March 2020 - Montrose-Delta

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The media says we can’t be friends

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ou may have heard about the “Ok, Boomer” meme that’s being thrown around by my generation (Gen Y, aka Millennials).

According to The New York Times, “Ok Boomer” marks the end of friendly generational relations with Gen Y and Z, who use it to mock and blame Boomers for their economical and societal woes.

Although this trend has received significant media attention nationally, it’s not a new thing.

Younger generations use it in retaliation to insults directed at them for their inexperience and perceived laziness, but even Boomers can attest to feeling frustrated and being belittled by their predecessors. (“Never trust anyone over 30?”)

Melanie Wiseman, the reporter who wrote this month’s story, is a Boomer. Even though we’re generations apart, we also happen to be great friends! Just because the media says this trend is dividing the generations, it doesn’t mean it’s so. In polling my Facebook friends about what they thought about “Ok, Boomer,” the majority said it was rude, disrespectful and juvenile.

All generations have something we can learn from each other. Respect goes both ways—the least we can do is embrace com-

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munication and show respect for others’ opinions, even if we disagree.

CHANGING THE NARRATIVE ON AGING Ageist comments (like those stemming from “Ok, Boomer”) can be difficult to respond to when we accept those beliefs about our own age. Cathy Trujillo with Time Bank of the Rockies led a recent discussion at Montrose’s Meadowlark Senior Apartments about ageism and how to combat it in daily life. Read more about how you can change your mindset on page 19.

FOOD AND FUN AT BEACONFEST! Don’t miss the biggest party of the year! We love seeing our Montrose and Delta readers who make the trek to Grand Junction for the BeaconFest Boomer & Senior Fair at Two Rivers Convention Center. This year’s fair is from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. on Thursday, April 16. There will be delicious food, lively entertainment, informational booths and seminars. Plus, admission is FREE!

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IN THIS ISSUE...

Cover Photo: Olivia VanGundy, left, and Carolyn Bentley, right, demonstrate generational tensions between Boomers and Millennials and Gen Z, which sparked the “Ok, Boomer” meme. Photo by B. Bigler.

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The medical merry-go-round Feel like health care has you going in circles? You’re not alone.

Give it up for Lent!

What would you be wiling to give up for 40 days?

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Walk Japan There’s no better way to travel this island country than on foot.

Ending ageism It’s up to all of us to end the bias towards people of different ages.

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COVER STORY

“OK, BOOMER”

By Melanie Wiseman

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was dumbfounded when Social Security came up in casual conversation and my 36-year-old niece sarcastically interjected, “You’re welcome.”

Translation: She feels she’ll never see it and I’ll be living on her dime.

I was taken aback by her sharp, phantom finger-pointing, but I still listened with empathy as she talked about her ample college debt and the high cost of housing and health insurance. Was she actually insinuating they were my fault? I didn’t know where it was coming from then, but I get it now.

Boom generation (and older people in general) as out of touch, close-minded, resistant to change and part of the problem. While many Baby Boomers were connected to the youth counterculture of the 1960-70s, they have since been blamed in recent years by younger generations for a variety of societal woes. “‘Ok, Boomer’ says, ‘Keep talking old person. We’re not even going to roll our eyes at you,’” said Salie.

“We look past you to a future we’re going to have to fix ourselves—one we inherited from you: climate change and disappearing species, crippling debt and a crumbling democracy.”

OK, BOOMER On December 1, CBS Sunday Morning’s Faith Salie, 48, delivered a cheeky rendition of the catchphrase, “Ok, Boomer” as a fashionable and political step up from “Whatever,” or “Talk to the hand,” directed toward older people.

This generational chasm of frustration, tension and a general “enough is enough” by younger people gained tremendous momen-

THE BLAME GAME, AGAIN Pictured above: Olivia VanGundy and Carolyn Bentley. Bottom left: Brandon Topfer and Joe Mauch. Next page, top right: Connor Triest and Steven Soychak. Photos by B. Bigler. tum over the past year. Although generational finger-pointing is not a new concept, social media casts the combative yet dismissive meme “Ok, Boomer” into a global viral phenomenon. The New York Times claimed the meme “marks the end of friendly generational relations.”

“Ok, Boomer” memes (see sidebar for definition and examples), social media songs, YouTube videos and merchandise added fuel to the fire. Peter Kuli, 19, who created a remix of the song that started it all, said, “I think the internet is finally allowing people to feel like they have a voice and an outlet to critique the generations who got us into this position.”

“Ok, Boomer” mocks and dismisses a person from the Baby

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Salie’s editorial stirred up such a firestorm among seniors that the following Sunday morning, author and radio host Bill Flanagan, 64, was given equal time to respond.

In essence, Flanagan argued that no generation gets it all right, and no generation fixes everything.

“I grew up under a barrage of insults from the World War II generation,” said Flanagan. “They continually reminded us they were raised in the Depression, defeated Hitler and now we have everything handed to us.”

He admitted that climate change has gotten worse, but Boomers inherited pollution, nuclear weapons and racial injustice.

“The world was kind of in rough shape when we arrived,” he said.

“But our generation can take credit for making big cities livable again, revolutionizing communication, shrinking crime, poverty and violence, and advancing rights for women, African Americans and the

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DISTRESS FROM YOUNGER PEOPLE HAS BECOME “MISPLACED” ANXIETY ABOUT OLDER PEOPLE, WHICH SOME WOULD CONSIDER AGEISM...THE SOLUTION TO THE GENERATIONAL WAR IS TO STOP FIGHTING IT. LGBTQ community in ways never dreamed of in the past.”

MISDIRECTED THINKING Political writer Bhaskar Sunkara, 30, said it’s time to ditch the meme because it isn’t directed at the right people.

With half of those over 65 having less than $25,000 in savings, a division by class makes more sense than by generations.

“Energy should be directed at big politicians or big CEOs, not people who don’t have a lot of power and wealth,” said Sunkara.

Sociologist and author Jennie Bristow conjectured that the “Boomer blaming” is largely a symbolic discussion and not really about Baby Boomers. She argued that distress from younger people has become

“misplaced” anxiety about older people, which some would consider ageism. Bristow believes the solution to the generational war is to stop fighting it.

“The more people are invited to see issues in terms of intergenerational conflict, the more the conflict picks up,” Bristow said. “When young people are told constantly that their future has been taken away from them by older generations, it’s not really surprising that they begin thinking that way.”

WHAT YOUNG PEOPLE MEAN Just because there’s intergenerational tension doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing. In fact, it can lead to positive change, if approached with the right attitude.

“My take on ‘Ok, Boomer’ is that younger people often feel that older

people don’t take them seriously,” said Brenda Wilhelm, Ph.D., Professor of Sociology at Colorado Mesa University. “I see this more as a way to say, ‘Hold up, we’ve got something to say here.’”

Wilhelm said younger people are entering a world where their angst is reasonable, especially when watching politicians who seem unable or unwilling to do anything about these problems.

“I think young people are reasonably pointing out that their elders do not have all the answers,” said Wilhelm.

And that’s okay. Norman Ryder’s theory of demographic metabolism describes the process by which societies change through the generations. Younger people enter society with fresh eyes, which is an important mechanism of social change. “‘Ok, Boomer’ may just be the latest way for a younger generation to try to make that clear to an older generation,” said Wilhelm. “However, with the advent of social media, no one really controls the phrase or how it is used. I’m just not sure the

negative feelings and generation gap are as big as the media would have us believe.”

Wilhelm hopes the wisdom of their years would allow Boomers to empathize with young people today, understand where they are coming from, and if they are in positions to do so, help them create a better world.

To say that one generation cannot understand the other is false. Each has much to learn from the other.

Intergenerational programs and causes combine people of varying ages, life experiences, classes and views, showing that people from across perceived divides have much to gain from one another. Embracing communication fosters positive understanding, diminishes stereotypes, and empowers respect.

“I think opportunities and encouragement for people to have meaningful interactions across generations would be a start,” said Wilhelm. “Maybe social media posts about those interactions could result in a more compassionate meme.” ■

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(pronounced “meem”) an amusing image, video or text that spreads within a culture usually through the Internet.

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Breathe new life into your closet Host a clothing exchange party

By Melanie Wiseman

GET SWAPPING

espite having closets and drawers overflowing with shoes, dresses, jeans, tops and sweaters, how often do you find yourself with nothing to wear? Maybe things don’t fit right because they shrunk or you’ve gained or lost weight.

Maybe that dress was an impulse buy, or that sweater isn’t your color.

When it comes to shopping for clothes, let’s just say I’m not a fan.

I quickly tire of navigating the congested maze of tightly packed racks of faddy merchandise and outlandish retail store markups and dislike having to flag down an employee when I need help. So I support local thrift stores instead.

When I was recently introduced to the concept of a clothing exchange party, I couldn’t contain my excitement.

“You mean I get to shop and take clothes home for free? I’m in!”

I’m now a clothing swap groupie, if there is such a thing.

If your wardrobe needs a facelift, organizing a fun and easy clothing exchange may be the answer.

Clothing swap parties are social and eco-friendly home gatherings where attendees bring unwanted clothing and accessories for the taking.

“I used to go to clothing exchanges when I lived in Flagstaff, Arizona,” said Sharon Sullivan.

“When we moved to Grand Junction I wondered how I could get by without them!”

After a year, she invited friends and acquaintances over for a swapping party.

“It was a hit, and that was 20 years ago!” said Sullivan. “Since that first one, I’ve heard of other exchange groups in the valley.”

Connie Smith looks forward to the three or four events this group of friends holds each year. Anyone is welcome to host or invite a friend.

“I love getting new items of clothing and it makes you clean out your closet,” said Smith. “At the end of the event, there are usually many items left over, which hostesses donate to charities of their choice.”

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IF YOUR WARDROBE NEEDS A FACE-LIFT, ORGANIZING A FUN AND EASY CLOTHING EXCHANGE MAY BE THE ANSWER.

Cary Atwood, Melanie Wiseman and Connie Smith model some of the outfits they nabbed at a mutual friend’s clothing exchange party. Photos by Chrissy Martin.

Hostesses can also open up the exchange to shoes, purses, jewelry, games, books, CDs and DVDs, men’s and children’s clothing, and housewares.

SCORING TREASURES AND FRIENDSHIPS Cary Atwood began attending Sullivan’s clothing exchanges 18 years ago.

“Over time, I’d wager I’ve gone through half a closet of new-to-me sweaters, jeans, vests, shirts and

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the occasional dress,” said Atwood.

“Most of the women who have attended are thrifters looking for a good find. Often, the exchanges are the only time I get to chat with these acquaintences.”

Smith took home a pair of sleek black boots from their last party.

She said she’s had too many “good finds” over the years to count.

I scored a great hat and sweater as well as several tops perfect for travel.

“One thing that’s fun is when

other women find clothes for you,” said Sullivan. “People have shown me things I would not have picked up and I end up loving them!”

It’s fun seeing your friends wearing your clothes around town, knowing they found a good home.

“One time I brought a bathrobe which one of the ladies took home, and her husband liked it and wore it,” said Smith. “Now that’s funny!”

THE ONLY RULE Once the clothes are sorted into piles, Sullivan gives the signal.

“Okay, ladies...shop!” The hunting frenzy begins, full of chatter and laughter.

Sullivan hasn’t found it necessary to have a bunch of rules because most people are pretty relaxed and generous. Their only rule is to not start shopping until the signal is given. It’s never been Sullivan’s experience for women to fight over an item or to be greedy; it’s all in the spirit of fun.

“I embrace this kind of feel-good free for all,” said Atwood. “It’s a win-win for everyone and not a single dime is spent.”

HOW TO HOST A SWAPPING PARTY • Compile the invitation list. Invite a good mix of sizes. Keep the guest list to 10-20 people.

• Give invitees at least two weeks notice. Remind guests to come early to display their wares and make it clear that items not taken will be donated.

• Host parties at the beginning of a season when people would be going through their clothing.

• Be clear about what is “swap-worthy.” Stipulate the importance of all items being clean, contemporary and in good condition—no broken zippers, holes or stains.

• Tell people to bring their own bags. Put those eco-friendly shopping bags to good use.

• Decide on presentation. Display items on hangers or folded on tables for a chic look versus the casual pile-and-grab approach.

Label areas by category and direct guests to sort their items when they arrive.

• Browsing early is okay, just not shopping early.

• Set up an area with several mirrors as a fitting room, such as a bathroom or bedroom.

• Put on some upbeat music.

After all, it’s a party!

• Set a fixed start and ending time for the swap. An hour or so is usually good.

• Encourage people to try things on even if it’s just for fun!

• Consider extending social time with refreshments after the swap.

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How do you avoid cabin fever when it’s cold out?

Rita C. Silva “I work on my history book. It’s about when Mexican immigrants came to Manhattan, Kansas, working on the railroad. They stayed so their children could go to Kansas State College and other universities. I also volunteer at the Senior Center at the Pavilion and two hours a week at Welcome Home Alliance for Veterans.”

Jan Cook “I volunteer. I get out no matter what the weather is like. I volunteer at the Senior Center and I’m president of the Montrose Lions Club. I also do line dancing. I am recovering from a knee replacement.”

Bob Abbott “I go chippie-chasing (chippies are ‘bar girls’). I watch TV and I enjoy playing pool.”

Winifred “Wini” Tappan “I put on a heavy coat and go out. I’m not the kind of person to stay in the house.

I try to do a lot of reading and just got ‘talking books.’ My favorite author is Leighann Dobbs and her catering mysteries which have recipes in the back. I also go to the dances. Four months ago, we started an ’80s and ’90s club at the Pavilion and we have lunch on the third Friday of the month and a round-table discussion with a speaker about resources that are available for seniors. I want to help them live at home as long as they can.”

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OW: Too soon? No one has ever said that. What is it that you want to see the doctor about?

Me: Oh, I’m fine now, but I might very well have some problems by July.

OW: (laughs) I’m sorry. We only make appointments for those who have medical issues.

Me: I might have an issue by then. Besides, if I have a problem in July and call then, you’ll tell me the next available will be in September sometime.

OW: So you’re planning on having a problem?

Me: I plan ahead for everything.

Got long-term care insurance for a nursing home. Picked out my grave plot, too, and paid for that.

OW: (laughs) Well, good for you, but making an appointment in July when you might not need to see the doctor doesn’t make sense.

Me: I have had severe pain and had to wait months to see a doctor.

Like I said, I don’t want to have pain and then wait that long.

OW: Well, okay then. How’s July 15?

Me: That’s fine.

OW: Will you please call and cancel if you don’t need the appointment?

Me: Yes, I will, but then I’ll make another one for January just in case.

A BROKEN SYSTEM

Now I realize that the system is overwhelmed and there are wonderful doctors doing the very best they can when considering the number of patients they see each week.

An appointment for a specialized doctor is months after you

call because they generally have only two days of office visits and are in surgery for the other three. I wonder how many surgeries a doctor performs in a week and if that creates a possibility that he might make a mistake due to exhaustion.

I know a cardiologist who says that he and many of his colleagues live on 5-Hour Energy drinks so they can remain alert and focused during long operations.

Staying healthy is an obvious goal, but there is an irony to my life and death. My pension and my Social Security would like to have me die so that would end my benefits.

My life insurance company, however, wants me to stay alive—that is, until my term policy expires.

Then they get to keep thousands of dollars in paid premiums and I get nothing in return.

Of course, health and long-term care insurance companies want me to drop dead so I don’t cost them a lot of money for long hospital stays. Pharmaceutical companies would like to see me suffer in pain for a long time and need their prescriptions.

So here’s how I can make everyone happy that has a stake in my well-being: Get very sick now.

Need multiple prescriptions but stay out of doctor and hospital care so insurance companies don’t have to pay for treatment. Die suddenly right after my term life insurance expires so my beneficiaries don’t get a dime while the company gets to keep my premium money.

If all this happens, big pharma, pension, Social Security and my life insurance should send thank you notes to my survivors.

Meanwhile, I better call my dentist and make an appointment for next fall in case this tooth in the back of my mouth needs a root canal. ■

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LAUGHING MATTERS GONE FOR GOOD

SUCCESS IS...

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Submitted by Teresa Kane At age 4 success is not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is having friends.

At age 17 success is having a driver’s license.

At age 35 success is saving money.

At age 50 success is having money.

At age 70 success is having a driver’s license.

At age 75 success is having friends.

At age 80 success is not piddling in your pants.

The wives of two rednecks are talking over coffee.

Mary: “John and I had a really big fight. I think he has left me for good this time,” Jane: “Don’t say that. You’ve had fights before.”

Mary: “Yes, but this time he took his bowling ball with him.”

BACHELORS Submitted by Chris Carol Two bachelors named Larry and Frank went out to dinner. The conversation drifted from office to sports and then to cooking.

“I got a cook book once,” Larry said, “but I couldn’t do anything.”

“Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” Frank said.

Larry nodded. “Everyone of those recipes started off the same way: Take a clean plate.”

TRUTH HURTS Submitted by Jeremy Splude Great truths that little children have learned: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.

2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the

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4) Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandma’s lap.

Great truths that adults have learned: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Great truths about growing old: 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.

4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

LAUGHING MATTERS

FINGERPRINTS Submitted by Bob Breazeale Gunny sergeant Wagner’s new Marine recruits have just finished another session on the rifle range and are getting into formation to march back to camp.

The gunny turns to his corporal and says, “That private Smith is a very good marksman. Where is he from?”

The corporal replies, “From a very rough area of Chicago.”

Gunny Wagner replies, “That explains why he wipes his fingerprints off the rifle after every session.”

CURED! Submitted by Susan Capps An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500.

If not cured, get back $1,000.”

Dr. Young, who was positive the old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

Dr. Young: Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?

Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.

Dr. Young: Aaagh! This is gasoline!

Dr. Geezer: Congratulations!

You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.

Dr. Young was annoyed and went

back after a couple of days, figuring he’d recover his money.

Dr. Young: I’ve lost my memory.

I can’t remember anything.

Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in the patient’s mouth.

Dr. Young: Oh, no you don’t!

That’s gasoline!

Dr. Geezer: Congratulations!

You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.

Dr. Young leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see anything!

Dr. Geezer: Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so here’s your $1,000 back (gives him a $10 bill).

Dr. Young: But this is only $10!

Dr. Geezer: Congratulations!

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The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

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The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.

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TRAVEL

Walk the Nakasendo Way

By Fyllis Hockman

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hile Japan’s cities contain many unique traditional customs, it’s the countryside that holds the key to the island’s tranquility.

INTENTIONAL JAPANESE CUSTOMS A stop at a tea house illustrated a pervasive element of Japanese custom: the precision with which they do everything. Just the preparation of a simple cup of tea can be a time-consuming, labor-intensive, rule-bound ritualized ceremony. The same is true of a cocktail at a bar. Whether you prefer your drink shaken or stirred, an air of pomp and circumstance surrounds its presentation.

Surprisingly, the toilet also falls into the realm of delightful personal discoveries—albeit all of them in the hotel bathroom of the Royal Park Hotel in Kyoto.

First, a warm toilet seat with a variety of buttons cleaned more areas with water spray than I have nether region parts. Next, a portion of the large bathroom mirror remained perfected—

A Japanese tea master prepares a cup of tea.

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I COULD SENSE THE SAMURAIS TRAVERSING THE SAME STONE STEPS, STOPPING FOR TEA AT THE SAME WOODEN TEA HOUSES.

clear even after an exceptionally steamy shower which coincidentally was the most invigorating I’ve ever had. All of these were a testament to Japanese ingenuity. Apparently, they don’t only make better cars.

RURAL EXTRAVAGANCE These amenities weren’t always available on our hikes through the countryside. My husband and I left Kyoto and headed into the country to follow the paths forged by feudal lords, daimyos and samurais of the 17th-19th centuries.

We traversed the Kiso Road section of the Nakasendo Way—the ancient highway that connected Kyoto with Edo (present-day Tokyo) —walking about 8-10 miles a day. Post towns along the way afforded pilgrims refreshments and accommodations that felt and looked as old as they did in the 17th and 18th centuries.

We spent the evenings at small travelers’ inns, with fluffy futons serving as our beds. The inns may have been small and simple, but the dinners

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were not. Most consisted of banquet-style meals featuring multiple courses ranging from traditional to more recognizable offerings such as cooked fish. Despite not being a fan of Japanese food in general, I never left the table hungry.

Having luxuriated in the bathrooms in Kyoto, ablutions took on a slightly different tenor in the countryside. I don’t usually shower and wash my hair before getting into a bath, but at the traveler’s inn in the rural town of O’Tsumago, this was the custom. And, as I’d learned, customs are one of the primary characteristics of Japanese society. Shower is somewhat of a misnomer— really, you’re sitting on a low stool next to a series of other low stools and rinsing yourself off with a shower head.

Maybe “bath” is misleading as well. It was actually an assortment of hot pools in a tranquil outdoor setting.

Although to me this seemed like a very unusual experience, our guide assured us it was an

My tour group dining in their yukata, a casual summer kimono.

TRAVEL everyday occurrence. Bathing was a communal activity. That sense of community carried over to meals in which the inn occupants tended to wear their yukatas—dressing robes provided by the inns—while sitting cross-legged on tatami mats.

No dressing up for dinner. Conveniently, it saves a lot of space when packing.

LIVING HISTORY Our walk along Nakasendo Way was a measured pace with lots of stops for historic perspective, including a few steep but worthwhile uphill climbs.

We meandered over trails through mountain passes and alongside Shinto shrines and Buddhist temples. These religious sites were often surrounded by lush forests and the ever-present rumblings of brooks, rivers and waterfalls that provided an equal but different kind of tranquility to the many temples en route. I could sense the samurais traversing the same stone steps, stopping for tea at the same wooden tea houses and sitting on the same tatami mats.

Every day was a new adventure.

We passed sacred stone markings, old rice mills and monumental rock structures representing a variety of gods or demons, or homages to emperors and other human or spiritual deities.

As we hiked. there was a lot of taking off of shoes and putting on slippers...and then taking off those slippers and slipping into other slippers. It adds a whole new dimension to the concept of walking in someone else’s shoes.

BIG CITY BEGINNINGS Eventually it was time to return to the big city. Culture shock ensued going from the tranquility of the countryside to the sensory overload of Tokyo. The city center, however, does a very convincing impression of New York’s Times Square.

Despite Tokyo’s high-rise modernity, the Edo Period (1602-1868) is still alive and well just below the surface. Our guide delighted in explaining this, using a collection of wood cuts and old photographs dating from the 1800s that he’d amassed in a mammoth book. He illustrated how every street corner, bridge, hidden side streets and major boulevards all had their beginning from the time Tokugawa arrived in 1590.

The city’s rich history is not present in the buildings but in the layout of the city. I could see all the far-reaching accomplishments of the Tokugawa family shogunate, the daimyos and samurais who served them, the merchants and the horse traders who lived there.

“See this,” he pointed to a historical illustration time and time again, “This is where we are now!”

Although the two major cities, Tokyo and Kyoto, added breadth and scope to the experience, it was the richness and depth of culture of the Nakasendo Way that made the journey so meaningful.

As I was going through security at Narita Airport, having to remove my shoes did not feel as oppressive an activity as it usually does. I felt right at home...until I asked a surprised TSA agent for a pair of slippers. ■

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By Eileen Doherty, Colorado Gerontological Society

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In previous years, many low-income individuals were not eligible for a PTC 104 rebate if they lived in subsidized housing or nonprofit housing. However, starting in 2020, the rules were changed and regardless of where you live, if you meet the age and income guidelines, you can receive the rebate.

To be eligible, older adults must have an annual income of less than $15,192 (single person) and $20,518 (couple) from all sources such as Social Security, pensions, and interest or dividends.

Individuals must prove lawful presence by submitting a Colorado driver’s license or ID. The address on your license or your ID must be the same as the address on the application.

Individuals whose address is different may change their address in person or online at the Colorado Department of Revenue.

To complete the application, you must include the amount of income you received, the amount of rent paid in 2019, and the number of utilities paid. You must sign the application, as well as the affidavit of lawful presence. A copy of the Colorado driver’s license or ID must be attached.

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The maximum amount of the grant is $937 and the minimum amount is $315.

For information or assistance with completing the application, call Senior Answers and Services at 303-333-3482 or toll-free 1-855293-6911 and ask to speak to a counselor. ■

Eileen Doherty is the executive director of the Colorado Gerontological Society. Her areas of expertise include management and administration of nonprofit organizations, education and training on issues related to older adults, advocacy and policy development on senior issues, and clinical practice in working with seniors manage their lives in the later years.

Let’s give it up for Lent!

What would you give up for 40 days?

By Lynn Walker Gendusa

grumpiness, and falling asleep during business meetings, she decided never to give up the dark, soothing magic of coffee again.

I have foregone sugar, fried foods and a host of other goodies for Lent in my lifetime of loving the Lord, but none has been as difficult as this one. Nope, none, not even dark chocolate.

I live with an Italian/New Orleans husband who would never—and I do mean ever—give up food for anybody. So I didn’t suggest it at all.

Instead, I came up with an ingenious plan. Since both of us have a terrible habit of saying some non-printable words out of frustration, we would vow not to use them for 40 days and beyond. If we slipped up, we put money in a jar to give to church on Easter Sunday.

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I gave up dark chocolate one year, and it nearly killed me! By the time Easter Sunday arrived, most of the chocolate bunnies in the south had been consumed by the out-ofcontrol mother who was stealing them out of kids’ Easter baskets.

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Well, unfortunately, we now have no money to buy a chocolate Easter bunny or a pizza! The jar was soon replaced with a bucket. I can almost hear the sound of the Lord’s laughter with each dollar stuffed into His bucket.

I have to laugh, too, when I think of some of the tales surrounding those non-printable, blanketyblank-blank words. The story of my 3-year-old brother, John, whose beloved grandfather had just finished building him a sandbox is particularly priceless.

Granddaddy was a tall, handsome, and godly man who taught Sunday school and was a Baptist deacon. He was watching John play in his new sandbox, when my brother couldn’t make the sand form what he envisioned and said, “Well, da--!”

“What did you say, John?” my grandfather asked in disbelief.

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“Where did you hear such a word?” he asked.

“From my daddy!” the 3-year-old honestly and proudly shouted.

And, just like that, the last time John saw his new sandbox for many days was as his granddaddy was hauling him into the house to wash his mouth out with the Ivory bar.

He then delivered my daddy a fireand-brimstone sermon my father recalled for the next 50 years.

By the time these 40 days have passed, hopefully our foul words will be forever gone and Granddaddy can rest in peace as I learn to fiddle my sticks and no longer steal chocolate bunnies. The whole idea of Lent is to give up, give in, and grow for the love of the Lord. He endured 40 days in a barren wilderness tempted

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BUSINESS PROFILE

Taylor Funeral: Caring, professional services in difficult times

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A CENTURY OF COMPASSION Taylor Funeral Service has offered comfort and care to bereaved families for over 100 years. The

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Chalmer and Marge Swain are certified funeral directors and have owned the business since 1984.

Previously, Chalmer served as the Delta County Coroner, and is currently a certified funeral service and mortuary science practitioner.

Marge is also licensed in Colorado for pre-need insurance services.

“Pre-planning and pre-paid funerals give a person peace of mind and help take the tremendous weight off surviving loved ones,” Marge explained. “We have several different payment plans to help people with their funeral expenses.”

The Swains are the third owners of Taylor Funeral Services. These Colorado natives serve on several community boards and are also members of the National Funeral Directors Association, SELECTED Independent Funeral Homes and the Colorado Funeral Directors Association.

EXCEPTIONAL SERVICES “Two of the most important services we offer are pre-planning and grief counseling,” Marge said.

Retired Reverend James Gall is the business’ grief counselor, helping children, adults and families through difficult times. Grief counseling is offered to families at no charge. Rev. Gall is also available for those who want a religious funeral service but don’t have a regular minister to officiate.

Taylor Funeral also helps with applying for death certificates, Social Security and insurance benefits.

They can help write obituaries and assist with contacting clergy and musicians and arranging for flowers. They also offer burial options (cremation or burial) at Mesa View Cemetery.

Staff can assist veterans with services and military honors at the Veterans Memorial Cemetery in Grand Junction, which has a residency requirement. They also work with cemeteries in Monte Vista, Denver, Las Animas and in Colorado Springs—all of which do not have residency requirements.

Taylor Funeral Service has locations in Cedaredge, Hotchkiss and Paonia. Their home office is located at 682 1725 Road in Delta. For more information, call 874-9988. ■

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Changing the narrative on ageism Everyone is older today than they were yesterday

Cathy Trujillo leads the discussion on ageism in Montrose.

By Lauren Berg “She looks good...for her age.”

It’s a comment you’ve probably heard before, and maybe even said.

However, this is just one subtle example of ageism at work.

“Ageism is the discrimination of people on the basis of their age,” explained Cathy Trujillo, Time Bank of the Rockies Board President and the main speaker for “Changing the Narrative—Ending Ageism.”

Local residents gathered at Montrose’s Meadowlark Senior Apartments in January to learn and talk about ageism, and how to combat it in daily life.

“The great news is that recent research shows that education and intergenerational connection are effective in reducing ageism,” said Trujillo.

THE LAST BIAS Of all the discriminating “isms” (racism, sexism, etc.) ageism can be more difficult to identify.

Generally, ageism is when people of all ages are put into a box of expectations of how they should act for their age. Stereotypes include, “older people can’t drive cool cars,” or “you’re too old to learn.”

Unfortunately, many people use these generalizations without knowing how harmful they can be.

Montrose resident Noalani Terry tries to avoid ageism by simply not

“WE NEED TO LOOK AT OUR OWN ATTITUDES INSIDE OURSELVES AND INSIDE OTHER PEOPLE AND SAY, ‘HEY, IS THIS OKAY OR NOT OKAY? WHAT CAN I DO?’” sharing her age.

“I’m still working...and nobody has any clue how old I am. So it’s really convenient,” shared Terry.

She encouraged people to not buy into the divisive dichotomy of “old versus young.” Additionally, the group as a whole was encouraged to reflect on things they’ve learned from someone of another age, or what they taught them.

“When we come together to share our perspectives, our attitudes shift about age and people of a different age,” said Trujillo.

“We can discover what we have in common with each other, and we can all participate in changing our biases and taking concrete steps in our lives to reduce ageism.”

FIRST, AWARENESS The first step to fighting ageism is awareness.

Catch yourself from saying “for your age” and instead simply state the compliment: “You look good!”

Next, change your attitude from judging people for doing something “inappropriate for their age” to celebrating their courage in bucking an age-based stereotype.

“I didn’t really give much thought to [ageism],” attendee Kathie Johnson admitted. “And then you see how pervasive it is and how we need to look at our own attitudes inside ourselves and inside other people and say, ‘Hey, is this okay or not okay? What can I do?’”

Generalizations can be doubly hard to combat when we accept the ageist beliefs about our own age. Embrace compliments about yourself!

SECOND, PERSPECTIVE If I knew I was going to live to 100, I would probably live a lot like my great-aunt.

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I’ve never heard her say, “Don’t get old.” Why? Because she doesn’t buy into limiting, ageist stereotypes.

If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t have as positive a view of what life as a 90-year-old could look like.

Just because someone is turning another decade closer to 100 doesn’t mean they can’t keep having fun, being active and enjoying life!

At the end of the day, that’s what defeating ageism is all about: living life to the fullest, no matter what the haters say. ■

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Become a “friend” in the new year

By Arlyn Macdonald

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olunteers are at the heart of our community, not just because they offer much-needed help to organizations, but because volunteering helps the volunteer.

Research shows that volunteering can increase your health and happiness and relieve stress. Seniors who volunteer in their communities also keep important friendly connections with other people.

Don’t know how to get plugged in? Become a “friend” in the new year by volunteering for a cause you’re interested in.

“Friends” groups are 501(c)(3) federally recognized nonprofits that support and supplement the mission of a specific organization.As a friend, you volunteer to help these groups with their upcoming projects, events and raise funds to support new programs.

FRIENDS SUPPORT BOOKS Founded in 1986, the Montrose Friends of the Library underwrites programs attended by thousands of local children, teens and adults.

They contributed over $30,000 in 2017 through fundraisers and used book sales. Contributions funded a new microfilm reader/printer and children’s books to the Center for Mental Health, sponsored Sunday Serenades and a Spanish film pro-

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gram, and supported the Bookmobile and summer reading programs.

Volunteers often support book sales by sorting books prior to the sale, setting up and helping the day of. The Board of Directors is also made up of volunteers. For more information, pick up a brochure and membership form at the Montrose Library, 320 S. Second St., or call 249-9656.

DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET PLUGGED IN? BECOME A “FRIEND” IN THE NEW YEAR AND VOLUNTEER TO HELP A CAUSE YOU ARE INTERESTED IN. Each of the five libraries in Delta County also need volunteers to help with book sales, bake sales, sorting and handling books, and maintaining the landscaping at the libraries. Volunteers are invited to share their talents and expertise by filling out a volunteer application at www.deltalibraries.org.

Friends monthly meetings are on the second Tuesdays of the month at 3 p.m. at the Delta Library, 211 W. Sixth St. For more information, call 874-9630.

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Left: Friends volunteers at the Ute Indian Museum work to enhance visitors’ experience through fundraising and working in the museum’s botanical gardens. Right: Liz Mauch and Sherry Kammerer volunteer at the Montrose Library. Below: Ruth Pettigrew is a Friends volunteer at the Hotchkiss Library.

ENHANCE VISITOR EXPERIENCE AT THE UTE INDIAN MUSEUM The Friends of the Ute Indian Museum was newly reorganized to focus on education and projects that enhance the experience of visitors to the Ute Indian Museum.

Spring volunteer opportunities are available in the new Ethno-Botanic gardens in Ute Indian Park, which was re-planted with plants native to the area. Two new picnic tables were also donated by members of the Friends, and this year’s fundraising has established a garden fund, a Ute Indian scholarship fund and helped offset advertising expenses for the museum.

The Friends also held the first Chipeta Art Show last summer and helped out at the film festival.

Stop by the museum, 17253 Chipeta Road in Montrose, to pick up a membership application. Call 2493098 for details.

BE A TRAIL AMBASSADOR The Black Canyon is a natural treasure. The Friends of the Black Canyon of the Gunnison was founded in 2017 to be a “modern citizen action group

to aid the national park with fundraising, advocacy and volunteer support.”

If you love the outdoors, volunteers are needed as Trail Ambassadors.

These volunteers are trained to walk the trails, provide safety tips and advice on things to see in the park, and check for permits for wilderness trails.

The new Kids at the Black program is looking for volunteers and community partners to help enrich children’s experiences at the park. Funds are being raised to install and replace 87 tent pads in all three campgrounds. For details, call 641-2337, ext. 205. ■

FUN AFTER 50

March 30

March 31

What did this area look like during the glacial ages? Learn how to read our area’s amazing geologic story, presented by Dr. Dave Noe.

Easy two-mile walk one way with opportunity to photograph the Black Canyon’s early spring look.

Meet at the Senior Center at 8:45 a.m. Cost is $19; bring money for lunch afterwards.

Ghost Geology

TRIPS & TOURS

FUN AFTER 50 Register at www.montroserec.com or call 249-7705

EDUCATION Have lunch at noon and listen to educational presentations at 1 p.m. at the Montrose Senior Center.

Lunch is $5. Call 901-9914 the day before to make lunch reservations.

March 10

Wake up Your Spring Gardens Gardening in Montrose is different from other areas. Learn how to wake up your gardens for spring from botanist Steven Field.

March 5

Snowshoeing Grand Mesa

Bring your own snowshoes or rent through The Great Outdoors. Meet at the Senior Center at 8:15 a.m.

Cost is $19; bring a sack lunch.

March 10

Munching down Main Street

Stroll down Grand Junction’s Main Street and sample different restaurants. Meet at the Senior Center at 9:45 a.m. Cost is $30.

March 19

Day Trip to Paonia

Visit the Western Slope Conservation Center and the Historic Bross Hotel with lunch at The Living Farm Cafe. Meet at the Senior Center at 8:45 a.m. Cost is $25.

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March 16

Of Motors and Geese

Learn the history of the Ridgway Railroad Museum and the Galloping Goose’s use of ingenuity. Presented

by Karl Schaeffer.

Tour DTS Fluid Power, Inc. and Best Sign Systems followed by lunch at the Needle Rock Brewing Company.

Meet at the Senior Center at 9:15 a.m. Cost is $21; bring money for lunch.

East Portal Road

CLASSES & CLINICS March 2 & 16 Reiki Class

Reiki is the practice of transmitting healing energy through hands. Reiki sessions may help ease tension and stress. Cost is donation of your choice. Meet in the craft room from 10:45 a.m.-12:30 p.m.

Tuesdays/Thursdays

Zumba/Cardio Exercise DVD It’s back! Class runs from 9:4510:30 a.m. in the Senior Center Dining Room.

Wednesdays

Free Pool Lessons

Learn how to play pool or how to improve your shots with instructor Allan Mallonee from 9:15 a.m. to noon in the Senior Center Pool Room.

Wednesdays

MUSIC & DANCE MONDAY NIGHT OUT

Enjoy a potluck, line dancing, Latin dancing and games from 4-8 p.m. the third Monday of the month.

Bring a dish to share. Cost is $2.

SATURDAY NIGHT DANCES Dance to Route 66 on March 14 and New Vision on March 28.

LATIN DANCING

Join Nando for free Latin dancing in the senior center crafts room from 6:15-8 p.m. on the second Monday this month.

LINE DANCING

Learn to line dance from 4-6 p.m. on the first and fourth Monday of the month, and 6-8 p.m. on the second Monday this month. Cost is $2.

GAMES GAMES AT THE SENIOR CENTER

Play Cribbage, Bunco, Billiards, Poker, Bingo, Bridge and more all month long. Games cost $1 to play.

For schedule, call 252-4884.

Free computer/cellphone help

Bring your questions to instructor Arleen Friedman from 10:30-11:30 a.m. in the Senior Center Crafts Room.

Events take place at Bill Heddles Recreation Center, 531 Palmer St. in Delta, unless otherwise noted.

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March 13

Calling all auto-fanatics!

Enjoy this BHRC trip to Gateway’s Car Museum from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. for just $35.

Come from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. ready to paint a happy cloud! Reserve your spot 618-3639.

Gateway Car Museum

March 14

Gardening with Rocks

FUN AFTER 50 Register at www.cityofdelta.net or call 874-0923

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Learn how rocks are your landscaping friends from 10 a.m. to noon.

Cost is $10 per person.

Bob Ross Painting Classes

March 16

Defensive Driving

Driver 50+ can learn driving tips to keep you safe, from 8 a.m.-1 p.m.

Call 856-6924 to register.

GAMES Duplicate Bridge: Mondays, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Cost is $5 per week.

Needles: Tuesdays, 10 a.m. to

noon. Cost is $8 for four-month session.

Pinochle: Tuesdays, 1-4 p.m. Cost is $8 for four-month session Dominoes: Wednesdays, 1-3 p.m.

Cost is $8 for four-month session.

Party Bridge: Thursdays, 1-4 p.m.

Cost is $8 for four-month session. ■

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Learn simple strategies on how to make and meet goals at the Delta Area Chamber of Commerce. This free lunch and learn runs from noon to 1 p.m., and includes a whirlwind of activities and discussions. Cost is $40 per person. RSVP

by March 2 by calling 874-8618.

Relax at the Montrose Library Meeting Room starting at 5 p.m. for a free-form evening with fellow knitting and crochet enthusiasts where you can learn new skills, refine your techniques and explore new project possibilities. All ability levels welcome. Supplies and resources are provided (or bring your own project). For more information, call the library at 249-9656.

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Lunch & Learn: Developing and Executing Goals

March 7

Guided Snowshoe/Ski Tour

March 5

Movies for Seniors at Paradise Theatre

Watch the movie “Maverick” at 10 a.m. at Paradise Theatre in Paonia. This special screening is free for seniors over 60.

Includes one small popcorn and one small fountain drink. Cost for all other ages is $6.50 plus concessions. For details, visit www.paradiseofpaonia.com.

March 4

Healthy Cooking on a Budget

Learn how to prepare healthy meals on a limited budget from 6-7 p.m. in the Montrose Library Meeting Room. Main topics include reading food labels and ways to shop smarter. This event is taught by an employee of Cooking Matters at Hilltop Community Resources. Attendees will receive a $10 grocery gift card. RSVP by emailing Taylor Evans at tevans@montroselibrary.org or call 249-9656.

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March 6-21

“The Sunshine Boys”

Magic Circle Players present Neil Simon’s hilarious comedy tribute to vaudeville, “The Sunshine Boys,” three weekends in a row. Experience the Broadway classic that will make you laugh, cringe and cry with tons of quick zingers, dry one-liners and physical slapstick. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays and 2 p.m. on Sundays. Tickets are available at www.magiccircleplayers.com, by phone at 249-7838 or in person at the Magic Circle Theatre box office.

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Biologist Steve Boyle guides this tour of winter wildlife up Red Mountain Pass on snowshoes or Nordic skis. Expect moderate difficulty level (8,000-plus elevation gain). Meet at Ouray Community Center with your snowshoes or skis, appropriate clothing, lunch, water and sunscreen. Cost is $30. Registration is limited to 20 people; sign up at uwpcommunications@gmail.com or leave a message at 325-3010. Learn more at www.uncompahgrewatershed. org/events.

March 8

Patterson/Sutton Duo

Western Slope Concert Series presents the Patterson/Sutton Duo! Praised by The Strad magazine for their “wit and imagination,” the trailblazing Patterson/Sutton cello and guitar duo continue to be in demand as they bring the rich cello and guitar repertoire to audiences around the world. Listen to an afternoon of their beautiful music at the Montrose Pavilion at 3 p.m.

Tickets start at $12 and can be purchased at www.westernslope concertseries.tix.com.

March 12

Audubon Lecture: Sandhill Cranes

Van Graham of Grand Junction will speak about his studies on Sandhill Cranes in western Colorado. Van is a retired wildlife biologist at Colorado Parks & Wildlife. Come hear about what is going on with our local sandhill crane populations at the Bill Heddles Recreation Center, Delta at 7 p.m. Free and open to the public. Contact Jon about carpooling from Montrose to Delta: jonhorn56@ gmail.com, 209-5404

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March 14

Montrose Elks Lodge, located at 801 S. Hillcrest Dr., host a boot stomping good time! This month’s live country is the Ghost River Band with dinner at 6 p.m. and dancing at 7:30 p.m. Cost for dinner is only $5 for members and $10 for non-members. Dinner and dance cost is $15 for members and $25 for non-members. Grab a dancing partner and head on over to the lodge! Call 249-4852 for details.

The Paonia Players in Paradise present: The Not-So-Newywed Game. Nine local couples compete to see who knows each other best!

Hosted by Bob Doobanks (Shawn Larson) and Vanna Auf-Whyte (Chelsea Bookout). Join them for a night of live, reality theatre starting at 7:30 p.m. at the Paradise Theatre in Paonia. ’70s attire is encouraged. Tickets are $20 in advance or $25 day of. Buy tickets online at www.brownpapertickets.com/ event/4526528.

Honkytonk Night

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March 14

Fly-fishing Film Tour

March 14

Montrose Farmer’s Market

The winter market is held indoors at the Centennial Meeting room across from the stage in Centennial Plaza from 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Come enjoy the bounty of the farmers market, with amazing farmers, producers and artisans showcasing the area’s best products.

Evidence thereof is presented in his 13-song album titled “Ghost of the Americas,” in part a reflection his fascination with the Old West.

Listen from 6-8 p.m. Cost is $1015, and proceeds go directly to the artist. For details, call 209-5293.

Enjoy fun and inspiring films about outdoor adventure and conservation through the love of fly-fishing while supporting projects that protect and restore your local river. All proceeds go to the Uncompahgre Watershed Partnership for maintenance and improvement of riparian areas, fish habitat and recreation areas. The Fly Fishing Film Tour will be showing at the Sherbino Theater, 604 Clinton St. in Ridgway.

Doors open at 6 p.m. Cost is $20 in advance or $25 at the door. For more information, call 325-3010 or visit www.uncompahgrewatershed. org/events.

March 14 & 28

Golden Circle Seniors Dances

Experience a night of live music from 7:30-11 p.m. at the Montrose Pavilion. Dancers of all ages are welcome to swing to the sounds of Route 66 on March 14 and New Vision on March 28. Bring a snack to share. Cost is $5 per person.

For more information, call 2527172.

March 20

Tony Zain in the Listening Room

Tony Zain returns to the Listening Room at TADA! Your ART Space, 459 Main St. in Delta. Zain was greatly influenced by America’s culture and counter culture, primarily music (country-western, rock, blues, motown, jazz, and bluegrass). However, he considers himself a writer first and foremost.

March 29

Heaven & Bluegrass Concert

Full of feel-good music, the Valley Symphony Association’s spring choral concert will leave you uplifted, inspired and a little closer to true joy. Listen to ethereal, spiritual songs like the headliner piece, “Come Away to the Skies: A High Lonesome Mass,” at the Montrose Pavilion starting at 3 p.m. Tickets are $18 for adults and $17 for seniors, and can be purchased at www.valleysymphony.net, in Montrose at Maggie’s Books and the Montrose Pavilion, and at Clubb’s in Delta. ■

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BEACON BITS Valley Symphony Association opens headquarters For the first time in its 49-year history, Valley Symphony Association (VSA) has a new home inside the Montrose Center for the Arts building, 11 S. Park Ave. in Montrose.

The new VSA office will house all music and serve as a centralized ticket outlet starting next season.

It will also offer a workspace for volunteers and provide a face for the organization in the community.

For upcoming concert dates, tickets and audition information, visit www.valleysymphony.net.

Montrose Memorial earns 5 stars by Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Montrose Memorial Hospital is a five-star hospital according to the U.S. Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS). The overall hospital rating summarizes a variety of measures on Hospital

Compare (www.medicare.gov/hospitalcompare), reflecting common conditions that hospitals treat, such as heart attacks or pneumonia. The evaluation shows how well each hospital performed, on average, compared to other hospitals in the U.S. MMH achieved the elite 5-star rating! According to Medicare.gov, less than 9 percent of U.S. hospitals are rated five out of five stars.

Follow Montrose Sheriff’s Office on Facebook for “Local Alerts” The Montrose County Sheriff’s Department is using a new, innovative way to communicate time-sensitive information to the community in real time using Facebook. The department has added Facebook’s new Local Alerts feature to their toolkits to keep area residents updated with urgent information. This feature enables local government, law enforcement and emergency response Facebook pages to mark a

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DANCE CLASSES

• Delta Hubwheelers Square Dance Club hosts its anniversary dance on Saturday, April 4, from 7-9 p.m. Dances are held in the Aerobics Room at Bill Heddles Recreation Center, 531 N. Palmer St. in Delta. Non-dancers can come for free and experience the fun. For details, call 773-4495 • San Juan Dance Club offers country waltz dance lessons at the Montrose Lion’s Clubhouse every Thursday. Registration opens at 6:30 p.m. and lessons are from 7-8:30 p.m., followed by an hour of free dance. Cost is $10 to drop in. For details, call Ron at 708-8333 or email thesjdance club@gmail.com.

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• Delta Diabetes Group meets monthly from 2:30-3:30 p.m. on the second Monday at Grand Mesa Oncology & Rheumatology’s Crag Crest room. For details, call 874-7681.

VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES • Sharing Ministries Food Bank seeks dedicated volunteers for three hours, one day a week.

Some lifting involved. Inquire at 49 N. First St. in Montrose. Call 240-8385.

• Senior CommUnity Meals needs volunteer delivery drivers and dining room helpers to help elderly

citizens in Delta and Montrose counties. For details, visit www. seniorcommunitymeals.org or call 874-7662.

• Volunteer drivers are needed to deliver meals to low-income and frail seniors. Drivers are subject to background checks and must provide references. Call 2498804.

•F riends of Montrose Library seeks volunteers to serve on its board of directors. Meetings are held once a month. For details, call 846-5287.

•M useum of the West seeks volunteer tour guides to bring the past to life for visitors. Flexible schedule. Training provided. Call 240-3400 to schedule interview.

•F oster Grandparents are needed in nonprofit school classrooms throughout Mesa and Delta counties. No experience necessary. Patience, kindness and ability to follow directions are a must. Applicants must be 55 or older. Those who meet income requirements and who are able to volunteer nine hours or more per week can receive $100-400 in non-taxable stipend per month.

Background check required. Call 298-9091 to apply.

•D elta County Memorial Hospital seeks volunteers for a variety of positions. Call Barbara at 2502105 for details.

CLUBS & ACTIVITIES

• Alpine Photography Club meets monthly from 7-9 p.m. on the second Tuesday at Colorado Mesa University’s Montrose Campus. Email apcmontroseco@ gmail.com.

• Black Canyon Barbershop Chorus sings four-part a cappella from 7-8:30 p.m. Thursdays at Olathe United Methodist Church.

Call 216-3800.

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• Citizens Climate Lobby meets March 3 at 6:30 p.m. at the Montrose Library meeting room.

March’s presentation is a showing of the documentary, “Thirst for Power.” Call 240-9146 or email montrose@citizensclimatelobby. org for details.

•C rafternoon members meet from 2:30-4:30 p.m. on the first, second and third Wednesdays of the month in the Montrose Library’s meeting room. Call Tania at 249-9656 for details.

•C olumbine Quilters meet monthly at 9 a.m. on the first Saturday at the Meadowlark Senior Apartments in Montrose. Call 462-3849.

•F riendship Quilters of Western Colorado meets monthly at 9 a.m. on the fourth Thursday in the Pioneer Room of Friendship Hall at the Montrose County Fairgrounds. Call 417-4842.

•M ontrose Amateur Radio Club meets monthly at 7 p.m. on the third Friday at the Olathe Community Center. Call 417-6142.

•M ontrose Area Woodturners meets monthly from 9 a.m. to noon on the second Saturday at 520 Collins Way in Montrose.

Call 986-2550 or email lvcribbs@ charter.net.

•M ontrose Elks host bingo at 6:30 p.m. Tuesdays at the Montrose

Elks Lodge, 801 S. Hillcrest Dr. •M ontrose Neighborhood Watch meets monthly from 9:30-10:30 a.m. on the second Wednesday at Cascade Hall Meeting Room, 336 S. Third St. Contact Chris at 901-5876 or email hebert623@yahoo.com.

•M ontrose Pavilion Dance Club hosts dances from 7:30-11 p.m. on the second and fourth Saturdays of the month at the Montrose Pavilion. Bring a snack to share. Cost is $5. Call 252-7172.

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•S an Juan Dance Club meets from 6:45-9:30 p.m. Thursdays at the Lions Clubhouse in Montrose.

Call 708-8333.

•S ons of Norway, Vestafjell Lodge meets at 1:30 p.m. on March 14 at Shepherd of the Valley Lutheran Church in Grand Junction.

Lunch served. The club’s “Ski for Light Gals” will share their experiences as volunteer guides for the blind and visually impaired skiers who participated in the international event in Casper, Wyoming.

Call 245-5649 or visit www. vestafjelllodge.org for details.

•W estern Slope 4 Wheelers meets monthly at 7 p.m. on the first Tuesdays at the Montrose Rod & Gun Club’s indoor range, 1211 6450 Road in Montrose. Call 209-5326. ■

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The hawk

A poem by Leonard Braun On a clear, blue beautiful morning, I began a trek along a small creek, cliffs on both sides of me. The creek flowing swiftly after recent rains.

I spotted a Red Tail Hawk gliding along the currents just above the cliffs edge, in a perfect symbiosis of air and wing.

The majestic creature soared effortlessly in a brilliant arc across the morning sky.

As I sat there motionless, transfixed by the surrounding beauty, engaged in a sort of spiritual romance with the natural world, I could not help but be reassured about my chosen path along life’s remaining journey.

If I just keep summoning up the courage to pursue my passions with purpose and without fear, I, too, can continue to experience such synchronicity as the hawk.

As a minimalist traveler who I encountered during my travels once said, “Pursue what is in your heart and the universe will conspire to

support you.”

My heartfelt thanks to that bird of prey for validating my purpose and fortifying my passion in my heart to live simply, be the best I can be today, to be kind, friendly and let life flow accordingly.

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Main bingo packs include five regular games and three progressive games worth up to $500, $1,199 and $15,000. For a great time filled with smiles and laughter, be sure to join us every Tuesday at the Elks, 801 S. Hillcrest Dr. Montrose. Funds raised support local charities.

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