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•While • no official announcement was made this week before we went to press, the much anticipated HUA HIN
display in Hua Hin by the crack RAF aerobatics team, the Red Arrows, was cancelled at the start of the week. We can only guess at the reasons for this, with the most likely being that the display date fell within the 30 day mourning period for Hia Majesty the King, although projected inclement weather may also have had a bearing on the decision. Given that the team have performed in Thailand before, there is some hope that they will return at some point in the future, although it is thirteen years since they last performed in the Kingdom. Whether there will be a future planned display in Hua Hin is impossible to know. The team also cancelled their display in Singapore due to severe weather concerns. The logisitics of mounting the extensive Asia-Pacific and Middle East Tour of the Red Arrows would have been huge, so we are sure that whatever the reason for the cancellation, the lateness of the news confirming it would have been down to attempts to allow it to continue if at all possible. The safety of the pilots and respect for the people of Thailand must take priority though. We can only hope that they will be invited back in the near future to show the strong British support that there has always been for Thailand, with the two countries sharing so many similarities, notably their monarchies. A display over the town that the King regarded as home would be a magnificent way to show this.
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You’ll never smile again after the tragic loss of your lower jaw and lips this week.
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. that expression, in a rather backhand compliment to his wife, THIS WEEK IT IS..... WORSE FOR WEAR in the poem The Ghost, 1794: Shabby or worn through use; drunk. The expression ‘worse for wear’ is something of a linguistic oddity in that it has endured a variety of different meanings, Some, in my place, to gain their ends, versions and spellings during its lifetime. Let’s start with the Would give relations up and friends; spelling indignities. ‘Worse for wear’ or ‘worst for wear’? Both Would lend a wife, who, they might swear of these are found in print but, of course, the phrase is ‘worse Safely, was none the worse for wear. for wear’, the alternative being a simple but sadly commonplace muddling of ‘worse’ and ‘worst’. ‘Worse for ware’ and ‘worse Worse for wearInto the 20th century and the phrase took on for where’ are also sometimes seen, again occasionally using another meaning, that is, ‘drunk’. This was taken up by the UK ‘worst’ rather than ‘worse’, and there’s little better explanation tabloid press in the 1960s and has now superseded ‘tired and emotional’ as the euphemism of choice when describing some for them other than that some people can’t spell ‘wear’. Anyone familiar with etymology will have come across the young wag falling out of a taxi at 3am. redoubtable John Heywood’s glossary A Dialogue Conteinyng the Nomber in Effect of all the Prouerbes in the Englishe Tongue. ‘Worse for wear’ is one of the older phrases in the Is there an English phrase or saying that language and Heywood included it in the book’s first edition you would like to know more about? in 1546: Al thyng is the wors for the wearyng.
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The meaning there is clear - ‘as things are used they deteriorate’. As it became established in the language ‘worse for wear’ developed into a synonym for ‘worn out’. At this stage the variant ‘none the worse for wear’ was coined, meaning ‘used but not worn out’ and also dragging along its misspelled ‘worst/ ware/where’ versions. The English poet Charles Churchill used
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AREA 555 most dramatic photos of your life. You can save the life of the President-elect and a former Secretary of State, or you can shoot a Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the deaths DILEMMA of the two most famous people on earth right now. Here’s a dilemma for you ... what would you do? Now, here’s the question (please give an honest answer). This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. Would you select colour film, or would you rather go with the Please don’t answer it without giving it some serious thought. classic simplicity of black and white? By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, in which you will have to make a decision. WEDDING Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet During a same sex Wedding, the pastor couldn’t find the right spontaneous. Thoughtfulness is important for this evaluation word to pronounce the couple, as he felt calling them Husband to be meaningful! and Wife was wrong since they were both males...... Ready? Begin! After a long time of thinking he finally said: “I hereby declare You’re in Florida... In Miami, to be exact... There is chaos you “Man United” around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. This is a flood of major proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper caught in the middle of this LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying Little Red Riding Hood has been found in a critical condition. to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people Paramedics have stabilised her condition, but she’s not out of swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. the woods yet. Nature is showing all its destructive fury when you see a man and a woman in the water! They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be swept away with the water and debris. You BIRTHDAY PRESENT move closer. Somehow the couple look familiar. Suddenly, you For a birthday present I’ve bought my wife a new fridge. know who it is ... it’s Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump! At the It might not be much but I can’t wait to see her face light up same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take when she opens it. them under, forever. You have two options. You can save them or you can take the Got some great jokes? Send them to us on submissions@awolonline.net
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ELECTED! 2016 has seen some crucial and surprising national votes around the world, most notably the EU referendum in the UK, and the Presidential Election in the USA. Thailand was meant to have an election this year, but for various reasons this has been postponed a number of times. What they did have was a referendum on the Constitution, which was carried with a 61% vote in favour of what the military government had proposed, on a 59% turnout. Wikipedia states that “The primary difference between the 2016 constitution and the 2007 document was that the Senate would become a fully appointed chamber rather than a partially elected one during the 5 year “transitional period” stipulated in the charter. This was seen as an effort by the National Council for Peace and Order (NCPO) to retain influence once it has left office, as it will have the right to appoint the 250 members. The Senate would also be granted veto power over the House of Representatives on amending the constitution, and a Prime Minister will be allowed to be appointed from outside either house.” When the results of the vote are examined in more detail, there is what some might say a surprising number of votes in favour of the government’s position in areas regarded as hostile to them, although (again according to Wikipedia) “The NCPO banned criticism of the draft constitution and prohibited monitoring of the referendum. Activists against the document were arrested, detained, and prosecuted in military courts, whilst voters who expressed their intention to vote against the draft were also arrested and prosecuted by the military regime.”
Given events since the vote, it could be seen as a wise move by the current leaders to keep a strong grip on the country, but this clearly is at odds with those who argue strongly for democracy, as well as the parts of the country who are strong supporters of former Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, and the people in the south who have been engaged in a long running campaign, violent at times, to get better treatment for the largely Muslim areas close to the Malaysian border. Thailand is clearly going to go through more difficult times as they try to square their circle, but they might do well to heed the warnings that have been issued by the events in other countries. The Thai people are generally more accepting and less demonstrative than their western counterparts when faced with something seen as ‘not fair’ but there is evidence that this is changing. We hope that an equitable solution is pursued and successfully achieved for all in Thailand, and the Thais often do find a way when none seems possible, something else to love about this country.
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new white head with cover and adjustment key. Price 6000 baht call 09 4482 5968 PICKLEBALL PAKNAM PRAN Pickleball partner for single play needed for early morning play or late afternoon play at Evason Resort. Email sledpullric@gmail.com BADMINTON PLAYER ? We play every monday and friday from 9 to 10 h in a sport center north of Hua Hin. We play in double and are looking for one or two players to complete our team. Average level. Tel Robert 098 356 2290 PLAYING TENNIS ? Am looking for a partner- average level - single or double -1 or 2 times/week. Tel 098 356 2290 Robert
connection, cable tv, laundry machine. Space to park car & motor bike inside. Location over railway tracks soi 102 600 meters after 7 eleven turn left. Rent : 12,000 p.m. Sale: 3.2 mill o.t.o. Tel 087 169 8440 eng 085 293 3843 thai CONDOTEL TAWEEPORN – Quiet one bed apartment, 55 sq.m, beautifully fully furnished. Completely full open or full closed balcony, two air-cons, three ceiling fans and a TV. Ready to move in, and fantastic rental opportunities. Resort has a beautiful full length pool, gymnasium, cafe and garden. Price reduced to 2.3m baht. Please call 087 881 4767 (Eng.) or 085 190 1669 (Thai) or go to the online AWOL Classifieds for more details and pictures.
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STUDIO APARTMENT IN Khao Takiab for sale. A great investment
opportunity with a yield of 10%. This apartment is in Baan Plean Ploen in Khao Takiab. This 30 square meter apartment on the 3rd floor facing the swimming pool is fully furnished with free communal swimming pool fitness and Wifi, and TV with True Visions. 30 metres to the local beach and the green bus to Hua Hin is nearby. For sale for 1.85m or I will accept a reasonable offer. It rents for 15,000 per month. Email chris.b@btinternet. com or call 090 996 4731 TOWNHOUSE FOR SALE or rent, 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, internet, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave), parking for 1 car, long term or short term, ready to move in. Rent 10,000 baht a month, sale 1.7 m baht. Call Ja on 083 316 6424 PLOT OF LAND for sale, half a rai at Nong Heing, with spectacular mountain and golf course views, near international school and water park. Tel. 086 169 1978 FOR SALE 85 sqm 2 bed, 2 bath condo in The Breeze Kao Takiab. Baht 5.2 million. Best deal in the area. Tel: Peter 0982755966 Email: peter@ easycarhuahin.com CONDO FOR SALE 50 sqm 5 minutes night market, mountain and sea views. Part furnished to include fitted kitchen with electric hob and hood, aircon unit and water heater. Resort has swimming pool, fitness room and 24hr security. Price: 2.1m baht. Please contact ALANH07@LIVE.COM or call 062 278 3277 LAND FOR SALE in prestigious area, mountain views, well maintained street. One Rai, gentle slope, 4km from Hua Hin centre off soi 56. Offers considered around 2.9 million baht. Please call 087 719 7388 LARGE HOUSE AND land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.
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in central Hua Hin. 2 bed or spacious 1 bed furnished condo. Gym, pool and internet essential. Phone 063 410 0280
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properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.
PROPERTY FOR RENT
POOL VILLA FOR rent. 3 Bed, 3 Bath, very private, nice garden, large
pool, outdoor dining, free water, free cable TV, unlimited high speed internet. 4km from Hua Hin centre. 38,000 baht per month. Call 087 719 7388 TO LET 2-BED unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English). TOWNHOUSE FOR RENT, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month ROOMS FROM 3000 bt p/m, Apartments 7000 bt p/m All close to beach, Condo with sea view and pool 12,000 bt p/m. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail. com for more information
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TO HULL AND BACK
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THE DANGERS OF DEMOCRACY During the summer several Hull folk claimed to have seen a werewolf. Even more strange there were no reports that any of them were on their way home from the pub when the sightings occurred. The werewolf however was no stranger to the location, along the banks of an old open drain, as there have been other reports of its’ appearance from time to time over the years. But the strange beast seemed to be more active this year, even prompting teams of paranormal investigators and werewolf fans to search for it. Preferably in the dark when the drain was suitably shrouded in mist. Typical werewolf conditions in fact, but to no avail. Then at the end of October the sightings were explained by an academic at the Gothic Manchester Festival. There a Doctor Sam George explained that the sightings all took place close to a part of the country where some of our last remaining native wolves once roamed, and that the visions could be explained as ‘a result of cultural collective guilt at the extinction of an entire indigenous species.’ I think I’ll stick with the idea of a real live werewolf - it sounds like much more fun. Also in Manchester pop star Justin Bieber walked off stage during a gig because his fans wouldn’t quit screaming. It seems he was trying to be serious for a change, but his fans wouldn’t listen to his pleas, probably because they couldn’t hear him. But he must have had a talking to by management backstage because he emerged again and grovelled to his audience, explaining that he was just trying to have ‘a moment’ with them. Watch out for Bieber at a Buddhist retreat near you. November 11th is of course Armistice Day, marking the signing of the armistice which brought World War 2 to an end. It is also the day on which, in 1989, East German people began to break down the Berlin wall. Both events should remind us that people shouldn’t be divided by politics, race or religion, but in the real world of course they still are, as even FIFA has recently shown. Not to mention the destruction of ‘the Jungle’ migrant camp in Calais. Meanwhile a new camp has appeared in the centre of Hull. Not for migrants, but for homeless locals, who are pitching their tents at night on one of the few remaining spaces not yet affected by resurfacing work. ‘Tent City’ as it is known serves to highlight the lack of hostel places locally, with just 9 hostel beds available last weekend for over 20 homeless people.
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No doubt Tent City will also be despatched in good time for Hulls’ City of Culture year which begins in just 7 weeks, while the workmen with their orange barriers will almost certainly still be around. There are times when you have to hand it to the Thais, who can build a few hotels faster than Hull can lay paving stones, and this is one of those times. Now, are you welcoming the return of Thai soaps to your TV screens, or just looking forward to floating your Khratong? Whatever you do on Monday watch out for a stray werewolf baying at that huge full moon.
On This Day
As already referred to in this week’s column, in 1918 the Armistice was signed by the Allies and Germany at 11am on this day, ending World War 1. On another historical war note, it was also the day in 1745 when Bonnie Price Charlie’s army entered England.
OPENING PARTY
Friday 11th November from 3pm
All welcome to come and help us celebrate! Free finger food, live music, lots of fun
Where are we? Just off the Pala U Road about 3 km past Big C - turn right by the Family Mart and immeduately right again, and we are on your right Come and stay in one of our 12 air-con chalets, relax Come and play at our well stocked bar, around our child safe swimming pool, play badminton or enjoy a game of pool or just kick back and enjoy the pickleball on our private court, or petanque in the shade relaxed garden surroundings only a few of palm trees, in a games area lit at night minutes drive from the city centre” Contact Us: Tel: 062 6249395 or 093 628 7916 E-Mail: jing@jings.in.th Website: www.jings.in.th
Functions & Parties Welcome Easy Parking “Affordable Well Being”
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EVENTS & NOTICEBOARD Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline.net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5. UPCOMING INFORM AWOL OR SURF FM of your charitable the members in the group has a chance to or non commercial event and we will announce host a dinner party in his/her home for the it here other members. If you love cooking and like to make new friends you should join. You do ONGOING not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 RESCUE PAWS is a non-profit organization 562290 based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping DUSIT THANI HUA HIN SOCCER and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray ACADEMY: exercise and professional animal population. Find out more on their football coaching for kids. website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook page HUA HIN HASH HOUSE HARRIERS every RescuePawsThailand Saturday around the area. (see p22) TRASH HERO HUA HIN now every Sunday CICADA MARKET AND PERFORMING at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their ARTS FAIR. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat eponymous Facebook page for weekly details evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, is your hobby you can join an international and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Each one of great place to spend an evening
SURF 102.5 FM SCHEDULE The Marriott Breakfast Show with Steve Johnston Mon. to Fri. 6:30 - 10:00 Asia Pop 40 with Dom Lau Sat. 09:00 - 12:00, Sun. 15:00 18:00 Tue. 21:00 - 24:00 “Something On The Radio” with James Ross Sun., Wed., Fri. 21:00-23:00 LA Spinz with Peter Reynolds Mon., Wed., Fri. 19:30 Q Burn Rocks On with Peter Antony Fri. 23:00
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ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS If you want to drink, that’s your business, if you want to stop, we can help.
Call to speak to an AA member:
Peo (Swedish) - 086 012 0856 Henrik 095-950-7550 Loren - 081-007-6856 Terry - 091-883-7757
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Meetings every day in Hua Hin
Let’s Eat RESTAURANT
PUZZLES
Open 9am to 9pm English Breakfast and Thai Food Soi 3 Khao Takiab (next to 7-11) Call 082 294 5602
CODEWORD
Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Two or three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.
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CRYPTIC CROSSWORD ACROSS 8 Setting off, I move north, capturing Charlie One (8) 9 Noble matter (5) 10 South African leader has no end of blue material (4) 11 Cycling in a seaport the next phase after 9 + 26 down, 8 and 2-15? (10) 12 Reckless Dawn, according to Mr Ross, goes topless? (6) 14 Tyres may be so aerated, having to go over a regular route (5-3)
16 Fish nets with stairs section (7) 18 Respected person’s euphemistic expletive limit: one (7) 21 Revered ring for ace is sunken (8) 23, 26 down Band secures place with “Blue”, the main climax on return from 28, say (10) 24 Law-abiding bores vexed former secretary of state (10) 26 See 17 27 Prudence, cherishing independence, understood (5) 28 Smooth moves, the highlight after ... 11, 22 and 16? (8) DOWN 1 Oboe’s entrance in Enigma Variations — one’s feeling one’s all that matters (8) 2, 15 Start to rise and flit, crossword setter style (4-3) 3 See 5 4 Small creature captures heart of support vet (7) 5, 3 Aftermath of surgery’s video link affair? (4,6) 6 Fair since spring, which is fortunate (4,2,4) 7 Constitutional Senate leader’s an ugly thing (6) 13 Clue ending with “shift”, a luxury one’s allowed (10) 15 See 2 17, 26 across Roosevelt’s policy not used by Wood (3,4) 19 Old PM ousted finally by the like of Netanyahu? (8) 20 Benign tumour has you rising in a mad frenzy (7) 22 Fields of influence in Bristol: not large but diverse (6) 23 “I’m off ”, as poker player might seek to end a round? (3,3) 25 Second and last switch in Poll’s bar (4) 26 See 23 across The solution to last week’s puzzle is on page 19
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BALLOON CHASERS
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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. RECENTLY ADDED AND COMING SOON
RED PIANO, SOI KANJANOMAI; Wednesday 30th November from 6.30pm BBQ Night 599 baht per person. Free flow draft Leo for first 2 hours FATHER TEDS, DAMNOERNKASEM ROAD; Thursday 1st December 1st Anniversary Party. THE PALM BISTRO, SOI 88; Join their Sunday Lunch Club and start earn ing a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) MUCKY DUCK, SOI 88/94; Saturday 12th November pork or beef burger with triple cooked chips and choice of 2 toppings 220 baht. Sunday lunch is slow Roast lamb. Also eggs Benedict 160 bt, 10am-12pm Saturdays. Please make a reservation (see ad back page) REGULAR EVENTS
BOBBY’S BAR, SOI 102.; The 99 baht breakfast is Back! FREE Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. DIZZY DOLPHIN, SOI SAMORPHONG; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/65 baht. DOUBLE D, SOI 6; Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht. FATHER TEDS, DAMNOERNKASEM ROAD; Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p13 for details. MUCKY DUCK, SOI 88/94; Now available - Draught Stowford Cider 150 bt for 600 ml. PASSPORT CAFE, SAMORPHRONG; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) RED PIANO, SOI KANJANOMAI; Happy Hour every day from 5 - 7pm buy one get one free. SPOTS POOL BAR, SOI 88; Draft Singha and Leo just 65 baht. UNCLE BRYN’S (2KM PAST PALM HILLS NORTH ALONG KLONG ROAD. TURN LEFT AND 200M ON LEFT.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E)
PUB QUIZZES
KING BAR, SOI BINTHABAHT; Quiz second Monday of every month (next one Monday 12th December at 7.30 pm) . Free entry, food and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome. KOM HOM, SOI 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 4th December) - call 085 294 1319 for details SUNSET BOULEVARD, KHAO TAKIAB; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one is on Tuesday 22nd November, a week late due to Loy Kratong). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. TK ROADHOUSE, KHAO TAKIAB; First Tuesday of every month ‘The Best Quiz In Town’! 8 rounds, beer questions, free Cottage Pie and bread. BRITISH STYLE SUNDAY ROASTS:
Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab Bookings only 084 376 9438 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112. CHRISTMAS OFFERS
YE OLDE BUFFALO TAVERN, CHOMSIN ROAD; Now taking bookings for Christmas Day Lunch 950 baht (see ad p5) PORK PIES HUA HIN, SOI 88/1; Large selection of pies available, order your pies for Christmas now. (see ad p2) FATHER TEDS, DAMNOERNKASEM ROAD; 3 course Christmas Dinner 850 baht, plus on 26th Dec Christmas Buffet 700 baht.
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LOCAL GOLF/ HASH HOUSE HARRIERS BUTTERFLY ROCK GOLF SOCIETY
HUA HIN GOLF SOCIETY
RESULTS 4TH NOVEMBER 2016 Banyan Stableford 40 entered 1st Sam Sheriff 42 pts (06) 2nd Marjorie Sherlock 36 pts (31) 3rd Oon Heath 36 pts (16) 4th Stefan Foerg 36 pts (06)
HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
A DRINKING CLUB WITH A RUNNING AND WALKING PROBLEM! The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at FIXTURES 2ND NOVEMBER 2016 http://www.h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook 22nd November 2016 Royal Ratchaburi at Palm Hills Stableford 25 entered www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 1st Adrienne Fullerton 39 pts (12) Stableford for full details and directions. People 2nd Nigel Guest 35 pts (11) 25th November 2016 Lake View 4BBB attending and participating do so entirely 3rd Alan Simpson 34 pts (15) at their own risk. LAKE VIEW 4th Stephen Warnock 33 pts (17) NEXT RUN MEMBERS CLUB SATURDAY 12TH NOVEMBER 2016 FIXTURES RESULTS MEETING @ 4:00 PM. 14th November 2016 Lake View A&B 4TH NOVEMBER 2016 Hua Hin House Harriers (H2H3) Run STABLEFORD Course BC Stableford #345 16th November 2016 Springfield 1st Mick Court (20) 39pts Hares: Spook & Rubberduck 2nd Mikeal Snakebite (6) 38pts Stableford Snacks: Brown Diamond 3rd Mark Simpson (18) 34pts RONNIE’S ROLL UP Hash Taxman: Tinks 4th Rodger Teasdale (12) 33pts Location: Off Route 2004 on new link Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please road to Soi 112 contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you 7TH NOVEMBER 2016 Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ are interested in joining in, and thanks to MEDAL Course BC AM65i5a464t Nigel for the results. 1st Peter Tucker (10) 73net GPS COORDINATES: N 12 32.035, E 99 4TH NOVEMBER 2016 2nd Steve O’Brien (13) 73net 54.941 (N 12.533910, E 99.915680) 16 players Stableford 3rd Fred Kroll (15) 74net Google Map Link from Phet Kasem Road: 1st Christa Maring (Visitor) 33 pts (24) 4th Mike Lord (13) 75net https://goo.gl/maps/AfDvZYFn5kv 2nd Alan Simpson 32 pts (15) Google Map Link from By-Pass: https:// 3rd Thomas Buch (Visitor) 31 pts (11) FIXTURES 4th Casey Kitseroo (Visitor) 30 pts (18) Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, goo.gl/maps/wK2NQnw8gTR2 From Hua Hin: Make your way on Phet Friday CHA AM GOLF CLUB Kasem Road to the Traffic Light junction Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com at Soi 70, then head west towards Pala-U FIXTURES for 7.1km then turn LEFT (HHH Sign) 16th November Palm Hills strokeplay onto Route 2004. Drive 4km and turn friendly LEFT (HHH Sign) by the temple, continue 0.6km and bear LEFT at the T junction, continue 0.25km to the run site CRYPTIC CROSSWORD located on the RIGHT by the lake. SOLUTION From the Bypass: Exit left off the bypass at Pala-U flyover junction and head east Here is the solution to last week’s Cryptic towards Hua Hin. Drive 3.8 Km and turn Crossword. RIGHT (HHH Sign) onto Route 2004 sign posted Vana Varin Resort. Then follow directions as above.Any queries then please call Spook on 09 59 28 35 20. Hash Tax: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free). Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated. TRANSPORT TO/FROM RUN SITE: If you are looking for transport to the run site, please email mcveyjock@gmail.com or call 08 10 15 40 27 RESULTS 7TH NOVEMBER 2016 Lakeview CB Strokeplay 16 entered 1st Trevor Sherrington 84 - 14 = 70 2nd Valteri Karlsson 83 - 12 = 71 3rd Peter Whittaker 96 - 23 = 73 4th Terry Hofgartner 101 - 24 = 77
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HUA HIN KHAO TAKIAB COOL POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS No fixtures this week. LEAGUE TABLE Team Robin Hood Lucky Shot A Spots Pool Bar 1 Infinity Bar Maria Bar 1 TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Cheeky Monkey Lucky Shot B Johnnie’s 56 Master Cues Spots Pool Bar 2 H Hin Miss You Coopers 94
P 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26
W 22 20 20 14 15 15 14 10 10 8 7 4 4 0
D 2 3 1 7 4 3 2 4 3 1 2 3 2 1
L 2 3 5 5 7 8 10 12 13 17 17 19 20 25
+/108 74 84 38 50 40 30 -16 -22 -62 -40 -74 -94 -116
Pts 46 43 41 35 34 33 30 24 23 17 16 11 10 1
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RESULTS WEEK 20 4TH NOVEMBER 2016 Anytime Bar 9 - 16 Jungle Juice JNB 19 - 6 Pats Place Robin Hood 14 - 11 Mucky Duck Spots 8 - 17 Muan Bar The Connection 14 - 11 Exotic Bar TK Roadhouse v Waring Bar n/a
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FIXTURES WEEK 21 11TH NOVEMBER 2016 Exotic Bar v Anytime Bar Muan Bar v Jungle Juice Mucky Duck v Spots Robin Hood v Waring Bar The Connection v Pats Place TK Roadhouse v JNB
HUA HIN KHAO TAKIAB SUPER POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 10 3RD NOVEMBER 2016 Anytime Bar 9 - 12 Home Bobby’s Birds 8 - 13 Sasa Bar Cheeky Monkey 11 - 10 Bobby’s Boys Fin Bar 11 - 10 Exotic Bar Lanla Bar 15 - 6 The Dream Muan Bar 15 - 6 Spots Mucky Duck 13 - 8 Tore’s Bar TK Roadhouse 9 - 12 Drink & Shelter
WEEK 21 18TH NOVEMBER 2016 FIXTURES Anytime Bar v The Connection The league season is over. JNB v Exotic Bar New season scheduled to start on 18th Jungle Juice v Robin Hood November Mucky Duck v Muan Bar Spots v TK Roadhouse Waring Bar v Pats Place LEAGUE TABLE Team Mucky Duck Robin Hood Muan Bar Jungle Juice TK Roadhouse Exotic Bar The Connection JNB Anytime Bar Pats Place Spots Waring Bar White House Somatch 3D
P 18 18 17 18 17 19 19 17 19 19 19 18 16 16
W 14 13 10 10 13 9 9 7 5 6 7 6 3 1
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 4 5 7 8 4 10 10 10 14 13 12 12 13 15
+/100 88 57 24 37 -23 -31 1 -61 -67 -69 -56 -104 -122
Pts 275 269 241 237 231 226 222 213 207 204 203 197 148 139
102 & 88 SATURDAY POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 3 5TH NOVEMBER 2016 Mucky Duck v Bobby’s Bar n/a Pat’s Place v Dara Bar n/a FIXTURES WEEK 4 12TH NOVEMBER 2016 Bobby’s Bar v Dara Bar Pat’s Place v Mucky Duck
LEAGUE TABLE Team Dara Bar Mucky Duck Bobby’s Bar Pat’s Place
P W D L 2 2 0 0 2 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1
+/10 2 -4 -8
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Pts 4 2 0 0
FIXTURES WEEK 12 17TH NOVEMBER 2016 Anytime Bar v Spots Bobby’s Birds v Tore’s Bar Cheeky Monkey v The Dream Fin Bar v Sasa Bar Lanla Bar v Home Muan Bar v Bobby’s Boys Mucky Duck v Drink & Shelter TK Roadhouse v Exotic Bar LEAGUE TABLE Team Muan Bar Mucky Duck Drink & Shelter Home Cheeky Monkey TK Roadhouse Lanla Bar Bobby’s Boys Bobby’s Birds Exotic Bar Anytime Bar Spots Fin Bar Sasa Bar Tore’s Bar The Dream
P 9 9 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
W 9 9 8 7 5 6 5 5 4 4 5 5 4 2 1 0
L 0 0 2 3 5 4 5 5 6 6 5 5 6 8 9 10
+/79 79 40 26 16 10 0 -4 -8 -8 -12 -20 -26 -28 -68 -76
Pts 134 134 125 118 113 110 105 103 101 101 99 95 92 91 71 67
LOCAL SPORTS HUA HIN SOCIAL POOL LEAGUE
HUA HIN WEDNESDAY POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 3 9TH NOVEMBER 2016 Booz Bar 4 - 15 Bentho Bar C 69 7 - 12 Jungle Juice A JW Black 9 - 10 All Nations GH Jungle Juice B 8 - 11 Pink Panther King Bar 14 - 5 JW Red N & G 10 - 9 Tiger Bar Limelight - No game
RESULTS WEEK 18 9TH NOVEMBER 2016 Cooper’s 94 12 - 8 Home Cross Eyed Duck 12 - 8 Infinity Bar Jaew Bar 4 - 16 Pit’s Cafe Kom Hom Bar v Cheeky Monkey n/a Lucky Shot 16 - 4 Bar 80 Saloon The Breeze 11 - 9 Sabai Bar FIXTURES WEEK 19 16TH NOVEMBER 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Jaew Bar Cheeky Monkey v Cross Eyed Duck Infinity Bar v Home Lucky Shot v Cooper’s 94 Pit’s Cafe v The Breeze Sabai Bar v Kom Hom Bar
FIXTURES WEEK 4 16TH NOVEMBER 2016 All Nations GH v Jungle Juice B Bentho Bar v JW Black Jungle Juice A v King Bar JW Red v Limelight Pink Panther v C 69 Tiger Bar v Booz Bar N & G - No game LEAGUE TABLE Team Jungle Juice A Pink Panther Bentho Bar King Bar All Nations GH Limelight Tiger Bar N&G JW Red Jungle Juice B C 69 JW Black Booz Bar
P W L 3 3 0 3 3 0 3 2 1 2 2 0 3 2 1 1 1 0 2 1 1 3 1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 2 0 2 3 0 3 3 0 3
+/19 11 13 10 -1 5 0 -5 -7 -11 -8 -11 -15
Pts 6 6 4 4 4 2 2 2 2 2 0 0 0
P 18 18 18 18 17 18 18 17 18 18 18 18
W 15 14 14 10 10 8 7 7 6 5 2 1
D 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 0 1 2 1 1
L 1 2 2 6 6 9 10 10 11 11 15 16
+/104 154 114 40 50 10 -46 -47 -52 -54 -138 -135
RESULTS No fixtures this week FIXTURES WEEK 16 16TH NOVEMBER 2016 Bobby’s Beauties v Pat’s Place Dara’s Bar v Sea U Bar Muan Bar v Mucky Duck Sunset Boulevard v Master Cues T.K. Roadhouse v Bobby’s Bangers Tik’s Bar v The Squealing Pig
LEAGUE TABLE
LEAGUE TABLE Team Pit’s Cafe Lucky Shot Cross Eyed Duck Infinity Bar Kom Hom Bar Cooper’s 94 The Breeze Cheeky Monkey Sabai Bar Home Jaew Bar Bar 80 Saloon
FRIENDS OF HUA HIN WEDNESDAY FUN POOL LEAGUE
Pts 32 30 30 22 21 17 15 14 13 12 5 3
Team Muan Bar Master Cues Squealing Pig Pat’s Place Sea U Bar T.K. Roadhouse Mucky Duck Dara’s Bar Bobby’s Bangers Bobby’s Beauties Sunset Boulevard Tik’s Bar
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P 15 15 15 15 15 15 14 14 15 15 15 15
W 12 11 11 9 6 6 6 4 4 4 3 3
D 2 1 1 1 4 3 3 3 1 0 1 0
L 1 3 3 5 5 6 5 7 10 11 11 12
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+/- Pts 56 26 56 23 50 23 26 19 -2 16 18 15 8 15 -22 11 -28 9 -52 8 -52 7 -58 6
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LOCAL SPORTS
HUA HIN/KHAO TAKIAB LADIES POOL LEAGUE
THURSDAY FRIENDLY POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 19 3RD NOVEMBER 2016 Connections Cafe 9 - 11 MasterCues Bar Dara Bar 6 - 14 Bar 80 Saloon Hua Hin Bar 8 - 12 Mona Bar Jaew Bar 10 - 10 Coopers 94 Mint Bar 8 - 12 Mr Dan’s Pit’s Cafe 17 - 3 Hut Bar The Breeze 10 - 10 Komhom Bar FIXTURES WEEK 21 17TH NOVEMBER 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v MasterCues Bar Cross Eyed Duck v Komhom Bar Dara Bar v Mr Dan’s Hua Hin Bar v Hut Bar Jaew Bar v Mona Bar Mint Bar v Coopers 94 The Breeze v Pit’s Cafe LEAGUE TABLE Team Cross Eyed Duck Pit’s Cafe Komhom Bar Bar 80 Saloon MasterCues Bar Coopers 94 Connections The Breeze Dara Bar Mona Bar Mr Dan’s Hua Hin Bar Mint Bar Jaew Bar Hut Bar Hut Bar
P 17 18 18 18 18 18 18 17 18 18 18 17 18 17 18 18
W 17 16 12 11 13 9 8 8 10 4 7 4 0 2 1 1
D 0 0 2 3 0 1 1 2 0 5 0 1 3 3 1 1
L 0 2 4 4 5 8 9 7 8 9 11 12 15 12 16 16
+/172 100 88 58 54 34 -4 6 -18 -54 -60 -58 -96 -102 -120 -112
Pts 290 262 250 234 233 216 195 191 191 166 164 150 135 126 123 127
HUA HIN CITY F.C
FIXTURES The season is over. Details of the new season will appear here when available. Hua Hin City F. C. is the local professional team formed in 2011, playing their matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Takiab.
RESULTS WEEK 28 7TH NOVEMBER 2016 Ae De Dang Bar v Muan Bar n/a Anytime Bar v Kom Hom n/a Bar 80 Saloon v Jungle Juice n/a Cheeky Monkey v Jaew Bar n/a Dara Bar v Exotic Bar n/a Muan Bar 2 v Sport Bar n/a Robin Hood v Pit’s Cafe n/a Sunset Boulevard v Sa Sa Bar n/a The Connection v Pat’s Place n/a The Squealing Pig v TK Roadhouse n/a FIXTURES WEEK 29 14TH NOVEMBER 2016 Exotic Bar v Muan Bar 2 Jaew Bar v Dara Bar Jungle Juice v Cheeky Monkey Kom Hom v Bar 80 Saloon Muan Bar v Anytime Bar Pat’s Place v The Squealing Pig Pit’s Cafe v The Connection Sa Sa Bar v Robin Hood Sport Bar v Sunset Boulevard TK Roadhouse v Ae De Dang Bar LEAGUE TABLE Team Muan Bar Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse Sunset Boulevard Jungle Juice Squealing Pig Kom Hom Cheeky Monkey Dara Bar Anytime Bar The Connection Robin Hood Sa Sa Bar Bar 80 Saloon Pat’s Place Exotic Bar Jaew Bar Sport Bar Ae De Dang Bar Pit’s Cafe
P 27 25 27 27 27 27 27 25 26 27 27 27 25 27 26 27 27 26 27 26
W 25 20 17 17 16 17 14 14 12 11 10 10 8 8 8 6 7 7 5 4
D 1 2 4 4 5 3 4 1 3 4 5 3 4 1 1 4 2 0 4 3
L 1 3 6 6 6 7 9 10 11 12 12 14 13 18 17 17 18 19 18 19
+/220 132 90 72 58 58 42 10 9 -8 0 -8 -22 -78 -98 -62 -82 -102 -115 -116
Pts 51 42 38 38 37 37 32 29 27 26 25 23 20 17 17 16 16 14 14 11
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FIXTURES The season is over. Details of the new season will appear here when available
LEAGUE TABLE Team CAT Karaoke Urs Treff Jungle Juice Blue Lagoon 1 Robin’s Rest Johnny’s 56
P 10 10 10 10 10 10
W 9 7 4 3 3 1
D 0 1 1 2 2 0
L 1 2 5 5 5 9
F 117 97 94 73 68 46
A 46 71 71 96 99 112
+/71 26 23 -23 -31 -66
HUA HIN SOI 80 TUESDAY POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 21 8TH NOVEMBER 2016 Bar 80 Saloon 7 - 11 Laila Bar Cross Eyed Duck 8 - 10 Exotic Bar Hua Hin Bar 10 - 8 Mint Bar J.J. Sports 7 - 11 Cheeky Monkey Miss U Bar v Hut Bar n/a Mona Bar 11 - 7 Euro 2 Bar FIXTURES No fixtures next week LEAGUE TABLE Team Cheeky Monkey Cross Eyed Duck Exotic Bar Mona Bar Bar 80 Saloon Hua Hin Bar Miss U Bar Hut Bar Laila Bar Mint Bar J.J. Sports Euro 2 Bar
P 21 21 21 21 21 21 20 20 21 21 21 21
W 18 14 12 12 12 9 9 6 6 6 2 2
D 1 3 5 4 4 4 0 3 2 1 6 1
L 2 4 4 5 5 8 11 11 13 14 13 18
+/96 96 74 50 44 -4 -26 -34 -42 -34 -92 -128
Pts 37 31 29 28 28 22 18 15 14 13 10 5
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(all times Thailand) FRIDAY 11TH NOVEMBER 2016 FIFA WORLD CUP QUALIFYING - EUROPEAN REGION Armenia v Montenegro (E) 00:00 SATURDAY 12TH NOVEMBER 2016 FIFA WORLD CUP QUALIFYING - EUROPEAN REGION France v Sweden (A) 02:45 Czech Rep v Norway (C) 02:45 Northern Ireland v Azerbaijan (C) 02:45 San Marino v Germany (C) 02:45 Denmark v Kazakhstan (E) 02:45 Romania v Poland (E) 02:45 England v Scotland (F) 02:45 Malta v Slovenia (F) 02:45 Slovakia v Lithuania (F) 02:45 Austria v R. of Ireland (D) 00:00 Georgia v Moldova (D) 00:00 Croatia v Iceland (I) 00:00 Turkey v Kosovo (I) 00:00 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES South Korea v Canada 02:30 SUNDAY 13TH NOVEMBER 2016 FIFA WORLD CUP QUALIFYING - EUROPEAN REGION Wales v Serbia (D) 02:45 Albania v Israel (G) 02:45 Liechtenstein v Italy (G) 02:45 Spain v Macedonia (G) 02:45 Ukraine v Finland (I) 02:45 Bulgaria v Belarus (A) 00:00 Luxembourg v Netherlands (A) 00:00 Hungary v Andorra (B) 00:00 Switzerland v Faroe Islands (B) 00:00 Cyprus v Gibraltar (H) 00:00 MONDAY 14TH NOVEMBER 2016 FIFA WORLD CUP QUALIFYING - EUROPEAN REGION Portugal v Latvia (B) 02:45 Belgium v Estonia (H) 02:45 Greece v Bos-Herze (H) 02:45 TUESDAY 15TH NOVEMBER 2016 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES Poland v Slovenia 02:45
FOOTBALL
ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE TABLE
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Team Liverpool Chelsea Man City Arsenal Tottenham Man Utd Everton Watford Burnley Southampton West Brom Stoke Bournemouth Leicester Middlesbrough Crystal Palace West Ham Hull Swansea Sunderland
P 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11
GD PTS 16 26 17 25 15 24 13 24 9 21 3 18 2 18 -4 15 -4 14 0 13 -3 13 -5 13 -3 12 -5 12 -2 11 -3 11 -9 11 -14 10 -11 5 -12 5
FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE - AWOL CHALLENGE
Team GW TOT 1 Hua Hin Utd 61 658 2 Custom Cobblers 54 595 Soi 102, Hua Hin (200m on right after 3 Portsmouth City FC 70 railway) 580 4= Dannycollinz 59 567 4= Frankies 11 64 567 6 Lost Cafe 77 562 7 jamboshuahin 56 553 8= Mr. Cha Aming 47 551 8= Atletico Pathetico 43 551 10 FC ROCA 38 544 11 Stenhousemuir 52 540 12 Hua Hin Jambos 61 526 13 JR BRUTD S.C 55 513 14 The Dada Donkeys 77 512 15 Pink Panther AFC 25 507 16 Rentmythaivilla 68 493 17 Wanderlust United 56 481 18 Waste Of Money 67 461 19 shortimeagain 50 446 20 Nuo_divers 69 441 21 Dans Demons 52 435 22 Doghill Growlers 58 407 23 AWOL Wanderers 52 382
FEATURED GAME
SATURDAY 12TH NOVEMBER 2016 FIFA WORLD CUP QUALIFYING - EUROPEAN REGION England v Scotland (F) 02:45 A game that is as unpredictable as the US Presidential election, as these oldest of foes face each other for the 113th time; possibly the local derby to top them all, which means throw the form book out of the window. Scottish fans and players will want this more than any other game they have played, and that will count for a lot - they will be biting into tackles and have an extra yard all over the pitch. There will be cards, inevitably, on both sides, and ultimately they may decide the outcome. We are going to predict a very narrow win for England.
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WORLD CHAMPIONS
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CONTINUES TO DOMINATE BASEBALL WORLD SERIES
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USA The all-conquering Americans last week tightened their grip on the baseball World Series, leaving 195 other countries trailing in their wake. This time it was the turn of the Chicago Cubs to reinforce America’s total domination of the series by beating the Cleveland Indians 8-7 on a thrilling night for their millions of fans worldwide. Since it’s inception in 1903, no other country has come close to the world title as the American baseball juggernaut has rumbled over all-comers. One of the first to congratulate the triumphant American team was president elect, Donald Trump, who spoke to reporters from Florida where he is currently on the campaign trail. Forming an “o” with his thumb and forefinger and moving his hand up and
Left: Wrigley Field, famous for it’s starring role in ‘The Blues Brothers’
down, Trump told reporters: “This is a tremendous win for America. It’s just tremendous. “In fact, if I were to try to tell you how tremendous this is, you wouldn’t believe me. Under my presidency, this sort of tremendous event would be happening
all the time. “You would all be so proud. So proud. So proud of me and proud of your country. I can’t tell you how proud you would be because you wouldn’t believe me. “However, under Hillary, none of these tremendous achievements would happen. Hillary is a crook who belongs in jail. She is not tremendous, and I will jail her. Jail…is…where…she…belongs!” The triumphant Cubs team will now embark on a world tour of Illinois to celebrate their remarkable world-beating achievement.
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