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issue 3 62 22nd January 2016
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hua hin, THAILAND One thing that Hua Hin has never lacked is a good choice of restaurants and other places to go to eat and drink, but in the past these were largely to be found right in or near the heart of the town. Over the years this has been changing, most notably with more out of town watering holes, but this trend has been spreading to restaurants and other eateries, with the full range of budgets catered to. Nowhere has this become more evident than the Soi 94 area, which fifteen years ago was little more than a dirt road with the odd house surrounded by overgrown land. The transformation has been dramatic, and there are now at least forty food and drink outlets in and around the soi, with a very international feel - as well as standard Thai restaurants, you can find Indian, Japanese, British, Scandinavian, Mediteranean, Italian, Russian and French cuisine all within a few hundred metres, interspersed with a variety of pubs and bars, some of which also serve good food. The latest to join this culinary explosion is the first Western style Chinese restaurant and takeaway in Hua Hin, Chinese 94, and you can find their advert in this week’s issue on page 2. Here at AWOL we have always believed that for it’s size, the Hua Hin area offers the best and most comprehensive choice of wining and dining establishments in Thailand outside of Bangkok, and with the growth of areas like Soi 94, and the development of others, like Soi 112 and Khao Takiab, we reckon this is going to be the case for quite a few years to come. Take a look at Soi 94 and see if you agree with us.
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... Hobson’s choice No real choice at all - the only options being to either accept or refuse the offer that is given to you. Two options: take it or leave it; that’s ‘Hobson’s choice’. The expression is best known in the UK, but became used worldwide following the successful eponymous 1954 film starring Charles Laughton. There is a story that this expression comes from a Mr. Hobson who hired out horses and gave his customers no choice as to which horse they could take. This has all the credentials of a ‘folk etymology’ myth but, in this case, the derivation is correct. A search of Google returns several thousand hits for ‘Hobbesian choice’. The mistaken uses of that phrase, in place of the correct ‘Hobson’s choice’, originate from a confusion between the celebrated philosopher Thomas Hobbes (who, incidentally, was the originator of another commonplace phrase - ‘nasty, brutish and short’) and the less well-known carrier Thomas Hobson, to whom the phrase refers. Thomas Hobson (1545–1631) ran a thriving carrier and horse rental business in Cambridge, England, around the turn of the 17th century. Hobson rented out horses, mainly to Cambridge University students, but refused to hire them out other than in the order he chose. The choice his customers were given was ‘this or none’; quite literally, not their choice but Hobson’s choice. The phrase was already being described as proverbial less than thirty years after Hobson’s death. The Quaker scholar Samuel Fisher referred to the phrase in his religious text, The Rustick’s Alarm to the Rabbies, 1660:
business, which shows clearly how the phrase came into being: “He lived in Cambridge, and observing that the Scholars rid hard, his manner was to keep a large Stable of Horses, ... when a Man came for a Horse, he was led into the Stable, where there was great Choice, but he obliged him to take the Horse which stood next to the Stable-Door; so that every Customer was alike well served according.” After his death in 1631, Hobson was remembered in verse by no less a figure than John Milton, saying “He had bin an immortall Carrier”. That seems rather a strange thing to say just after he had died. Eighty-six was a very good innings in the 17th century, but hardly immortality. The phrase was still well enough known in the 20th century for ‘hobsons’ to be adopted then as Cockney rhyming slang for ‘voice’. It has no connection with the similar sounding ‘Hobson-Jobson’, which derived as a corruption by British soldiers in India of the Arabic street cry ‘Ya Hasan! Ya Husayn!’ = ‘O Hasan! O Husain!’’ (Hasan and Husain were grandsons of Muhammad). The most celebrated application of Hobson’s choice in the 20th century was Henry Ford’s offer of the Model-T Ford in ‘any colour you like, so long as it’s black’. Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net
“If in this Case there be no other (as the Proverb is) then Hobson’s choice ... which is, chuse whether you will have this or none.” The Spectator, No. 509, 1712, explained how Hobson did
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weird NEWS usa A chef ‘stabbed and bit a family friend who stirred his chilli’ A chef became so enraged that a family friend had stirred his homemade chilli that he stabbed the man and bit him, police say. The 26-year-old, from Detroit, allegedly lost his temper with his wife, 35, and a family acquaintance, 30, just after 5.10am on Friday over the pair tampering with his food. Office Jennifer Moreno said that when they questioned the family friend following the alleged attack he told them that the chef ‘was unhappy about him stirring the chilli.’ ‘He said that the suspect had bit and stabbed him,’ Moreno told The Detroit News. The 26-year-old, whose name has not yet been released, was arrested while his friend was taken to Sinai Grace Hospital with bite and stab wounds to the thigh that were not life-threatening. The woman was injured in the reported attack but was not taken to hospital. usa A masturbation booth has actually opened for stressed out guys Having a stressful day? This company reckons it has the best way to, erm, relieve it for you. It seems Guyfi reckons New Yorkers
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ronnie o’sullivan What has an American police officer and Ronnie O’Sullivan got in common?
She cuddled my head onto her breasts and whispered, “It’ll be alright.”
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“No, it won’t.” I replied, “She’ll find me soon.” age gap My mum always used to say ‘40 is the new 30’.
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Lovely woman. Banned from driving.
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crowing The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, “Has anybody got a cock?” All the men stood up. “No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?” All the women stood up. “No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?” Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
cooking My wife’s cooking is incredible! With a silent ‘cr’.
alan rickman It’s so annoying seeing all these fake fans on Facebook posting about Alan Rickman’s death.
F1 My friend is a huge F1 fan.
I bet they can’t even name one of his songs.
angel My girlfriend promised me a night of sex and said she would make me feel like Robbie Williams. Through it all, she offered me protection 3d printer I’m off to buy a 3-D printer. Which I’ll use to make another 3-D printer.
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Welcome to our new section in collaboration with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every hour on the half hour Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and in case you miss it on the radio, we are going to reproduce them here every week, along with any new or upcoming events. Long time readers of AWOL may Ongoing get your event in awol remember the Hua Hin Live section Flying model aircraft is a great hobby and on surf 102.5 fm that used to run in AWOL - over time for youngsters and parents, you can see K Jiab we hope that this new section will and friends flying their aircraft up in the hills. If you know of an event, activity expand to be a similar resource to Directions: facebook/surf102.5 or regular happening that is not that, but both Surf and AWOL will Dusit Thani Hua Hin Soccer Academy: listed here or in our Balloon require support, both in the form of exercise and professional football coaching for Chasers section, please get information from those organising kids. New season of training matches starts on in touch by email to either events, and advertising from some Saturday 30th January AWOL or Surf 102.5 FM; of them, to be able to do so. Please Hua Hin Hash house Harriers every contact us for details of our joint ad Saturday around the area. (see p22) submissions@awolonline.net Jungle Aid is a charity based in Hua Hin that packages on sales@awolonline.net. surf102.5fm@gmail.com provides essential supplies of food and clothing to people in remote villages along the borders of Thailand. They are always looking for volunteers if you would like to get involved visit: jungle aid.org Restaurante Plaza Mayor roof lounge. Live music on Friday and Sunday and DJ Mark every other day of the week.
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Business For Sale: SeaDoo GTI 130 Hp. Jetski and Rental Authorization number for Hua Hin beach. Can be purchased as a rental business, or for personal use without the number. The Jetski is 3 years old, is in excellent condition & has been consistently well maintained. 330,000 THB includes both boat and number. Price for boat only is 230,000 THB. For further information call 087 1541021 or email lacorey@telusplanet. net Established restaurant/bar, Prime location, Khao Takiab. 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, 2 kitchens, 2 lounges and bar plus eating area. Front and rear parking, 3 year plus rolling lease paid to Sept 2016. Offers around 1.1 million baht includes stock, appliances, furniture etc. For details 090 445 5806 or howard_coates56@yahoo.co.uk Beautiful and clean bar for sale in Soi 80, Hua Hin. Property includes two bedrooms, two bathrooms and kitchen, while the bar area is well furnished with comfortable chairs and tables and a pool table.Selling for family reasons. Fifteen months remain on the current renewable lease, and the rent is 20,000 baht per month paid monthly. Price of 900,000 baht or near offer includes a Thai company. Please call 098 961 9290 or 092 789 0442 for more information or to view the bar. wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000
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General Panasonic SBC-P2DB 2-Door Cooling Cabinet. As New. Used only 2 months. New 29,000bt. Sell for 25000bt. 10 adjustable shelves. Digital Thermostat. Low-E glass doors. Energy saving with dual-fan cooling. Adjustable stand with wheels. Buyer collects. Contact Paul on 0852270332 UNUSED YAMAHA ELECTRIC Keyboard S213 60 Key + sustain pedal + instruction manual + teaching manual & CD. 4500 THB (NEW 9900 THB). Call Merv: 087 881 4767 or Taam: 085 190 1669 or email chabal.jaring@gmail.com Acoustic guitar for sale. Due to relocation I am selling my six string, (righthanded), acoustic guitar. It was made by the Simon and Patrick luthiers in Canada and is a quality instrument. It had a solid spruce top and is in great condition with a low action and minimal fret wear. It comes with a Hiscox flight case. Must be sold so best offer accepted. Ring Albie on 087 667 5464 Technisat I-Net Radio For Sale I-Net radio, cable + wifi, no Laptop needed. 30 watts Power 2000 baht from Technisat. New condition + books with remote, ac cable etc. Contact gutbart@web.de or call 084 676 0468
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General - sports Golf clubs/accessories for sale; Travel Bag: Fully padded and sturdy with wheels for easy movement around airports etc. Used twice. Just sent new set of clubs from Canada to Thailand & arrived in perfect condition - 1300 Baht; XXIO 460 CC Titanium Drive Original cost 18900 Baht. Excellent condition. 2500 Baht; Cobra Baffler Rail Hybrids 4H – 22 degree & 5H – 25 degree Excellent condition – used one season Easy to hit 4000 baht for both; Titleist Pro Trajectory 980 F 15 degree & 18 degree, Regular flex graphite shafts. Clubs in good condition but could use new grips. 2200 baht for both; Ping G10 18 degree Hybrid, Graphite shaft, Easy to hit hybrid. 1000 baht; Calloway VFT X Hybrid 3H – 21 degree Graphite Regular flex shaft Excellent condition. 1200 Baht; Goliath Winged Putter Very nice feel and weight, Some scratches on paint finish. 750 baht. Please call 084-468-4371 springfield golf membership for sale, 27 years remaining. Sensible offers please call 095 947 8837 Bored? No More! Pickleball is here! Join expats playing the fastest growing sport in Europe and North America! PICKLEBALL. But we play right here in Hua Hin every Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday from 11-1! We emphasize OPT - On the Play Training with plenty of fun exercise and socializing! Check us out on Facebook- Pickleball Hua Hin and watch the game and fundamentals on Youtube!
auto: 3 wheels & LESS honda scoopy blue and white, fuel injected 2012 28,000 baht. Call 081 817 3000
Condo For Sale 50 sqm 5 minutes night market, mountain and sea views. Part furnished to include fitted kitchen with electric hob and hood, air-con unit and water heater. Resort has swimming pool, fitness room and 24hr security. Price: 2.1m baht. Please contact ALANH07@LIVE.COM or call 062 278 3277 land for sale in prestigious area, mountain views, well maintained street. One Rai, gentle slope, 4km from Hua Hin centre off soi 56. Offers considered around 2.9 million baht. Please call 087 719 7388 Condotel Taweeporn – Quiet one bed apartment, 55 sq.m, beautifully fully furnished. Completely full open or full closed balcony, two air-cons, three ceiling fans and a TV. Ready to move in, and fantastic rental opportunities. Resort has a beautiful full length pool, gymnasium, cafe and garden. Price reduced to 2.3m baht. Please call 087 881 4767 (Eng.) or 085 190 1669 (Thai) or go to the online AWOL Classifieds for more details and pictures. large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.
Property wanted condo for rent wanted from January until August 2016. Studio or one bedroom near beach with swimming pool. Maximum monthly rent 12,000 baht. Please call Vincent on 085 334 6710
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auto: other Fishing/Pleasure Boat For Sale 33 foot inboard diesel engine–full kitchen, 2 berth, toilet and shower, pressurised water. On trailer in my garden in Hua Hin. Help given to launch and register — Thai registered. Would cost 7000 baht a month at Pranburi Marina for pontoon berth. Price: 690000 baht. Contact bobcheetham4@ hotmail.com or call 061 435 2310
Property for sale FOR SALE 85 sqm 2 bed, 2 bath condo in The Breeze Kao Takiab. Baht 5.2 million. Best deal in the area. Tel: Peter 0982755966 Email: peter@easycarhuahin.com
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property for Rent pool villa for rent. 3 Bed, 3 Bath, very private, nice garden, large pool, outdoor dining, free water, free cable TV, unlimited high speed internet. 4km from Hua Hin centre. 38,000 baht per month. Call 087 719 7388 Two 3 storey townhouses to let next to The Dusit; need repairs hence bargain rental price (offers invited). Contact David 092 927 7207 furnished APARTMENT FOR RENT. VIP Condo, sea view, amenities (pool, gym etc.) 10,000 baht p.m. (min. 3 mths). Contact David 092 927 7207 TO LET 2-bed unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English). TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information
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and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas a starman waiting in the sky One problem with writing a column just once a week is those headline stories which break just as you have submitted the next weeks’ page. And that is what happened last week with the announcement of the death of David Bowie. At such times it would be all too easy to read the lengthy media articles about the person in question, and to be influenced by them. Which is why, on this occasion, I have so far avoided reading those articles and might catch up with them later. One thing though has become clear over the last couple of weeks - that many of Bowies’ fans are much younger than those of us who remember his early days. With some failed records already behind him (including an album in 1967 which contained The Laughing Gnome) Bowie hit the big time in 1969 with Space Oddity, and then just carried on and on until the release of Blackstar just three days before his death. Little wonder that he continued to attract new fans along the way. But those who were around when he first fell to Earth will know that it wasn’t all plain sailing back then, as a browse through the UK album charts will show. From 1969 and through the early 1970’s British music was undergoing far more of a revolution than it had a few years before when the Beatles shot to fame. As well as all of grandmas old favourites - Val Doonican, Max Bygraves, Dana and the like, there was a vibrant mix of rock, heavy metal, glam and prog rock, along with ongoing hits from Elvis and Cliff, and the Osmonds for the children! The Stones, Rod Stewart, Slade, Fleetwood Mac, Abba, Wizzard, Hendrix, Mungo Jerry, 10CC, and many others were all up there in the early 70’s charts, all providing some serious competition. Disco was also big. People wanted to dance, and apart from Jean Genie and Rebel
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Rebel, there wasn’t much in Bowies’ early singles catalogue that you could fling yourself around to. So although he had some 68 entries in the UK charts between 1969 and 2000, only 19 reached the top 10, with just 5 making it to number 1. And yes, against all the odds The Laughing Gnome finally made it to number 6 when released as a single in 1973. Where Bowie really excelled was with albums, and in 1983 he had a record number of 10 albums all in the top 100 at the same time. He also chose an excellent backing group to accompany him on the Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust, and Aladdin Sane. The Spiders from Mars were formed in Hull of all places. Guitarist Mick Ronson and bassist Trevor Bolder were Hull lads, while drummer Woody Woodmansey was born in the nearby town of Driffield. We just have to be in there don’t we! Sadly of that Spiders/Ziggy lineup only one now remains - Woody Woodmansey - who can still tell a story or two about the old times, given half a chance. But it is Bowie who deservedly became the legend, and I would like to think that a fitting end to his story would be something like that of Spock. Shot out of the Enterprise in a shiny black casket to land on a distant planet far far away. On January 22nd 1945 the Old Burma Road was reopened. The road, which had provided an essential route for sending supplies from Burma into China earlier in the war, had been closed by Japanese forces in 1942, rendering it useless. The re-opening was said to have been a great success thanks to the efforts of the UN.
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johnny’s 56, Soi Selekam/Poolsuk; Last Thursday every month fun pub quiz from around 7.30pm. Kom Hom, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 3rd January) - call 085 294 1319 for details passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one 19th January). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. thaiwaii bar and restaurant, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week. TK Roadhouse, Khao Takiab; Monthly Pub Quiz; Pie & A Beer 150 THB special during the football. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) urban fuzion, Soi 61; Happy hour every day 3 to 8pm; Beer Buckets - 5 local beers 350 baht; Daily specials. British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant Coco Beach Club, Naresdamri Road (reservations, call 032 908080 after 4.30pm) Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
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RESULTS 20th January 2016 Majestic Creek A & B Stableford 20 entered 1st Dana Lilja 36 pts (08) 2nd Peter Whittaker 36 pts (23) 3rd Adrienne Fullerton 35 pts (11) 4th Mark Gagliardi 34 pts (13) 18th January 2016 Lake View AB Stableford 20 entered 1st Simon Seymour 38 pts (13) 2nd Mick Mace 36 pts (16) 3rd Eric Chappell 36 pts (21) 4th Michael Snakebite 34 pts (05) 15th January 2016 Lake View CD Stableford 11 entered 1st Lars Kristiansen 35 pts (07) 2nd Mick Mace 35 pts (16) 3rd Terry Fullerton 34 pts (18) 4th Michael Snakebite 33 pts (05) 13th January 2016 Banyan Stableford 32 entered 1st Ossi Rodenstein 40 pts (12) 2nd Seppo Rintala 37 pts (12) 3rd Ken Bell 36 pts (14) 4th Nigel Guest 36 pts (12) Fixtures 25th January 2016 Lakeview C&D Stableford 27th January 2016 Springfield TBA
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Hua Hin Pool Billiard League
Hua Hin Khao Takiab Cool POOL LEAGUE
results Week 28 15th January 2016 HHin Miss You (10) 2 - 6 (16) Sunset B’vard Infinity Bar (13) 5 - 3 (12) Kom Hom Jaew Bar (5) 1 - 7 (18) Master Cues Lucky Shot A (20) 8 - 0 (6) Coopers Beer Grdn Maria Bar 2 (4) 0 - 8 (20) Clansmen Squealing Pig (13) 4 - 4 (13) Maria Bar 1 TK Roadhouse (12) 4 - 4 (12) Johnnie’s 56 Lucky Shot B - no game League Table Team Clansmen Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 1 Infinity Bar Maria Bar 2 Kom Hom Squealing Pig TK Roadhouse Lucky Shot B Sunset B’vard Johnnie’s 56 Master Cues HHin Miss You Coopers Br Gdn Jaew Bar Pa’s Beer Grden
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P 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28 28
W 26 23 19 19 18 15 16 12 12 8 8 7 5 3 2 1
D 0 3 4 1 1 6 3 8 4 7 6 4 3 3 5 2
L 2 2 5 8 9 7 9 8 12 13 14 17 20 22 21 25
+/- Pts 126 52 98 49 76 42 48 39 60 37 48 36 42 35 18 32 6 28 -28 23 -26 22 -34 18 -70 13 -100 9 -102 9 -162 4
fixtures Week 29 22nd January 2016 Coopers Beer Garden v Squealing Pig Johnnie’s 56 v Lucky Shot A Lucky Shot B v Jaew Bar Maria Bar 1 v Kom Hom Master Cues v Maria Bar 2 Sunset Boulevard v Infinity Bar TK Roadhouse v Hua Hin Miss You Clansmen - no game Week 30 29th January 2016 Hua Hin Miss You v Clansmen Infinity Bar v Lucky Shot B Jaew Bar v Coopers Beer Garden Kom Hom v Squealing Pig Lucky Shot A v Sunset Boulevard Maria Bar 1 v Master Cues TK Roadhouse v Maria Bar 2 Johnnie’s 56 - no game
results Week 8 15th January 2016 Beach Hut 23 - 2 Golden Bar Exotic Bar 20 - 5 JNB JJ Sport Bar v Pat�s Place n/a Jungle Juice 13 - 12 Mucky Duck Muan 15 - 10 Somatch 3D Sasa Bar 5 - 20 Maria The Connection v TK Roadhouse n/a
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results Week 30 14th January 2016 Bobby’s Birds 8 - 12 Drink & Shelter JJ Sport Bar 12 - 8 Anytime Bar Lanla Bar 15 - 5 The Kiss Maria Bar 12 - 8 Exotic Bar Muan Bar 1 7 - 13 Bobby’s Boys Sasa Bar 11 - 9 Mucky Duck TK Roadhouse 8 - 12 Muan Bar 2 The Dream 8 - 12 Vinyl an Rose
Week 10 29th January 2016 Beach Hut v Mucky Duck Exotic Bar v Sasa Bar JJ Sport Bar v Jungle Juice Muan v Maria Somatch 3D v Pat�s Place The Connection v Golden Bar TK Roadhouse v JNB
Fixtures The season is over. Congratulations to Maria Bar on winning the league. Details of the new season will appear here when available.
League tablE P 8 8 8 8 8 8 7 7 7 8 8 7 8 8
W 7 7 6 4 5 5 5 5 5 2 1 1 1 0
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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FIXTURES Week 9 22nd January 2016 Golden Bar v JJ Sport Bar JNB v Muan Jungle Juice v Beach Hut Maria v Exotic Bar Mucky Duck v Sasa Bar Pat�s Place v The Connection Somatch 3D v TK Roadhouse
Team Exotic Bar Beach Hut Maria Mucky Duck Muan Sasa Bar JJ Sport Bar TK Roadhouse The Connection Jungle Juice JNB Pat‘s Place Golden Bar Somatch 3D
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L 1 1 2 4 3 3 2 2 2 6 7 6 7 8
+/64 54 46 22 10 4 27 23 9 -18 -50 -43 -70 -78
Pts 132 127 123 111 105 102 101 99 92 91 75 66 65 61
League Table Team Maria Bar Lanla Bar Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck JJ Sport Bar Exotic Bar Vinyl an Rose Muan Bar 1 Bobby’s Birds Bobby’s Boys Sasa Bar Drink & Shelter The Kiss The Dream Anytime Bar
Pa’s Beer Garden have dropped out so all games in the second half of the season recorded as (20) 8 - 0 (12).
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P 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30
W 28 25 23 20 19 16 12 14 13 10 10 9 11 6 5 0
L 1 4 4 7 8 10 17 13 15 19 18 17 15 21 24 28
+/250 168 150 90 78 26 -12 -12 -20 -42 -42 -58 -96 -112 -156 -212
Pts 425 384 375 345 339 313 294 294 290 279 279 271 252 244 222 194
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hua hin/khao takiab ladies Pool League
results Week 19 18th January 2016 Anytime Bar v The Squealing Pig n/a Dara Bar v Muan Bar n/a Exotic Bar v Kom Hom n/a Jaew Bar v Sunset Boulevard n/a Pit’s Cafe v Bar 80 Saloon n/a Sa Sa Bar v JNB Bar n/a The Clansmen v TK Roadhouse n/a The Connection v Waring Bar n/a Fixtures Week 20 25th January 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v The Clansmen JNB Bar v TK Roadhouse Kom Hom v Anytime Bar Muan Bar v The Connection Sa Sa Bar v Jaew Bar Sunset Boulevard v Dara Bar The Squealing Pig v Pit’s Cafe Waring Bar v Exotic Bar
League Table Team Muan Bar Squealing Pig The Clansmen Sunset B’vard JNB Bar TK Roadhouse Waring Bar The Connection Kom Hom Dara Bar Pit’s Cafe Bar 80 Saloon Sa Sa Bar Jaew Bar Exotic Bar Anytime Bar
thursday friendly Pool League
results Week 7 14th January 2016 Bar 80 Saloon 15 - 5 Coopers Beer Garden Dara Bar 12 - 8 Jaew Bar Hua Hin Bar 9 - 11 Hut Bar Komhom Bar 5 - 15 Robin Hood MasterCues Bar 9 - 11 Henk’s Pit’s Cafe 10 - 10 Connections Cafe Squealing Pig 14 - 6 Mr Dan’s Fixtures Week 9 28th January 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Squealing Pig Dara Bar v Hut Bar Henk’s v Jaew Bar Hua Hin Bar v Connections Cafe Komhom Bar v Coopers Beer Garden MasterCues Bar v Robin Hood Pit’s Cafe v Mr Dan’s League Table Team Robin Hood Komhom Bar Squealing Pig Pit’s Cafe MasterCues Bar 80 Saloon Connections Hut Bar Hua Hin Bar Mr Dan’s Jaew Bar Dara Bar Henk’s Coopers Br Gdn
P W D 7 7 0 7 6 0 7 5 1 7 4 1 7 4 1 7 3 0 7 2 3 7 3 1 7 2 0 7 2 1 7 1 0 7 1 1 7 3 0 7 1 1
L 0 1 1 2 2 4 2 3 5 4 6 5 4 5
+/56 34 28 30 12 6 -6 -8 -7 -14 -24 -34 -35 -38
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Pts 112 99 95 94 85 79 74 73 68 68 60 56 56 54
P 18 18 18 18 18 17 18 18 16 18 18 18 16 16 17 18
W 16 16 11 9 10 9 9 8 7 7 6 5 5 4 4 0
D 1 0 1 4 1 2 2 3 3 3 1 2 1 3 0 1
L 1 2 6 5 7 6 7 7 6 8 11 11 10 9 13 17
+/136 138 36 22 2 32 -16 24 14 4 -42 -40 -20 -54 -88 -148
Pts 33 32 23 22 21 20 20 19 17 17 13 12 11 11 8 1
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results Week 13 20th January 2016 All Nations GH 9 - 10 Jungle Juice A Jungle Juice B v King Bar A n/a JW Red 11 - 8 N & G Pk Panther Clouseau 6 - 13 Pk Panther Cato Tiger Bar 10 - 9 Limelight JW Black - No game Fixtures Week 14 27th January 2016 Jungle Juice A v Tiger Bar JW Black v All Nations GH King Bar A v JW Red Limelight v Jungle Juice B N & G v Pink Panther Clouseau Pink Panther Cato - No game League Table Team Pink Panther Cato Jungle Juice B Tiger Bar JW Red King Bar A Limelight Pk Pnthr Clouseau All Nations GH Jungle Juice A JW Black N&G
P 12 11 11 12 10 12 12 12 11 11 12
W 11 8 7 7 6 6 6 4 4 3 1
L 1 3 4 5 4 6 6 8 7 8 11
+/48 43 13 10 20 10 -16 -6 -25 -23 -74
Pts 22 16 14 14 12 12 12 8 8 6 2
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results Week 20 20th January 2016 Beach Hut Bar 13 - 7 Cooper’s Beer Garden Bobby’s Bangers v Dara’s Bar n/a Kom Hom Bar 7 - 13 Sunset Boulevard Maria’s Bar 16 - 4 Bar 80 Saloon Master Cues 10 - 10 Robin Hood Muan Bar 12 - 8 Pat’s Place Mucky Duck 9 - 11 The Squealing Pig Pit’s Cafe 15 - 5 Jaew Bar TK Roadhouse 8 - 12 Bobby’s Beauties White House Bar 9 - 11 Casanova’s The Bridge - no game Fixtures Week 21 27th January 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Bobby’s Beauties Bobby’s Bangers v Beach Hut Bar Casanova’s v TK Roadhouse Cooper’s Beer Garden v Kom Hom Bar Dara’s Bar v Pit’s Cafe Jaew Bar v Muan Bar Robin Hood v Maria’s Bar Sunset Boulevard v Master Cues The Bridge v Mucky Duck The Squealing Pig v White House Bar Pat’s Place - no game League Table Team Maria’s Bar Robin Hood Sunset B’vard Squealing Pig Pit’s Cafe Bar 80 Saloon Beach Hut Bar Muan Bar Mucky Duck TK Roadhouse Master Cues Dara’s Bar The Bridge Kom Hom Bar Bobby’s B’ties Coopers Br Gdn Bobby’s Bngers White House Casanova’s Pat’s Place Jaew Bar
P 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 18 19 19 19 18 19 19 19 19 18 19 18 20 19
W 17 15 14 13 12 12 11 10 9 8 9 7 8 8 5 5 4 3 2 2 0
D 0 3 2 3 3 2 2 1 3 3 1 4 1 1 6 3 3 2 1 1 3
L 2 1 3 3 4 5 6 7 7 8 9 7 10 10 8 11 11 14 15 17 16
+/176 134 84 58 54 30 24 34 20 16 14 -2 -36 -38 -24 -58 -60 -88 -90 -126 -122
Pts 34 33 30 29 27 26 24 21 21 19 19 18 17 17 16 13 11 8 5 5 3
Please note: Aussie Bar has closed and their team has withdrawn from the league
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results 19th January 2016 Ladies Singles competition held at Blue Lagoon, Cha Am. Results not available.
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hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!
Team Blue Lagoon 1 Jungle Juice Urs Treff The Clansmen Kom Hom Robin’s Rest Blue lagoon 2 Johnny’s 56 Mojo’s HHin Miss You
P W D 8 8 0 9 7 0 8 6 0 9 6 0 8 4 0 9 4 0 8 2 0 9 2 0 9 2 0 7 1 0
L 0 2 2 3 4 5 6 7 7 6
+/88 66 60 20 10 -20 -54 -62 -72 -36
Pts 16 14 12 12 8 8 4 4 4 2
Fixtures 26th January 2016 Blue Lagoon 1 v Urs Treff CHA AM Hua Hin Miss You v Robin’s Rest Johnny’s 56 v Mojo’s Jungle Juice v Blue lagoon 2 Kom Hom v The Clansmen
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The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www. h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 23rd January 2016 @4 pm Hua Hin H3 Run #324 Location: Off Soi 112 Google Map Link: goo.gl/maps/91QutAG6c692 GPS COORDINATES: N 12 31’ 38.0’’ E 99 55’ 17.9’’ From Hua Hin or Cha-Am: Google Map link goo.gl/ maps/91QutAG6c692 Make your way on Phet Kasem Road Cross over the railway flyover, turn right onto Soi 112, past 7-Eleven, travel 3.5 km turn right HHH (signposted Sawanboutique Hotel) follow switchback road for 1.7 km. CP left hand side. Hares: Jock Twat & Bent Banana, Hash Snacks: Legs Wide Open Hash Tax: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free). Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.
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Sunday 24th January 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE West Ham v Man City 00:30 Everton v Swansea 20:30 Arsenal v Chelsea 23:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Hamilton v Hearts 19:45
(all times Thailand) Saturday 23rd January 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE Norwich v Liverpool 19:45 Crystal Palace v Tottenham 15:00 Leicester v Stoke 15:00 Man Utd v Southampton 15:00 Sunderland v Bournemouth 15:00 Watford v Newcastle 15:00 West Brom v Aston Villa 15:00 CHAMPIONSHIP QPR v Wolves 19:30 Birmingham v Ipswich 15:00 Bolton v MK Dons 15:00 Brighton v Huddersfield 15:00 Cardiff v Rotherham 15:00 Charlton v Blackburn 15:00 Fulham v Hull 15:00 Leeds v Bristol City 15:00 Middlesbrough v Nottm Forest 15:00 Preston v Brentford 15:00 Reading v Sheff Wed 15:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Aberdeen v Dundee 02:45 Celtic v St Johnstone 15:00 Dundee Utd v Kilmarnock 15:00 Inverness CT v Partick Thistle 15:00 Motherwell v Ross County 15:00
Tuesday 26th January 2016 CHAMPIONSHIP Burnley v Derby 02:45 Wednesday 27th January 2016 LEAGUE CUP - SEMI-FINAL Liverpool v Stoke (agg 1-0) 02:45 CHAMPIONSHIP Brentford v Leeds 02:45 Nottm Forest v QPR 02:45 SCOTTISH CUP - FOURTH ROUND Dundee v Falkirk 02:45 Featured Game
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Team Arsenal Leicester Man City Tottenham Man Utd West Ham Stoke Crystal Palace Liverpool Southampton Everton Watford West Brom Chelsea Bournemouth Norwich Swansea Newcastle Sunderland Aston Villa
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GD 16 13 22 20 8 8 2 -1 -3 7 7 0 -8 -3 -11 -14 -10 -15 -18 -20
PTS 44 44 43 39 37 35 33 31 31 30 29 29 27 25 24 23 22 21 18 12
Sunday 24th January 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE Arsenal v Chelsea 23:00 Despite the points and position difference between the two, this is a fixture that Arsenal need to win if they are serious about their title challenge. However this will not be an easy game for them, and the Blues have been in better form since the departure of the Special One. They would love nothing more than to put a dent in Arsenal’s hopes, and this is likely to be a full blooded London derby, and we wouldn’t be at all surprised if it gets nasty. A draw is probably the most likely outcome, but we have a sneaking suspicion that this will be where Arsenal implode and get beaten, leaving the title race wide open.
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royal rumble! Queen stripped of her crown after she refuses to fight Prince Charles
england The World Boxing Federation has announced that it is ready to strip the Queen of her crown after she refused to defend it against Prince Charles. Her Majesty has been under pressure to get into the ring against the challenger for some time, not least from Charles himself, but has consistently refused. The crown will be considered ‘open’ if the WBF carry out their threat, and would be awarded to either Princes Charles and William as soon as a bout could be arranged. “Her majesty was a tasty fighter in her day but she’s been resting on her laurels and ducking a fight for too long,” explained WBF spokesman Simon Williams. “Charles has been after a shot at the title for forty years and the time comes when you’ve got to say enough is enough.” “Royalty is a fighters game, and if you won’t defend your crown – well, use it or lose it.” The Queen is said to be wary of a fight,
Left: Queen Elizabeth II in her fighting heyday, alongside stalwart right hand man, Phil the Greek
especially against Princes William or Harry, but has asked if could stage a comeback against Prince Naseem Hamed as he’s a big fat sod these days. It has also been reported that she might be prepared to face up against Donald Trump if he becomes President of the USA, in a winner takes all grudge match to unify the WBO and WBF titles, although this would hinge on equally vicious fights between Hilary Clinton
and at least three challengers, followed by an anticipated Trump - Clinton matchup. Bookmakers are already taking bets on the outcome of a QEII versus Trump clash with some big money coming in backing a Royal victory.
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