanted, particularly pool villas in good areas. Please contact Lucky Real Estate on 089 530 8771 or realestate@luckyhuahin.com
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property for Rent Two 3 storey townhouses to let next to The Dusit; need repairs hence bargain rental price (offers invited). Contact David 092 927 7207 furnished APARTMENT FOR RENT. VIP Condo, sea view, amenities (pool, gym etc.) 10,000 baht p.m. (min. 3 mths). Contact David 092 927 7207 TO LET 2-bed unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English). TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information
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Local Consular Representatives CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org
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industry’. Never that they are simply stressed out by their working conditions. Some of this though could be good news for native English speaking teachers working in Thailand, whose jobs are also now under threat. At least if they are forced to return to the UK for work there should be plenty of vacancies for them, providing they beat the influx of Spanish, French and Portuguese teachers to it. So what exactly is going on in Thai schools? And does it make long term sense to propose ‘slashing’ the number of native English speaking teachers there? Thailand has a very poor standard of English language skills, and we recognise that it is a difficult language for Thai people to learn. So will being taught English by native Thai speakers help in any way? We are told that the new initiative will ensure that 500 Thai teachers, whose English is already the best, will be given 6 week intensive training courses by specialists (presumably English ones) from the British Council. This will provide them with the skills to successfully pass on their knowledge. What will happen after that is likely to be in the lap of the gods - soothsayers - or the nearest Banyan tree. But whatever the result we will still probably accept it as the Thai way, with maybe just a hint of admiration for their ongoing ‘sabai sabai’. November 23rd in history doesn’t seem to have a lot going for it, apart from the usual skirmishes along the way. To be fair the 22nd of November was the big date which shocked the world, with the assassination of President John F Kennedy in 1963. That is an impossible event to follow, so let’s stick to the mundane. On November 23rd 1897 the humble pencil sharpener was patented. 118 years on and they still don’t work properly! 15
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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. recently added and coming soon Coopers Beer Garden, Soi 94; Coopers quiz returns this Tuesday, 24th November at 7-30 pm. 8 rounds of trivia with complimentary food and a prize for the winning team. Quiz compere Andy back at the helm. Coopers will have a special Christmas Quiz on Tuesday 22nd December. Details to follow in the coming weeks. red piano, Soi Kanjanomai; Thursday 26th November from 7pm Curry and Quiz Night - All You Can Eat just 299 baht; Sunday 29th November from 7pm 1st Anniversary Party featuring the Bangkok Beatles plus live DJ; free flow wine, beer, soft drinks and canapes from 7.30 10pm only 999 baht. zafran authentic indian restaurant, Soi Hua Hin Bazaar; Saturday 21st November from 7pm All you can eat Indian buffet 350 baht per person Regular Events
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alfrescos, Sam Roi Yod; Every Sunday from 1pm until gone 99 baht Traditional Sunday Roast, good food with live music. Baan Silapin artist village, Pala U Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Free Bar B Que every Friday from 5pm. when spend 180 bt. Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht on drinks and get it free!.Now extended and available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Coopers Beer Garden, Soi 94; Knockout nine ball pool. Every Sunday at 7:15. Fun night guaranteed. deema restaurant, Soi 80; All Beers 45 baht all day every day. Open from 10.30 to midnight. Also parties arranged specially for you. Call Lena on 093 446 8233. dizzy dolphin, Soi Samorphong; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, large domestic beers 65 baht. Live band every Friday from 8pm. Dream Restaurant & Bar, Soi 88; Every Friday from 6pm Buffet featuring Swedish, Thai and European food, just 279 baht. Also have pizzas and kebabs. GREEN DOOR Party. 9 pm Friday nights. Potluck - bring your favourite dish and your favorite dish. Vegas style swingers party. Private party rooms etc. VIP rooms etc. Also looking for couples to help host and staff. Email vincentchang26@gmail.com for more info. Located at end of Samorphong Street in Highland Seaview Village across from the Halio school. 4/75 Samorphong. Look for the green lights.
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johnny’s 56, Soi Selekam/Poolsuk; Last Thursday every month fun pub quiz from around 7.30pm. Kom Hom, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 1st November) - call 085 294 1319 for details passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p11) Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one 17th November). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. thaiwaii bar and restaurant, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week. the admiral bar & grill, Damnoernkasem Road; Every month The Comedy Club - contact venue for details and tickets the fat cat, Naresdamri Road; Live Jazz every day (except Sunday) from 7 to 9 pm. Old songs played on cornet and double bass, plus special jazz food menu. TK Roadhouse, Khao Takiab; Monthly Pub Quiz; Pie & A Beer 150 THB special during the football. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) urban fuzion, Soi 61; Happy hour every day 3 to 8pm; Beer Buckets - 5 local beers 350 baht; Daily specials. British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant Coco Beach Club, Naresdamri Road (reservations, call 032 908080 after 4.30pm) Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
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RESULTS 16th November 2015 Lake View CD Stableford 17 entered 1st John Anstee 39 pts (21) 2nd Gary Engleman 36 pts (16) 3rd Geoff G Batt-Rawden 36 pts (06) 4th Graham Horton 35 pts (13) 11th November 2015 Banyan Stableford 24 entered 1st Dave Sammels 40 pts (21) 2nd Phil Knight 39 pts (08) 3rd Andrew Satterley 37 pts (15) 4th Ken Bell 36 pts (14) Fixtures 23rd November 2015 Lakeview C&D Stableford 25th November 2015 Ratchaburi Stableford 26th November 2015 Dragon Hills Stableford cha am golf club
Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES 2nd December @08:00 - 05:00PM Tournament on Kaeng Krachan Golfcourse 16th December @08:00 - 05:00PM Santa Claus Tournament
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Results 17th November 2015 Kaeng Krachan M - V Stableford 24 entered A group: 1st Tim Dixon 35 pts (09) 2nd Huub Korver 33 pts (07) 3rd Hubert Maldonado 31 pts (13) 4th Andrew McDermott 30 pts (08) B group: 1st Bee Elliot 37 pts (16) 2nd Eila Hogsten 36 pts (32) 3rd John Hall 28 pts (18) 4th James Barber 25 pts (28) 13th November 2015 Sea Pines Stableford 27 entered A group: 1st Peter Bakker 34 pts (09) 2nd Robert Elliot 33 pts (10) 3rd Simon Rouse 32 pts (06) 4th Andrew McDermott 31 pts (08) B group: 1st Greg Hill 36 pts (18) 2nd Guus Peeters 32 pts (23) 3rd Bee Elliot 32 pts (16) 4th Kari Rantanen 31 pts (20) fixtures
24th November 2015 Black Mountain Stableford 27th November 2015 Banyan Match play. Finals.
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results Week 21 13th November 2015 Coopers Beer Grdn (9) 2 - 6 (17) Lucky Shot B Infinity Bar (20) 8 - 0 (12) Pa’s Beer Garden Jaew Bar (16) 6 - 2 (9) Hua Hin Miss You Kom Hom (15) 4 - 4 (15) Sunset Boulevard Lucky Shot A (15) 5 - 3 (11) Maria Bar 2 Maria Bar 1 (10) 2 - 6 (18) Clansmen Master Cues (9) 3 - 5 (16) Johnnie’s 56 Squealing Pig (17) 6 - 2 (13) TK Roadhouse
results Week 22 12th November 2015 Anytime Bar 8 - 12 Muan Bar 2 Bobby’s Boys 11 - 9 Drink & Shelter Exotic Bar 13 - 7 The Kiss JJ Sport Bar 11 - 9 Lanla Bar Maria Bar 15 - 5 Mucky Duck Muan Bar 1 9 - 11 TK Roadhouse The Dream 8 - 12 Bobby’s Birds Vinyl an Rose 11 - 9 Sasa Bar
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Fixtures Week 24 26th November 2015 Anytime Bar v Exotic Bar Bobby’s Boys v The Kiss JJ Sport Bar v Bobby’s Birds Lanla Bar v Mucky Duck Maria Bar v TK Roadhouse Muan Bar 1 v Sasa Bar The Dream v Drink & Shelter Vinyl an Rose v Muan Bar 2
Team Clansmen Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 1 Kom Hom Infinity Bar Maria Bar 2 Squealing Pig Lucky Shot B TK Roadhouse Sunset B’vard Johnnie’s 56 HHin Miss You Master Cues Jaew Bar Coopers Br Gdn Pa’s Beer Grden
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W 19 16 16 13 15 13 12 10 8 6 5 5 4 1 2 1
D 0 3 2 4 0 1 2 3 5 5 4 2 3 5 2 3
L 2 2 3 4 6 7 7 8 8 10 12 14 14 15 17 17
+/92 60 62 42 40 46 26 10 0 -20 -24 -52 -42 -70 -84 -86
Pts 38 35 34 30 30 27 26 23 21 17 14 12 11 7 6 5
fixtures Week 22 20th November 2015 Clansmen v Master Cues Hua Hin Miss You v Squealing Pig Johnnie’s 56 v Kom Hom Lucky Shot A v Infinity Bar Maria Bar 2 v Lucky Shot B Sunset Boulevard v Coopers Beer Garden TK Roadhouse v Maria Bar 1 Jaew Bar - no game Week 23 27th November 2015 Coopers Beer Garden v Johnnie’s 56 Infinity Bar v Maria Bar 2 Jaew Bar v Lucky Shot A Kom Hom v Clansmen Lucky Shot B v Sunset Boulevard Maria Bar 1 v Hua Hin Miss You Master Cues v TK Roadhouse Squealing Pig - no game Please note: Pa’s Beer Garden has dropped out of the league, so the games from the first half of the season will be counted but second half not. Another team may be brought in to complete their fixtures but points will not count.
P 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 21 21 22 22 22 22
W 22 18 17 17 15 10 10 11 8 7 7 6 9 4 0 1
L 0 3 2 4 5 8 12 10 12 13 13 12 11 16 20 21
+/194 138 130 96 68 -2 -6 -16 -32 -42 -24 -42 -70 -80 -156 -156
Hua Hin’s only pool bar with FOUR 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin
Hua Hin Khao Takiab Cool POOL LEAGUE
FIXTURES The season is over. Details of the new season will appear here when available. League tablE
League Table Team Maria Bar Lanla Bar Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck JJ Sport Bar Bobby’s Birds Vinyl an Rose Muan Bar 1 Bobby’s Boys Exotic Bar Sasa Bar Drink & Shelter The Kiss Anytime Bar The Dream
LUCKY SHOT BAR
Pts 317 289 285 268 254 219 217 212 204 199 198 189 185 180 142 142
Team Exotic Bar Maria Muan The Connection Mucky Duck JNB Somatch 3D Jungle Juice Vinyl an Rose JJ Sport Bar
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D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 2 6 7 7 9 9 11 12 13 14
+/128 82 32 32 16 -16 -48 -66 -74 -86
Pts 289 266 241 241 233 217 201 192 188 182
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results Week 13 18th November 2015 Aussie Bar 9 - 11 Beach Hut Bar Bar 80 Saloon 6 - 14 Clansman Bobby’s Beauties 10 - 10 Pat’s Place Casanova’s 7 - 13 The Bridge Dara’s Bar 10 - 10 The Squealing Pig Kom Hom Bar 8 - 12 Muan Bar Maria’s Bar v Jaew Bar Master Cues v Pit’s Cafe Mucky Duck 12 - 8 Bobby’s Bangers TK Roadhouse 10 - 10 Sunset Boulevard White House 8 - 12 Cooper’s Beer Garden League Table Team Clansman Maria’s Bar Sunset B’vard Squealing Pig Bar 80 Saloon Muan Bar Beach Hut Bar TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Kom Hom Bar Pit’s Cafe Master Cues Bobby’s B’ties The Bridge Dara’s Bar Bobbys Bngers Coopers Br Gdn Aussie Bar White House Jaew Bar Pat’s Place Casanova’s
P 13 12 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 12 12 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 12 13 13
W 12 11 9 9 10 8 8 7 7 7 6 6 4 5 3 5 4 4 2 0 0 0
D 1 0 2 2 0 1 1 2 2 1 2 0 3 1 4 0 2 1 1 1 1 0
L 0 1 2 2 3 4 4 4 4 5 4 6 6 7 6 8 7 8 10 11 12 13
+/- Pts 102 25 118 22 46 20 40 20 32 20 36 17 18 17 34 16 30 16 -6 15 12 14 16 12 -20 11 -34 11 -16 10 -30 10 -34 10 -24 9 -60 5 -78 1 -92 1 -90 0
Fixtures Week 14 25th November 2015 Beach Hut Bar v Mucky Duck Bobby’s Bangers v White House Bar Clansman v Dara’s Bar Cooper’s Beer Garden v TK Roadhouse Jaew Bar v Bobby’s Beauties Kom Hom Bar v Aussie Bar Muan Bar v Master Cues Pat’s Place v Casanova’s Pit’s Cafe v Maria’s Bar Sunset Boulevard v Bar 80 Saloon The Bridge v The Squealing Pig
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results Week 10 16th November 2015 Dara Bar 15 - 3 Bobby’s Birds JNB Bar 10 - 8 The Connection Jaew Bar 9 - 9 Anytime Bar Kom Hom 11 - 7 The Squealing Pig Muan Bar 16 - 2 TK Roadhouse Sa Sa Bar v Pit’s Cafe n/a Sunset Boulevard 11 - 7 The Clansmen Waring Bar 10 - 8 Bar 80 Saloon Fixtures Week 11 23rd November 2015 Anytime Bar v Dara Bar Bar 80 Saloon v Muan Bar Bobby’s Birds v The Connection Kom Hom v JNB Bar Pit’s Cafe v Jaew Bar The Clansmen v Sa Sa Bar The Squealing Pig v Waring Bar TK Roadhouse v Sunset Boulevard
League Table Team Muan Bar Squealing Pig Waring Bar Sunset B’vard JNB Bar Kom Hom TK Roadhouse The Clansmen Dara Bar The Connection Sa Sa Bar Jaew Bar Bobby’s Birds Pit’s Cafe Bar 80 Saloon Anytime Bar
P 10 10 10 10 10 9 10 10 10 10 8 8 8 9 10 10
W 9 9 6 5 6 4 4 4 3 3 4 2 3 2 2 0
D 0 0 2 2 0 2 2 1 3 2 0 3 0 1 1 1
L 1 1 2 3 4 3 4 5 4 5 4 3 5 6 7 9
+/- Pts 80 18 72 18 12 14 14 12 -2 12 8 10 -8 10 6 9 -2 9 -2 8 -2 8 -18 7 -18 6 -24 5 -40 5 -76 1
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results Week 6 18th November 2015 All Nations GH 8 - 11 Limelight JW Black 13 - 6 N & G Jungle Juice A 10 - 9 King Bar A Pink Panther Clouseau 7 - 12 JW Red Tiger Bar 9 - 10 Pink Panther Cato Jungle Juice B - No game Fixtures Week 7 25th November 2015 Jungle Juice B v All Nations GH King Bar A v JW Black Limelight v Jungle Juice A N & G v Pink Panther Cato Pink Panther Clouseau v Tiger Bar JW Red - No game
League Table Team Jungle Juice B Pink Panther Cato King Bar A JW Red Tiger Bar All Nations GH Limelight JW Black Jungle Juice A Pk Pnthr Clouseau N&G
P W L 5 4 1 4 4 0 5 3 2 6 3 3 5 3 2 6 3 3 4 2 2 5 2 3 5 2 3 6 2 4 5 0 5
+/19 14 13 12 1 0 4 -5 -11 -14 -33
Pts 8 8 6 6 6 6 4 4 4 4 0
+/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pts 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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results Week 1 19th November 2015 Results will appear here next week Fixtures Week 2 26th November 2015 Casanova’s v Squealing Pig Clansmen v Coopers Beer Garden Dara Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Hua Hin Bar v Komhom Bar Hut Bar v Mr Dan’s Jaew Bar v Connections Cafe MasterCues Bar v Pit’s Cafe
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League Table Team Bar 80 Saloon Casanova’s Clansmen Connections Coopers Br Gdn Dara Bar Hua Hin Bar Hut Bar Jaew Bar Komhom Bar MasterCues Mr Dan’s Pit’s Cafe Squealing Pig
P W D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!
The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www. h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 21st November 2015 @ 4:00 pm Cha-Am H3 Run #270 Location: North-West of Wat Huai Mongkol GPS Coordinates: N 12.569377, E 99.791847 (N 12 34.163, E 99 47.511) Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ a1y7TXXTvMt Directions: Make your way to the the Pala-U Road (Route 3218) and head west to the bypass continue under the flyover and set odometer to zero. Continue westerly for 2.9 km and turn left signposted Wat Huai Mongkol. Continue to crossroads at 6.3 km and turn right. Drive on to 9.9 km and turn off sharp right (HHH) onto new tarmac road, and proceed to car park at 11.5 km on left (HHH sign). Hares: Spook & Mudman Hash Taxes: 100 baht - covers Run Fee, Crips, Water and soft drinks. BYO Beer or purchase Leo at 50 Baht per can.
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results Week 3 17th November 2015 Blue lagoon 2 3 - 15 Robin’s Rest Hua Hin Miss You 2 - 16 Kom Hom Johnny’s 56 0 - 18 Blue Lagoon 1 Jungle Juice v The Clansmen n/a Mojo’s 0 - 18 Urs Treff CHA AM League Table Team Urs Treff Blue Lagoon 1 The Clansmen Jungle Juice Robin’s Rest Kom Hom Johnny’s 56 Mojo’s HHin Miss You Blue Lagoon 2
P W D 3 3 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 3 1 0 3 1 0 3 1 0 3 1 0 2 0 0 3 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 2 2 2 2 2 3
+/54 24 14 12 4 -10 -24 -24 -16 -34
Pts 6 4 4 4 2 2 2 2 0 0
Fixtures Cup 24th November 2015 Johnnys 56 v Jungle Juice Hua Hin Miss You v Kom Hom Blue Lagoon v URS Treff CHA AM Mojo’s v The Clansmen
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Sunday 22nd November 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Soi 102, Hua Hin (200m on right after railway) Tottenham v West Ham 23:00 While this is always seen as a fierce derby match, it’s not often that it also has the importance it does this season, with both teams challenging for European places and possibly even the title. West Ham have won against every side they have faced away from last season’s top six, but not fared as well against the so-called lesser sides. Injuries are a worry, with key playmaker Dimitri Payet and speed merchant Antonio Valencia missing, but they might have main striker Diafra Sakho back, who has been a big miss. Alex Song may make the bench. For Spurs both Nacer Chadli (injury) and Erik Lamela (suspension) are definitely out, while Moussa Dembele is a doubt. This is a tough one to call - both teams had decent but frustrating draws last time out, and the key here may well be how quickly they start after the two week international break. As Spurs are at home they will be expected to attack, which could suit the Hammers counter attacking style, so we are going to predict a narrow away win. fixtures
(all times Thailand) Saturday 21st November 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Watford v Man Utd 19:45 Chelsea v Norwich 22:00 Everton v Aston Villa 22:00 Newcastle v Leicester 22:00 Southampton v Stoke 22:00 Swansea v Bournemouth 22:00 West Brom v Arsenal 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Middlesbrough v QPR 02:45 Bristol City v Hull 19:30 Birmingham v Charlton 22:00 Brentford v Nottm Forest 22:00 Derby v Cardiff 22:00 Ipswich v Wolves 22:00 Leeds v Rotherham 22:00 MK Dons v Fulham 22:00 Preston v Blackburn 22:00 Reading v Bolton 22:00 Sheff Wed v Huddersfield 22:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Celtic v Kilmarnock 22:00 Dundee Utd v St Johnstone 22:00 Hearts v Dundee 22:00 Partick Thistle v Inverness CT 22:00 Ross County v Motherwell 22:00 Sunday 22nd November 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Man City v Liverpool 00:30 Tottenham v West Ham 23:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Burnley v Brighton 20:15 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Hamilton v Aberdeen 19:30 Tuesday 24th November 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Crystal Palace v Sunderland 03:00
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no way of the warrior Arsenal reluctantly drops samurai regime from training schedule
england AFTER repeated injury problems, Arsenal has decided to remove Samurai training from its weekly schedule. With Aaron Ramsey suffering from a hamstring problem, Hector Bellerin shrugging off a groin complaint and Jack Wilshere out for several months with a sword embedded in his skull, the club has been forced to reconsider their training regime. Club doctor Tom Logan said: “Arsenal’s players work harder than any other Premier League side’s to ensure they’re ready for whatever is thrown at them, especially boiling oil or spears. “But we’re starting to wonder if perhaps we should put less of a focus on sword fighting and just practice passing a ball around. “It’s tough for Arsene Wenger when the fixtures are coming thick and fast and you’ve lost key players to arrow piercings, spear
skewering and decapitations. For most clubs even one decapitation per season is too many.” However, while Wenger has partially relaxed his training regime, the French tactician will still force all members of his squad to attend training sessions in full Samurai armour. He said: “I see my team as an army and like an army I want them to be tough, well-drilled and harrowed by the horrors they have seen. “If a player can’t take the odd flaming arrow to the neck from a teammate then what chance does he have on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke?”
Above: Per ‘Bushido’ Mertesacker during an Arsenal training session
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