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THE WINNING CAPTION FROM OUR LAST ISSUE
FALL/WINTER 2021 Do you have an inventive and resourceful idea to share with BARTENDER® readers? Send to info@bartender.com Remember, always keep these coming: Signature Cocktails Creative Cocktails Shooters Jokes
“So it turns out only a true love's kiss will turn me back into a product-liability attorney.” — Gill Hurtig, Evanston, IL
RUNNERS UP Turns out she was seeing a fragrance specialist at Chanel behind my back
And ever since I haven't been able to escape the stench of "guilt by association".
Harris Fogel Springfield, PA
Cindi Caron Pawley Island, SC
No, I said Pepe Le Brew.
My life's dream was to be some team's mascot.
Susan Wickes Richmond, IN
Richard G. Marcil Macomb, MI
Ý You think your life stinks.
Please sir, say it, don't spray it.
It's so good to relax, I've been running on fumes.
Ý You giving me the stink eye?
Janet L. Davis Waller, TX
Carol Lasky Boston, MA
Ý Great place, but service stinks.
Thank you to all who entered. Try this issue’s contest!
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SUMMER 2021
and the several we received: Ý Drinking here doesn't cost me a scent. Ý I'm drunk as a skunk.
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Ý Skunk Beer.
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