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Honoring Memorial Day

By Kevin K. VanGundy

Summer travel

ecoration Day has come a long way since its birth in 1868. As the holiday gained recognition state by state, it took on a new name, expanded to honor all Americans who died in service, moved from the 30th of May to the last Monday in May and has become a popular day to visit the graves of all departed loved ones.

Nevertheless, Memorial Day’s essence has stayed the same: a time to honor those who died serving our country.

Simple and deep, the purpose of Memorial Day brings us back to our American roots – and it brings us together.

Honoring the fallen on Memorial Day is a personal venture, but in many areas across the nation, community members come together to celebrate the sacrifices and achievements of fallen soldiers. Might I suggest that you make the drive to The Veterans Memorial Cemetery of Western Colorado to partake in a weekend of ceremonial events at the cemetery. On Friday, May 27 at 3pm, American flags will be placed on all grave sites. Sunday’s ceremony begins at 6pm, when the Grand Valley Combined Honor Guard will lower the cemetery’s flag, then retire and burn an unserviceable flag in ceremonial fashion.

Memorial Day observances at the cemetery begin at 10am on Monday, May 30 and will include demonstrations from bagpipers and the Combined Honor Guard. Elected officials will speak in honor of fallen servicemen and women, and children from the local community will recite the Pledge of Allegiance to honor all veterans on this day of remembrance.

Are you going anywhere this summer? Did you visit any place exciting last year? In June, the BEACON will present you with a myriad of suggestions on places to go and things to do. What we’d really like to know from you is what to include and what not to include.

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In July’s BEACON, we’re going to include the complete schedule of events for this summer’s Western Colorado Senior Games. Although put on by the Grand Junction Parks & Recreation Department it is open to all western slope seniors.

Last summer’s games had a record number of participants, and they’re looking forward to making this year’s games even more competitive with your participation.

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Photo of the Red Mountains by Christiane Hawkins

Interested in becoming a Alpine Photo Club member?

Alpine Photo Club meetings are held from 7 p.m.-9 p.m. the second Tuesday of each month (except December) in the St. Paul Room at St. Mary’s Catholic Church in Montrose, 1855 St. Mary’s Dr. Visitors may attend two meetings for free. Annual membership dues are $25 for individuals, $35 for a couple and $15 for students(under age 18).

For more information, email: apcmontroseco@gmail.com.

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or seniors with a love of photography, the Alpine Photo Club (APC) in Montrose offers educational presentations, socialization with fellow photographers of all skill levels and explorational photo opportunities around the area.

The APC was established in 2007 with four members. Now the group has grown to around 40 members, ranging in age from 14 to 70 plus.

“We are a club of individuals who have an interest in photography and sharing and learning more about it,” APC President Betty Fenton said. “We have people who are beginners to professionals in our group and we have presentations at our monthly meetings on different topics.”

In addition to monthly meetings, the group tries to do some sort

of activity every month or two. Last fall they explored Montrose’s hidden alleyways, taking photos and discovering new passages, and then sharing their discoveries with the group. In April they went to a scrap metal yard to challenge themselves to take photos of whatever they could find.

Some club members do photoessay presentations for the club.

“This is our third year doing these presentations. You tell a story with photos, not words,” Fenton said.

“One year someone did a presentation on ‘True Grit.’ Another person did one on changing a bike tire. I did one on the Montrose Animal

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Shelter, from a dog being brought in by Animal Control to another dog being adopted. People get quite creative. It allows an opportunity for a longterm project, whether someone is a beginner or a professional.”

While some of the members like to display their works or even sell their pieces, the majority of them simply come to learn and improve their skills, as well as socialize.

“We are a really fun group of friendly people who want to help,” Fenton said. “We come for the social aspect and to learn more about

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photography. Many just do it for their own benefit--to learn how to take better photos and see what others do.”

While Fenton personally focuses on birds, wildlife and portraits, the group members’ interests are wide ranging.

“We live in almost the perfect scenic place, so we have different outdoor-related photographers,” she said. “We also have people who focus on local events, and members who focus on old cars and old buildings.

Photo by Betty Fenton There is so much to offer here.

We each have different experiA few photos from one of ences with photography. I reAlpine Photo Club’s recent ally enjoy our great group and outings to RC Metals. the variety of our talents.”

Fenton’s goal for the group is to keep the membership alive club is to help people and keep giving meaningful presen- grow in an intimate tations to help individuals grow in type of learning setting, their photography skills. and it’s fun.”

“There is a lot you can learn APC meetings are online about photography, but we held from 7 p.m.-9 p.m. offer face-to-face interaction and on the second Tuesday ​P hoto by Denise Bush - “Pop Art” you are able to get your questions of each month (except answered in a timely fashion,” she December) in the St. bership dues are $25 for individusaid. “Plus, people are able to share Paul room at St. Mary’s Cathoals, $35 for a couple, and $15 for a their work without being overly lic Church in Montrose, 1855 St. students under the age of 18. criticized. We are a purely educaMary’s Drive. Visitors may attend For more information, email tional organization. The point of the two meetings for free. Annual mem- apcmontroseco@gmail.com. ■

APC Members are participants in the club’s “Alley Oop” photo outing. We wandered the alleys of downtown Montrose, off of Main Street, looking for photographic opportunities. Alpine Photo Club members: Josalyn​Clarkson, Ron Turnbull, Barb Turnbull, Nathan Greninger, Angela Kindig-Moyer, Betty Fenton, and Bob Fenton. Photo by Angela Kindig-Moyer.

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The annual dilemma: What to give Mom?

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Annual Meeting of Members Thursday, June 16, 2016 Montrose County Friendship Hall 4:30 - 8:00 PM 4:30pm: Registration & Voting Begin 5:00 - 6:30pm: Booths, Activities, & Entertainment 5:30 - 6:30pm: Grilled Dinner 6:30pm: National Anthem & Tribute to Law Enforcement 6:30pm - 8:00pm: Business Meeting, Polls Close Please join DMEA for its Annual Meeting of Members and celebrate your co-op’s accomplishments over the last year. Come early to enjoy the many family-friendly activities and witness the unveiling of Elevate Fiber, our new fiber broadband company.

All registered members will receive a 10” DMEA cast iron skillet and be entered to win a variety of door prizes.

The meeting will also conclude the 2016 DMEA Board of Directors elections for District 3, District 4, & the South Region. The results of the elections will be announced at the conclusion of the meeting.

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ou may not think of technology for your elderly parent. But some lightweight technology has a lot of advantages for older people, if you can get them to use it. Here are some ideas: Books. You can download books onto a tablet or an e-reader like a Kindle. True, many of us like the feel of a book in hand.

But reading a book on an electronic device lets the reader adjust the font, the brightness and the contrast, making reading more comfortable. Many also come with audio for those who can no longer read.

Music. According to the Alzheimer’s Foundation of America, music has healing properties for seniors with dementia, Alzheimer’s or cognitive impairment. I’d argue that familiar songs from happier times can heal anyone. The songs of our youth bring back happy, more carefree times and bring a level of comfort. I’ve found many songs online, songs from my own youth that I thought I’d never hear again.

But they’re all there.

Photos. Pictures of family help mothers recall special times with friends and family and capture more recent events. When my Aunt Dorothy was slipping into dementia, her daughters put some recent videos (such as birthday parties and other holidays) and some older videos on a tablet for her, and she was able to enjoy them often. They

even did a little retrospective of Aunt Dorothy’s life and gave it to her to watch, set to music. It was actually the kind of tribute that often happens after a person passes away. They wanted to honor her while she was able to see it, and it was really lovely.

Games. There are many games suitable and interesting for seniors, like Sudoku or Scrabble, or Clevermind—an app created for people with Alzheimer’s or dementia.

Its creators say it helps seniors with schedules and offers brain-boosting games and activities, and makes it easier for them to stay connected with their loved ones. You can even link Grandma’s games to your account, or the accounts of your kids and make it a family competition. Games keep the brain active.

Calls. Apple products have FaceTime, which means Mom and Dad can be face to face with the people they call. When there’s too much distance between you, this helps chase away the loneliness and keeps you connected.

Phone/Personal security system. A friend of mine set his elderly father up with a personal emergency response system (PERS). Some of them work anywhere, like GreatCall and MobileHelp, and some have fall detection. They don’t cost much, but might have a monthly fee or an annual prepaid fee. The great thing about these is that your parents can summon help from anywhere.

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But okay, not all seniors want to be connected with tablets and iPads. I make a living on the computer, but don’t care for computer games, Skyping, or reading a book online. And my 80-something mom knows how to use a computer, but isn’t remotely interested. For her, gift-giving occasions have become increasingly practical. I have friends who feel they have to spend a small fortune, buying something that their moms don’t want and won’t use—something they’ll have to dust. My mom is able to buy what she wants. but doesn’t really want anything. So what do I buy her for Mother’s Day? Prepare to yawn.

Mostly I shop for Mom at the post office. She wants books of stamps, so I try to pick out some interesting

ones, with pictures of spring flowers, or old-time celebrities like Elvis.

Practical and boring, perhaps, but she frets when she’s low on stamps.

Other times I’ll fill her cupboards with things she loves, like her favorite coffee. She could buy her own, but this way she can spend her money elsewhere if she sees something she wants. Last night I visited an elderly relative who wouldn’t come out and say what she wanted for her birthday. So I loaded her freezer with the small individual ice creams that she loves.

I suspect that for most moms, the one gift they want more than anything else is a little bit of your time, like a special lunch with you.

If all else fails, try socks. Who doesn’t love new socks? ■

Mother’s Day Comes to America Celebrating Mother’s Day goes back to Greek and Roman times.

But in America, a West Virginia woman named Anna Jarvis initiated the holiday back in 1908 as a way to honor her own mom.

A few years later in 1914 Woodrow Wilson made it a national holiday and that means that this year Mother’s Day is 102 years old.

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We believe that a memorial should be a reflection of a life lived.

Before long, Jarvis herself began to fight the whole idea of Mother’s Day. Why? She was disgusted with the commercialism that soon surrounded the holiday, via the florist and card industries.

Jarvis even lobbied the government, unsuccessfully, to remove Mother’s Day from the official calendar.

Trivia question: Do you know the official flower of Mother’s Day? The answer is the carnation. The practice began in 1908, when groups promoting their causes would hold carnation sales, as a way to raise funds for their causes. Anna Jarvis vehemently opposed the practice.

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Help is just around the corner er their care recipient resides in the home or a facility. e’ve all had those times when This year’s keynote speaker is Dr. we’ve felt we were at the end Amy D’Aprix, a renowned expert of our rope with people. on lifestyle issues, retirement and This is all too true for many fullaging. She is the co-founder of The time family caregivers. Caregiving Essential Conversations Project, a for a loved one is a long and dauntproactive approach to guiding famiing task done out of love with no ly discussions about life transitions. pay.

Montrose resident Mary ScudCaregivers can find resources, eri looks forward to the summit, support and respite at having attended every the Caregiver Summit year to date. and Retreat on May 19 “I look forward to at Grace Community recharging at the Church, 16731 Woodgate Caregiver Summit,” Road in Montrose.

Scuderi said. “AttendFor the third year in ing workshops, listena row, Region 10 Coming to speakers and munity Living Services conferring with other brings together informacaregivers can help tive speakers, programs me become stronger and activities to encourand hopefully more age and inspire attendcompassionate in my ees, regardless of wheth- Mary Scuderi role as a caregiver.”

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Scuderi said one of the most valuable lessons she’s learned year after year is how to give herself permission to take care of herself and avoid getting lost and overwhelmed in the caregiving process.

Taking a day off from one’s caregiving duties is difficult for many, which is why Region 10 offers respite care on site to care recipients while their caregivers attend the summit. Care recipients have the opportunity to enjoy activities and socialization in a safe environment. In-home care is also available and provided by Hilltop Day Haven and PACE Senior CommUnity Care.

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Thursday, May 19, 2016 8:30am–4pm

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Held at the Grace Community Church in Montrose, at 16731 Woodgate Road.

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available to assist Delta-area caregivers planning to attend the summit.

A donation of $10 is requested for each attendee—the caregiver and care recipient.

“It’s great not to have to worry about the care recipients, as they are well taken care of for us during the summit,” Scuderi said. “What a gift! I look forward to the day and for the break from my daily routine.”

The summit takes place from 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m. All caregivers residing in Montrose, Delta, Ouray, Gunnison, Hinsdale and San Miguel Counties are welcome to attend.

For a full list of events and to register, call 765-3121 or visit www.region10.net. ■

CAREGIVER SUMMIT SCHEDULE HIGHLIGHTS 8 a.m.

Doors open and registration begins.

Enjoy continental breakfast, pamper rooms, visiting vendors and more.

9 a.m.

Opening session presented by Dr. Amy D’Aprix and Eva Veitch

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“Beginning your journey: Caregiver Resilience/Compassion Fatigue” presented by Kathryn Burke

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“Packing for your trip: risk modification for recipient needs and caregiver needs” presented by April Martinez and Amy Rowan

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11:45 p.m. Lunch 12:45 p.m. Keynote: “Navigating emotional peaks and valleys” presented

by Dr. Amy D’Aprix

1:30 p.m. “Planning your expedition to long-term care” (estate and

financial planning) presented by Shauna Clemmer and Phyllis Hoffman

2:30 p.m. “Finishing the journey” (end of life care and what to do when a loved one is gone) presented by Thom Smith

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3:30 p.m. Enjoy dessert and learn about a new caregiving mentor program.

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Visit with vendors, pamper yourself and learn more.

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ASK THE OLD BAG Advice Column for the Over 50 Crowd

By Gayle Lagman-Creswick Dear Old Bag: I am a 60-year-old woman with an 87-year-old mother in independent living. Mom also suggested living with us—and she did for six months when her house flooded beyond repair. We knew it could not last, and it created undue stress for all of us (me, Mom, husband and sister).

While she sometimes struggles with this life transition from having her own home and not having to do her own cleaning, cooking, etc., she knows this is better in the long term. In her mind, she’s still 25 and quite sharp! Aging is not easy and the elder are not children, but rather adults who held jobs, had responsibilities, raised children, fought in wars and made their own decisions and life mistakes. As adult children of our aging parents, we must find ways to respect, understand and negotiate their life-stage transitions. Thanks, VM Dear VM: Well said! If you have been reading me for a while, you may remember that one of my greatest fears is that my children will begin treating me like I am their child. When I told them this, my daughter-in-law said, “What if you begin to act as a child like my mother is acting now?” I don’t really know the answer to that, but I would just say, “Try to remember the mother inside her that you used to know, and love her accordingly.” I know this won’t be easy, but it will help, if you constantly remind yourself of the strong person she was. Thanks for writing such a thoughtful letter.

(This is in response to the several-month exchange we had on sexuality and seniors...in which I got educated!)

Dear Old Bag: I do not think you are old-fashioned. I know plenty of people of all ages who feel sex is richer when it is part of a meaningful relationship.

Sex can feel great, but when it’s over, it’s over. Love fills and enriches your life, and not just for the moment. Love stays with you forever, even after the person passes away. I agree with your reader, Wiser, when he or she said, “I learned that my ethic is not prevalent among the seniors who wrote.” That’s because the rest of us, who I believe are the majority, agreed with you and therefore, had no reason to write.

Signed, Also Wiser

Dear Also Wiser: I hope you are right. After going over the many emails I got on the subject, I was beginning to wonder if I didn’t grasp this senior sexual revolution, especially among women. Not that I would change my mind, but it did open my eyes! Thank you for your letter.

Dear Old Bag: I would like to join the others who have complained about loneliness. My husband died three years ago and he was the event planner. Since he has been gone, I just sit here and read or watch TV. I don’t know where to start. Help. Signed, Lonely Dear Lonely: You are going to have to buck up and get some starch in your backbone. In this day and age, there is no reason to be lonely unless you want to be. I will repeat these suggestions: 1. Volunteer, 2. Go to church and meet people, 3. Find a good friend, 4. Go to support groups for widows, 5. Run a friendship ad for a friend, 6. Go to the Senior Center, 7. If you are in Grand Junction, which many of my readers are, join the Newcomers Club. My Grand Junction readers say it is not just for newcomers, it is a social club and they have lots of fun. Most of all: REACH OUT! ■

Send your questions to the Old Bag in care of the BEACON, or email lagmancreswick@cox.net

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Scotch & water

Submitted by Paula Majors

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.

As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.”

The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.”

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, “I would like to buy you a drink, too.”

The old woman says, “Thank you.

Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.” “Coming up,” says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, “I would like to buy you one, too.”

The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two

drops of water.” “Coming right up,” the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, the bartender says, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity.

Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”

The old woman replies, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.”

Forgetful Submitted by Sam Ardmore

William’s concerned wife convinced him to see a doctor. He was a little worried when the doctor came in. Sensing his patient’s nervousness, the first thing the doctor did was to ask what was troubling him.

“Well,” William answered. “I seem to be getting more forgetful. I’m never sure I remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I’m going, or what it is I’m going to

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do once I get there, if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?”

“Do you see it?” asked Jack.

The doctor thought for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, “Please pay me in advance.”

“Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

Golf ball Submitted by Bill Richards

“How was your golf game, Jack?” his wife Tammy asked.

“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went.”

“You’re 75 years old, Jack,” she admonished. “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?”

“He’s 85 and he doesn’t even play golf anymore,” protested Jack.

“But he’s got perfect eyesight.

He could watch your ball,” Tammy pointed out.

The next day, Jack teed off while Scott looked on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.

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“Yup,” Scott answered.

“I forgot, “ said Scott.

Knock knock Submitted by Mary Freeman

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Opportunity!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Yah! Yah who?

Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt somebody down.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken.

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Catch the train

hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

Submitted by Emma Henderson

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

A man asks a farmer, “Sorry, sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead.

And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

Identity

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

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Submitted by Bob Wickham

A driver gets pulled over.

The police officer says, “Can you identify yourself, sir?”

The driver pulls out his mirror, looks into it and says, “Yes, that’s me.”

A man comes to Mrs. Smith’s door and says, “There’s been an accident at the brewery. Your husband fell into a vat of beer and drowned.”

Mrs. Smith wails, “Oh, the poor man!

He never had a chance!”

Early bird submitted by Ed Williams

The man says, “I don’t know about that. He got out three times to go to the bathroom.”

A guy shows up late for work.

The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8:30!”

—Michael Reiss, writer and producer of “The Simpsons”

“Why?” the guy asks. “What happened at 8:30?”

Comedian favorites Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand and a wooden peg leg.

“Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?”

Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?” asks Marty.

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me

In heaven, there were two huge signs. The first read, “Men Who Did What Their Wives Told Them to Do.” The line of men under this sign stretched as far as the eye could see.

The second sign said, “Men Who Did What They Wanted to Do.” Only one man stood under that sign. Intrigued, St. Peter said to the lone man, “No one has ever stood under this sign. Tell me about yourself.” The man shrugged and said, “Not much to say; my wife told me to stand here.”

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ately I’ve been helping a lot of people make a big change, as they “cut the cord” and cancel cable in favor of one or more online streaming options. These services use broadband Internet, instead of a feed from traditional television networks, and they can significantly cut the cost of monthly bills.

Not only am I seeing an increase in the number of people making the shift, but I am also seeing increase in the age of those doing so. I am a firm believer that age has nothing to do with one’s ability to learn and use technology (I covered this topic in my January column), but the older humans get, the less likely it is that we will enjoy the challenges that come with changing processes, traditions, or habits.

There are three big reasons that the 50-plus demographic is cutting the cable. Cable is expensive, the technology is getting easier to use and television is generally terrible at any given time.

Cutting the cord and switching to an on-demand service may be just the solution, if you agree with any or all of those statements.

Before you cut the cable, it’s a good idea to do some homework and decide whether it’s worth making the change.

Call your cable provider (Charter in Grand Junction) and ask exactly what your bill is now and exactly what it would be if you cancelled your television subscription. You will need to keep them as your Internet provider since DSL (CenturyLink) does not work well for streaming video, especially if you tend to use multiple online devices simultaneously.

If you do cut the cable, you will need to subscribe to one of the following: Netflix ($10/month), Amazon Prime ($100/year), or Hulu ($8/month with commercials, $13/month ad-free). There are also dozens of smaller services that are either connected with specific networks or offer a specific type of programing. All of them offer a 30day free trial and easy cancellation, so you don’t have to pay before knowing what’s available on each service.

Once you know which service(s) you will be subscribing to, it is time to decide how to bring the content to your TV. Like the services, there are many

options when it comes to choosing the technology you will use to view old movies and past seasons of your favorite shows.

There are only two ways to view Internet content on your television: Connect a computer to your TV or buy a small device that is specifically designed to let you access online video services.

Some TVs and DVD players have this technology built in, so you may not need to buy anything else.

Every option will require that you connect using an HDMI cable, so if you have an old tube-style TV, this is your excuse to spend the $400 on a 50” LED flat-panel HD TV. Once you have the proper TV and know which service best suits your entertainment needs, it is time to choose the best device to make it all happen.

Here are the pros and cons of each method:

SMART TV OR SMART BLU-RAY PLAYER – These are TVs or Blu-ray players with built-in apps that allow you to connect to the more common services. Typically all you have to do is connect these devices to the Internet using WiFi or a network cable. Then you are ready to go once you enter your log-in information.

ROKU – This is the most common device for connecting to online streaming video content. Roku offers several models, but they all allow you to add thousands of apps for streaming anything from YouTube to MLB.com.

Many new video production companies are being created that provide their programs specifically to Roku users.

KINDLE FIRE TV – This is a great option if you are heavily connected to the Amazon

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ecosystem. Fire TV users can watch Netflix, Hulu and all of the other services, but they have added advantages if the user is a Kindle user because certain apps and accounts will be available through the device.

APPLE TV – This is a great option for Mac users or people who buy a lot of music, movies or other content through iTunes. Essentially, anything you have purchased through your iPhone or iPad will be available through your AppleTV. The AppleTV can also act as a mirrored monitor for the iPhone, iPad or Mac computer.

GOOGLE CHROMECAST TV – Like every other option, the Chromecast device will allow you to connect to all of the most common streaming services. It will also let you share your screen from a Windows computer or Android device.

Chromecast is probably a little better for people who are heavy Android phone or tablet users.

The best conclusion is that there is no perfect system for everyone. However, the Roku is hard to beat with its easy interface. You will have to sign up for a free Roku account to activate the system, but each of these services requires the user to go through a similar process. The Kindle Fire TV is probably my second choice because the interface is easy to learn. ■

Adam Cochran is a technology instructor at Colorado Mesa University.

You can email your technology questions to Adam at adamc@talkingdigital.org.

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By Barbara Ward

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an we become victorious over depression? Yes, we can. It does not come easily and seldom is there a complete cure. That doesn’t mean that you can’t become better and learn ways to cope with it. You will still have the natural occurrence of “blue days,” but with the right tools you can prevent them from turning into a constant state of depression.

As we look at the Scriptures we can be encouraged. Do not despair.

Depression is controllable. There is no magic pill greater than the Scriptures, but counseling and medicines can help take the edge off.

You can live a full life again in spite of depression.

Jesus carried a cross and we all have a cross to bear in life as well.

Your cross might be depression. If so, then give it to Jesus. He will provide the guidance and strength that you need to carry it on the days when you feel like you can’t go on.

Don’t be hesitant to accept help from people who care. Even Jesus had someone to help Him bear the weight of carrying the cross when His body was so torn and beaten. If Jesus accepted help, so can you.

A good starting place in the Scriptures would be Proverbs 4:20-23.

We are instructed to dwell in His word. Again, in Proverbs 30:53, we are reminded that nothing lasts forever. Each new day brings with it hope for a better future.

One common theme among people struggling with clinical depression is the feeling of being misunderstood and utter loneliness. God reminds us in the Word that we are never alone. In Isaiah. 40:10 & 29 we are reminded that He is ever with us. Again in Deuteronomy 32:10-11 and Romans 8:10-35 we are told that nothing separates us from Him. Through His grace and our efforts put forth in faith we can find peace in Him. (II Corinthians 1:3-4 and John 6:33) You are a child of God. The Father won’t let you down just as you wouldn’t let you own child down. You will find that reminder in Matthew 7:9-11.

Finally, here are a few very practical steps that you can take to help you fight depression:

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Develop friendships with positive people.

• Force yourself to get out of the house.

• Find ways to help others.

• Take walks with a child and view the world through their eyes.

• Listen to uplifting Christian music.

• Read inspiring books about people who have overcome obstacles.

• Use Post-It-Notes with reminders about scripture.

Above all else, don’t give up on yourself. Pray. God loves you. You are not alone. ■

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How do I save my lilacs and peonies?

Garden Smarts, By Kathy Kimbrough

Q. Last year the leaves on my lilacs resentatives Jessie Danielson (Wheat and peonies looked like they had been attacked by a pair of pinking shears. What caused that and how do I prevent it from happening again this year?

The black vine weevil is most likely the culprit. While the adults are busy making patchwork of your leaves, the larvae are underground munching on the roots. So there are two things you need to do to get these buggers under control. First, spray the entire plant with the insecticide imidacloprid (Bayer Tree & Shrub Insect Killer) now. This will kill the adults living above ground.

Then in mid-late August, apply a soil drench of the same insecticide around each affected shrub to kill the larvae feeding underground.

Q. Is it legal to collect rainwater

from our roofs with rain barrels in Colorado?

Not yet, but my guess is it will happen this year. Colorado is the only state in the nation where it is illegal to collect rainwater in a rain barrel. State Rep-

Ridge) and Daneya Esgar (Pueblo) sponsored a bill in the Colorado Legislature, House Bill 16-1005, that would allow homeowners to collect rain from a residential rooftop. The bill passed the state House with overwhelming bipartisan support and its fate now rests with the state Senate. Join me in getting ready to use this resource as additional water for our landscapes.

Here are a few simple tips to consider when using a rain barrel.

• Place it where the water is not already going into your landscape.

• Elevate the barrel so gravity can help propel the water from the spigot into your garden.

• Clean your gutters regularly to reduce debris in the barrel.

• Cover the barrel’s water intake with fine mesh screen to keep debris, mosquitoes and other creatures out.

• Drain the barrel in cold weather and store it upside down so it remains clean and dry.

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Palmers Penstemon (Penstemon palmeri ) I know what you’re thinking. Another plant selection that is deer and rabbit resistant, friendly to bees and other pollinators and the hummingbirds love it.

Does she have a one-track mind? In this case, yes. And is that so bad? We should all encourage pollinators, and wildlife while creating a beautiful space in our landscapes. I look at it as a win-win situation. Palmers penstemon is different than most. It is fragrant and quite large – 4’ to 5’ tall and 2’ wide. The light pink flowers bloom in early summer. This penstemon is very xeric and heat tolerant, so it would be perfect for that hot, dry, sunny spot in your landscape.

GARDEN CHECKLIST:  If your pines need shaping, snap off a portion of new growth

“candles.” When the time is right, they snap off easily.  Plant summer bulbs, such as gladiolus and canna, now. Sprinkle

5-10-5 fertilizer in holes before inserting bulbs.  Core aerate your lawn. Water deeply the day before so tines can

penetrate effectively.  Compost your grass clippings or leave them on the lawn to

decompose naturally.  If you ordered seedling trees from CSU Extension and the

Colorado State Forest Service, distribution will be May 5 for Mesa, Delta and Montrose counties. Contact the CSU Extension offices in those counties for exact location.  The Western Colorado Beekeepers Association

has set up a phone line and system to handle honeybee swarm calls. This simplifies the handling of swarm calls and guarantees they are handled safely, professionally and in a timely fashion. Starting immediately, please route all swarm calls to 589-6316.

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Buried in old paperwork?

Got the urge to purge but afraid to get rid of documents?

What you should keep and for ax time just happens to coincide how long

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with spring, when most of us have the urge to clean and get rid of excess stuff. But now that tax deadline has passed once again, if you’re like many of us, there’s some fear of throwing out the wrong documents, receipts and other records.

There’s even an old joke that says items are completely useless until you get rid of them. Then and only then do they become invaluable.

That fear is what keeps many people hoarding boxes of old paperwork that are useless, take up space and can even create a fire hazard, depending on how they’re stored.

My mom still has utility bills from a house she sold 46 years ago. How does that happen? It started with worry that she’d need something.

Now the idea of going through those papers has grown into a task so daunting, it’s easier to ignore.

Tax items. The IRS says you should keep your filed returns and all the documentation to support them (receipts, statements, W-2s, 1099s, etc.) until the statute of limitations is up. When is that? It’s generally three years from the time you file your return, or the due date of your return, whichever is later. So let’s say you filed your 2012 tax return on March 1, 2013. The statute of limitations is up on April 15, 2016.

So this year, you could technically burn or shred your 2012 return and supporting documents.

Why three years? Because the IRS can audit your return going back a minimum of three years. That’s also the amount of time you have to file an amended return if you missed something.

However, many experts say you should keep your returns for a minimum of seven years. Why?

“I play it safe and keep tax returns and documentation for seven years.”

• If the IRS suspects that you substantially understated your income (by 25 percent or more) they have six years to audit your return.

• And if they suspect fraud, or if you failed to file at all, there is no limit.

• The IRS says to keep documentation that affects more than one year on your tax return until it no longer affects your taxes, plus seven years. That would include such things as loss carry backs or carry forwards.

Bottom line, I play it safe and keep tax returns and documentation for seven years.

Then… they hit the shredder.

What about other items like utility bills, bank statements, credit card statement, etc? Jim Miller, author of “Savvy Living” and a

frequent contributor on “The Today Show” gives these guidelines:

Utility, phone bills. Once your next bill shows up and it reflects your last payment, there’s no reason to keep a bill for utilities, phone, or other monthly service. Some people do like to save a year’s worth to monitor how their energy use varies.

Exception: If you have a home office which you claim on your taxes, keep the bills with the relevant tax returns for seven years.

Credit card receipts/statements.

Once you get the next statement and verify that it reflects your payments and the information is accurate, there’s no need to keep the statement.

Exceptions: If there are items you purchased that have warranties, that you may want to return, or that appear on your tax returns, keep them. If there is a tax-related item, tuck the statement away with your current year tax information so you won’t forget it at tax time.

Bank statements, ATM receipts.

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Most sources say to keep a year’s worth of statements after verifying monthly that the information is accurate. You only need to keep ATM receipts until you check them against the statement. Or better yet, get your statements online and save them electronically. At year’s end, check to see that bank documents you receive, like 1099s or 1098s match what is on the statement.

Paper pay stubs. Save for a year and compare to your W-2. If the W-2 is accurate, you don’t need to save them any longer.

Individual Retirement Account (IRA) statements. The IRS requires that you keep this documentation while

you have money in the accounts.

Even after you close the accounts, keep for the statute of limitations on the relevant tax returns.

Securities. Keep detailed records of all transactions—dates, quantities, investment fees, and dividend reinvestments—for as long as you own the investments plus the tax return statute of limitations.

Real estate records. Keep all records related to property you own—like costs to improve, insurance claims, refinancing documents, etc.—until at least three years after you sell the property and have reported the sale or disposition on your tax return. ■

A mountain of paper to dispose of?

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2016 Caregiver Summit & Retreat Thursday, May 19, 2016 8:30am–4pm

Held at the Grace Community Church in Montrose, at 16731 Woodgate Road.

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MAY 5-8 Lions Carnival Get ready for this year’s four-day Lions Carnival at the Montrose County Fairgrounds, 1001 N. Second St. in Montrose. Advance tickets for a $20 all-day ride pass available at Safeway and City Markets. Doors open at 4 pm Thursday and Friday, noon on Saturday and 11 am on Sunday. The cakewalk at the Fairgrounds Pavilion starts at 5 pm on Friday and noon on Saturday.

MAY 6-7 Montrose Historical Museum Yard Sale Come out and find those bargains while supporting our local history museum from 8 am–3 pm, 21 N. Rio Grande Ave. in Montrose. For information call 249-2085 or visit montrosehistory.org.

MAY 8 Miramonte Mother’s Day Fishing Derby Take Mom fishing for Mother’s Day. Win $500 cash for catching the longest trout or one of many other prizes. Miramonte Lake in the Dan Noble SWA is located 20 minutes south of Norwood, approximately 1-1/2 hrs southwest of Montrose. There is no charge to get into the wildlife area and entry into the derby is only $10 for any age. For information call 864-2142 or visit www. westernslopenews.com/events.htm MAY 9 Transit of Mercury - Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park Join local astronomers for this rare astronomical event. Informal observation will take place over several hours, but visitors can drop in for a “quick look” through a safe solar telescope anytime.

8 am–1 pm at the South Rim Visitor Center. Park entrance fee. For details call 249-1914, ext. 441.

MAY 10 Museum Volunteer Orientation Are you looking for some volunteer work for the summer, but want the time to be flexible? Do you want to learn what happens behind the scenes of the museum, create an exhibit, research a family history request from the beginning, or introduce visitors to our unique history? Montrose County Historical Museum at the old Railroad Depot (21 N. Rio Grande) is just the location for you. For details contact Sally at 249-2085, or stop in on May 10.

MAY 12 Conserving Our Western Colorado Native Bees The Montrose Botanical Society will present guest speaker Bob Hammon, an entomologist for the Tri River Extension Area, who will talk about the three steps in a conservation project, how to apply those principles to the native bee populations in western Colorado, and how to develop conservation plans that can be applied to any site.

7-8:30 pm. Free and open to the public at the Centennial Room off Centennial Plaza, 433 S. 1st Street in Montrose.

MAY 13 “The Path of Most Resistance” – artwork by Bernard Lieving This exhibition of multifaceted artwork

by Bernard (Bernie) Lieving includes snapshots of life, fettered and unfettered, that represent the artist’s path of most resistance. Lieving is a 53-year-old punk rock dad, husband, and public health social worker, living in Santa Fe, New Mexico. He has been seriously involved in making art since 2011. Opening night is at Healthy Rhythm Community Art Gallery, 68 S. Grand Ave. in Montrose. Artwork will be available for purchase and refreshments will be provided. The exhibition runs from May 13 through July 2. Information: healthy rhythm.net or (323) 270-6284.

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MAY 13 – JUNE 4 (TUES THROUGH THURS) “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee” – musical comedy Don’t miss this great musical comedy at 7:30 pm at the Magic Circle Theatre, 420 S. 12th St., Montrose. Online tickets sales at www.magiccircleplay ers.com, by phone at 249-7838, or in person at the box office from 2 - 5 pm Tuesday through Thursday.

MAY 14 41st Annual Black Canyon Ascent Join the excitement as runners and walkers participate in this scenic and challenging 6-mile event. Take in the majesty of our local Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park after recovering with refreshments, awards, and lots of door prizes. 7:30 am-noon.

Starts at US Hwy 50 and CO Hwy 347, finishing inside the National Park at the amphitheater. Cost is $35. For information call 316-1988.

MAY 14 Montrose Community Music Contest & Open Mic Jam Session It’s music, fun and a great cause! Musicians ages 5 and up may participate, and any type of music or instrument is permitted. Contest entry fee is $10 per contestant for each song. Competition classes: Youth Soloists & Duets, Youth Groups, Adult Soloists & Duets or Adult

Groups. Youths will perform from 11 am-3 pm and Adult performances 3 pm-7 pm. Cash prizes for 1st, 2nd & 3rd place for each class, and four Grand Prize Professional Studio Recording Sessions. Free admission for audience members. The audience votes for their favorite act to win Montrose Bucks.

Register by May 7 to assure your performance slot or register on the day of the event. Entry forms and contest rules can be picked up at Montrose City Hall, 433 S. 1st Street or at Coldwell Banker 2023 S. Townsend. Open mic jam session has no registration, no fee, no prizes. This event is a fundraiser for Montrose High School youth groups. Centennial Plaza, 501 S. 1st Street in Montrose. Call 2756975 for more details.

MAY 16 & 19 AARP Driver Safety Courses Save on insurance, keep up on newer traffic laws and learn defensive driving techniques. Membership in AARP is not required. For more details and schedules for Montrose & Delta, contact John at 856-6924.

MAY 16 Delta: Bill Heddles Recreation Center will host the AARP SMART DRIVER Program from 8 am - 12:30 pm at 531 N. Palmer St., Delta. Fee: $15 for AARP members, $20 for non-members.

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MAY 19 Montrose: The AARP SMART DRIVER Program will be hosted by Montrose County Health and Human Services at 1845 S. Townsend Ave. from 8:30 am-1 pm. Fee: $15 for AARP members, $20 for non-members.

Pre-registration required: Contact Amy at 765-3123 from 8 am-3 pm weekdays.

MAY 21 US 50 Yard Sales Get in on our huge community yard sales from 8 am-4 pm at two locations:

1) Montrose County Fairgrounds, 1001 N. 2nd Street. Yard sale booths available to individuals or vendors. $25 or $40. Rain or shine. Information: 240-1735 or montrosecogenealogy.org 2) Main Street in downtown Montrose. Yard sale bargains and sidewalk sales galore. Information: www. route50.com MAY 22 Preserve your historical items Come learn how to preserve your photos, scrapbooks, quilts or any other valuable item at the Sunday History Series, “Steps to Preserve Your Historical Items,” from 3-5 pm. Meet at the Montrose County Historical Museum, 21 N. Rio Grande. Cost is $5 person. For information call Sally at 249-2085. ■

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Alpine Photo Club members: Dee, Betty, Chris & Joyce.

Alpine Photography Club meets the second Tuesday of every month from 7-9 pm at St. Mary’s Catholic Church, 1855 St. Mary’s Dr. (St. Paul room) in Montrose. Public is welcome. For more information, email apcmontroseco@ gmail,com Montrose Women’s Club This service club established in 1949 holds monthly luncheon meetings at noon on the third Monday of each month, September through May at the Lion’s Park Clubhouse, 602 N. Nevada, Montrose. All Montrose area women

are invited to attend. For more information, please call Lexy Stevenson at 275-3336.

Caregiver Support & Networking Group Enjoy a safe, supported, resource-filled and confidential environment for caregivers to learn from one another about the challenges and rewards of caring for loved ones with dementia, illness, or disability. Sponsored by Region 10 ADRC. Groups meet 1:30 - 2:30 pm on the first Wednesdays & third Thursdays of every month at Region 10, 300 N. Cascade Ave. in Montrose. Free of charge. For more information call Amy Rowan 765-3123.

Kinship Connections Support Group This support/networking group is structured for individuals raising children who are not their own. Sponsored by Region 10. On May 5 the speaker will be Jim Jackett, the Montrose County Health and Human Services Child & Adult Protection Supervisor. Free of charge. Group meets the first Thursday of each month from 6-8 pm at 300 N. Cascade Ave. in Montrose. Call Eva Veitch at 765-3127 for information.

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REGION 10 EDUCATION SERIES Region 10 - Aging and Disability Resources for Colorado (ADRC) - This is a six-county collaboration of businesses, community members, caregivers, and volunteers that serve and work with the aging and disabled populations.

Goals are to enhance programs, reduce gaps and increase communication and access to resources. Anyone serving these populations is encouraged to join the meetings held the second Tuesday monthly (next meeting 5/10), 9:30 am, 300 N. Cascade Ave. in Montrose. Call Eva for more information 765-3127.

MAY 3 Delta: Parkinson’s Disease - Physical and Voice Therapy Techniques A physical and voice therapy program at Horizons Healthcare is helping patients with Parkinson’s disease to improve function and slow motor deterioration by retraining sensory, motor and cognitive functions through intensive exercise and patient empowerment.

Sponsored by Volunteers of America, Region 10 ADRC and Horizon’s Health Care. 11 am - Noon, Grand Mesa Oncology, 1501 3rd St. in Delta. Register by calling Region 10 ADRC Delta at 399-3615.

FIRST & THIRD TUESDAYS Delta/Application Assistance Clinics Region 10, Senior Community Care PACE and SHIP Medicare Counselors are hosting free clinics to assist seniors or persons with a disability in filling out applications to apply for benefits. Examples of benefits, but not limited to: Old age pension, food stamps, Medicare saving program, long-term care Medicaid, LEAP, property tax/rent/heat rebate and weatherization programs. 1 - 2:30 pm at 145 W. 4th Street in Delta.

Call the Region 10 ADRC office for more information: 399-3615.

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SECOND & FOURTH TUESDAYS Montrose/Application Assistance Clinics: Region 10, Senior Community Care PACE and SHIP Medicare Counselors are hosting free clinics to assist seniors or persons with a disability in filling out applications to apply for benefits.

Examples of benefits, are not limited to: Old age pension, food stamps, Medicare saving program, long-term care Medicaid, LEAP, property tax/rent/heat rebate and weatherization programs.

Clinics are from 1 - 2:30 pm at 300 N. Cascade Ave. in Montrose. Call Amy Rowan for more information: 765-3123.

MAY 6 Avoid Being Unprepared & Overwhelmed: Understanding Creditor Issues in Retirement. Learn about types of debt, the collection process, dealing with debt collectors, what property a creditor can take, the option of bankruptcy, etc. Sponsored by Region 10/Uncompahgre Volunteer Legal Aid/Masters & Viner. 11 am – Noon at Region 10, 300 N. Cascade in Montrose. Free. Registration is required: Call 249-7202 or visit uvlamontrose.org/

MAY 7 Medicare and You: Region 10 and the State Health Insurance Assistance Program (SHIP) are offering a free informative seminar on how to navigate the Medicare system. This class is designed for Medicare “novices” and those who are new to the program. SHIP counselors are available for one-on-one counseling sessions. 10 am – Noon at 300 N. Cascade Ave. in Montrose. No registration required. To schedule an appointment, call 249-2436.

MAY 9 & 16 “There Has Been a Death in the Family!” Now what? If you are responsible for administering someone’s estate, this workshop is for you. Learn about: Probate/non-probate, creditor claims, what taxes may be owed, how/ when to distribute assets. Is there a will? What happens if the family starts

fighting? Sponsored by Region 10 and Brown and Brown P.C. Workshops are held from 4:30-5:30 pm at the following locations: May 9 in Montrose at Region 10, 300 N. Cascade Ave. Registration required: Visit www.region10.net/calendar or call 765-3123.

May 16 in Delta at Grand Mesa Oncology Center, 1501 E. 3rd St. in Delta.

Sponsored by Region 10 and Brown & Brown P.C./Region 10. Registration required: Visit www.region10.net/calendar or call 399-3615.

MAY 12 & 17 Tools to Remain Independent – Longterm care planning is looking at a variety of benefits, services and supports systems to support aging in place. Most long-term care is not medical care, but assistance with the basic everyday tasks. Free presentations sponsored

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tion is from 5:30 – 7 pm at Region 10, 300 N. Cascade Ave. in Montrose. If you can, bring your laptop. For information and to register, call Cynthia at 209-6886.

MAY 19 Third Annual Caregiver Summit & Retreat 2016 “Celebrating and Supporting Community Caregivers,” sponsored by Region 10-ADRC. Featuring Dr. Amy D’Aprix,

co-founder of the Essential Conversations Project. Respite is available for care recipients on premises or at home if they are too frail to attend the Retreat. 8 am – 4:30 pm, Grace Community Church, 16731 Woodgate in Montrose. Summit/Retreat asking donation of $10 each. Registration deadline is May 9. Contact Region 10 at 249-2436 or register online at www.region10.net/ event/caregiver-summit-retreat-2. ■

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MAY 17 Time Bank of the Rockies Volunteer Program presentation & orientation – How does the Time Bank work?

For every hour you spend providing support to another member, you earn a time credit to be used to receive a service from another Time Bank member, not necessarily the same person you assist. Although some skills are generally perceived as having a higher value than others, the Time Bank recognizes that everyone is equal, no matter what job they perform. The goal is to build healthier communities based on mutual respect for everyone’s efforts, talents and skills. Sponsored by the Time Bank of the Rockies and Region 10. Presenta-

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 Thank you for including Bryan Cashion’s photo of the Weed Warriors outside the gates of the Montrose Botanic Gardens on the cover of the Montrose-Delta issue of “The Beacon Guide.” I was pleasantly surprised when I recently picked it up and wanted to extend my appreciation to you for including the photo. You have done an excellent service to the Botanical Society by including our articles and pictures in your publications. We thank you!

In appreciation, Carol Pyle, VP, Acting President Montrose Botanical Society

Kvetch \ kfech  I read about the state government wanting to close down the State Home in Grand Junction. What a shame! We really need a place for the mentally ill to go. The State Home used to be a place where one could house and work with the mentally ill and it was a safe place.

What happened?

Another thing, why build new housing for the homeless, when they could go there and have a place to stay? They could be taught to do maintenance, repair work, painting and cooking and different jobs around the premises to keep the place up. We do not need to be building new buildings for them when they can’t even afford them.

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Choose life—It’s a brief experience

By Glenn Mollette

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ife is an opportunity to spend a brief period of time in this world. During this minimal space of time we are fortunate to enjoy what most others cannot do. Most of the people who have ever lived are dead. Therefore we are in a very rare state of existence. We are in the land of the living. We breathe, eat, work, worry, cry, laugh and either enjoy or hate life.

I read about young adults who die almost every day. Young people overdosing on drugs, alcohol or committing suicide. Millions more live in a depressive state. Life has its ups and downs and there is really no such thing as a perfect life.

All of us are faced with sickness, caregiving, worries, stress, messes, disappointments, sadness, victories and more. It’s life.

We often look at other lives and envy them. We develop the impression that others are free of problems and sadness when often those who seem to be the happiest struggle the most. While being a caregiver for 12 years an acquaintance commented to me, “You seem to have the world by the tail. No one would ever dream you have a problem in the world.” Smiling, trying to keep a good attitude and being kind to others throws a lot of people off. Sadly, we aren’t used to seeing this in most people.

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lives based on others. No one thing will make you happy or fill you with a vibrant life. No one person makes you alive. No one certain job will make you alive. Life is not ultimately found in money, a relationship, a child, a career, a house or anything. All of these of course add to our living. However, ultimate living is more powerful than any one certain thing, event or person. I understand losing a child or spouse in death cuts our hearts out.

I’ve buried a child and a wife. It’s horrific. I’ve had disappointments in business, frustrating jobs and fallen flat on my face.

I know what it’s like to draw unemployment. I know what it feels like to go to the county social services office and apply for Medicaid because I couldn’t afford to pay for my wife’s nursing home expenses. I know what it’s like to lose “friends” because I didn’t do exactly as they thought I should do. Oh well.

My preacher was talking a lot about life at church this past Sunday. He quoted a verse of Scripture from Proverbs 12:28, “In the way of righteousness there is life.” He talked about choosing to live. There are choices that lead to death, but there are choices that lead to life.

I hope today that you choose to live and love life. It’s a brief experience. ■

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