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hua hin, THAILAND In the seven years we have been publishing AWOL, certain issues crop up again and again, and we return to one of these this week, namely water. It is clear from several media reports that Thailand in general is facing a water crisis, and while few reports mention Hua Hin, it has long been known to be one of the driest places in the country. Most of Hua Hin’s water is supplied from the Pranburi dam, and worryingly this relatively small reservoir is currently only at 35% of capacity, with just 135 milion cubic metres out of a possible 347 MCM. The next nearest supply is the Kang Kra Chan dam, but this too is well below capacity with just 46%, or 326 MCM. We contacted the water department to try and find out what plans are in place to find other sources of water, as well as to improve the distribution of what water is available, as it is clear that certain parts of Hua Hin are consistently under supplied and frequently have spells of one or two weeks without water, leaving residents with no choice but to order water from the private tankers, costing between 125 and 150 baht per cubic metre (1000 litres). Average water consumption in urban areas of Thailand is estimated at about 250 litres per person per day, so this cost can soon mount up. Unfortunately no one at the water department was able to answer our questions, but we will persevere. What we can say though is that even if you are in an area currently unblighted by water supply problems, you should still try to conserve water right now; on page two you will find some tips on how to save water and help get us through the dry season, while saving yourself money at the same time.
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Here are some ways you can save water at home:
Water Leaks There is nothing worse than a leak because you are paying for lost water. With a spanner and some washers these can be fixed quickly and easily.
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Toilets Toilets account for almost one third of all household water usage. A water efficient dual flush toilet uses 6 litres on full flush and 4 litres with economy flush. This is less than half of a traditional toilet that uses 13 litres per flush. By installing a dual flush toilet, you will make significant water savings. Alternatively put a few stones or sand in an empty water bottle then fill it with water and place in your cistern, which reduces the amount of water each time it flushes. Showers The increasing popularity of Power Showers is a significant concern because spending over five minutes in a Power Shower can use more water than taking a bath. Taps Buy an aerator for each of your household taps. The aerator spreads the stream of water coming out of your tap into tiny droplets. This will prevent splashing and save water.
Dishwashers Washing plates by hand in the kitchen sink accounts for almost 10 per cent of household water consumption. You can save water by installing a water efficient dishwasher that will use the minimal amount of water necessary to clean and rinse. However, you must always wash a full load of dishes to gain maximum water efficiency. Washing Machines Do not be misled by energy efficiency labels. The rating is based on electricity usage and not on water usage. Some A+ energy rated washing machines use 14 litres of water per kilogram whereas water efficient washing machines use less than half of this amount. Garden Lawns Regularly watering your garden lawn with sprinklers can consume a large amount of water. You can save water in the garden, avoid using weed killer and sell your lawnmower by installing an artificial lawn. Water Butts Why only save water when you can collect it as well? Water butts are inexpensive, easy to install and you will be amazed how much water you can save each year by using a water butt in your garden.
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CITY Weather High °C Amsterdam Clear 12 Ankara Partly sunny 1 Athens Partly sunny 10 Auckland Scattered clouds 15 Beijing Sunny 0 Berlin Partly sunny 10 Buenos Aires Thunderstorms 24 Cairo Haze 14 Chicago Overcast 2 Copenhagen Fog 9 Dubai Passing clouds 23 Dublin Broken clouds 1 Helsinki Partly Cloudy 32 Ho Chi Minh City Passing clouds 16 Hong Kong Haze 17 Islamabad Scattered clouds 27 Jakarta Rain 14 Jerusalem Passing clouds 25 Johannesburg Haze 26 Karachi Overcast 31 Kuala Lumpur Clear 12 London Clear 5 Madrid Broken clouds 28 Manila Clear 15 Mexico City Passing clouds -5 Moscow Clear 31 Mumbai Fog 8 New Delhi Overcast 11 New York Light freezing rain -3 Oslo Clear 11 Paris Sunny 28 Perth Partly cloudy 31 Phnom-Penh Passing clouds 24 Rio De Janeiro Scattered clouds 13 Riyadh Ice fog -1 Rome Passing clouds 8 San Francisco Sunny -1 Seoul Sunny 5 Shanghai Broken clouds 31 Singapore Light rain 2 Stockholm Passing clouds 26 Sydney Broken clouds 12 Taibei/Taipei Partly sunny 11 Tokyo Overcast 1 Vancouver Partly cloudy 22 Vientiane Rain 34 Yangon Fog 7 Zurich Chilly 1
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... Up in arms Roused; incensed. The original usage of ‘up in arms’ was entirely literal. To be ‘in arms’ or ‘at arms’ was to be equipped with weapons and armour. It isn’t clear why ‘arms’ was chosen as the name for weaponry. It may be as simple as a sword or club being seen as an extension of the arm. ‘Armour’ is just a form of defensive weaponry that a soldier was clad in. Like ‘vesture’, meaning ‘that which a person is dressed in’, that is, clothes, the ‘ure’ part may be translated as something like ‘collection of’. The spelling would be more properly ‘armure’, which is how it was spelled in early texts; for example: Robert of Gloucester’s Metrical Chronicle, 1297: He & hys armure... The style and decoration of armour was how knights were distinguished from one another in battle. This was important, as knights were more often captured and later ransomed rather than killed. Heraldic arms were the formalised development of that identity. A family’s ‘Coat of Arms’ was originally a actual decorated coat, worn by a knight when in battle. In the romantic poem Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, circa 1340, Gawain is
described as being dressed “With ryche cote armure”. There are many phrases in English that refer to ‘arms’ ‘man at arms’, ‘firearms’, ‘to arms!’, bear arms’, and ‘up in arms’ adds to that list. It is merely the more active form of ‘in arms’, in that it indicates that a soldier wasn’t just equipped for a fight, he was on his feet and ready for it. The term ‘up in arms’ began to appear in print in the 1590s. Who coined it isn’t entirely clear, although it does sound Shakespearian and the Bard did use it in more than one play of the early 1590s - Henry VI Part II and Richard III: March on, march on, since we are up in arms; Another contender is Sir Thomas More, who used the term in a work dated circa 1590: A number poore artificers are up In arms. The date of writing of More’s piece and of both of Shakespeare’s plays in debatable, so the author can’t be definitively decided. Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net
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weird NEWS world The word of the year 2015 is ‘-ism’, apparently So it turns out the ‘word of the year’ isn’t a word at all… well, it’s part of a word. According to Merriam-Webster the word of the year is ‘-ism‘, the three letter suffix. However not just any ‘-ism’, but rather a few specific words which the dictionary company say were heavily searched during 2015. Socialism, feminism, communism, fascism, racism, capitalism and, of course, terrorism were some of the most-search-for words this past year. Perhaps this suggests that people are becoming interested in some of the wider ideologies and movements which quietly (and sometimes loudly) impact our lives everyday? Merriam-Webster said spikes in searches for certain words often followed major events – such as when a video which surfaced in November showed a white police officer shooting a black teenager, which was followed by multiple searches of the word ‘racism’. Searches for the word ‘fascism’ have also apparently increased since Donald Trump’s presidential campaign got under way. Peter Sokolowski, the company’s editor at large, commented that ‘ism words’ often collide to increase popularity. For example acts of terrorism are often followed by heavy use of the word ‘fascism’ in the media, while feminism and racism are often discussed side-by-side. ‘Fascism we more closely associate as the response to various acts of terrorism. After the attacks in Paris and the attacks in Colorado Springs and in San Bernardino, and because of Donald Trump’s proposal to ban Muslims, we then see the word fascism spike,’ he said.
czech republic Man ‘hides in restaurant until it closes and makes himself a massive feast’ A man allegedly hid in a restaurant until it closed recently so he could steal from it. But rather than empty the cash register, this person chose a different kind of loot. The man is accused of waiting until all the staff went home and locked the restaurant up, before eating six geese, 13 pounds of goose fat and liver, three ducks and an entire one-gallon jar of pickles. The Prague Post newspaper estimated that the alleged thief helped himself to roughly $800 (£525) worth of fine food, as well as washing it all down with several bottles of wine. Incredibly all this wasn’t enough for the guy, who then wrapped a beer and some strawberry cake up. Perhaps he had plans to start his own restaurant, as the thief also stole some chef whites – as well as searching through the staff lockers. Of course before the man could escape a cleaner arrived and called the police when they found the man in the restaurant. He now faces up to two years in prison.
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Golf clubs/accessories for sale; Travel Bag: Fully padded and sturdy with wheels for easy movement around airports etc. Used twice. Just sent new set of clubs from Canada to Thailand & arrived in perfect condition - 1300 Baht; XXIO 460 CC Titanium Drive Original cost 18900 Baht. Excellent condition. 2500 Baht; Cobra Baffler Rail Hybrids 4H – 22 degree & 5H – 25 degree Excellent condition – used one season Easy to hit 4000 baht for both; Titleist Pro Trajectory 980 F 15 degree & 18 degree, Regular flex graphite shafts. Clubs in good condition but could use new grips. 2200 baht for both; Ping G10 18 degree Hybrid, Graphite shaft, Easy to hit hybrid. 1000 baht; Calloway VFT X Hybrid 3H – 21 degree Graphite Regular flex shaft Excellent condition. 1200 Baht; Goliath Winged Putter Very nice feel and weight, Some scratches on paint finish. 750 baht. Please call 084-468-4371 springfield golf membership for sale, 27 years remaining. Sensible offers please call 095 947 8837 Bored? No More! Pickleball is here! Join expats playing the fastest growing sport in Europe and North America! PICKLEBALL. But we play right here in Hua Hin every Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday from 11-1! We emphasize OPT - On the Play Training with plenty of fun exercise and socializing! Check us out on Facebook- Pickleball Hua Hin and watch the game and fundamentals on Youtube!
auto: 3 wheels & LESS honda scoopy blue and white, fuel injected 2012 28,000 baht. Call 081 817 3000
auto: 4 wheels pluS 2004 Honda City i-DSI, blue colour, 115,000km. Good condition. 1.5 Auto/Manual 7 gears. Recently checked and re-taxed until November 2016. One farang owner, no accidents. Full Honda service history. 150,000 baht o.n.o. Phone Brin on 0868145100. Wanted 2/3 year old 4 door auto truck any make :Contact Cliff Mobile number 0898 4333 47
auto: other Fishing/Pleasure Boat For Sale 33 foot inboard diesel engine–full kitchen, 2 berth, toilet and shower, pressurised water. On trailer in my garden in Hua Hin. Help given to launch and register — Thai registered. Would cost 7000 baht a month at Pranburi Marina for pontoon berth. Price: 690000 baht. Contact bobcheetham4@ hotmail.com or call 061 435 2310
Property for sale Condotel Taweeporn – Quiet one bed apartment, 55 sq.m, beautifully fully furnished. Completely full open or full closed balcony, two air-cons, three ceiling fans and a TV. Ready to move in, and fantastic rental opportunities. Resort has a beautiful full length pool, gymnasium, cafe and garden. Price reduced to 2.3m baht. Please call 087 881 4767 (Eng.) or 085 190 1669 (Thai) or go to the online AWOL Classifieds for more details and pictures. large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.
Couple looking for fully furnished house with European kitchen to rent in Hua Hin for 3-6 months from end of November. Email: reddevil010903@yahoo.co.uk I am looking for a 3 bedroom villa on a secure private, completed development, with a swimming pool, close to Hua Hin and the beach, budget no more than 5m baht. For sale by the owner only. Contact 080 100 4194
commercial property sunrise coast commercial properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.
property for Rent Two 3 storey townhouses to let next to The Dusit; need repairs hence bargain rental price (offers invited). Contact David 092 927 7207 furnished APARTMENT FOR RENT. VIP Condo, sea view, amenities (pool, gym etc.) 10,000 baht p.m. (min. 3 mths). Contact David 092 927 7207 TO LET 2-bed unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English). TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information
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Local Consular Representatives CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org
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and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas when we want your opinion, we’ll give it to you On December 18th 1944 the US Supreme Court upheld an Executive Order which had been made following the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour in 1941. The order had ruled on the forcible relocation of Japanese/Americans to what were known as War Relocation Centres. In reality internment camps. In the spring of 1942 around 120,000 mixed race men, women and children were relocated to the camps, situated in remote areas of the US. The camps were fenced and guarded but detainees were able to work, and had schools and hospitals which they staffed, (but never in supervisory roles.) Thankfully after the war the detainees were able to carry on with their lives as before, some becoming well respected figures in American politics, industry and the arts. But what had happened to them clearly shows the mistrust and fear in which they had been held, despite being American citizens. Back then of course we hadn’t heard of ‘political correctness’, and so those mixed race Japanese/ Americans could safely be assumed to be a threat, and dealt with accordingly. Now when someone dares to suggest that non American Muslim people should be banned from entering the States there are howls of protest from all over the world. Whatever you think of Donald Trump, with his perma tan and comb over, the guy is a contender for what is said to be the most important job in the world - President of the United States. A job which has in the past been been filled by a retired actor and an ex peanut farmer,
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neither of whom brought the country to it’s knees. And yet Trumps’ idea of shutting down entry to the States of all non American Muslims has caused some extreme reactions around the world. He has been accused of racial/religious bigotry, and pretty much ostracised by the UK government - a power which at the same time is bombing Syria. Compared with what was happening in the early 1940’s, with those US citizens detained in camps, are Trumps proposals really so radical after all? Should such drastic ideas to try to protect a nation under threat be so vehemently criticised? Especially when that nation itself suffered such a huge terrorist attack in 2001. You will all have your own opinions, and it is after all around 70 years since those Relocation Centres were used. The world has moved on. We like to believe that we have become more tolerant of different beliefs and cultures, that we accept our racially mixed societies, and all the minority groups within them. But somewhere along the way to equality and human rights we seem to have lost our right to the freedom of speech, and have been gagged by political correctness. Is it now time for that to change? Along with Donald Trump there are other people prepared to speak out, including the new leader of the UK Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn. Branded as too ‘old Labour’ by his critics didn’t prevent Corbyn being elected. Perhaps we are seeing the start of a new order. One in which people can feel free to say what they really believe, particularly when it comes to deciding on matters as serious as terrorism which can affect us all. Next week we will take a lighter look at life during 2015 - simply because that is what everyone does at this time of the year - and will try to see what 2016 might hold for us.
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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. recently added and coming soon Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; All You Can Eat Fish & Chips every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. Coopers Beer Garden, Soi 94; Coopers Christmas Quiz. Tuesday 22nd December. An out and out Christmas 8 round quiz, to get you in the festive mood, test your knowledge and a little bit of partying. Coopers Beer Garden is top of hill, Soi 94 and turn right. Regular Events
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alfrescos, Sam Roi Yod; Every Sunday from 1pm until gone 99 baht Traditional Sunday Roast, good food with live music. Baan Silapin artist village, Pala U Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Happy Hour 7 days a week from 9.30am to 8pm. All bottled beers 59 baht, Small Leo draft 49 baht, one English pint of Leo draft 69 baht. FREE Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. British Breakfast all day, Only 119 bt. Coopers Beer Garden, Soi 94; Knockout nine ball pool. Every Sunday at 7:15. Fun night guaranteed. deema restaurant, Soi 80; All Beers 45 baht all day every day. Open from 10.30 to midnight. Also parties arranged specially for you. Call Lena on 093 446 8233. dizzy dolphin, Soi Samorphong; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, large domestic beers 65 baht. Live band every Friday from 8pm. Dream Restaurant & Bar, Soi 88; Every Friday from 6pm Buffet featuring Swedish, Thai and European food, just 279 baht. Also have pizzas and kebabs. GREEN DOOR Party. 9 pm Friday nights. Potluck - bring your favourite dish and your favorite dish. Vegas style swingers party. Private party rooms etc. VIP rooms etc. Also looking for couples to help host and staff. Email vincentchang26@gmail.com for more info. Located at end of Samorphong Street in Highland Seaview Village. 4/75 Samorphong. Look for the green lights. johnny’s 56, Soi Selekam/Poolsuk; Last Thursday every month fun pub quiz from around 7.30pm. Kom Hom, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 3rd January) - call 085 294 1319 for details passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and
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more (see ad p9) Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one 19th January). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. thaiwaii bar and restaurant, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week. the admiral bar & grill, Damnoernkasem Road; Every month The Comedy Club - contact venue for details and tickets the fat cat, Naresdamri Road; Live Jazz every day (except Sunday) from 7 to 9 pm. Old songs played on cornet and double bass, plus special jazz food menu. TK Roadhouse, Khao Takiab; Monthly Pub Quiz; Pie & A Beer 150 THB special during the football. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) urban fuzion, Soi 61; Happy hour every day 3 to 8pm; Beer Buckets - 5 local beers 350 baht; Daily specials. British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant Coco Beach Club, Naresdamri Road (reservations, call 032 908080 after 4.30pm) Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
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HUA HIN GOLF Butterfly Rock Golf society
RESULTS 14th December 2015 Lakeview CD Stableford 17 entered 1st Frank Hailstones 40 pts (14) 2nd Peter Hayes 37 pts (09) 3rd Dave Allgaier 34 pts (06) 4th Lars Faerch 34 pts (15) Fixtures 21st December 2015 Lakeview A&B Stableford 23rd December 2015 Springfield Stableford cha am golf club
Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES 20th January 2016 AGM Cha Am Golf Club 27th January 2016 Nordmen i Hua Hin vs. Cha Am Golf club
Hua Hin Golf Society
Results 15th December 2015 Banyan H.H.G.S. CHARITY TEXAS SCRAMBLE 23 teams 1st Joel Feldman, Lars, Robert Darlow, Ulf Sparvman 62 - 05.8 = 56.2 2nd Neil Ryan, Bernard Morgan, Darren Sellars, Ken Wilkie 62 - 05.6 = 56.4 3rd Chas Crelling, Peter Adams, Rob Barnes, Michael Edwards 62 - 04.7 = 57.3 4th Adrian Byrne, Nigel Guest, James Lynch, Tom Mcgiff 66 - 08.0 = 58.0 fixtures
22nd December 2015 Sea Pines Stableford 25th December 2015 Sea Pines Stableford
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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath and Nigel Guest for results. Please contact Robin on robinaston@hotmail. com if you are interested in playing. 11th December 2015 1st Tom McGiff 36 pts (27) 2nd Adrian Byrne 36 pts (24) 3rd Steve Hope 35 pts (20) 4th Alan Simpson 34 pts (14) lake view members club
Results 11th December 2015 Stableford Course AB 1st Reto Vorburger (4) 34pts 2nd Bill Evans (13) 34pts 3rd Mike Knight (13) 33pts 14th December 2015 Stableford Course CD 1st Bill Hudson (23) 33pts 2nd Peter Tucker (11) 33pts 3rd Reto Vorburger (4) 32pts FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday
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Hua Hin Khao Takiab Cool POOL LEAGUE
results Week 25 11th December 2015 Coopers Beer Garden v TK Roadhouse n/a Jaew Bar v Maria Bar 2 n/a Kom Hom v Hua Hin Miss You n/a Lucky Shot B v Clansmen n/a Maria Bar 1 v Lucky Shot A n/a Squealing Pig v Infinity Bar n/a Sunset Boulevard v Johnnie’s 56 n/a Master Cues - no game League Table Team Clansmen Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 1 Maria Bar 2 Kom Hom Squealing Pig Infinity Bar TK Roadhouse Lucky Shot B Sunset B’vard Johnnie’s 56 HHin Miss You Master Cues Jaew Bar Coopers Br Gdn Pa’s Beer Grden
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+/- Pts 100 44 82 42 66 37 58 33 46 32 44 32 34 31 10 26 0 24 -22 20 -22 18 -56 13 -48 12 -74 9 -88 7 -130 4
fixtures Week 26 18th December 2015 Clansmen v Coopers Beer Garden Hua Hin Miss You v Master Cues Infinity Bar v Jaew Bar Johnnie’s 56 v Lucky Shot B Lucky Shot A v Squealing Pig Maria Bar 2 v Sunset Boulevard TK Roadhouse v Kom Hom Maria Bar 1 - no game
results Week 5 11th December 2015 JJ Sport Bar 10 - 15 Exotic Bar Muan 14 - 11 Beach Hut Mucky Duck 15 - 10 JNB Pat�s Place 11 - 14 Golden Bar Somatch 3D 2 - 23 Maria TK Roadhouse 15 - 10 Jungle Juice The Connection 17 - 8 Sasa Bar
Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin
hua hin khao takiab super Pool League
Please note: No games on 25th December 2015 or 1st January 2016. Week 7 8th January 2016 Golden Bar v Jungle Juice JNB v Sasa Bar Mucky Duck v Maria Pat�s Place v Beach Hut Somatch 3D v Exotic Bar The Connection v Muan TK Roadhouse v JJ Sport Bar League tablE
Please note: No games on 25th December 2015 or 1st January 2016. Week 27 8th January 2016 Johnnie’s 56 v Clansmen Kom Hom v Lucky Shot A Lucky Shot B v Hua Hin Miss You Maria Bar 1 v Jaew Bar Master Cues v Infinity Bar Squealing Pig v Maria Bar 2 Sunset Boulevard v TK Roadhouse Coopers Beer Garden - no game
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FIXTURES Week 6 18th December 2015 Beach Hut v TK Roadhouse Exotic Bar v The Connection Golden Bar v Mucky Duck JJ Sport Bar v Muan Jungle Juice v Pat�s Place Maria v JNB Sasa Bar v Somatch 3D
Team TK Roadhouse Exotic Bar Mucky Duck Beach Hut JJ Sport Bar Maria Muan The Connection Sasa Bar JNB Golden Bar Jungle Juice Pat‘s Place Somatch 3D
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Pts 79 76 75 73 72 71 69 68 66 52 48 48 43 35
results Week 26 10th December 2015 Bobby’s Boys v Anytime Bar n/a JJ Sport Bar 16 - 4 Drink & Shelter Lanla Bar 12 - 8 Bobby’s Birds Maria Bar 17 - 3 Sasa Bar Muan Bar 1 8 - 12 Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse 10 - 10 Mucky Duck The Dream 12 - 8 The Kiss Vinyl an Rose 9 - 11 Exotic Bar Fixtures Week 28 24th December 2015 Bobby’s Birds v Mucky Duck JJ Sport Bar v The Kiss Lanla Bar v Drink & Shelter Maria Bar v Muan Bar 2 Muan Bar 1 v Exotic Bar The Dream v Anytime Bar TK Roadhouse v Sasa Bar Vinyl an Rose v Bobby’s Boys League Table Team Maria Bar Lanla Bar Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck JJ Sport Bar Exotic Bar Muan Bar 1 Bobby’s Birds Vinyl an Rose Bobby’s Boys Sasa Bar The Kiss Drink & Shelter The Dream Anytime Bar
Pa’s Beer Garden have dropped out so all games in the second half of the season recorded as (20) 8 - 0 (12).
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Pts 366 337 336 307 293 267 257 250 248 246 229 228 221 216 176 163
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results Week 14 14th December 2015 Dara Bar 7 - 11 TK Roadhouse Exotic Bar 6 - 12 Pit’s Cafe JNB Bar 14 - 4 Anytime Bar Jaew Bar 10 - 8 Bar 80 Saloon Muan Bar 15 - 3 Waring Bar Sa Sa Bar 6 - 12 The Squealing Pig Sunset Boulevard 11 - 7 Kom Hom The Connection 8 - 10 The Clansmen Fixtures Week 15 21st December 2015 Bar 80 Saloon v Dara Bar JNB Bar v Muan Bar Kom Hom v Sa Sa Bar Pit’s Cafe v Anytime Bar The Clansmen v Exotic Bar The Squealing Pig v Jaew Bar TK Roadhouse v The Connection Waring Bar v Sunset Boulevard
League Table Team Muan Bar Squealing Pig Sunset B’vard JNB Bar Waring Bar The Clansmen The Connection TK Roadhouse Kom Hom Dara Bar Jaew Bar Pit’s Cafe Sa Sa Bar Exotic Bar Bar 80 Saloon Anytime Bar
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L 0 0 1 1 2 1 1 1 2 3 3 2 4 4
+/38 28 28 8 6 4 2 -4 -14 -10 -12 -16 -28 -30
W 13 12 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 5 5 4 3 0
D L +/0 1 112 0 2 96 2 4 16 1 5 18 2 5 -18 1 6 18 2 6 28 2 5 -4 3 5 6 3 6 0 3 6 -24 1 8 -30 0 7 -6 0 9 -50 1 10 -50 1 13 -112
Pts 26 24 18 17 16 15 14 14 13 13 11 11 10 8 7 1
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League Table P W D 4 4 0 4 4 0 4 3 0 4 3 0 4 2 0 4 2 1 4 2 1 4 1 2 4 2 0 4 0 1 4 1 0 4 1 1 4 0 0 4 0 0
P 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 13 13 14 13 14 12 13 14 14
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results Week 4 10th December 2015 Casanova’s 4 - 16 Pit’s Cafe Clansmen 16 - 4 Squealing Pig Connections Cafe 10 - 10 Mr Dan’s Dara Bar 6 - 14 Komhom Bar Hut Bar 6 - 14 Bar 80 Saloon Jaew Bar 9 - 11 Coopers Beer Garden MasterCues Bar 14 - 6 Hua Hin Bar Fixtures Week 6 7th January 2016 Casanova’s v Hua Hin Bar Clansmen v Pit’s Cafe Connections Cafe v Bar 80 Saloon Coopers Beer Garden v Squealing Pig Dara Bar v MasterCues Bar Hut Bar v Komhom Bar Jaew Bar v Mr Dan’s Team Clansmen Komhom Bar Pit’s Cafe MasterCues Bar 80 Saloon Squealing Pig Hut Bar Connections Casanova’s Mr Dan’s Jaew Bar Coopers Br Gdn Hua Hin Bar Dara Bar
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Pts 67 62 60 50 47 47 46 42 37 36 36 35 26 25
results Week 10 16th December 2015 Jungle Juice A v Pink Panther Clouseau n/a JW Black v JW Red n/a N & G v Limelight n/a Pink Panther Cato v Jungle Juice B n/a Tiger Bar v King Bar A n/a All Nations GH - No game Fixtures No games on 23rd/30th December 2015 Week 11 6th January 2016 Jungle Juice B v N & G JW Red v Pink Panther Cato Limelight v King Bar A Pink Panther Clouseau v JW Black Tiger Bar v All Nations GH Jungle Juice A - No game League Table Team Jungle Juice B Pink Panther Cato King Bar A JW Red Limelight Tiger Bar All Nations GH Pnk Pthr Clouseau JW Black Jungle Juice A N&G
P W L 8 6 2 7 6 1 8 5 3 8 5 3 8 5 3 8 4 4 9 4 5 8 4 4 8 3 5 8 2 6 8 0 8
+/30 23 20 16 12 8 -1 -10 -16 -26 -56
Pts 12 12 10 10 10 8 8 8 6 4 0
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results Week 17 16th December 2015 Bar 80 Saloon v Beach Hut Bar n/a Casanova’s v Muan Bar n/a Clansman v Bobby’s Bangers n/a Dara’s Bar v Pat’s Place n/a Maria’s Bar v Mucky Duck n/a Sunset Boulevard v Cooper’s Beer Grden n/a The Bridge v Jaew Bar n/a The Squealing Pig 7 - 13 Pit’s Cafe TK Roadhouse v Kom Hom Bar n/a White House Bar v Master Cues n/a Bobby’s Beauties - no game Fixtures No games on 23rd/30th December 2015 Week 18 6th January 2015 Beach Hut Bar v Clansman Bobby’s Bangers v Sunset Boulevard Cooper’s Beer Garden v Dara’s Bar Jaew Bar v Pat’s Place Kom Hom Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Maria’s Bar v White House Bar Master Cues v TK Roadhouse Muan Bar v The Squealing Pig Mucky Duck v Bobby’s Beauties Pit’s Cafe v The Bridge Casanova’s - no game League Table Team Maria’s Bar Clansman Squealing Pig Bar 80 Saloon Sunset B’vard Beach Hut Bar Pit’s Cafe Muan Bar Mucky Duck TK Roadhouse Kom Hom Bar Dara’s Bar Bobbys B’ties The Bridge Master Cues Bobby’s Bngers Coopers Br Gdn White House Jaew Bar Pat’s Place Casanova’s
P 15 15 17 15 15 15 16 15 15 15 15 15 16 16 15 15 15 15 15 16 16
W 13 12 11 11 10 10 9 9 8 7 8 5 4 6 6 4 4 3 0 1 1
D 0 2 3 1 2 1 3 1 2 3 1 4 5 1 0 2 2 1 3 1 0
L 2 1 3 3 3 4 4 5 5 5 6 6 7 9 9 9 9 11 12 14 15
+/132 102 50 30 50 34 30 38 30 30 -4 -16 -26 -32 4 -38 -42 -70 -100 -110 -92
Pts 26 26 25 23 22 21 21 19 18 17 17 14 13 13 12 10 10 7 3 3 2
Please note: Aussie Bar has closed and their team has withdrawn from the league
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results Week 6 15th December 2015 Blue Lagoon 1 18 - 0 Mojo’s Hua Hin Miss You 2 - 16 Jungle Juice Kom Hom v Blue Lagoon 2 n/a The Clansmen 11 - 7 Robin’s Rest Urs Treff CHA AM 15 - 3 Johnny’s 56 League Table Team Urs Treff Blue Lagoon 1 Jungle Juice The Clansmen Robin’s Rest Kom Hom Johnny’s 56 Mojo’s HHin Miss You Blue lagoon 2
P W D 5 5 0 5 5 0 6 5 0 6 5 0 6 2 0 5 2 0 6 2 0 6 1 0 4 0 0 5 0 0
L 0 0 1 1 4 3 4 5 4 5
+/78 56 38 28 -6 -20 -36 -60 -34 -44
Pts 10 10 10 10 4 4 4 2 0 0
Fixtures 22nd December 2015 Mickey Mouse Knock-Out Cup Semi Finals at Robins Rest and Mojo Bar. Blue Lagoon 1, Kom Hom, Clansmen and Johnny 56 at Mojo Bar. Robins Rest, Blue Lagoon 2, Jungle Juice and Urs Treff at Robins Rest.
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GD 12 16 15 9 12 6 2 4 1 8 -1 2 -5 -11 -13 -8 -9 -10 -13 -17
fantasy premier league PTS 35 33 32 29 26 26 25 24 24 23 23 21 20 16 16 15 14 14 12 6
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Sunday 20th December 2015 PREMIER LEAGUE Newcastle v Aston Villa 00:30 Whatever happens in this match, Aston Villa are guaranteed to be bottom of the table at Christmas, a position that invariably spells relegation.Teams have famously escaped this destiny, but Villa look so poor right now that few would bet against the seemingly inevitable. Newcastle were themselves being written off a few weeks ago, but successive victories have changed that; however Villa will still sense an opportunity here. We can’t see them winning but they are an outside bet for a draw at best - however we are predicting a third win on the spin for the Geordies.
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ham fisted Tyson Fury to quit boxing and join the Village People england World heavyweight champion Tyson Fury is to sensationally quit boxing and join camp seventies music troupe, The Village People. Fury, 28, which is his age rather than his IQ, says the sudden and unexpected change of direction was taken on advice from his doctors. And the six foot eight inch heavy-hitter from Bolton says it’s nothing to do with the ‘gay stuff’ and everything do with their beautiful inspirational music. The Lancashire hard man revealed he likes nothing more than to prepare for a fight by listening to the hard-hitting track “YMCA”. “When Tyson Fury hears those lyrics, there is something Tyson Fury can relate to,” Tyson Fury told us. “Young man, there’s no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself up the ground.” “That song could have been written for me. “And as you will have heard, I’ve got a pretty good singing voice. “
Above: Tyson Fury, who apparently finds it fun to stay at the YMCA, and occasionally finds it fun to put tape over his mouth, possibly something he should do more often
Fury has been dogged by accusations of homophobia since becoming World Champion, but has since listed Gay Rights campaigner Peter Tatchell and Wayne Sleep among his heroes. The boxer says he was inspired to take up the sport after watching the televised bout between Tatchell and sixty Neo-Nazi skinheads in Moscow’s Red Square. Asked who his favourite Village People member is, Fury insisted he was torn between the Red Indian and the Construction Worker. “When I say torn, I don’t mean literally torn – that would be disgusting.” Fury added, “You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal. You can do whatever you feel.” “I mean – who doesn’t feel hungry now and then?”
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