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IN THIS ISSUEThe Voice of Adults 50+ in Western Colorado September 2022 | Volume 35 | Issue 9 On the Cover Fidel Garcia and Rudy Malesich wish to save lives by training local high schoolers in CPR Photo by Cloie Sandlin Publisher Kevin K. VanGundy Founding Publisher Susan Capps Editor in Chief Cloie Sandlin Graphic Designers B. MichaelBiglerL.Madsen Customer Service Manager Stacey Splude Advertising Director Kevin K. VanGundy Advertising Executive Debra Romaniec Toni Moersfelder Advertising & Marketing Assistant Kayla Pool Proofreader Jan Weeks Delivery LaurenP.O.BrittneyVanGundyBadeJustinBowenBox3895 Grand Junction, CO 81502 Phone: 970-243-8829 Website www.BeaconSeniorNews.com Email Beacon@PendantPublishing.com The BEACON brings hope and help to western Colorado seniors and those who serve them. The BEACON is published at the beginning of the month and is distributed at more than 300 locations throughout Mesa, Delta and Montrose counties. Publication of advertising does not necessarily constitute endorsement. Columns are opinions of the writers, not necessarily the opinion of the publisher. Deadline for advertising and announcements is the 15th of the month. Display advertising rates are available upon request. © Copyright 2022 • All Rights Reserved 8 COVER STORY I Can Save Your Life! These seniors equip high schoolers with training that could save your life in a medical emergency 14 What Recovery is Like After a Knee Replacement It’s good to gradually increase endurance, but one pitfall is doing too much too soon 15 How Dangerous is Monkeypox? Pharmacist Suzy Cohen answers common questions about the current monkey pox outbreak 16 Dumbbells: the Smart Way to Get Healthy for Women Over 50 If you think pumping iron is only for gym rats and bodybuilders, think again! 20 How to Start a Rock Collection One local rock hound’s getting-started guide to stones and minerals 28 What Happens to Land When Farmers Die? Accessing land is a barrier for incoming generations of aspiring farmers. Here’s how seniors can help 30 An Epic Empire State Road Trip From picking apples to playing race car driver, the challenge of this trip is selecting from a list of somethingfor-everyone choices Win 2 Concert Tickets! Mail in your entry form or sign up for our e-newsletter to win 2 tickets to Divas3 or Cherish the Ladies 2610 Surviving Grandparents Day Grandparents Day is September 11. What’s the best part about being a grandparent? Readers weigh in Coastal ColoradoGrandmother,style! For a look that’s relaxed yet sophisti cated, comfortable and carefree, local fashionista Sandra Wise shows you how to embrace this viral trend, even if you don’t live anywhere near a beach 32 38 Texting Isn’t Always Best Tips and insights to help you improve communication and avoid misunderstandings 40 Put “SHE GRADUATED” on My Tombstone I’ve decided to return to college. When my peers are retiring, I will be entering the job market 44 MESA COUNTY 44 Calendar 46 Clubs 50 Support Groups 52 MONTROSE & DELTA 52 Calendar 54 Clubs & Support Groups 58 Fun & Games 60 Classifieds 62 Opinion: Wrong to Bare Arms








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For my father struggling with Alzheimer’s, my grandmother was a godsend. Equally, she helped raise me and my two sisters. Good grandparents are those who fill in the parenting blanks. So on National Grandparents Day, which is September 11, please let these important role models know just how much they mean to you. And for you grandparents out there, thank you for your love, patience and wisdom. Your guidance and encourage ment last a lifetime. I CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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I’m not sure if Rudy Malesich and Fidel Garcia are grandparents, but in addition to saving countless lives, these former emergency medical professionals have impacted the lives of more than 6,000 local high school students. Both men hope that students all over Colorado will pay-it-forward by saving lives, thanks to the CPR training they receive through Garcia and Malesich’s PULSE program. Read more in this month’s cover story.
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My dad was in Texas when he was diagnosed with dementia in his early 60s. My parents had been divorced for several years, and my mom had since remarried and moved us to Colorado.Iwasn’t around to witness my dad’s decline, but my grandmother (we called her Granny), who was well into her 80s, would call with updates.Granny was very patient with my father as the disease progressed. After all, this wasn’t her first tango with a family member with dementia. My grandfather had also died from Alzheimer’s.I’velearned a lot about dementia and Alzhei mer’s in the years since my dad died, but there’s a lot that experts still don’t know, including how to prevent it or how to slow it down. Until a cure is found, the local Alzheimer’s Association in Grand Junction is a tremendous resource, offering care consultations, support groups and education programs for individuals and families across the western slope—all for free. Whether or not you know someone who’s been affected by dementia or Alzheimer’s (it’s likely that you have), you can raise funds for Alzheimer’s research and support services at the Walk to End Alzheimer’s on Saturday, Sep tember 24 at Lincoln Park in Grand Junction. (The Montrose Walk was in August). Our brains change as we age, but Alzhei mer’s is NOT a normal part of aging. If you have concerns about a loved one’s memory or your own, see page 25 for five questions to ask your doctor.





Fidel Garcia, left, and Rudy Malesich, right, started the PULSE program to train local high school students in CPR, so that in the event of cardiac arrest, they might just save your life. Photo by Cloie Sandlin.
Since Malesich and Garcia instituted the PULSE program in local schools in 2010, over 6,000 students have been trained. “They absolutely love it! The training goes quickly so they have to pay attention,” said Gar cia,The61. 90-minute session is intense, with no breaks. Garcia said students only have that time to build muscle memory, doing anywhere from 2,000-3,000 compressions throughout the course.“Our classes aren’t about sitting and talking. Students are on the mannequin practicing,” said Garcia.Ifthey can do it automatically, the chance of someone surviving greatly increases.
Since 2010, over 6,000 students have been trained in CPR, thanks to the PULSE program
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“About 100 kids per quarter get certified in both adult and child CPR and triage,” said Hatha way. “It also helps them find jobs babysitting.”
Rudy Malesich remembers well the times when he, as an EMT, responded to victims of heart attacks, only to find no one was performing CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscita tion) because they didn’t know how or were afraid to do it. Unfortunately, by the time the paramedics arrived, even CPR couldn’t save 85 percent of those victims.
MUSCLE MEMORY Malesich insisted that Garcia was the one who was motivated to create the program. The two men met in Leadville in 1979, where Malesich was an EMT and Garcia was a paramedic. When Malesich moved to the Grand Valley, Garcia soon followed and served a stint as the helicopter medic on St. Mary’s Flight for Life.
Central High School Health & Fitness Instruc tor Maddie Hathaway coordinates one session of PULSE every quarter.
People may be reluctant to give CPR because they don’t want to perform mouth-to-mouth breathing, which Garcia explained isn’t necessary anymore. Performing chest compressions will do fine.
While he was principal at Fruita Middle School, Malesich and Fidel Garcia, a certified paramedic and former helicopter medic, began a small-scale program partnering with Emergency Medical Services to train and certify students in CPR. PULSE, an acronym for Preventing Unneces sary Life-loss through Student Education, teach es kids how to perform CPR correctly. Graduates of the program are given T-shirts emblazoned with the words, “I can save your life!”
“There were always kids present, standing around with adults, unsure of what they could do to help,” said Malesich, 70. Later, as coroner in another Colorado county, Malesich said he dealt with the aftermath of these unfortunate but preventable circumstances.
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“While speaking to families, I often heard, ‘I wish that I would have known what to do to help him or her,’” said Malesich


“For every minute a person’s in cardiac arrest without CPR, it increases the chance of death 10 percent,” Garcia explained. “And the reality is that for any EMS agency, its best response time is going to be 5-7 minutes. If no one is getting CPR, they have very little chance of survival.”
In order to keep the rhythm, Garcia tells students to sing the chorus to the disco song, “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees. Garcia said the first thing to do if someone goes down, is to try to evince a response by shaking, shouting or otherwise trying to get an answer. If there is no response, then call 911.
To donate to the PULSE program, contact Garcia at fidel@proemsedu.com or call 970-210-0466.
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If no AED is available, start CPR. If there are others around, shout, “Call 911!” and begin the process. Once you start CPR, you must continue until help arrives or you reach exhaustion.
“As a retired educator with 38 years’ expe rience in public and higher education, I learned that we can never underestimate the capabilities of our young people,” said Malesich. “If we want to make substantive change, that is where we start.”Garcia also hopes the legislation will also include “Stop the Bleed” instruction, which would teach students how to control traumatic bleeding.“Idon’t give up easily,” said Malesich. “This time and effort would enable thousands of high school students to perform the ultimate com munity service—that of saving a life.” ■
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Adults can also take advantage of CPR train ing. The cost is $75 for a class which includes CPR and first aid. For more information, contact Garcia at Professional EMS Educa tion, 970-210-0466 or fidel@proemsedu. com
He also noted that resuscitating a person is the most rewarding outcome because of the impact it makes, not only on the victim but also on family and friends.
The students learn both CPR using man nequins and learn to use an AED (automated external defibrillator). The machines are ubiq uitous, perched on walls in schools, hospitals and businesses. When the device is powered up, it talks users through the process, so no one needs to be reluctant to use one on a person in cardiacStudentsarrest.Aedan Brannon, 18, and Madi Wil liams, 17, both took the class last year.
Because of its impact on students, seniors and families, Malesich and Garcia believe strongly that CPR training should be required in all high schools throughout Colorado. According to the American Heart Association, cardiac arrest survival is higher in states that require CPR in high schools. Currently, there are 39 states that require students to be trained in CPR, but Colorado isn’t one of them. Malesich is actively working to change that by appealing to senators and members of congress in hopes of passing relevant legislation.
Emergency Medical Technician classes are also available for those who want to move beyond basic first aid.
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“It was a good thing to know. I feel more com petent to handle an emergency,” said Brannon. As a lifeguard, Williams found it very valuable.
Rudy Malesich and Fidel Garcia demonstrate the right way to perform CPR using an AED. Currently, 39 states require students to be trained in CPR, but Colorado isn’t one of them. Malesich and Garcia are working to change that. If you believe CPR training should be taught to Colorado high school students, contact local legislators, or reach out to Malesich at rmalesich@bresnan.net or 970-260-6763.


“MOMMA! ERNIE STEPPED ON MY PTERODACTYL AGAIN. WHAT DOES F$#@&FRAT&%*# MEAN?”
“When I visit my great-granddaughters, we have tea parties, or we go on picnics or play with dolls. I’m a retired teacher and I love to work with them on their letters and sight words. The best thing is that I have time to love and enjoy them!”
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“Having grandkids gives me a reason to keep learning, traveling and living life more fully than I might. They give me a chance to be more child-like in my thinking and perceptions...become re-inspired by things around me. I give them an ear and attention...they give me hugs and cuddles!
Day that could power a small city. Jack likes to build stuff. So we have plastic building blocks, gears, wheels, tools and other creative toys for him that tend to end up all over the“Owowow!house. F$#@&frat&%*#!” “Momma! Ernie stepped on my pterodactyl again. What does F$#@&frat&%*# mean?” When he starts turning all his toys into weaponry and making explosion sounds, my wife and I head outside. He loves to ride his bicycle around our condo complex and he likes it when I run after him. “Come on, Ernie. Faster!” “I need (gasp) to rest (wheeze).” “Momma ran faster this morn ing.”Momma had gone to the grocery store for a “few things” more than an hour ago. I’m betting she’s in the parking lot with the seat back, napping.When we get sweaty from exer cise, we head for the pool. Jack has water wings so he can float forever.
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“I have five grandkids and the best part of being a grandma is when they hug me and say, ‘I love you, Grandma!’”
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“You wonder if you can love a grandchild as much as your child. When your grandchild is born, a new chamber opens in your heart and you discover you love your grandkids in a totally different way from loving your kids. There’s room for both.”
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By Ernie Witham “Ernie?...Ernie?...Ernie?.”Ilookedupandmetthe eyes of an eager and excited young boy. “Sorry, I can’t play right now, Jack.”“Why?”“Because I have some writing to do.”“Why?”“It’sfor an article.” “What’s an article?” “About 600 words.” I laughed. Jack“It’sdidn’t.fora magazine. I have an allotted space to fill.” “What’s a lotta space to fill?” “Let’s see how quiet we can be right now. Like a game. The silent game.“Okay,”Okay?”Jack sighed. “Ernie?... Ernie?...Ernie?”Ourgrandson Jack is 4 years old. His parents are having a baby. So for Grandparent’s Day—actually week— he’s staying with us. He’s a fun, joy ous, bright, inquisitive, inventive and loving child, and has an energy level “Come on, Ernie. Faster!” “I need to stop before I sink.” A few weeks ago, we went camp ing with Jack and his parents on the eastern side of the state. “Look at all the ducks and tur tles!” Jack said. “Don’t touch the turtles, okay, Jack?” Momma said. “Because“Why?” they are snapping tur tles and might bite you.” “Oh. Ernie, put your finger in the turtle’s mouth. I want to see if he bites“Tempting,you.” but maybe we should move over near the ducks.” “Don’t get your feet wet,” Mom ma told “WhyJack.doI have to take my shoes off before I get back in the car?” “Because they smell like duck poo.”“Duck poo, duck poo, duck poo,” Jack said melodically. We also went to a museum. Jack loves the “Butterflies Alive” exhibit. “Remember, Jack. You can’t touch the butterflies,” Momma said. “Why? Do they bite?” “No, but they are fragile. See how thin their wings are?” “Why are their wings thin?” “Because if they were too heavy, they would just keep falling out of the sky like rocks and crush us all,” I said.“Like meteors. Then we would have to get laser guns and shoot all the butterflies to save everyone.” We both made some blasting sounds. Several pair of eyes flashed ourMeanwhile,way. Jack got as close to the butterflies as he could without actually touching them. “They have weird eyes. Like zombies.”“Inever noticed that before. “Ernie? Are you done writing yet?” I looked at the screen. Somehow I had squeaked out enough words for my grandparenting article. “Yes! What should we do now?” “Climb “Perfect!”trees.”Isaid as I grabbed the first aid kit. ■







I caught them from my grand sons—the three “E”s. Starting with Enthusiasm.Ipurposely sat across from my grandson Mason while my husband drove the speed boat, so I got the best view of the 6-year-old’s expres sions. The faster we zipped around the lake, the bigger his grin. He has a way of grinning with his entire body, his smile revealing one newly emerged front tooth. When the boat slowed, he whirled a hand around into a tornado shape and shouted, “Faster!HeightenedFaster!”enthusiasm continued the next day when we snorkeled a new lake. When I asked my daughter where we should go, she pointed to an area where tree branches stuck out of the water. “Let's see what's around that fallen tree,” she said. We snorkeled toward it and dis covered an underwater world with algae-coated tree branches and a huge school of bluegills. We surfaced to share our amazement and to guess the number of fish. “One hundred!” Mason exclaimed. “No, more like 200!” Jay, the 9-year-old cried. “Let's look for sunk en Wetreasures.”enthusiastically dipped under again.That night, I got warm goodnight hugs. Afterward, Mason ran for the bedroom only to pause, whip around and return for a second hug. I enthu siastically hugged him back. Later in the week, after challeng ing my daughter and the two boys to a game of Capture the Flag, I caught my second E—Energized. I tried to dart away from the athletic 6-year-old. I knew my sprinting muscles would scream at me later, but I didn't care. And when my daughter and I strategized about whether we should storm Mason and grab the flag or try to tag Jay and get him out of “jail,” I admit to being so caught up in the game, I said, “Let him rot in jail. We're going for theEnergized,flag.” muscles screaming, we stormed, darted, and grabbed. Success!Before our visit was over, I caught a third E from my grandsons: Enlight enment.While reading a book about rein deer, Jay furrowed his“I'vebrow.been won dering this forever. How does Rudolf get to sleep with his red
“Watching my daughter be a mother to my 2-yearold grandson, Jace. It makes me feel like I did some things right. My wife and I love watching them both grow and being a part of their lives.”
Sheila Johnson - Delta “My friend Karen and I were single moms togeth er and now we’re single grandmas. We love shar ing photos, advice and stories about the adven tures of our children and now our grandchildren. Being a grandparent is about sharing love.”
Gordy & Silke Printz - Montrose “Spending time together and watching our only grandchild grow up. Vivika is now 14 and has a great sense of humor and a playful spir it. We enrich each other’s lives. She teaches her grandpa how to be cool and tech-savvy. She loves being girlish and playful with her Omi.”
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nose shining in his eyes?” “Uh, I've never thought about it. Good point. He could cover it up, I suppose.”Whilereading a second book about prehistoric times, Mason asked, “How did the first rocks start?”Iopted for the easy answer. “God created them.” “The universe began with an ex plosion,” Jay countered. “That's how we got stars, the sun and things like rocks. I forget when that happened. Do you know?” I rubbed my forehead. Oh, boy. “I'll need to do some research and get back to you on that one. For now, would you show me how to make those cool effects on Kids Messenger? I want to turn myself into a kangaroo.” I pulled out my phone. “Sure, Energized,Grammy.”Ienthusiastically lean in, ready to be enlightened. ■
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“We’re blessed with 11 grandchildren ages 14-27. We spend a lot of time listening and answering their questions, getting to know their friends and attending their events. We will be a fourgeneration family with the arrival of our first great-grandchild in December.”
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Initially, owner Robert Dittmer started Mobility Driven from his garage because his father, who had multiple sclerosis, needed hand controls installed on a steering wheel to drive. Realizing a local need for that service, Dittmer built the company into so much more.
Although these online reviews for Mobility Driven are relatively anonymous, the stories of compro mised mobility may resonate with many in Western Colorado.
Mobility Driven’s adaptive solutions allow you to stay in control of your life Keith's adventure rig has a wheel chair lift and driver transfer seat with MPS & Guidosimplex hand controls that allow him to drive.
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The staff at Mobility Driven want people to know, however, that mo bility issues, whether temporary or permanent, do not need to change yours or a loved one’s life.
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“If this is not part of your world, you don’t know what equipment is even available,” Burford said. “We get referrals from around the coun try. We can work with people from anywhere.”Togetan idea of what these mobility experts are capable of, visit Mobility Driven on Facebook to see happy customers with their adaptive devices. For a free consul tation, call 970-712-1435.
“Mobility Driven has repaired the electrical system and lift on our old van, installed lifts and transfer seats in our accessible camper trailer, and our new wheelchair van.”
“Mobility Driven helped me find my wheelchair accessi ble van and keep it working!”
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Holding onto a family home or the ability to drive is important, but it’s crucial to have the work done by certified professionals. Modifying a vehicle with do-it-yourself hand controls can change airbag deploy ment, not to mention raise liability issues if faulty equipment causes an accident. For this reason, Dittmer encouraged people to call Mobility Driven to start consultations. Technicians will learn specific home or vehicle needs and cus tomize options to fit a customer’s budget and desires because the second story of your home, a drive to your favorite restaurant or a long overdue visit to that secret fishing hole shouldn’t be off-limits because of mobility.
Serving Western Colorado and Eastern Utah, as well as clients outside that area with specific project needs. We believe your mobility should NEVER BE LIMITED by your ability! Sometimes all you need to stay active and independent is one of our adaptive controls. Hand controls to operate the gas/ brake system, a spinner knob to help turn the steering wheel, or a set of secondary controls to turn on/off lights, turn signals and wipers while you keep both hands on the wheel. We also install electronic running boards, automatic door/trunk openers, removable lifts and transfer seats, making your current vehicle more accessible and user friendly. We are dedicated to finding a solution that works for you! For more information visit our website and Facebook pages, you can see photos and videos of equipment and see how it all works together. Regain Your Independence with Mobility Driven www.MobilityDriven.com Open Monday thru Friday 9am to 5pm 832 North Crest Drive, Unit B | Grand Junction, CO 81506 info@mobilitydriven.com | 970-712-1435 | Adaptive Solutions MONTROSE-DELTAENTERTAINMENT FOOD • INFO See You At Thurs., Sept. 15, 2022 9am to 2pm Booth #46
“We more or less specialize in adaptive equipment for people who have a hindrance—anything from a small spinner knob because you can’t steer the wheel (of a vehicle) to people who need full van conver sions,” said Office Manager Kaydee Burford. “Most of our home equip ment is geared toward seniors who don’t necessarily want to move out of their homes, so we make their current home more accessible.”




• Use assistive devices such as a long-handled shoehorn, a long-handled sponge, and a grabbing tool or reacher to avoid bending over too far.
recovery like after a knee replacement?
A new knee will probably not set off metal detectors, however, you should carry a medical alert card in dicating you have an artificial knee just in case.
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• Rearrange furniture so you can maneuver with a walker or crutches.
• Prepare a recovery area on one floor of your home. Designate a room in your house with a comfy chair and firm seat cushion (re cliners work great because you can elevate your legs). Place most things you need within arm’s reach such as eyeglasses, cell phone and charger, TV remote, water and snacks, tissues and the most recent BEACON of course!
HEALTHY GEEZER BY FRED CICETTI Send your general health questions to Healthy Geezer in care of the BEACON, or email him at Fred@HealthyGeezer.com
More than 9 out of 10 patients who have a total knee replace ment have positive results. Most people report reduced pain and improved ability to perform com monAboutactivities.300,000 knee re placements are performed each year in the U.S. Sur gery usually takes about two hours. Most patients who undergo total knee replacement are between the ages of 60 and 80. Within the first year after sur gery, it’s good to gradually increase endurance. One pitfall to recovery is trying to do too much too soon. Doctors will prescribe physical therapy exercises to help patients bend and extend the leg. Additional ly, patients are encouraged to walk as much as they can. Stationary bi cycles are recommended for muscle tone and flexibility. In time, other acceptable activi ties usually include dancing, golfing with spikeless shoes and a cart, and bicycling on flat ground. Don’t do anything that puts stress on the knee such as racket sports, football, baseball, basketball and skiing. And don’t lift anything heavier than 40 pounds. Once the wound is healed, pa tients can usually swim. It takes most patients six to eight weeks before they’re back in action. Some peo ple may be able to drive within a week, providing their left knee was replaced and they have automatic transmission. If the right knee was replaced, most doctors recom mend not driving for six to eight weeks.Here’s a list of modifications those recovering from knee re placement surgery might consider to make their home easier to navi gate during recovery:
• Declutter and remove all loose carpets and electric cords.
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• Install a shower chair, gripping bar and toilet-seat riser in the bathroom.
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A . No. There will be no monkeypox lockdowns, so don’t worry! It’s not transmitted the same way.
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Q. What can we do to minimize the spread?
Q. What should you do if you get infected?
Q. Will monkeypox kill people all over the world similarly to the coronavirus?
A. If you develop a rash, ulcer or raised lesion (or you feel sick), avoid close contact with other humans and contact your phy sician.
The World Health Organization recently declared monkeypox a global health emergency. Mon keypox causes lesions similar to smallpox but is milder and self-lim iting for most people, meaning symptoms usually resolve without treatment.Incaseyou’re worried, almost everyone who’s had monkeypox in the current outbreak is alive and well. Nevertheless, monkeypox is a hot topic in the news. Allow me to ease your mind by answering these eight common questions.
Q. What are the symptoms?
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Q. How is monkeypox transmitA.ted?Monkeypox is believed to be mostly sexually transmitted. However, there are other modes of transmission such as pro longed face-to-face contact or kissing. Studies confirm that the DNA virus is found mainly in se men, saliva, urine and/or feces.
A. Call your physician or visit an urgent care center. For home relief, consider over-the-count er analgesics and antipyretics for fever and pain. Avoid close contact with others to minimize spread. ■
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A. See the live case counts
A. The virus was first identified from monkeys! It was discovered in 1958 when outbreaks occurred in monkeys that were being used for research. According to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), the source of the disease remains unknown, however, monkeys (and rodents) harbor the virus.
Q. Why is it named monkeypox?
Q. What is the monkeypox case count in the U.S.?
A. No, you can’t give it to your pets, but your pets can give it to you. People become infected from exposure to sick animals which include gerbils, hamsters, rabbits, monkeys, dogs and cats. Of these, rodents seem to be the biggest transmitters.
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GETTING STARTED We typically have one side of the body that is stronger than the other, and working with dumbbells shows us very quickly which side is which. If you’re just starting out, focus on working your weaker side first so you can really isolate those areas to build up your strength. Try to work with a gym part ner to spot you when you begin. If you’re going it alone, start with exercises where you are upright so you can gauge whether or not you have the strength in your wrists and in stabilizer muscles to hold the dumbbells and do the exercises properly.
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FORM IS IMPORTANT Keeping your body in correct align ment is extremely important when using dumbbells. Unlike weight ma chines, there isn’t anything to keep you working in a specific plane of motion. For example, when you're doing a squat, your back needs to be strong and your abs need to be contracted. You're holding the weight, gently putting it on the ground, and then rising up with a small bend in your knees, making sure that your hips move back and forward.It’sso easy when holding dumb bells to want to bend your wrists, which creates a lot of strain and pressure on them. Make sure your wrists are always straight in order to hold the dumbbells properly.
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In order to avoid strain on the shoulder, make sure that you're never reaching your arms over your head with a dumbbell. Instead, make sure your arms are com ing up laterally. Make sure your shoulder is aligned, your thumb is facing up to wards the sky and your arm never goes above shoulder level. This will make sure your shoulder joint stays in alignment so you won’t hurt yourself while doing these exercises. Consider using a lighter weight when doing shoulder exer cises to minimize the possibility of strain.
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A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. “She lives at the airport,” he said. “When we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.”
I caught my grandson chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
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Two weeks after my 1-year-old grandson’s photo shoot, I returned to the studio to view the pictures on the monitor. The photographer started de scribing the merits of each photo, but as he went through the set, he spoke so quickly that I couldn’t get a word in. Finally, after we’d seen all The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.The husband thought for a mo ment: “Well, this is all very roman tic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry, my love, but I wish to have a wife 30 years younger than me.” The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! The husband aged 30 years.
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The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.” means.”“Ido, too!” the boy replied. “It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.”
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Submitted by Georgia Manning Perhaps English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guin ea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it aOnepig. goose, two geese. So one moose, two meese? And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on. And, when the stars are out, they are visible. How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? You may find a lone mouse or a whole set of mice, yet the plural of house is houses not hice. If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet, and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
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If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, why should not the plural of booth be called beeth? We speak of a brother and also of brethren, but though we say Mother, we never say Methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine she, shis and shim. If quitters never win, and win ners never quit, what fool came up with “quit while you’re ahead”? And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?
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For beginners who are interested in exploring the amazing world of rocks and minerals, here are some tips for starting and maintaining an excellent collection that’s sure to bring you joy for years to come!
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4. Catalog your collection. Begin a catalog or database of your specimens. At the very least, maintain a record that identi fies each specimen by a unique name or number, its mineral names, the year mined and locale details (including the mine name as well as specifics such as depth of find or level). Including the price paid for purchased specimens and any other details regarding their previous history or display can also be helpful in determining the value of your collection in the future.
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1. Do the research. Start close to home by exploring the geology in your area. What minerals and rocks are present in your neighborhood? Are there any interesting geological features? By familiarizing yourself with the samples available near your home, you can get used to using the tools of the trade and practice your collecting skills without venturing out into unfamiliar territory.
2. Join a club. What better way to learn about collecting than to connect with others who share your interest? Your local mineral collector’s club is a great place to learn more about the area as well as the best ap proaches to collecting. There’s no need to recreate the wheel when you can benefit from the How to start a rock collection A rock-solid guide to stones and minerals for beginners knowledge of those who are more experienced. Collectors clubs are also a great way to learn about other gatherings, events and expeditions. The American Mineral Federation lists contact info for many clubs across the country.
3. Gather the tools. A great beginner’s toolkit includes safety glasses, a short-handled shovel, a good rock hammer or geologist’s pick, a mallet, chisel, bucket, work gloves and a pair of sturdy boots—all of which can be found at most hardware stores. You can always add more sophisticated items to your toolkit as your collection grows.
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7. Learn how to properly trim and display your collection. By studying the display of pieces you admire and learning what helps a quality specimen stand out, you’ll begin develop ing an eye for display which will help you trim and balance your display pieces in an attractive way.
10. Purchase quality. It may take you a while to develop an eye for fine quality stones and minerals, but as you learn more about the characteristics you are seeking, make sure you are buying the best you can afford.
It’s far better to own a collec tion with just a few stunning, high-quality display specimens, than to hold onto a large col lection of mediocre pieces. Above all else, have fun! Rock and mineral collecting is an adven ture. If you aren’t having a good time, you’re doing it wrong. ■ Scott Warren is with the Grand Junction Gem & Mineral Club, which meets at 7 p.m. the second and fourth Thursday of the month at 2328 Monument Road, Grand Junction. For details, visit grandjunctionrockclub.org.www.
6. Use reliable reference sourc es. Invest in a good reference book, or other resource materi als and publications.
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8. Limit the size of your mineral collection. It may sound counterintuitive, but invest in a nice display cabinet or case and limit your collection to what fits inside. This will help you select your specimens with discernment and avoid the alltoo-common scenario of your collection becoming difficult to manage. There is no point in collecting pieces that remain unseen in storage. If you find yourself needing to downsize, consider trading some of your pieces with other enthusiasts. By bundling your less desir able pieces, you may be able to obtain one or two choice specimens.
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September’s seasonal conditions signal the summer crops to finish out the season before frost comes.InColorado, we fell below 13½ hours of daylight on August 20, which causes many vegetable crops to produce flowers and seed for the next generation. This time of year, we commonly see annuals bloom one last time while perennials begin the process of storing nutrients in their roots so they can grow again in the spring. We will continue to lose daylight until December 20. Many crops still thrive with less than 13½ hours of light, but most will stop flowering when we hit 10 hours of sunshine on November 17. As winter rolls in, commercial growers protect their crops with hoop houses, high tunnels and heated greenhouses. As hobby growers, we must rely on timing and crop selection to keep the fresh food coming. Hunter Douglas or their Hunter Douglas or their Blind N' Shutter, Inc. Ave Ste CO M-F: am
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NOW IS TIME TO START YOUR WINTER have until about September 15 to get fall and winter crops estab lished. The goal is to have strong teenaged crops heading into late October and early November, when overnight temperatures really drop. Planting seeds in late September and early October doesn’t provide enough time for plant growth, and small seedlings can’t handle the stress of reduced daylight hours and colder temperatures. Adding some wire hoops or tomato cages and covering them with plastic can help insulate plants, but the reduction in daylight hours is hard to offset.
WHAT TO PLANT Our selection of winter crops is more extensive than most people realize. I prefer to plant carrots and on ions in August, but short-season and baby carrots or green onion seed can be planted now. Bulls Blood beets make a vibrant addition to any winter dish because the leaves turn deep ma roon as winter sets in. There’s also a wide variety of radishes to choose from, such as white icicle, pink China rose and purple daikon. Leafy crops like lettuces and spinach also do well in cooler seasons.
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The most popular fall and winter crops are kale, chard, pak choi and tatsoi, as they all have thicker leaves to hold up to cold nights. Addition ally, these crops tend to have an upright growth pattern, which is beneficial even when the sun is low er in the sky in the fall and winter. Mache, or corn lettuce, and clay tonia are two winter greens that thrive in our climate. They won’t grow in the summer, but they make great salad greens and offer fun textures for cooking. They are great
It’s important to note that seed packets list the days to maturity heading into summer. The same crop that takes 40 days to mature when it’s planted in May can take 50 days to mature when it’s planted on September 5, 60 days when planted on September 20, and a full 100 days if planted on October 3. In August and early September, plant seeds weekly for succession crops—cutting leaves from one plant, then the next, then the next while the first plant re-grows. We need to ratchet up the seeding time because plant growth will slow and we want a steady supply of food. By September 10, plant seeds every four to five days. By Septem ber 20, plant seeds every three days. After Sep tember 25, juvenile plants are in danger of freezing.
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Here are a few ways you can pre pare your pet for a disaster:
1. Make sure your pet is easily identifiable if they dart away in an emergency. The most perma nent form of pet identification is a microchip implanted by your veterinarian, which links your con tact information to your pet when scanned. The quickest way to get your lost pet home is a secure ID tag attached to a collar.
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BY JENNA KRETSCHMAN Jenna Kretschman is Roice-Hurst Humane Society’s Communications Coordinator. Contact her at Planningjenna@rhhumanesociety.orgforyour pets in an emergency
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2. Prepare an emergency kit for your pet. Grab a tote bin and fill it with essential pet supplies like leashes, bowls, cat litter and box, extra pet food, bottled water, proof of ownership and vet records. If you must evacuate your home quickly, you’ll have everything you need for your pets in one place. Go through the kit after your pet’s yearly vet exam to update information and refresh the food supply.
3. Know a safe place to take your pet. If you aren’t able to return home right away, it’s good to know where you can turn for safety. Talk with a trusted friend or family member about being your emer gency home away from home, or keep a list of pet-friendly motels on hand. There are also community re sources you can turn to, like Home ward Hounds at HomewardBound of the Grand Valley. Other services provided by Roice-Hurst Humane Society include a free pet pantry and crisis boarding program.
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When we hear about tragic events and disasters in the news, we tend to think that those bad things only happen to other people, never to us. But we’re equally likely to face a crisis, and in the chaos of an emergency, often times the safety and wellbeing of our pets becomes compromised.
4. Make a fire evacuation plan. If your house catches fire, the smell of smoke and shrieking fire alarms will likely scare your pet into hiding. Walk through your house and make sure there are no hardto-get-to hiding places. Get a pet rescue alert sticker and place it near your front door to alert first responders that there are pets in the home. Lastly, test your smoke and carbon monoxide detectors twice yearly. Daylight saving time is a great reminder.
5. Practice car safety. You wear a seatbelt to protect your body in a car accident, and your pet de serves the same protection. In the car, your pet should be either kept securely in a carrier or otherwise tethered into the car with a pet seat belt. Never let your dog ride loose in the back of a pickup truck.
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6. Include your pet in your endof-life plan. If you were to pass away, having a plan in place for your pets can make the transition smoother for them. In your will, you can name a new caretaker for your pets (whether that’s a family member or animal shelter) and dedicate an amount of money to leave specifically for their care. Write down everything their new caretaker needs to know, from vet records to daily routines. Find sample directives at your-petshumanesociety.org/planning-for-www.rh



The Walk to End Alzheimer’s is the world’s largest fundraiser for Alzheimer’s care, support and research. While there is no fee to regis ter, all participants are encouraged to raise critical funds that allow the Alzheimer’s Association to provide 24/7 care and support and research prevention, treatment and, ultimately, a cure. Here’s how you can 1.participate: Register for the Grand Junction Walk at www.alz.org/walk. Sign up as a team captain, team member or individual. You may opt to walk from home instead.
3. What tests could you perform that might rule out Alzheimer’s or
To help, the Alzheimer’s Asso ciation has developed a list of five questions that individuals or family members can ask the doctor to help ensure that the visit is productive and patients get proper direction.
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Are memory issues a concern? 5 questions to ask your doctor dementia as a diagnosis?
1. Do I (or the patient) have any medical conditions that could increase my risk for developing Alzheimer’s disease or another form of dementia?
“This is a good starting point for having a productive conver sation with your family doctor,” said Danelle Hubbard, director of health systems for the Alzheimer’s Association of Colorado. “I would suggest bringing these questions in writing along with any other specific concerns or examples you may have. There can be a number of reasons behind memory loss and mood change, so it’s important to get guidance from your doctor as early as possible.”
4. Are you aware of my family histo ry, particularly among immediate family (grandparents, parents or siblings) related to Alzheimer’s or dementia?
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5. Should I be concerned about (explain any changes in memory, focus, thinking or mood)?
2. Am I taking any medications that could be causing memory or cog nitive-related symptoms?
For individuals who have imme diate questions, the Alzheimer’s Association has a free, 24/7 Help line staffed by trained professionals who can provide guidance and sup port: 800-272-3900. Information is also available at www.alz.org.
If you or a loved one have concerns about memory loss or other unex plained changes in behavior, getting an expert opinion from your doctor is an important first step in under standing how to proceed. Medicare offers a free annual wellness visit for those 65 and older where patients can request a brain health assessment. But if you don’t see your family physician frequent ly, he or she may not know you well enough to determine if you are experiencing cognitive changes.
2. Start fundraising and spread the word.
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Ella Fitzgerald, Etta James, and Aretha Franklin influenced Casey Borghesi’s vocals. In her teens, she loved performing in local commu nity theaters. Receiving the Tom Hanks scholarship helped her obtain a Bachelor’s of Fine Arts degree in acting and musical theatre, too. Members have favorite styles or songs. Yates hammers down on the disco era, while Farrell said, “My favorite number is ‘You've Got a Friend.’ The arrangement is just stellar and it’s an absolute joy to share that moment with the other ladies.”Still, being on the road is no bed of roses. Yates dreads the long car rides, while Farrell’s biggest demon is learning the words to songs. Borghesi’s bugaboo is memoriz ing all the material.
Yates started singing and danc ing as a youngster. Her background in musical theatre stood her in good stead later as she traveled the world with her husband, who is also an Sheentertainer.doesstints in Las Vegas, starring in several shows and pro ductions.“Ihave been a member of Divas3 for the last two years and love to get out of Las Vegas and travel with these talented ladies!” she said.
Farrell, a native of Ohio, has been in the entertainment business since she was 5. The award-winning actress and singer has appeared in the feature films “Forever’s End” and “The Father and the Bear.” She’s also starred in off-Broadway musicals and regional productions.
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The Divas are hoping to have a meet and greet after the show. However, due to the rise in COVID cases, it will depend on how things look closer to the performance date. If one of them gets sick, the tour will have to be canceled. ■
“I want to get to the fun part of performing full out, the lights, cos tumes and live band. However, in order to get to that stage, you have to know your lyrics and choreogra phy,” she said. Still, Yates said making memories is the fun part. Borghesi said taking the audience on a journey with the music and storyline is “electric… there’s nothing quite like it.”
Volunteers will meet at Sherwood Park at 9:30 a.m. to collect their tools to do outdoor yard work for our older neighbors in Grand Junction. Work will wrap up at noon and we will gather for a Celebration of Service at the Ale House at 12:30 p.m. A LITTLE HELP is now in Grand Junction to help older adults in our community. Rake & Bag Leaves • Weed Gardens • Trim Bushes & Trees • Remove Broken Limbs • Shovel Snow • Light Household Chores Grocery & Pharmacy Runs • Small Seasonal House Repairs • Or just call or stop by to say “Hi!” To register for our October 29th Service Saturday Fall Clean-Up or for more information on all services call 970-404-1923 If you would like to become A LITTLE HELP Volunteer call, or visit our website at www.alittlehelp.org/service-saturdays-registration Community Concerts of the Grand Valley 2022-2023 Concert Series Who doesn’t love Aretha, Cher and Dolly, and other female vocalists? Divas3 will cover the hits of these talented songstresses and more in the first show of the Community Concerts of the Grand Valley’s (CCGV) 78th season at the Avalon Theatre on October 13. To celebrate the biggest hits by the greatest divas in music history, Emily Yates, Charity Farrell and Casey Borghesi blend their powerhouse voices into harmonies that raise goosebumps in the audience. The ladies have been singing separately on varied stages and in multiple venues all over the world, including the Las Vegas Strip, cruise ships and concerts in 51 countries. The three are thrilled to finally come together for this performance and bring an enticing mix of pure class and per sonalities, while honoring the iconic hits of music’s greatest divas. Creating a 90-minute show is hard, and they chose to narrow the show down to three decades: the 1960s through the 1990s.

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Another founding member, gui tarist Mary Coogan’s mother came from Castlerea in Ireland’s County Roscommon, and her father’s love of traditional music led Coogan to teach herself to play guitar, mando lin and bouzouki. “Acoustic Guitar Magazine” named her one of the 122 E. Aspen Avenue | Fruita, CO 81521 tcfinance.net
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Accordion player Mirella Murray, a native of County Galway, Ireland, also credited her father with instill ing a deep understanding and love for traditional music in her. The All-Ireland championship winner also teaches, and 22 of her pupils are champion accordionists. Pianist Kathleen Boyle hails from Glasgow, Scotland, but grew up steeped in the traditional music of Donegal, Ireland. The award-win ning musician has performed for Prince Charles, an Irish president, and around the world as a member of Cherish the Ladies. Nollaig Casey brings her fiddle to life in the time-honored tunes the band plays. Her unique way of playing traditional Irish music on the fiddle had led her to record with music greats Van Morrison, Sinéad O’Connor, Nanci Griffith, Ricky Skaggs, Rod Stewart and many more artists. Every performance of this all female group includes world cham pion step dancers from River Dance and Lord of the Dance, both shows conceived and led by master step dancer Michael Flatley. The ladies consider themselves fortunate for having had the op portunity to tour the world, playing their own compositions, songs their fathers taught them, and those they resurrected from manuscripts they have found. This isn’t their first trip to Grand Junction. They’ve graced the Ava lon stage many times, including two with the Grand Junction Symphony.
“We love to make people happy,” said Madden, “And we work very hard for that standing ovation that we want to get.”
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Cherish the Ladies October 28 • 7:30 p.m. see them all! 6 Concerts ~ Only $80 * Divas 3 October 13 • 7:30 pm Cherish the Ladies October 28 • 7:30 pm The Everly Set - A Tribute to the Everly Brothers November 15 • 7:30 pm Sail On - Beach Boys Tribute January 15 • 3:00 pm Dan Miller - Cowboy Review February 2 • 7:30 pm Beginnings: A Celebration of the Music of Chicago April 25 • 7:30 pm Tickets for CCGV’s 78th season start at $80* and can be purchased at the Avalon Theatre, Tuesday through Saturday from 12-6 p.m., or call 970-263-5757. If you prefer to mail in your seat reservations, visit: valley.org/ticketswww.communityconcertsgrand and click on the “Download Mail-in Form.”
Fans of Irish music, put October 27 on your calendar, and cele brate the songs and step dancing when Cherish the Ladies, one of America’s most heralded Irish music ensembles, takes the Avalon stage. Back in the day, the Clancy Brothers, The Chieftains, Tommy Maken and other male Irish bands ruled the airwaves and stages for years. Then in 1985, Cherish the Ladies gave the men a run for their money by celebrating the rise of women in a male-dominated music scene.Joanie Madden, flautist and self-described organizer for 38 years, said, “We started as a fluke concert series featuring women musicians, and now we have toured the world, recorded 18 albums and been the guest soloists for 300 nights of symphony!” She and the rest of the ensem ble blend traditional music with captivating vocals and spirited step dancing.Achild of two Irish immigrants, Madden grew up in the Bronx. Her father, Joe, was an All-Ireland Champion accordion player who passed his music down to his daugh ter. In fact, all the members of Cher ish the Ladies have musical fathers.





“There are lots of young people who would make wonderful farm ers and are willing to do the hard work but can’t afford the land,” said Diana Wilson, who’s lived in Montrose since 1972. “Then there’s this other side of it where the land is not affordable because it’s being sold.”Colorado’s western slope is well known for its agricultural heritage, with Montrose County showcas ing 330,523 acres of land in farms that contribute to over $81 million in products sold at market value, according to 2017 Census of Agri culture.Yetas agricultural land becomes increasingly harder to access, “there’s going to be less and less farmland and less and less ability for this valley to feed itself,” Wilson warned.
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Land is the one ground that holds us all in common. It is the backbone to the food we eat, our daily activities and the places we callBetweenhome. 2001 and 2016, over 11 million acres of agricultural land in the United States have been taken out of agricultural use, according to American Farmland Trust. At the same time, the price of farmland has steadily increased from the 1980s onward, with costs per acre more than doubling between 2000 and 2015. The factors that have influenced agricultural land loss and value appreciation are multi-facet ed, including land being converted to residential housing, urban devel opment and influxes of wealth.
Steve Hale teaches Samatha Wynne’s oldest son about cultivating the land. Photo by Samantha Wynne
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With land being essential to food production, these patterns weigh heavily in the agricultural realm, as accessing land becomes a greater barrier for the incoming generation of aspiring farmers and ranchers. Regarding the future of land access, Reese Lovell of Eagle Land Brokerage in Montrose foresees a shift toward land sharing. “We’re going to see a transition into shared ownership—where it’s not one big individual that owns it all and controls it. It’s going to be more about a collective of people that all own a property together,” said“Agri-hoods”Lovell. come in many forms, with the common feature of integrating residential housing with agriculture.“It’sthrough people that you’re able to get connected to the land... so building those connec tions upon honesty and
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“I showed up at his farm—it was totally overgrown, he was frustrat ed and told me he didn’t need help with marketing because his labor had quit,” she said. However, she managed to sift through the weeds and joined him as field labor, learning the ways of organic agriculture over time. Yet, when the farm was inevitably sold, she was at a loss. Buying land on her own with her family in Mon trose was not in the cards.
Much of their success has blos somed without land ownership at all. Instead, they consistently lease land throughout the seasons.
“There’s not enough hours in a day if you are spread out too far,” warned Scott Freeman, an expe rienced Montrose County dairy farmer. He stressed the importance of farmers living on the same land that they run, as “the more inti mately connected to the land [you are], the more successful.”
Wynne and her partner had been working on updating the wiring on an old farmhouse when Steve Hale with Western Heritage Farms, who she initially met at the Montrose Farmers Market, proposed a generous offer: Grow cooperatively together, sharing the land his family has as fifth-genera tion“Normally,ranchers.farming is pretty si loed and you are very independent, but now it’s all hands on deck,” said Wynne.
While leasing land may not be a long-term solution for some farms, it’s certainly a testament to their commitment to the land and the community. ■
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“We’ve been able to bring such different values, beliefs and life styles together because we have a common purpose: bringing the best nutrient-dense food to our community,” said Wynne. This perseverance and dedi cation can be seen by other new farmers in the valley, such as Caleb Valdez and Brittany Duffy of Un compahgre Farms, who similar to Wynne, are participants in Valley Food Partnership’s beginning farm er/rancher program.
























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Boldt was one of the wealthy ty coons who, during America’s Gilded Age (1870s-1920s), constructed opulent mansions on islands in the St. Lawrence River. He planned his castle as a gift for his wife Lou ise, but when she died before the The 127-room Boldt Castle has been restored and opened for visitors. A 1929 speedboat at the Antique Boat Museum in Clayton, New York. You-pick fruit orchards abound.
You may have to loosen your belt during the sojourn in this di et-busting locale. Farm stands and you-pick fruit orchards vie with cheese shops and bakeries to tempt passersby with tasty treats. Craft breweries, cideries and wineries provide beverages to accompany theseMuseumsdelicacies.range from tiny estab lishments to world-class collections.
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The Antique Boat Museum in Clayton, the heart of the Thousand Islands area, is much larger. It hous es more than 350 vessels ranging from canoes and kayaks to sleek powerVisitorsboats.may row a traditional St. Lawrence skiff, ride in a vintage triple-cockpit speedboat and tour La Duchesse, an elegant houseboat that was built for George Boldt, manager of New York City’s famed Waldorf-Astoria hotel.
One room is devoted to the War of 1812 between the U.S. and Britain, much of which was waged along the New York-Canadian bor der. Other exhibits bring to life the role of people who were active with the Underground Railroad.
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The trip was laid out by the Har bor Hotel Collection, three proper ties about a three-hour drive from each other in Chautauqua, Watkins Glen and Clayton, New York. Each place offers its own unique reasons to visit while also sharing appealing traits and treats.
The first category includes the Fen ton History Center, which is located in the mid-19th century home of a former U.S. congressman, senator and governor. It tells much more than his interesting story.
Anyone thinking of taking a road trip through upper New York state should be aware the journey isn’t without challenges. Fortunately, they’re good ones. The test comes when visitors face the welcome task of choosing among a long list of sightseeing activities. One afternoon, my wife and I were tooling around an automobile race track. On another, we slowed to a crawl while passing a horsepulled Amish buggy. Then there were hikes through other-worldly environments, visits to intriguing museums and opportunities to be come acquainted with the opulent lifestyle of the wealthy.






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A very different kind of ride provid ed a more adrenaline-boosting ex perience. Watkins Glen gained fame as an automobile racing destination in 1948 when a contest was held along streets in and around the town. After a mishap resulted in the death of one onlooker a few years later, the Watkins Glen Grand Prix Race Course was constructed. Our introduction to the “Drive the Glen” program began with a briefing, after which our Honda fell into line with seven other vehicles. The pace car took its place in front and led us out onto the track. Despite the admonition not to exceed 60 miles per hour, I must admit at one point I saw our speed ometer briefly hit 80. Contrast that velocity with the gentle clip-clop of a horse pulling an Amish wagon through the quiet countryside. These Amish commuThethree Harbor Hotel properties share pleasant waterfront settings, AAA four-diamond caliber facilities and touches of their locations and history. Among vintage photographs in the lobby of the Chautauqua Harbor Hotel are some depicting the amusement park that occupied the site from 1893 to 1962, and Frank Sinatra, who performed there. Memorabilia related to car racing is scattered about the Watkins Glen property, while antique boats are a focus of photos and displays in the Thousand Islands Harbor Hotel. For more information, call 607-535-3759 or visit www. harborhotelcollection.com/experiences/empire-state-road-trip If you go... nities are comprised of tidy farms and massive barns, some with the image of a quilt painted on the side.
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An even slower pace is set by hikers following trails that crisscross the region. Our personal favorites offered more than just a walk in the woods.Panama Rocks Scenic Park in Chautauqua County has attracted visitors since the 1880s. A mile-long loop leads through a world of tow ering rocks, deep crevices and small caves. Signs identify features with names like Indian Fireplace, which Native Americans used as a natural stone oven. In Watkins Glen State Park, a deep gorge cuts through a land scape of water-sculpted rock and dense northern forest. Adding to the scene are 19 waterfalls squeezed into the first mile of the path. If thoughts of walking in lovely settings don’t excite you, it’s likely that other opportunities will. Some attractions in the area are open seasonally so it’s best to check ahead for those you wish to visit. ■ & much more! Main Street Nucla, CO Call 970-428-7750 Email:



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Simplicity and comfort reign, although there should be some evidence of effortless or care free polish and style. Linen is essential. (Embrace the wrinkles, ladies.) This some what stiffer fabric creates a bit of space between the garment and your body and can, thus, have a beneficial cooling effect on hot Minimalismdays.rules. Jewelry is typically unnecessary, unless you want to simply toss on strings of pearls to meet up with a friend who suggests a leisurely lunch at your favorite Norestaurant.partofthe outfit should feel confining. This includes things with snug zippers, leav ing pants to be almost exclu sively Practicalitypull-on.is emphasized, particularly regarding weather conditions. Loose, flowy sep arates may be stylishly layered for ultimate flexibility on chilly Colorado evenings. Wear a linen button-up dress as an opened duster/coat or toss a solid- colored sweater or scarf over your shoulders. Collared shirts in white are
The overall look of this fashion aesthetic is relaxed, yet sophisticated. It’s com fortable and carefree, as the style was initially associated with breezy ocean beaches and a vacation-like, sloweddownPicturepace.what you might be wearing if you had lots of discretionary time for tinkering in your tulip garden, not hovering over your heart rate monitor as you furiously pedal away on your Peloton. What outfit would you wear sitting in an outdoor swing and perusing this issue of the BEACON, not feverishly fin ishing a financial report esTheselights?fluorescentunderimagperfectlyreflect the aesthetic of this Coastal Grandmother style. So, wise and wonderful women over 50, here’s all you need to know about what you’re probably already doing but just didn’t know what to callI’mit. well aware that Colorado isn’t coastal. Though I would like to rebrand this signature style “Marvelous Mountain and Lakeside Ladies” for us Colorado residents. That’s right—the fashion experts tell us you don’t actually need to live on the coast or even have grandchildren to be a Coastal Grandmother.
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highly recommended, although other neutral solid colors or pinstripes are acceptable (pref erably ocean blue, or tan, as in the sandy beach). Stay away from prints or bold colors. As a bonus, many of your pieces will mix and match.
A simple, practical hat is a must. Bucket hats are a favor ite, although a somewhat wider brim might add a bit more sun protection for our high altitude. If that spur-of-the-mo ment lunch invitation appears, you can tie a scarf around the crown of the hat for an extra bit of style. Flat shoes are mandatory. Sandals, loafers, Mary Janes or simple sneakers are encour aged. Absolutely no heels! There is one final box to check off to earn the coveted Coastal Grandmother credentials, but it involves our inner or attitu dinal style: We must keep our thoughts focused on slow ing down and enjoying each moment in our lives. That is the true essence of this marvel ously healthy aesthetic. Please check off this “inner” box early on to make sure you start off on the right foot—even if you later slip up and find yourself wearing zippered pants or, heaven forbid, high heels. It certainly seems that we have captured the hearts, minds and closets of a younger generation. Doesn’t it feel marvelous to be in the vanguard of fashion trends? It makes me wonder what else of ours these youngsters might embrace in the future. Perhaps silver hair at 27? ■
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Grandparents, love and teach by example
This Bible verse always makes me think of my grandmother. I have so many wonderful memories with her and was fortunate that my family lived nearby while I was growingMamawup.was a Christian. I re member her sitting in her favorite rocker after lunch quietly reading her Bible and going over her prayer list. This was more than a habit for her. It was an extension of who she was as a woman. It came as naturally to her as breathing. Her most valuable lessons I learned by example because I was always watching her. After I married and moved away, I knew I was never farther away than her heart and prayers. I looked forward to receiving weekly letters from her, which were always signed, “Be my sweet Christian girl. Love and prayers, Mamaw.” Many times, when I had a deci sion to make, I would think of her and ask, “What would Mamaw tell me was best?” In every decision, she put God first. Mamaw lived her life by the Golden Rule. Nearly everyone in our small community knew her. The local hospital and funeral home would call her if they needed some one to just sit quietly with a patient or family. So far as I know, she never said no and wouldn’t accept payment for her services. She really made a difference in this world with her kind and loving heart. Mamaw had a tremendous influence on my life and made me the woman I am today. By quiet example rather than loud words, she influenced not only my life but countless others. It wasn’t what Mamaw said but how she lived that was her greatest influence. The greatest honor I could have is for someone to say that I’m a lot like sheAswas.Proverbs 16:31 says, “Gray hair is a crown of splendor; it is at tained in the way of righteousness.” If you are a grandparent, parent, teacher, relative or neighbor to a child of any age, never forget there are eyes watching you. It’s import ant we love and teach by example.







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Those tumbled-down days teach us to grow
By Lynn Gendusa Some days, life seems to take a tumble, a misstep, or it feels as if something is just plain off. Days when our energy is low, but our worry is high. Frustration, sadness and fatigue sink in, and we wonder why.Most of us want to go back to bed, cover our heads and pray that tomorrow our joy will return. However, I believe we need those troubled days to recoup, rethink and redo. Perhaps they are given to us to settle ourselves, be alone and even shed a few cathartic tears. It has been said that writers pen their best works during episodes of depression. I’m not sure how that works when you are buried under the covers, but the idea is plausible. Depression and art often go hand in hand. From Van Gogh to Hem ingway, those tumbled-down days gifted the rest of us with beautiful words and breathtaking paintings. Their talent rose to the surface in the quiet moments of loneliness andRecently,disillusionment.Iwasexperiencing an off morning. Too much to do, wor ry and a lack of sleep threw me for a loop. I received an email from a gentleman after he read one of my articles earlier that same day. He wrote, “Your article this morning is just what I needed to face a gru eling day! Thank you.” How funny that his note helped me face my own grueling morning with a new resolve.Andthat, my friends, is how life works. Life flows better when we realize we all need each other to survive our tumbled-down days. While on vacation, my sweet friend fell and broke her foot. This was not the first time she had broken a bone due to a tumble, so I knew she was frustrated. When she sent a message to all her friends telling them of her accident, her phone lit up with good wishes. By the time I talked to her, that little cheery, laughing-at-herself attitude was again in full bloom. We defi nitely need one another to heal from all falls. Years ago, before emails and cell phones, I wrote my mother a letter after a crazy day with my new baby and a mischievous toddler who persisted to provide trouble. I comi cally explained the entire day but ended it with the word, “HELP!” Mom called me after receiving the letter a few days later. “Honey, I am sorry you had such a terrible day, but I laughed until I cried as I read your story.” “Gee, thanks Mom, I am glad I made your day happier from my misery!” I kidded. Then she thoughtfully respond ed, “Lynn, you really can write, you know.”Ireplied, “Mom, now you are the comic!”When I was going through Moth er’s papers after her death in 2010, I found that old letter and, in my grief, a much-needed smile crossed my face. She had helped me indeed. When nothing is going our way, and when life seems complicated, and trouble lurks, it is usually a signal for growth. In our solitude, we find we may need to reevaluate our priorities, pray a little more, or even pen a novel. It is a monumental struggle to find strength and meaning during our dark times, but it is worth a mighty try. Perhaps, in the end, you could discover that your darkness created light for someone else. And that, in turn, motivates us all. One of the most significant faults human beings have is our inability to call for help. Our pride gets in our way, and fear of what others think of us rises above what is best for us. Here’s the deal: No one is im mune from down times and ardu ous journeys. Every single person on Earth will need aid at one time or another. The trick is how we manage them. Do we go to bed and hide, or do we face struggles headon and grow from our down times? Ask God for his aid, call a friend, or seek wise counsel. Out of the dark ness, Van Gogh painted A Starry Night. And, out of lonely silence, Hemingway wrote sentences that echoed around the globe. Never fall from tumbled-down days. Instead, see what beauty you can create from standing tall through them. When you do, you just might help another not to tumble. ■
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• Romance scams: Scammers feed on seniors’ loneliness by contacting them by email or through inter net dating websites. They start by offering kind, affectionate words over a period of time to establish a relationship. Then they give a sob story about not being able to pay bills, or needing funds to get home from a foreign country and beg for financial help. The scammer often makes up excuses as to why they
It’s important to understand that these con artists are professional criminals who are highly experi enced at manipulating people of anyAccordingage. to Dedra Worley, a detective for the Colorado Springs Police Department (CSPD), scam mers use a variety of methods to trap seniors, such as internet, phone or mail. Some scams are even advertised on TV and radio. You may be familiar with some of these: • Computer scams: Criminals contact victims over the phone or internet, warning them of a prob lem on their computer. The victim is led to believe that the deceptive tech guru can “fix” the issue, even though there’s nothing wrong to begin with, so they grant them remote access to their computer. Once they’re in, scammers can access personal information and accounts, and may ask victims to transfer money as payment for solving a fake problem.
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Each year millions of senior citizens fall victim to financial fraud, or schemes designed to steal their hard-earned savings. Seniors are targeted chiefly because most have financial savings, good credit and own their Unfortunately,home.those who fall victim sometimes choose not to report a crime because they’re unable to supply information to investigators, or they are ashamed. After saving a lifetime to take care of themselves during their later years, elderly victims are often unable to work or save enough to recoup their losses. Some believe their family will lose confidence in their ability to manage their own financial affairs.
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5. If a caller pressures you to provide your address, birth date, credit card or bank account num bers, Social Security number, or if they send/forward money or pay a debt via gift cards, wire trans fers or cryptocurrency, you’re being scammed. Don’t provide this information to anyone. ■
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• Grandparent scams: Here, swin dlers take advantage of victims by posing as their grandchild. They say they’re in a desperate situation— they’re hurt or in jail, or they need money for car repairs or airline tickets to return home, or rent. They may insist that “grandma” not tell anyone, especially their parents, and stress how urgently the money is needed.
4. Contact your local bank for as sistance with unknown or suspi cious checks, wire transfers and purchasing cryptocurrency. It’s best to visit the bank and speak with someone personally.
• Check scams: Criminals provide fraudulent checks and request that victims cash a check through their account for a portion of the money and “keep the change.” After the money is received, the bank de clines the check. The account own er becomes responsible for the lost money and possibly for completing fraudulent transactions.
2. If someone you met online asks you for money, tell a trusted friend or loved one, even if the stranger asked you to keep it a secret. Secrecy allows the scam mer to manipulate the victim into giving more money.
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While victims of physical abuse often exhibit obvious signs like black eyes or bruis es, no one sees scam victims until their accounts empty, their bills are past due or they’re evicted. If you’ve been scammed or approached by a scammer, don’t wait to contact local law enforcement. Your infor mation could also prevent someone else from being scammed.
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Worley, who works in CSPD’s Against At-Risk Adults Unit, re called a scam where a person sent thousands of dollars monthly via gift cards and wire transfers from another person they only knew through the internet. The recipi ent—a scammer—said he sent the money to a foreign country to help a number two person receive a much-needed surgery.
“The scammer continued to ask for money to help pay for the person’s doctor’s bills, recovery medicines, therapy, family, rent and food,” said Worley. “The victim re fused to believe it could be a scam and continued to send money.”
3. People who are told they are in volved in a scam should be open to the possibility that others are trying to help them.



Amber Case, the world’s first cyborg anthropologist, has proposed that the average smart phone is actually a portal that allows us to bend space and time. A soldier stationed overseas can talk in real-time with his or her loved ones on the other side of the world. Even generations who grew up with color TV, telephone and dial-up Internet should find thatAlthoughastonishing.Internet, texting, email and web conferencing have opened new doors for efficient communication, they have some important limitations and social consequences.Themostperfect communi cation is a two-way conversation between two people face to face in real time. That’s because, in addition to words, communica tion takes place through voice intonation, body language, facial expressions, interruption and mutual intuition. The least perfect communi cation is disconnected, one-way, delayed and truncated phrases that are open to interpretation without any sensory context—in other words, texting.
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Get used to using emojis. Don’t be intimidated by the little fac es and symbols that people add to their text messages or social media posts. They can help indi cate whether a message should be read with sarcasm, whimsy, anger, excitement, etc. Some people read too much into emojis, but most of them have flexible usage and meaning. The only one you should be careful with is the eggplant (a phallic symbol).
Use the voice message feature. This feature is underused, in my opinion. Usually indicated with a mi crophone icon, the voice messaging feature allows you to record a short message and send it. The recipient may not be able to listen to it right away, but when they do, they will hear your intonations and emphasis better. Gifs and stickers add emotion and whimsy. It’s difficult to convey a lot of emotion in a written text. Compiling the right words can lead to a lengthy message or it may require more thought and effort than you feel it’s worth. But, send ing an animated gif often conveys emotion and attitude better than words alone. A message explaining that you’re
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running late because of last-minute chaos may make you even later if you try to explain. But sending an animated gif that shows a person running down the street while be ing chased by dinosaurs will convey everything you need the recipient to know. Don’t text when a phone call is most efficient. Picture this: You’re at Subway and you text your friend asking if they want anything. They respond, “Get me a ham and cheese, please.”
IF YOU FEEL LIKE THE CONVERSATION NEEDS AN IMMEDIATE RESPONSE OR WILL BE FASTER WITH A VOICE CALL, MAKE THE CALL AND DON’T HOLD UP THE SANDWICH LINE.
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As you walk down the line, the sandwich artist asks you: What kind of bread? What kind of cheese? Toasted? Toppings? Dressing or sauce? Do you want that in a meal? Inevitably, your friend stops paying attention to their phone, leaving you hanging on whether they meant hot peppers when they said they want everything on the sandwich.Asageneral rule, if you feel like the conversation needs an immedi ate response or will be faster with a voice call, make the call and don’t hold up the sandwich line.
Drunk texting can happen even if you don’t drink. There are many ways our judgment can be impaired that can lead to drama and misunderstanding. If you’re angry or frustrated, open up the notes app on your phone and write everything you want to say. Don’t compile the emotional response in the text app because you might accidentally hit send.
Sometimes, it’s appropriate to wait hours or days to send the mes sage. Usually, you’ll discover that time will resolve the situation more efficiently than if you had sent the text. Just as often, you will find that texting makes the problem worse. Don’t text and drive. Just don’t.
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ReflectingA. on my academic career, I saw it as a pattern for life. I was a B homemaker and a B mother. I started to wonder what it would’ve taken to earn an A. More work? More time? Now I know. It takes an easier school and fewer classes.I’veheard it said that nontradi tional students may have acquired time management skills that traditional students lack. My best time management skill has been to take one class at a time. This is the secret strategy which brought my B up to an A. I need four more classes to earn my two-year degree, which will take me two years. Once I have that, I will get a bachelor’s degree, then master’s and then a PhD—unless I get an RIP. I could be teaching at a univer sity when I am in my 70s! This may be an answer to the problem of what to do with the elderly. Send us to Anotherschool!secret to my academic success is the undeniable parallel between age and the progressive decline in one's ability to have wild fun. I have a definite advantage over the 20-year-old sitting next to me with her head on her desk. Am I the only one in the room who is having a great time just being in class?Since I have returned to school, I grade everything. Shopping was a B experience. The TV show was a C. Our nation's industrial perfor mance is slipping and needs more homework. My lunch was an A. I am taking philosophy which gives me an excuse to contemplate the meaning of things. I’ve become very thoughtful and contemplative, asking questions like, "If life is one big school, who is the principal? Am I in trouble? Am I late? Where's the nurse's office?" You may be wondering why I didn’t finish my degree 30 years ago. I went to school in Wash ington, DC, and spent more time taking the bus down Massachusetts Avenue than going to class. In my sophomore year, I discovered there was a sauna in the gym. I earned an A inOnesauna.day my parents came home and I was in the family room watching TV. I’d taken a plane, then a limo and let myself in the house. I was not going back to school. I had withdrawn from all but one class—Symbolic Logic, where I easily maintained a high A average.
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By Patricia Finn I’ve decided to return to college. When my peers are retiring, I will be entering the job market. I am learning that if you wait long enough, school becomes fun. Last week, I sat in a classroom for the first time in 30 years and I loved it. The procedure is so simple: you’re given information, you learn the in formation, and then you’re reward ed with a grade. You pay money for this—a lot of money. I am pleased to scream from the rooftops that I am an A student! That wasn’t the case my first time around. I was a B person. Definitely not C, D or F but regretfully not an




We did problems like: Patricia does not go to class. All students who pass go to class. Patricia will pass. True or false? The differences between college now and college then are many. There were no computers when I went to school. We had running water and there were cars, but there were no cell phones. Now that I’m back in school, I’m paying for my books by selling T-shirts printed with “Late Bloomer – Baby Boomer” with a picture of a lion inspired by an early childhood picture book called “Leo the Late Bloomer.” This terrific story about a young lion's formative years greatly influenced me and my decision to return to school. I have advice to give to oth er baby boomers who return to college: We tend to talk a lot. Don't monopolize classroom discussions. My next book, "When Putting Your Foot in Your Mouth is No Longer Possible: A Classroom Discussion Guide for Seniors,” will address this problem in more detail. Older is wiser. Anyone can be a late bloomer baby boomer and re turn to school. Be proud, stand tall and wear your Late Bloomer / Baby Boomer T-shirt. In fact, I’ve advised my adult son to put “SHE GRADU ATED” on my tombstone. Senior students (not to be confused with a graduating seniors) don’t have to worry about ruining their future. This is the future. So, go ahead and mess up—it’s too late to ruin your life.
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September 17 Comic Con Celebrate the world of comics at Grand Junction Convention Center. An expo hall of artists, panel presen Hilltop Garden Party Join the BEACON at the Commons of Hilltop for a special outdoor concert and dance beneath the stars to big band hits performed by Clark Gault’s Swing City Express. A special dinner by the kitchens of Hilltop will be served from 6-7 p.m. for $15. 6-9 p.m. | 4625 27 ½ Road, Grand Junction | Free | 970-244-0422
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September 6 Western Colorado Writers Night Emmy-nominated screenwriter and filmmaker Hank Braxtan gives realis tic expectations for your screenplay at The Art Center. 6-7:30 p.m. | 1803 N. 7th St., Grand Junction | Free | coloradowriters.orgwww.western|970-822-7373
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The History of Colorado Women’s Suffrage At the Ordinary Fellow Winery, Priscilla Walker with the Palisade Historical Society talks about how Colorado became the first state to have a popular vote to approve women’s right to vote in 1893. 6 p.m. | 202 Peach Ave., Palisade | Free | www.historicpalisade.org | 970-464-2177
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September 7 Music in the Grapevines Get some fresh air, pack a picnic and tap to the bluegrass beat as Stray Grass closes the 2022 season with their much-loved renditions. Wine is available from Two Rivers by the glass or bottle. 7-9 p.m. | 2087 Broadway, Grand Junction | $15-$20 | www.artcenter guild.org 970-549-0439
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Pottery Sale Exhibitions admire new exhibits at The Art Center: Poetry; Art from the Heart by health 3. Mexican Roots with masks and prints; 4. Out of the Void with ing and 5. Raven Mavens, featuring fiber arts. 6:30-9 p.m. | 1803 N. 7th St., Grand Junction | Free www.gjartcenter. org 970-243-7337
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The “Best Wine Festival in the Nation,” as named by USA Today, is right in our backyard at Riverbend Park! Savor unlimited sips from Colorado wines, live music, grape stomping and chef demonstrations. Tickets include a tasting glass and wine tote. If you don’t have tickets, join the waitlist. 10:30 a.m.-5 p.m. | 451 Pendleton St., Palisade | www.coloradowine fest.com | 970-464-0111
September 10 Slamming Bricks Watch slam poets from the Amer ican west engage in four rounds of competitive poetry, exploring themes of resistance and liberation commemorating the 1969 Stonewall Riots at Charlie Dwellington’s. 6:30-8:30 p.m. | 103 N. 1st St., Grand Junction | Free | erncoloradowriters.orgwww.west
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September 18 Jim Gaffigan: The Fun Tour Funnyman Gaffigan will draw you in and keep you giggling with his wry observations on relatable subjects like fatherhood, food and laziness at the Amphitheater at Las Colonias. This comedian starred in his own TV show and wrote the bestselling book “Dad Is Fat.” 7:30-9:30 p.m. | 925 Struthers Ave., Grand Junction | $45-$75 | www. theampgj.com | 970-263-5710
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September 18 Mental Health & Gun Violence: What’s the connection? Learn about a difficult subject at the Center for Spiritual Living. Tom Mauser’s son Daniel was killed in the Columbine High School shooting, and Mauser belongs to Colorado Ceasefire, who helped pass Colora do’s “Red Flag Law.” 10-11:30 a.m. | 730 25 Road, Grand Junction | Free | www.csl.org | 970433-7799
September 21 Melissa Etheridge Rock out with singer-songwriter Melissa Etheridge on her One Way Out Tour at the Avalon Theatre! Known for her confessional lyrics and smoky vocals, this critically ac claimed musician has multiple-plat inum albums and Grammy-winning hits like “Ain’t It Heavy” and “Come to My Window.”
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Grand Valley Woodcarvers meets at Redlands Methodist Church. 1st & 3rd Wednesday at 6 p.m. | 2nd & 4th Wednesdays at 1 p.m. | 970-245-8817 or 970-257-1549
2nd & 4th Tuesday | 10 a.m.-12 p.m. | 970-433-7799 | www.cslgj.org
Grand Valley Pets Alive meets at Church of the Nativity. 3rd Wednesday | 2-3:30 p.m. | 970462-7554
Grand Junction Petroleum & Mining Club meets at Grand Junc tion Convention Center. 3rd Thursday | 6:30 p.m. www.grandjunctionpmc.com|
1st Wednesday | 1 p.m. | 303-6531941 Explorer’s Bible Study, open to all women, meets at Redlands Commu nity Church. Wednesdays | 9:30-11:15 a.m. | 970260-0880 Fleet Reserve Association meets at VFW #3981. Former, retired and active sea service, Navy, Marines or Coast Guard welcome. 2nd Wednesday | 7 p.m. | 970-4340868 Friendship Force, a club that pro motes travel and cultural under standing through home stays, meets at New Covenant Baptist Church. 3rd Saturday | 12 p.m. | 214-5362250 | www.ffwcolo.com
Grand Junction Gem & Mineral Club meets at 2328 Monument Road, Grand Junction. 2nd Thursday & 4th Thursday | 7 p.m. | www.grandjunctionrockclub.org
Bookcliff Barbershop Chorus welcomes men of all ages to First Baptist Church. Tuesdays | 7-9 p.m. | 970-257-7664 Bookcliff Duplicate Bridge Club plays at 636 31 Road. Call ahead to play. Fridays | 12:30 p.m. | 970-244-9989
Grand Junction Toastmasters meets in the Garden Room at The Commons of Hilltop. Tuesdays | 6:45 a.m. | 970-361-1806
Grand Valley Valor Quilters meets at the Grand Junction Eagles Lodge. 3rd Monday | 9:30 a.m. | 970-2700804 | valorquilters@gmail.com
American University Women meets monthly.
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Orchard Mesa Lions Club meets at the Eagles Lodge in Grand Junction. 1st & 3rd Monday | 7 p.m. | 970208-7228 Questers, Grand Mesa Peaches, hosts speakers on collecting and restoring antiques. 970-256-9580 River City Singles meets at the Grand Junction Moose Lodge with Open Mon-Fri 9-6 / Sat 9-3 | 707 Elberta Ave, Palisade, CO www.PalisadePharmacy.com
Grand Junction Modeleers meet monthly at 427 Sherman Drive.
Guys’ Giving Club meets at Spring hill Suites in Grand Junction. 1st Tuesday in February, May, Au gust, November | 5:15 p.m. | 970-243-8829 or 970-270-6184
Guitar Club meets weekly at First Christian Church in Grand Junction. Mondays | 6 p.m. | revkevgj@gmail. com | 970-778-5473
Grand Valley Woodturners meets at Redlands Methodist Church. 2nd Tuesday | 7 p.m. | 970-245-8817
Kiwanis Club of Grand Junction meets at Warehouse 25sixty-five. Thursdays | 12 p.m. | 970-260-8664 Knights of Columbus #1062 meets at St. Joseph Catholic Church. 2nd Thursday | 6:30 p.m. | 970-2611952 Knitting Club meets at Community of Christ Church. 4th Tuesday | 6:30-8 p.m. | 970-623-1455 Mesa County Genealogical Society meets at various locations. www.mesacountygenealogy.org Newcomers Club meets at Grand Valley Event Center.
Colorado Archaeological Society meets monthly. 4th Wednesday | 4:30 p.m. | 720278-8537
Chatfield Country Kickers meets for square and round dancing at VFW #3981. 1st & 3rd Saturdays | 7-10 p.m. | 970-434-0868 Citizens’ Climate Lobby meets via Zoom. 970-250-4832 | citizensclimatelobby.orggrandjunction@
Colorado West Quilters’ Guild meets monthly at First Christian Church in Grand Junction. 2nd Wednesday | 7 p.m. | 970-2452522 Crafting Club meets at Clifton Library. 3rd Tuesday | 2-3 p.m. | 970-434-6936 Cribbage Lite meets at IHOP. Tuesdays | 5:30 p.m. | 970-201-7823 Cups Club meets at The Artful Cup. Make friends through cards, games, talk and tea. Wednesdays | 2 p.m. | 970-257-2390 Daughters of the American Rev olution, Mount Garfield Chapter, meets monthly. 970-250-7401 Desert Vista Garden Club is open to all women.
Grand Junction Stamp Club meets at White Star Electric, 803 Winters Ave.
Grand Junction Brush & Palette Club meets at The Art Center. 3rd Thursday | 1 p.m. www.gjbrushandpalette.org|
Clifton Book Club meets to discuss book selections at Clifton Library.
2nd Wednesday | 9:30 a.m. | 970549-0440 | www.gjnewcomers.org Not Going Quietly, a space of em powerment, community and grace for adults 60+, meets at Koinonia.
Great Old Broads for Wilderness meets monthly. 970-986-8129 | marymccutchan4@ gmail.com
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Sunset Slope Quilters meets at Can yon View Vineyards Church’s South Chapel.
Rotary Club of Grand Junction meets at Bookcliff Country Club. Wednesdays | 12-1:15 p.m. | 970234-5030
Thunder Mountain Camera Club meets at Western Colorado Commu nity College, Building B. 4th Tuesday | 7 p.m. | mountaincameraclub.orgwww.thunder
Western Colorado Astronomy Club meets at the Central Library. 1st Tuesday | 6 p.m. | 970-2012865 | www.wcacastronomy.org
fun activities for singles over 50. Fridays | 4:30 p.m. | 720-278-8537
Western Slope Pickleball Club meets regularly. 970-241-8561 | slopepickleballclub.comwww.western Wheels West Car Club meets at Grand Junction Moose Lodge. 1st Saturday | 9 a.m. | wheelswestcarclub.orgwww. Writer Chicks Coffee Club, a la dies-only meeting for local writers, meets at Main Street Bagels. 9-10 a.m. subsidiaries comply with applicable Federal Civil Rights laws and do not discriminate on the basis of race, color, national origin, age, disability, sex, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, ancestry, marital status or religion. ATTENTION: If you do not speak English, language assistance services, free of charge, are available to Call 1-877-320-1235 (TTY: 711). (Spanish): ATENCIÓN: Si habla tiene a
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Two Rivers Cribbage Club meets at Grand Junction Masonic Center. Thursdays | 970-261-1670
Veterans Coffee Club meets at Western Region One Source. Tuesdays | 8:30-10:30 a.m. | 970-2573760
Veterans of Foreign Wars #3981 meets at 503 Florence Road in Grand Junction. 1st Wednesday | 5:30 p.m. | 970-7788242
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Western Colorado Decorative Artists meets at First Congrega tional Church. 2nd Saturday | 9 a.m. | 970-6402751 Western Slope Coin Club meets at VFW #1247. 4th Tuesday | 6:30 p.m. | 970-2507036 Western Slope Model Yacht Club meets at Canyon View Park’s north pond. Saturdays | 10 a.m. | 970-2432957
Sweet Adelines, Grand Mesa A Capella Chorus, rehearses at Redlands United Methodist Church. Mondays | 6:30-9 p.m. | 970-245-1837 | www.grandmesaacappella.com



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• Fruita: September 21, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Call 970-243-2531 to register. • Grand Junction: September 28, 1-5 p.m. Call 970-314-9843 to register. writers’ critique group September 8 September 8, author and BEACON contributor Jan Weeks will facilitate this writers critique group every second and fourth Thursday of the month from 6-8 p.m. at the Center for Indepen dence, 740 Gunnison Ave. in Grand Junction. This group is open to all writers and will provide useful feed back to help writers grow. Email Jan directly to sign up: janweeks@ acsol.net.
A Little Help’s Fall Service Saturday is an opportunity to help Grand Junction seniors with outdoor chores and yard work that they are unable to do themselves. The next ser vice Saturday is October 29 and A Little Help volunteers want to provide yard work services to as many people as possible! Sign up by calling 970-404-1923. To volunteer, visit vice-saturdays-registrationwww.alittlehelp.org/ser
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AARP Driver Safety Classes in Grand Junction and Fruita Complete the course and you could be eligible for a multi-year discount on your auto insurance. Plus, learn proven techniques to help keep you safe on the road. Cost is $20 for AARP members and $25 for nonmembers. Choose from the fol lowing September classes:
New Dimensions fall registration begins September 23 New Dimensions Lifelong Learn ing Institute offers Grand Valley adults 55 and older the oppor tunity to enroll in a variety of non-credit classes focused on academic and personal enrich ment. Classes are taught by volunteer instructors and meet in various locations and have diverse formats. Courses involve no tests and no papers, but are designed to encourage partici pation and challenge one’s way of thinking. Participants can enroll in any number of classes on a space-available basis with a membership fee of $75 for each term in which they register. See class listings at www.newdimen sionsgj.org starting September 19. Registration begins Sep tember 23 with classes starting October 3. Local Friendship Force celebrates 40 years of friendship Friendship Force of Western Colorado celebrated its 40th anniversary in August. To commemorate this milestone, an honorary board has been created and placed on the boardwalk at the Museum of the Mountain West, 68169 Miami Road in Montrose. Members of this not-for-profit club participate in journeys and programs that promote friendship, diver sity and cultural understanding. For more information, call 214-536-2250 or visit www.ffwcolo.com. 970-283-8927 kgcolorado.com
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Moon Farm, located at 1360 18 ½ Road in Fruita, complete with pet ting zoo, straw maze and hay rides. All proceeds support Grand Valley Equine Assisted Learning Center’s work providing horse-based thera pies to facilitate growth, learning and healing to people of all abilities including veterans, the disabled, disadvantaged and special needs. Pumpkin patch hours are 10 a.m.- 7 p.m. every day from September 24 to October 31. For more informa tion, call 970-812-6703.
Palisade History Museum cel ebrates first anniversary August 2022 marked the first birth day of the Palisade History Mu seum, 3740 G Road. Over the past year, more than 700 people have visited the museum and enjoyed exhibits explaining Palisade’s unique history. Thanks to new and continu ing donations of financial support, photos and artifacts, the museum, which is run by the Palisade Histori cal Society, has added attractive displays and made improvements to the renovated pre-1939 log build ing. And thanks to volunteer hosts, the museum is open Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. all year long. Find your perfect pumpkin and support a local nonprofit Bring the grandkids to Moon Farm’s grand opening celebration on Saturday, September 24. Suggested entry fee is $7 per person (age 4 and older) and includes entry to
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Colorado Master Gardeners teach landscape and gardening at CSU Extension. eduhttps://tra.extension.colostate.|970-244-1834
Operation Interdependence volun teers hand-write notes sent to U.S. military men and women. carley@oidelivers.org | 970-523-4217
on committees. 970-464-2177 Trust is earned When you choose Hilltop Senior Living Communities, your money stays right here in our community, supporting a nonprofit that has provided Western Colorado with compassionate and comprehensive human services for over 70 years. INDEPENDENT LIVING | ASSISTED LIVING | MEMORY CARE n Luxurious apartments with views, spacious floorplans, and paid utilities n Restaurant-style dining n Beautiful outdoor spaces and walking trails n Social activities and trips The Fountains (970) 243-8800 3203 N. 15th Street • TheFountainsGJ.org The Commons (970) 243-3333 625 27 1/2 Road • TheCommonsGJ.org n 24-hour responseemergencysystem n Flexible care options to meet your current and future needs n Temporary assisted stays n Customized wellness program helps you “Stay Fit for Life!” Western Colorado has turned to Hilltop for compassionate care for over 70 years. Our award-winning senior living communities offer: Spiritual but not religious? We’ve been waiting for you. Join us this Sunday at 9am. Welcome home! 970-433-7799 / 730 25 Road, Grand Junction cslgj.org / facebook.com/cslgrandjunction Livestream on Sunday at : vimeo.com/event/1232379 VOLUNTEER TODAY! Online tool for finding fresh Colorado produce From Palisade Peaches to Olathe Sweet Corn, buy local during Colo rado’s peak produce season. Use the “Find Colorado Produce” tab on the Colorado Fruit & Vegetable Growers Association’s (CFVGA) website to find fresh produce near them. Don’t know what produce is grown in Colorado or when it is harvested? Check out the harvest calendar for approximate times. Visit www.coloradoproduce.org or contact the CSU Tri-River Extension at 970-244-1834. ■ WWW.BEACONSENIORNEWS.COM | SEPTEMBER 2022 | BEACON BITS | 49 BEACON BITS
Palisade Historical Society volun teers share history work
Community Hospital volunteers support the hospital and commu nity in various positions. codell@gjhosp.org | 970-644-3541
Meals on Wheels volunteers always needed. Deliver lunch to home bound seniors or local dining sites. 970-298-9844
Mesa County RSVP connects indi viduals 55+ to volunteer positions in its member agencies. www.rsvpgrandjunction.com | 970243-9839
Lower Valley Heritage Room seeks volunteers to help preserve local history. 970-858-3868
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Food Bank of the Rockies volun teers serve in various positions. 1138ern-slope-volunteerwww.foodbankrockies.org/west|970-464-
Ariel Clinical Services is looking for host homes for adults with intellectual disabilities. www.arielcpa.org 970-245-1616
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Caregiver Support Group meets at Aspen Ridge Care Center. 2nd Tuesday | 1:30-3 p.m. | 970-640-7416
Gamblers Anonymous’ 12-step meeting is held at The Meeting Hall. Tuesdays | 7-8 p.m. | 917-363-3719 Grief Group for Pets meets at Roice-Hurst Humane Society.
Leukemia, Lymphoma & Myeloma Support Group meets in St. Mary’s Hospital’s Reflection Room. 3rd Monday | 4-5 p.m. | 970-2982351 MACHO Men cancer support group meets at the VA Medical Center In-Patient Dining Room.
1st Tuesday | 6:30-8 p.m. | 970-2452400 Healing Hands Hour meets in St. Mary’s Hospital’s Reflection Room. Thursdays | 12-1 p.m. | 970-298- 2351 Hearing Loss of America meets at Center for Independence
Veteran Coffee Club meets at Western Region One Source. Wednesdays | 8-10:30 a.m. | 970-257-3764
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Dementia Caregiver Support Group meets at the Alzheimer’s Association. 4th Wednesday | 1-2 p.m. | 970714-2875 | wlbandel@alz.org Dementia Support Group meets at Aspen Ridge Care Center. 2nd Tuesday | 1:30-3 p.m. | 970-640-7416
Parents (Family) of Addicted Loved Ones meets at Four Winds. Thursdays | 6:30-8 p.m. | 970-2162232 Overeaters Anonymous, a 12-step recovery support group for people with compulsive eating and food behaviors, meets at Unity Church in Grand Junction. Saturdays | 9-10 a.m. | 970-250-8435 St. Mary’s Stroke support group meets virtually and in person. 3rd Friday | 1-2:30 p.m. | 970-2981980 Tai Chi for Veterans at Western Re gion One Source in Grand Junction. Wednesdays | 1-2 p.m. | 970-2573760
2nd Saturday | 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. | 970-241-0315 ext. 29 HEARTBEAT/Survivors After Suicide meets at First Congrega tional Church. 3rd Tuesday | 7-9 p.m. | 970-7789274 Job Searching After 50 meets at Mesa County Workforce Center. 1st & 3rd Thursdays | 8:30-10 a.m. | 970-248-7560
Head & Neck Cancer Support Group meets at Colorado West Oto laryngologists (St. Mary’s Hospital).
Compassionate Friends offers friendship to bereaved families at Messiah Lutheran Church. 1st Tuesday | 7-8:30 p.m. | 970-434-3822
TOPS Colorado 458 weight-loss support group meets at Community of Christ Church. Tuesdays | 5 p.m. | 970-628-4981
TOPS Club weight-loss support group meets at Grace Point Church. Wednesdays | 9 a.m. | 970-523-0241
Alzheimer’s Association’s Persons with Dementia support group meets virtually. Register for Zoom link. 2nd Tuesday | 10-11 a.m. | 970-714-2875 | wlbandel@alz.org Caregiver Support Group meets at Cappella in Grand Junction. Call to RSVP 1st Thursday | 1:30-3 p.m. | 970-822-7070
Veteran Spouses Grief and Loss ladies-only support group meets at Grand Junction Veterans Memorial Cemetery. Wednesdays | 9-10:30 a.m. | 970-263-8986
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Vets 4 Vets meets at Western Re gion One Source. Fridays | 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. | 970-257-3760 Woman to Woman cancer support group meets in St. Mary’s Hospital’s Reflection Room. 3rd Thursday | 4:30-5:30 p.m. | 970-298-2351 Women Veterans Tai Chi at West ern Region One Source. Fridays | 9:30-11:30 a.m. | 970-2573760 Yoga For Life meets at St. Mary’s Life Center Aerobics Room. Tuesdays | 5:30-6:45 p.m. | 970-2982351 Yoga for Veterans at Western Re gion One Source. Thursdays | 11 a.m.-12 p.m. | 970-257-3760
Guitars 4 Vets meets at Western Region One Source. Tuesdays | 9:30-11:30 a.m. | 970-257-3760
1st Thursday | 2 p.m. | 970-298-2351 Mending Hearts is for any adult who has experienced the death of a loved one. Call for location. Thursdays | 2-3:30 p.m. | 970-2572390 Mens Health Group (veterans) meets at Western Region One Source. 1st Mondays | 9:30-11 a.m. | 970- 257-3760 Moms Group (veterans) meets at Western Region One Source. 1st and 4th Tuesdays | 1-3 p.m. | 970-257-3760
2nd Wednesday, bi-monthly | 6-7 p.m. | 970-434-7337, ext. 103
National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI) meets at Sacred Heart Catholic Church in Fruita. 4th Tuesday | 6-7:30 p.m. | www. NAMIWS.org | 970-462-3989

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This year’s craft fair is November 12 from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. To reserve a table, call Donna Wal lace at 970-730-6881 before October 31. Take Part in Art Learn about local arts and culture organizations and how you can get involved. Hands-on activi ties, arts and crafts, food vendors and more.
HIKES & TRIPS Trail Tuesday Hike: D1-D4 Terri Ahern leads this 3-mile hike while giving a history of the area including the Beard Family Sheep photos. Meet at the Fruita Community Center at 8 a.m. sharp, then head to the trailhead. 8 a.m. | Sept. 27 | $5 ■
9 a.m.-12 p.m. | Sept. 10 | Rocket Park | Free Dog Days at Lincoln Park Pool Pool day for canines only. Small dogs (25 lbs. and under) are welcome from 10-11 a.m. All dogs welcome from 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 10-11 a.m. (small dogs), 11 a.m.-2 p.m. (all dogs) | Sept. 11 | Lincoln Park Pool | $5 per dog, $12 family (4 dogs) Downtown Plant Walk
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The City Horticulture Team will share their knowledge of the dazzling plants and flowers down Main Street. Meet at the Hampton Inn. 9-10:30 a.m. Sept. 13 & 17 205 Main St. $5
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| October 1 | Las Colonias | Free SPORTS Beginning Pickleball Clinic Learn basic rules and play strategies. Equipment provided. 9-11 am |Sept. 17 | Lincoln Park | $15 9-11 am | Sept. 19 | Pineridge Park | $15 Adult Cornhole League Begins Sept. 13 | Canyon View Park Softball Complex | $40 ■ MONDAY 9:00 am Cribbage & Games 12:00 p.m. Canasta 1:00 pm Card Bingo 6:00 pm Game Night TUESDAY 8:00 am Pinochle (DD) 9:00 am Pool Tournament & Games 11:00 am Darts 1:00 pm Bingo WEDNESDAY 9:00 am Games 9:30 am Pool 1:00 pm Pinochle Call 970-243-7408 before 9 a.m. to play Pinochle THURSDAY 9:00 am Games 10:00 am Cribbage 12:00 pm Pokeno 1:00 pm Rummikub 1:00 pm (everyPoker other week) 6:00 pm Bunco FRIDAY 9:00 a.m. Pool Tournament & Games 12:45 p.m. Bridge 1:00 p.m. Canasta SATURDAY 9:00 am Games 10:00 am Tai Chi 11:00 am Darts 1:00 pm Bingo 550 Ouray Ave., Grand Junct. 970-243-7408 Open to adults 50 and older 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Monday-Saturday. SeniorCenterRecreationactivities WWW.BEACONSENIORNEWS.COM | SEPTEMBER 2022 | FUN AFTER 50 | 51 FUN AFTER 50 SeniorActivitiesCenter
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Take a 2-mile walk through downtown Fruita and learn the town’s history from local historians Denise and Steve Hight. Meet at the Fruita Community Center. Wear good shoes and bring water! Space is limited. 9:45 a.m. | Sept. 7 | $5 Leaf ColorPeepin’—Wednesday
This festival features live music, food trucks and a variety of vendors. Sept. 23-24 | Downtown Fruita | Free FOOD Senior Potluck
See the fall colors on this leisurely drive over the Grand Mesa. A picnic lunch and transportation is includ ed. Space is limited. Register before September 16. 8 a.m. | Sept. 21 | $45 Fruita Fall Festival
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The main dish will be pulled pork (September 1), Italian food (September 15) and beef tacos (September 29). Play Bunco after lunch on September 15. Preregistra tion required. 12 p.m. | Sept. 1, 15 & 29 | $3; free if you bring a dish GAMES Pinochle 10 a.m. | Tuesdays & Fri days Game Night Play dominoes, Mexican train and many other games at the Senior Center. 5 p.m. | 2nd & 4th Tuesdays
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To register for these programs, call the Grand Junction Parks and Recreation Department at 970-254-3866 or visit www.gjparksandrec.org.
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Don’t miss the only free outdoor concert of Valley Symphony’s 51st season at Cerise Park, with popular and traditional musical selections for all ages plus food trucks. Round up your friends and surround yourself with sym phonic sound! p.m. 400 Shanes Way, Montrose Free www.valleysymphony.net 970-765-8323
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Monty Python’s “Spamalot” “Spamalot” is an outrageous musical lovingly ripped off from the motion picture “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.” In this irreverent tale, King Arthur travels the land with his ser vant, Patsy, recruiting Knights of the Round Table to join him in Camelot.
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September 15 BeaconFest funnest boomer and senior fair is back! Head to the Montrose Pavilion for a full day of entertainment, informational vendors and prize aways. Learn and live it up at this free a.m.-2 p.m. 1800 Pavilion Dr., Montrose Beaconfest.BeaconSeniorNews.com 970-243-8829
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Taunting Frenchmen, beautiful danc ing girls and show-stopping musical numbers are all part of the madness as King Arthur and his knights em bark on a quest for the Holy Grail. See website for times. 420 S. 12th St., Montrose | $17-$23 | www.magiccircleplayers.com | 970-249-7838
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CALENDARMontrose&Delta Come See Us September 15th at Now Providing Medicaid Rides! Local & Regional Service to Montrose & Grand Junction Ser ving communities throughout Montrose, Delta, San Miguel & Ouray Countie Montrose, San Miguel, & Ouray Counties 970-249-0128 Delta County 970-874-7334 DAV Scheduling 970-240-4698 www.AllPointsTransit.org All Points Transit can help! Need a ride? Booth #41 in Montrose! September 2, 9, 16, 23 & 30 Sage Alley Happy Hour TGIF! Enjoy free live music and a full bar at the Blue Sage Center for the Arts on Fridays. Hear Hillery McCal ister on the 2nd, Hard Pressed on the 9th, Ellen Hutto & David Shep pard on the 16th, Bobby Campbell on the 23rd and Braken Creek on the 30th. 5-7 p.m. | 228 Grand Ave., Paonia |Free | www.bluesage.org | 970-5277243 September 3, 10, 17, 24 Montrose Farmers Market Support local producers and artisans by purchasing locally grown produce and homemade goodies, hand-craft ed jewelry and more. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. | 11 S. Uncompahgre Ave., Montrose | Free | www.valley foodpartnership.org | 970-249-0705 September 6 & 8 Erma Bombeck Come ready to laugh as Chautauqua performer Susan Marie Frontczak portrays ’70s humorist and house wife Bombeck, who wrote the column “At Wit’s End” and books like “When You Look Like Your Pass port Photo, It’s Time to Go Home.” Frontczak will portray Bombeck at the Blue Sage Center for the Arts in Paonia and at the Montrose Senior Center. Call to RSVP. Paonia: 6:30-8 p.m. | September 6 | 226 Grand Ave. | 970-527-7243 Montrose: 1 p.m. | September 8 | 1800 Pavilion Drive | 970-252-4884 September 9 Car Show and Downtown Cruise Night Admire classic cars, join the street dance, enjoy food and beverages and listen to Neon Sky’s live music, with giveaways, prizes and a Bumpn-Jump too! Contact the Bill Hed dles Rec Center to enter your car. 5 p.m. | Main St., Delta | Free | www. cityofdelta.net/parksrecgolf | 970-874-0923
September 16-18 Telluride Blues and Brews Take a road trip to this scenic music festival offering live blues, funk, in die, rock, jam-band, gospel and soul. Enjoy late-night shows, local food and craft brews, yoga, craft vendors and outdoor activities. See website for times. 500 E. Colorado Ave., Telluride | $30-$95 | www.tellurideblues.com | 970-318-0892
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This collection of captivating monologues of the lives of women, told by their clothes—a prom dress, a mini skirt and a pair of high heels—is at Magic Circle Theatre, where a small cast of women portray nearly 30 characters. 7:30 p.m. | 420 S. 12th St., Montrose | $10 | players.comwww.magiccircle|970-249-7838
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MagicCirclePlayers.com • 420 S. 12th • Montrose, CO • 970-249-7838 • mcp@montrose.net COME Play WITH US Monty Python’s SPAMALOT is presented through special arrangement with and all authorized performance materials are supplied by Theatrical Rights Worldwide 1180 Avenue of the Americas, Suite 640, New York, NY 10036. www.theatricalrights.com SEPTEMBER 9, 16, 22, 23 & 30 @ 7:30PM SEPTEMBER 10, 17, 24 & OCTOBER 1 @ 7:30PM SEPTEMBER 11,18 & 25 @ 2PM Book & lyrics by Eric Idle Music by John Du Prez & Eric Idle Directed by Merrilee F. Robertson & Renee Lee An Adult Comedy MAGIC CIRCLE PLAYERS The MAGIC of Live Theatre SINCE 1959 Online At: ValleySymphony.net Or Call: 970-765-8323 Concert Series Tickets Available Saturday | Sept. 10th | 5:00pm Thanks to our annual promoters that help Make the Music Possible! Montrose Rotary Amphitheater | 400 Shanes Way, Montrose, CO FOODOn-Site!TRUCKS
September 20 Sundance Film Festival Short Tour Film fans, unite at the Sherbino The ater for seven short films curated from the prestigious 2022 Sundance Film Festival, the launchpad for many now-prominent independent filmmakers. It features the best fiction, documentary and animation from around the world. 7:30-9 p.m. | 604 Clinton St., Ridgway | $15 | www.sherbino.org | 970-318-0892
farm tours, yoga, drumming, a pie contest, bike parade, a 5K run, an airplane flyover, dance and kids’ activities. See web site for times.. 332 4th St., Paonia | Free | mountainharvestfestival.orgwww. September 30 Land Escapes Gallery Exhibit & Reception This gallery reception showcases the works of Lee Wanderer and Mary Jursinovic. 5-7 p.m. | 228 Grand Ave., Paonia | Free | www.bluesage.org | 970-527-7243 ■ Opioid Seminar Learn about
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Library. The seminar will focus on resources and individuals offering help. This event is free, but registra tion is appreciated. 7-8 p.m. | 320 S. 2nd St., Montrose | Free | www.montrose library.org | 970-249-9656 September 27 BAPTIST RosemontCHURCH RosemontBaptist.org Turning Montrose Around 1598 E Niagara Rd Montrose, CO 81401 Office: 970.249.4887 Sunday Bible Study (all ages) 9:15 am 10:45 amWorship Service FAMILY FELLOWSHIP COMMUNITY E Niagara Rd S Townsend Ave 9:30 Worship Service WWW.BEACONSENIORNEWS.COM | SEPTEMBER 2022 | CALENDAR | 53 CALENDAR









Black Canyon Barbershop Chorus sings four-part a cappella at Olathe United Methodist Church. Thursdays | 7-8:30 p.m. Black Canyon Woodcarvers meets at Montrose Senior Center. Thursdays | 1-3 p.m. | 970-323-5860
Book Club meets virtually through Montrose Regional Library.
2nd & 4th Saturdays | 7:30-11 p.m. | $5 | 970-252-7172
Alpine Photography Club meets in classroom 100 at Colorado Mesa University’s Montrose campus.
Crafternoon members meet in Montrose Library’s meeting room. to knit and crochet projects to do nate to charities. Supplies provided.
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Montrose Elks hosts Bingo at the Elks Lodge. Tuesdays | 6:30 p.m. | 970-249-4852
Montrose Pavilion Dance Club hosts dances at Montrose Pavilion. All ages welcome.
Citizen’s Climate Lobby meets at Montrose Regional Library. September 12 | 5 p.m. | 970-7659095
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SUPPORT GROUPS
Golden Circle of Friends meets for lunch at Montrose Senior Center. Bring lunch and socialize. Fridays | 12 p.m. | 970-252-4888
Singles Over 65 is an active, gen der-balanced social club for single seniors in the Montrose area. gles-over-65www.meetup.com/montrose-sin|520-282-9060
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Bereavement Book Club by HopeWest heals through dis cussions about death, grief and mourning from various forms of literature at Delta Library. 3rd Thursday | 2-4 p.m. | 970-8749630 | www.deltalibraries.org COVID-19 Grief Group meets at Touch of Care in Montrose. Last Tuesday | 12 p.m. | 970-787-9988
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Veterans Coffee Cedaredge meets at The Pondy. 3rd Tuesday | 10 a.m.-12 p.m. | 970-756-2210 | www.whafv.org
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Party Bridge Club meets at Bill Heddles Recreation Center in Delta. 1-4 p.m. | Thursdays | 970-874-0923
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Montrose Model Aircraft Association fly remote-control planes every weekend. Beginners welcome. www.mmaa-modelairplanes.org | 970765-0599 | mmaaflyer@gmail.com
Veterans Coffee Westend meets at the Nucla Airport. 2nd Wednesday | 10 a.m.-12 p.m. 970-756-2210 www.whafv.org
Gold Prospectors of America meets at Olathe Community Center. 3rd Thursday | 7 p.m. | 970-596-9184 | www.wcgpaa.org
Western Slope 4 Wheelers meets at Montrose Rod & Gun Club’s in door range, 1211 6450 Road. 1st Tuesday | 7 p.m. 970-209-5326
Kiwanis Club of Delta meets at Daveto’s for lunch. 2nd & 4th Tuesdays | 12 p.m. | 970-985-8413 Montrose Area Woodturners meets at 520 Collins Way, Montrose. 2nd Saturday | 9 a.m.-12 p.m. | 970986-2550 | lvcribbs@charter.net Montrose Amateur Radio Club meets at Olathe Community Center. 3rd Friday | 7 p.m. | 970-417-6142 Montrose County Historical Society meets at Friendship Hall at Montrose County Fairgrounds. 1st Wednesday | 7 p.m. | 970-2492085 | www.montrosehistory.org
Veterans Coffee Montrose meets at the Warrior Resource Center. Thursdays | 8-10 a.m. | Email your Club and Support Group meeting information to Beacon@PendantPublishing.com
Chess Club meets at Bill Heddles Recreation Center in Delta. 5:30-8 p.m. | Tuesdays | 970-874-0923
Tuesday Needlers Delta meets at Bill Heddles Recreation Center. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. | Tuesdays | 970874-0923
Dementia Caregivers Support Group in Delta meets in loca tions throughout Delta County. 1st & 3rd Wednesday at Grand Mesa Arts Center in Cedaredge | 2nd & 4th Wednesday at Hotch kiss Town Hall | Thursdays at 480 Silver St. in Delta | 1:30-3 p.m. | 970-510-0724 Delta Diabetes Support Group meets at Grand Mesa Oncology’s Crag Crest room. 2nd Tuesdays | 2:30-3:30 p.m. 970-756-2210 www.whafv.org
Columbine Quilters gather monthly for fellowship and refreshments at 4 Hilcrest Plaza Way, Montrose.
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1 p.m. | Sept. 8 | Free The Red Mountain Project The Red Mountain Project was a successful community effort to purchase and protect valued alpine land and historic mining structures. Bob Risch shares images of the new public lands and preserved buildings. 1 p.m. | Sept. 19 | Free TRIPS & TOURS
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MRD offers scholarships for adults 55+. Call 970-249-7705 for details. Paonia Dam Tour This tour reveals the history of the dam, its workings and sedimentation issues. Bring money for lunch. 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. | Sept. 13 | $25 Elk Mountain Resort Tour the spectacular, no ex pense-spared complex with a tennis court, climbing wall, sand volleyball court and a ropes course. Lunch and gratuity included.
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Jump start your week with a mid to high-intensity cardio and strength training water class. 5:30 p.m. | Mondays Pool Power Workout in shallow water to focus and tone problem areas. 9:30 a.m. | Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays Body & Health Enjoy a combination of aerobic and full-body workout in the pool. 10:30 a.m. | Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays Light-n-Lively Build endurance and strength, de signed for beginners.
We’ll travel over Dallas Divide and drop into Telluride to see the fall colors. Ride the gondola and enjoy lunch in Telluride or Mountain Village. Bring money for lunch. 8:15 a.m.-3 p.m. | Sept. 27 | $21 Hike: Fall Colors Enjoy the changing colors of the scrub oak and aspen on this 4-mile roundtrip hike with 500-feet eleva tion gain. Bring a sack lunch. 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m. | Sept. 29 | $2
Silver Sneakers Splash A fun shallow-water exercise class that uses a signature splash-board to increase movement. Suitable for non-swimmers.
Body Blitz with this quick-paced muscle conditioning a.m. & 5:30 p.m. a.m. Yoga Fusion This vinyasa flow style class blends yoga, Pilates and barre elements.
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Around that same age, a girl told me that I had a pot belly. As I cried to Mom, she told me not to worry because someday I would show them. Mom was blessed with an hour glass figure and although I bloomed a bit late, when I was 14 years old I sprouted one, too. Tummy flattened, top grew, but I never forgot. Now as I age, my tum my is growing again and my chest is losing a bit of its sand to my hips. I thought of this as I read multi ple articles online this past week. One was about Shirley MacLaine, who is 88. There were comments about her face having new lines on it and that it appeared to be melt ing. Her casual attire, sweatpants and clogs, was criticized along with the fact that she was not wearing makeup. The woman is nearly 90! She’s earned it!
Another group of potshots were directed at beautiful and talented 25-year-old Camila Cabello because she had taken a selfie when she was running and it revealed a bit of midriff
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Celebritiesfluff. are under constant scrutiny and are not expected to gain weight or get saggy, get wrinkles or cellulite, because they represent the “ideal” which is never achievable or realistic.
comments.Theother day I was with a friend who said she would not wear a sleeveless dress in public because of the cellulite under her arms. She was wearing one and she looked gor geous, but we were obviously not leaving the house. I inspected myself when I got home and I guess I had to give up my right to bare arms to avoid offending those in public. People get old or ill. Bodies change, decay and drop off. Wom en are constantly judged and criti cized about the way we look as our bodies change. Some things can be adjusted and some cannot. We are our own worst critics, so we don’t need another voice pointing out flaws and Sometimesimperfections.Iwishwelived in a silent world where humans could not say things to hurt one another, or at least they could know how it felt when a comment landed. Maybe one has to wait for Judg ment Day to have their life review.
By Robyn Justo Ithink we always remember the critical things that were said about us and tend to forget the compli ments.When I was about 10 years old, I remember my aunt making me a dress and telling me that I would always be flat chested like her. I was devastated. Why would she say that and how would she know what my future body would look like?
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I remember browsing the cos metic counter years ago at Liberty House (yes, I am old) and the sales person suggesting a cream for the lines around my eyes, which I had never noticed before. I left without the cream but with a new complex. I dated a man years ago who asked me if I ever thought of the worst possible thing I could say to someone to hurt them. No. WHY would I want to do that? I winced as I recalled what he had said to me when I put on a few pounds: “Am I going to end up with Sally Struthers?”Istheresome sort of mean gene that some humans are cursed with, or are they so jealous and insecure that they have to demean and de stroy others? Do these comments automatically come pouring out of their mouth like poison, or do they have a case of Tourette’s and they can’t control it? Is there no filter, no Whatempathy?ifthe person attacked is affected, loses their self-worth, and does not see a reason for living? Countless people have committed suicide over senseless and heartless
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