BEACON - Montrose-Delta - October 2015

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Vol. 29 No. 10

Montrose & Delta Counties’ Newspaper for Adults 50+. Over 13,650 Readers.

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MOUNT KILIMANJARO Attain the summit at any age

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EDITORIAL

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Is retirement the quickest way to die?

By Kevin VanGundy

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livia, my youngest daughter and Central High School senior, brought home an interesting book the other day. It was “Invisible Man”

by Ralph Ellison. In it he writes, “Don’t you know the quickest way to die is to retire?”

Is that true? Let me know.

I do agree with Teddy Roosevelt who said that far too many of us, “…neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight.”

With that in mind I’d like to encourage you to read this month’s special insert on retirement planning. There is a wonderful philosophical story on transitioning into retirement and more practical articles about wise

investing and making good Medicare choices.

I’m particularly fond of this month’s cover story about a local woman who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro. Wow, I think I’ll have to go against President Teddy’s advice on this one and just enjoy the story. That’s a lot of walking.

Help us honor our veterans In November, we’ll honor our veterans with a special issue that tells their stories. And while we have a few good candidates, we could use your help to find more. Do you know of an unsung hero? Please call us at 243-8829 and give us their name and a way for us to contact them. ■

My favorite ghost story: On Halloween night, a friend was in the hospital for some tests, the last of which had left him with severe diarrhea. After making several false alarm trips to the toilet, he decided to sleep it off but ended up soiling his bed. In a complete loss of his senses he gathered up the dirty bed sheets and threw them out the window. A drunk was staggering below when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms violently trying to get free. Finally, he ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, a security guard walked up and asked what the hell had happened. The drunk, still staring down at the sheets replied, “I think I just beat the s*** out of a ghost.”

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How you can climb Kilimanjaro Are you inspired by Jane’s story? Do you wish to take on Kilimanjaro or maybe a similar adventure?

Jeff Evans, the guide leading Jane Johnson’s Kilimanjaro trek, has been guiding climbing expeditions and sharing the lessons learned from these adventures for decades now. His expeditions, offered through his company Mountain Vision, range from climbing Kilimanjaro to trekking the base of Mt. Everest to traveling through the heart of the Andes to Machu Picchu.

Here are five things I found appealing about traveling with Mountain Vision.

• Not only does Mountain Vision maintain a 94 percent client summit success rate, but they also take “lesser traveled” routes.

• Medical preparation, gear purchasing and other pre-trip training and tips are offered prior to your trip.

• Porters carry your stuff (some stuff).

• A trained chef prepares your mountain meals.

• All head guides are fluent in English and go through extensive medical training.

Kilimanjaro treks start at $2,400. While the trips are not all inclusive, Mountain Vision takes care of many travel details, making planning your trip a lot easier.

Find out more at www. mountain-vision.com/adven tures or call 303-880-1930.

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Moments make the journey: Jane Johnson summits Kilimanjaro

By Melanie Wiseman

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ccording to Jane Johnson, climbing Kilimanjaro, Africa’s highest mountain, is no different than walking most local trails. Wait, really?

Taking on the challenge “I’m not obsessed with exercising, but I like to keep myself in shape so if somebody says ‘Let’s go do this,’ I can do it,” Johnson, 52, said.

Johnson enjoys doing little adventures out of her comfort zone. One such challenge was climbing Mt. Hood in Oregon five years ago with her sister-in-law and Stacey Allison, the first American female to summit Mt. Everest.

“You get that euphoria when you get to the top of the mountain that you just can’t explain to anyone,” Johnson said.

Last fall Johnson attended a presentation by mountaineering guide Jeff Evans at Colorado Mesa University.

Evans guided Erik Weihenmayer, the first and only blind person to summit Mt. Everest. He also led a relative of Johnson’s, who is deaf and legally blind, up Kilimanjaro. Johnson con-

nected with Evans after the presentation and he invited her on his August 2015 Kilimanjaro trek.

“He only participates in one Kilimanjaro climb each year,” Johnson said. “He’s an ER physician’s assistant in addition to all the other things he does, so he was a good fit if anything went wrong since I’ve never been up that high before. Seventy percent of how your body is going to adjust to the elevation is genetic. Even though I’m fit, there’s that unknown about what my body was going to do.”

Ready for the challenge, she accepted the invitation.

“What they say is you can’t get acclimatization until a month before, so anything you do prior to that has physical benefit but no acclimatization,” she said.

To prepare, Johnson added two big hikes a week over the summer to her exercise routine.

A month before the trip, Evans provided a weekend training hike near Breckenridge where they stayed two nights at 10,000 feet. Two weeks later, Johnson did the 80-mile Copper Triangle bike ride over three mountain passes in the same area.

The little city that climbed After several days of travel via train, automobiles and planes, Johnson made her way to Tanzania via Ethiopia to meet the group of people she would be spending the next seven days with on Mt. Kilimanjaro.

“Our group was made up of 26 people from all walks of life,” Johnson said. “We had five wounded warriors, including one who was blind, one who was an amputee, one with a closed head injury from Iraq and one with PTSD.” Two fathers climbing with their 16-year-old sons, a retired Navy Seal, single women and couples added to the mix. An orthopedic surgeon in the group came in handy to reset a woman’s shoulder when she dislocated it after a fall before the hike even began. Ages ranged from 16 to 66.

Johnson gladly helped veteran

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Lonnie Bedwell, who was blinded by a hunting accident 18 years ago, successfully climb and summit.

“I took a bear bell which I put on top of my hiking pole for the parts which weren’t so steep so he could just follow the sound,” Johnson said.

“On the steeper parts, he would hold on to the strap on the back of my backpack for guidance. I learned so much from him.”

In addition to the 26 climbers, the group had 75 porters carrying food, tents, sleeping bags, porta-potties, tables and chairs.

“We were like a little city,” she said.

Mt. Kilimanjaro is comprised of three dormant volcanic cones rising from 3,340 feet above sea level to its peak at 19,341 feet. The first recorded ascent to the summit was in 1889.

The mountain is part of the Kilimanjaro National Park and has been the subject of many scientific studies because of its shrinking glaciers.

Johnson’s group hiked through rainforests, pinyon pine terrain and open, arid landscapes.

“On the top were glacier fields,” she said. “You go through all five ecozones on the way. One day we hiked in total fog. We were right at cloud level.”

The group averaged six to seven hours of hiking each day.

“Jeff’s philosophy is to go slow and let your body try and acclimatize on it’s own,” Johnson said. “Climbing at a conversational pace allows you to recover each day and start the next day feeling good. It’s easy terrain with sure footing. Local hikes like Liberty Cap in the Monument are much harder than Kilimanjaro.”

Climbers have their choice of seven official trekking routes.

“We hiked the Machame route,” Johnson said. “It was 33 miles in length, middle of the road in difficulty, one of the most scenic and one of the best for acclimatizing. We started at one entrance to the national park and exited another.”

The lowest temperature at night was right at freezing and days were sunny, in the upper 50s and low 60s.

Dressing in layers was key. Food was plentiful and full of carbs.

Every trip has its memorable moments. For Johnson, arriving at camp late afternoon and having popcorn and something warm to drink was one. A less pleasant memory was the accidental spilling of the nighttime pee container all over her tent and its contents at the beginning of the trip.

“Everyone got out of the trip what they wanted to,” Johnson said. “Some kept more to themselves. I love to meet people and be more present.”

The summit “Groups that go faster on shorter routes have a 50 percent summit rate,” Johnson said. “With Jeff Evans’ groups, the summit rate is 90 percent because he takes it slow.”

They summited on day six and 22 out of the 26 in the group made it.

“Lonnie (her blind companion) was really steadfast that all the military guys be the first to summit and summit together,” said Johnson.

“Four of the five wounded warriors made it, plus the retired Navy Seal.”

Near the summit, the woman who dislocated her shoulder prior to the climb dislocated it a second time. It took Evans six tries before he reset it, but she was not able to continue.

The oldest in the group was a 66-year-old woman who had trained for the whole year prior.

“Hiking was not her thing and she wasn’t comfortable with the equipment or what to wear,” Johnson said.

“She got to the summit and broke down in tears. She said ‘My family said I couldn’t do this, shouldn’t do this, and I’m on top of the mountain.’

Our guide was crying. It was the most inspirational moment on the whole trip and was caught by pure accident on video so her family was able to see it.”

According to Johnson, it was moments like these, more so than the hike itself that truly made the climb up Kilimanjaro an experience of a lifetime. ■

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Cover Photo: Jane Johnson and her blind climbing companion, Lonnie Bedwell, pose for a photo at the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro.

Twenty-two out of 26 climbers made it to the summit.

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FEATURE STORY

By Kevin K. VanGundy

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he BEACON staff would like to thank the approximate 1,300 people who attended this year’s Montrose-Delta BeaconFest Boomer & Senior Fair. We had a great time and hope you did as well.

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A big BEACON thank you

I’d also like to thank the staff at the Montrose Pavilion for working so hard to help make this event such a great success. Of course, I can’t thank Walgreen’s enough for keeping the health and wellness of BEACON readers in mind by providing free flu shots to hundreds of BeaconFest attendees.

Fantastic food We always have great food at BeaconFest but the selection at this year’s might have been our best thus far. Starvin’ Arvin’s served up some biscuits and gravy and mouth-watering cinnamon rolls for breakfast, and delicious hamburgers for lunch. Mi Mexico arranged an authentic Mexican buffet, offering tacos, tostadas,

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rice, beans and more. Pahgre’s delighted attendees with their gourmet pasta salad and spinach dip.

There was music and dancing One of the great treats at BeaconFest is the entertainment, which runs all day long. Year after year, attendees and vendors alike ask us “Where do you get your entertainment?” We listen to suggestions and feedback from you, our readers. We have the following entertainers to thank.

• Beth Williams • Mike Gwinn • Danny Agajanian & The Hallelujah Band • Mary Lee Bowen & Ellen Roberts • Paula Dunfee • Ron Koss An extra special thank you to Ron Koss, who also masterfully managed the sound for our entertainers, and for coming back year after year to make sure we sound good.

Door prizes galore We had many happy prizewinners.

We’d like to thank the following businesses for their generous door prize giveaways.

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Ute Mountain Tribal Park Volunteers of America Finally, I want to thank the over 50 different seniorrelated businesses that set up booths at MontroseDelta BeaconFest to share their information. Without them, none of this would be possible.

Our next BeaconFest will be in Grand Junction on April 21, 2016. ■

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ASK A GENEALOGIST

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How to record place names and dates

Ask a Genealogist, By Dorothy Causey

Dates The standard for recording dates in genealogy is the day, the first three letters of the month, and all four digits of the year. For example: 5 Oct. 2008.

It’s important to follow this standard because date formats may vary from one country to another.

For instance, we Americans interpret 10/5/08 as October 5, 2008. In Europe, it could be interpreted as the 10th day of the fifth month of the year 1808.

If you’re in doubt about interpreting a date, record the date as written and add what you think it is in square brackets: 10/5/08 [5 Oct. 2008].

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An approximate date may be recorded but designate it as such by preceding the year with “about” or “circa.”

For example: about 1850 or circa 1850.

The abbreviations are abt. and c.

If you know an event occurred before or after a specific date, such as the date of a will, use before or after (bef. or aft.) Example: John Brown died aft. 25 July 1900.

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It’s good to specify county to avoid confusion. If you just said Montrose, Colorado, it would be difficult to determine if the Montrose referred to a town or a county. When short on space, accepted abbreviations are twp. for township and co. for county.

Keep in mind that many records are to be found by county, so it’s important to include that information when you know it. Also keep in mind that county boundaries change over the years and your ancestor could have lived in two counties without moving. You can usually learn the county by looking in a gazetteer.

One fabulous source of information is county histories. At the end of the 19th century, many counties wrote about how and when their county was formed and by whom. They are loaded with stories of the pioneers and original settlers to the area. These stories are gems. Around the time of our bicentennial, many more were written. These include early day photos of people and places. Many of these county histories are online or are available at local genealogy centers. The Fore-Kin Trails Genealogical Society in Montrose has quite a few. ■

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ASK THE OLD BAG Advice Column for the Over 50 Crowd

By Gayle Lagman-Creswick Dear Old Bag: I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you for everything you do with your column. I may be a few years away from 50 (I’m currently 37) but I would also like to say something to other young folks who read your column: Let’s look after our elderly. Take time to get to know the seniors in your community and be available if they ever need help or just need some company. One of the most rewarding things I do is spending time and sharing jokes with them. Their smiles are priceless, so I hope you will take the time to get to know these folks. Thank you again. Keep up the good work. Signed, KS Dear KS: Thank you for your heartfelt letter. You sound as if you work with or volunteer with the elderly. If you are not, I hope you will be. After working in assisted living and skilled nursing, I know that associates like you are greatly valued by the residents and staff. There are some young people who cannot see the value in older folks, like you do. Thank you again for writing. OB Dear Old Bag: My neighbor and I are good friends and talk frequently.

The other day we had a discussion about spirituality versus religion. I go to church every Sunday and she does not.

She tells me she is a very spiritual person. I say she cannot be very spiritual if she does not go to church. We agreed to a second opinion, and that is you!

Signed, MB

Dear Old Bag: I know your philosophy of not interfering in your grown children’s lives, but I don’t know if I can keep my mouth shut much longer.

I am living with my son and daughterin-law. I have my own space, but we eat together. The problem is that my daughter-in-law cuts down my son every chance she gets. I can see that he is so browbeaten he just keeps his mouth shut. It’s really hard for me to take. Can’t I just tell him not to let her do that to him? Signed, Fed Up

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Dear Fed Up: I am sorry. I’m sticking to my guns on this. Please believe me that if you say something, it will backfire and you will wish you had kept your mouth shut. When your son has had enough, he will take his own action. He may be taking it up with her in private for all you know.

No one knows what goes on behind closed doors. I would like to mention that in my experience, two women in one house creates tension. Perhaps the wife is feeling frustrated, and it is causing her to take it out on her husband. We never know. My advice is for you to lay low. It is an honor and a privilege to stay with them.

Stay in your space as much as you can. If she begins cutting him down, disappear. Good luck. OB ■

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Dear MB: I can only give you my opinion, which will probably begin an avalanche of letters from those who disagree, but here goes: I believe that a religious person who is a regular churchgoer can also be a spiritual

person. I also believe that a religious churchgoer is not always a spiritual person. I also believe that a person who does not go to church may be a very spiritual person. I believe that spirituality dwells inside a person, and is manifested by how they treat others and how they live their lives.

I could go on, but that is the gist of how I view religion and spirituality.

Hope this helps. Remember this is only one woman’s opinion. OB

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LAUGHING MATTERS

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LAUGHING MATTERS Learning to drink Submitted by Kevin Ray

While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.

Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from our house.

I got him a Guinness. He didn’t like it, so I drank it.

Then I got him a Kilkenny’s. He didn’t like that either, so I drank it.

Finally, I thought he might like some Harp lager. He didn’t. So I drank it.

I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer, so we tried a Jameson’s. Nope!

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland’s finest. He wouldn’t even smell it. What could I do but drink it?

By the time I realized he just didn’t like to drink, I was so darn drunk I could hardly push his stroller home.

Historic insults Submitted by George Sanchez

• A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”

“That depends, sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

• “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”

- Winston Churchill • “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” - Clarence Darrow

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• “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” - Moses Hadas • “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” - Mark Twain • “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” - Oscar Wilde • “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend, if you have one.” - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one.” Winston Churchill, in response • “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” - John Bright • “I’ve just learned about his illness.

Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”

- Irvin S. Cobb • “He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.”

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• “In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.”

– Charles Maurice de Talleyrand.

• “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” - Forrest Tucker • “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”

- Oscar Wilde • “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts, for support rather than illumination.” - Andrew Lang • “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”

- Billy Wilder • “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I’m afraid this wasn’t it.”

- Groucho Marx

Mystic English Submitted by Savannah Butler

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?

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Kids think fast Submitted by Angela Richards

Teacher: Why are you late?

Joe: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Joe: The one that says, “School ahead, go slow.”

Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!

Teacher: John, how do you spell crocodile?

John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L Teacher: No, that’s wrong John: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Sarah: H I J K L M N O!!

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Sarah: Yesterday you said it’s H to O! Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.

George: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class: George!

Teacher: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have 10 years ago.

Willie: Me!

Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

Tommy: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Retirement living with the emphasis on living

Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.” Ellen: I is...

Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.”

Ellen: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Johnny: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Desmond: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Pupil: A teacher.

Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?

Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?

Sylvia: Your name on this report card.

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estled in the heart of the Silver Thread Colorado Scenic and Historic Byway lies the tiny town of Creede, Colorado. With just 400 permanent residents one would think this small village wouldn’t have much to offer, but aside from being rich in history and outdoor adventures, Creede is also a destination for professional repertory theatre.

My husband Dan and I camped near Creede a few days during our honeymoon. Fifteen years later, we returned to explore the area for a whole week and we’re already making plans for our next visit.

Creede is in Mineral County, located in southwestern Colorado right along the Continental Divide. The lowest elevation is 8,500 feet and tops out above 14,000. The scenic drive from Grand Junction to Creede takes you by Blue Mesa Reservoir, through historical Lake City and it’s towering San Juan fourteeners, over spectacular Slumgullion Pass and along the winding Rio Grande River.

North Clear Creek Falls nearby is a must-see. Don’t forget your camera!

History The Ute Indians and their leader Chief Ouray roamed and hunted in Mineral County long before the white men knew of its existence.

Hot springs at nearby Wagon Wheel Gap were a favorite stop for the Utes, followed by homesteaders and early tourists.

In 1889, a rich vein of silver ore was discovered by Nicholas Creede in the small town of Willow at the foot of Campbell Mountain, where the East and West Willow Creeks meet. The town was renamed Creede and his strike became know as the last big silver boom in Colorado.

During the summer of 1890, Creede was growing at a rate of nearly 300 people per day. By 1891, when the Denver and Rio Grande Railroad

arrived, Creede changed nearly overnight and the population skyrocketed to 10,000 people. Miners worked day and night. Boarding houses and hotels were filled around the clock.

It is said that when one miner left for work, another miner filled his bed.

Mine names, including Holy Moses, Last Chance, and Equity echoed the miners’ ambitions. Some of Creed’s more notorious inhabitants were gunfighter Bat Masterson, as well as gamblers and con men Bob Ford and Soapy Smith.

The price of silver crashed in 1893 and the boom ended as quickly as it had begun. The population plummeted to less than 900 people.

Ninety-six percent of Mineral County is public land. Creede thrives today by preserving and sharing its mining heritage with the thousands of visitors who vacation there annually.

Stop by the Creede Chamber of Commerce to pick up a $2 self-guided booklet for the 17-mile historic Bachelor Loop Mine Tour, which starts from downtown Creede. You may also want to enjoy a tour of Creede’s Underground Mining Museum, which is open year-round.

Creede Repertory Theatre Celebrating its 50th season this year, the Creede Repertory Theatre is another reason many make Creede a vacation destination. Founded in 1966 as a means to boost Creede’s economy, the theatre is now a thriving professional organization that reaches 53,000 patrons each year. It has 10 full-time staff and a company of 80 summer seasonal members. It is one of the few remaining true repertory theatres in the country.

The repertory format rotates shows, sometimes on a daily basis, allowing patrons to see up to six different shows in a week between the two theaters.

Dan and I saw two excellent shows: “Our Town” and a world

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premier of the comedy “Good On Paper.” Seating is small and intimate for a personal experience. For more information on the Creede Repertory Theatre, visit www.creederep.org or call 719-658-2540.

Headwaters Two of the mighty rivers of the Southwest find their headwaters in the mountains surrounding Creede: the Rio Grande and the San Juan Rivers. Water collected from small streams and rivulets, including Willow Creek, form the Rio Grande as it begins its 1,800-mile journey to the Gulf of Mexico. On the western side of the Continental Divide, tributaries of the San Juan River take this historic river through New Mexico and Utah, where it joins the Colorado River just north of Lake Powell.

Creede is a fly fisherman’s paradise.

Brown trout and a few rainbow and cutthroat call these two rivers and other small streams in the area home.

In the Rio Grande alone, trout numbers can reach over 2,000 per mile.

The U.S. Forest Service office on Creede’s Main Street is a great fishing access resource.

Outdoor adventures From dark skies for amazing stargazing to spectacular forested trails for wildflower and wildlife viewing, Creede offers endless options of outdoor activities that are sure to take your breath away. We camped next to a serene lake where our only neighbors were many feathered friends and several chipmunks. The variety and bounty of wildflowers was nothing like we had witnessed before.

The number of trails for hiking,

horseback riding and ATVing are plentiful, and the scenery never disappointed. Whether you’re crossing creeks, winding through meadows, leading to lakes or climbing through forests, trails of all levels of difficulty are available.

Be patient and attentive and you might be rewarded with an opportunity to experience wildlife up close.

Moose are one of the most popular wildlife attractions in the area. We were fortunate enough to see a bear on a hike near our campsite.

Creede is a bird watcher’s paradise.

You can see yellow warblers, osprey, bald eagles, red-tailed hawks, broadtailed and Rufous hummingbirds, American gold finch, Steller’s jay and mountain blue birds. ■

Colorful history, theatre, scenery and adventure make Creede, Colorado a memorable vacation destination. For more information, visit www.creede.com or call the Creede Chamber of Commerce at 719-658-2374. You can also contact the U.S. Forest Service at 719-658-2557.

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How will Godzilla El Niño impact western slope gardeners?

Garden Smarts, By Kathy Kimbrough Q. I have heard about the Godzilla

El Niño coming our way in the next few months. What does that mean for western slope gardeners?

It sounds like we’re all going to be eaten alive by some giant creature from Japan! National Weather Service meteorologist Jim Pringle said this strong weather pattern usually brings us a wetter-than-normal fall and spring and a milder winter. This is great news for area gardeners for many reasons.

We can always use more precipitation but it is especially helpful in the fall after the local irrigation water is turned off. Since fall is one of the best times to plant in our area, the extra water and mild temperatures will help newly planted trees, shrubs, perennials or lawns get established quicker and easier.

Q. I am interested in helping my

grandchild’s school start a vegeta-

ble garden and wondered if there are any grants or organizations available to help with planning and start-up money.

What a wonderful idea. School gardens not only provide opportunities for fun, socialization and physical activity, but they’re also great ways to teach children about plants and how food is produced.

Sow It Forward, the grants and partnership program of Kitchen Gardeners International, might be able to help with costs associated in starting a community vegetable garden. The grant is for nonprofit causes or organizations (including schools) interested in starting or expanding food garden projects.

There are no geographic limitations on what types of food garden projects will be considered. The application deadline is 5 p.m. January 8, 2016. Questions?

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October 10 Master Gardener Tree Auction and Plant Sale Starts at 9 a.m. at the CSU Extension office at the Mesa County Fairgrounds Visit www.kgi.org or call Roger Doiron at 207-956-0606.

Another avenue to help children learn about where their food comes from is Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution.

Oliver, a celebrity chef and restaurant owner from England, is a legend when it comes to educating people about growing their own food. He has helped schools in 196 countries develop food education programs to combat diet-re-

GARDEN CHECKLIST:  Bring in houseplants that have over summered on your porch or patio when nighttime temperatures go below 40 degrees. Before you bring them in, check for unwanted guests which may have found a home on the plant or in the soil. Also, water deeply and dust off the leaves.  When planning your vegetable garden next year, think about adding flowers and herbs among your vegetables to provide a habitat for beneficial insects and organisms. The mix of different colors and scents will also confuse pests looking for a tasty meal of your vegetables. Consider planting flowers that attract pollinators like honeybees.  Shred falling leaves and use them as a mulch and soil conditioner.

Add extra leaves to your compost pile. Equal parts dried and fresh materials will generate the best nitrogen balance.

lated illness and obesity in children. His goal is to put compulsory practical food education on every school curriculum. Learn more at www. foodrevolutionday.com. ■

PLANT OF THE MONTH—Rocky Mountain Penstemon (Penstemon strictus) One of the showiest fall perennials is the upright sedum ‘Neon’. This easy-to-grow perennial is a succulent that thrives in alkaline soil, loves the full sun and requires very little maintenance. All upright sedums are deer and rabbit resistant and the bees love them. Sedum is easy to root from stem cuttings and looks best in large clumps. Divide in the spring when the basal rosette appears. For a tidy appearance, cut off stems in late fall or winter.

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Clubs, volunteer info and support groups WHATEVER THE TIME OF YEAR

• The Montrose Pavilion Dance Club hosts dances at the Montrose Pavilion from 7:30 p.m.-11 p.m. On October 10, music will be provided by Route 66. On October 24, music will be provided by Ghost River Band. Admission is $5.

Call 252-7172.

• Vestafjell Lodge, Sons of Norway hosts a Torsk and Kjottbolle (baked cod and Norwegian meatball) dinner at 2 p.m. October 11 at Shepherd of the Valley Lutheran Church, 3133 F Road, Grand Junction. Cost is $8. Call 2455649 or visit www.vestafjelllodge.org.

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• Western Slope 4 Wheelers meets monthly at 7 p.m. on the first Tuesdays at the Montrose Rod & Gun Club’s indoor range, 1211 6450 Road in Montrose. Call 275-0754.

• Montrose Amateur Radio Club meets monthly at 7 p.m. on the third Fridays at the Olathe Community Center. Call 417-6142.

• Black Canyon Camera Club meets monthly at noon on the second Tuesdays at the First Church of Christ, 1102 Howard St. in Delta. Call 399-3674.

• Black Canyon Classics is open to all ages interested in classic cars, street rods, trucks and other vehicles. For meeting times and locations, call 249-6051.

• Black Canyon Audubon Society members are committed to the conservation of natural resources through birding, conservation and educational activities. For dates and times of meetings, call 249-6761, ext. 14.

• Wild Bunch 4WD club’s bimonthly meetings are the second Mondays of “odd months.” For dates, times and locations, email desertrat27@hotmail. com.

• Black Canyon Twirlers Square Dance Club meets monthly at 7 p.m.9:30 p.m. on the second and fourth Saturdays at the Lions Clubhouse, 602 N. Nevada Ave. in Montrose. They dance Main Stream and Plus and welcome all visitors. Call 596-4252.

• Alpine Photography Club meets monthly at 7 p.m. on the second Tuesdays at St. Mary’s Catholic Church in Montrose. For more information, email alpinephotoclub@aol.com.

VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES • HopeWest in Delta and Montrose seeks volunteers for a variety of positions. In Delta, call 874-6823 for more information. In Montrose, call 252-2642.

• RSVP in Montrose is seeking volun-

teers. Volunteers who register with RSVP receive supplemental insurance and recognition for their service.

Call 249-9639.

• Senior CommUnity Meals needs volunteer meal delivery drivers in Delta.

It takes about an hour to deliver three or four meals to a homebound senior.

Call 835-8028.

• AARP Tax Aide seeks volunteer tax preparers for the Delta and Cedaredge sites during tax season. Volunteers work six to 10 hours a week from February through April 15, 2016. Training will be provided. Call 856-3007.

• Volunteers of America seeks volunteers for a variety of positions in Montrose and Delta counties. Volunteers can assist with resident outings, events or fundraisers, delivering meals or light office work. VOA also accepts donations of books, craft supplies, nail polish, plants, quilts, music devices, headphones, iTunes gift cards and more. Call 1-844-VOA-4YOU.

SUPPORT GROUPS • Veterans PTSD support group meets at 10 a.m. Thursdays at the Warrior Resource Center, 11 S. Park Ave. Veterans must provide a copy of their DD214 as

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disability or illness. For details and to register, call 249-2436, ext. 203.

• Stroke Support Group meets at 11 a.m. to noon twice a month at Montrose Memorial Hospital’s Acute Rehab Unit. For details and meeting days, call 318-2028.

• Alzheimer-Dementia Support Group meets monthly at 6 p.m. on the second Thursdays at Valley Manor Care Center, 1401 S. Cascade in Montrose.

For details, call 249-9634.

• Bosom Buddies Breast Cancer Support Group meets at noon to 1:15 p.m. Wednesdays at 645 S. Fifth St. in Montrose.

• Validation dementia support group meets every other month at 6 p.m. on the second Thursdays in Montrose and Eckert. For location details, call 252-3118.

• Caregiver Support Group meets at 1 p.m.-2 p.m. Wednesdays at Crossroads Assisted & Independent Living model cottage at 1380 Aspen Way in Delta. Call 773-4214.

• Caregiver Support & Networking Group meets at 1:30 p.m.-2:30 p.m. on the first Wednesdays and third Thursdays of the month at Region 10, 300 N. Cascade Ave. in Montrose.

Meetings are structured to be an all-inclusive group for caregivers who care for someone with dementia, or any

• Caregiver Support Group meets at 1 p.m. on the first and second Mondays of each month at the United Methodist Church, 19 S. Park Ave. in Montrose. For details, call 249-3716.

• Kinship Connections for Kids meets at 6 p.m.-8 p.m. on the first and third Thursdays of each month at Region 10, 300 N. Cascade Ave. in Montrose. This group is structured for persons raising children that are not their own. For details, call 765-3127. ■

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Delta/Montrose Calendar OCTOBER 2 Understanding the Times Conference The National Bible Conference by Olive Tree Ministries will be streamed live from 6 p.m.-8:30 p.m. at Calvary Chapel, 2201 S. Townsend Ave. in Montrose.

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OCTOBER 3 Montrose Oktoberfest The Black Canyon Homebrewers Association brings beer tasting, delicious food and live music to Montrose Oktoberfest from 1 p.m.-6 p.m. at Uncompahgre Events Plaza in downtown Montrose. Oktoberfest brings 20 of the area’s best craft breweries to Montrose, as well as entertainers Eleanor Tallie, Ascending Giants and Good Times Music Company. Tickets are $20 in advance and can be purchased online at www.montrosebeerfest.com. For details, call 249-6204 or visit the website.

OCTOBER 3-4 Cedaredge AppleFest Cedaredge comes alive with music, food, art and more during AppleFest at Town Park. AppleFest is the celebration of the apple harvest with small-town flair. Thousands of locals and visitors flock to Cedaredge to enjoy over 150 booths, a classic car show, antique tractor show and more. Activities start with a breakfast at the Masonic Hall at 7:30 a.m. Saturday with entertainment and car show at 9 a.m. For details, visit www.cedaredgechamber.com/applefest OCTOBER 7 & 8 DMEA Member Appreciation Days In celebration of National Cooperative Month, Delta-Montrose Electric Association (DMEA) is holding its annual Member Appreciation Days from 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Wednesday at the Read Service Center, 21191 H75 Road in Delta, and 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Thursday at the Montrose Headquarters, 11925 6300 Road. The public is invited to stop in at either location to enjoy refreshments.

All items are free, and members can

come and go as they please. For more information, call 240-1263.

OCTOBER 8 AARP SMART Driver Safety Course (Montrose) Montrose County Health and Human Services will host the AARP SMART Driver Safety Program from 8:30 a.m.1 p.m. at 1845 S. Townsend Ave. in Montrose. Save money on insurance and keep up on newer traffic laws.

Cost is $15 for AARP members and $20 for nonmembers. Preregistration required. For more information and to register, call 249-2436, ext. 203.

OCTOBER 10 Amtrak Train Days celebration All aboard Grand Junction to celebrate Amtrak Train Days. The Amtrak Exhibit Train is pulling into the Grand Junction Station and will be there from 10 a.m.4 p.m. Enjoy a free self-guided tour and activities. For details, visit www.amtrak. com/exhibit-train OCTOBER 10 Fall Harvest Festival This free event from 9 a.m.-2 p.m. during the Montrose Farmers Market at Centennial Plaza celebrates the bounty of the harvest season. There will be music, food, family friendly activities, pumpkin decorating, games, horse rides, and a farm-fresh fundraiser potluck from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. For details, call 209-8463.

OCTOBER 10 One Step Closer to Help and Hope walk/run Montrose Memorial Hospital presents the 23rd annual “One Step Closer to Help and Hope” 5K walk and 5/10K run at 9 a.m. at the Montrose Pavilion, 1800 Pavilion Drive. Check in at 8 a.m.

Registration fee is $30 in advance and $35 day of. Register at www.bosom buddiesswc.org or pick up a form at Montrose Memorial Hospital, City Markets, Safeway, KUBC/ KKXK, and the San Juan Cancer Center. Proceeds stay in Western Colorado to help individu-

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als who have been touched by breast cancer. If you are unable to attend and would like to send a donation, please mail it to Bosom Buddies, P.O. Box 1263, Montrose, CO 81402. For details, call 252-2814.

OCTOBER 12 Wills, trusts and powers of attorney seminar This free workshop covers the differences between will and trust estate plans and provides in-depth information about how to protect your assets, your heirs, your special needs children and your pets through specialized trusts. You’ll also learn how to incorporate advance directives into your estate plan. Registration required. Seminar takes place from 4:30 p.m.-5:30 p.m. at Region 10, 300 N. Cascade Ave. For more information or to register, call 765-3123.

OCTOBER 20 Medicare/Connect for Health Colorado info meeting Medicare coverage and Health Care coverage through Connect for Health Colorado can be confusing. This free lunch and learn will go over who to talk to and processes for Connect for Health Colorado, and open enrollment for Medicare Part D (prescription) coverage, and Medicare Supplemental and Advantage plans. Don’t assume your coverage for 2016 is already in place; stay informed. Class is from noon to 1 p.m. at Region 10, 300 N. Cascade Ave. Registration required.

Call 765-3123 to register. ■

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OCTOBER 18 Community Heart & Hands High Tea Experience a fabulous high tea while supporting a great local cause from 1 p.m.-5 p.m. at the Montrose Manor Bed & Breakfast, 60169 LaSalle Road.

Tour the house and grounds, watch the Broncos play on the wall-to-wall theater screen, shop unique table gift boutiques and start your holiday shopping in a relaxed atmosphere. Proceeds support the Innovation After School Program for middle school students and the Handyman Program, which provides health and safety improvements for low-income and disabled persons in Montrose and Delta. Cost is $50. For details, call 240-6960.

OCTOBER 19 AARP SMART Driver Safety Course (Delta) Bill Heddles Recreation Center will host the AARP SMART Driver Safety Program from 8 a.m.-12:30 p.m. at 531 N. Palmer St. in Delta. Save money on insurance and keep up on newer traffic laws. Cost is $15 for AARP members and $20 for nonmembers. Preregistration required. For more information and to register, call 856-6924.

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Medicare info sessions in Delta Medicare counselors from Region 10 will present two free Medicare information sessions in Delta on Monday, October 12. The first presentation will be at noon at the Delta Senior Center, 247 Meeker St., followed by a program at the Delta Diabetes Support Group at 2:30 p.m. in the Crag Crest Room of the Delta County Memorial Hospital’s Oncology and Education building. Call 399-3514 for details.

I’m Jake R. Atwood and although I am new to town, I am not new to Prosthodontics.

I served in the United States Air Force where I polished my skills and learned the value of self-sacrifice and service.

As a prosthodontist, I primarily deal with the replacement of missing or worn teeth. Whether it’s just one or all 32 of them, I can help you achieve a comfortable bite and a beautiful smile. And remember, it’s important to get your dentures checked annually!

Having 4 kids, I know what it’s like to want the best for the ones you love. That’s why it’s not just about teeth. It’s about providing the best care in a comfortable, friendly atmosphere.

Region 10 Meet ‘n’ Greets To celebrate Region 10/ADRC’s expansion of services into neighboring communities, the organization will

So, come on over, get to know us, and leave feeling like one of the family!

introduce its new options counselors in a series of meet ‘n’ greets throughout the six-county region. The dates are • October 2, noon to 1 p.m. at Baptist Hall in Lake City.

• October 7, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. at the new Senior Center in Gunnison.

• October 14, 3 p.m.-5:30 p.m. at the Paonia Library.

• October 22, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. at the Bill Heddles Recreation Center in Delta.

• November 2. Representatives will be present at the senior lunch at the Ouray Community Center.

Region 10 Education Series Events will be held at Region 10, 300 N. Cascade in Montrose. Registration is required. All sessions are free. For details and to register, call 360-6090.

• October 12, 4:30 p.m.-5:30 p.m.

“Wills, trusts and powers of attorney.” This free workshop covers the differences between will and trust estate plans and provides in-depth information about how to protect your assets, your heirs, your special needs children and your pets through specialized trusts. You’ll also learn how to incorporate advance directives into your estate plan.

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Events for veterans The Warrior Resource Center, 11 S. Park Ave. in Montrose, has the following events scheduled for veterans this month. If you have not previously registered with the Warrior Resource Center as a veteran, bring a form of military ID with you. For more information, call 765-2210.

• All veterans are invited for coffee from 8 a.m.-10 a.m. every Thursday.

• All military spouses (of any branch or era) are invited to a luncheon from 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. on the last Friday of every month.

• The public is invited to eagle head cane presentations at 1 p.m. the first Thursday of every month. Beautiful eagle head canes created by Black Canyon Wood Carvers and Wood Workers Guild of Western Colorado are presented to veterans.

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Blue Sage Center for the Arts activities Events at Blue Sage Center for the Arts, 226-228 Grand Ave. in Paonia. For details, call 527-7243.

• October 6 - Valley Voices: Co-Housing/Intentional Communities. Learn about local efforts to establish community networks and resources for elderly residents in the North Fork Community. Hear plans for co-housing facilities, transportation, solutions for medical care, and a senior village.

Event is at 7 p.m. Cost is $5.

Montrose Historical Society ghost walks Ghost walks start at 6 p.m. October 23, 24, 29 and 30. Cost is $8. For full details and locations, call 249-2085.

Montrose Senior Activities The Montrose Recreation District has the following activities scheduled for seniors 50-plus this month. Register one week ahead. Events take place at the Montrose Pavilion, 1800 Pavilion Drive, or transportation departs from the Montrose Pavilion. Please arrive at each event at least 15 minutes early.

For more information on the following activities, call 252-4884.

• Fall Color Drive and Gondola Ride 9 a.m.-3 p.m. October 1. Take in the fall colors on the ride over Dallas Di-

vide and into Telluride. We will have time for an optional gondola ride and will eat lunch in Telluride. Cost is $29.

• Ute Mountain Casino - 6:45 a.m.7:30 p.m. October 6. Relax at the slot machines and enjoy southwestern hospitality, discounts on lunch and free play. Register early, as space is limited. Cost is $45. Bring money for lunch and gambling.

• Owl Creek Pass to Silverjack Reservoir - 9:15 a.m.-3:30 p.m.

October 6. Enjoy the fall colors while traveling in a Swiss Army Pinzgauer.

We will go to Katie’s Meadow where “True Grit” was filmed and continue on to Silverjack Reservoir where we will have a picnic lunch. Cost is $75.

Bring a sack lunch.

• Studt’s Pumpkin Patch and Corn Maze - 9 a.m.-2 p.m. October 10.

Take in the fall day with wagon rides, a corn maze, a pumpkin patch, corn cannons and aviary with pheasants and quail, a petting zoo, Bazooka foam balls, a concession stand and more. Cost is $26. Bring a sack lunch.

• Hike - 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. October 20. Ranger-led hike at the Colorado National Monument. Wear good walking shoes and sunscreen and bring ample water. Dress in layers.

Bring a sack lunch. Cost is $18.

• Cross Orchards Fall Day at the Farm - 9 a.m.-3 p.m. October 24.

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friend told me that on a recent trip to Las Vegas he sat down and played video poker at a bar-mounted machine, and ordered a beer. He got an $8.50 bill for a 12-oz. beer. He asked why he had to pay if he was gambling and was told drinks are now free only on the casino floor.

Once upon a time there was an implied contract between the Las Vegas casino and the player that the casino would offer the gambler free beverages, $3.49 feeding frenzies in the buffet, and 99-cent denizens of the deep for players who were willing to put their hard-earned money in play.

That contract in now null and void.

One former Las Vegas casino operator, Bob Stupak, warned us years ago when he intoned the realities of casino gambling in “US News and World Report” by stating, “It’s our duty to extract as much money from the customer as we can.”

Bravo! At least this past owner came clean on the realities of casino gambling.

Today, casinos have raised the hold percentages, cut club benefits/ comps, tightened video poker pay tables, and tried to cram 6/5 Blackjack down our throats all while cutting the perks—a PBR no less—for our play.

The casino industry I was weaned from was built on fair gambling, cheap food, free spirits and great customer service. Say goodbye to that!

Corporate America now runs gambling, ruled by bean counters whose sole purpose is to control expenses while procuring more profits for the house.

This is where guys like my friend come in. His $8.50 drink is a non-gaming amenity that financially complements the casino’s gambling operation, which their accountants

believe provides growth. His cocktail used to be a loss leader, now it is a profitable part of their business.

Personally, I believe $8.50 for a Pabst Blue Ribbon while a patron is playing video poker at a casino bar STINKS! I get that food prices won’t retreat to my early years in gaming, but before I get out of this business as I close in on 40 years, wishful thinking on my part hopes that we will see a return to the basics of focusing on honest gambling and excellent customer service. Such as Rule #1: The customer is always right.

Followed by Rule #2: If the customer is wrong, see Rule #1.

My friend also protested the “resort fee” most casinos are charging. A resort fee is a (usually unadvertised) mandatory fee tacked onto your nightly room rate. In Las Vegas, you will be hard-pressed to find any hotel that does not charge it.

In addition to your nightly room rate, you are now being asked to shell out an extra $5 to $30 a night in fees.

Furthermore, there are some Vegas hotels happy to charge you a little something extra above the resort fee for a guaranteed room type, early check-in, late check-out, even for double beds—all taxed, mind you, after they are added.

All I can recommend here is to make sure you read the fine print before you book your room. Resort fees tend to be omitted from advertised rates.

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