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Palin to join Tea Party tax day rally at Capitol Tea Party officials say celebrity’s presence will energize conservative movement in Wisconsin Katherine Krueger Campus Editor After dust from weeks of protests against the governor’s collective bargaining bill has started to settle, a figurehead of the Tea Party movement is coming to Madison to boost support for the conservative cause.

Matt Seaholm, the Wisconsin state director of Americans for Prosperity, said former vicepresidential candidate Sarah Palin will make an appearance at the annual Tax Day Rally and would celebrate recent conservative victories in the state.

He said Palin expressed interest in showing support for the movement in Wisconsin, a state that has emerged at the heart of many key Republican battles.

“The entire country has had an eye on Wisconsin during the last couple battles to balance the budget and have been of interest to prominent conservatives,” Seaholm said. “It’s also a chance to reeducate ourselves to so much of the public policies that also aren’t enacted yet.”

While the event garnered about 5,000 participants last year, he said the event was likely to draw even more people, with attendees converging on Madison from other states.

Meg Ellefson, a mother from Wausau, Wisc., helped recruit Palin for the event by sending the governor a description of her group of Tea Party “mama grizzlies” working to plan the rally.

While Ellefson said she considered the bid to bring Palin to Madison ambitious, she anticipates an inspiring atmosphere at the rally to keep supporters motivated.

“This is a movement that’s not going to go away, and people need to be in it for the long haul,” Ellefson said. “We’ve got to be resolute that we’re going to see prosperity again at some point.”

She added the message of the event will be about celebration and a call to remain engaged and involved, particularly in the midst of many important pieces of legislation up for debate.

Teaching Assistants’ Association Co-President Kevin Gibbons said supporters of collective bargaining rights for public employees will show up at the rally to continue to communicate discontent with legislators “who haven’t been

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New Union South grand opening today Carolyn Briggs News Editor

OPENING WEEKEND

EVENTS NOON Doors open Union South

2 P.M. Game of Chance Varsity Hall

3 P.M. Formal Dedication Ceremony The Sett: 1st Floor

7 P.M. Comedian Jasper Redd The Sett

7 P.M. Film: The Social Network The Marquee

7 P.M. Fun in the Sett The Sett: lower level

8 P.M. Concert: of Montreal Varsity Hall

9:30 P.M. Film: 127 Hours The Marquee

MIDNIGHT TRON The Marquee

After embattled referendum process, years of design, construction, new campus staple finally ready for student use

It’s here. Today the 21st century incarnation of Union South opens its doors and invites students, faculty and alumni to check out all it has to offer.

The building comes after a long embattled referendum process and a lengthy design period. Union President Patrick Callan said the new building, 70,000 square feet larger than the original, would bring the union into a new era.

“It was a time for a larger union or... a brand new union,” he said.

While the new union houses 17 meeting rooms, a two-story hotel and a 900-person capacity banquet hall, it is the entertainment areas that will interest students most. And those areas are vast.

The entrance ushers guests in to a hall of tables and chairs connected to four fully functioning restaurants including an ice cream stand, a pizza place, a sandwich shop and a pan-Asian restaurant that will not open until next fall.

Also in the area is a convenience store selling candy, snack and grab-and-go sandwiches as well as UW spirit gear. Students can also stop by the coffee shop and wine bar, where the roughly 30 wine offerings will be chosen from organic and Wisconsin wines by a trained student.

The three-story entertainment area, named the Sett after the scientific name for a badger’s den, houses pool tables, a two-story rock wall, eight bowling lanes, an area to buy beer, a concert stage and ample seating including custom designed booths.

The concert hall will be able to accommodate 800 people. Callan called the area a ‘proper’ place for live music on campus.

“The terrace is iconic but is not the greatest location for live music,” he said.

Doors from the Sett lead outside to a terrace where students can lounge, and yes, the brightly colored union tables and sun chairs have made their way to the south campus spot.

The second story houses the Marquee, a 350seat movie theater. Opening weekend will heavily

feature Oscar nominated movies including Black Swan, The Social Network, Toy Story 3 and The Fighter. Callan assured the red seats are stain resistant and encouraged students to bring food, soda and even beer into the theater.

Callan said the design process included “anyone (on campus) who has a voice.” Broad interest surveys sent out to the entire campus as well as union members yielded some 32,000 responses weighing on on the design aspects of the new building.

One of the biggest aspects of the design process was an attempt to remain ‘green’ in

On-street carry-ins to be allowed at Mifflin party

Walker claims budget good for economy before U.S. congress

For first time since 1990, police will not ask attendees with beer in street to move off public property; glass bottles still not permissible Plans for the Mifflin Street Block Party have been significantly scaled back following an announcement from the Madison Police Department that its officers would not enforce attendees only being allowed to drink alcoholic beverages bought at the event.

The event’s sponsors, Scott Lesie and Matt Gerding of Majestic Live, met with members of the event’s co-sponsors from Capitol Neighborhoods, Inc. to put forward the modified plans for the April 30 event.

CNI member Scott Kolar said the ideal plan was originally to have private

security enforce students’ voluntary compliance of a rule that would only allow partygoers to consume beer bought from the event on public property. Upon presenting the plans to MPD, Majestic was told MPD would not enforce the rule and did not want private security brought in.

With the likely drop in revenue brought in from beer sales given the lack of enforcement, Kolar said Majestic had no choice but to scale back the event.

“For us to be involved in the event is obviously a significant time sponge, and we’ve been working diligently on it, but it’s not

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alcoholic beverages in the street. Kolar said the decision would save the city time and money in resources because MPD officers would not have to

The governor spent more than three hours Thursday fielding questions from members of the federal House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform on the actions he took during his first months in office to deal with the state’s budget troubles.

Gov. Scott Walker, along with Gov. Peter Shumlin, D-Vermont, were invited to speak before the committee, which serves as the House’s main investigative council, during a hearing titled “State and Municipal Debt: Tough Choices Ahead.” A common theme of the hearing centered around whether the

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Event sponsors Scott Lesie and Matt Gerding of Majestic Live say the money lost from beer sales means they will have to eliminate a stage. a cheap event to produce, so there needs to be some kind of financial incentive,” Gerding said. “To tackle that burden, the idea was that we would sell beer.”

This will be the first time since the 1990s that partiers will be allowed to consume

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Assembly looks at bill to create ‘rainy day fund’ for Wisconsin While legislation enjoys bipartisan support, Dems look to add amendments Andrew Averill State Editor The Wisconsin Assembly took up a host of items on the chamber floor Thursday, including a constitutional amendment to create a rainy-day fund.

During freshman Rep. Travis Tranel’s, R-Cuba City, maiden address to the Assembly, he introduced a resolution to amend Wisconsin’s constitution in order to create a fiscal responsibility fund in the treasury. The Legislature would be required to deposit into the fund any amount of money from state tax collections in excess of 6.5 percent.

Money could be taken out of the fund with a two-thirds vote in the Legislature. If the governor says the national gross domestic product is estimated to decrease in the current or succeeding year, the Legislature can tap into the fund with a majority vote.

Tranel said the

amendment was common sense.

“It basically recognizes that leaders in both parties have made mistakes, both Republicans and Democrats,” Tranel said to his colleagues on the chamber floor. “It’s very hard for us to be disciplined. When times are good, we want to spend all the money that comes into the state.’”

He added legislators had to be honest with themselves and understand times are not always going to be good.

As a farmer in southwest Wisconsin, Tranel said bean and corn prices are going through the roof, but he recognized those prices would drop and he would have to save some of that money, and in the same vein the state should save its extra revenue as well.

Had the program been enacted 25 years ago, Tranel said a Legislative Fiscal Bureau analysis of his amendment showed taxes would have been reduced by $8.6 billion and spending reduced by $9.7 billion.

Although in favor of the idea, Democrats

introduced a number of amendments to the resolution they said would ensure the passage of the constitutional amendment in the next session.

Rep. Tony Staskunas, D-West Allis, offered all six of the amendments to the Assembly. He said he was concerned there was already a rainyday fund created by Wisconsin statute and that the constitutional amendment was being sent through the Legislature in “grease lightning speed.”

Staskunas said he wanted to get the proposal right, mentioning first how he did not understand why a supermajority would be required to take money out of the proposed fund.

“I’m not sure why a constitutional amendment would allow the minority to thwart the majority in regard to the state’s fiscal uncertainty,” Staskunas said.

Other concerns addressed in amendments offered

by Staskunas included putting money into the fund even during years when aid is

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Freshman Rep. Travis Tranel, R-Cuba City, suggests the rainy day fund in his maiden address to the Wisconsin State Assembly. cut to counties and municipalities and K-12 education. The tax return contained within the constitutional proposal would only go to property owners, Staskunas said, and ignore people renting their home.

The proposal has been floated in the Legislature before, Assembly Majority Speaker Jeff Fitzgerald,

R-Horicon, said, and it received statewide approval through newspaper editorial board endorsements.

“It’s human nature to spend when it’s good,” Fitzgerald said, adding later the constitutional amendment would control spending and stop the two year cycle of budget fighting.

ASM officials likely to wait on rules to choose student trustee Given high uncertainty of how public authority model will look, legislation at this point unwise Katherine Krueger Campus Editor University of Wisconsin student government officers said in a public forum representatives are not likely to support new legislation to determine a selection process for appointing a student to the new governing board before the end of the school year.

Members of the UW student government said at a public forum Thursday they will not take up new legislation for the selection of the representative on the new public authority governing board because the composition of the council will likely change in the next session.

Associated Students of Madison Vice Chair Adam Johnson said Student Malory Goldin The Badger Herald Council members are still ASM Vice Chair Adam Johnson tells the forum attendees student government weighing possible ways officials are still weighing the best way to select the Board of Trustees student. to select a representative

for the proposed Board of Trustees but are unlikely to introduce new legislation before the end of the current session. He said members have conferred with representatives from UW’s peer Big Ten universities that are autonomous institutions similar to the proposed public authority model for UW. Of these other campuses, Johnson said about half hold campus-wide elections of their top seats on the university’s governing bodies, a method in which the cons typically outweigh the pros. To clinch the position of student body president, he said a student at the University of Nebraska spent nearly $10,000 in personal funds campaigning. The university matched this contribution, bringing the total expenditures for a coveted seat to $20,000.

“Many students can’t afford to campaign like that, which is the point which resonates with

ASM the most,” Johnson said. “We also need to consider whether we want student funds to be used in elections.”

Melissa Hanley, a Student Council representative, said members have also considered placing a cap on funds used in elections, but questions have been raised about possible difficulties in enforcing such standards.

She said regardless of the mode of selection the council decides on, the role of students in appointing the student representative on the board is currently guaranteed.

Erika Wolf, a United Council staff member in attendance, cautioned against pursuing articulated policies because the proposal of public authority status for UW may not be passed in its current form.

“Students have a tendency to take recommendations as is, instead of thinking critically of whether this is good for us as students,” she said.

Student leaders propose ‘shadow SSFC’ for remaining GSSF hearings Officials say budgets for CFACT, WISPIRG should be decided by same group of representatives Melissa Hanson Senior News Reporter The student government considered the Collegians for a Constructive Tomorrow’s funding eligibility for the second time this year and contemplated extending a committee’s session to handle several pending eligibility decisions.

The Student Services Finance Committee held a second General Student Services Fund eligibility hearing for CFACT during a meeting on Thursday.

In September 2010, CFACT was denied GSSF funding eligibility due to an Associated Students of Madison equipment policy violation the group made in 2009 that spilled over into 2010.

CFACT failed to return equipment it had rented from ASM by its due date.

CFACT President Joshua Smith addressed the issues surrounding the group’s latent process of returning the equipment. Smith said CFACT had every intention of returning the equipment, but confusion arose over which equipment was owned by ASM and which was owned by CFACT and made it hard to return every item in a timely manner.

“We did have correspondence with ASM and were actively working to return the items,” Smith said. “Once we knew what we had to return, we did it in a very short period of time.”

SSFC Chair Matt Manes said the explanation CFACT presented — that the violation was simply a misunderstanding — is a misrepresentation of what actually happened.

CFACT is not the only student organization with its GSSF eligibility still pending. The Wisconsin Student Public Interest

Research Group is also awaiting a final decision on its funding eligibility.

During the meeting, Manes introduced the idea of extending the committee’s session beyond its terminable date to allow the committee more time to handle the decisions.

Manes said the committee would essentially be a “shadow SSFC” and would work in concordance with the new session’s SSFC only on the cases involving WISPIRG and CFACT until a final decision had been reached in both.

SSFC Representative Sarah Neibart said she agreed with the proposal.

Considering all other organizations were evaluated by the standing committee for GSSF eligibility for the fiscal year of 2011-12, Neibart said, extending the session is the only way to maintain viewpoint neutrality.

Manes said the suggestion to extend

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CFACT President Joshua Smith says claims CFACT stole equipment are untrue. the session came out of conversations with the University of Wisconsin Office of Administrative

Legal Services.

“We’re in an unprecedented situation,” Manes said.

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Dane County Board votes in Peters as new interim clerk Board members say situation in Waukesha County makes filling position well important Pam Selman City Editor

The Dane County Board voted in a new interim Dane County Clerk Thursday evening, arguing the current political climate throughout the state calls for an experienced and knowledgeable candidate to fill the seat that has been vacant since February.

Acting County Clerk

Karen Peters, who has worked as a clerk throughout Wisconsin since 1988, was appointed to take the position based on her experience and performance throughout the county’s past two elections, Sup. Scott McDonell, District 1, said.

“Having Karen serving out the final two years will give some stability to the office going into a major presidential election,” McDonell said. “There won’t be a lot of turnover before that, and there

won’t be an adequate chance to train the deputy clerk.”

McDonell also said because Peters will not seek election in November 2012, appointing her to finish out the current term — which she began after County Clerk Bob Ohlsen retired in February — would allow for an open election with a true race in 2014.

Earlier this month, the Waukesha County Clerk came under fire for serious mishaps surrounding

the Supreme Court race.

McDonell said this incident served as an example of how important the county clerk position is.

“We take for granted in this state that our elections are clean and the process is competent,” he said.

“We need to realize it takes work and effort — we have learned why it is important to have a good county clerk.”

Peters said she was the better candidate for the position over her competitor Sup. Kyle

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Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin greets supporters in Cedarburg 12 hours after being nominated in 2008. She will speak at the Capitol tomorrow as a part of a rally organized by the Tea Party.

PALIN, from 1 listening.”

He said the event provides an optimal opportunity for people to

demonstrate support for the issues union supporters have advocated for weeks.

“I don’t think Sarah Palin poses a threat to the momentum of the

movement advocating for public services,” Gibbons said. “People will be watching, so it will give people a venue to continue to air their concerns.”

steps each governor took to ease their states’ economic issues were made out of choice or out of necessity.

Walker ’s said his predecessors were able to choose how to deal with the budget, but it is because of their choices Wisconsin is facing a $3.6 billion deficit in the next biennium.

“Our reforms allow us to take a new and better approach. Instead of avoiding the hard decisions and searching for short-term solutions, we make a commitment to the future,” Walker said. “The choices we are making now in Wisconsin will make sure our children are not left picking up the pieces of the broken state budget others left behind.”

Those hard decisions have been addressed in two budget bills Walker introduced already this year — the budget repair bill and the proposed 2011-2013 biennium budget, both beacons of controversy.

The repair bill, currently stalled in the court system, would limit collective bargaining

UNION SOUTH, from 1 the construction. In fact, Callan said 88 percent of materials from the old structure were used in the construction of the new structure. The union will also make use of recycling stations and green cleaning products.

The story of the much embattled project has become something of a campus legend. While few students on campus today remember the multiple referendum process that brought the building to the University of Wisconsin campus, most have heard stories.

The first referendum, which proposed the remodeling of the existing structure, came

MIFFLIN, from 1 worry about constantly citing students who often fail to comply with the rule on party day.

Ald. Mike Verveer, District 4, said MPD would still enforce the no glass containers ordinance. He also said he hopes students and others attending the event would realize the profits made from beer vending would not only help offset the costs of the event, but would also benefit the community through future projects such as park improvements.

The primary effect of the scale backs will be a drop from an original two stages to one smaller

Richmond, District 27 because of her previous experience as acting county clerk.

She said though she agreed with many of Richmond’s ideas for the position, the Dane County Board needed to appoint someone who had a lengthy background in elections in order to ensure accuracy.

“My key issue was the experience — knowing we’re going into all we are right now with recalls, recounts and special

elections and redistricting, those things are happening daily, and there isn’t a time period for someone to come in and get trained on that,” Peters said.

Richmond said he would run for the position in 2012 if he can get public support because he still believes there are reforms to be made in the office.

He said he would focus on public transparency for statements of financial interest and posting financing information online.

rights for public employees and require those employees to contribute more to their pension and health care plans. The new budget bill includes a number of cuts, including $834 million from public k-12 schools, $100 million in aid from counties and municipalities and $64 million of state support for local recycling programs.

Walker called his methods “truly progressive” and insisted they would protect middle class jobs and taxpayers. He said his reforms helped to create the lowest structural deficit in recent history, amounting to a $2 billion reduction.

Committee Democrats were tough on Walker, with Rep. Dennis Kucinich, D-Ohio, puzzled as to how limiting the bargaining rights of public employees would save Wisconsin any money.

The two talked over each other until Walker answered.

“How much money does it save governor, answer the questi—” Kucinich said.

“That particular

part does not save any money,” Walker responded.

Throughout the process of passing the bill curtailing bargaining rights, Walker said that putting a stop to union negotiations on working conditions and wages would save Wisconsin money. University of Wisconsin political science professor Barry Burden said Walker ’s interaction with Kucinich at the hearing was pretty bruising to the governor.

“Representative Kucinich got him to admit on the record that the limits on collective bargaining do not help the budget situation at all,” Burden said. “That was quite remarkable.”

Still, Burden said, Walker would come out of the hearing as a prominent figure in the national Republican scene. The reason Walker received an invitation to address the House committee is because he is something of a darling in Republican circles, Burden said, and committee chair Rep. Darrell Issa, R-California, wanted to showcase Walker ’s actions to take on the Wisconsin budget.

in 2005, Callan said. The referendum failed, but Callan said only 200 out of 4,000 votes decided the election.

The next year a proposed referendum to build an entirely new union appeared on students’ ballots. While the referendum failed, technical errors resulted in the loss of votes, and the Student Judiciary ruled the referendum would again go before students with paper ballots in spring of 2006.

The vote passed with 1,691 votes in favor and 915 votes against. The real controversy came when voter turnout was announced to be less that 7 percent. Some students argued that raising

segregated fees with such a low turnout was unfair, and the referendum should be held again.

Ultimately the results of the election were upheld, and ground for the new building was broken in 2009.

Callan said while he’s thrilled to see the new building there, he’s not sure if the referendum would pass today. The referendum occurred in a different time, Callan said, when less people were worried about how they were going to afford the expense of higher education.

“If the referendum were to take place this year it probably wouldn’t pass, and we wouldn’t push it either,” he said.

stage, Lesie said. He said further input from the Madison Police and Fire Departments also contributed to the decision.

“It’s definitely been scaled down, but it’s probably a bit more realistic in the short time frame we had to work with,” Lesie said.

Gerding said Majestic was still hoping to add something to the event that students would find exciting, which was the group’s initial intention through making the event more music-oriented and asking the city to lift the ordinance preventing alcoholic consumption in the streets.

He said if the event is successful this year,

attendees could expect to see exciting changes in the coming years.

“Our long term vision with this is to have bigger stages and potentially headline acts down the road, but this year we need to have a plan work through all the roadblocks.”

Gerding said.

“We’re really hoping that for 2012, we can push for everything we want to see Mifflin become.”

Although there will only be one stage, which will take away from the sponsor ’s original intentions to make the event a “miniLollapalooza,” Gerding said there would be three DJs and four bands that will alternate performing.

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Deer hunting rules allow for more kills

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Hunters, DNR spokespeople say new 2011 recommendations relax herd management rules, create more opportunities to shoot bucks Alissa Siegenthaler News Reporter

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The University of Wisconsin Greek community held opening night for their annual Humorology event. The collection of skits and musical numbers are written, directed and performed by teams of fraternities and sororities, and a winner will be announced Saturday after the closing performance. Proceeds from ticket sales go to Camp Heartland, a charity that supports those affected by childhood HIV/AIDS.

Robot makes debut at Engineering Expo Creators of bot call it ‘a WALL-E’ in looks, but is also personable; Robot, named ‘Singularity’ to compete in Michigan in June Matt Huppert

Campus Reporter Students, members of the community and James Cameron fans were on hand to witness the debut of a new robot designed by University of Wisconsin students at the biannual Engineering Expo.

The robot, dubbed “Singularity” by the engineers, will be on public display during the School of Engineering’s Engineering Expo, an event running from Thursday to Saturday highlighting the projects of engineering students, according to a UW statement.

Expo Coordinator David Engeldiner said in a statement expo exhibits will showcase research being conducted by students in the college and will provide an interactive experience for attendees.

He also said the expo provides a unique experience for students

interested in engineering fields to talk to students about programming and real world applications.

Elise Gale, spokesperson for the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers Robot Team that built the robot, said Singularity went into development nearly two years ago and is set to compete in the Intelligent Ground Vehicle Competition in Rochester, Mich., in June.

Gale said while the robot may not look particularly “human friendly,” the creation has proven extremely personable.

“It’s definitely more of a WALL-E,” Gale said. “It doesn’t look all that cute on the outside, but once you see it moving for the first time all by itself, even the boys squeal a little.”

The competition will test the robot’s mobility on a 600-foot long obstacle course, the functionality of the robot’s GPS system

and how well the robot communicates with other computers. She said judges will also evaluate the conceptual design of the robot.

Gale said the project did not come without its fair share of difficulties and cited a recent repair to a broken piece in the motor system as one such instance.

“Sometimes it gets a little haywire and tries to run people over,” Gale said. “It weighs about 250 lbs, so if it did run you over it’d be like J.J. Watt running into you at full speed. It wouldn’t be fun.”

The IEEE Robot Team ran into success at the 2009 IGVC, when its first robot achieved a first place in the design competition, the group’s best finish since the team was founded in 2002.

The group competes at the national competition against both undergraduate and graduate programs, which Gale said requires

commitment from all team members to build a robot that will compete on the same level as those developed by engineering doctoral candidates.

Gale said while they do not usually have fans at the competition, their large group creates enough support for their mechanical teammate.

“We don’t usually bring groupies,” Gale said. “The robot will be going down the course and we know it can’t hear us, but we’ll still be yelling at it anyway, like ‘Oh no! Go Left! Go Left!’ so we’re definitely a good cheering squad.”

The statement said the Expo is run by UW undergraduate students and is open for admission to the public.

The expo will be held in the engineering building from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Thursday and Friday and from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday. Tickets are $4 for K-12 students and $6 for adults.

The Department of Natural Resources proposed new recommendations for the 2011 deer hunting season to allow hunters to shoot more deer.

The changes include removing the EarnA-Buck program that requires hunters to shoot a doe or fawn before shooting a buck and limit or eliminate the early antlerless hunt in October where deer populations in Deer Management Units are below their goals.

Wisconsin hunters have been unhappy with the DNR’s deer herd management in the past. Nick Gunkel, from Belleville, Wisc. south of Madison, has been hunting since he was 12 and has seen the herd wane from DNR regulations.

“In the past few years, I have noticed a large decrease in deer population and haven’t had successful hunting seasons,” Gunkel said.

“This has been really discouraging, so I’m excited to see the DNR relax the rules.”

Gunkel described one of his hunting experiences under the current rules.

While walking through a river bottom, a 14-point buck jumped up ten yards away from him, Gunkel said.

He could have easily shot it but was unable to

fire since he had not shot an antlerless deer yet that season. Gunkel said he was crushed.

The DNR said they hoped the new proposed regulations would increase the number of hunters who go out into the field each year.

“With these additional gestures, we hope to show the hunters that we are listening to their concerns and want them engaged,” DNR Land Administrator Kurt Thiede said.

“Wisconsin is a wonderful place for deer hunting.”

The October antlerless deer harvest helped to lower deer population because it focused on harvesting female deer, but some locations have seen a dramatic decrease in deer population due to the early hunt, Thiede said, which is why the DNR intends to end the program.

Another problem facing herd size in Wisconsin is Chronic Wasting Disease, a fatal nervous system disease similar to Mad Cow Disease. Thiede said CWD would be managed by eliminating the EarnA-Buck program.

Since Earn-a-Buck requires hunters to shoot doe and fawn first, that population has dropped and made it harder in recent years for hunters to be able to shoot bucks.

However, CWD has a higher prevalence in bucks, so the program is self-defeating, Thiede said.

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Herald Editorial How it all went South As the deluge of emails and chalk campaigns have surely informed you, that mythical edifice known as Union South will finally open to the public today.

Plush new chairs to lounge in, a Sun Garden to enjoy for two months of the year and a freaking rock climbing wall, all within a brisk 20-minute walk from the heart of campus.

And engineers up and down Regent Street rejoice.

But before we give way to the abundance of propagandic celebration over this eco-friendly agora and go grab a pitcher for ourselves, this board thought it appropriate to remind the upperclassmen just how we got here, and perhaps inform the younger students for the first time.

In the spring semester of 2006, the Student Union Initiative to rebuild Union South was voted down by this student body — twice. That’s right, with a strong 22.4 percent of students turning out to vote in the spring that year, the majority of students voted against a significant raise in their segregated fees.

Unwilling to take no for an answer however — or follow any of the base rules of democracy — SUI somehow managed to convince the Associated

Students of Madison that the issue should go to a vote for a third time in the fall of 2006, on the super efficient paperballot system of all things because DoIT experienced some “technical difficulties” with the first few attempts where students voted no.

In the spring, 22.4 percent of students vote with the results saying “no,” but the 6.59 percent turn out in the fall has the final say with the “yes” vote in hand?

Yup, that makes sense.

This time around SUI mustered up enough yes votes for the issue to finally pass.

Of course, it wasn’t that hard considering only 6.59 percent of students handed in the well-distributed and advertised paper ballots.

So in the spring, 22.4 percent of students vote with the results saying “no,” but the 6.59 percent turn out in the fall has the final say with the “yes” vote

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For the low cost of $768 per student for the next 30 years and the integrity of campus democracy, we now all have the honor of hiking far out of our way to visit this palatial abomination known as Union South. in hand?

Yup, that makes sense.

With a total of 1,691 votes in favor, segregated fees were increased by $96 per semester (starting in 2009) for the next 30 years. That and the cost of democracy

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on this campus can get a new building erected.

Still, it isn’t all bad. The new union has a killer drink special going on.

Pay $768 for the first beer, and they cost just $4 a pop for the rest of your degree.

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Costs of silence simply too great Students: Speak now or risk losing to bear in face of hateful speech voice in city’s redistricting process Sam Stevenson Columnist Looks like Tony Perkins and a number of other social conservatives, including Sarah Palin, who will be gracing us with her presence tomorrow, are about to have their Scanners moment. The reason these folks and many others might be at risk for exploding domes lays in the results of a recent study by UCLA Law School which found that over 3 percent of Americans identify as queer. A brief combing of the internets will lead one to the conclusion that America is actually getting gayer, either that, or more Americans are feeling comfortable disclosing their sexuality without fear of social repercussions.

Now, 3 percent is probably a gross underestimation, and given the trend of these types of studies — a 1993 study found only 1 percent of American males identifying as queer — the number is likely to rise in coming years. The study also found that 8.2 percent of Americans have played for the other team at least once and a formidable 11 percent admit to being attracted to an individual of the same-sex. Among other things, these numbers indicate that straightidentifying guys and gals will continue to be hit upon by their queer brothers and sisters for the indefinite future.

Most people would agree that one-in-10 odds are

good enough.

In any case, studies such as these, when put into proper context, lead to the emergence of more serious questions.

Fundamentally, America is probably just as gay as it has always been, and so the increased visibility of the LGBTQ crowd can only be explained by an increased comfort in being oneself. What is important to recognize is that while we have made substantial progress in recent decades in manifesting a more accepting, humane culture, social mores have yet to settle in a position absent of prejudice and discrimination. Look no further than the spate of queer teen suicides over the past year, or even Kobe Bryant’s less than dignified application of both f-bombs to describe Ref. Bennie Adams the other night.

Fortunately, Kobe’s regrettable outburst was met with an appropriate fine and public outcry.

The school yard tormentors of the youth that took their lives in recent months escaped such public reprimand and were never taken to task for their hateful and ugly personal slurs. As members of a flagship campus and future members of communities across the globe, it is incumbent upon us to work proactively to call out discrimination and hate-speech at its every utterance.

It is not only attitudes and language discriminating against sexual orientation but also pejorative outbursts and affectations directed toward women and people of color that must be snuffed out.

A necessary part of exposing and combating hate in our community

relies upon those who know right from wrong; those who know better but choose to remain silent when faced with hate, instead of calling it out and embarrassing the sorry sod from whence it came. Most don’t realize they sound like complete and utter idiots when they make fun of women, people of color or queer folks, and it’s our job to make them well aware of how dumb and insensitive they are being.

Today can be seen as a culmination of work done by many students from across campus, from the LGBT Campus Center to the Shared Governance committee which this year choose to make anti-discrimination efforts a flag-ship effort of the term. Today marks the 10th year anniversary of “The Day of Silence” in its current form. I personally like the option to “break the silence,” since not talking for a whole day is like Chinese water torture, at least for this guy.

It’s always easier to let desultory word-vomit roll off our shoulders, but we aren’t doing anyone any favors by doing so.

Discriminatory attitudes will remain pernicious and endemic until they are confronted head on, and a good place to start will be this afternoon’s rally at 4 p.m. on Library Mall. Let’s not let it end there.

To channel Churchill, we must fight hate in the residential halls, we must fight it in the locker room, we must fight it in the bars and we must fight it in ourselves, for the costs of not doing so are too great to bear.

Sam Stevenson (stevenson.samuelb@ gmail.com) is a graduate student in public health.

Elise Swanson Columnist Every 10 years, following the census, local, state and federal voting wards are redrawn. Redistricting has been a contentious political issue since the practice began because of gerrymandering, which is where the district lines are drawn specifically to include or exclude certain groups (which then determine the outcome of the election). Antigerrymandering laws have gone a long way in stopping the most egregious abuses of redistricting, but concerns do still remain about making districts fair and representative.

Since the results of the 2010 census came out not too long ago, Madison is currently redrawing the alder districts for the city. The Ad Hoc Reapportionment and Redistricting Committee is responsible for proposing the new districts.

There are currently 20 aldermanic wards in Madison, and the AHRRC doesn’t want to change that. But, Madison’s population has grown in the past 10 years, and it has also moved around. So, the wards would be moving as well. The AHRRC has only offered a preliminary redistricted map, so nothing is set in stone yet, but the final changes could have a significant impact on students.

Right now, the districts with high numbers of students are districts 4 and 8, with significant numbers in 2, 5, and 13 as well. Under the proposed changes, those districts would shift, and students

would pretty much be concentrated in district 8. Scott Resnick just won the election for District 8, and he will serve as a strong voice for students as alder. However, one vote on a board of 20 isn’t necessarily going to get a whole lot done. But having five alders who need to accommodate students’ demands becomes a much more formidable force. Don’t worry, I know that five is not a majority of 20, but if you have a quarter of the board pushing for a certain policy, if the policy isn’t horrendous and at least some of them are persuasive, then you can get six others to vote your way.

This is important for students. It may be easy to ignore city politics — especially when other levels of government are dealing with such interesting and contentious issues, but city policy is actually really relevant to students. The city has ordinances dealing with everything from alcohol sales to public health to breaking sidewalks.

And a lot of these ordinances deal with landlord-tenant issues that become increasingly important as students move off-campus. But really, knowing that it’s illegal to break a sidewalk is pretty important for everyone, no matter where you live. And since we were just accorded the dubious honor of being named the sixthbest party school by Playboy, alcohol policy is obviously relevant to a large portion of the student body.

It’s hard enough to get elected officials to listen to the student voice because students are notorious for low voter turnout. So when students want their representatives to push for a certain policy, if that policy is unpopular with other groups, then it’s probably not going to get passed, because

that official can’t count on students turning out to support them electorally.

It may be somewhat disappointing at times, but it is undeniable that elected officials are acutely aware of the electoral repercussions of their actions and evaluate positions with those consequences in mind. Students should be more involved in local politics, but expecting high, sustained levels of involvement is probably unrealistic. Having more alders specifically concerned with student issues will mean those issues gain greater prominence in front of the City Council, and those policies that will benefit students the most will have greater support.

This isn’t to say alders coming from districts without large student populations will push for ‘anti-student’ legislation, it just means that there will be fewer alders pushing the student agenda onto the council’s agenda, meaning the issues most pertinent to us will come up less often.

The City Council has expressed some concern with the AHRRC’s first proposal because of what it would do to student representation and its potential effects on other groups. But students should get involved in this process as well. There are other ways the lines could be drawn to maintain a greater student presence on the council. The world of city politics may not always seem like the most exciting place — especially when finals are coming up, and Memorial Library is your world — but they are certainly relevant, and can have a huge impact on “real life.”

Elise Swanson (ehswanson@wisc.edu) is a second year majoring in Political Science and English.

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Inspiring, empowering listeners ‘because she can’ Chicago-based blues, poprocker Daphne Willis set to uplift Madison audiences Jenna Severson ArtsEtc. Writer

Everyone remembers their first album, record or in some cases, cassette tape that took their sonic virginity. For Chicagobased singer Daphne Willis, it was Ace of Base.

“I still listen to ‘I Saw the Sign,’” Willis said.

But despite this pop/ rock start, Willis just finished her sophomore album, Because I Can, where she found a more sensitive sound akin to the smooth, mellow acoustic guitar music of Jason Mraz.

“I am not really going for any sound in particular, I guess. I certainly admire Jason Mraz, cause I listen to him, so I can see why people would hear him in my music,” Willis said in a recent interview with The Badger Herald. “What I have done with this record and will be doing with the next one is crossing into different genres. Certainty the pop element is always going to be there.”

Willis’s new album has taken a lot more risks than her debut album What to Say, but she is happy with the outcome.

“There is a lot more flow

to this record,” Willis said.

“I guess it has an overall shade to it, where as the other one jumped around more from color to color.”

One reason for the changes could be due to her new contract with Vanguard Records and her new producer, Tim Lauer, who pushes her to go outside of her comfort zone.

“He likes to try new things, and I do, too. We just like to play with it. It is not something that is so serious all the time,” Willis said. “We tried new vocals, and he tried to get different tones out of my voice and to breathe different ways.

It was a combination of him pushing me and me pushing myself.”

Unique circumstances brought Vanguard Records knocking at Willis’ door. Vanguard Records president Kevin Welk was riding on an American Airlines flight when his iPod died. He plugged his headphones into the airline’s music and was blown away by Willis’ emotional voice. He immediately tracked her down to sign a contract. It couldn’t have been more serendipitous.

And since the initial first listen, Willis has ceased to disappoint her new record label.

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Willis was signed to Vanguard Records after, by chance, Vanguard Records president Kevin Welk happened to hear her music on an American Airlines flight. of work went into [this record]. I wrote for a year and half for this record,” Willis said. “I wrote over 50 songs that we narrowed down. We made demos and talked about everything from tempos to instrumentation.”

Even though Willis personally works on writing her songs, she also

gets help form a small, selective group of friends.

“I have a friend who writes more quirky stuff.

And then I have a couple of friends that write serious, more personal content song,” Willis said.

It’s this wide variety of sources Willis gets help from that explains the different feeling of each

song. She can be sad and emotional one minute and then upbeat the next.

But at the end of the day Willis only has one goal for her music.

“I really just want to inspire people. When I listen to music I always want to feel kind of uplifted. I want to feel positive, liberated and

empowered,” Willis said.

“I call it Because I Can just to drive that sense that if you really want to do something you can.”

Daphne Willis will be performing at The Brink Lounge on Monday, April 18 at 9 p.m. Tickets can be purchased online at The Brink Lounge website.

The best things in life are free in ‘You Can’t Take it With You’ University Theatre closes their season with award-winning rom-com, genuine perspective Amanda Connors ArtsEtc. Writer

This weekend, University Theatre undergraduates and graduates will explain exactly why “You Can’t Take it With You.” The show opens Friday, April 15 at 7:30 p.m. in the Mitchell Theatre. This classic comedic play, written by George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart, originally opened in 1936 and won the 1937 Pulitzer Prize for Drama.

“You Can’t Take it With You” is the story of the Sycamore/Vanderhof/ Carmichael family, a troupe of eccentrics who do not live according to society’s rules. Alice Sycamore, the “normal” child in the family, falls in love with her boss’s son, Tony. Hilarity ensues as Tony Kirby’s family shows up for dinner on the wrong night and is subjected to illegal fireworks, FBI agents, a Russian ballet teacher and all sorts of other crazy characters and events.

“Everything that can go wrong goes wrong that

night. On another level, it’s your typical love story where Alice and Tony meet and fall in love and fall out of love and fall back into love and live happily ever after,” said director Ron Himes in a recent interview with The Badger Herald.

The guest director for “You Can’t Take it With You,” Himes is also the founder and director of the Saint Louis Black Repertory Company and the Henry E. Hampton Artist-in-Residence at Washington University.

He is excited to work with the Madison University Theatre, and he said although the play is a classic, the Madison cast has brought some fresh energy to the show.

“Pretty much everyone in this cast is serious about the craft of acting and wants to pursue it to a certain degree, and that brings a different type of energy to the whole thing,” said William Bolz, a graduate student who plays Boris Kolenkhov in the production.

Not only is the cast made up of talented students, the entire production is very studentdriven. All of the acting graduates at UW-Madison

are part of the cast and the set designer, costume designer and lighting designer are all Madison MFA students. The set is especially interesting; it is full of paintings, knick knacks and even a xylophone. Just one glance at the set gives the viewer a glimpse into the odd life of the Sycamore family.

“You Can’t Take it with You” is a romantic comedy, but it also has a great message. The show brings to life the motto, “The best things in life are free.” It also teaches the audience members to follow their dreams, no matter how absurd or crazy they may seem. University Theatre’s production of “You Can’t Take it With You” is set to make the audience laugh, but it will also give viewers a chance to examine their own lives in a new way.

“Just come see it and come ready to laugh,” Bolz said. “It’s fun, it really is.”

“You Can’t Take It With You” begins April 15 at 7:30 p.m. Tickets can be purchased online at utmadison.com or at the Union Theater box office located at the Memorial Union on Park Street. Tickets are $14 for students, and $20 for adults.

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Abby Taubner and Jon Hause play the young couple forced to endure dysfunctional family antics in ‘You Can’t Take it With You.’

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Good hair gone bad It’s nice to try something new, but it’s time to return to a god-given hair color

Brilliant, fiery locks are, well, brilliant: Red tresses let confidence shine bright

At this point you could argue Sarah and I have a thing for hair.

After all, this isn’t the first time we’ve featured a heated debate about pop culture’s most famous tresses, nearly coming to fisticuffs in our cluttered arts corner. But disputing the manes of Super Bowl legends and deities is small peanuts compared to the larger issue we’re currently being obnoxiously bombarded with.

It’s been this way for months, and yet I still refuse to embrace the flaming red.

Let’s just get it out of the way right from the start, Rihanna’s hair is wack.

I know, I know every heterosexual male drools uncontrollably at the thought of creating the aroma of sex in the air with Rihanna, but the red locks just don’t work, not even for everyone’s favorite bad girl brandishing a whip.

Never mind that the color isn’t found in nature, she looks like a Raggedy Ann doll, or worse, Ronald McDonald. It is the literal personification of “Disturbia.”

It’s admittedly difficult to compete with the eccentricity of Lady Gaga or the glitterati of Ke$ha, but rocking the red is no way to compete. What’s so wrong with being normal?

Gracing the cover of this month’s Vogue magazine (i.e. the Bible), fashion superhuman Anna Wintour seemed to sanction the red locks, but even with the one I worship putting her stamp of approval on this phase of salon experimentation gone wrong, I briefly pondered its appropriateness and nearly agreed with Sarah.

But then I reined in my minor deviation and realized Sarah is indeed wrong (again). The red has got to go.

Rihanna’s red hair: I know all of you reading this have seen it because you couldn’t miss it — even with 20/200 vision. OK, so at first glance she looks like a friend of mine who was “Annie” in our middle school play and let her mom talk her into a box dye that was a very un-orphan shade of red. But I think it rocks.

The first time I encountered Rihanna’s new look was in her “All of the Lights” video with Kanye West. Fortunately the seizurehazarding effects gave me no trouble — a genuine relief to me since there’s a long history of epilepsy in my family — and I was able to clearly survey the singer’s overall appearance. I liked the hair right away, and though it was shocking, it seemed to go well with her eyes, skin tone, etc.

Plus, this latest phase is far less offensive than the barely-there black outfit of “All of the Lights” or the denim panties she was sporting in a recent Rolling Stone photo shoot, the issue for which she was featured on the cover and had a multipage story written about her love life. Again, I am much less disturbed by the S&M creator’s vivacious red locks than her apparent attraction to violence, elaborated upon in said Rolling Stone article.

The bottom line is that Rihanna’s confidence and good-looks easily shine through no matter how her hair looks, and this hue merely complements her fiery personality.

If Lady Gaga thinks she can pull off bright yellow then surely Rihanna, the sexiest cultural ambassador Barbados has ever had, can rock the red.

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Junior Aleksandra Markovic and the Wisconsin Badgers women’s tennis team are looking to rebound from a pair of tough 4-3 losses this weekend against Ohio State and Penn State, both on the road.

On road, women’s tennis hopes to turn season in right direction Facing Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin looks to rise in Big Ten standings this weekend Tom Sakash

Statistics Editor After a pair of close 4-3 losses on the road against conference foes Purdue and Indiana, the Wisconsin women’s tennis team has an opportunity to right the ship as the Badgers hit the road once again to Ohio State and Penn State this weekend.

The two road bumps give Wisconsin a 2-4 record in the conference (11-9 overall), which puts the club in a tie for sixth place in the Big Ten. According to head coach Brian Fleishman, the Badgers must remain positive if they want to improve their conference record and

STREAKING, from 12 my game.”

Another way the Badgers may sport a different look against Indiana is at first base.

Senior Dana Rasmussen has recently found herself in the Badgers’ starting lineup, replacing the injured Michelle Mueller at first base against South Dakota State. Rasmussen, a homegrown player who played for Madison East, is getting used to this new position.

“I’ve never really played first base; it’s the one position I haven’t ever excelled at,” Rasmussen said. “On Tuesday, I told Coach Healy if she ever needed anyone to play first base

give themselves a chance to make it to the national tournament at the end of the season.

“We don’t want to sit there and dwell on the result of the weekend,” Fleishman said. “We already know that it’s out there. We need to move forward and prepare for Ohio State.”

On Friday, Wisconsin can begin to turn around its season by exacting revenge on the Buckeyes, a team that beat the Badgers 5-2 in Madison last year.

Ohio State (11-9, 4-2) sits two games ahead of Wisconsin for fourth in the conference, turning this weekend’s matchup into a must-win if the Badgers hope to catch them in the standings.

“Every week is the same importance for

us because we need to try and get as many wins as we can,” junior Aleksandra Markovic said.

Sunday, Wisconsin will visit Penn State in another must-win Big Ten match.

Penn State (6-12, 1-5) is a team Wisconsin must capitalize on, as the Nittany Lions have struggled this year and sit ninth in the conference.

Last season, Wisconsin beat Penn State at University Park, Penn.

5-2. Markovic and the rest of her teammates are confident they can recreate the success they had against the Nittany Lions once again.

“I think that we’ll beat them,” Markovic said.

“We’ve beat them the last two years, so I expect to this year again.”

At the beginning of the

to let me know. She was like ‘OK. By the way, you’re playing first today.’”

face an obstacle on the mound, they will see a considerably smaller one offensively. Indiana ranks second-to-last in team batting average (.252) but still sports a few capable threats in its lineup.

Hoosier senior Sara Olson sports a terrific .335 batting average as well as seven home runs and 27 RBIs. Providing the Hoosiers a spark at the leadoff position and a compliment to Olson is sophomore Breanna Saucedo, commanding a .331 average and 43 hits already on the season.

Facing an Indiana team that allows only 2.3 runs per contest, the Badgers will look to neutralize Olson and Saucedo to keep the Hoosier offense

If we keep splitting our series or taking both games against teams that aren’t expecting us to, it’s going to help us not only in the standings but help us down the road for an NCAA bid.

Karla Powell Junior Infielder

While the Badgers will

But inconsistent results over the last few weeks have put achieving those goals into question.

Markovic believes the team can turn the season around by controlling what goes on between the ears.

“It depends how focused we are, and sometimes I feel like we give more energy and more focus and sometimes it just slips away,” Markovic said. “I think we just need to play point by point and not think about the overall match because sometimes we just get too nervous, and we want to win so bad that we just let our emotions take over.”

Freshman Nicky Stracar believes, in certain cases, that the reason for the team’s struggles is easier to clarify.

“Some of the times when we have lost badly or when we were shut out, I think the teams

were just better than us,” Stracar said.

In either case, the Badgers hope to end their inconsistent play with last week’s matches and move on to this weekend and grab two big conference wins.

Fleishman tends to agree with Markovic’s assessment of the importance of mental toughness in his team.

“This part of the season you’ve got to be tough,” Fleishman said.

“Everybody’s a little banged up; everybody’s a little sore. It has been a long season. Every team is like that, it’s not just Wisconsin. So, which teams going to be tougher? Which individual players are going to be tougher?

We’ve got to be tougher than the other teams.”

in the doldrums.

“Olson was great in Indiana’s win against Michigan,” Healy said.

“We have to be careful around her and hopefully get in situations where we don’t have to give in to her. Hopefully we can go toe to toe with the rest of the Indiana team and be careful with their big hitters.”

Indiana, currently one game behind Michigan for first place in the Big Ten and as winners of 13 of its last 16, is the only conference team to beat the Wolverines this season. If the Badgers are looking for a quality opponent to measure their progress against this season, the Hoosiers fit the description.

“It’s a huge series this weekend — if you lose both games, no one would be surprised,” Healy said.

“But if we can go out and make a statement and split with them, it’d be a huge win for us, a big RPI win; they’re 30 in the rankings.”

“We’re doing really well; we have one of the best records we’ve had in a long time,” Powell said. “We discussed that last night after the game.

If we keep splitting our series or taking both games against teams that aren’t expecting us to, it’s going to help us, not only in the standings, but help us down the road for an NCAA bid.”

The Badgers will most likely send their

ace pitcher, freshman Cassandra Darrah (125), to the mound to counter Melloh. While the Badgers have come back multiple times throughout the season, Healy and the Badgers hope to propel themselves out of the gates early and never look back.

“We’ve had nice chances and been ahead in games we’ve lost,” Healy said. “I just want to see the girls close and play hard. To win a game at Indiana, you’re not going to win just playing your normal game. We’ll have to make some great diving catches, stolen bases and some key hits.

They have to have that mentality about them of doing something special.”

season, the Badgers set a goal to finish in the top four in the Big Ten and qualify for the national tournament.

Everybody’s a little banged up; everybody’s a little sore. It has been a long season. Every team is like that, it’s not just Wisconsin.

So, which teams going to be tougher?

Brian Fleishman Head Coach

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Associated Press

John Axford pitched one inning in relief Thursday and gave up the Pittsburgh Pirates’ only run on a wild pitch. However, the Milwaukee Brewers received a strong outing from Randy Wolf and won 4-1.

Wolf strikes out 10, Brewers beat Pirates 4-1 for 4th straight win Milwaukee scores in 1st, 9th innings, improves to 7-5 after rough start to season Associated Press PITTSBURGH -Randy Wolf was the lone Milwaukee Brewers starting pitcher without a win and the only one with at least two starts and no scoreless outings.

He joined the rest of his staffmates with a gem on Thursday night.

Wolf struck out 10 and

allowed only three hits in 6 2/3 innings, leading the Brewers to a 4-1 victory over the Pittsburgh Pirates.

“You feel like you want to contribute and help this team, and it feels good finally to be able to do that,” Wolf said.

“I think we’ved changed the mentality here about our idea of pitching and our pride about what we do on the mound,” he said.

Brewers starters have gone 6-1 with a 1.84 ERA over the past nine games.

Wolf (1-2) allowed two singles, a double and two walks and didn’t allow a Pittsburgh runner to advance past second base.

Milwaukee narrowly missed out on its second consecutive shutout and majors-best fourth in 12 games this season when Pittsburgh scored on a John Axford wild pitch in the ninth. “[Wolf] kept them off balance real good,” catcher Jonathan Lucroy said. “He mixed it up and sped ‘em

up, slowed ‘em down and put ‘em away when he had to.”

Kameron Loe followed with 1 2/3 hitless innings, but Andrew McCutchen scored Pittsburgh’s first run in 23 innings when he came home on the wild pitch after drawing a walk.

Milwaukee has won its past seven April games at PNC Park by a combined score of 65-6, the past four by a combined score of 381.

In April games vs. the Pirates since 2005 overall, Milwaukee has won 19 of 21.

The Brewers have won four straight and seven of eight after starting 0-4.

“I feel a lot of positive energy in this clubhouse,” Lucroy said. “I feel good when I come in here. And I feel like that no one even remembers that start.”

The Pirates managed four hits to fall to 1-5 on their opening homestand.

For the fifth time in six home games this season, Pittsburgh was behind before it even came to bat.

Prince Fielder entered the game 3-for-42 lifetime against Pirates starter Paul Maholm (0-2) but lined a single with two on and none out that drove in Rickie Weeks in the first. That was Fielder’s NL-leading 15th RBI -- all coming within his current seven-game hitting streak. Two batters later, a Yuniesky Betancourt sacrifice fly scored Ryan

Braun to make it 2-0.

“Everyone knows that Maholm gives me trouble, so to be able to get that hit and get that run was really, really key,” Fielder said.

“Especially with Randy.

He was locked in,” he said.

Those two early runs proved too much of a deficit for the punchless Pirates to overcome -- even with a revamped lineup Thursday. Pittsburgh came in with no runs and only four hits (all singles) in the previous 14 innings.

The streak of extra-base hits would last until the sixth, when Neil Walker’s fly deep to left bounced out of Ryan Braun’s glove and was ruled a double.

Pirates manager Clint Hurdle sat struggling third baseman Pedro Alvarez (.200, no home runs) in favor or Steve Pearce.

He moved cleanup hitter Lyle Overbay (.238, one homer) down in the order and inserted platoon right fielder Matt Diaz into the No. 4 spot. Pittsburgh starting catcher Chris Snyder also made his season debut after being activated from the disabled list.

The result of the lineup shuffle was more of the same for an offense that ranks last in the NL in runs and entered the game 13th in batting average.

“We were not able to create the big inning, let alone chip away,” Hurdle said.

“We’ve just got to find

a way to push through it, play through it, hit through it,” he said, Wolf entered 8-3 lifetime against the Pirates, but in his most recent appearance against them he allowed career highs in runs (12) and hits (13) in 5 2/3 innings last July 21.

The outing marked the 14th time he had 10 or more strikeouts in a game.

After allowing four of the first five batters he faced to reach, Maholm retired 20 of his final 23.

He was charged with two runs on four hits and three walks with six strikeouts in seven innings.

“I would much rather have come out and put up a zero in the first and let our guys relax and not put us behind,” Maholm said.

“But you go out there and you try to make sure your team stays in the game.

As soon as they got two, I just kind of said, ‘That’s it.’ You’ve got to get seven innings and keep them there and give the guys a chance.”

The Brewers added two in the ninth off Joel Hanrahan.

Game notes Visiting teams have 12 first-inning runs in six games at PNC Park this season. ... Milwaukee is 48-17 vs. Pittsburgh since 2007. ... Pearce made his first major league start at third base. He made his first appearance there in his 141st career game on Saturday.

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BH hoping there is still nothing Dirty Bird can do about it Gentleclowns bring mix of skill, violence to Vilas, hope for 3rd straight win Carl Golden

Everyone’s Friend It’s a sad, simple truth in college athletics: Each team’s stars shine brightly then move on to bigger fields.

So with a third consecutive softball win and third straight victory in any athletic contest over the Dirty Bird on the line, who will step up for The Badger Herald in the 2011 softball game (ESPNU, 4 p.m.)?

Last year ’s walkoff winner, Joey Labuz, is in the whore herself, Ann Arbor, mashing grad school exams rather than home runs. Slugging first baseman Sean Kittridge is doing…something else, it is assumed. Diminutive news editor Alex Brousseau was last seen scaling bookshelves in the Law Library, looking completely disheveled.

But BH ace Michael Bleach will once again take the Vilas Park mound for the Gentleclowns, intent on striking bitches out with a beer in hand.

Shortstop and sports editor Max Henson returns after an offseason training regimen that involved scooping up grounders and firing throws to first base using only his feet.

“I just needed to make the game challenging again,” Henson said while juggling knives and filleting a poisonous blowfish. “It’s just the Dirty Bird; I can afford to take some creative liberties.”

And like any good organization, there’s more talent coming up in the pipelines. State Editor Andrew Averill has been referred to by scouts as “a pure, natural hitter.”

Asked to comment on his talent, Averill stated, “Dude, I don’t even need a bat,” following that up with suggestive gestures toward his crotchal region.

Other veteran Gentleclowns will also be called upon to take bigger roles. Following three mysterious months in Slovakia, BH News Editor Carolyn “Just Call Me Ms. Go Nasty” Briggs has returned with a prodigious knack for getting on base, as well as what might be a mental disorder.

REVENGE, from 12 during his time at Ohio State. Buchanan has a No. 14 ranking as a singles player. On his climb to this position, Buchanan has knocked off some of the best Big Ten singles players, such as Michigan’s Even King, Michigan State’s Denis Bogatov and Northwestern’s Spencer Wolf.

Van Emburgh hopes that the age difference between his young Badgers and the more experienced Buckeyes will not be an issue this weekend.

“We are just a young team trying to gain experience,” Van Emburgh said. “We are still at the point in the season where we are improving. Ohio State is an older team, and they are playing some great tennis.”

Although most of Wisconsin’s roster is young, it is led by senior captain Marek Michalicka. Like Ohio State, Michalicka is undefeated in singles against Big Ten opponents.

“Tomorrow is going to be the biggest match of the season for me, so I’m doing my best to prepare for it,” Michalicka said.

When the Badgers and Buckeyes squared off last season, Wisconsin lost the deciding match with former Badger, Moritz Baumann, on the singles court. During the dual, Buchanan handily defeated Michalicka, 6-2, 6-0. This year, Michalicka hopes to set the tone and lead his team by example with a win over the highly ranked Buckeye.

“Too bad they aren’t

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Joey Labuz went down in newspaper lore as the hero of all heroes last year. This year, the Dirty Bird is hoping that after the game, they know what the fuck just happened.

“I don’t give a fuck. I want to see blood,” Briggs said while gnawing on may have at one point been a squirrel. “We’re going to win. We’re going to win so hard. And they’ll bleed.”

Arts Content Editor Sarah Witman will make her BH debut at third base.

Witman’s fastball has been clocked at 107 mph, but she’ll keep her Flaming Arm of Legends at the hot corner, in the interest of fairness.

It may be early in the season, but already several Gentleclowns who were expected to contribute will watch from the dugout. News Content Editor Addie Blanchard is currently on 13 different kinds of antibiotics and two spyware removers to combat a bout of what might be the Black Death. Deputy Design Director Alex Laedtke is questionable with a case of fishbowl overindulgence.

Editor-in-Chief Kevin Bargnes will not be playing either, because, number one; we would beat them for sure,” Micahlicka said. “Even at No. 2, it’s a good chance for us, and I know we can do it.”

Penn State, meanwhile, is quite different from Ohio State, considering it hasn’t won a conference match this season. After suffering through three 7-0 losses, the Nittany Lions are coming to Wisconsin to try their luck with the Badgers.

Even with the pressure of a match with the No. 2-ranked team in the country occurring two days before the dual with No. 38 Penn State, Michalicka’s strategy will remain consistent.

“Our strategy before every match is to go and play our best and try to get a win; it doesn’t really change that much,” Michalicka said. “Penn State is ranked, so it’s going to be a good chance to get another ranked win.”

Last season’s meeting with the Nittany Lions went well for the Badgers. Winning at all singles positions except for No. 6 Ricardo Martin, Wisconsin had few problems defeating Penn State 6-1. For the freshmen that were not a part of the team, Van Emburgh is mentally preparing the younger half of his team for any type of match, whether it is against the best or the worst in the conference.

“They have to be confident and believe in what they are doing,” Van Emburgh said.

“We talk to them after the matches, winning or losing. They gain experience with every match they play.”

well, he slipped on an icy hill and broke the shit out of his leg.

I don’t give a fuck. I want to see blood. We’re going to win.

We’re going to win so hard. And they’ll bleed.

Carolyn Briggs Catcher/Designated Shanker

And pending league approval, Editorial Board member Jake Begun has been traded to Houston for a handle of Jack Daniels and a hug.

Hoping to engineer the next chapter in Herald athletic dominance, Managing Editor Adam Holt said the

ERICKSON, from 12 still has 16 games left of the season. All but two are Big Ten matchups. Instead of being a, for lack of a better word, joke on campus, the softball team is shaping into a team worthy of the Wisconsin name, a name which many fans hold in very high regard.

With a new face leading the squad, Healey has not only started rebuilding the softball program, but is turning heads at how quickly she is doing so.

So far this season, the Badgers have already broken a few school records and are within reach of others.

In its most recent matchup against South Dakota State, Wisconsin matched a school record with seven stolen bases in a single game while also setting a single-season stolen base record with 74.

Individually, senior standout Jennifer Krueger has set a personal record of 32 stolen bases so far this season, improving from her 2010 mark of 29. Krueger is also leading the Badgers with a .387 batting average through 119 at bats. While Krueger leads the pack with 46 hits and 27 runs, the rest of the team has put up uncharacteristically adequate stats, as well.

With Krueger leading, Wisconsin has shared the load so far this season with individuals stepping in at the right time, making big plays when needed.

Through the last game, sophomore pitcher Meghan McIntosh has gone 17.1 innings without giving up a run. In those 17.1 innings, she had 21 strikeouts and walked only three batters.

From individual success helping the team as a

Gentleclowns will try out a new defensive alignment, akin to the Ortiz Shift.

But instead of moving the infielders over, it involves moving all the outfielders to the edge of the infield so they have a better view of Dirty Birders grounding out weakly to the left side.

“It’s more of a mental thing than anything else,” Holt said. “If they actually do still have any selfesteem, this should crush it once and for all.”

The deck may already be stacked against the BH, so to speak, as Mayorelect Paul Soglin will be umpiring the game. The former Mifflin Street Block Party statistic’s daughter is a graphic editor for the Dirty Bird, but sources say league officials will keep close tabs on Soglin, lest they decide to replace him as mayor with that other guy who is essentially the same guy, except younger.

The game will finally be waged after hundreds of hours of negotiation that make the NFL labor situation look like

a disagreement over how much to tip at Denny’s. The Dirty Bird’s incredible, inflexible insistence the game be held Saturday, April 16 is the object of much scrutiny from league pundits, who wonder if the Dirty Bird is hoping the bleak forecast (40 degrees, rain, with a chance of overbearing sadness) will cause the Herald to simply forfeit.

“Every other Friday and Saturday in April and May simply won’t work,” DB editor-in-chief Emma Roller said. “We need to give ourselves some kind of chance, and the scenario where we don’t actually play the game sounds most likely to succeed.”

A league source who asked to remain anonymous said the date also marks a rare linear alignment of Earth, Venus and Mercury. This coincides with an ancient Bacchanalian rite, which is said to help those with child-like tolerances for alcohol hold their liquor better than a high school

junior who’s never had anything harder than UV Blue, which currently describes the drinking ability of the average Dirty Birder.

Sports Illustrated’s “Truth and Rumors” section seems to confirm this, indicating there have been numerous goat sacrifices taking place in the Vilas Hall basement.

Meanwhile, the Gentleclowns have been training in a more old-fashioned way.

Advertising Director Bree Bunzel has put the BH roster on a strict regimen involving bathing in Everclear and relying on brandy for hydration.

“I mean, yeah, there’s the game, but there’s also the drinking part,” Bunzel said. “I assume we’ll be playing flip cup with the Cardinal’s leftover beer, to put the exclamation point on the victory.”

Why the Dirty Bird’s beer?

“Well, Lord knows we won’t have any left by then.”

whole, the Badgers have notched back-to-back shutouts twice this season.

I’m sure a new coach helps bring new perspective to a team, but there seems to be something else propelling the Badgers.

Despite its recent success — and the fact that it looks like a completely different squad than those of years past — Wisconsin isn’t drawing the people out in masses to Goodman Diamond.

In 2008, with only five wins at home, the Badgers averaged a home attendance of 296 per game.

This number has steadily fallen each year since, averaging only 216 fans last season.

So in their most successful season in the past four years, UW has averaged a measly 177 fans per game through nine home games. In a 2-0 loss to Northwestern a few weeks ago, a surprising 361 fans went to show their support.

This is rare.

Could that something extra that is fueling the Badgers this season be their lack of fans?

Sometimes, when teams feel like they have nothing left to lose, they play at their best because they’re just having fun.

Sure, the Badgers have finally found a home on campus in the sense that they are no longer the butt of all Wisconsin sportsrelated jokes or complaints, but with a spare few actually demonstrating support for the squad, they may feel like they just have each other to play for.

This isn’t meant to sound heartwarming or cute — it’s just a possibility. Sure, bringing Big Ten baseball to Wisconsin would be exciting and fill the hopes of

many a Title-IX hater.

Softball has been reformed into a team Wisconsin can be more proud of, a team truly worthy of the coveted Badger name.

So let’s bury the hatchet and treat them like Badgers.

Kelly is a sophomore intending to major in journalism. Are you surprised by softball’s recent success?

Let her know at kerickson@ badgerherald.com or follow her on Twitter @ kellyerickson4.

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Streaking UW set for IU test

With 16 games remaining, 2nd-place Indiana poses tough challenge for Wisconsin, winners of 2 straight coach Yvette Healy likened to an earlier road series against Penn State and its two pitching aces, Lisa Akamine and Jackie Hill.

“Melloh is really phenomenal,” Healy said.

“We’re going to have to get creative offensively to see what we can do.

Against Penn State, we moved around in the box a little bit and kept them off balance. We had a ton of base runners in that series, and they had phenomenal pitchers, as well.”

Junior Karla Powell voiced the same need for creativity for the upcoming games.

“As a team, we’re going to try different things in the box; we’ll definitely need to see the ball well this weekend,” Powell said. “From an individual standpoint, I’ll just stay within my self and play

Nick Korger Softball Writer

The Wisconsin softball team swept South Dakota State Wednesday, but the Badgers now face one of their toughest tests of the season. Traveling to Bloomington, Ind., for a weekend series against the Hoosiers, Wisconsin will have an opportunity to test its mettle against one of the best teams in the Big Ten. When Wisconsin (2215, 2-4) faces Indiana (22-15, 6-2), the Badgers will face one of the best pitchers the conference has to offer. Hoosier southpaw Morgan Melloh (20-14) can do it all, as the senior leads the Big Ten in innings pitched (215), strikeouts (325) and is second in wins (20). Melloh also boasts a 1.89 ERA, providing the Badger hitters with a mountainous task for the weekend series.

It’s a challenge head

WISC Saturday, April 16 12:00 PM Megan McCormick The Badger Herald

Junior Karla Powell and the Wisconsin Badgers have won two consecutive games in a season that has wildly exceeded expectations.

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KEYS TO THE GAME - WISC: Build an early lead, knock out Melloh - IU: Disable homefield advantage early on - WISC: Be creative in the batter’s box - IU: Stick to gameplan, stay balanced

Softball reaching new heights with renewed love from fans Kelly Erickson Erickson the Red Making new friends is always a great thing.

New relationships are formed that could last

forever — if the person is really that awesome.

But trying to be friends with one of those people you just can’t stand — you know, that person that somehow has found a way to embody every single one of your pet peeves and clearly just doesn’t know when to stop talking — can be pretty difficult.

Here, we’re all for starting fresh and giving people a second chance.

As much as Herald Sports and the UW softball team have had their differences in the past, I’m here to tell you now, softball means business.

Up until this season, softball has largely been unimpressive. The athletes are, of course, student athletes juggling sports and school (no simple feat), but the softball team wasn’t exactly putting up the best results.

In 2010, the Badgers went 20-31 overall, 5-13 in the Big Ten. With only nine wins on the road, UW just couldn’t seem to find a way to win away from Goodman Diamond — not that it had a huge amount of success there, either.

In 2008 and 2009, Wisconsin scooped up only a handful of wins by going 15-40, 3-17 Big Ten in both seasons. In 2008, the Badgers won 10

of their games at neutral sites, winning only five at home, and were shut out completely in true away games.

And surprise, surprise, former head coach Chandelle Schulte’s contract wasn’t renewed last summer. Athletic Director Barry Alvarez had to try and find someone else to resuscitate the program Schulte had run so far into the ground she

almost hit oil.

Two hires later and Yvette Healey was named head coach.

And hold on to your pants, Badger fans. For the first time in four years, the Wisconsin softball team boasts a winning record. At 22-15, 2-4 in the Big Ten, the squad finally seems to be coming together — and it

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Badgers ready for revenge, host OSU After 4-3 loss last season, Wisconsin eyes weekend series as big opportunity Erin Barney

Men’s Tennis Writer After splitting two matches last weekend, the Wisconsin men’s tennis team will wrap up its home conference schedule this weekend against the highest-ranked opponent it has faced this season.

The Badgers will host No. 2 Ohio State Friday, and Sunday, they will do the same against No. 38 Penn State.

The differences between the two conference opponents are stark. The Buckeyes have yet to lose a conference match, while the Nittany Lions have not won a Big Ten dual this season. Although this weekend’s opponents are so different, Wisconsin’s head coach, Greg Van Emburgh, hopes his team will keep an even keel.

“I think you have to Jacob Schwoerer The Badger Herald approach them the same,” Behind senior Marek Michalicka, the Wisconsin Badgers are anxious to avenge last year’s 4-3 loss to Ohio State. The Badgers also host Penn State this weekend.

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