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The Music
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CONTENTS
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50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR SOFA
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101 THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR IN ORLANDO!
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TAILGATE NATION
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BURNSY on the Orlando TRAGIC
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BREW SCHOOL
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Published and Produced by Proud Alumni and Students of the University of Central Florida
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The summer is officially over, football is back and the Fall concert season is in full swing, so you have no excuse to sit on your ass!
We don’t take all these wonderful things for granted and like our free bar tabs everywhere! Get geared up for the annual Saturday ritual on the Mall at UCF or wherever you tailgate!
WIZ Khalifa burning up UCF!
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UCF Tailgate Nation rules!
It’s not hard to take shots at the team that can’t make shots, but we do it anyways!
Erika gives some insider tips on how to pig out this TDay, but save space for the good stuff.
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How to eat, drink and train to look like our featured crossfit model of the month! Scene @ the Heineken Experience!
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& 01 1st Thursdays: Dia de los Muertos
ORLANDO MUSEUM OF ART 2416 N. Mills Ave. 407.896.4231 Thurs, November 1, 6pm – 9pm, free - $10 November’s theme is Dia de los Muertos. Artists explore ancient cultures and traditions in this colorful and festive event inspired by the unique Latin American holiday Day of the Dead. Similar celebrations in other cultures and religions around the globe will also be acknowledged.
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SAM FLAX 1800 E. Colonial Dr. 407.898.9785 Daily in November, free This month-long art display features 12-by-12 inch works of art.
06 Winter Garden Wine & Craft Beer Festival REGENCY WINE & LIQUOR 16100 Marsh Road, Suite 201, Winter Garden 407.654.0360 Sat, November 3, 3pm – 7pm, $25 - $100 Experience Winter Garden Wine & Craft Brew Festival at RegencyWine & Liquor.The event will include more than 125 craft beers and wines to sample, cuisine from area restaurants and a raffle.VIP tickets include more than 25 ninety-point wines, single malt scotches, small batch whiskeys and cigars.
08 The Who: Quadrophenia Tour
AMWAY CENTER 400 W. Church St. 407.440.7000 Sat, November 3, 7:30pm, ticket prices vary David Fricke from Rolling Stone noted... ‘‘Quadrophenia, released in 1973, was a superior tale with more-taut songwriting; it was grounded in [Pete] Townshend’s memories of growing up angry, anguished and mod in the early Sixties, and produced with the panoramic tension of ‘Who’s Next.’’
09 Fall Fiesta in the Park LAKE EOLA PARK
COUNTING CRO WS 101 N. Rosalind Ave.
407.649.3152 Sat, Nov 3 from 10am – 5pm and Sun, Nov 4 from 12pm – 5pm, free
10 Hinder
BACKBOOTH 37 W. Pine St. 407.999.2570 Sat, November 3, 7pm, $28
07 Neanderthal Ball
1st THURSDAY’S @ OMA 02 Motion City Soundtrack, Jukebox the Ghost and Now, Now
THE BEACHAM 46 N. Orange Ave. 407.246.1419 Thurs, November 1, 7pm, $20 - $28 Life is complex but we’ve got plenty of tries to get it right– which is why when Motion City Soundtrack frontman Justin Pierre sings, “All the destruction will one day end and you’ll finally know exactly who you are”—it’s a sentiment of selfdiscovery filled with optimism instead of regret. Correspondingly after putting out one album on Columbia, Motion City Soundtrack are in the midst of a career renaissance as they return to their longtime label Epitaph to release Go, the most mature and developed album of their 14 year career.
ORLANDO SCIENCE CENTER 777 E. Princeton St. 407.514.2000 Sat, November 3, 7pm – 11pm, call for prices Dust off your club and drag your date to the Neanderthal Ball, the Orlando Science Center’s gala evening. Enjoy a “diamond dig” set amongst the prehistoric setting of the “DinoDigs” exhibit and the delectable food and wine choices under the star lit sky on the beautiful SunTrust Terrace. “Rock out” with themed entertainment and music. Chisel out your mark at the silent auction. Dress code is cocktail fun with an accent on “cavemen couture”, with an animal print necktie or leopard pattern cocktail dress!
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HARD ROCK LIVE 6050 Universal Blvd. 407.351.LIVE Thurs, November 1, 8pm, $31 - $51
04 The Maine, Mayday Parade and The Postelles HOUSE OF BLUES 1490 E. Buena Vista Dr. 407.934.BLUE Fri, November 2, 6pm, $20 - $23
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11 6th Annual Ella Music Festival
H20 LIVE 100 W. Livingston St. Ellamusicfest.org Sat, November 3, 1pm, For the past six years, e.l.l.a., the female centric music festival hosted in Orlando, Florida, has called to the community to celebrate and embrace the feminine idea.This year, ella organizers can proudly say that they are one of the only home grown initiatives in Central Florida that has proudly supported and embraced local and regional female musicians and talent without hesitation.The all-female musician based festival has continually grown since its inception in 2007, each year gaining more support and momentum for its soul initiative: To elevate female artists’ and musicians to a place where they garner the respect, attention, and recognition that they duly deserve. Confirmed performers include Beebs and Her Money Makers, Kaleigh Baker, Sunny, A Brilliant Lie, Sarah Purser, Meka Nism, Milka, Lauren Carder ,The Actomatics, Betty Fox, Leilani Wolfgramm, Lindsay Perry, Britt Daley, Kim Hightower, Laney Jones, Lauren Lester, Vova Zen and Afeefa and the Boy.
BEEB’S @ ELLA
12 Counting Crows
HARD ROCK LIVE 6050 Universal Blvd. 407.351.LIVE Sun, November 4, 8pm, $37.50 - $80
13 Eat to the Beat Concert Series with Blues Traveler
EPCOT American Gardens Theater 407.939.7801 Mon, November 5 and Tues, November 6, 5:30pm, 6:45pm and 8pm, included with admission
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14 Taking Back Sunday with Bayside and Transit HOUSE OF BLUES 1490 E. Buena Vista Dr. 407.934.BLUE Tues, November 6, 6pm, $22.50 - $26.50
20 Burlesque Experience
15 Wednesday Night Pitcher Show: Dawn of the Dead THE ENZIAN 1300 S. Orlando Ave. 407.620.0054 Wed, November 7, 8pm, free
SPIRIT OF THE SUWANNEE MUSIC PARK 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak 386.384.1683 Thurs, Nov 8 – Sun, Nov 11, times and prices vary Located at the Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, Bear Creek has become more than just your average music festival. Make a bonfire, catch all your favorite acts, and take part in ecological conservation. Located just north of Live Oak, Fla, the Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park is a one-of-a-kind music park and premier campground nestled on the shady banks of the historic, tea-colored Suwannee River in North Florida. The Spirit of the Suwannee is proud to host a variety of events throughout the year. In addition to these events, the park offers live music during the week in the Music Hall and a natural amphitheater for outdoor music festivals. The grounds include 500+ acres for camping, hiking, canoeing, bird watching, jogging, observation at the world’s largest bat house,Way Down Upon the Suwannee River Trail Ride and New Year’s Eve Party, putt putt golf and pro-quality disc golf, a honey bee observation exhibit, beautiful rental cabins (and custom built cabins for sale), RV parking with full hookups, electric and water sites, shower and bath houses, full service restaurant, golf cart rentals, the Arts and Crafts Village, Country Store and much, much more. Or, you can just hang your hammock between two trees, put your feet up and relax as you listen to the quiet sounds of nature all around you This year’s lineup includes Bright Light Social Hour, Dr. Klaw, Headtronics, Kaleigh Baker Band, Lotus, Lettuce, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, The Heavy Pets, Voodoo Town, Thomas Wynn and the Believers, Zach Deputy, Beebs and Her Money Makers, Zoogma and more. In addition to the music, this year you can take part in Zach Deputy’s charitable disc golf tournament to benefit the Spirit of the Suwannee Kids Music Camp. To support Suwannee Valley Food Bank, bring 5 cans with you to get a 2012 commemorative poster.
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MAITLAND ART CENTER 231 W. Packwood Ave. 407.539.2181 Fri, November 9, 6pm – 9pm, $5
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VARIOUS LOCATIONS Accidentalmusicfestival.com Fri, Nov 9 – Sun, Nov 11 The festival is primarily focused on presenting modern and contemporary music of high artistic quality by living composers and engaging the community about the value of artistic, creative, and avant-garde music.
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THE PLAZA LIVE 425 N. Bumby Ave. 407.228.1220 Wed, November 14, 8pm, $25
30 Emperor X, The Passenger, Pretty & Nice, The Naked Howl WILL’S PUB 1042 N. Mills Ave. 407.898.5070 Wed, November 14, 9pm, $5
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DOWNTOWN DISNEY 1478 E. Buena Vista Dr. 407.939.6244 Fri, November 9 – Sun, November 11, various times, free
Released Fri, November 9 Bond’s loyalty to M is tested as her past comes back to haunt her. As MI6 comes under attack, 007 must track down and destroy the threat, no matter how personal the cost.
WEEZER DOWNTOWN ORLANDO Orlandopubcrawl.com Sat, November 10, 8pm, $10 - $15 HARD ROCK LIVE 6050 Universal Blvd. 407.351.LIVE Sat, Nov 10 / Sun, Nov 11, 8pm $49.50 - $115 each night
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18 Skyfall
19 Primus
BLUE MARTINI 4200 Conroy Road 407.447.2583 Every Friday, 8pm, price varies
21 Accidental Music Festival
16 Bear Creek Music & Art Festival
17 Culture Cocktails
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HARD ROCK LIVE 6050 Universal Blvd. 407.351.LIVE Fri, November 9, 8pm, $35 - $65
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Released Fri, November 9 In a nation divided by war and the strong winds of change, Lincoln pursues a course of action designed to end the war, unite the country and abolish slavery. With the moral courage and fierce determination to succeed, his choices during this critical moment will change the fate of generations to come.
24 Electric Daisy Carnival
TINKER FIELD 287 S. Tampa Ave. Orlandovenues.net Fri, November 9 and Sat, November 10, 1pm, $85+, 18+
25 Baldwin Brewfest
BALDWIN PARK New Broad Street Baldwinbrewfest.com Sat, November 10, 4pm – 8pm, $25 - $50, 21+
31 Regina Spektor “What We Saw From the Cheap Seats” Tour HOUSE OF BLUES 1490 E. Buena Vista Dr. 407.934.BLUE Wed, November 14, 7pm, $32.50 - $35.50
32 Rory: An Acoustic Reunion with Ryan Dunson from Rookie of the Year, Vega Under Fire, Joe Guerra and Matt Messore BACKBOOTH 37 W. Pine St. 407.999.2570 Thurs, November 15, 7:30pm, $10 - $12
33 Tony Battaglia: The Relic THE ABBEY 100 S. Eola Dr. 407.704.6261 Thurs, November 15, 7:30pm,
34 Zombie Town
4000 Central Florida Blvd. 407.823.1500 Thurs, Nov 15 – Sat, Nov 17, various times, $20
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26 25th Annual Festival of Trees ORLANDO MUSEUM OF ART 2416 N. Mills Ave. 407.896.4231 Sat, Nov 10 – Sun, Nov 18, various times, $6 - $10
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27 Molando.org Mustache Pub Crawl
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35 Snootsgiving #2: Reggae Barbeque
WEST END TRADING COMPANY 202 S. Sanford Ave, Sanford Tomanddan.com Sat, November 17, 7pm …”A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” is proud to present the second annual #snootsgiving celebration! This year we’re taking a tropical tour of the islands…and by islands…we mean…Sanford, Florida. . (No offense Jamaica.) They’ll be free giveaways and games, delicious beer and BBQ, and the soothing sounds of smooth reggae.
41 Orlando Magic vs. Boston Celtics
AMWAY CENTER 400 W. Church St. 407.440.7000 Sun, November 25, 6pm, prices vary
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42 Eddie Vedder
BOB CARR PERFORMING ARTS CENTRE 401 W. Livingston St. 407.246.4262 Tues, November 27 and Wed, November 28, 7:30pm, $75
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36 Lamb of God, In Flames, HateBreed, Sylosis
CF ARENA
WIZ KHALIFA @ U
48 WJRR Presents The Blizzard of Rock Series featuring Rise Against, Anberlin and The Attack HOUSE OF BLUES 1490 E. Buena Vista Dr. 407.934.BLUE Fri, November 30, 7pm, $37.50 - $39.50
HOUSE OF BLUES 1490 E. Buena Vista Dr. 407.934.BLUE Mon, November 19, 6pm, $36 - $38
37 Men Without Hats / Right the Stars THE SOCIAL 54 N. Orange Ave. 407.246.1419 Tues, November 20, 8pm, $15
38 Solar Bears vs. Kalamazoo AMWAY CENTER 400 W. Church St. 407.440.7000 Tues, November 20, 7pm, prices vary
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39 Silver Linings Playbook
Released Fri, November 21 Pat Solatano has lost everything -- his house, his job, and his wife. He now finds himself living back with his mother and father after spending eight months is a state institution on a plea bargain. Pat is determined to rebuild his life, remain positive and reunite with his wife, despite the challenging circumstances of their separation. All Pat’s parents want is for him to get back on his feet - and to share their family’s obsession with the Philadelphia Eagles football team.
40 RalphFest 2 with The Legendary J.C.’s and more
THE BEACHAM 46 N. Orange Ave. 407.246.1419 Sat, November 24, times and prices TBD Last year, beloved local musician Ralph Ameduri was tragically shot and killed. More than $20,000 was raised for his family at the first annual RalphFest, where those who loved him could honor and remember him. This year, join the music community to celebrate the life of someone who so greatly influenced Orlando culture.
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49 Killing Them Softly
ORLANDO MAGIC 43 David Bazan Band play Pedro The Lion’s “Control” with Stagnant Pools THE SOCIAL 54 N. Orange Ave. 407.246.1419 Wed, November 28, 8pm, $13 - $15
44 Ignition: Booster Tour with Angger Dimas FIRESTONE LIVE 578 N. Orange Ave. Thurs, November 29, 10pm, $15, 18+
45 Of Monsters and Men, Soley, Elle King THE BEACHAM 46 N. Orange Ave. 407.246.1419 Fri, November 30, 6pm, $25 - $40
Released Fri, November 30 When rival crook Johnny Amato (Vincent Curatola) hatches a plan to rob a card game run by mob lackey Markie (Ray Liotta), he picks a low-rent thug named Frankie (Scoot McNairy) to do the job. Frankie picks a less-than-ideal partner (Ben Mendelsohn) to help him, but despite their combined incompetence, they manage to make off with the mob’s money. In retaliation, Markie’s bosses hire Jackie Cogan (Brad Pitt), a mob enforcer, to eradicate those responsible.
50 The Dropa Stone, Jonnie Morgan Band, Tina Nicole Band BACKBOOTH 37 W. Pine St. 407.999.2570 Fri, November 30, 7:30pm, $5
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47 Of Montreal, Levek THE PLAZA LIVE 425 N. Bumby Ave. 407.228.1220 Fri, November 30, 8pm, $18
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NO.14 - Naked Sushi no.15 - Monday lOBSTER NIGHT @ SHIPYARD BREW PUB no.16 - The Willow Tree Café no.17 - ButterBeer @ Wizarding World of Harry Potter no.18 - the weather? no.19 - Halloween Horror Nights NO.20 - Hollywood Rip Ride RockIt @ Universal Studios no.3 - Will’s pubs still being as no.21 - Amway Center great as the old location no.4 - orlando brewing no.5 - $1 movies at colonial 6 on tuesdays no.6 -Fish out of Water TRUCK no.7 -ONE80 rooftop view
NO.2 - TOSH!
NO.8 - The Imperial no.9 - Dickson Azalea Park no.10 - Sangria at Ceviche no.11 - The GeekEasy no.12 - CHILLERS Dollar Drink WednesdayS TRADITION no.13 - The Messy Pig sandwich @ 4 RiverS
no.22 - Beautiful GIRLS no.23 - Whiskey Dick’s no.24 - Taco Tuesday’s @ WALL STREET CANTINA no.25 - Sugarloaf Mountain Road no.26 - Winter Park farmers market no.27 - the dirty Finn @ FINN HENRY’S no.28 - Mochi’s downtown no.29 - The JAGER GIRLS ANYWHERE THAT SERVES JAGER COLD no.30 - Yum Yum Cupcake truck no.31 - CURTIS EARTH... why not no.32 - FREE 98.9 WMMO concerts no.33 - Orlando Power Yoga
NO.40- CADY WAY TRAIL no.41 - Banana’s Diner no.42 - Swan Boats no.43 - Bowl Week at the Citrus Bowl no.44 - Gringo’s Double D’s
no.45 - CROSSFIT
NO.34 - chilling @ Infusion Tea no.35 - The New Nemours children’s hospital no.36 - Orlando Science Center no.37 - The Lake Eola Fountain no.38 - Track Shack no.39 - Texas Toast Melt Burger @ Johnny’s Fillin’ Station
NO.46 - World of Beer no.47 - The pecan pie from the Desert Lady no.48 - Millenia Mall no.49 - Arnold Palmer Invitational NO.50 - Orlando Solar Bears no.51 - Mama Ling Lings Thanksgiving Sandwich @ Pom Poms Teahouse NO.52 - JAGERMEISTER no.53 - Buckets of beer at the plaza movie theatre
no.54 - Zombietoberfest no.55 - the loge upstairs @ the house of blues no.56 - chris kirkpatrick no.57 - Brighthouse stadium NO.58 - redlight redlight no.59 - ‘lil indies
no.60 - HOOCH no.61 - pita pit at 2am no.62 - Fleet peeples dog park no.63 - SIN Sunday’s @ HOB no.64 - UCFree music wednesdays
no.65 - BIG BABY
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NO.66 - solar bears no.67 - redlight redlight in audubon park location no.68 - occupy orlando no.69 - breast party ever at Jake & Micky’s no.70 - scott maxwell
no.77 - fairvilla megastore no.78 - the lennon room @ Hard rock live no.79 - orlando skate park no.80 - urban rethink no.81 - buffalo wild wings new patio on university NO.82 - enzian ‘theme nights’ no.83 - orlando pub crawls no.84 - orange avenue jam no.85 - Fried cactus burger @ the new Pioneer’s western kitchen ucf
NO.71 - SEITO SUSHI @ BALDWIN no.72 - MAtt @ mystik still chillin no.73 - drunken monkey no.74 - beebs & her moneymakers no.75 - cocktails & cosmos @ Orlando science center no.76 - UCF POOL PARTIES
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NO.92 - ignition @ firestone no.93 - service industry night @ house of blues no.94 - GIBSON SHOWROOM & the Michael waggoneer no.95 - star wars weekend at orlando convention center no.96 - & Surf expo weekend no.97 - shots, shots, shots NO.98 - Imax @ pointe orlando no.99 - epcot ‘around the world’ never gets old no.100 -the walking dead (ok not really orlando)
November 11th - Jimmy Joslin & Shal November 18th - Richie Rich & Justin November 25th - Magic Mike & Justin
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IC G A M E G N STRA ’S GUIDE to r NSY BUR m a strange o r f s t e k ic t g takin
The other night, as I settled into the butt groove I have so delightfully created over the last several seasons as an Orlando Magic season ticket holder, I came to a harsh realization. As I stared out on to the court at the Amway Center, I asked myself, “Hey handsome, who are these strange new people wearing Orlando uniforms?” And then it struck me, as if waking from a coma brought on by months of overdone sports news rhetoric – we have entered the era of beyond he who shall never again be named. Thus, we introduce ourselves to the new names and faces who came over in the blockbuster trade that sent He Who Shall Be Known Only As Assface Buttmunch (Dwight Howard, in case you’re having trouble following along) to the L.A. Lakers, and what better time to do so than with our Pulitzer- and Peabody-winning 101 Things to be Thankful for? Correct, there is no better time. Well, there is, but it involves me, a hot tub, Luther Vandross’ greatest hits, a case of Dom and the entire Magic Dancer squad, but according to an email from the Magic’s media relations: “Stop it. Never. Seriously. Stop asking.” So you’ll have to settle for these 10 Magic players and personnel to be thankful for.
Rob Hennigan – He’s just 31 years of age, which makes him younger than me, and I’m not
resentful about that all. Sure, I’ve been a season ticket holder for longer than he’s been a General Manager, and I’ve been a fan of the team for more years than he’s been out of college. And while very few people on this planet know more about what it takes to build a championship NBA team than I do, I guess I’m willing to put my faith in Ol’ Robby Boy, because I already like what he’s done in the wake of Assface Buttmunch. But that only stands if he agrees to be my best friend. I’ll assume he has already said yes.
Jacque Vaughn – Another nOOb, as the cool Internet kids say, Vaughn turned a lot of heads when he was hired as the Magic’s replacement for my former best friend, Stan Van Gundy. People were all like, “Whaaaaaaaa?” And Robby and the ‘Gic were all like, “Damn straight.” From everything I’ve read about Vaughn, he was born to coach a pro team, so I’ll trust him. But I’m keeping my eye on him. Not because he’s new, but because his name is French. No surrender. Arron Afflalo – So what about the new guys who are actually playing for us? The first guy you
need to know is Arron Afflalo, because his name is very difficult for me to pronounce sometimes, and I end up saying things like Alfalfa and Affalaffalo and Smith, because I get tired of trying. But he also might be the first great SG that this team has had in years. You know, the kind that we needed when Assface Buttmunch was here.
Andrew Nicholson – I’d say that Afflalo has the most potential of the new players the Magic
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acquired, but Andy Nicholson is definitely the guy that I’m most excited about, when it comes to watching him grow into an NBA quality player. For the people who were pissed about trading off Ryan Anderson, I like to think that Nicholson is the cheaper replacement with a higher ceiling. (I still miss you, Ryno.)
Moe Harkless – Harkless is regarded as a raw, young talent with a ton of potential, so when people were crying that the Magic didn’t get any good draft picks, this kid was sort of like an extra draft pick, because he’s still a work in progress. A lot of analysts expect him to be awesome, which is good because Otis Smith collected young talent like Assface Buttmunch kept promises.
Nikola Vucevic – Now that Assface Buttmunch is gone, Nikola figures to be part of a young,
rotating group of big men. But none of that matters, because I’m excited about yelling “NIIIIIIIIIIKOLAAAAA!” like those old Ricola commercials.
Kyle O’Quinn – If you’re a big college basketball fan like I am, you’re probably already familiar with O’Quinn, as his Norfolk State team became quite the Cinderella story last year. He’s a passionate big man who could be a quality big man in the NBA. Analysts called him a steal, and I hope they’re right because I can’t take any more letdowns.
Glen Davis – We all know Big Baby already, but now that he’s the veteran leadership of this team, I thought we could pretend like this is his first season. You know, start over and forget last season’s sloppy long jumpers and sliding on the court. Please, God. Let me forget.
DeQuan Jones – He’s the feel-good story for this team. He’s the kid who busted his ass to make the opening day roster and he’s the reason that the Magic were willing to eat $4.5 million to send Quentin Richardson packing. DeQuan is a hero just for that. Magic Dancer Nicole – Hey Nicole, what’s up? Section 110, stop by and say hi sometime.
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BREWSCHOOL...
THE T-DAY STUFFING!
Looking to fill up on the good stuff on TDay, what brews would you suggest that could be a meal unto themselves? Dopplebocks are historically called ‘liquid bread’. This is because monks fasted during the Lenten season and only drank these malty, higher alcohol beers. They were required to fast for different bouts at a time, the longest being Lent, so they would make plenty of this liquid rather than bread. At more than 7% ABV, no wonder it was called liquid bread! What about some flavorful brews that would go alongside a total pigout session? For your traditional turkey, I would suggest an amber ale like an Oktoberfest, a brown ale like Brooklyn Brown, or a strong golden ale like Chimay White. And for dessert, pumpkin pie, I’d suggest a spiced ale like Samuel Adams Imperial White, or a winter warmer like Anderson Valley Winter Solstice.
KEEPING YOU HIP TO THE hops
Thanksgiving Pigging out on the Hops with Ericka of
World of Beer UCF After a night of craziness with the family and friends, what’s a nice hair of the dog brew for the TDay hangover? Three beers that I would recommend for the day after a hangover are Reigl Shandy, Leinenkrugel Summer Shandy, and the Curious Traveler House of Shandy. These are all Shandy or shandygaff beers. They are lower in alcohol and they are beers that are mixed with citrus-flavored soda, carbonated lemonade, ginger beer, ginger ale, or cider; making them very easy and enjoyable to drink the day after.
Everyone likes their Turkey shots, what’s a good ‘shooter’ brew? For those that want something lighter and sweet, I’d suggest a Dirty Hoe. This is a mixture of Hoegaarden, a white wheat, and St. Louis Framboise, a raspberry lambic. For people that want something higher octane, I’d say a 12/90. This is St. Bernardus ABT 12, a Belgian Quad, and Dogfish Head 90 Minute, a double IPA. Lastly, if you want to go the traditional route, get an Irish Car Bomb. Since we don’t have liquor, we substitute the Bailey’s and Jameson with Whipped ChocoVino with Guinness. All great shots!
aXis thoughts #9: “It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” (George Burns)
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OK, so we know you are going to pig out this Thanksgiving, and you deserve it... no really! So if you are going to shovel it down, then you might as well wash it down with something tasty, yet light. Pinnacle vodka may not be known for being low cal, but properly mixed it can be less risky than most cocktails. check out the ‘creamsicle!’ There’s probably a similar Creamsicle recipe on the Pinnacle Vodka website, but here’s how I make mine: pour approximately 1-2 shots of Pinnacle Whipped vodka over ice and then fill the glass with seltzer and a splash of orange juice.
aXis: Why do you say to avoid chemicals and artificial foods, but you yourself use Splenda? Jamie: Splenda, unfortunately, is one of the only options out there that doesn’t add carbs. Truthfully, we watch every single thing that we put in our mouth and I just can’t eat all the natural sweeteners when I’m trying to get lean. A packet of Truvia or xylitol, which is what I typically use when I’m not trying to lean out, is three carbs for one little packet. So you put that in a recipe in cup sizes and you’re adding a considerable amount of carbs to something that’s already got a high amount of carbs.
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aXis: Anyone who says to avoid eating certain kinds of fruit always raise some questions? Jamie: Fruit’s amazing for you but it’ll spike your blood sugar even though its fructose and natural sugar. If your goal is just to be the same shape you were before and just a smaller version of yourself, by all means eat fruit – it’s a great low calorie snack. But if your goal is to actually become lean and toned, you cannot eat fruit all day long, so you want to choose fruits that are a little bit lower glycemic so that they don’t spike your blood sugar.
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ADVICE FROM Andres D’Antoni 3rd year Medical Student
ASK DR. D'
Q: Is it just me, or does anyone else feel sleepy after Thanksgiving meal? Right when I ease into that lazyboy to watch the big game I’ve caught myself nodding off? I’ve heard people say it’s the Turkey, is that true? A: Actually, there is some truth to that. Turkey contains Tryptophan, an Essential Amino Acid that we obtain as part of our diet. One of Tryptophan’s functions is as a precursor to Serotonin, a neurotransmitter that helps regulate sleep. Tryptophan is also found in many other foods we eat like chicken, tuna, salmon, & soy beans to name a few. But here’s the kicker, its effects are usually enhanced when combined with a carbohydrate rich meal ie. Thanksgiving. The other factor that can’t be overlooked, is that we usually end up stuffing our faces; this slows our digestion and redirects the blood flow away from other organ systems to our gut; leaving us kicked back in the recliner. So in this case it is a quality and quantity issue, because the food is so good and we usually go for seconds and maybe thirds for the big boys. Happy Thanksgiving!
aXis: After reading about your diet, some people argue that how you’re eating is not healthy? Jamie: It’s valid. When they challenge me, it actually gives me an opportunity to explain that what we’re doing is to an excessive or extreme level because we’re trying to achieve a specific look. There’s a difference between eating to be healthy and eating to be lean.
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aXis: Why can’t you just eat what you want and then workout to burn off the extra calories? Jamie: One of the biggest myths I hate because I hear it all the time and I cringe every time is – all it is is calories in versus calories out – there could be nothing further from the truth. If that were the case, I could eat two pieces of cheesecake for my food for the day and because I exercise and stay under my calorie requirements, suddenly I’m in shape. That’s not the case at all. Macronutrients – the proteins, the carbs, the healthy fats – those things matter. The type of food you’re eating matters. There are certain things that you need and when we eat all this junk, it’s like putting bad gas in a car – it’s going to run, but over time you’re just breaking down your body. You’re wearing it out.
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One lucky person will win the tab this month! It’s very simple to enter and win. Take a picture holding up this month’s issue of aXis Magazine. Then post it on the Chillers, Big Belly Brewery and Latitudes Facebook page. We will pick the winner on November 1st so the more creative the picture the better chance of winning. The winner of this $1,000 (ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR) value certificate must be 21 years of age or older. All guests of Chillers must be 21 and up at all times, no exceptions. Certificate is nontransferrable and has no cash value. GRATUITY IS NOT INCLUDED. Cash or other credits will not be given for any unused portion of the certificate. The Certificate cannot be combined with other offers, discounts or specials. The certificate is valid for drinks and food only. The certificate can be used over a TWELVE (12) month period starting on the date it is received. The valid certificate will be distributed to the winner through Chillers management. Reproductions, copies or any manipulations of the certificate will render it null and void. Chillers, Big Belly and Latitudes (Church Street Entertainment) remind the winner and all of our guests to NEVER DRINK & DRIVE. Our staff is always happy to call a taxi or arrange safe transportation. Friends do not let friends drink and drive.
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SCENE @ THE ORANGE AVENUE JAM @ WALL ST/BEACHAM/BACKBOOTH The 3rd Annual Orange Avenue Jam featured the biggest and most eclectic line up yet featuring The Flobots, Candlebox, 10 Years,The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Beats Antique and more!
SCENE @ PLAZAWEEN @ WALL ST PLAZA w/ JAGERMEISTER! JAGER took over downtown for three days leading up to Halloween, with special guests Reel Big Fish on Sunday Funday night! Check out more pix at aXismag.com this month!
aXis thoughts #11: “Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol.”
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LAKE MARY HEATHROW Seminole County’s Most Prestigious Event
NOV 3 & 4, 2012 At beautiful Oval Park in Heathrow
26th Anniversary Festival Of The Arts
Saturday, November 3, 2012 9:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m. Sunday, November 4, 2012 10:00 a.m. – 4:00 p.m.
Lake Mary’s Oval Park For more information go to: www.lakemaryheathrowarts.com
SCENE @ THE HEINEKEN EXPERIENCE with MATT & KIM @ THE BEACHAM T @ T BEACHAM he balcony
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MATT & KIM, as 150 of Heineken’s special guests caught a killer show from the vip section, then got to hang with the band post show. Stay tuned for more Heineken Experiences!