AWOL issue 386

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issue 3 86 15th July 2016

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hua hin, THAILAND Some of our readers will be aware of a news story from Phuket about legal issues surrounding the renting out of properties, and notably periods under 30 days. We have consulted our friends and advertisers at Legal Services Hua Hin to try and clarify the situation for property owners in Hua Hin. Essentially it is illegal to rent any property out for a period of less than 30 days unless you have a hotel or guesthouse licence. Renting properties out for longer than 30 days is permitted, but if the owner of the property is a foreigner, the legal situation is less clear; some reports have suggested that in this case the foreigner requires a work permit, but Legal Services Hua Hin have said that a guaranteed solution is to transfer the ownership of the property either into a Thai’s name, such as a wife or children, or into a Thai company name. However they added that anyone in this type of situation should consult a lawyer before taking any action, as individual circumstances may change how this can be handled.

While the authorities in Hua Hin have not, as far as we can ascertain, taken any action regarding this issue so far, it seems likely that the understandable pressure from the hotel industry regarding sub-30 day rentals will lead to investigations and possible action in the future, and we would advise any condo owner in particular to seek advice for their situation.

It is clear that the situation in Phuket is at least partly driven because the hotels there are reportedly suffering a drop in turnover, but the law governing the rental of property has been established for many years, so we believe it would be wise for anybody to make sure that they aren’t at risk of falling foul of this law. Hua Hin Legal Services can be found next to the Makro in Soi 4, and can be contacted by calling 084 881 8396, or via their website, legalserviceshuahin.com.

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CITY Weather High °C Amsterdam Passing clouds 18 Ankara Sunny 34 Athens Sunny 34 Auckland Cool 12 Beijing Light rain 26 Berlin Light rain 16 Buenos Aires Sunny 12 Cairo Sunny 37 Chicago Partly sunny 22 Copenhagen Broken clouds 19 Dubai Clear 38 Dublin Partly sunny 17 Helsinki Scattered clouds 20 Ho Chi Minh City Chance of a t’storm 35 Hong Kong Passing clouds 31 Islamabad Scattered clouds 33 Jakarta Passing clouds 29 Jerusalem Sunny 31 Johannesburg Sunny 16 Karachi Scattered clouds 32 Kuala Lumpur Broken clouds 27 London Scattered clouds 18 Madrid Sunny 27 Manila Light rain 28 Mexico City Overcast 14 Moscow Overcast 23 Mumbai More clouds than sun 26 New Delhi Thundershowers 29 New York Overcast 25 Oslo Overcast 20 Paris Partly sunny 18 Perth Passing clouds 16 Phnom-Penh Partly cloudy 32 Rio De Janeiro Clear 22 Riyadh Clear 44 Rome Scattered clouds 29 San Francisco Passing clouds 13 Seoul Partly cloudy 28 Shanghai Passing clouds 28 Singapore Passing clouds 28 Stockholm Partly sunny 20 Sydney Clear 9 Taibei/Taipei Passing clouds 31 Tokyo Sprinkles 22 Vancouver Passing clouds 15 Vientiane Chance of a t’storm 31 Yangon Mostly cloudy 28 Zurich Overcast 12

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Rain (mm) Conditions Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri

Temp. °C Tides High Low 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 1 Showers 31 27 05:05 1.3m 16:32 2.5m - 12 Thunderstorm 31 25 04:53 1.3m 16:58 2.5m - 0 Partly cloudy 34 29 04:58 1.3m 07:10 2.1m 12:47 1.4m 17:27 2.6m 3 Rain and sun 31 26 05:13 1.2m 07:07 2.1m 13:42 1.4m 17:56 2.6m 2 Rain and sunny spells 31 24 05:32 1.2m 07:18 2.1m 14:25 1.4m 18:25 2.6m 4 Mostly cloudy; showers 30 26 05:53 1.2m 07:36 2.1m 15:02 1.4m 18:53 2.6m 2 Passing showers 32 26 06:14 1.3m 07:58 2.2m 15:38 1.4m 19:18 2.6m

thailand weather (14-7-16) Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Aranyaprathet 32 °C 70% Partly Cloudy Bangkok 31 °C 66% Partly Cloudy Bhumibol Dam 32 °C 62% Scattered Clds Bua Chum 26 °C 90% Thunderstorm Chaiyaphum 27 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Chanthaburi 29 °C 84% Light Rain Chiang Mai 29 °C 66% Light Rain Chiang Rai 27 °C 94% Overcast Chumphon 27 °C 89% Light Rain Hat Yai 29 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Kam Paeng Phet 29 °C 74% Scattered Clds Kanchanaburi 30 °C 71% Partly Cloudy Khanom 29 °C 70% Partly Cloudy Khlong Yai 29 °C 84% Light Rain Khon Kaen 29 °C 74% Partly Cloudy Ko Lanta 26 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Ko Samui 29 °C 70% Partly Cloudy Ko Sichang 30 °C 66% Partly Cloudy Krabi 26 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Laemchabang 30 °C 66% Partly Cloudy Lampang 26 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Lamphun 29 °C 66% Light Rain Loei 29 °C 79% Mostly Cloudy Lop Buri 31 °C 66% Partly Cloudy Mae Hong Son 27 °C 79% Light Rain Mae Sariang 24 °C 88% Rain Mae Sot 24 °C 90% Cloudy Mukdahan 27 °C 94% Clear Nakhon Phanom 27 °C 94% Clear Nakhon Ratch. 28 °C 81% Thunderstorm Nakhon Sawan 27 °C 88% Mostly Cloudy Nakhon Si Tham. 27 °C 89% Partly Cloudy Nan 28 °C 79% Showers

Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Narathiwat 29 °C 79% Mostly Cloudy Nong Khai 29 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Pattani 29 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Pattaya 29 °C 79% Scattered Clds Phayao 27 °C 94% Overcast Phetchabun 29 °C 74% Scattered Clds Phetchaburi 31 °C 58% Partly Cloudy Phitsanulok 29 °C 74% Scattered Clds Phrae 26 °C 94% Mostly Cloudy Phuket 27 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Prachin Buri 31 °C 66% Partly Cloudy Prachuap K.khan 31 °C 58% Partly Cloudy Ranong 27 °C 89% Light Rain Rayong 29 °C 85% Scattered Clds Roi Et 29 °C 79% Partly Cloudy Sakon Nakhon 29 °C 84% Clear Sattahip 29 °C 79% Scattered Clds Satun 29 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Songkhla 29 °C 74% Mostly Cloudy Suphan Buri 31 °C 67% Partly Cloudy Surat Thani 24 °C 100% Scattered Clds Surin 32 °C 75% Scattered Clds Tak 32 °C 62% Scattered Clds Takua Pa 27 °C 84% Mostly Cloudy Tha Tum 32 °C 75% Scattered Clds Tha Wang Pha 28 °C 79% Showers Rain Thong Pha Phum 26 °C 93% Cloudy Trang 27 °C 89% Partly Cloudy Ubon Ratchathani 28 °C 84% Partly Cloudy Udon Thani 30 °C 74% Scattered Clds Uttaradit 32 °C 62% Scattered Clds Wichian Buri 26 °C 91% Thunderstorm

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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. intended to put the hounds on the scent rather than to This week it is..... Red herring A deliberate misleading and diverting of attention from throw them off it. Nevertheless, the laying of a scent trail for dogs does establish the linguistic ‘surrogate’ meaning the real issue.

Red herrings are salted herrings that turn a reddish for ‘red herring’ and the further step to ‘deliberate deceit’ colour during the smoking process. They have come to isn’t a large one. be synonymous with the deliberate false trails that are Another theory is that the meaning derives from a trick played on one of his servants by the wealthy English the stock in trade of ‘who done it’ thrillers.

The term has been used to refer to people as well clergyman Jasper Mayne. Mayne died in 1672 and willed as to fish for some centuries. John Heywood’s 1546 large sums for the rebuilding of St Paul’s Cathedral and glossary, A dialogue conteinyng the nomber in effect of to the poor people of his parishes of Cassington and all the prouerbes in the Englishe tongue includes the Pyrton. He also willed to a servant “Somewhat that would make him Drink after his Death”, which was left expression: in a large trunk. When the trunk was opened the servant She is nother fyshe nor fleshe, nor good red hearyng.

Fish was eaten by the clergy, flesh by the rich and the was disappointed to find that the bequest turned out to be dried and smoked herrings by the poor. So this list of the a salted herring. The will doesn’t mention a ‘red herring’, foods eaten by all classes of society was a metaphor for but a report of the event in Jacob’s Poetical Register, 1719, does, so we can date the ‘false representation’ ‘encompassing all eventualities’.

How do we move from the actual herrings in that meaning to that date at the latest. expression to the figurative ‘throwing off the scent’ Of the two theories, the Mayne story seems the more meaning? One theory has it that the meaning derives compelling. It introduces the idea of a deliberate from the practice of using the oily and smelly herrings misdirection, which, unless we are to believe that people to lay false trails for hunting dogs. This practice is well deliberately misdirected hounds, the other lacks. documented from as far back as the late 1600s and Whatever the source, the figurative usage of the phrase Nicholas Cox’s The Sportsman’s Dictionary: Or The was well established in UK by the early 1800s and had migrated to the USA by the middle of the century, as in Gentleman’s Companion, 1686 describes it: “The trailing or dragging of a dead Cat, or Fox, (and in this example from The New York Times, in May 1864: case of necessity a Red-Herring) three or four miles... But when the Emperor found that England would not join him in a war, he cleverly started the “red herring” and then laying the Dogs on the scent.”

It seems implausible that people laid false ‘fishy’ trails in of the Congress which he knew well enough was out of order to deceive hounds so that their prey would escape. the question, but which has admirably answered his After all, there was no hunt saboteur movement in 1686, purpose of creating a diversion. and who would have a motive to do that? It’s more likely that the use of red herrings was a training exercise,

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“Most people are giving about a gallon.” tragedy Tony Blair was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the former Prime Minister if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “tragedy”.

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“No,” said Blair, “that would be an accident.”

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“I’m afraid not,” explained the Prime Minister, “that’s what we would call a great loss.”

The room went silent. No other children volunteered.

Tony searched the room.

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www.legalserviceshuahin.com Acoustic guitar for sale. Due to relocation I am selling my six string, (righthanded), acoustic guitar. It was made by the Simon and Patrick luthiers in Canada and is a quality instrument. It had a solid spruce top and is in great condition with a low action and minimal fret wear. It comes with a Hiscox flight case. Must be sold so best offer accepted. Ring Albie on 087 667 5464

General - sports pickleball paknam pran Pickleball partner for single play needed for early morning play or late afternoon play at Evason Resort. Email sledpullric@gmail.com BADMINTON PLAYER ? We play every monday and friday from 9 to 10 h in a sport center north of Hua Hin. We play in double and are looking for one or two players to complete our team. Average level. Tel Robert 098 356 2290 PLAYING TENNIS ? Am looking for a partner- average level - single or double -1 or 2 times/week. Tel 098 356 2290 Robert Bored? No More! Pickleball is here! Join expats playing the fastest growing sport in Europe and North America! PICKLEBALL. But we play right here in Hua Hin every Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday from 11-1! We emphasize OPT - On the Play Training with plenty of fun exercise and socializing! Check us out on Facebook- Pickleball Hua Hin and watch the game and fundamentals on Youtube!

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Property for sale Two Bed House For Rent Or Sale Soi 102. Fully furnished, internet connection, cable tv, laundry machine. Space to park car & motor bike inside. Location over railway tracks soi 102 600 meters after 7 eleven turn left. Rent : 12,000 p.m. Sale: 3.2 mill o.t.o. Tel 087 169 8440 eng 085 293 3843 thai Condotel Taweeporn – Quiet one bed apartment, 55 sq.m, beautifully fully furnished. Completely full open or full closed balcony, two air-cons, three ceiling fans and a TV. Ready to move in, and fantastic rental opportunities. Resort has a beautiful full length pool, gymnasium, cafe and garden. Price reduced to 2.3m baht. Please call 087 881 4767 (Eng.) or 085 190 1669 (Thai) or go to the online AWOL Classifieds for more details and pictures.

Studio Apartment in Khao Takiab for sale. A great investment opportunity with a yield of 10%. This apartment is in Baan Plean Ploen in Khao Takiab. This 30 square meter apartment on the 3rd floor facing the swimming pool is fully furnished with free communal swimming pool fitness and Wifi, and TV with True Visions. 30 metres to the local beach and the green bus to Hua Hin is nearby. For sale for 1.85m or I will accept a reasonable offer. It rents for 15,000 per month. Email chris.b@btinternet. com or call 090 996 4731 townhouse for sale or rent, 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, internet, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave), parking for 1 car, long term or short term, ready to move in. Rent 10,000 baht a month, sale 1.7 m baht. Call Ja on 083 316 6424 plot of land for sale, half a rai at Nong Heing, with spectacular mountain and golf course views, near international school and water park. Tel. 086 169 1978 FOR SALE 85 sqm 2 bed, 2 bath condo in The Breeze Kao Takiab. Baht 5.2 million.

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Please contact ALANH07@LIVE.COM or call 062 278 3277 land for sale in prestigious area, mountain views, well maintained street. One Rai, gentle slope, 4km from Hua Hin centre off soi 56. Offers considered around 2.9 million baht. Please call 087 719 7388 large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.

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TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information

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Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Hua Hin Tourist Police 032 516 219 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 520 617 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TOT Call Centre 1100 TT&T 032 532 018 3BB 032-900020-1, 086-0127273 3BB Call Centre 1530 CAT 032 511 350 Alcoholics Anonymous 0870 620 098 Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928

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Local Consular Representatives CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org

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and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas majestic in every sense We all know that a week is a long time in politics, but we also know that - barring any more upsets - both Britain and the US could both have female leaders before long.

So it can be easy to overlook the fact that women have also been very prominent in politics in the past. One such woman was Barbara Castle, who served as an MP for 34 years, and became UK Minister of Transport back in 1965, a post she held for three years.

During those three years Barbara Castle was to continue her support for the building of a bridge over the river Humber to link North Lincolnshire with East Yorkshire, an idea for which plans had first been drawn up in the 1930’s. But it would be several more years before the long awaited bridge opened on July 17th 1981 - and what a sight it was.

Officially opened by the Queen, the bridge was at that time the longest single span suspension bridge in the world, a record it held for 16 years. Thousands of people attended the opening, and I went along with a couple of friends, armed with the other halfs’ Nikon, together with all the paraphernalia that cameras needed in pre-digital days. We dutifully waved our flags as the Queen passed by, and instinctively ducked as the Red Arrows did their bit, before making a day of it with lunch at the pub, while Her Maj went off to a more posh affair with the Lord Mayor of Hull.

Despite already having been dubbed ‘the bridge to nowhere’ we were, and still are, quite proud of it. The original plan for the bridge to form part of an east coast motorway link between East Anglia and Newcastle has never materialised, and although it took a while for many locals on both sides of the Humber to overcome their Yorkshire/Lincolnshire prejudices, the much easier transport link is now well used.

But back to July 17th 1981. By the time we left the pub

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the main road out of Hull was once again quiet, except for several groups of two or three police dotted along the grass verge. It transpired that they had been strategically placed to control the crowds expected when the Queen set off home again after her posh lunch, but this time no crowds had turned up. I only hope she appreciated the three slightly tipsy loyal subjects who took the time to wait and wave their flags again.

Now, for those of you who still have fond memories of the pre-digital age, there is a glimmer of hope in the form of the ‘dumb phone’. Time to get out your old Nokia phones folks - they are set to make a come back. Not that mine ever went away, and of course even the clunkiest of mobile phones can’t be accused of being pre- digital, but it seems that for some common sense is beginning to take over. There is really no need to replace your phone every year, often at huge cost, simply to have the latest model. Especially if all you really need to do is text and speak.

The increasing craze for ‘retro’ also includes vinyl records, which are seeing an ever growing increase in sales. Unfortunately most of us consigned our turntables to the scrap heap years ago, and while I can appreciate that vinyl does have what some say are nostalgic crackles I’ll stick with the CDs for now - along with the old Nokia of course.

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Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline.net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5. new & Upcoming Rescue Paws is a non-profit organization based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray animal population. Find out more on their website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook page RescuePawsThailand trash hero hua hin now every Sunday at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their eponymous Facebook page for weekly details.

Ongoing HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking is your hobby you can join an international group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Each one of the members in the group has a chance to host a dinner party in his/her home for the other members. If you love cooking and like to make new friends you should

join. You do not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 562290 Dusit Thani Hua Hin Soccer Academy: exercise and professional football coaching for kids.

Hua Hin Hash house Harriers every Saturday around the area. (see p22) Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening

surf 102.5 fm schedule The Breakfast Show with Steve Johnston Mon. to Fri. 7:30 - 10:00 including the daily prize game, the Surfboard Challenge Asia Pop 40 with Dom Lau Sat. 09:00 - 12:00, Sun. 15:00 - 18:00 Tue. 21:00 - 24:00

“Something On The Radio” with James Ross Sun., Wed., Fri. 21:00-23:00

LA Spinz with Peter Reynolds Mon., Wed., Fri. 19:30 Q Burn Rocks On with Peter Antony Fri. 23:00

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Peo (Swedish) - 086 012 0856 Henrik 095-950-7550 Loren - 081-007-6856 Terry - 091-883-7757

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Let’s Eat RESTAURANT Open 9am to 9pm English Breakfast and Thai Food Soi 3 Khao Takiab (next to 7-11) Call 082 294 5602

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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. recently added and coming soon the palm bistro, soi 88; Join their Sunday Lunch Club and start earn ing a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) red piano, Soi Kanjanomai; Friday 22nd July from 7pm, 5 course wine pairing dinner 1899 baht per person; only 40 places, so reserve on 032 900 510 or 087 158 3786 coopers 94, Soi 94; Coopers International Quiz Night is back in the new Coopers Bar. Last Monday of the month, 7:30 start with quiz master Andy G. Complimentary food at the break and prize for the winners. Still on Soi 94 but next door to the Chinese Restaurant and next to the Spa. All welcome. Come along and have some fun.

Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road; quiz night on Tuesday night every week. Quiz master Andy G at the helm and the quiz starts at 7:30 sharp. All welcome mucky duck, Soi 88/94; Italian Night Tuesday 19th July - Spaghetti Carbonara or Spaghetti Bolognese both with Garlic Bread, Just 180 baht Please make a reservation (see ad back page) Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam; State of Origin games from June 1st - Free beer from start until first point scored. king bar, Soi Binthabaht; Quiz second Monday of every month (next one Monday 8th August at 7.30 pm) please note this is a change from previously. Free entry, food and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome.

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Baan Silapin artist village, Pala U Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm.

Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; FREE Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. British Breakfast all day, Only 119 bt. dizzy dolphin, Soi Samorphong; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/65 baht. Live band every Friday from 8pm. double d, Soi 6; Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht.

Dream Restaurant & Bar, Soi 88; Every Friday from 6pm Buffet featuring Swedish, Thai and European food, just 279 baht. Also have pizzas and kebabs. father teds, Damnoernkasem Road; Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p13 for

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Kom Hom, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 6th August) - call 085 294 1319 for details passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) red piano, Soi Kanjanomai; Free flow Fridays - every Friday between 6 and 8pm free flow wine for 499 baht per person plus complimentary food boards including tapas, cold cuts, Indian platter and cheeses. Summer Special drinks promotion every day from 12 until 4pm - 99 baht for any of the special smoothies, shakes and other listed drinks.

Spots pool bar, Soi 88; Draft Singha and Leo just 65 baht.

Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (however next one is on Thursday 21st July due to Buddhist holiday on 19th). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. thaiwaii bar and restaurant, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week.

Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.

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hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!

The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hour’s. run/walk in the surrounding countryside followed by a social gathering. lf you would like to come along then visit our website http// www.h2h3-cah3.weebly.com or Facebook at wwwfacebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. Please note that people attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk.

NEXT RUN Saturday 16th July 2016 Meeting @ 4:30 pm.

Cha-Am Hash House Harriers (H2H3) Run #289 Location: South side of Chom Phol Road on road to Haunted House and Phetchaburi College of Agriculture.

Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ nUSTKu5bYt72 GPS COORDINATES: N 12.651895 E 99.888516 (N 12 39.114 E 99 53.311) Directions to run site: From Hua Hin or Cha-Am via Phet Kasem Road : Map Link https://goo.gl/ maps/xf2GRBgjdor Travel NORTH from Hua Hin and turn LEFT or

SOUTH from Cha-Am and make a U-Turn on Phet Kasem Road and then LEFT on to Chom Phol Road (Route 1010) located between the 206 &207 km Markers. Drive 6.8 km and turn LEFT at HHH sign and continue a further 1.8 km to run site on the RIGHT. Alternative using the by-pass (Route AH2/37): Map Link https://goo.gl/maps/FFpWht7gYYS2 Travel NORTH from Hua Hin and turn RIGHT or SOUTH from Cha-Am and turn LEFT on to Chom Phol Road (Route 1010) located between the 16 & 17 km Markers. Drive 1.2 km and turn RIGHT then continue 1.8 Km to run site on RIGHT. Hares: One Brick Short & Special services HASH TAX if CAH3 Run: Adult Hashers 50 Baht, Hashers 8 thru 18 years old 25 Baht. Please place money in an envelope, write your names on the outside together with amount enclosed, seal it and place in drop box provided. NOTE BYO Beers.

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RESULTS 11th July 2016 Lake View AB Stableford 14 entered 1st Peter Hayes 41 pts (11) 2nd Doug Miller 40 pts (09) 3rd Steve Shepherdson 39 pts (05) 4th Richard Hooi 38 pts (10)

Results 12th July 2016 Black Mountain Stableford 44 entered 1st Ben Amelsvoort 43 pts (19) 2nd Chuan Walker 38 pts (06) 3rd Adrian Legget 38 pts (10) 4th Rob Prudon 38 pts (23)

Results 8th July 2016 Stableford Course AB 1st Bill Malone (19) 35pts 2nd Reto Vorburger (5) 34pts 3rd Bill Evans (11) 33pts 4th Paul Malone (17) 33pts

6th July 2016 Palm Hills Stableford 27 entered 1st Adrian Byrne 38 pts (23) 2nd Mark Ridgeway 38 pts (12) 3rd Terry Fullerton 36 pts (19) 4th Gary Engleman 36 pts (13)

8th July 2016 Lake View A + B Stableford 23 entered 1st David Buchan 42 pts (25) 2nd Thomas Pagden 39 pts (02) 3rd Anne Dorkjan 39 pts (27) 4th Han Hakvoort 38 pts (17)

11th July 2016 Stableford Course AB 1st Bill Evans (11) 42pts 2nd Reto Vorburger (5) 36pts 3rd Peter Tucker (11) 36pts

Fixtures 18th July 2016 Lake View A&B Stableford 20th July 2016 Springfield A&B Stableford

fixtures 19th July Majestic Stableford 22nd July Banyan Stableford

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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you are interested in joining in, and thanks to Nigel for the results.

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results Week 22 7th July 2016 Bobby’s Birds 8 - 13 Anytime Bar Lanla Bar 11 - 10 Drink & Shelter Maria Bar 10 - 11 Vinyl an Rose Muan Bar 17 - 4 The Dream Mucky Duck 13 - 8 JJ Sport Bar Sasa Bar 11 - 10 Exotic Bar TK Roadhouse 17 - 4 Bobby’s Boys

results Week 11 11th July 2016 Jaew Bar 9 - 9 Exotic Bar Jungle Juice v Dara Bar n/a Kom Hom 10 - 8 Cheeky Monkey Muan Bar 13 - 5 Bar 80 Saloon Pat’s Place 12 - 6 Ae De Dang Bar Pit’s Cafe 5 - 13 The Squealing Pig Sa Sa Bar 6 - 12 The Connection Sport Bar 7 - 11 Robin Hood Sunset Boulevard 10 - 8 Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse 10 - 8 Anytime Bar

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P 11 11 11 11 11 11 10 11 11 11 10 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11

W 10 8 8 8 7 6 5 5 5 5 4 4 3 3 4 3 3 3 2 1

D L 1 0 2 1 2 1 1 2 0 4 2 3 2 3 2 4 1 5 1 5 2 4 2 5 3 5 2 6 0 7 1 7 0 8 0 8 0 9 0 10

Fixtures Week 4 21st July 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Dara Bar Coopers 94 v Jaew Bar Hut Bar v Pit’s Cafe Komhom Bar v The Breeze MasterCues Bar v Connections Cafe Mona Bar v Hua Hin Bar Mr Dan’s v Mint Bar Squealing Pig v Robin Hood

League Table

+/- Pts 98 21 48 18 46 18 52 17 30 14 18 14 14 12 6 12 -4 11 -12 11 3 10 -18 10 -12 9 -8 8 -34 8 -22 7 -36 6 -44 6 -58 4 -67 2

Team Muan Bar Maria Bar Mucky Duck TK Roadhouse Vinyl an Rose Bobby’s Boys Lanla Bar Exotic Bar Drink & Shelter JJ Sport Bar Sasa Bar Anytime Bar Bobby’s Birds The Dream

P 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22

W 22 17 17 16 13 11 9 10 8 7 8 6 5 5

L 0 5 5 6 9 11 13 12 14 15 14 16 17 17

+/206 102 94 60 16 -10 -22 -28 -28 -40 -62 -84 -102 -102

thursday friendly Pool League

results Week 2 7th July 2016 Bar 80 Saloon 10 - 10 Mint Bar Coopers 94 9 - 11 Hua Hin Bar Dara Bar 11 - 9 Connections Cafe Hut Bar 10 - 10 Mona Bar Komhom Bar 14 - 6 Pit’s Cafe MasterCues Bar 6 - 14 Robin Hood Mr Dan’s 12 - 8 Jaew Bar Squealing Pig 19 - 1 The Breeze

Fixtures Week 24 21st July 2016 Bobby’s Birds v Bobby’s Boys JJ Sport Bar v Exotic Bar Lanla Bar v Vinyl an Rose Muan Bar v Maria Bar Mucky Duck v Anytime Bar Sasa Bar v Drink & Shelter TK Roadhouse v The Dream

Fixtures Week 12 18th July 2016 Ae De Dang Bar v Pit’s Cafe Anytime Bar v Pat’s Place Bar 80 Saloon v TK Roadhouse Cheeky Monkey v Muan Bar Dara Bar v Kom Hom Exotic Bar v Jungle Juice Muan Bar 2 v Jaew Bar Robin Hood v Sunset Boulevard The Connection v Sport Bar The Squealing Pig v Sa Sa Bar Team Muan Bar Sunset B’vard Squealing Pig Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse Kom Hom Jungle Juice The Connection Cheeky Monkey Sa Sa Bar Dara Bar Jaew Bar Exotic Bar Robin Hood Pat’s Place Anytime Bar Bar 80 Saloon Sport Bar Pit’s Cafe Ae De Dang Bar

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Pts 334 282 278 261 239 226 220 217 217 211 200 189 180 180

League Table Team Squealing Pig Robin Hood Mr Dan’s Komhom Bar Dara Bar Connections Mona Bar Hut Bar Mint Bar Hua Hin Bar MasterCues Pit’s Cafe Coopers 94 Jaew Bar Bar 80 Saloon The Breeze

P W D 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 1 1 2 2 0 2 1 0 2 0 2 2 0 1 2 0 1 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 2 0 1 2 0 0

L 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 1 1 1 2 2 1 2

+/26 20 8 8 4 0 0 -2 -2 -6 -6 -6 -4 -6 -12 -22

Pts 37 34 28 27 26 22 22 20 20 19 19 19 18 17 15 9

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HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE

results Week 11 13th July 2016 JW Red 13 - 6 JW Black Limelight 14 - 5 All Nations GH N & G v Pink Panther Cato n/a Pink Panther Clouseau 4 - 15 Jungle Juice A Tiger Bar 10 - 9 King Bar A Bentho Bar - no game

results Week 2 13th July 2016 Bar 80 Saloon 9 - 11 Infinity Bar Cooper’s 94 12 - 8 Sabai Bar Jaew Bar 2 - 18 Robin Hood Lucky Shot 17 - 3 Home Pit’s Cafe 12 - 8 Cheeky Monkey The Breeze 7 - 13 Kom Hom Bar

Fixtures Week 12 20th July 2016 Bentho Bar v All Nations GH JW Red 5 - 14 Pink Panther Cato (played early) Limelight v Jungle Juice A N & G v King Bar A Pink Panther Clouseau v JW Black Tiger Bar - no game

Fixtures No fixtures this week

League Table Team Pink Panther Cato Jungle Juice A JW Red Limelight Tiger Bar King Bar A Bentho Bar N&G JW Black All Nations GH Pk Pnthr Clouseau

P 9 10 11 9 11 10 10 10 10 10 10

W 8 7 6 5 5 5 5 5 4 3 2

L 1 3 5 4 6 5 5 5 6 7 8

+/41 22 3 15 5 -2 -6 -18 -16 -22 -22

Pts 16 14 12 10 10 10 10 10 8 6 4

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results No fixtures this week Fixtures No fixtures next week League Table

League Table Team Cooper’s 94 Robin Hood Kom Hom Bar Pit’s Cafe Infinity Bar Lucky Shot Cheeky Monkey Bar 80 Saloon Home Sabai Bar The Breeze Jaew Bar

P W D 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 1 1 2 1 1 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 0 1 2 0 1 2 0 0 2 0 0 2 0 0

L 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 2 2 2

+/- Pts 18 4 18 4 14 4 4 3 2 3 12 2 0 2 -2 1 -14 1 -8 0 -20 0 -24 0

PLEASE NOTE The Robin Hood bar will be reopening on Thursday 21st July.

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Friends of Hua Hin Wednesday Fun Pool League

results Week 1 13th July 2016 Bobby’s Beauties 11 - 9 Bobby’s Bangers Dara’s Bar 10 - 10 Muan Bar Master Cues 13 - 7 Mucky Duck Pat’s Place 12 - 8 Sea U Bar Sunset Boulevard 7 - 13 The Squealing Pig T.K. Roadhouse 11 - 9 Tik’s Bar Fixtures No fixtures this week

League Table Team Master Cues Squealing Pig Pat’s Place Bobby’s B’ties TK Roadhouse Dara’s Bar Muan Bar Bobby’s Bngrs Tik’s Bar Sea U Bar Mucky Duck Sunset B’vard

P W D 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0

L 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1

+/6 6 4 2 2 0 0 -2 -2 -4 -6 -6

Pts 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0

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P W D 3 3 0 3 1 1 2 1 0 3 1 0 3 1 0 2 0 1

L 0 1 1 2 2 1

+/22 4 5 -10 -16 -5

Pts 6 3 2 2 2 1

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Hua Hin Pool Billiard League

results Week 16 8th July 2016 Cheeky Monkey 6 - 2 Johnnie’s 56 Coopers Beer Garden 2 - 6 Lucky Shot B Hua Hin Miss You 1 - 7 Infinity Bar Lucky Shot A 5 - 3 Maria Bar 1 Robin Hood 8 - 0 Master Cues Spots Pool Bar 2 1 - 7 Mucky Duck TK Roadhouse 5 - 3 Spots Pool Bar 1 League Table Team Robin Hood Maria Bar 1 Lucky Shot A Infinity Bar Spots 1 TK Roadhouse Lucky Shot B Cheeky Monkey Mucky Duck Master Cues Johnnie’s 56 Spots 2 HHin Miss You Coopers 94

P 15 15 14 15 13 15 15 15 15 15 15 14 15 15

W 14 11 10 9 10 8 5 5 6 5 5 3 3 0

D L +/0 1 70 2 2 40 1 3 32 3 3 22 0 3 42 1 6 20 3 7 -8 3 7 -16 0 9 -8 1 9 -12 1 9 -36 1 10 -36 1 11 -46 1 14 -64

Pts 28 24 21 21 20 17 13 13 12 11 11 7 7 1

fixtures Week 17 15th July 2016 Infinity Bar v Cheeky Monkey Johnnie’s 56 v Robin Hood Lucky Shot B v Hua Hin Miss You Maria Bar 1 v Spots Pool Bar 2 Master Cues v Lucky Shot A Mucky Duck v TK Roadhouse Spots Pool Bar 1 v Coopers Beer Garden

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Week 18 22nd July 2016 Cheeky Monkey v Robin Hood Coopers Beer Garden v Mucky Duck Hua Hin Miss You v Spots Pool Bar 1 Infinity Bar v Lucky Shot B Lucky Shot A v Johnnie’s 56 Spots Pool Bar 2 v Master Cues TK Roadhouse v Maria Bar 1 Apologies for the error in last week’s fixtures

FIXTURES Week 3 8th July 2016 Anytime Bar 7 - 18 Spots Exotic Bar 20 - 5 Jungle Juice Muan Bar 14 - 11 Robin Hood Mucky Duck 16 - 9 Waring Bar TK Roadhouse 14 - 11 Pats Place The Connection 7 - 18 JNB

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Hua Hin’s only pool bar with FOUR 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin

League tablE Team Muan Bar Robin Hood JNB Mucky Duck Spots TK Roadhouse Exotic Bar Pats Place Anytime Bar The Connection Jungle Juice Waring Bar

P 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

W 3 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 1 1 1 1 1 2 2 2 2 2 3

FIXTURES Week 4 15th July 2016 Anytime Bar v Muan Bar JNB v Waring Bar Pats Place v Mucky Duck Spots v Exotic Bar The Connection v Jungle Juice TK Roadhouse v Robin Hood Week 5 22nd July 2016 Exotic Bar v Muan Bar Mucky Duck v JNB Robin Hood v Pats Place The Connection v Spots TK Roadhouse v Anytime Bar Waring Bar v Jungle Juice

+/- Pts 21 48 21 48 17 46 5 40 -1 37 -1 37 -3 36 -5 35 -9 33 -11 32 -15 30 -19 28

hua hin city F.C

results Sunday 10th July 2016 IPE Samut Sakhon 1 - 0 Hua Hin City FIXTURES Saturday 16th July 2016 Hua Hin City v Muangkan United 17:30 Thai Division 2 Western Region League Table TEAM Samut Sakhon Ratchaphruek Simork Krung Thonburi BTU United Chumphon Assumption Utd Hua Hin City Nonthaburi Muangkan Utd IPE Sam Sakhon Thonburi City

P 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14

W 9 9 8 7 7 5 4 4 5 4 2 2

D L 2 3 1 4 3 3 3 4 3 4 3 6 6 4 5 5 2 7 3 7 3 9 2 10

GD +7 +15 +12 +10 +7 −1 −1 −2 −4 −12 −12 −19

PTs 29 28 27 24 24 18 18 17 17 15 9 8

Hua Hin City F. C. is the local professional team formed in 2011, playing their matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Takiab.

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(all dates local) Premier League Clubs Pre-Season Games Saturday 16th July 2016 Boreham Wood v Arsenal Rapid Vienna v Chelsea FC Cincinnati v Crystal Palace North Ferriby United v Hull City Wigan Athletic v Manchester United Doncaster Rovers v Middlesbrough Burton Albion v Stoke City Richmond Kickers v Swansea City Kidderminster Harriers v West Brom Sunday 17th July 2016 Wigan Athletic v Liverpool Tuesday 19th July 2016 Morecambe v Burnley Vancouver Whitecaps FC v Crystal Palace Mansfield Town v Hull City Oxford United v Leicester City Wednesday 20th July 2016 WAC RZ Pellets v Chelsea Huddersfield Town v Liverpool Bayern Munich v Manchester City Hartlepool v Sunderland Thursday 21st July 2016 Vitesse Arnhem v West Brom Friday 22nd July 2016 Borussia Dortmund v Manchester United

football gossip

Next England manager Hull City manager Steve Bruce will be spoken to by the Football Association as they step up their efforts to find the next England manager this week. (Daily Telegraph) Sam Allardyce’s chances of becoming the next England boss have been enhanced by the Sunderland manager’s willingness to help the FA mentor a young assistant. (Guardian) Other gossip Graziano Pelle’s move from Southampton to Chinese side Shandong Luneng has made the 30-year-old striker the sixth-best paid player in the world on £260,000 a week.

(Sun) Midfielders Juan Mata, 28, and Bastian Schweinsteiger, 31, and defenders Marcos Rojo and Daley Blind (both 26) have all been deemed surplus to requirements by new Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho.

(Daily Record) Villarreal have joined Everton in the race to sign United midfielder Mata. (Daily Express) Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola is looking to sign Atletico Madrid’s 20-year-old defender Lucas Hernandez for £20m. (Sun)

Colombian forward Marlos Moreno, 19, will sign for Manchester City on a five-year deal, but will then spend next season on loan in La Liga at Deportivo La Coruna. (Daily Mirror) Lazio are willing to let Felipe Anderson leave at the right price, with Chelsea understood to be interested in the 23-year-old Brazilian midfielder. (Gazetta World) The Blues want to sign Barcelona midfielder Arda Turan, 29, who is also wanted by Arsenal. (Sport) Chelsea are preparing a £34m bid for Sporting Lisbon midfielder Joao Mario, 23.

(A Bola - in Portuguese) Liverpool are out of the race to sign Bayern Munich midfielder Mario Gotze, leaving Tottenham and Borussia Dortmund to compete for the 24-year-old. (Liverpool Echo) Defender Martin Skrtel, 31, is due to arrive in Istanbul tomorrow to complete his £5.5m move from Liverpool to Fenerbahce. (Daily Mirror) Everton have made an offer of £25.5m for Juventus defender Daniele Rugani, 21.

(Calcio Mercato - in Italian)

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Andy Murray British again after winning Wimbledon england Plucky Briton Andy Murray is British again after winning Wimbledon, British news sites are delighted to report this week.

Murray, whose stunning straight-sets victory secured the trophy for Britain, is as British as cups of tea, bowler hats, red telephone boxes, rain, and war with Germany.

Photographs of heroic Briton Murray bedecked in the British Union Jack of Great Britain graced the covers of most British newspapers on Monday morning.

Speaking to reporters, Briton Murray said, “I say! Ra-ther! That was a top-hole victory, what? Anyone fancy a spot of tiffin?

“Those last few sets were heart-stopping. I could feel myself on the cusp of becoming British again, and it was that knowledge which drove me on to victory.

“I had a ripping time winning the cup for

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Left: Andy Murray celebrates becoming British again

Britain, and hope to stay British for more than a few weeks this time.”

Murray is expected to remain British until the next time he plays Roger Federer or Novak Djokovic, when he will become Scottish again.

In other news, the England football team is to be known as ‘them’ until further notice, and possibly beyond that if Sam Allardyce or Steve Bruce are appointed as the new manager.

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