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Donald Trump has the nuclear codes! In the linen closet at Mar-a-Lago! By the way, for the record, I say that if Donald Trump actually still had the nuclear codes, it would probably be good. Our enemies – our enemies – might actually be like, “OK, maybe, let’s not mess with them!”

– Don Trump Jr. at a political rally in Florida

With the stroke of a pen, @POTUS can change lives and save lives. He must #CancelStudentDebt and go as broad and as deep as the hurt is.

– Tweet by squad member Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-MA) urging Pres. Biden to cancel student loans

Can he send me back my investment in my children’s future? I could use that money just to buy groceries under this great economy.

Can Biden eliminate the IRS too? That would help a LOT of Americans!

I paid mine back. Do I get reimbursed?

Blue collar families paying white collar debts. Regressive. Punitive. Inflationary. Unjust.

Some of the tweets in response Midterm cycles since ‘06 have certain rhythm: 1) Maybe POTUS’ party’ll avoid losses. 2) Things look good for out party. 3) Things look REALLY good for out party. 4) Hold on, maybe POTUS’ party won’t lose as many seats as thought. 5) Could POTUS’ party avoid wipeout? 6) WIPEOUT.

– Tweet by political commentator David Drucker

I have taken a break from social media for my mental health because I find Instagram and Twitter to be overstimulating, to be overwhelming.

- Hollywood actor Tom Holland

Imagine the pandemonium at SoulCycle studios across the Northeast this morning when Tony Fauci announced his retirement. Ugly doesn’t begin to describe it. Picture the chaos, if you can, in the organic chaga aisle at Whole Foods in Brooklyn. Try to envision the panic and hysteria that must have broken out at espresso bars in Edgartown and Aspen and Santa Monica and Bethesda as thousands of masked ladies in Lululemon discovered, all at once, that the one religious leader they still revered, their own even tinier version of the Dalai Lama, had decided to retreat forever from public life.

It was, ladies and gentlemen, the equivalent of a targeted nuclear device detonated over the most emotionally vulnerable elements of our most privileged population. You can picture the carnage, the wailing, the swooning… then fumbling for Xanax and expensive handbags. Not since the orange man seized the White House in a Russian coup have more 46-year-old Cornelleducated lawyers with weak husbands wept shamelessly in public.

- Tucker Carlson, Fox News

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With Covid, things that we thought we knew at the beginning as the months went by turned out not to be the case... That was interpreted as flip flopping when it really was the evolution of the science.

- Dr. Anthony Fauci in an interview with Rachel Maddow on MSNBC

Was it an evolution in science that compelled Fauci to tell Americans, “[t]here’s no reason to be walking around with a mask,” only to implore them to strap on two masks a few months later? Fauci admitted he lied about the efficacy of masking, fearing it would instigate a shortage. “We really need to save the masks for the people who need them most,” he later said.

In the early days of the pandemic, Fauci kept citing the estimate of 60-70 percent vaccination level for reaching herd immunity. Later, he claimed it would be “70, 75 percent.” And finally, “75, 80, 85 percent.” Fauci later admitted lying about that, as well, because “polls said only about half of all Americans would take a vaccine.”

– David Harsani, The Federalist

Next time you stop at a gas station, think of it as a $100-a-month tax cut. Or a maybe $100-a-month raise. The steady drop in gas prices over the last few months has turned into an unexpected form of economic stimulus

- CNN Business senior writer Chris Isidore, forgetting to mention that two years ago gas was almost half the price than it is today

At Kitson, we prioritize the safety of our staff and customers. We noticed a disturbing trend of individuals wearing masks to avoid identification in various situations including, but not limited to, shoplifting, verbal harassment, and physical assault. The mask mandate may have begun as a health precaution, but we believe it is now being used by some people for nefarious purposes. To that end, we enacted our own mandate of sorts. We do not allow the wearing of masks in the store during regular business hours.

– Statement by Kitson’s owner Ross Frasier explaining why he banned masks in his Los Angeles department stores I’ve covered extremism and violent ideologies around the world over my career. Have never come across a political force more nihilistic, dangerous & contemptible than today’s Republicans. Nothing close.

- Tweet by Financial Times Associate Editor Edward Luce

I agree. And I was the CIA Director

.-Reply by Former CIA Director and fellow “swamp creature” Michael Hayden

They are a destructive force in American politics. They are basically a domestic terrorist cell operating in America. Their goal is to end democracy.

- Democratic National Committee advisor Kurt Bardella talking about Republicans on MSNBC

The real need is not to reclaim the Constitution, as many would have it, but instead to reclaim America from constitutionalism.

- From a New York Times essay, titled “The Constitution Is Broken and Should Not Be Reclaimed,” by law professors Ryan D. Doerfler of Harvard and Samuel Moyn of Yale

[Trump’s] fiercest critics really accuse him of breaking norms, but what we’re seeing here, and what we’ve seen constantly over time, is that they do that exact thing. They break all the norms in order to try to get Trump.

- Jared Kushner in an interview with Mark Levin on Fox News

The Ukraine war is not over. And privately, U.S. officials are a lot more concerned about Ukraine’s leadership than they are letting on. There is deep mistrust between the White House and Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky— considerably more than has been reported.

-Thomas Freedman, The New York Times Always announce guests in the Guest Chat if they will be in common spaces with you and if they are white.

- From the rules of a “Person of Color Theme House,” which is a racist co-op located near University of California Berkeley

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