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FOR THE EXPAT IN ALL OF US! ISSUE 445 15th September 2017

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playing cards, but tomorrow, Saturday 16th September, will almost certainly see price rises for these goods, based on new excise tax rates approved by the cabinet this week and announced earlier in the year. Almost certainly? Well, yes, because it appears that nobody really knows how these changes will actually impact on the prices of alcohol; and this is because of the change in how they will be levied. Theoretically some prices may actually drop, although history informs us that this rarely happens. Cigarettes are expected to rise by an average 30 baht per pack, but the tax on alcohol is changing in several ways; firstly, it is being calculated based on alcohol content rather than as a straight percentage of retail price; secondly, it is being collected at the wholesale level, and finally, and perhaps most bizarrely, a somewhat nebulous recommended retail price is going to be used as a base for the computation. We believe that this will change to actual retail prices (before VAT) but even that clouds the issue, as a bottle of beer, for example, sells for vastly different prices based on many different factors. Most commentators believe though, that there will be a rise of around 4 - 5 % this weekend. How your local bar or restaurant reflects this in their price will also depend on a variety of factors, but it is unlikely that they will be able to avoid raising prices, and some may exploit the situation. Thailand in general will still be relatively cheap for alcohol when compared to most other countries, but it will still be a blow to both customers and businesses, at a time when many are struggling. In the meantime, the spectre of VAT rising to 10% this time next year is a strong possibility as well, with this having been postponed several times in the past.


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weather & tides World weather (14-9-17)

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Rain (mm) Conditions Temp. °C Tides CITY Weather High H L 1st 2nd 3rd 4th °C SA 2 Cloudy; a t-storm 29 26 04:04 1.3m 16:24 2.6m - Amsterdam Passing clouds 13 SU 3 Cloudy; a t-storm 30 27 04:10 1.3m 07:28 2.3m 13:42 1.6m 16:58 2.6m Ankara Sunny 20 MO 2 A t-storm around 32 27 04:16 1.3m 06:50 2.3m 14:28 1.5m 17:27 2.6m Athens Sunny 25 TU 0 Some brightening 32 25 04:19 1.4m 06:35 2.3m 15:03 1.5m 17:51 2.6m Auckland Partly sunny 17 WE 8 An t-storm or two 33 26 04:20 1.4m 06:32 2.4m 15:35 1.5m 18:11 2 5m Beijing Sunny 27 TH 10 Cloudy; a shower 32 26 04:18 1.4m 06:36 2.4m 16:04 1.4m 18:27 2.5m Berlin Broken clouds 13 FR 26 A t-storm or two 29 26 04:15 1.4m 06:45 2.5m 16:32 1.4m 18:38 2.4m Buenos Aires Mostly cloudy 14 Cairo Scattered clouds 25 Chicago Passing clouds 18 thailand weather (14-9-17) Copenhagen Sprinkles 12 Dubai Clear 34 Place Temp Hum Conditions Place Temp Hum Conditions Dublin Passing clouds 8 Nakhon Sawan 35 °C 47% Scattered Clds Aranyaprathet 35 °C 46% Partly Cldy Helsinki Partly sunny 12 Nan 34 °C 52% Mostly Cldy Ban A To 33 °C 54% Partly Cldy Ho Chi Minh City T-storms 31 Nang Rong 30 °C 89% Mostly Cldy Ban Baen Chado 34 °C 63% Partly Cldy Hong Kong Passing clouds 33 Narathiwat 33 °C 55% Mostly Cldy Ban Bang Bamru 34 °C 63% Partly Cldy Islamabad Haze 26 Nong Khai 34 °C 51% Scattered Clds Ban Bang Duan 34 °C 63% Partly Cldy Istanbul Sunny 25 32 °C 50% Partly Cldy Ban Bua Chum 34 °C 54% Scattered Clds Pattani Jakarta Partly sunny 32 Pattaya 33 °C 52% Partly Cldy Ban Fai Na 28 °C 74% Mostly Cldy Jerusalem Mild 27 Phayao 31 °C 75% Scattered Clds Ban Hua Tho 34 °C 63% Partly Cldy Johannesburg Clear 18 Phetchabun 35 °C 54% Scattered Clds Ban Ko Thung 32 °C 50% Clear Karachi Partly sunny 30 Phetchaburi 33 °C 63% Scattered Clds Ban Krathing Lai 33 °C 52% Partly Cldy Kuala Lumpur Broken clouds 32 Phitsanulok 34 °C 59% Partly Cldy Ban Na Si Nuan 24 °C 83% T-storm London Passing clouds 8 Phrae 35 °C 49% Mostly Cldy Ban Nong Pladuk 31 °C 66% Mostly Cldy Madrid Clear 17 Phuket 28 °C 74% Mostly Cldy Ban Samphan 36 °C 48% Mostly Cldy Manila Scattered clouds 32 Prachin Buri 34 °C 54% Partly Cldy Bangkok 35 °C 49% Partly Cldy Mexico City Partly cloudy 17 Prach. Khirikhan 36 °C 50% Partly Cldy Chaiyaphum 32 °C 53% T-storm Moscow Overcast 14 Ranong 31 °C 65% Partly Cldy Chanthaburi 34 °C 57% Mist Mumbai Broken clouds 30 Rayong 33 °C 52% Partly Cldy Chawang 33 °C 63% Partly Cldy New Delhi Fog 28 32 °C 64% T-storm Chiang Mai 34 °C 46% Scattered Clds Roi Et New York Partly cloudy 22 32 °C 66% Partly Cldy Chiang Rai 31 °C 75% Scattered Clds Samui Oslo Cool 10 Sattahip 36 °C 57% Partly Cldy Chok Chai 35 °C 63% Partly Cldy Paris Overcast 11 28 °C 73% Partly Cldy Chumphon 34 °C 44% Scattered Clds Satun Perth Sunny 24 32 °C 66% Partly Cldy Kam Paeng Phet 36 °C 39% Scattered Clds Songkhla Phnom-Penh T-storms 29 Sukhothai 34 °C 59% Scattered Clds Kamalasai 24 °C 83% T-storm Rio De Janeiro Clear 21 34 °C 63% Partly Cldy Kanchanaburi 36 °C 37% Scattered Clds Suphan Buri Riyadh Sunny 34 Surat Thani 33 °C 59% Scattered Clds Khanom 32 °C 66% Partly Cldy Rome Sunny 17 Surin 30 °C 89% Mostly Cldy Khlong Yai 32 °C 70% Partly Cldy San Francisco Passing clouds 18 Tak 36 °C 48% Scattered Clds Ko Lanta 28 °C 84% T-storm Seoul Passing clouds 27 Takua Pa 28 °C 99% Mostly Cldy Ko Samui 32 °C 66% Partly Cldy Shanghai Passing clouds 29 Tha Tum 33 °C 28% Mostly Cldy Ko Sichang 32 °C 64% Partly Cldy Singapore Partly sunny 32 34 °C 52% Mostly Cldy Krabi 33 °C 55% Scattered Clds Tha Wang Pha Stockholm Partly sunny 11 34 °C 59% Scattered Clds Lampang 34 °C 56% Scattered Clds Thoen Sydney Sunny 17 Lamphun 30 °C 69% Scattered Clds Thong Pha Phum 34 °C 45% Partly Cldy Taibei/Taipei Partly sunny 27 34 °C 52% Mostly Cldy Loei 34 °C 59% Scattered Clds Thung Chang Tokyo Passing clouds 29 Trang 28 °C 84% T-storm Lop Buri 34 °C 63% Partly Cldy Vancouver Clear 13 32 °C 70% Partly Cldy Mae Hong Son 33 °C 45% Scattered Clds Trat Vientiane T-storms 34 Mae Sariang 33 °C 47% Scattered Clds Ubon Ratchathani 30 °C 79% Scattered Clds Yangon Partly sunny 31 33 °C 63% Scattered Clds Mae Sot 32 °C 55% Scattered Clds Udon Thani Zurich Mild 17 32 °C 55% Scattered Clds Mukdahan 32 °C 51% Scattered Clds Umphang Nakhon Phanom 32 °C 57% Overcast Nak. Ratchasima 34 °C 51% Mostly Cldy

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Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Two or three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.

Last Issue’s Solution

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crossword Across 1 Used (6,4) 7 Carry out (7) 8 Valued (5) 10 Jewish priest — book of the Bible (4) 11 Prairie State (8) 13 Continue in position (6) 15 Maiden (poetic) (6) 17 Delay taking action (4,4) 18 Spam (anag) (4) 21 Doctrine accepted as true without proof (5) 22 Sycophant (7) 23 First choice (10)

The solution to last week’s puzzle is on page 19

Down 1 Very steep (5) 2 (Some) indication (4) 3 Goad (6) 4 Rain hard (anag) (8) 5 Thoughts (7) 6 Investigated systematically (10) 9 Revelation (10) 12 Hoi polloi (4-4) 14 Someone in control (or who copes?) (7) 16 Food retailer (6) 19 Affray (5) 20 Farm building (4)

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area 555 Got some great jokes? Send them to us on submissions@awolonline.net

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doctor Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only ten to live.” camping trip Patient: “What do you mean, ten? ten what? Months? Weeks?!” Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping Doctor: “Nine.” and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Rob’s friends another doctor are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find your sleeping problem.” Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” supper cooking on the fire. Doctor: “Every two hours.” “Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?” your loss “Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her $855 to cover the loss. hands over my eyes and said ‘guess who’?” I pulled her hands I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She down with his ship. took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had on the bed, female rage handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly and I did. And then she said, “now, you can do whatever you opens the door to the bedroom. But she notices four legs want.” So here I am! instead of two peeking from under the blanket! Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts tree carving hitting the blanket until the screaming stops. When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. knife on a date. “Oh welcome home darling,” he says, “your parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello.”

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best days of our lives You know you’ve been in Thailand too long when - you are in a state of shock after seeing a report that 13 of Thailands’ 22 airlines have failed safety standards set by the International Civil Aviation Organisation. Not because 13 failed, but because you never knew the country had so many airlines in the first place. Also in shock last week were all those Mums’ whose children started school for the first time. (It does seem to be the Mums’ who go into meltdown doesn’t it?) But none of those children experienced so much publicity on his first school day as Prince George. Little wonder the kid looked a bit anxious with the worlds’ media focused on such a routine event in his young life, dissecting every detail of what the next few years of Prep school will hold for him. Luckily most of us just got on with it, probably adding to the angst felt by our Mothers, and couldn’t understand what was so special about school. Can you even remember much about that day yourselves now? I can recall the classroom of course, because it became ‘home’ for five days a week. A huge room with big windows high up in the walls, with dark green tiles below them, and long wooden poles with hooks on the ends which teachers used to open and close the windows. The desks also became very familiar, ranged along a series of deep steps which rose up towards the back of the room, and of course the toilets, which were outdoors across the school yard. As for the day itself, the only memorable thing was being told to sit at a two seater desk beside another little girl who would become my best friend. Which brings us to what seems to be a new school ideology - that children should be encouraged to get on with all their classmates rather than just have one best friend. Of course in many ways children should benefit from being encouraged to be tolerant, patient and well mannered with all their little colleagues. Hopefully they will grow up to become model ‘socially inclusive’ citizens, but is that realistic? More importantly what is so wrong about having one special friend during childhood? On the face of it nothing. That one special friend was the one who knew all our secrets, who shared those moans about parents, aided the plans to run away from home, and provided a shoulder to cry on when things went wrong, or when we fell off our bikes yet again. But we can’t ignore the fact that the way in which children interact with each other has changed. By the age of 5 or 6 many

are already familiar with the use of mobile games, and before long can Tweet, YouTube and Facebook with ease. Social media is rapidly becoming their main form of social interaction, but although that can enable them to have a huge network of contacts, it isn’t necessarily the best way to form close, lasting friendships. From that human sign of the times to a couple of four wheeled ones. One evening last week I nipped out of a restaurant to have a quick ciggy - as you do - and spotted a TVR sports car circa 1970 parked outside. British made, TVRs of that age are becoming quite scarce, and deserve a second look. This one looked pristine, and really deserved the kind of owner who wouldn’t leave it on a busy road on a Friday night where it could easily fall victim to a passing beer bottle. Someone like me in fact. That same day TVR had unveiled their latest sports car which will be ready to hit the roads by the end of next year. A must have for anyone with 90,000 pounds or so to spare. Jaguar also joined in with a new E Type at an eye watering 350,000 pounds. Sadly it is electric powered, and despite that being a very noble green thing for Jaguar to do, will an E Type without a growl really sell?

On This Day

It is 40 years since Marc Bolan, front man of T Rex and the original glam rocker, met his maker. To mark the anniversary a story has emerged, from one of his managers, that Bolan once said he would like to die in a Mini, and that is exactly what happened when, on September 16th 1977, his car hit a tree..

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You will be celebrated and vilified in equal measure when you scientifically determine the exact point at which a cute kitten becomes a full-grown cat and starts to suck.

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You are about to enter a very pure and worry-free time in your life, when having fun and signing off on federal legislation is all you need to worry about.

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Although you are firmly Gemini May 22 – June 21 While it’s true that a lot convinced there are some of music contains sexual You’ve always thought that things that mankind was just innuendo, you’re pretty blimps were kind of relaxing, not meant to know, you’re much alone in thinking that but that was before you not exactly sure how you’re Beethoven’s Fifth has an experienced the long, drawnsupposed to be able to tell what they are. out, almost boring horror of a undeniable copulatory rhythm. three-hour accident. Someday in the future, long Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 You’ve always believed that after you’ve died and passed you’ve left your lovers happy, The Stars predict that food from living memory, really satisfied, and thinking fondly will materialize in your won’t be that long from now. of you, but their plaintive refrigerator the fourth time oinking and squealing would seem to suggest you open it. ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 otherwise. Wisdom says that God won’t Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 give you more than you can Before you head out the Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 handle, but then again God door, take one last look in the You awoke this morning a never got his Croc shoes mirror to make sure you’re young man without a care in caught in a revolving door. not still doing your morning the world, but due to cosmic baboon impressions.

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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is....Pass the buck Evade responsibility by passing it on to someone else. Look up ‘buck’ in the dictionary and you’ll find a couple of dozen assorted nouns, verbs and adjectives. The most common use of the word these days is as the slang term for the American dollar. That’s not the buck meant here though. Look a little further down the list and you’ll find the definition ‘buck: an article used in a game of poker’ - and that’s the buck that was first passed. Poker became very popular in America during the second half of the 19th century. Players were highly suspicious of cheating or any form of bias and there’s considerable folklore depicting gunslingers in shoot-outs based on accusations of dirty dealing. In order to avoid unfairness the deal changed hands during sessions. The person who was next in line to deal would be given a marker. This was often a knife, and knives often had handles made of buck’s horn - hence the marker becoming known as a buck. When the dealer’s turn was done he ‘passed the buck’. Silver dollars were later used as markers and this is probably the origin of the use of buck as a slang term for dollar. The earliest citation found of the literal use of the phrase in print is from the Weekly New Mexican, July 1865:

passed the ‘buck’. This is clearly around the time that the phrase was coined, as there are several such printed citations in the following years. The figurative version of the phrase, that is, a usage where no actual buck is present, begins around the start of the 20th century; for example, this piece in the California newspaper The Oakland Tribune, from May, 1902: [Oakland City Attorney] Dow - ‘When the public or the Council “pass the buck” up to me I am going to act.’ The reporter’s use of quotation marks around pass the buck indicate its recent coinage as a figurative phrase, or at least one that the paper’s readers might not have been expected to be familiar with. The best-known use of buck in this context is ‘the buck stops here’, which was the promise made by US president Harry S. Truman, and which he kept prominent in his own and his electors’ minds by putting it on a sign on his desk.

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Useful Numbers

REVERSE CHARGE CALLS The list below is the free number to connect to an operator of that country to request the reverse charge call. ARGENTINA 001-999-54-1000/ 2000 AUSTRALIA 001-999-61-1000/2000 AUSTRIA 001-800-28787421 BAHRAIN 001-999-973-1000 BRUNEI 001-999-673-1000 CANADA 001-999-15-1000/2000 DENMARK 001-999-45-1000 FRANCE 001-999-33-1000 GERMANY 001-999-49-1000 HAWAII 001-800-865-8424 HONG KONG 001-999-852-1086 INDONESIA 001-999-62-1000/2000 ISRAEL 001-999-972-1000/ 2000 ITALY 001-999-39-1000 JAPAN 001-999-811-0051 KOREA 001-999-82-1000/ 2000/ 2001 MACAU 001-999-853-1000 MALAYSIA 001-999-60-1000/4000/ 4001 MALTA 001-999-356-1000 MEXICO 001-999-52-1000 NEPAL 001-800-977-1-9999 NETHERLANDS 001-999-31-1035 NEW ZEALAND 001-999-64-1066 PHILIPPINES 001-999-63-1000/ 3000/ 6000 PORTUGAL 001-999-351-1000 RUSSIA 001-999-7-1000 SINGAPORE 001-999-65-0000/ 2008 SOUTH AFRICA 001-999-27-1000 SPAIN 001-999-34-1066 TAIWAN 001-999-886-1000 U.A.E. 001-999-971-1000 U.K. 001-999-44-1066 U.S.A. 001-999-1-1111/ 2001/ 2002 Thanks to the staff at CAT in Hua Hin for providing the above numbers. FREE and cheap CALLS If your mobile phone or device and that of the person you are calling supports it, you can use a number of apps to make free calls anywhere, with the best known being Skype and Viber. The mobile phone operators offer special numbers to prefix an international number to get cheap rate international calls. More information call True 1331 AIS 1175 DTAC 1678

Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Police Station 032 511 027 Tourist Police 032 516 219 Cha-Am Police 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Red Cross 032 512 567 Municipality 032 532433 Tessabahn 032 511 047 Immigration 032 520 617 Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Electricity Office 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Water Office 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TOT Call Centre 1100 TT&T 032 532 018 3BB 032-900020-1 086-0127273 3BB Call Centre 1530 CAT 032 511 350 Alcoholics Anonymous 0870 620 098 Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928

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Saturday from 2-6pm, All You Can Drink draught Leo; Ladies 300 baht, Men 400 baht red piano, soi kanjanomai. Happy Hour every day from 5 - 7pm BOGOF. the palm bistro, soi 88. Join their Sunday Lunch Club and start earning a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3)

toon’s bar and restaurant, soi 6, siam handlebar, Phetkasem Road borfai. Premier League Happy Hour - (opp. airport); Breakfast now available

during matches get 3 for 2 on all small seven days a week from 9.30am to 12 domestic beers. noon. siam handlebar, Phetkasem Road toon’s bar and restaurant, soi 6, (opp. airport); Ladies Night every borfai. Now open every day from 3pm

British style Sunday Roasts: Andreanna’s, Khao Takiab Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) Nany’s Cafe, Soi 88 Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083

311 1787 Saturday; from 8 to 11pm first drink serving a wide range of Thai and Western Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab. free, 50% thereafter (wine, small beer, food until 9pm, and great prices all day Bookings only 084 376 9438 Spy, soft drinks, mixers, ice only) every day on drinks until late Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd father teds, Damnoernkasem Road. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills Zab Wer, Soi 112. north along klong road. Turn left

Ladies night every Thursday - Buy 1 get one free on cocktails; Every Friday is Lads night - get happy hour prices on all draught beers (see ad p2)

and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E)

Regular offers

pub quizzes

Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; The 99 baht breakfast is Back! FREE Sunday Roast - spend 250 baht and get a free Sunday Roast (see ad p2). Available from 2 to 8pm. All You Can Eat Chicken Wings and Kebabs every Friday from 5pm to 7pm when spend 200 bt. double d, Soi 6. Happy Hour every day from 2 - 8pm; Buy 2 get 1 free on all small domestic beers, Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Heineken 65 baht, large domestic beers 70 baht. el murphy’s, soi selekam. Murfs Happy Times from 7am to 7pm Pints of: Guinness 189 bt, Old Speckled Hen 210 bt, Magners and Stowfor cider 180 bt. All day Chang and Leo Large 90 bt, small 49 bt.

king bar, Soi Binthabaht. Quiz second Monday of every month (next one Monday 11th September 2017 at 7.30 pm) . Free entry, food and prizes hosted by Hawk - all welcome. Sunset

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Third Tuesday of the month 7.30pm 10pm. All video home compiled quiz with 8 rounds including audio visual rounds. Teams of up to 6. Free half time food and free entry but minimum bar bill 200 Baht per person. Bookings essential as there is limited space 084 376 9438 or go to our Facebook page. Next quiz on 19th September. tk roadhouse, Khao Takiab. First Tuesday of every month ‘The Best Quiz In Town’! 8 rounds, beer questions, free food.

father teds, Damnoernkasem Road.

Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p2 for details. johnnie walker, soi selekam/ poolsuk road. Happy Hour every day

from 9am to 8pm.

nany’s cafe, soi 88. Friday special - Fish, chips and mushy peas 139 bt, Atlantic cod fillet chips and mushy peas 220 bt. Also Leo draft now available small(half) 55 bt, large(pint) 75 bt passport cafe, Samorphrong. Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) PIT’S CAFE, Dusitland 8, Soi 94. Every

TRADITIONAL HOME MADE COOKING - THAI AND ENGLISH TOP OF SOI 94 OPEN DAILY 8AM TO LATE ALL DAY BREAKFASTS TRADITIONAL SUNDAY ROAST - Lamb, Pork, Beef, Chicken Peas, Cauliflower, Broccoli, Carrots, Cabbage, Mash, Roast Potatoes, Yorkshire Pudding, Stuffing one free glass of wine with your sunday lunch! Pies, Beef Stew, Bangers & Mash, Fish & Chips & more! TAKEAWAY CALL 081 820 2309

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Ongoing

Rescue Paws is a non-profit organization based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray animal population. Find out more on their website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook page RescuePawsThailand Trash Hero Hua Hin now every Sunday at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their eponymous Facebook page for weekly details HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking is your hobby you can join an international group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Tel. Robert 0983 562290 Dusit Thani Hua Hin Soccer Academy: exercise and professional football coaching for kids. Hua Hin Hash house Harriers every Saturday around the area. (see p14) Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Upcoming Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from Inform awol or Surf fm of your sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; charitable or non commercial event and Dining, shopping, art, performances, and we will announce it here films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline.net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5. Get on the air! Go along any Friday morning to the Siam Bakery at the Marriott to have a chat or just watch the guys do the Breakfast Show between 7 and 10 am.

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usa Peta to get cash for selfie monkey took on photographer’s camera A settlement has been reached in a lawsuit over who owns the copyright to selfie photographs taken by a monkey before a federal appeals court could answer the novel legal question. Under the deal, the photographer whose camera was used to take the photo agreed to donate 25% of any future revenue of the images to charities dedicated to protecting crested macaques in Indonesia, lawyers for an animal-rights group said. Lawyers for the group and the photographer, David Slater, asked the San Francisco-based 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals to dismiss the case and throw out a lower court decision that said animals cannot own copyrights. Andrew J Dhuey, a lawyer for Mr Slater, declined to comment on how much money the photos had generated or whether Mr Slater would keep all of the remaining 75 per cent of future revenue. There was no immediate ruling from the 9th Circuit. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Peta) sued on behalf of the macaque monkey in 2015, seeking financial control of the photographs for the benefit of the monkey named Naruto that snapped the photos with Mr Slater’s camera. ‘Peta and David Slater agree that this case raises important, cutting-edge issues about expanding legal rights for nonhuman animals, a goal that they both support, and they will continue their respective work to achieve this goal,’ Mr Slater and Peta said in a joint statement. Lawyers for Mr Slater argued that his company, Wildlife Personalities Ltd, owns worldwide commercial rights to the photos, including a now-famous selfie of the monkey’s toothy grin. Mr Slater argued that he engineered the photographs in 2008 by travelling to an Indonesia jungle, spending three days with a troupe of monkeys to gain their trust and deliberately making his camera accessible to the animals to take photographs. US District Judge William Orrick said in a ruling in favour of Mr Slater last year that ‘while Congress and the president can extend the protection of law to animals as well as humans, there is no indication that they did so in the Copyright Act.’ The 9th Circuit was considering Peta’s appeal. The lawyers notified the appeals court on August 4 that they were nearing a settlement and asked the judges not to rule. A three-judge panel of the 9th Circuit heard oral arguments in the case in July.

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uk ‘Britain’s strictest school’ bans pupils from looking out the window – and smirking A British school has introduced an ultra-strict new rule book which bans pupils from looking out the window – and from smirking when being told off. Pupils who ask, ‘Why?’ when being told off will also face punishment – as will anyone who rolls their eyes or ‘answers in a silly voice’. Oh, and the word, ‘Dunno’ has also been reportedly banned at Kings James’s School in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire. Other habits now banned include ‘slouching’, ‘using slang’ and ‘smirking/smiling/screwing face up/raising eyebrows/looking at others when told off ’.

The school declined to comment on the new list of 40 rules published on its website, according to the Huddersfield Examiner. On the school website head teacher Ian Rimmer says: ‘Our ethos demands the best from everyone through the promotion of the key values of resilience, respect, responsibility, honesty and courtesy.’ The 40 school rules Uniform 1, Not wearing school jumper or tie correctly 2, Wearing incorrect school shoes 3, Wearing hoods up/hats inside school 4, Wearing incorrect trousers/skirts 5, Wearing make-up/incorrect piercings 6, Using earphones, or visible wires/mobiles out in lessons Manners 7, Not replying when greeted 8, Not holding doors open for other people 9, Not saying please/thank you or in a sarcastic way 10, Thanking other people in an inappropriate way 11, Entering a classroom without knocking 12, Smirking/smiling/screwing face up/raising eyebrows/ looking at others when told off 13, Shrugging shoulders Response 14, Saying ‘why?’ when questioned about behaviour 15, Saying ‘dunno, yeah, huh’ when asked a question 16, Saying ‘okay’ when told off 17, Rolling eyes 18, Rude tone of voice 19, Answering in a silly voice 20, Not looking directly at staff when talking to them/paying attention to when spoken to Behaviour out of lessons 21, Loud/boisterous behaviour in corridors 22, Pushing/charging around in corridor 23, On corridor during lesson time without pass/note in planner 24, Deliberately walking slowly/ causing blockages 25, Unnecessary accompanying of friends in corridors during lessons/registrations 26, Pushing in the dining room queue 27, Intimate behaviour in corridors Behaviour in lessons 28, Looking out of window instead of the board 29, Interrupting staff or peers 30, Getting out of seat without permission 31, Turning around when told not to 32, Swinging on chairs 33, Slouching 34, Tapping on tables, window ledges/walls 35, Drinking liquids other than water in lessons 36, Eating/chewing gum in lessons

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LOCAL SPORTS hua hin city F.C

Hua Hin City F. C. is the local professional team formed in 2011, playing their matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Takiab. results sunday 10th september 2017 Assumption Utd 3 - 1 Hua Hin City FIXTURES The season is over. thai League 4 Western Region table

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match report Assumption Utd 3 – 1 Hua Hin City FC It was the final game of the 2017 season for Hua Hin City. Yes, the Champions League still had to be played out, but that would not involve us – our season was finished. Assumption still had a chance of qualification, but it would require the virtual miracle of Pathum Thani winning at BTU, which didn’t happen. The Hua Hin sick and injured list was still growing, with even more key players missing and for the 2nd week running, we were unable to fill our substitutes bench. The first half started, and Hua Hin were every bit as good as their opponents, and created more chances. However, despite Assumption’s need to win this match, it was being played at typical end of season pace – I wonder if Assumption had given up hope of a miracle happening. Unfortunately Assumption were awarded a penalty just before half time. The chance was well converted. Almost straight from the restart, Hua Hin were awarded a free kick outside of the Assumption penalty area. Leading goalscorer Arnon stepped up to score in true Beckhamesque style. A perfect free kick. Half time 1 – 1. The game seemed destined for an end of season draw, but 2 defensive lapses in the second half, which again saw most chances going Hua Hin’s way, secured the points for Assumption. Despite Hua Hin putting a lot of pressure on the Assumption defence, a breakthrough did not happen, although we did rattle the woodwork with one very good effort. If Hua Hin are to succeed next season, we will either need to avoid injury, or have a larger, stronger squad. Our last 2 defeats have definitely been attributable to fielding a weaker team, especially yesterday. A full strength Hua Hin City would not have lost this match. The small Hua Hin support yesterday were very loud, against an almost non-existent Assumption support. Well done to those guys. The season was over, and Hua Hin who had played more league games than in any previous season finished in 7th place, which was their 3rd best finish ever.

hash house harriers

A drinking Club with a running & walking Problem! The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ the run site. Alternative from the bypass Route 37 Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays RF96M3t2YoD2 N 12.724889, E Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ for around an hour’s. run/walk in the GPS Coordinates: wvQsopfLgnL2 surrounding countryside followed by 99.866944 (N 12 43.493, E 99 52.017) Make you way on the bypass to the a social gathering. lf you would like to DIRECTIONS to RUN SITE come along then visit our website www. From Hua Hin & Cha-Am via Phet Springfield Road traffic light junction located between the 10 & 11 km markers. h2h3-cah3.weebly.com or Facebook at Kasem Road www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ Exit the bypass and head WEST on Route 1001 towards Springfield Golf Course. details and directions. Please note that wLc4t6gvmav people attending and participating do so Make you way on Phet Kasem Road to Continue as above to the run site. the Springfield Road junction located Any queries then please call Onefer on entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 16th between the 199 & 200 km markers and 094 482 5968 or Ballbanger on 085 088 september 2017, meet @ 4pm for then head WEST on Springfield Road 7181 a 4:30 pm start. (NOTE NEW START (Route 1001) to the traffic light junction Hash Tax: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female TIME) with the bypass. Continue over and Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids Hua Hin Hash House Harriers (H2H3) head WEST on Route 1001 towards ฿50, under 8’s Free). Your effort to bring Run #368 Springfield Golf Course. Continue pass the CORRECT change would be very Hares: Onefer & Ballbanger the entrance of the golf course on the left much appreciated. Hash Snacks: TBA for approximately 600 metres and turn Tax Collector: Cathusalem RIGHT onto a dirt road at the HHH sign. LOCATION: OFF SPRINGFIELD Follow the dirt road and HHH signs to ROAD (ROUTE 1001) NORTH-WEST OF THE GOLF COURSE


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RESULTS 11th September 2017 Lake View AB Stableford 19 entered 1st Richard Hooi 39 pts (08) 2nd Peter Hayes 37 pts (12) 3rd Terry Hofgartner 36 pts (25) 4th Simon Seymour 31 pts (10) 4th/6th September 2017 Lakeview CA & Black Mountain Club Championship 28 entered 1st Mark Moore 73, 71=144 2nd Steve Warnock 74, 71=145 3rd John Oxley 76, 70=146 4th Alan Simpson 70, 76=146 4th/6th September 2017 Lakeview CA & Black Mountain Club Championship Stableford 28 entered 1st John Oxley 34 ,38=72 2nd Mark Moore 35, 37=72 3rd Steve Warnock 34, 37=71 4th Adrienne Fullerton 38, 33=71 Fixtures 18th September 2017 Sea Pine Stableford 20th September 2017 Majestic Creek Stableford

Hua Hin Golf Society

saensuk Golf Society

11 13 Results 12 11th/12th September 2017 Evergreen Hills/Mida Kanchanburi 15 Overall Individual Champions 24 entered 1st Maarten Feijen 39, 34=73 2nd Malee Russell 39,33=72 3rd Olivier Pinard 31, 33=64 17 18 4th Robert Bird 32, 29=61

14 Results 11th September 2017 Springfield Royal Country Club Splinter 16 Cell Stableford 7 entered 1st Roy Sweetland 34 pts (06) 2nd Kiat Larsson 33 pts (13) 3rd Paul Badenoch-Jones 33 pts (08) 19 4th Kjell Karlsson 32 pts (20)

12th September 201720 Mida Kanchanburi Aggregate pairs day 2 21 12 teams 1st Bernard Morgan, Maarten Feijen 66 pts 24 2nd Olivier Pinard, Ivy Harris 62 pts 3rd Robert Bird, Malee Russell 62 pts 25 4th Bjorn Byman, Guus Peeters 58 pts

8th September 2017 Springfield Royal Country Club Splinter Cell Stableford22 11 entered 23 1st Freddie Larsson 35 pts (10) 2nd Marten Norregaard 35 pts (07) 3rd Roy Sweetland 35 pts (06) 4th Kjell Karlsson 34 pts (20)

26 11th September 2017 Evergreen Hills Kanchanburi Aggregate pairs day 1 12 teams 1stAcross Malee Russell, May Peeters 74 pts 1 Careless pedestrian, 2nd Tum Ringnalda, Maarten aFeijen 73 ptsdanger to motorists (9) 3rd ‘Mod’ Rea, Olivier Pinard 8 Short skirt worn in 67 pts 4thScotland Greg Hill, Ivy Harris 59 pts (and by old

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6th September 2017 Majestic Creek B & C Individual Stableford 39 entered 1st Visot 45 pts (19) 12 Victor Nonconformist (3,3,3) 2nd Tim Dearden 40 pts (17) 13 Worker in stone (5) 3rd Puttipong (Golf) Silapasamai, 37 pts 14 Have a desire (for) (5) (09) 18 Hans Caprice (6) 36 pts (15) 4th Engbrink

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fixtures 22 Do they justify the means? Monday/Friday Springfield Splinter Cell (4) Stableford 23 Building block — small 20th September 2017 Black Mountain

8th September 2017 9 Departure Banyan Medal 25from enteredthe norm Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please 1st(9) Anne Dixon 91 - 22 = 69 military force (4) contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you 10 made from the 2ndBrandy Hubert Maldonado 85 - 15 = 70 cha am golf club are interested in joining in, and thanks to 3rdremains Olivier Pinard 79 - 08 = 71 of pressed grapes Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com Ronnie for the results. 4th(4) Maarten Feijen 78 - 06 = 72 FIXTURES 8th september 2017 Tight-fisted (5) 13 No fixtures currently listed. 13 players fixtures Take as hostage (6) Front 9 - Ronnie Thorley (20) 21 points 15 19th September 2017 Majestic AC Back 9 - Nigel Guest (10) 17 points 16 Iconoclasm (6) Stableford & Eclectic Overall - Nigel Guest (10) 36 points 17 Small dark-purple plum 22nd September 2017 Banyan Stableford ronnie’s roll up

HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

results week 4 12th september 2017 No Game - Johnnie Walker Black El Toro Loco v Blue Lagoon n/a Johnnie Walker Red 6 - 3 Pinky Bar League Table Team El Toro Loco J. Walker Black Pinky Bar J. Walker Red Blue Lagoon

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fixtures week 5 19th september 2017 No Game - Johnnie Walker Black El Toro Loco v Blue Lagoon Johnnie Walker Red v Pinky Bar

(6) lake view 19 Cowardly (6) members club 20 Impossible (3,2) Results 8th September 21 Wine (slang)2017 (4) Course AB 24 Repellent (9) 1st. Mike OBrien (16) 42pts 25 Sound judgement (4) 2nd Doug East (13) 39pts 26 yet (anag) 3rdIsn’t Jamesin Park (22) 38pts (9) 4th Steve O’Brien (14) 38pts

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11th September 2017 2 Not present (4) Course AC 3 Caprice 1st Bill Malone(4) (22) 33pts 4 Triple (anag) (3,3) 2nd Bill Evans (13) 32pts 5 Sufficient (6) 3rd Peter Trim (13) 31pts 4th PeteraTucker (12) 31pts 6 Get reaction by raising a FIXTURES sensitive issue (3,1,5) Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, 7 Unpleasant death (6,3) Friday

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Crossword Solution

Here is last week’s Crossword solution.

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pool leagues hua hin khao takiab super Pool League

thursday friendly Pool League

results week 19 7th september 2017 Fin Bar 9 - 12 Bobby’s Birds High Five 8 - 13 N & G Bar Lanla Bar 10 - 11 The Dream Le Kiss Bar 6 - 15 Tiki Bar Muan Bar 13 - 8 Arilds Bar Mucky Duck 13 - 8 Drink & Shelter Star Bar 8 - 13 Home Tap House Bar 16 - 5 Sweetheart Bar Tore’s Bar 11 - 10 Hut Bar

results week 26 7th september 2017 Bar 80 Saloon 10 - 10 Komhom Bar Connections Cafe 13 - 7 Jaew Bar Hua Hin Bar 12 - 8 MasterCues Bar Mausi Bar 5 - 15 Big Kahuna Silver Fox 14 - 6 Fame Squealing Pig 11 - 9 Mint Bar

Fixtures Week 21 21st september 2017 Arilds Bar v Tap House Bar Bobby’s Birds v High Five Home v Fin Bar Hut Bar v Star Bar Mucky Duck v N & G Bar Pits Cafe v Lanla Bar Sweetheart Bar v Le Kiss Bar The Dream v Muan Bar Tiki Bar v Drink & Shelter P 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 15

W 17 14 13 15 15 13 11 10 9 11 8 7 5 6 5 5 3 3 1 1

L 1 4 5 3 3 5 7 8 9 7 10 11 13 12 13 13 15 15 17 14

+/132 104 94 88 80 76 60 58 6 2 0 -34 -48 -66 -82 -90 -106 -122 -152 -133

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Fixtures The season is over. Final week’s result and table will be in next week’s issue. New season details will appear here when available. League tablE

League Table Team Tap House Bar Muan Bar Tiki Bar N & G Bar Mucky Duck Drink & Shelter Pits Cafe Home Lanla Bar Arilds Bar Fin Bar Bobby’s Birds Le Kiss Bar Star Bar The Dream High Five Sweetheart Bar Tore’s Bar Hut Bar Hut Bar

LUCKY SHOT BAR

Pts 255 241 236 233 229 227 219 218 192 190 189 172 165 156 148 144 136 128 113 91

Team The Clansmen MasterCues Bar Komhom Bar Big Kahuna Bar 80 Saloon Squealing Pig Silver Fox Mausi Bar Mint Bar Connections Hua Hin Bar Jaew Bar Fame Jaew Bar

P 24 23 24 23 24 24 24 24 23 23 24 23 23 24

W 20 16 13 14 10 11 11 8 9 7 6 3 4 4

D 4 5 5 3 4 3 2 5 2 3 4 1 1 1

L 0 2 6 6 10 10 11 11 12 13 14 19 18 19

+/196 156 54 40 -2 -14 -22 -34 -18 -18 -46 -142 -150 -146

Pts 382 345 298 281 263 258 253 244 241 238 233 166 164 176

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results week 8 8th september 2017 Big Kahuna 3 - 5 Pits Pirates Lucky Shot B 6 - 2 Muan Bar Pits Rangers 7 - 1 Lucky Shot A fixtures week 9 15th september 2017 Lucky Shot B v Big Kahuna Muan Bar v Pits Rangers Pits Pirates v Lucky Shot A week 10 22nd september 2017 Lucky Shot A v Big Kahuna Muan Bar v Pits Pirates Pits Rangers v Lucky Shot B League tablE Team Pits Rangers Pits Pirates Big Kahuna Lucky Shot B Lucky Shot A Muan Bar

P W D L 8 7 1 0 8 4 2 2 8 2 4 2 8 2 3 3 8 3 0 5 8 0 2 6

+/26 6 4 -4 -6 -26

Pts 15 10 8 7 6 2

P 13 13 13 13 13 12 12 13

+/100 80 8 6 -26 -20 -60 -88

Pts 212 202 166 165 149 140 120 118

friday team League

results week 13 8th september 2017 Ba Na Na Bar 12 - 12 Bikini Bar Bobbys Bar 10 - 14 Home Bar Home Bar 2 12 - 12 Sabai Bar Nalee Bar 5 - 19 Mucky Duck Fixtures The season is over. Details of a new season will appear here when available.

League tablE Team Sabai Bar Home Bar Mucky Duck Bobbys Bar Ba Na Na Bar Home Bar 2 Nalee Bar Bikini Bar

W 11 10 6 5 3 5 4 1

D 2 0 3 1 3 2 0 1

L 0 3 4 7 7 5 8 11


pool leagues HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE

tuesday POOL LEAGUE soi 94

hua hin soi 80 tuesday Pool League

results Week 13 13th september 2017 All Nations GH 5 - 14 Tiger Bar Bentho Bar 10 - 9 JW Black Booz Bar 5 - 14 Jungle Juice Cheetas JW Red 6 - 13 Limelight Jungle Juice Leopards 9 - 10 Pink Panther King Bar 6 - 13 N & G

results week 13 12th september 2017 Arilds Sports Bar 10 - 8 Tores Bar Connections Cafe 9 - 9 Home Bar Home Bar 2 13 - 5 Mausi Bar Komhom Restaurant 6 - 12 Nalee Bar Na Na Bar 7 - 11 Coopers Bar Tree Bar 8 - 10 Tiki Bar

Fixtures Week 14 20th september 2017 All Nations GH v Bentho Bar Jungle Juice Cheetas v JJ Leopards JW Black v Booz Bar N & G v JW Red Pink Panther v King Bar Tiger Bar v Limelight

FIXTURES week 14 19th september 2017 Arilds Sports Bar v Connections Cafe Coopers Bar v Tree Bar Home Bar v Na Na Bar Nalee Bar v Home Bar 2 Tiki Bar v Komhom Restaurant Tores Bar v Mausi Bar

League Table

League tablE

Team N&G King Bar Bentho Bar Jungle Juice Cheetas Limelight JW Black Pink Panther Tiger Bar Jungle Juice L’pards JW Red All Nations GH Booz Bar

P 13 12 13 10 11 12 13 13 13 12 12 12

W 10 9 9 8 8 7 6 5 4 3 3 1

L 3 3 4 2 3 5 7 8 9 9 9 11

+/- Pts 63 20 40 18 29 18 28 16 27 16 20 14 -31 12 -11 10 -55 8 -22 6 -28 6 -60 2

Team Tiki Bar Coopers Bar Home Bar 2 Home Bar Komhom Connections Cafe Arilds Sports Bar Tores Bar Na Na Bar Tree Bar Nalee Bar Mausi Bar

P 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13

W 12 12 11 7 7 4 4 3 3 2 2 0

D 0 0 1 3 1 3 2 4 1 2 2 3

L 1 1 1 3 5 6 7 6 9 9 9 10

+/96 88 70 44 14 -2 -38 -26 -36 -62 -70 -78

Pts 36 36 34 24 22 15 14 13 10 8 8 3

NWPL New Wednesday POOL LEAGUE

results Week 5 13th september 2017 BRGC@Bar80 16 - 6 Breeze Bar Coopers Reds 11 - 11 Home Bar One Home Bar Two 12 - 10 Aonzy Bar Jaew Bar 11 - 11 Coopers Blues Sabai Bar 12 - 10 Tores Bar Squealing Pig 10 - 12 Tree Bar Fixtures Week 6 20th september 2017 Aonzy Bar v Jaew Bar Breeze Bar v Home Bar Two Coopers Blues v Coopers Reds Home Bar One v Sabai Bar Tores Bar v Squealing Pig Tree Bar v BRGC@Bar80

results Week 9 12th september 2017 Fin Bar 2 v Exotic Bar n/a Hua Hin Bar ‘S’ v Eagle Bar n/a Hut Bar v Bar 80 Saloon n/a Mint Bar v Hua Hin Bar ‘K’ n/a Mona Bar v Fin Bar 1 n/a Fixtures Week 10 19th september 2017 Fin Bar 1 v Hua Hin Bar ‘K’ Hua Hin Bar ‘S’ v Exotic Bar Hut Bar v Eagle Bar Mint Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Mona Bar v Fin Bar 2 League Table Team Exotic Bar Fin Bar 2 Fin Bar 1 Bar 80 Saloon Eagle Bar Mint Bar Mona Bar Hua Hin Bar ‘K’ Hut Bar Hua Hin Bar ‘S’

P W D L 8 6 1 1 8 5 3 0 8 5 1 2 8 4 1 3 8 4 0 4 8 3 2 3 8 3 1 4 8 2 1 5 8 1 2 5 8 1 0 7

+/- Pts 14 19 24 18 6 16 10 13 2 12 14 11 0 10 4 7 -14 5 -60 3

hua hin wednesday Pool League

results Week 2 13th september 2017 Arild 3 - 16 Pit’s Cafe 1 Pit’s Cafe 2 12 - 7 Big Kahuna Lucky Shot 1 9 - 10 Infinity Baan Sanook 4 - 15 Lucky Shot 2 League Table

League Table Team Sabai Bar Home Bar Two BRGC@Bar80 Tree Bar Coopers Reds Aonzy Bar Coopers Blues Breeze Bar Squealing Pig Tores Bar Home Bar One Jaew Bar

P W d 5 5 0 5 5 0 5 4 0 5 3 0 5 2 2 5 2 0 5 1 2 5 1 1 5 1 0 5 0 2 5 0 1 5 1 2

L 0 0 1 2 1 3 2 3 4 3 4 2

+/- Pts 24 15 22 15 32 12 24 9 4 8 -6 6 -8 5 -38 4 -12 3 -16 2 -22 1 -4 0

Team Lucky Shot 2 Pit’s Cafe 1 Pit’s Cafe 2 Lucky Shot 1 Infinity Bar Ban Sanook Big Kahuna Arild’s Bar

P W L +/- Pts 2 2 0 22 4 2 2 0 22 4 2 1 1 4 2 2 1 1 0 2 2 1 1 -8 2 2 1 1 -10 2 2 0 2 -6 0 2 0 2 -24 0

FIXTURES Week 3 20th september 2017 Baan Sanook v Arild Pit’s Cafe 2 v Infinity Lucky Shot 1 v Pit’s Cafe 1 Please note: Jaew Bar deducted points for Big Kahuna v Lucky Shot 2 not submitting score on time

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pool leagues

102 & 88 saturday POOL LEAGUE

hua hin star Pool League

results week 5 10th september 2017 division 2 division 1 Dang 4 - 7 Lieven Kwan v Job n/a Hampi 7 - 2 Thong Korn 5 - 7 Brian Paul 1 - 7Andy Peter 7 - 4 Tong Pek 7 - 3 Brian Prj 6 - 7 Derrick

Jay 5 - 3 Steve Julius 5 - 4 Shawn Gent 5 - 3 Michel Tim 5 - 3 Axel Bernard 4 - 5 Mick Tina 2 - 5 Thong Darren 5 - 3 Golf Den v Wad n/a

Dang v Hampi Prj v Brian Derrick v Korn Thong v Lieven Andy v Tong Kwan v Paul Job v Peter Pek v Brian

Michel v Axel Wad v Steve Bernard v Julius Shawn v Tim Darren v Thong Gent v Tina Jay v Golf Mick v Den

Fixtures week 5 10th september 2017 division 2 division 1

League Tables division 1

P +/- Pts Player

Hampi Peter Korn Brian Pek Dang Lieven Andy Thong Job Derrick Kwan Tong Paul Brian Prj

5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 4 5 4 5 5 5 5

19 10 6 4 5 3 3 3 1 -2 -8 -2 -6 -14 -15 -7

10 8 8 8 6 6 6 6 4 4 4 2 2 2 2 0

Darren Thong Gent Mick Julius Shawn Tim Golf Den Bernard Wad Axel Steve Jay Tina Michel

17 10 7 6 4 5 3 0 3 -1 -5 -6 -8 -9 -12 -14

results Week 4 8th september 2017

FIXTURES Week 7 16th september 2017 Banana Bar v Bobby’s Bar Big Kahuna v Silver Fox Bobby’s Babes v Mucky Duck

FIXTURES Week 5 22nd september 2017

High Five 11 - 12 Muan Bar Jungle Juice 15 - 8 Take 5 Sports Bar Sweetheart Bar 11 - 12 Exotic Bar The Connection 14 - 9 Fin Bar

Exotic Bar v The Connection Fin Bar v Jungle Juice TK Roadhouse v Sweetheart Bar Take 5 Sports Bar v High Five

League tablE

League tablE

P +/- Pts 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 4 5 4 5 5 5 5 5

results Week 6 9th september 2017 Bobby’s Babes v Big Kahuna n/a El Toro Loco v Bobby’s Bar n/a Master Ques v Banana Bar n/a Mucky Duck v Silver Fox n/a

Master Ques v El Toro Loco

division 2

Player

Hua Hin Khao Takiab Cool POOL LEAGUE

10 8 8 8 8 6 6 6 4 4 2 2 2 2 2 0

Team El Toro Loco Master Ques Mucky Duck Bobby’s Babes Bobby’s Bar Banana Bar Silver Fox Big Kahuna

P W D L 3 3 0 0 3 2 1 0 3 2 0 1 3 1 1 1 3 1 1 1 3 1 0 2 3 0 1 2 3 0 0 3

+/14 14 4 2 -2 -12 -14 -6

Pts 6 5 4 3 3 2 1 0

FIXTURES Week 3 20th september 2017 Bobby’s Beauties v Silver Fox High Five Bar v Master Cues Muan Bar v T.K. Roadhouse Sunset Boulevard v Mucky Duck Take 5 v Bobby’s Bangers

P W D L +/- Pts 4 2 0 2 4 48 3 3 0 0 23 46 4 2 0 2 -4 44 3 3 0 0 13 41 3 2 0 1 9 39 4 0 0 4 -20 36 3 2 0 1 -1 34 3 0 0 3 -9 30 3 1 0 2 -15 27

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Friends of Hua Hin Wednesday Pool League

results Week 2 13th september 2017 Bobby’s Bangers 10 - 10 Sunset B’levard High Five Bar 9 - 11 Bobby’s Beauties Master Cues 14 - 6 Mucky Duck Muan Bar 16 - 4 Take 5 T.K. Roadhouse 12 - 8 Silver Fox

Team Fin Bar TK Roadhouse Take 5 Jungle Juice The Connection Sweetheart Bar Muan Bar High Five Exotic Bar

League tablE Team Master Cues Muan Bar Bobby’s Bangers Silver Fox Bobby’s B’ties T.K. Roadhouse Take 5 Sunset B’vard Mucky Duck High Five Bar

P W D L +/- Pts 2 2 0 0 20 4 2 1 1 0 12 3 2 1 1 0 2 3 2 1 0 1 4 2 2 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 0 1 -8 2 2 1 0 1 -10 2 2 0 1 1 -2 1 2 0 1 1 -8 1 2 0 0 2 -10 0

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Saturday 16th september 2017 premier league AFC Bournemouth v Brighton 02:00 Crystal Palace v Southampton 18:30 Huddersfield T. v Leicester City 21:00 Liverpool v Burnley 21:00 Newcastle United v Stoke City 21:00 Watford v Manchester City 21:00 West Brom. Alb. v West Ham Utd 21:00 Tottenham H. v Swansea City 23:30 CHAMPIONSHIP Birmingham City v Preston N. E. 21:00 Brentford v Reading 21:00 Bristol City v Derby County 21:00 Burton Albion v Fulham 21:00 Cardiff City v Sheffield Wednesday 21:00 Hull City v Sunderland 21:00 Ipswich Town v Bolton Wanderers 21:00 Middlesbrough v QPR 21:00 Millwall v Leeds United 21:00 Nottingham Forest v Wolves21:00 Sheffield United v Norwich City 21:00 Barnsley v Aston Villa 23:30 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Partick Thistle v Rangers 01:45 Aberdeen v Kilmarnock 21:00 Celtic v Ross County 21:00 Dundee v St Johnstone 21:00 Hamilton Academical v Hearts 21:00 Hibernian v Motherwell 21:00

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Man Utd Man City Chelsea Watford Tottenham Huddersfield Burnley Liverpool West Brom Newcastle Arsenal Stoke Southampton Brighton Swansea Everton Leicester West Ham Bournemouth Crystal Palace

P 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4

GD 10 8 3 4 4 2 1 0 0 1 -1 0 -1 -2 -3 -4 -2 -6 -7 -7

PTS 10 10 9 8 7 7 7 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 4 3 3 0 0

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team AC Clacton Pony & Trap Frankies 11 RentMyThaiVilla Wanderlust United Colonial Mr. Cha Aming HH Jambos Carthorses Are Go FC ROCA Atletico Pathetico Dannyxcollinz JR Brutd S.C Lost Cafe The Dada Donkeys AWOL Wanderers Hua hin jambos Pink Panther AFC Portsmoth city Shortimeagain

GW 57 50 32 62 46 55 52 36 42 46 27 34 41 27 32 35 39 37 26 47

TOT 236 227 226 221 217 212 210 206 202 195 194 189 182 180 175 166 159 154 152 114

thursday 21st september 2017 EFL CUP Arsenal v Doncaster Rovers 01:45 Chelsea v Nottingham Forest 01:45 Everton v Sunderland 01:45 Manchester Utd v Burton Albion 02:00 West Brom v Manchester City 02:00 Featured Game

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sir woy of selhurst choosing hodgson a ‘sweet’ decision says de boer

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uK Frank De Boer has enthusiastically welcomed Crystal Palace’s decision to replace him with the former England, Liverpool and Fulham manager, Roy Hodgson. “I’m a stale, old, has-been of a manager who should really only be putting the cones out at training sessions, whereas Roy is a young vibrant guy with great new ideas and the dynamism to really get the club challenging for honours this season” said the former Dutch international. “I totally agree with the club.” A club source had earlier stated, “We need a long-term, fresh, modern philosophy that will take the club forward, Frank hasn’t got it”. Despite some fans reservations about the appointment, Hodgson, the nonagenarian footballing gnome, has had an immediate impact on the squad, sending them out with a farthing each on a hunt across Croydon to see if they still sell licorice bullets.

Hodgson admitted in his first interview that his heart jumped a little when he was told that he was wanted at the Palace, and didn’t think he deserved a knighthood. Assistant manager Sammy Lee said: “He is a like a breath of fresh air, and he’s already arranged a trip to the seaside so we can all have a nice pie and pea supper.” He added: “I am a little worried about long away trips though, as we had to stop several times on our way from his house to the ground for him to use the toilet.”

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Left: Roy Hodgson greets the Crystal Palace players with a kind smile, a pat on the head and a sherbert dab for each of them Speaking about their upcoming match against Southampton, Hodgson said: “I know it’s going to be a difficult game, what with them having a foreign manager, so I hope he likes a nice cup of tea and some Rich Tea after the game”. “I have obviously told the boys that if we win they’ll all be getting a packet of Wurther’s Originals as a bonus.” Crystal Palace have announced some immediate improvements to Selhurst Park in the wake of Hodgson’s arrival, as they have installed an en-suite bathroom next to the manager’s office, complete with an array of ‘assistance’ features, such as grab handles, extra wide doorways and wipe clean surfaces in all areas that Hodgson will operate in. The club have also installed stairlifts to the director’s box and conference rooms, and a tuck shop.

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