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issue 3 95 16th September 2016
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feeling Victor’s blu bluport ‘resort’ mall finally due to open
hua hin, THAILAND Following a number of delays, the official opening date for the massive Bluport shopping mall has finally been confirmed as Saturday 1st October. The mall, located opposite the Intercontinental Resort, south of the town centre on the main Phetkasem Road, was originally announced as opening in 2015, then in early 2016, and is expected to boost Hua Hin’s flagging tourist industry, which has had several setbacks this year. The mall includes a six screen cinema, however this rather disappointingly is provided by the same company, Major Cineplex, who have made such a hash of the cinema in Market Village, with a generally poor range of original soundtrack movies which are often screened at inconvenient times and with little advance warning. We can only hope that the new cinema will be more like their Bangkok outlets, which are considerably better. Also forming part of the new mall is Whaley Port, grandly announced as the ‘First Interactive Underwater World Theme Park In Thailand’, Dining Port (‘The Finest Gastronomic Haven’) featuring more than 100 restaurants and cafes, Gourmet Market, which we believe is a fresh market for the budding chefs amongst us, and of course, shops, which the promotional material states that there will be over 200 of. As it stands there isn’t much information on what outlets will be present in the shopping areas, nor if a supermarket of any description will be present, but their website at bluporthuahin.com, and Facebook page, BluportHuaHinOfficial, do give a few hints. There are going to be events and special offers aplenty, particularly on opening day, including live shows, and it can equally be expected that the mall will be absolutely mobbed, and roads around it gridlocked for the opening day and beyond. At this point it is not clear if there will be adequate or easy access via the rear of the mall, but we can only hope there is.
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. bleak as it might sound, as the counterpoint would be This week it is..... For whom the bell tolls A quotation from a work by John Donne, in which he that there is some part of the living in the dead and that explores the interconnectedness of humanity - see we continue a form of life after death. Ernest Hemingway helped to make the phrase below. John Donne (1572-1631), Devotions Upon Emergent commonplace in the language when he chose to use Occasions, Meditation XVII: Nunc Lento Sonitu Dicunt, the quotation for the title of his 1940-published book about the Spanish Civil War. Hemingway refers back to Morieris: “Perchance he for whom this bell tolls may be so ill, as ‘for whom the bells tolls’ and to ‘no man is an island’ that he knows not it tolls for him; and perchance I may to demonstrate and examine his feelings of solidarity think myself so much better than I am, as that they who with the allied groups fighting the fascists. There was are about me, and see my state, may have caused it to a strong feeling amongst many intellectuals around the world at the time that it was a moral duty to fight toll for me, and I know not that. fascism, which they feared may take root world-wide if ... No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a not checked. This view was given voice later in the wellpiece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be known poem First They Came for the Jews, attributed washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if to Pastor Martin Niemöller: a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend’s or of thine own were: any man’s death diminishes me, First they came for the Jews because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never and I did not speak out send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee.” because I was not a Jew. Donne lived in Tudor and Stewart England, and at that time the tolling of church bells to mark various events was an important feature of daily life. The tolling referred to in the quotation is, of course, that of funeral bells. Donne’s view, which has, oddly for a 17th century Christian, much in common with 21st century eastern religions, was that all people are socially and spiritually interconnected; for example, the contemporary Buddhist view is demonstrated by the reply given by the Dalai Lama, when asked during a visit to Northern Ireland how the warring Protestants and Catholics could co-exist: “Remember we are all one - all the same”. Donne seems to be saying that whatever affects one affects us all. This is highlighted by the famous ‘no man is an island’ line at the beginning of the ‘for whom the bells tolls’ paragraph. Donne’s Meditations concern man’s spiritual and social functioning, especially with regard to illness and death. They are somewhat mystical and difficult to interpret, especially without the benefit of experience of the nuances of the social and religious sensibilities of a 17th century Englishman. It is a testament to Donne’s insight that the work contains much that strikes deep chords with people living and dying today. There’s some debate about what precisely what was meant. Some think that Donne was simply pointing out people’s mortality and that when a funeral bell was heard it was a reminder that we are nearer death each day, that is, the bell is tolling for us. Others view it more mystically and argue that Donne is saying we are all one and that, when one dies, we all die a little. This isn’t as
Then they came for the Communists and I did not speak out because I was not a Communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out for me. Hemingway adapted the novel as the screenplay to a successful 1943 film of the same title, starring Gary Cooper and Ingrid Bergman. Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net
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how to survive as an alien in thailand
facing the music One of the biggest culture clashes that expats will encounter when living in Thailand is the issue of ‘face’. While the concept of face exists in the Western world, it does not come close to how it is observed in most Asian countries, with Thailand being one where face is extremely crucial. Understanding how loss of face occurs in Thailand is not always easy, and dependent on many factors, particularly the relationship between the people involved, which will often also determine the reaction of the person, or group who have lost face. It is important to also note that face does not only apply to people, but can also be lost for corporate entities or even government departments. It can occur in social or business settings as well. There is no ‘one size fits all’ solution in how to handle potential loss of face situations, and it is quite easy to blunder into one without even realising you have done so, although some situations are the same as expats could experience in their home countries, such as embarrassing someone with an inappropriate comment or gesture. Of course the biggest problem is that us expats may gauge what is embarrassing differently to
how Thais do, depending on how much Western contact a Thai has had and how well they know you. The same joke made to two different Thais could result in two very different responses! A good rule of thumb is to avoid making flippant or jokey comments to Thais that you don’t know, unless you have a good Thai friend with you who can smooth over any misunderstandings, but even completely innocent conversation can lead to difficulty sometimes. As with many situations, alcohol can often make a harmless comment appear much worse, and combined with limited language abilities on either side can be very dangerous; however, most Thais who have had some exposure to Westerners and our strange ways will be very accommodating, and not over react to comments that could be seen as provocative. A final tip is to avoid waving your hands around when talking, as this can be seen as aggressive by the Thais. Send your comments or suggestions for this column to us at submissions@awolonline.net (Subject/Title ‘Life On Mars’) or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/ AWOLexpat (please Like our page as well!)
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General - sports pickleball paknam pran Pickleball partner for single play needed for early morning play or late afternoon play at Evason Resort. Email sledpullric@gmail.com BADMINTON PLAYER ? We play every monday and friday from 9 to 10 h in a sport center north of Hua Hin. We play in double and are looking for one or two players to complete our team. Average level. Tel Robert 098 356 2290 PLAYING TENNIS ? Am looking for a partner- average level - single or double -1 or 2 times/week. Tel 098 356 2290 Robert Bored? No More! Pickleball is here! Join expats playing the fastest growing sport in Europe and North America! PICKLEBALL. But we play right here in Hua Hin every Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday from 11-1! We emphasize OPT - On the Play Training with plenty of fun exercise and socializing! Check us out on Facebook- Pickleball Hua Hin and watch the game and fundamentals on Youtube!
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Two Bed House For Rent Or Sale Soi 102. Fully furnished, internet connection, cable tv, laundry machine. Space to park car & motor bike inside. Location over railway tracks soi 102 600 meters after 7 eleven turn left. Rent : 12,000 p.m. Sale: 3.2 mill o.t.o. Tel 087 169 8440 eng 085 293 3843 thai Condotel Taweeporn – Quiet one bed apartment, 55 sq.m, beautifully fully furnished. Completely full open or full closed balcony, two air-cons, three ceiling fans and a TV. Ready to move in, and fantastic rental opportunities. Resort has a beautiful full length pool, gymnasium, cafe and garden. Price reduced to 2.3m baht. Please call 087 881 4767 (Eng.) or 085 190 1669 (Thai) or go to the online AWOL Classifieds for more details and pictures. Studio Apartment in Khao Takiab for sale. A great investment opportunity with a yield of 10%. This apartment is in Baan Plean Ploen in Khao Takiab. This 30 square meter apartment on the 3rd floor facing the swimming pool is fully furnished with free communal swimming pool fitness and Wifi, and TV with True Visions. 30 metres to the local beach and the green bus to Hua Hin is nearby. For sale for 1.85m or I will accept a reasonable offer. It rents for 15,000 per month. Email chris.b@btinternet. com or call 090 996 4731 townhouse for sale or rent, 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, internet, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave), parking for 1 car, long term or short term, ready to move in. Rent 10,000 baht a month, sale 1.7 m baht. Call Ja on 083 316 6424 plot of land for sale, half a rai at Nong Heing, with spectacular mountain and golf course views, near international school and water park. Tel. 086 169 1978 FOR SALE 85 sqm 2 bed, 2 bath condo in The Breeze Kao Takiab. Baht 5.2 million. Best deal in the area. Tel: Peter 0982755966 Email: peter@easycarhuahin.com Condo For Sale 50 sqm 5 minutes night market, mountain and sea views. Part furnished to include fitted kitchen with electric hob and hood, air-con unit and water heater. Resort has swimming pool, fitness room and 24hr security. Price: 2.1m baht. Please contact ALANH07@LIVE.COM or call 062 278 3277 land for sale in prestigious area, mountain views, well maintained street. One Rai, gentle slope, 4km from Hua Hin centre off soi 56. Offers considered around 2.9 million baht. Please call 087 719 7388 large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.
Long term accommodation required to rent from November in central Hua Hin. 2 bed or spacious 1 bed furnished condo. Gym, pool and internet essential. Phone 063 410 0280
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property for Rent pool villa for rent. 3 Bed, 3 Bath, very private, nice garden, large pool, outdoor dining, free water, free cable TV, unlimited high speed internet. 4km from Hua Hin centre. 38,000 baht per month. Call 087 719 7388 TO LET 2-bed unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English). TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information
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and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas law and order Over 300 of Thailands’ Finest gathered near Hua Hin clock tower a week ago in a show of strength against local crime. I wish I had been there to see it. Phetkasem Road is never easy to cross at the best of times - or was the traffic diverted for the event? And did they all receive freebies from Starbucks? Still, let’s hope the ATM scammers, still on the loose bomb planters, and assorted muggers have got the message. You don’t mess with Hua Hin. But surely, while there was such a show of law enforcement in the area, a few of them could have been spared to crack the whip by finally enforcing arrest warrants on the owners of illegal beachfront properties? Or perhaps the issue of those two year old warrants will justify another seaside jolly in the dim and distant future. Because no one - apart from the Deputy Chief of Prachuap Kiri Khan Police - seems inclined to evict those thriving businesses along Naresdamri Road, even if they do encroach over the beach. And let’s face it, the term ‘beach’ down there is used loosely. Granted the restaurants etc do contribute to the rubbish problem, and that should be controlled, which would be like trying to prevent rail staff throwing black rubbish bags off moving trains. But what other harm do the ‘illegals’ do, other than draw tourists away from the safety of their all inclusive hotels. And more to the point, what would replace them? One good example of what to do with a waterfront area can be seen in Nong Khai, which sits on the Mekhong River. Its’ waterfront has a long promenade, complete with street lamps, flowers and seating, onto which open the rear ‘beer garden’ areas of bars and restaurants. All providing views of sedate river traffic and the Friendship Bridge. There are similar promenades in Chiang Mai on the banks of the Ping river. There is surely enough space for a similar layout on that part of Naresdamri Road, allowing existing business owners the chance to continue to trade, albeit in much smaller premises. They could even create a fresh new ‘beach’ where restaurants could put tables for customers. Subject to permission from the Tessabahn of course. Failing that there is always the option of simply creating a park area with beach access. But of course I am overlooking the obvious. That land is worth far more now than it was when a few entrepreneurs dared to build their piers, and provide tourists with what they might expect in a Thai resort. Quaint, slightly rickety places with good local food. Another initiative which may or may not make it past starters orders is the proposal to re-classify some
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currently illegal substances as Category 2, which would make them legal for medicinal use only. One of the three substances is marijuana, aka ganja, which also causes controversy in many other countries, even though it is known to ease severe pain. The proposed legal medicinal use of another two drugs in Thailand is more alarming. The first - amphetamines were originally manufactured by the Nazis to keep their troops awake. They stimulate the nervous system, and while they can be used in carefully controlled doses to help with some conditions, including Narcolepsy, they certainly can’t be knocked back like Smarties. Then there is Yaba. A derivative of synthetic amphetamines which it is claimed can be rustled up in any kitchen from a variety of ingredients, including Lithium from camera batteries. And although that is one way to deal with re-cycling Lithium, you might not want your TukTuk driver to be any higher than they are already. You will of course all have your own thoughts on which way Thailand should go with this, and it is a difficult one. For what it’s worth I would rather see laws strictly enforced on any drivers found to be under the influence of any of the above, legally or not. Passing the responsibility for who legally gets high to doctors is simply passing the buck. September 16th 1963 saw the amalgamation of Malaya, Singapore, British North Borneo and Sarawak to form what we now know as Malaysia. The 16th also seems to have been auspicious for the USSR, where five of their nuclear tests were carried out on this date in 1961, 62, 67, 79 and 87!
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Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline.net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5. new & Upcoming inform awol or surf fm of your charitable or non commercial event and we will announce it here Ongoing Rescue Paws is a non-profit organization based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray animal population. Find out more on their website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook page RescuePawsThailand trash hero hua hin now every Sunday at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their eponymous Facebook page for weekly details HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking is your hobby you can join an international group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Each one of the members
in the group has a chance to host a dinner party in his/her home for the other members. If you love cooking and like to make new friends you should join. You do not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 562290 Dusit Thani Hua Hin Soccer Academy: exercise and professional football coaching for kids. Hua Hin Hash house Harriers every Saturday around the area. (see p22) Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening
surf 102.5 fm schedule The Marriott Breakfast Show with Steve Johnston Mon. to Fri. 6:30 - 10:00 Asia Pop 40 with Dom Lau Sat. 09:00 - 12:00, Sun. 15:00 - 18:00 Tue. 21:00 - 24:00 “Something On The Radio” with James Ross Sun., Wed., Fri. 21:00-23:00 LA Spinz with Peter Reynolds Mon., Wed., Fri. 19:30 Q Burn Rocks On with Peter Antony Fri. 23:00
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Let’s Eat RESTAURANT Open 9am to 9pm English Breakfast and Thai Food Soi 3 Khao Takiab (next to 7-11) Call 082 294 5602
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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. recently added and coming soon dizzy dolphin,Soi Samorphong; Saturday 17th September - Special night for all past and present customers, you are invited to celebrate Pi Moo’s and Garrett’s Birthdays and Anniversary. Special food items. Entertainment by the popular Larry & Susan Band. Festivities start at 7 pm. Johnny’s 56 Soi Selekam/ Poolsuk; Quiz on Thursday 22nd September, 7.30 start. 8 rounds plus pictures. Beer questions also. Join the fun. the palm bistro, soi 88; Join their Sunday Lunch Club and start earn ing a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) coopers 94, Soi 94; Coopers International Quiz Night Back to its usual day of the last Tuesday of every month. Next quiz Tuesday 27th September at 7:30. Regular Quiz master, Andy G with a selection of varied questions for all nationalities so all welcome and all have a chance. Complimentary food at the break. Come early to guarantee a seat. mucky duck, Soi 88/94; Now available - Draught Stowford Cider 150 bt for 600 ml. This week’s Sunday Roast - Chicken 240bt, Pork 300 bt, Lamb 350 bt with a choice of potatoes and other vegetables plus other relevant trimmings/sauces. Also Eggs Benedict 160 bt, 10am-12pm Sunday. Please make a reservation (see ad back page) king bar, Soi Binthabaht; Quiz second Monday of every month (next one Monday 10th October at 7.30 pm) - please note this is a change from previously. Free entry, food and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome. Regular Events 18
Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; FREE Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. British Breakfast all day, Only 119 bt. dizzy dolphin, Soi Samorphong; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/65 baht. Live band every Friday from 8pm. double d, Soi 6; Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht. father teds, Damnoernkasem Road; Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p13 for
details. Kom Hom, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 2nd October) - call 085 294 1319 for details passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) red piano, Soi Kanjanomai; Free flow Fridays - every Friday between 6 and 8pm free flow wine for 499 baht per person plus complimentary food boards including tapas, cold cuts, Indian platter and cheeses. Summer Special drinks promotion every day from 12 until 4pm - 99 baht for any of the special smoothies, shakes and other listed drinks. Spots pool bar, Soi 88; Draft Singha and Leo just 65 baht. Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one is on Tuesday 20th September). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. thaiwaii bar and restaurant, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week. tk roadhouse, Khao Takiab; First Tuesday of every month ‘The Best Quiz In Town’! 8 rounds, beer questions, free Cottage Pie and bread. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
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hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!
The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hour’s. run/walk in the surrounding countryside followed by a social gathering. lf you would like to come along then visit our website http// www.h2h3-cah3.weebly.com or Facebook at wwwfacebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. Please note that people attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 17th September 2016 Meeting @ 4:00 pm. (NEW TIME) Hua Hin House Harriers (H2H3) Run #341 Hares: Cathusalem & Stumbles Snacks: Comes with Cathusalem Hash Taxman: Mudman Location: On Banyan Golf Road just past “The Views” Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ xUtkVN6EQvA2 GPS COORDINATES: N 12 30.219 E 99 56.147 (N 12.503645, E 99.935776) Google Map Link from Soi 112/Phet Kasem Road: https://goo.gl/maps/5cJcjgXi6472 Google Map Link from By-Pass/Pala-U Road Junction: https://goo.gl/maps/GK65HD9rinF2
Directions to run site from Hua Hin: Head South and cross viaduct over railway, after viaduct follow signs for Soi 112 and Sam Phan Nam Floating Market. Drive 2.6 km up Soi 112 and turn left (HHH) to Banyan Golf Course and drive 2.8 km to car park on right (HHH) just past private village “The Views” on left. Directions to run site from Cha-Am via the Bypass: Turn off Bypass (at approx 35 km marker) and follow signs for Sam Phan Nam Floating Market. Drive for 7.8 km (passing turn for floating market) then turn right (HHH) to Banyan Golf Course and drive 2.8 km to car park on right (HHH) just past private village “The Views” on left. Any queries then please call Cathusalem on 091 608 6428 Hash Tax: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids 8 years and over ฿50. Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.
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results No league fixtures this week Fixtures Week 10 20th September 2016 Johnny’s 56 v Urs Treff CHA AM Jungle Juice v CAT Karaoke Robin’s Rest v Blue Lagoon 1 League Table Team CAT Karaoke Jungle Juice Urs Treff Blue Lag 1 Robin’s Rest Johnny’s 56
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HUA HIN GOLF Butterfly Rock Golf society
RESULTS 12th September 2016 Springfield AB BRGC Club Championship 29 entered 1st Frank Mackenzie 66 2nd Peter Hayes 70 3rd Nigel Guest 71 4th Chris Lovick 72 Fixtures 19th September 2016 Lake View Stableford 21st September 2016 Springfield Stableford
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Results 13th September 2016 Banyan Stableford 32 entered 1st Anne Dorkjan 40 pts (21) 2nd Tim Dixon 40 pts (10) 3rd Tip Gouldby 39 pts (10) 4th Jari Knights 37 pts (08)
Results 9th September 2016 Stableford Course AB 1st Bill Malone (19) 35pts 2nd Mike O’Brien (16) 35pts 3rd Norman Young (16) 33pts after C/B with 4 others.
9th September 2016 Black Mountain Stableford 32 entered 1st Kieron Bose 38 pts (10) 2nd Daniel Bechu 38 pts (08) 3rd Anna Sjogren 37 pts (19) 4th Neung Chueanil 37 pts (06) fixtures 20th September 2016 Majestic Stableford 23rd September 2016 Sea Pines Stableford
12th September 2016 Stableford Course AC 1st Peter Tucker (9) 34pts 2nd Steve O’Brien (12) 32pts 3rd Rodger Teasdale (12) 32pts
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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 to join in. 9th September 2016 13 entered 1st Andrew Reid 38 pts (12) 2nd Barbara Anstee 36 pts (22) 3rd Casey Kitseroo (Visitor), 34 pts (18) 4th Adrian Byrne 31 pts (21)
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results Week 20 12th September 2016 Ae De Dang Bar 10 - 8 Anytime Bar Muan Bar 2 10 - 8 TK Roadhouse Pat’s Place 0 - 18 Muan Bar Pit’s Cafe 6 - 12 Kom Hom Robin Hood 7 - 11 Dara Bar Sa Sa Bar 9 - 9 Jungle Juice Sport Bar 11 - 7 Jaew Bar Sunset Boulevard v Exotic Bar n/a The Connection 7 - 11 Cheeky Monkey The Squealing Pig 13 - 5 Bar 80 Saloon Fixtures Week 21 19th September 2016 Anytime Bar v Muan Bar 2 Bar 80 Saloon v Ae De Dang Bar Cheeky Monkey v The Squealing Pig Dara Bar v The Connection Exotic Bar v Robin Hood Jaew Bar v Sunset Boulevard Jungle Juice v Sport Bar Kom Hom v Sa Sa Bar Muan Bar v Pit’s Cafe TK Roadhouse v Pat’s Place
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W 18 15 15 13 12 10 10 11 8 8 7 6 5 7 4 5 6 5 3 2
D 1 3 2 1 3 5 3 1 3 2 4 3 5 1 4 2 0 0 3 4
L 1 2 3 5 4 5 7 8 9 10 9 11 8 11 9 13 14 13 14 14
results Week 2 8th September 2016 Bobby’s Birds 6 - 15 Muan Bar Drink & Shelter 12 - 9 Cheeky Monkey Exotic Bar 6 - 15 Home Fin Bar 6 - 15 Anytime Bar Mucky Duck 15 - 6 Lanla Bar Sasa Bar 10 - 11 Spots TK Roadhouse 14 - 7 The Dream Tore’s Bar 7 - 14 Bobby’s Boys Fixtures Week 4 22nd September 2016 Bobby’s Birds v Cheeky Monkey Drink & Shelter v Home Exotic Bar v Lanla Bar Fin Bar v The Dream Mucky Duck v Spots Sasa Bar v Anytime Bar TK Roadhouse v Bobby’s Boys Tore’s Bar v Muan Bar
results Week 11 8th September 2016 Bar 80 Saloon 13 - 7 Mona Bar Connections Cafe 11 - 9 Hua Hin Bar Dara Bar 8 - 12 Pit’s Cafe MasterCues Bar 13 - 7 Komhom Bar Mint Bar 6 - 14 The Breeze Mr Dan’s 8 - 12 Coopers 94 Robin Hood 17 - 3 Jaew Bar Squealing Pig 13 - 7 Hut Bar Fixtures Week 13 22nd September 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Hua Hin Bar Connections Cafe v Jaew Bar Coopers 94 v Hut Bar Dara Bar v The Breeze MasterCues Bar v Pit’s Cafe Mint Bar v Robin Hood Mr Dan’s v Mona Bar Squealing Pig v Komhom Bar
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League Table Team Muan Bar Squealing Pig Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse Sunset B’vard Jungle Juice Kom Hom Cheeky Monkey Dara Bar Sa Sa Bar Anytime Bar Robin Hood The Connection Bar 80 Saloon Exotic Bar Jaew Bar Pat’s Place Sport Bar Pit’s Cafe Ae De Dang Bar
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+/- Pts 166 37 78 33 90 32 58 27 48 27 26 25 24 23 0 23 1 19 -12 18 -18 18 -4 15 -22 15 -40 15 -28 12 -60 12 -72 12 -60 10 -82 9 -93 8
Team Robin Hood Komhom Bar Pit’s Cafe Squealing Pig Bar 80 Saloon MasterCues Coopers 94 Dara Bar Hua Hin Bar Mona Bar Connections The Breeze Mr Dan’s Mint Bar Jaew Bar Hut Bar
P 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11
W 11 8 9 7 8 8 5 7 4 1 4 4 4 0 2 0
D L 0 0 1 2 0 2 0 4 1 2 0 3 0 6 0 4 1 6 5 5 0 7 0 7 0 7 2 9 1 8 1 10
+/118 58 50 46 32 12 8 -2 -8 -26 -30 -36 -40 -52 -68 -62
Pts 191 156 153 147 143 132 124 123 115 104 103 100 98 86 81 80
Team Muan Bar Mucky Duck Drink & Shelter Bobby’s Boys TK Roadhouse Anytime Bar Cheeky Monkey Spots Home Tore’s Bar Sasa Bar Lanla Bar Bobby’s Birds The Dream Exotic Bar Fin Bar
P W L 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 1 1 2 1 1 2 1 1 2 1 1 2 1 1 2 0 2 2 1 1 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2
+/26 22 10 8 8 2 0 0 -4 -4 -4 -6 -10 -10 -12 -26
Pts 34 32 26 25 25 22 21 21 19 19 19 18 16 16 15 8
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results Week 13 13th September 2016 Cheeky Monkey 15 - 3 Hut Bar Euro 2 Bar v Hua Hin Bar n/a Exotic Bar 16 - 2 J.J. Sports Laila Bar 12 - 6 Mint Bar Miss U Bar 8 - 10 Bar 80 Saloon Robin Hood 12 - 6 Mona Bar Fixtures Week 14 20th September 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Robin Hood Cheeky Monkey v Laila Bar Hua Hin Bar v Exotic Bar Hut Bar v Mona Bar J.J. Sports v Miss U Bar Mint Bar v Euro 2 Bar
League Table Team Cheeky Monkey Robin Hood Bar 80 Saloon Mona Bar Exotic Bar Hua Hin Bar Hut Bar Miss U Bar Mint Bar Laila Bar J.J. Sports Euro 2 Bar
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P 13 13 13 13 13 12 13 12 12 13 13 12
W 12 9 8 7 5 4 5 5 4 3 1 2
D L 0 1 2 2 3 2 2 4 5 3 3 5 0 8 0 7 1 7 2 8 4 8 0 10
+/- Pts 62 24 64 20 40 19 18 16 30 15 0 11 -16 10 -26 10 -6 9 -38 8 -54 6 -74 4
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results Week 20 14th September 2016 All Nations GH 6 - 13 JW Red Bentho Bar 12 - 7 Pink Panther Clouseau JW Black 8 - 11 Tiger Bar Jungle Juice A 10 - 9 N & G Pink Panther Cato 9 - 10 King Bar A Limelight - no game
results Week 10 14th September 2016 Cooper’s Beer Garden 13 - 7 Jaew Bar Home 9 - 11 Sabai Bar Infinity Bar v Cheeky Monkey n/a Kom Hom Bar 14 - 6 Bar 80 Saloon Robin Hood 7 - 13 Pit’s Cafe The Breeze 5 - 15 Lucky Shot
Fixtures Week 21 21st September 2016 JW Red v Jungle Juice A Limelight v Bentho Bar N & G v JW Black Pink Panther Clouseau v All Nations GH Tiger Bar v Pink Panther Cato King Bar A - no game
Fixtures Week 11 21st September 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Robin Hood Cheeky Monkey v Cooper’s Beer Garden Jaew Bar v The Breeze Lucky Shot v Kom Hom Bar Pit’s Cafe v Home Sabai Bar v Infinity Bar League Table
League Table Team King Bar A Pink Panther Cato Jungle Juice A Tiger Bar Limelight JW Red Bentho Bar N&G All Nations GH JW Black Pk Pnthr Clouseau
P 19 17 18 18 17 18 19 18 18 17 17
W 14 13 13 11 9 8 8 7 6 6 3
L 5 4 5 7 8 10 11 11 12 11 14
+/43 57 30 20 7 4 -19 -26 -30 -35 -51
Pts 28 26 26 22 18 16 16 14 12 12 6
Team Robin Hood Lucky Shot Pit’s Cafe Kom Hom Bar Infinity Bar Cooper’s 94 Cheeky Monkey Sabai Bar Home Jaew Bar Bar 80 Saloon The Breeze
P 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
W 9 8 7 7 6 5 5 3 2 2 1 1
D 0 1 2 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 1 0
L 1 1 1 2 2 5 5 7 7 8 8 9
+/- Pts 78 18 82 17 38 16 52 15 32 14 12 10 -25 10 -32 6 -52 5 -74 4 -49 3 -62 2
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results Week 8 14th September 2016 Bobby’s Beauties 12 - 8 Tik’s Bar Dara’s Bar v Mucky Duck n/a Master Cues 12 - 8 The Squealing Pig Pat’s Place 7 - 13 Muan Bar Sea U Bar v Bobby’s Bangers n/a Sunset Boulevard 6 - 14 T.K. Roadhouse Fixtures Week 9 21st September 2016 Bobby’s Bangers v The Squealing Pig Dara’s Bar v Bobby’s Beauties Muan Bar v Sea U Bar Mucky Duck v Sunset Boulevard T.K. Roadhouse v Pat’s Place Tik’s Bar v Master Cues League Table Team Squealing Pig Muan Bar Master Cues TK Roadhouse Pat’s Place Sea U Bar Mucky Duck Dara’s Bar Sunset B’vard Bobby’s Bngrs Bobby’s B’ties Tik’s Bar
P W D 8 7 0 8 6 2 8 6 1 8 5 1 8 4 0 7 3 2 7 2 2 7 1 3 8 2 1 7 2 0 8 2 0 8 0 0
L 1 0 1 2 4 2 3 3 5 5 6 8
+/40 24 30 16 8 -6 2 -12 -18 -4 -32 -48
Pts 14 14 13 11 8 8 6 5 5 4 4 0
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results Week 25 9th September 2016 Johnnie’s 56 0 - 8 Spots Pool Bar 1 Lucky Shot A 5 - 3 Infinity Bar Maria Bar 1 2 - 6 Cheeky Monkey Master Cues 2 - 6 Mucky Duck Robin Hood 7 - 1 Lucky Shot B Spots Pool Bar 2 4 - 4 Hua Hin Miss You TK Roadhouse v Coopers 94 n/a League Table Team Robin Hood Lucky Shot A Spots 1 Maria Bar 1 Infinity Bar TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Lucky Shot B Cheeky Monkey Johnnie’s 56 Master Cues Spots 2 HHin Miss You Coopers 94
P 25 25 25 25 25 24 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 24
W 22 19 19 15 13 13 13 10 9 8 7 4 4 0
D 2 3 1 3 7 3 2 3 4 1 1 3 2 1
L 1 3 5 7 5 8 10 12 12 16 17 18 19 23
+/- Pts 114 46 68 41 78 39 50 33 36 33 28 29 24 28 -16 23 -22 22 -56 17 -40 15 -72 11 -88 10 -104 1
fixtures Week 26 16th September 2016 Coopers 94 v Cheeky Monkey Hua Hin Miss You v TK Roadhouse Infinity Bar v Spots Pool Bar 2 Lucky Shot B v Lucky Shot A Master Cues v Maria Bar 1 Mucky Duck v Johnnie’s 56 Spots Pool Bar 1 v Robin Hood
FIXTURES Week 12 9th September 2016 Anytime Bar 8 - 17 JNB Exotic Bar 12 - 13 Robin Hood Muan Bar 15 - 10 Pats Place Mucky Duck 11 - 14 TK Roadhouse Spots 5 - 20 Jungle Juice The Connection 17 - 8 Waring Bar
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League tablE Team Mucky Duck Robin Hood TK Roadhouse Muan Bar Jungle Juice Exotic Bar JNB Pats Place Spots The Connection Anytime Bar Waring Bar
P W D L 12 10 0 2 12 9 0 3 12 10 0 2 11 7 0 4 12 6 0 6 12 6 0 6 11 5 0 6 12 3 0 9 12 5 0 7 12 3 0 9 12 3 0 9 12 4 0 8
+/78 44 36 49 4 -16 5 -32 -32 -44 -46 -46
FIXTURES Week 13 16th September 2016 JNB v Jungle Juice Pats Place v Exotic Bar Robin Hood v Spots The Connection v Mucky Duck TK Roadhouse v Muan Bar Waring Bar v Anytime Bar Week 14 23rd September 2016 JNB v The Connection Jungle Juice v Exotic Bar Pats Place v TK Roadhouse Robin Hood v Muan Bar Spots v Anytime Bar Waring Bar v Mucky Duck
Pts 189 172 168 162 152 142 140 134 134 128 127 127
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FIXTURES The season is over. Thai Division 2 Western Region League Table TEAM Samut Sakhon Krung Thonburi Ratchaphruek Simork BTU United Nonthaburi Chumphon Hua Hin City Assumption Utd Muangkan Utd IPE Sam Sakhon Thonburi City
P 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22
W 13 12 12 11 10 9 8 6 5 6 4 3
D 4 5 4 5 6 5 7 8 10 4 4 4
L 5 5 6 6 6 8 7 8 7 12 14 15
GD +8 +19 +16 +16 +10 0 +3 −4 −1 −17 −19 −31
PTs 43 41 40 38 36 32 31 26 25 22 16 13
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(all times Thailand) Saturday 17th September 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE Chelsea v Liverpool 02:00 Hull v Arsenal 21:00 Leicester v Burnley 21:00 Man City v Bournemouth 21:00 West Brom v West Ham 21:00 Everton v Middlesbrough 23:30 CHAMPIONSHIP Cardiff v Leeds 18:30 Barnsley v Reading 21:00 Blackburn v Rotherham 21:00 Brentford v Preston 21:00 Bristol City v Derby 21:00 Burton v Brighton 21:00 Huddersfield v QPR 21:00 Ipswich v Aston Villa 21:00 Newcastle v Wolves 21:00 Nottm Forest v Norwich 21:00 Wigan v Fulham 21:00 Birmingham v Sheff Wed 23:30 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Kilmarnock v Partick Thistle 21:00 Motherwell v Hamilton 21:00 Rangers v Ross County 21:00 St Johnstone v Hearts 21:00 Sunday 18th September 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE Watford v Man Utd 18:00 Crystal Palace v Stoke 20:15 Southampton v Swansea 20:15 Tottenham v Sunderland 22:30 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Dundee v Aberdeen 18:00 Inverness CT v Celtic 21:00 Wednesday 21st September 2016 FOOTBALL LEAGUE CUP - THIRD ROUND Bournemouth v Preston 01:45 Brighton v Reading 01:45
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Team Man City Chelsea Everton Man Utd Tottenham Liverpool Arsenal Hull Middlesbrough Watford Crystal Palace West Brom Swansea Bournemouth Burnley Leicester West Ham Southampton Sunderland Stoke
P 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
GD 7 5 5 4 5 2 2 2 0 -1 -1 -1 -2 -2 -2 -3 -4 -3 -5 -8
PTS 12 10 10 9 8 7 7 7 5 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 3 2 1 1
Derby v Liverpool 01:45 Everton v Norwich 01:45 Leeds v Blackburn 01:45 Leicester v Chelsea 01:45 Newcastle v Wolves 01:45 Nottm Forest v Arsenal 01:45 Thursday 22nd September 2016 FOOTBALL LEAGUE CUP - THIRD ROUND Fulham v Bristol City 01:45 Northampton v Man Utd 01:45 QPR v Sunderland 01:45 Southampton v Crystal Palace 01:45 Swansea v Man City 01:45 West Ham v Accrington 01:45 Stoke v Hull 02:00 Tottenham v Gillingham 02:00
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GW 63 43 56 47 50 34 50 26 82 53 38 47 52 24 29 52 32 37 42 51 26 44 26
TOT 226 222 222 214 213 211 210 202 197 195 193 184 177 172 170 169 163 160 159 151 146 132 126
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extracting the urine leak suggests giant ‘clean pee’ tank caused diving pool discolouration brazil With the Paralympics getting underway this week in Rio, following the conclusion of the main Olympics last month, stunning revelations by an unnamed source have poured cold water on the official explanation for the diving pools turning green during the competition. The official report said that the discolouration of the Olympic diving pool was caused by hydrogen peroxide being poured into the pools on the day of the opening ceremony, but the source revealed that he had seen a leaked document that named the real cause. According to the source, using the alias I.P. Freely, officials have discovered a large tank located near to where the Russian team were housed. Even though it was empty when discovered, this tank was tested for what it had contained, and the results revealed that it had held 400,000 gallons of ‘clean’ urine,
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Left: Apparently the futures market in clean urine has collapsed since the leak revealing the existence of the tank pictured here
the Chinese and US teams as well. Officials from all three teams were unavailable for comment. A British official apparently spoke to Mr Freely, and allegedly said, ‘You’re taking the <expletive deleted>, aren’t you mate?’, while Tom Daley was reported to have turned the same shade of green as the pool on hearing the news.
while it was also discovered that this tank had leaked directly into one of the pipes supplying the diving pool, thus causing the discolouration. Given the drug controversy involving the Russian athletes prior to and during the Olympics, it is now thought that this ‘reservoir of clean pee’ had been used during the games to avoid further bans, although it was also close to the accommodation of both
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