Builders' one-liners
And finally... Caption competition
Marble is a valuable building material and should not be taken for granite.
Wayne Berry and Steve McNally from Mercia downed tools to take a ride on a model engineering train at the Baggeridge Village site!
I just met someone who was a steamroller operator. He was such a flatterer. So I rang up a local building firm. I said: “I want a skip outside my house.” He said: “I’m not stopping you.”
We wondered who might be saying what… can you write a witty caption?
What is it that keeps a roofing team together? Trussed.
Email us at employee. communication@barrattplc. co.uk before the closing date of 31st September, and we’ll print the best suggestions in the next issue. "Shiver me Barratt renewably sourced timbers!"
Why was the builder so short? Because he had been contracting for a long time. A man walked into a bar. When he woke up, his boss said, “Next time look where you're going."
And the winner is...
Have you got news for us?
Thanks to all the readers who sent in captions for our last competition, which showed the Blue Beards from South Wales taking part in the annual Monmouth Raft Pace. The winning caption came from Duncan Atkins, Development Accountant, Wilson Bowden Developments.
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Congratulations
Prize word search
The winner of our last wordsearch competition was Gail Badman, Bristol, who received a Marks & Spencer gift card worth £50.
Words 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.
BRADLEY CYBER MYLEARNING JESSICA SCOTLAND DARWIN
7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.
RANSOMWARE MATERNITY CAMBRIDGE WHIZZKIDZ MULTISTOREY SLAVERY
13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18.
REGENERATION EVOLUTION DIVERSE BRICKS TECHNOLOGY LOUISBURG
19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24.
TADPOLE LONGSERVICE PRIDE SUSTAINABLE LEGACY CLIMATE
Word search competition Return your word search to us and we’ll name the £50 gift card winner in the next issue.
Name Address
Job title Location Fill in this form and post it back along with the word search to: Barratt Word Search Competition, c/o First floor, 22 Lendal, York, YO1 8AA. Closing date: 31st September 2017.
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