AWOL Issue 430

FOR THE EXPAT IN ALL OF US! ISSUE 430 2nd June 2017

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•Wild• elephants are causing increasing problems once again in parts of the Hua Hin area, as they have hua hin

been involved in several incidents with local farmers, eating and destroying their crops. One local durian farmer said that the elphants had eaten her durian crop that was worth an estimated 200,000 baht, leaving her in a serious financial predicament. Another elephant was pictured taking pineapples from a pickup truck that was taking them from Hua Hin to Kui Buri.

The area where this is reported happening is Tambon Huai Sat Yai, and it is believed that this zone is now on the animals’ radar because of fencing erected to prevent similar problems in nearby Tambon Padeng. This follows reports in 2015 of elephants being aggressive towards vehicles in Khao Yai National Park, with one YouTube video of an elephant sitting on and crushing a vehicle gaining over half a million views, while a lady motorcyclist on the Hua Hin - Pala U Road was killed by a bull elephant in December 2014.

The current situation, while difficult for those affected, only goes to show how careful people need to be in areas where elephants have roamed free for decades, and where previously they had the pick of the fruit they wanted, wherever and whenever they wanted it. Rather than this being an elephant problem, it is really a human problem, as we have steadily encroached on their territory. There will be no easy answer to this ‘conflict’, and we can only hope that neither elephants nor humans get harmed while one is found, either deliberately or accidentally. Wild elephants are quite unpredictable, particularly in mating season, so be careful if driving in areas where they are found.

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weather & tides World weather (1-6-17)

Local Forecast AND TIDES

CITY Weather High Rain (mm) Conditions Temp. °C Tides °C H L 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Amsterdam Sunny 19 SA 3 Clouds, sun, t-storm 32 26 13:33 1.4m 18:08 2.3m - Ankara Thunderstorms 20 SU 6 A couple of t=storms 33 26 13:06 1.4m 17:18 2.4m - Athens Sunny 26 MO 3 Clouds, sun, t-storm 33 26 04:40 2.2m 04:45 2.2m 12:52 1.4m 17:02 2.4m Auckland Partly cloudy 13 TU 3 Sunny spells, t-storm 32 25 04:34 1.4m 05:13 2.2m 12:52 1.4m 17:03 2.5m Beijing Sunny 31 WE 1 Cloudy with showers 31 25 04:38 1.4m 05:33 2.1m 13:03 1.4m 17:14 2.5m Berlin Scattered clouds 17 TH 15 Cloudy, showers 31 27 04:48 1.3m 05:51 2.1m 13:21 1.4m 17:30 2.6m Buenos Aires Fog 10 FR 6 AM t-storm or two 31 26 05:04 1.3m 06:09 2.1m 13:43 1.4m 17:51 2.6m Cairo Pleasantly warm 29 Chicago Clear 13 Copenhagen Scattered clouds 15 thailand weather (1-6-17) Dubai Clear 37 Place Temp Hum Conditions Place Temp Hum Conditions Dublin Drizzle 16 Nakhon Sawan 35 °C 53% Scattered Clds Helsinki Scattered showers 7 Aranyaprathet 33 °C 54% T-storm Nan 33 °C 52% Partly Cldy Ho Chi Minh City Thunderstorm 33 Ban A To 30 °C 76% Nang Rong 32 °C 58% Partly Cldy Hong Kong Scattered clouds 30 Ban Baen Chado 32 °C 62% Partly Cldy Narathiwat 31 °C 66% Partly Cldy Islamabad Passing clouds 36 Ban Bang Bamru 32 °C 62% Partly Cldy Nong Khai 35 °C 46% Partly Cldy Istanbul Passing clouds 23 Ban Bang Duan 32 °C 62% Partly Cldy 31 °C 70% Scattered Clds Jakarta Overcast 30 Ban Bua Chum 35 °C 50% Scattered Clds Pattani Pattaya 30 °C 66% Partly Cldy Jerusalem Passing clouds 25 Ban Fai Na 30 °C 66% Mostly Cldy Phayao 32 °C 66% Partly Cldy Johannesburg Sunny 17 Ban Hua Tho 32 °C 62% Partly Cldy Phetchabun 34 °C 51% Scattered Clds Karachi Haze 37 Ban Ko Thung 26 °C 90% T-storms Phetchaburi 33 °C 62% Scattered Clds Kuala Lumpur Partly sunny 33 Ban Krathing Lai 30 °C 66% Partly Cldy Phitsanulok 33 °C 59% Scattered Clds London Partly sunny 21 Ban Na Si Nuan 30 °C 70% Partly Cldy Phrae 34 °C 49% Scattered Clds Madrid Sunny 28 Ban Nong Pladuk 32 °C 66% Partly Cldy Phuket 30 °C 66% Mostly Cldy Manila Partly sunny 33 Ban Samphan 31 °C 60% Partly Cldy Prachin Buri 33 °C 64% Partly Cldy Mexico City Mostly cloudy 16 Bangkok 31 °C 62% Partly Cldy Moscow Overcast 15 Chaiyaphum 35 °C 45% Scattered Clds Prach. Khirikhan 32 °C 64% Overcast Ranong 27 °C 94% Mostly Cldy Mumbai Scattered clouds 34 Chanthaburi 32 °C 61% Partly Cldy Rayong 30 °C 66% Partly Cldy New Delhi Haze 37 Chawang 32 °C 64% Partly Cldy Roi Et 35 °C 46% Scattered Clds New York Sunny 15 Chiang Mai 30 °C 62% T-storm Samui 30 °C 74% Partly Cldy Oslo Refreshingly cool 15 Chiang Rai 32 °C 66% Partly Cldy 30 °C 75% Partly Cldy Paris Passing clouds 24 Chok Chai 36 °C 51% Scattered Clds Sattahip Satun 32 °C 52% Partly Cldy Perth Clear 14 Chumphon 31 °C 61% Partly Cldy 27 °C 89% Scattered Clds Phnom-Penh Chance of a t-storm 37 Kam Paeng Phet 34 °C 54% Scattered Clds Songkhla Sukhothai 32 °C 66% Scattered Clds Rio De Janeiro Fog 20 Kamalasai 30 °C 70% Partly Cldy 33 °C 35% Partly Cldy Riyadh Sunny 41 Kanchanaburi 36 °C 44% Scattered Clds Suphan Buri Surat Thani 30 °C 70% Partly Cldy Rome Sunny 28 Khanom 30 °C 74% Partly Cldy 33 °C 51% Scattered Clds San Francisco Passing clouds 13 Khlong Yai 29 °C 84% Scattered Clds Surin Tak 32 °C 68% T-storm Seoul Sunny 25 Ko Lanta 29 °C 79% Partly Cldy Takua Pa 30 °C 66% Mostly Cldy Shanghai Clear 29 Ko Samui 30 °C 74% Partly Cldy Tha Tum 34 °C 54% Scattered Clds Singapore Partly sunny 31 Ko Sichang 31 °C 62% Partly Cldy Tha Wang Pha 33 °C 52% Partly Cldy Stockholm Sunny 13 Krabi 30 °C 66% Partly Cldy Thoen 32 °C 66% Scattered Clds Sydney Passing clouds 14 Lampang 31 °C 70% Mostly Cldy Thong Pha Phum 32 °C 54% Partly Cldy Taibei/Taipei Broken clouds 32 Lamphun 26 °C 92% T-storm Thung Chang 33 °C 52% Partly Cldy Tokyo Broken clouds 24 Loei 33 °C 71% Partly Cldy Trang 29 °C 79% Partly Cldy Vancouver Mostly cloudy 14 Lop Buri 32 °C 62% Partly Cldy 29 °C 84% Scattered Clds Vientiane Chance of a t-storm 35 Mae Hong Son 35 °C 43% Scattered Clds Trat Ubon Ratchathani 32 °C 70% Scattered Clds Yangon Partly sunny 30 Mae Sariang 30 °C 70% Partly Cldy Udon Thani 34 °C 56% Partly Cldy Zurich Mild 20 Mae Sot 28 °C 79% Mostly Cldy 28 °C 79% Mostly Cldy Mukdahan 35 °C 46% Scattered Clds Umphang 34 °C 50% Scattered Clds Nakhon Phanom 34 °C 43% Scattered Clds Uttaradit 34 °C 51% Scattered Clds Nak. Ratchasima 35 °C 45% Scattered Clds Wichian Buri

your stars Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19

Taurus Apr 21 – May 21

Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18

Gemini May 22 – June 21

Your plan to dig an escape tunnel over the next three years using only a spoon stolen from the cafeteria will utterly dumbfound everyone else at the office.

You will find work in a strange office in which everyone is happy, no one makes irritating small talk about reality TV, and the work is challenging and rewarding.

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22

Future archaeologists will find your desiccated skeleton exactly where you starved, midway between two 64-ounce bags of Bugles.

Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 They thought they had you pegged. They thought they could screw you over and you’d just take it lying down.

They were wrong. You’re thrashing about in ecstasy like a crazy person. It’s a little freaky.

Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20

Your life will continue on pretty much the way it always has.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

is flying.

You will soon embark on a long journey over water by night, which will be extremely romantic until you figure out how low the pilot

You may be heartbroken, but you can no more stop him from leaving than you can stop the toaster from falling into your bathtub Thursday.

Your life will be cut tragically short next week by the untimely discovery that your breadmaker can also be used to make doughnuts.

Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22

Love flickers, love fades, and love can gutter and die, but love is still better than those bloody compact fluorescent bulbs.

Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22

You claim to be a champion of truth and beauty, but you still can’t name three poems

by Dean Young.

works.

It’s time you learned to treat people as individuals instead of mathematically predictable members of an aggregate set, no matter how well that

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21

last time.

The men in lab coats will once more come for you one dark night this week, but it’s just because they left one of their lab coats at your place

going for gold

Hua hin pickleball players compete and win at uk championships

A group of Hua Hin residents who are regular pickleball players here, travelled to the UK Pickleball Championships taking part at Medway Park in Kent last weekend, with Alison Fulton and Elaine Shallcross (below right) taking the glory by winning gold in the women’s doubles, while Alison also reached the quarter finals of the mixed doubles with her partner Bill.

A total of seven Hua Hin residents (below) took part in the championships, and hopefully their success will be a tremendous boost to the popularity of the sport locally, although it has already established itself as a fun game for all ages with many locals. Well done to everyone who took part, and thank you to Mick for supplying the photos.

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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. example, this early citation from The Modesto News-Herald, This week it is....Beck and call To be at someone’s beck and call is to be entirely subservient to May 1929: A crowd of several hundred people heard a stirring address them; to be responsive to their slightest request. ’Call’ is used here with its usual meaning. ‘Beck’ is more by B. W. Gearhart, Fresno attorney and American Legion interesting. The word, although it has been in use in English official. “Down through the history of American wars, from the since the 14th century, isn’t one that is found outside the phrase Revolutionary to the recent World conflict,” the speaker declared, ‘beck and call’ these days. It is merely a shortened form of “America always has had at its beckon call men who would give ‘beckon’, which we do still know well and understand to mean their all for their country that people might enjoy peace and ‘to signal silently, by a nod or motion of the hand or finger, freedom.

The rogue phrase still appears in print in newspapers. Here’s indicating a request or command’.

If the term ‘beck and call’ had originated prior to the 14th an example from the London Daily Mirror, by Phil Differ and century we we would presumably now say ‘beckon and call’. Jonathan Watson: It didn’t though and the first recorded use of ‘beck and call’ He [football manager Dick Advocaat] told me what he was in print is in Aemilia Lanyer’s set of poems Salve Deus Rex particularly looking forward to when he comes to Scotland and that’s having the entire Scottish press at his beckon call and I Judaeorum, 1611: promised he won’t be disappointed.

The Muses doe attend vpon your Throne, Just because ‘beckon call’ is based on a mishearing doesn’t With all the Artists at your becke and call; That is straightforward enough. What brings the phrase to the mean that it won’t one day become accepted as proper English. attention of etymologists is the confusion that some people Other phrases, like ‘beg the question’ for instance, are routinely have between it and ‘beckon call’. This supposed phrase is a used incorrectly by so many people that the incorrect usage simple mishearing of ‘beck and call’. The mistake comes about has now become the standard. Let’s hope ‘beckon call’ dies a because no one uses ‘beck’ any longer, whereas ‘beckon’ is natural death, not only because it is essentially just a spelling mistake but because its adoption would signal the last gasp of commonplace.

‘Beckon call’ could be said not to be a phrase in English at all, the enjoyable little word ‘beck’. but it is gaining some ground nevertheless. At present (May Is there an English phrase or saying that 2017) Google finds 552,000 hits for ‘beckon call’ and 2.1 you would like to know more about? million for ‘beck and call’.

Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net The misspelling began in the USA in the early 20th century; for Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline.net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5.

Upcoming inform awol or surf fm of your charitable the members in the group has a chance to or non commercial event and we will announce host a dinner party in his/her home for the other members. If you love cooking and like it here to make new friends you should join. You do Ongoing not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 Rescue Paws is a non-profit organization 562290 based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping Dusit Thani Hua Hin Soccer and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray Academy: exercise and professional animal population. Find out more on their football coaching for kids. website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook page Hua Hin Hash house Harriers every RescuePawsThailand Saturday around the area. (see p22) trash hero hua hin now every Sunday Cicada Market and Performing at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat eponymous Facebook page for weekly details evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, is your hobby you can join an international and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Each one of great place to spend an evening

surf 102.5 fm schedule The Marriott Breakfast Show with Steve Johnston Mon. to Fri. 6:30 - 10:00 Asia Pop 40 with Dom Lau Sat. 09:00 - 12:00, Sun. 22:00 - 18:00 Tue. 21:00 - 24:00 “Something On The Radio” with James Ross Sun., Wed., Fri. 21:00-23:00 LA Spinz with Peter Reynolds Mon., Wed., Fri. 19:30 Q Burn Rocks On with Peter Antony Fri. 23:00

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sudoku Each week we have an easy and a hard Sudoku puzzle. Just fill in the empty squares so that each horizontal and vertical line, and each section, has all the numbers 1 to 9.

We would like to apologise for an error in issue 418 (24th February) - we mistakenly reprinted the same two puzzles as for the previous week, but in issue 419 (3rd March) printed solutions to the puzzles that should have appeared. Many thanks to Mr Brian Tweedie for pointing out our error.

Puzzle 1 (Easy)

Puzzle 2 (Hard)

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puzzles codeword

Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once.

Two or three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.

Last Issue’s Solution

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crossword Across Across 1 European country (7) 8 Travel into the city to work (7) 9 Cost of keeping in a warehouse (7) 10 Seats for royalty (7) 11 Level odds (5) 13 Useful added item (9) 15 Brightly-coloured swimmer (9) 18 Do well (5) 21 Pass on (a problem) (3-4) 22 Incurred cost (7) 23 Sound like a log fire (7) 24 Indecisive (7)

The solution to last week’s puzzle is on page 19

Down 1 Hindu class (5) 2 Gas (in a layer?) (5) 3 Bugs Bunny’s sign-off?

(5,3,5) 4 Vinegary (6) 5 That’s where you’ll find the buried treasure! (1,5,3,4) 6 Government-sponsored administrative body outside the civil service (6) 7 Island -- cow -- garment (6) 12 Forever looking in the mirror (4) 14 Mature (4) 15 This minute! (2,4) 16 Roar of laughter (6) 17 Certainly (6) 19 Boat (that can be dug out!)

(5) 20 Cautious due to suspicions (5)

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the pope versus the rabbi Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community.

If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope won, they would have to leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged, but wise Rabbi Moishe to represent them in the debate. However, as Moishe spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a “silent” debate.

On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.

Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten, that Rabbi Moishe was too clever, and that the Jews could stay.

Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened. The Pope said, “First, I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is still only one God common to both

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our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins.

He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He had me beaten and I could not continue.”

Meanwhile the Jewish community was gathered around Rabbi Moishe “How did you win the debate?” they asked.

“I haven’t a clue,” said Moishe. “First he said to me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger. Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I said to him, we’re staying right here.”

“And then what?” asked a woman.

“Who knows?” said Moishe, “He took out his lunch, so I took out mine.

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library A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia.

Librarian: “They’re right behind you!”

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library 2 A midget asks the librarian,”Do you have any books on midget discrimination?”

The librarian replies,” Top shelf ”.

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step back in time No offence to the TAT intended, but that’s Bangkok stuffed then. With Cheap Charlie’s bar gone it’s hard to imagine the city to be worth visiting anymore! It is reported that the owners will be looking for a new place now that they have been forced to leave their scruffy little bar, which has occupied the entrance to a tiny soi off Sukhumvit soi 11 for 35 years, before the bulldozers move in.

It is hard to imagine how another suitable site could be found anywhere now on that part of Sukhumvit, which has been blighted by bulldozers for the last 15 years or more between Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy and beyond. Some of you will even remember the infamous Soi Zero. But for those who weren’t familiar with Cheap Charlies, maybe the best way to describe it was that it occupied a wall, and was a favourite haunt for expats.

Bar stools wobbled on the uneven surface of the soi, and over the years the bar had acquired a large collection of artefacts, ranging from wood carvings and US registration plates to an array of phallic symbols and toys. Nothing ever seemed to have been dusted and the clutter could cause a bit of a problem when passing bottles to customers. But it was a quaint oasis to many, and will be sadly missed.

While on the subject of beer sales, will the governments’ latest plan really work? It was announced that in a bid to enforce the legal hours for alcohol sales in shops, state run retail alcohol outlets will be opened this year. They will required to abide by laws which prohibit alcohol sales between midnight and 11.00 am, and from 2.00 to 5.00 pm. With the promise of one state outlet per Ampur it seems highly unlikely that they will all be

up and running by the hoped for October 1st target, but that is the least of the problems, because Thais and expats alike will only be able to use the outlet provided in the Ampur where they are registered.

The plan horrified everyone who enjoys a tipple in the Land of Smiles, and protests were already being planned, until it all turned out to have been an elaborate April Fools hoax. Which proves what expats have known for years, that reality and fiction can very easily become blurred.

Back to the UK, and that ongoing battle against sugar in food has now changed our Sugar Puffs forever. It’s not just that the sugar content has been slashed - to be honest they were exceptionally sweet - but now the name has changed to Honey Monster Puffs in order to project a more healthy image. Surely it won’t be long before the word ‘Puffs’ is changed as well? How about Honey Monster LGBT Cereal to comply with all current forms of political correctness.

Even if the reduction in sugar levels in food helps you keep your teeth, there is now another threat to your pearly whites.

Dentists at a university in Rome have found evidence of a link between how long we sleep and gum disease. It’s all to do with some bad proteins which are released when we sleep for 9 hours or more, putting us at 4 times the risk of gum disease than if we slept for only 5 hours. My 92 year old Mum, who rarely sleeps beyond 6.00 am, will be delighted to know that her gums are safe, even though there haven’t been any teeth in them for 50 years.

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While the Brits don’t make much of a song and dance about it nowadays, the 2nd June is a pretty auspicious day in their history, as it was this day in 1953 that the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II took place. Now the longest reigning living monarch, this year could turn out to be one of her most difficult yet, and not just because she is due to meet the President of the USA, Donald Trump, with some commentators suggesting that her husband’s retirement from Royal duties is connected to that event.

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classifieds awol classifieds have changed!

After an extensive review of our Classified advertising pricing and display, we have changed our pricing and display, with effect from 19th May. Below you will find all the details of how to place a classified advert with us, and how much it will cost.

Please note that we are no longer offering free classified adverts; however, we are reducing the cost of our former ‘Premium’ adverts considerably, and applying these prices across the board. We are also introducing ‘Featured’ ads, which have extra prominence with a box around them and the option of shading behind the text.

Property Law Criminal & Civil Law Family Law Company Registration Visa & Notary Services

Contact: rita@legalserviceshuahin.com facebook.com/legalserviceshuahin Located at Makro Food services

Any advert can be made a Featured ad by either paying an additional fee, in the case of Single ads, of two additional ads, or by using up two additional ads in a subscription pack. So for a Single ad that costs 300 baht, to make this Featured will cost an additional 600 baht, making a total of 900 baht. This additional fee or use of pack ads Pricing remains the same regardless of the number of words in We now offer four pricing options that apply to any the ad. Examples of Featured ads can be seen in the ads category of advert. following this updated information. These are existing 1. Single advert (25 words or less) for 13 issues 300 baht ‘Premium’ ads that we have upgraded.

2. Basic Subscription allowing up to 12 Single ads for 13 issues each. 1200 baht Placing your ad(s) 3. Extra Subscription allowing up to 36 Single ads for 13 issues each. 2700 baht This remains largely unchanged from before; the options 4. Extra Plus Subscription allowing up to 72 Single ads of are outlined in the shaded box below.

13 issues each. 3600 baht Adverts of longer than 25 words will either require purchasing further Single ads in the case of option 1, or using more of the ads in the subscription pack. The same applies to wishing to run an advert for longer than 13 weeks/issues, and this is where the subscription packs work out as great value, as the Basic pack would allow for three ads to run for one year, or six ads to run for six months, for example.

A further note on the subscription packs is that AWOL has no objection to businesses or people joining together to use a single pack between them, similar to the AWOL Bazaar.

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No ads will be published in the paper or on the AWOL Classifieds website until payment is received. All the payment options are detailed below, as well as on our website at www.awolonline.net/classifieds/pricing.

Business

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Option 1: register or log in at www.awolonline.net/classifieds and place your advert there; Option 2: email to classifieds@awolonline.net; Option 3: Facebook users can join our Group ‘AWOL Classifieds’ and place ads there for free; Option 4: write the details clearly in BLOCK capitals on paper and mail or drop it in to our office (address on page 2) .

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Thriving local restaurant and premises for sale. Two storey townhouse on a corner plot comprising a small restaurant with two kitchen areas and toilet on the ground floor, and 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms on the upper floor, located in a busy residential area with several large estates in walking distance. Reluctantly selling this excellent property and business to invest elsewhere. Price 5.2 m baht. Please call 093 139 9655.

Employment

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nearly new mg3 for sale. 2016 hatchback C 1.5. 4 year warranty. 14,500 k’s. As new, trendy yellow body and black trim/roof, Thb 415,000 ONO. Phone 0614386005 / 0968833172 / email nirvanadua2015l@gmail.com Property for sale

Two Bed Sea Craze Condo - 2 bed, one bath 65 sq m 3rd flr apartment just 3 mins walk to the beach. Full details and photos at the AWOL property website, further details on page 6 in the AWOL Bazaar. Price was 4.8m now 3.75m baht. Please email chris.b@ btinternet.com or phone 090 996 4731 to arrange viewing

self storage Any item, furniture, m’bikes, bicycles,

large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on

driving in thailand? International driving

Property wanted

baggage etc. Discount for long term contracts. Call David on 092 927 7207 or Email davidhodgins@ymail.com

licence valid 5 years 1800 bt. Call 089 530 8771 (Eng)

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2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.

Looking for property? Post your wanted ad here. commercial property

single fold up bed with mattress, as new. 3000 baht o.n.o. Call 032 sunrise coast commercial 523604

General - sports

Walking Football Are there any Expats(ladies & gents) in the

central Hua Hin area interested in putting a couple or more teams together to play matches. I’m open to suggestions, e.g. 7 or 11 to a team. For further info please contact me. Email: jonniesingh44@gmail.com, Tel: 0620134167 PALM HILLS GOLF Membership For Sale. Until February 2035 (18 Years). Current PH promo price-10 years= 150,000 Bt + Transfer fee. Pro-rata price for 18 years therefore=270,000 Bt. Discounted To 195,000 Bt + Transfer Fee. Contact: Craig 081193 6230 or email craig.miller@live.co.uk full size pool table for sale with all accessories, cues, balls and light.

Very good condition, two and a half years old, used very little. Can be seen at JP Restaurant in Samorphrong. 45,000 baht. Contact 085 204 9475.

Golf clubs Left handed golf clubs, one mens and one ladies. 6000 each. Contact via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group

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motorbike/car rent Motorbikes 250 a

day, 1400 a week, 4500 a month, Cars from 900 a day, 4000 a week, 12,000 a month. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information

properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.

property for Rent

Rooms from 3000 bt p/m, Apartments 7000 bt p/m All close to beach, Condo with sea view and pool 12,000 bt p/m. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information Wanted

WANTED TO BUY Samsung S4 mobile phone or S5, dont want Iphone at all... Contact seller via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group

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money & information overseas calls information

Useful Numbers

REVERSE CHARGE CALLS The list below is the free number to connect to an operator of that country to request the reverse charge call.

ARGENTINA 001-999-54-1000/ 2000 AUSTRALIA 001-999-61-1000/2000 AUSTRIA 001-800-28787421 BAHRAIN 001-999-973-1000 BRUNEI 001-999-673-1000 CANADA 001-999-15-1000/2000 DENMARK 001-999-45-1000 FRANCE 001-999-33-1000 GERMANY 001-999-49-1000 HAWAII 001-800-865-8424 HONG KONG 001-999-852-1086 INDONESIA 001-999-62-1000/2000 ISRAEL 001-999-972-1000/ 2000 ITALY 001-999-39-1000 JAPAN 001-999-811-0051 KOREA 001-999-82-1000/ 2000/ 2001 MACAU 001-999-853-1000 MALAYSIA 001-999-60-1000/4000/ 4001 MALTA 001-999-356-1000 MEXICO 001-999-52-1000 NEPAL 001-800-977-1-9999 NETHERLANDS 001-999-31-1035 NEW ZEALAND 001-999-64-1066 PHILIPPINES 001-999-63-1000/ 3000/ 6000 PORTUGAL 001-999-351-1000 RUSSIA 001-999-7-1000 SINGAPORE 001-999-65-0000/ 2008 SOUTH AFRICA 001-999-27-1000 SPAIN 001-999-34-1066 TAIWAN 001-999-886-1000 U.A.E. 001-999-971-1000 U.K. 001-999-44-1066 U.S.A. 001-999-1-1111/ 2001/ 2002 Thanks to the staff at CAT in Hua Hin for providing the above numbers.

FREE and cheap CALLS If your mobile phone or device and that of the person you are calling supports it, you can use a number of apps to make free calls anywhere, with the best known being Skype and Viber.

The mobile phone operators offer special numbers to prefix an international number to get cheap rate international calls. More information call True 1331 AIS 1175 DTAC 1678

Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Police Station 032 511 027 Tourist Police 032 516 219 Cha-Am Police 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Red Cross 032 512 567 Municipality 032 532433 Tessabahn 032 511 047 Immigration 032 520 617 Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Electricity Office 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Water Office 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TOT Call Centre 1100 TT&T 032 532 018 3BB 032-900020-1, 086-0127273 3BB Call Centre 1530 CAT 032 511 350 Alcoholics Anonymous 0870 620 098 Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928

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Currency Baht Algerian Dinar 0.315 Argentine Peso 2.13 Australian Dollar 25.4 Bitcoin 73147 Brazilian Real 10.4 British Pound 43.7 Bulgarian Lev 19.5 Canadian Dollar 25.3 Chilean Peso 0.0507 Chinese Yuan 4.97 Croatian Kuna 5.13 Czech Koruna 1.44 Danish Krone 5.13 Egyptian Pound 1.88 Ethereum 7699 Euro 38.1 Hong Kong Dollar 4.37 Hungarian Forint 0.123 Iceland Krona 0.343 Indian Rupee 0.528 Indonesian Rupiah 0.0026 Iranian Rial 0.0011 Israeli New Shekel 9.59 Japanese Yen 0.307 Korean Won 0.0303 Malaysian Ringgit 7.97 Mexican Peso 1.83 New Zealand Dollar 24 Nigerian Naira 0.106 Norwegian Krone 4.04 Pakistan Rupee 0.326 Philippine Peso 0.686 Polish Zloty 9.11 Qatari Rial 9.38 Romanian Leu 8.35 Russian Ruble 0.604 Saudi Riyal 9.11 Serbian Dinar 0.311 Singapore Dollar 24.6 South African Rand 2.6 Local Consular Sri Lanka Rupee 0.224 Representatives Swedish Krona 3.9 Swiss Franc 34.9 CANADIAN Taiwan Dollar 1.13 Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail Turkish Lira 9.52 rickpomerleau@hotmail.com UAE Dirham

9.3 FINNISH US Dollar 34.1 Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: Ukraine Hryvnia 1.29 suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com

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Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, chrs@tourdeasia.org regarding these rates and shall not be liable for any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.

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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one to get it in AWOL email submissions@awolonline.net or post is on Tuesday 20th June,). 10 rounds including 2 audio visual it on our Balloon Chasers facebook group. and 2 table rounds. There is limited space so early bookings are strongly recommended. Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info recently added and coming soon and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis johnnie walkers, soi selekam/poolsuk road; hotel going south on the Takiap Road. tk roadhouse, Khao Takiab; First Tuesday of every Reopened under new ownership on 1st June. month ‘The Best Quiz In Town’! 8 rounds, beer questions, free PIT’S CAFE, Dusitland 8, Soi 94; Happy hour from 12.00 Cottage Pie and bread.

To 6.00, draught Leo 50bht per glass. Saturday Pool Players Special! Small Leo, Chang, Tiger, Singha 45 baht. Pint Leo British style Sunday Roasts: Draught 80 baht Andreanna’s, Khao Takiab Regular Events Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; The 99 baht breakfast is Back! FREE Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) Nany’s Cafe, Soi 88 every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. chocolate cafe, soi 102; Every Tuesday from 6.30 pm, Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 free Thai and Western food buffet. double d, Soi 6; Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab Bookings only 084 376 9438 Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht. el murphy’s, soi selekam; Murfs Happy Times from Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd 7am to 7pm Pints of: Guinness 189 bt, Old Speckled Hen 210 Zab Wer, Soi 112. bt, Magners and Stowfor cider 180 bt. All day Chang and Leo Large 90 bt, small 49 bt. father teds, Damnoernkasem Road; Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p13 for details. la maison bleu, Phetkasem road; Every Saturday from 7 to 10pm Live music by Susan and Larry. nany’s cafe, soi 88; Friday special - Fish ,chips and mushy peas 139 bt, Atlantic cod fillet chips and mushy peas 220 bt.

Also Leo draft now available small(half) 55 bt, large(pint) 75 bt passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) red piano, soi kanjanomai; Happy Hour every day from 5 - 7pm buy one get one free. siam handlebar, phetkasem road (opp. airport); Draught Chang Buy one, get one free from 5 - 10pm the palm bistro, soi 88; Join their Sunday Lunch Club and start earning a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) toon’s bar and restaurant, soi 6, borfai; Now open every day from 3pm serving a wide range of Thai and Western food until 9pm, and great prices all day every day on drinks until late Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) pub quizzes

king bar, Soi Binthabaht; Quiz second Monday of every month (next one Monday 12th June 2017 at 7.30 pm) .

Free entry, food and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome.

Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home

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LOCAL SPORTS hua hin city F.C

Hua Hin City F. C. is the local professional team formed in 2011, playing their matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Takiab. results sunday 28th may 2017 Ratchaburi B 1 - 2 Hua Hin City

Match Report: Ratchaburi Mitr Phol 1 - 2 Hua Hin City It’s monsoon season, and it was the weather that was going to resolve this important tie for Hua Hin. Riding high after last week’s rare victory, we knew that we’d have a battle on our hands with the future stars of this t1 side.

The stadium was taken over by the sound of Hua Hin’s largest travelling support for 2 years. There was an exciting battle ahead.

Hua Hin took control from the off in conditions that would have seen the game cancelled in Europe. The pitch was more akin to water polo than football. Actually, FIXTURES as it turned out, the conditions suited our short passing game very well, and the lads saturday 3rd june put in one of their best performances of the season.

U-15 National Youth League Qualifying Totally against the run of play, Ratchaburi went ahead with a brilliant individual goal, Round which would have graced any t1 arena.

Hua Hin City v Samut Sakhon 16:00 Hua Hin didn’t drop their heads, and continued their domination. After about 10 minutes our persistence was rewarded when Worrapat powered in a lovely shot from saturday 17th june 2017 the edge of the penalty area into the bottom right of the target.

Hua Hin City v Nonthaburi FC 17:30 Just before half time, Panupong secured the points with a glancing header into the top left hand corner. However, the drama wasn’t over yet. thai League 4 Early in the 2nd half, Ratchapark seemed to lose his head over something. In true Western Region table Thai refereeing style, the result, which mystified everybody, saw Kritsada sent off.

Team P GD PTS Hua Hin continued to dominate with only 10 men, and secured a very valuable back 1 Suphanburi B 14 +22 35 to back victory, and moved into 8th place. We’ve now entered the mid-season break, 2 Muangkan United 14 +14 32 and expect a lot of transfer activity. We’ll see you all at Takiab Stadium on 17 June, 3 Assumption United 14 +11 30 when we aim to make a hat trick of wins by beating Nonthaburi FC.

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hash house harriers

A drinking Club with a running & walking Problem!

The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Make your way to the bypass and if because it provides good shelter at the Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays coming from south of the Chom Phol car park. Unless rain is actually falling for around an hour’s. run/walk in the Road head north towards Cha-Am and at the time we are on the trail, most of surrounding countryside followed by turn left at the 22 km Marker and park the run/walk should be dry and firm under foot. For the intrepid hasher who a social gathering. lf you would like to near gazebo. come along then visit our website www. If coming from Chom Phol Road & prefers a challenge over a walk in the h2h3-cah3.weebly.com or Facebook at points north, make a U-turn at the 23.4 park, simply run about 2m to the left of the trail. Regardless of how the trail www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full km marker to get to the car park. details and directions. Please note that Any queries then please call Ballbanger might seem to zig zag left and right, keep to the left of the paper and the trail will people attending and participating do so on 085 088 7181 entirely at their own risk.

HASH TAX: 50 baht. First time visitors/ always be on your right. At the time that NEXT RUN -Saturday 3rd june these footnotes were prepared, no cattle, virgins & kids -8 run free 2017 Meeting @ 4:30 pm for a 5:00 Please print clearly name(s)/hash mean dogs or dangerous barbed wire had pm start. name(s) and total payment enclosed yet been encountered. Mozzie’s abound Hua Hin House Harriers CAH3 Run on an envelope and drop it in the tax at the car park so oil up. The runners trail #311 collection box at the tax table. There are will be longer than the walkers trail as Hares: Ballbanger envelopes and pens at the tax table for usual. Additional info about the trail will Location: Opposite 22 km Marker on the those who desire to wait in a queue. be provided before run time . bypass (Route 37) North Bound Water and soft drinks will be available. On After: The On After will be be at Lek’s Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/kcme9L BYO alternative refreshments.

Thai Kitchen near Silpakhorn University GPS Coordinates: N 12.636667, E Footnotes: A bit about the trail: As we which is very near the run location.

99.859483 (N 12 38.200, E 99 51.569) have been experiencing unseasonal Directions to run site: rains, this location has been chosen

local golf Butterfly Rock Golf society

RESULTS 31st May 2017 Black Mountain Stableford 24 entered 1st Paul Williams 36 pts (05) 2nd Len Ogembo 34 pts (06) 3rd Dana Lilja 34 pts (09) 4th Steve Shepherdson 32 pts (05) 29th May 2017 Lake View AB Stableford 10 entered 1st Andrew Satterley 34 pts (16) 2nd Paul Williams 31 pts (05) 3rd Terry Hofgartner 30 pts (23) 4th Frank Broadby 29 pts (15) 24th May 2017 Majestic A & C Stableford 17 entered 1st Dana Lilja 32 pts (08) 2nd Geoff Baldwin 32 pts (15) 3rd Abe Gurman 30 pts (20) 4th Richard Hooi 29 pts (09)

Fixtures 5th June 2017 Lake View A&B Monthly Medal 7th June 2017 Palm Hills Stableford ronnie’s roll up

Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you are interested in joining in, and thanks to Ronnie for the results.

26th may 2017 Not available, presumed rained off

HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

results Week 5 30th May 2017 Blue Lagoon 8 - 9 Miss You Pinky Bar 4 - 14 CAT Karaoke Jungle Juice - No Game League Table Team Jungle Juice CAT Karaoke Blue Lagoon Miss You Pinky Bar

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W D 4 0 2 0 1 1 1 1 0 2

fixtures Week 6 6th june 2017 Jungle Juice v CAT Karaoke Pinky Bar v Miss You Blue Lagoon - No Game

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+/- Pts 23 8 17 4 -7 3 -19 3 -14 2

Hua Hin Golf Society

Results 30th May 2017 Palm Hills Stableford 14 entered 1st Jari Knights 34 pts (07) 2nd Robert Laminit 33 pts (07) 3rd Kieron Bose 32 pts (08) 4th Neil Henderson 30 pts (07) 26th May 2017 Banyan Medal 19 entered 1st Jari Knights 76 - 07 = 69 2nd Greg Hill 86 - 16 = 70 3rd Pailin Humphrey 81 - 10 = 71 4th Adrian Legget 81 - 09 = 72 23rd May 2017 Majestic A - C Stableford 24 entered 1st Kieron Bose 38 pts (09) 2nd Bjorn Byman 38 pts (23) 3rd Adrian Legget 36 pts (09) 4th Stefan Foerg 35 pts (06)

saensuk Golf Society

Results 24th May 2017 Banyan Golf Club SILA Invitational Scramble 11 teams 1st James Lithiby, Robert Luns, Angie Southgate, Anton Smith 62 - 05.3 = 56.7 2nd Jari Knights, Michael Wicke, Rick Russell, Yingyot Chanthawornsawat 65 05.6 = 59.4 3rd Puttipong (Golf) Silapasamai, Orapin Tongyoi, David Heap, Philippe Hattabe 65 - 05.6 = 59.4 4th Nattapong Rienrungrueng, Kiat Larsson, Ronan McCarthy, Barry Mason 65 - 05.1 = 59.9

fixtures Monday/Friday Springfield Splinter Cell Stableford 14th June 2017 Palm Hills

fixtures 6th June Banyan Medal – Banyan Eclectic 9th June Black Mountain Stableford lake view members club

Results 26th May 2017 Course AC 1st David Bowden (8) 34pts 2nd Mick Court (17) 32pts 3rd Rodger Teasdale (15) 32pts 4th David Butler (9) 31pts 29th May 2017 Course AB RAIN AFFECTED 1st= Gary Engelman (12) 29pts 1st= Doug East (12) 29 pts 3rd Peter Tucker (11) 28pts FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday cha am golf club

Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES No fixtures currently listed.

Crossword Solution

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pool leagues thursday friendly Pool League

Hua Hin Khao Takiab Cool POOL LEAGUE

results week 11 25th may 2017 Bar 80 Saloon 10 - 10 Coopers 94 Dara Bar 8 - 12 Connections Cafe Hua Hin Bar 15 - 5 Nalee Bar Jaew Bar 6 - 14 Komhom Bar MasterCues Bar 16 - 4 Big Kahuna Squealing Pig 17 - 3 Mr Dan’s The Clansmen 12 - 8 Mint Bar

results Week 18 26th may 2017 Clansmen 19 - 4 High Five Fin Bar 11 - 12 Exotic Bar Jungle Juice 17 - 6 JNB TK Roadhouse 10 - 13 Muan Bar Take 5 Sports Bar 13 - 10 Waring Bar The Connection v Cheeky Monkey n/a

Fixtures week 13 8th june 2017 Coopers 94 v Hua Hin Bar Dara Bar v Squealing Pig Jaew Bar v Big Kahuna Komhom Bar v Connections Cafe MasterCues Bar v Nalee Bar Mint Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Mr Dan’s v The Clansmen

Team Jungle Juice Clansmen TK Roadhouse The Connection Cheeky Monkey Muan Bar Take 5 Waring Bar Fin Bar Exotic Bar High Five JNB

League tablE

League tablE Team The Clansmen MasterCues Bar Dara Bar Bar 80 Saloon Komhom Bar Coopers 94 Hua Hin Bar Big Kahuna Connections Squealing Pig Nalee Bar Mint Bar Mr Dan’s Jaew Bar

P 11 10 11 11 10 11 11 10 10 11 10 10 10 10

W 9 6 8 6 5 4 3 4 3 3 4 3 2 1

D 2 3 1 1 4 4 2 3 2 1 0 1 0 0

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Pts 171 141 138 133 132 131 113 111 109 106 98 95 67 61

P 16 16 16 15 15 16 16 16 16 16 16 16

W 15 12 12 10 10 9 8 6 4 3 3 3

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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+/106 68 62 61 39 0 -6 -24 -26 -60 -110 -110

Pts 237 218 215 203 192 184 181 172 171 154 129 129

FIXTURES Week 20 9th june 2017 Clansmen v Cheeky Monkey Exotic Bar v Jungle Juice Fin Bar v Muan Bar JNB v High Five TK Roadhouse v Take 5 Sports Bar Waring Bar v The Connection

FIXTURES The new season is scheduled to start on Tuesday 20th June; a meeting for those teams who wish to participate is happening at Soda Bar, at 2pm on Sunday 4th june.

Hua Hin’s only pool bar with FOUR 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin Hua Hin Pool Billiard League

results Cup final 19th May 2017 Humping Pig (16) 4 - 4 (14) Pits Rangers Congratulations to Humping Pig for their League and Cup double!

Individuals 8 ball 26th/27th may Top 8: 1. Tong 2. Job 3. Peter 4. Korn 5. Bernard 5. Kwan 7. Thong 7. Brian League Table

soi 94 tuesday POOL LEAGUE

results The season is over.

LUCKY SHOT BAR

League tablE Team Home Bar Coopers Bar Komhom Connections Tores Bar Naree Bar Le Kiss Bar Soda Bar Star Bar

P 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16

W 13 13 10 8 6 6 6 3 1

D L 2 1 1 2 2 4 2 6 2 8 2 8 1 9 0 13 0 15

+/88 98 42 26 -6 -20 -52 -84 -92

Pts 41 40 32 26 20 20 19 9 3

Team Humping Pig Mucky Duck Pits Rangers Lucky Shot A Pits Pirates Spots Pool Bar 1 Home Bar Lucky Shot B Breeze Bar Spots Pool Bar 2 Master Cues Coopers 94

P 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22

W 20 15 16 13 10 12 9 6 6 3 3 1

D 1 5 2 5 7 2 4 3 3 2 2 0

L 1 2 4 4 5 8 9 13 13 17 17 21

+/82 74 68 40 38 32 -10 -18 -42 -58 -100 -106

Pts 41 35 34 31 27 26 22 15 15 8 8 2

fixtures The regular season is over. Details of the new season will appear here when available.

Individuals 10 ball 2nd/3rd june 15 players each day; 3 groups of 5; top 2 of each group play the final on Sunday

pool leagues HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE

hua hin soi 80 tuesday Pool League

results The season is over. Congratulations to Limelight for winning the league, and a special mention to King Bar who pushed them all the way.

results Week 26 30th may 2017 Bar 80 Saloon v Mint Bar n/a Eagle Bar v Miss U Bar n/a Eagle Bar 2 v Exotic Bar n/a Hua Hin Bar 2 v Night Owl Bar n/a Fixtures The Clansmen v Hut Bar n/a The end of season presentations and Fin Bar, Hua Hin Bar & Mona Bar - no party will take place on Wednesday game 7th June at Pink Panther, and the new Fixtures season begins on 14th June.

Week 27 6th june 2017 Fin Bar v Eagle Bar 2 League Table Team P W L +/- Pts Mint Bar v Hua Hin Bar 2 Limelight 23 20 3 95 40 Miss U Bar v Bar 80 Saloon King Bar 23 19 4 89 38 Mona Bar v Eagle Bar Jungle Juice A 24 17 7 84 34 Night Owl Bar v The Clansmen Bentho Bar 24 16 8 42 32 Exotic Bar, Hua Hin Bar & Hut Bar - no Tiger Bar 24 14 10 30 28 game Jungle Juice B Pink Panther JW Red N&G All Nations GH C 69 JW Black Booz Bar

24 24 23 24 24 22 24 23

14 11 10 9 9 8 3 3

10 13 13 15 15 14 21 20

0 28 -30 22 -5 20 -14 18 -34 18 -34 16 -104 6 -119 6

League Table Team Fin Bar Exotic Bar Night Owl Bar Hua Hin Bar 2 The Clansmen Bar 80 Saloon Mint Bar Hua Hin Bar Eagle Bar Eagle Bar 2 Miss U Bar Hut Bar Mona Bar

P 21 20 21 19 19 20 21 21 20 19 20 21 20

W 17 15 12 11 10 8 8 6 7 7 6 5 5

D 1 2 3 2 4 4 3 4 1 0 1 3 0

L 3 3 6 6 5 8 10 11 12 12 13 13 15

+/124 99 20 29 36 -6 -26 -40 -44 -40 -30 -42 -80

Pts 52 47 39 35 34 28 27 22 22 21 19 18 15

hua hin wednesday Pool League

results Week 21 31sth may 2017 Cross Eyed Duck 14 - 5 Home Bar Infinity Bar 7 - 12 Pits Cafe 1 Jaew Bar 10 - 9 Big Kahuna Kom Hom Bar 8 - 11 Sabai Bar Lucky Shot 11 - 8 BRGC@Bar80 Spots 11 - 8 Mausi Bar The Breeze & Pits Cafe 2 - No game Fixtures Week 22 7th june 2017 Big Kahuna v Kom Hom Bar BRGC@Bar80 v Pits Cafe 2 Mausi Bar v Lucky Shot Pits Cafe 1 v Jaew Bar Sabai Bar v Home Bar The Breeze v Spots League Table Team Pits Cafe 1 Cross Eyed Duck Lucky Shot Home Bar Big Kahuna Spots Infinity Bar Sabai Bar BRGC@Bar80 Kom Hom Bar Mausi Bar Pits Cafe 2 Jaew Bar The Breeze

P 17 18 16 18 17 18 18 19 17 18 17 16 19 18

W 17 14 13 12 11 11 11 8 7 6 5 3 3 2

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 4 3 6 6 7 7 11 10 12 12 13 16 16

+/128 106 110 36 43 18 4 -5 -43 -32 -48 -74 -111 -132

Pts 34 28 26 24 22 22 22 16 14 12 10 6 6 4

Cheeky Monkey & Sabai Sabai Restaurant have withdrawn from the league

Friends of Hua Hin Wednesday Pool League

results week 15 31st may 2017 Bob’s TK Bar 6 - 14 Sunset Boulevard Bobby’s Beauties 8 - 12 Breeze Bar High Five Bar 5 - 15 Tik’s Bar Master Cues 8 - 12 Dara’s Bar Muan Bar 16 - 4 Bobby’s Bangers Mucky Duck 12 - 8 T.K. Roadhouse

Fixtures Please note - no matches next week week 16 14th june 2017 Bobby’s Bangers v Mucky Duck Breeze Bar v Muan Bar Dara’s Bar v Bobby’s Beauties High Five Bar v Master Cues T.K. Roadhouse v Bob’s TK Bar Tik’s Bar v Sunset Boulevard

League Table Team Master Cues Breeze Bar T.K. Roadhouse Mucky Duck Dara’s Bar Tik’s Bar Sunset Boulevard Bobby’s Beauties Muan Bar Bob’s TK Bar Bobby’s Bangers High Five Bar

P 15 14 15 14 14 14 15 15 14 14 15 15

W 12 11 10 10 8 6 5 5 5 4 2 1

D 1 0 2 1 1 2 3 1 0 2 3 0

L 2 3 3 3 5 6 7 9 9 8 10 14

+/88 69 34 26 8 2 -6 -12 -22 -27 -58 -102

Pts 25 22 22 21 17 14 13 11 10 10 7 2

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results

Fixtures

results week 4 25th may Bobby’s Boys 6 - 15 Lanla Bar Drink & Shelter 18 - 3 Rin Bar Fin Bar 15 - 6 Hut Bar High Five 3 - 18 Home Le Kiss Bar 8 - 13 Arilds Bar Muan Bar 16 - 5 Pits Cafe Star Bar 9 - 12 Ba Na Na Bar Tap House Bar 15 - 6 The Dream Tiki Bar 5 - 16 Mucky Duck

The season is over. Details of any post-season Week 16 29th may 2017 and the new season will appear here when Aonzy v The Connection n/a available.

Clansmen v Silver Fox n/a

Jungle Juice v Master Cue n/a Muan Bar v Kom Hom n/a division 2 Pit’s Cafe v Tore’s Bar n/a P +/- Pts Player P +/- Pts Sunset Boulevard v High Five n/a Paul G 15 31 26 15 44 28 The Connection v Jaew Bar n/a Dang W 15 35 24

League Tables division 1 Player Tong YN Korn P Kwan K Job S Peter J Brian N Pek K Derrick B Andy K Lieven P Thong P Hampi L Prj P Gent T Brian C Tim W

Fixtures Week 6 8th june 2017 Arilds Bar v Star Bar Ba Na Na Bar v Lanla Bar Bobby’s Birds v Le Kiss Bar Cheeky Monkey v Drink & Shelter Home v Tap House Bar Hut Bar v Muan Bar Mucky Duck v Pits Cafe Rin Bar v Fin Bar The Dream v Bobby’s Boys Tiki Bar v High Five

15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15

24 30 14 12 11 8 5 4 -1 -4 -13 -13 -26 -52 -43

22 20 20 20 20 18 16 16 14 12 10 8 8 6 2

Paul B Phil D Hung J Bom P Marko W Darren D Steve R Shawn C Cha E Axel X Mark L Mario E Michel C Derek M

15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15

23 22 6 7 3 2 -7 -9 -9 -13 -15 -16 -30 -30

24 20 18 16 16 16 14 12 12 12 10 8 8 4

League Table Team Muan Bar Tap House Bar Mucky Duck Fin Bar Pits Cafe Drink & Shelter Home Tiki Bar Lanla Bar Le Kiss Bar High Five Arilds Bar Ba Na Na Bar Star Bar Cheeky Monkey The Dream Bobby’s Birds Bobby’s Boys Hut Bar Rin Bar

P 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 3 4 3 4 4 4

W 3 3 4 3 3 3 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 1 2 1 1 1 0 0

L 1 1 0 1 1 1 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 3 1 3 2 3 4 4

+/34 34 22 18 18 12 12 6 0 -4 -6 -8 -10 -12 5 -22 -3 -32 -32 -32

Pts 59 59 53 51 51 48 48 45 42 40 39 38 37 36 34 31 30 26 26 26

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Fixtures Week 17 5th june 2017 Jaew Bar v Sunset Boulevard Kom Hom v High Five Master Cue v Muan Bar Pit’s Cafe v Aonzy Silver Fox v Jungle Juice The Connection v The Squealing Pig Tore’s Bar v Clansmen League Table Team Muan Bar The Connection Jungle Juice Master Cue Sunset Boulevard Kom Hom Silver Fox Clansmen Tore’s Bar Jaew Bar Pit’s Cafe Squealing Pig High Five Aonzy

P 14 14 14 14 14 13 13 14 14 14 14 13 14 13

W 12 11 10 9 7 6 6 3 3 4 4 3 3 0

D L +/1 1 90 1 2 64 3 1 58 4 1 48 5 2 26 4 3 34 2 5 8 3 8 -6 3 8 -8 1 9 -44 0 10 -44 1 9 -66 1 10 -68 1 12 -92

Pts 25 23 23 22 19 16 14 9 9 9 8 7 7 1

102 & 88 saturday POOL LEAGUE

results Week 6 27th may 2017 Bobby’s Bar 7 - 11 Mucky Duck Master Ques 10 - 8 Silver Fox League tablE Team Master Ques Silver Fox Mucky Duck Bobby’s Bar

P W D L 5 2 0 3 5 2 0 3 5 3 0 2 5 3 0 2

FIXTURES Week 7 3rd june 2017 Master Ques v Bobby’s Bar Mucky Duck v Silver Fox

+/4 2 0 -6

Pts 47 46 45 42

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Saturday 3rd june 2017 UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - FINAL Juventus v Real Madrid 01:45 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES Northern Ireland v New Zealand 01:45 France v Paraguay 02:00 Chile v Burkina Faso 06:30 Nicaragua v Bolivia 07:30 Kenya v Angola 15:30 Portugal v Cyprus 22:00 Sunday 4th June 2017 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES USA v Venezuela 09:00 Egypt v Libya 15:30 Armenia v St. Kitts And Nevis 23:00 Monday 5th June 2017 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES Luxembourg v Albania 00:00 Republic of Ireland v Uruguay 00:00 Netherlands v Ivory Coast 00:30 Montenegro v Iran 01:30 Macedonia v Turkey 23:00 Tuesday 6th June 2017 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES Hungary v Russia 01:30 Belgium v Czech Republic 01:45 Bolivia v Nicaragua 06:00 China PR v Philippines 06:00 Iraq v South Korea 06:00 Cambodia v Indonesia 18:00 Georgia v St. Kitts And Nevis 18:00 Ukraine v Malta 23:00 Wednesday 7th June 2017 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES Israel v Moldova 00:00 Denmark v Germany 01:45 Finland v Liechtenstein 23:00 Thursday 8th June 2017 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES Italy v Uruguay 01:45 Spain v Colombia 02:30 Friday 9th June 2017 INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES Peru v Paraguay 05:30 Ecuador v Venezuela 07:30 Brazil v Argentina 17:05 Russia v Chile 23:00

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Team Chelsea Tottenham Man City Liverpool Arsenal Man Utd Everton Southampton Bournemouth West Brom West Ham Leicester Stoke Crystal Palace Swansea Burnley Watford Hull Middlesbrough Sunderland

P GD PTS 38 52 93 38 60 86 38 41 78 38 36 76 38 33 75 38 25 69 38 18 61 38 -7 46 38 -12 46 38 -8 45 38 -17 45 38 -15 44 38 -15 44 38 -13 41 38 -25 41 38 -16 40 38 -28 40 38 -43 34 38 -26 28 38 -40 24

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Team GW TOT 1 Colonial 102 2386 2 Custom Cobblers 61 2231 Hua Hin (200m on right after80railway) 3 Soi 102, FC ROCA 2186 4 Mr. Cha Aming 67 2173 5 Dannycollinz 99 2132 6 Lost Cafe 82 2076 7 Rentmythaivilla 109 2004 8 Frankies 11 72 1992 9 The Dada Donkeys 56 1991 10 Atletico Pathetico 71 1989 11 jamboshuahin 60 1941 12 JR BRUTD S.C 76 1921 13 Waste Of Money 68 1891 14 Hua Hin Jambos 75 1853 15 Portsmouth City FC 55 1810 16 Doghill Growlers 70 1786 17 Pink Panther AFC 49 1778 18 Wanderlust United 61 1778 19 Stenhousemuir 51 1746 20 AWOL Wanderers 57 1680 21 shortimeagain 66 1608 22 Dans Demons 48 1594 23 Nuo_divers 20 1569

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Saturday 3rd june 2017 UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - FINAL Juventus v Real Madrid 01:45 Most journalists have dubbed this the ‘full backs final’ because of the sheer brilliance of the two Brazilian players on either side, Dani Alves from Juventus, and Marcelo of Real Madrid. Both are full backs in name only, and have been more like playmakers in the numbers of assists and goals they contribute. It should be a classic final, which this year takes place in Cardiff, and it is extremely hard to pick a winner; Juve are going for a magnificent treble, while Madrid are after their third Champions League trophy in four years. We are edging towards the Italian side but that is really only because we have to pick one; with so many brilliant players on both sides, any one of them could win the trophy for their team.

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gooner be alright Everything fine at Arsenal now

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uk EVERYTHING is wonderful at Arsenal and nothing whatsoever needs to change, fans have confirmed.

Arsenal’s FA Cup victory at the weekend confirmed the widespread belief that everything at the club is going in the right direction and that Arsene Wenger is definitely the correct choice as manager.

Gunners fan Wayne Hayes said: “The past twelve months have been great, and at absolutely no point was I preparing to march on the training ground with a pitchfork.

“We’ve won a trophy, which makes us better than Spurs, and without the Champions League to distract us, we’re a sure bet for the title next year.”

Season-ticket holder Susan Traherne said: “When I hired a plane to fly over the Emirates trailing a banner that said ‘Wenger out’, I may have inadvertently given the impression that I wanted him to leave.

Above: Some of the joyous Arsenal fans at the Cup Final “But it was actually supposed to say the signing of any more small, twinkle ‘Arsene outstanding’, but they ran out of toed midfielders. letters.”

Hayes added that he and his fellow Gunners fans were also boosted this Gooners would be one hundred percent week as the board of directors also gave behind their club until the next time an Wenger an additional two years on his Arsenal player gave away a throw-in, contract, which apparently included a when they would resume their campaign new clause which is designed to prevent of furious booing.

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