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WE NEED YOUR BEST CAPTION!
We’re looking for your funniest
caption for the “Bartoon” shown here. BARTENDER® will send $200 for the one that we think beats the rest. We’re looking forward to seeing what you come up with!
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The winner will be announced in the next issue of BARTENDER® .
THE WINNING CAPTION FROM OUR LAST ISSUE
RUNNERS UP
Turns out she was seeing a fragrance specialist at Chanel behind my back Harris Fogel Springfield, PA
No, I said Pepe Le Brew. Susan Wickes Richmond, IN And ever since I haven't been able to escape the stench of "guilt by association". Cindi Caron Pawley Island, SC
My life's dream was to be some team's mascot. Richard G. Marcil Macomb, MI
Please sir, say it, don't spray it. Janet L. Davis Waller, TX It's so good to relax, I've been running on fumes. Carol Lasky Boston, MA
Thank you to all who entered. Try this issue’s contest!
— Gill Hurtig, Evanston, IL
and the several we received:
Ý Drinking here doesn't cost me a scent. Ý I'm drunk as a skunk. Ý You think your life stinks. Ý You giving me the stink eye? Ý Great place, but service stinks. Ý Skunk Beer. The next issue of BARTENDER®:
FALL/WINTER 2021
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