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Volume: 5 | Issue: 9

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The year without grandparents

National & Regional Award-Winning Publication Publisher Kevin K. VanGundy Founding Publisher Susan Capps Managing Editor Cloie Sandlin Multimedia Editor Lauren Berg Graphic Designers Chrissy Martin B. Bigler Office Manager Stacey Splude Advertising Assistant Siggie Carpenter Advertising Executives Sue Bowen Debra Romaniec Proofreader Jan Weeks

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t’s strange to think that I don’t have any grandparents.

I came to this realization recently when my wedding photographer asked for the names of family members I wish to include in formal photos at my upcoming nuptials. I listed parents, siblings, brother-in-laws, nieces and nephews on both sides of the family, but no grandparents.

My grandfather, Earl (“Pawpaw” to me), was my last living grandparent. He died in February. My fiancé Sam’s paternal grandfather also passed away just a few weeks ago.

As a kid, I never pictured

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my wedding without my grandparents. Their influence on my life was immeasurable.

Good grandparents are the people who fill in the parenting blanks. My paternal grandparents helped raise me (they kept me in line), while my maternal grandparents spoiled me with bedtime stories and songs (my pawpaw was a brilliant jokester).

Grandparents are some of the most important people in their grandchildren’s lives, and I was fortunate to know all of them and to have them for as long as I did.

Yes, grandparents are THAT important. On National Grandparents Day on September 8, please let these important role models know just how much they mean to you. And for you grandparents out there, thank you for your love, patience and wisdom.

In case you didn’t know, your guidance and encouragement lasts a lifetime.

and Merilee Robertson pose with Montrose Heirlooms for Hospice’s thrifting finds.

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COVER STORY

Hunting for treasure:

Tips, hot spots and more for the local thrifter

Sandy Shalley and Merilee Robertson volunteer at Heirlooms for Hospice in Montrose. Photo by Cloie Sandlin.

By Carole Ann McKelvey ver since I first walked into a neighborhood thrift store in California, I’ve been captivated by the search for unexpected finds.

For the avid thrift (aka resale) store shopper or anyone who loves hunting for great bargains, stores throughout Montrose, Delta and

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Ridgway all feature name-brand clothing, electronics and more at incredible deals.

UPSCALE BARGAINS

Classy Closet in Montrose is a must-stop thrift shop. It’s perfect for anyone seeking a bargain in clothes, jewelry, handbags and

shoes for women, men and children at prices that are hard to beat.

The bargain shop has called Montrose home for the past 36 years, despite moving locations several times. Current shopkeeper Leilani Bate is the sixth owner of the little “upscale resale” shop, now located at 1012 E. Main St. Bate, who grew up in Montrose, worked there as a teenager.

“This very small shop had everything,” Bate said. “Household items, toys, furniture, clothes—she had it all. I worked there for about six months in 1992 and loved it.”

Years later, when the shop went up for sale, Bate recalled her husband saying, “You spend enough money there. You should buy it.”

A shortlist of name brands— barely worn—to be discovered includes J. Jill, Chico’s, Ann Taylor, Calvin Klein, Gap, Eileen Fisher and so many more.

At Habitat for Humanity ReStore in Montrose, a like-new TV could cost only $50. But does it work?

At the Habitat stores, there are no worries; they test items to make sure they aren’t duds and they also have a return policy.

Another bargain treasure-trove

11 TIPS TO MAKE YOUR THRIFT SHOPPING EXPERIENCE MORE SUCCESSFUL

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No basket? No problem.

Most stores let you plop your haul down by the cash register and continue shopping.

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Know your brands. Thrift shopping means being savvy about brands and knowing what you’re looking for. You’ll get the hang of this the more you shop, but it’s also nice to have your smartphone handy to compare prices while you’re shopping.

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Make a list. Thrift shopping without a clear goal is like grocery shopping on an empty stomach. Make a list of what you’re looking for based on what you already own. This keeps you focused and on budget.

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trying things on as easy as possible, even if that means changing in the store.

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Bring cash. Staying on a budget is important. It is easy to fall into the “but it’s so inexpensive” trap, so determine your budget and bring it in cash.

Dress for ease. Many resale stores don’t have adequate Buy only what you love. fitting rooms, and since some thrift Only purchase items you truly stores don’t issue refunds or exlove and know you’re going to wear. changes, it’s important to try items But if you absolutely love it, buy it! on before you buy. Wear a form-fit- It likely won’t be there tomorrow. ting tank top and leggings to make

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COVER STORY is Heirlooms for Hospice, located on the main streets in both Delta and Montrose. A recent hot find was an Eileen Fisher top for $8. Do you know how much those go for brand-new? Easily $65-$165.

“I didn’t know that was there. If you hadn’t snapped it up, I would have,” said Delta store manager Amanda Twamley.

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Thrift shopping also means being savvy about brands and knowing what you’re looking to find. Heirlooms makes the search a little eas-

A recent hot find was an Eileen Fisher top for $8. Do you know how much those go for brand-new? Easily $65-$165. ier, as the stores are designed and decorated so well you’d think you were shopping in a fancy, expensive, boutique. Plus, you’re shopping for a good cause. Each purchase at Heirlooms for Hospice benefits HopeWest, which provides hospice, grief support and palliative care.

Visit Salvation Army, 1210 N.

Townsend Ave., on Wednesdays to find amazing deals on clothing, kitchenware or furniture, as well as senior discounts. The little boutique collection at the front of the store is where manager Marsha Cook sets out special outfits or items. You can find name-brand or even designer clothes and shoes for an unimaginably low price.

Additionally, if you find yourself in need of medical equipment like

crutches or grab rails, Salvation Army stores have these in spades.

In Ridgway, you’ll find Second Chance Humane Society Thrift Store at 309 Sherman St., which directly benefits life-saving animal welfare programs and services.

The Ridgway thrift shop not only sells clothing but also sporting equipment, furniture, housewares and more.

You can find just about anything on the Western Slope. You never know what spectacular treasures you’ll take home. If you like both shopping and saving money, thrifting is worth a try. And for some of us, the hunt is as much fun as the find. ■

Left: Lynda Burns, manager of Second Chance Thrift Store, is proud of the work the store does to save animals at the Ridgway shelter.

Right: Leilani Bate smiles behind the counter of her Montrose shop, Classy Closet. Photos

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Make friends with the staff.

Once you find a thrift store that fits your style and budget, become friendly with the staff. They can give you valuable information about when new merchandise is set to come in and the types of pieces they are looking to buy for the store.

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Inspect the goods. Most thrift store purchases are final sale. To avoid discovering defects too late, inspect each piece before buying it. It’s easy to miss a small hole or a stain in the midst of shopping excitement.

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If possible, sell before you buy. If you feel guilty about buying new clothes, opt for thrift stores that also buy and accept donations for charity or do consignments. Making extra money can make your shopping trips extra rewarding.

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Master the art of scanning. Rummaging through multiple piles and racks of clothes is time consuming. To avoid missing out on potential gems, learn to master the art of scanning. Based on what you’re looking for and your preferred color palette and style,

scan each rack for pieces that catch your eye. It often takes time to develop this skill, but you’ll get the hang of it.

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Make small alterations or get a tailor. Whether it’s new, thrift or vintage, every piece in your closet should fit well. Since preloved items are often one of a kind, you may need to make alterations. For simple modifications like hemming, you can do it yourself or take the piece to the dry cleaner’s. A tailor is helpful, as long as it doesn’t negate the investment.

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NATIONAL GRANDPARENTS DAY IS SEPTEMBER 8

By Carrie Luger Slayback hew! As the grandchildren drove away at the end of their weekend visit, I sank into the sofa and fell asleep. A deep, exhausted sleep.

Yes, we’d enjoyed our 3-year-old grandson’s intense focus, shooting baskets into his miniature net, as well as our 5-year-old granddaughter’s emerging ability to swim. We laughed at their attempts to love our old Chihuahua, their heads poked under chairs, where she wisely retreated. We marveled over their artwork.

However, “the wrecking crew,” as we call them, left their mark.

They tossed the pebbles out of our walkway. They threw pillows off the sofa and scattered toys about the house. Sometimes their voices were earsplitting!

The effects of a weekend grandchild visit span from joy and laughter, downright grumpiness and finally collapse. What else do grandparents receive from their awesome efforts?

A 2016 European study found “a positive impact of grandparental childcare on health,” noting that it was particularly true “among grandparents providing lower intensity levels of grandparental care.”

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with better physical health, showing “significantly higher scores than grandmothers who did not provide childcare.” However, the grandfathers’ benefits were not significant.

“Those children need discipline!” fumed my husband regarding our grandchildren’s casual manner of responding to “NO!” I find my grandchildren’s warm, squirmy bodies irresistible and love contact with them. But my husband finds them tiring as they crawl on his lap, hear half a story, run off and return with a new book.

They wore me out, but I can’t wait to see them, each time filling my heart with love.

“No visits from now until the holidays,” my husband commanded, preferring our adults-only existence.

Our different reactions demonstrate why females receive a greater benefit than their male counterparts. The rewarding mothering reflex, ensuring the survival of a new generation, lasts a lifetime.

Additionally, with lifetimes stretching into our 80s and 90s, children have grandparents longer than any previous generation.

According to a study in the June 2016 “Gerontologist,” our long lives bring “added socialization, support and stress.”

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us in their group of loving adults but tend to lose interest as they become teens, eventually returning to us in adulthood as resources for wisdom and financial support. This long association is rewarding but fraught with unique challenges.

Grandparents want to help strapped grandchildren but may have their own financial worries.

Grandparents may need physical help but resent the loss of independence and role reversal accompanying grandchildren as caregivers.

Grandchildren, busy with their own lives, may find the type of aid an elderly person needs to be trying and even embarrassing.

All this seems so far in the future for us as we meet the challenges of active preschoolers.

However, time flies! So as we prepared for our grandchildren’s next visit we also planned to set healthy boundaries for our longterm relationship. Together, my husband and I decided to: • Discuss our house rules together so we’re clear.

• Share our needs with our daughter and son-in-law in a positive, non-judgmental way.

• When our preschoolers come over, have eye contact with them, set down a few simple rules and be sure to follow up.

Rules included: • When we say “no,” stop.

• Use quiet voices.

• Work with us to put away what we use.

• We will mimic their parents’ consequence of “time out chair” when kids misbehave. Remember to set the timer for two minutes.

Despite all our careful preparation, we know we’ll need to repeat rules and redirect many times.

Even though our grandkids will not instantly cooperate with our standards, showing strong, consistent leadership will build a foundation and set the stage for what we hope to be a long association of respect, clear communication and an opportunity to decrease stress and enjoy time with each other.

Postscript: The children arrived for a fall holiday visit. An art project awaited them. We sat down, looked each child in the eye and told them our rules. They seemed to understand the seriousness of the moment, which came so early in their visit. And it worked! “No” meant no, shrill screams were almost eliminated and the holiday mess…well, we all worked together.

As we waved good-bye, my husband said, “This was a lot of fun— come back soon,” and meant it. ■

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STARVIN’ ARVIN’S DEALS Teaching grandkids about kindness

By Kimberly Blaker Amid our busy lives, it’s easy to lose sight of the little things we can do to make the world a gentler, kinder place for others. As a result, our grandkids miss out on golden opportunities to emulate such kindness and its rewards.

So why not set a goal with your grandkids the next time they visit and see how many acts of kindness they can rack up in a single day? Here are some ideas to get them started.

Visit an elderly neighbor.

There’s likely someone in your neighborhood who could use some company.

Offer a compliment. It couldn’t get any easier than this. Think about what you like about what the person is wearing, or something they’ve done.

Make a donation. This could be a small monetary donation to a good cause, or you could donate items you no longer need to a homeless shelter, animal rescue, or Toys for Tots collection.

Help someone with their homework. Do you know a classmate who struggles with a particular subject? Offer to help them study.

Stand up for someone. Do you know a student who’s bullied or always left out? Look for an opportunity to stand up for them.

Make friends with someone who seems left out. Is there a classmate who’s always standing alone on the playground or who sits alone at lunch? Offer to join that person.

Offer to babysit. Do you know someone with young children?

Offer to spend a couple of hours entertaining them while the mom catches up on chores, goes out or takes a nap!

Bake cookies for your teacher or boss. Show your appreciation by baking their favorite cookies or brownies.

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Hold the door for someone.

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Help carry something. When you see someone trying to juggle multiple things or carry a heavy object, offer your assistance.

Take a neighbors dog for a walk. Is there a dog in your neighborhood that never gets to go for walks? Just make sure you find out the dog’s energy level to make sure you’re able to handle it or to ensure you don’t over-exercise the dog.

Do a chore for your brother or sister. What a great way to get back in your brother or sister’s good graces. Maybe sometime they’ll return the favor.

Buy a friend a candy bar. This is a simple way to show your friend you’re thinking of them.

Volunteer for a good cause.

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Nonstop talkers? It’s okay to take a time-out Dear Old Bag: My mother is so difficult. She is now in her 90s and is continuing a lifetime of what I call a mean streak. She resides in a facility and I have to say I feel sorry for the staff. She treats her kids so nasty, it is hard to visit her. Some days I think it would serve her right if none of us would visit her. I know I am supposed to honor my mother, but my patience is running thin. Do you have any suggestions? Thank you. Signed, SOS Dear SOS: I realize it is difficult to be nice, kind and honorable to a parent who has not always been kind, nice and honorable to you. A few years ago, a woman wrote a letter to me about difficulties with her mother. I thought it was so good I filed it to use again. Her advice was: “Aging is not easy and the elderly are not children but rather adults who held jobs, responsibilities, raised children, fought in wars, and made their own decisions and life mistakes. As adult children of our aging parents, we must find ways to respect, understand and negotiate their life stage transition.”

I would like to add this: Learn to let a few things go. Even if you totally disagree with her, you do not need to turn it into an argument. A friend of mine said she turned around negative visits with her mom by telling her about their friends who were having a hard time. Then they would pray for them. It was a form of distraction that worked. And remember, every time you leave her, it could be the last, so act accordingly! Blessings and good luck. OB Dear Old Bag: I have been a widow for two years after a wonderful marriage of 30 years. I am now 60. I did all the right things to grieve, I think. I went to a grief support program and then through my faith, I was able to begin again. The most unexpected thing happened: I met a man at church. We got to know each other and he asked me out to dinner, and we have been going out for a few weeks. I really like this guy and I am totally surprised that I could feel this way again. I shared this information with a close friend and she told me she thought it was too soon and I may mistake companionship for love. What do you think? Signed, Confused Dear Confused: I am sure your friend means well, but only you know how you feel. You strike me as a person who has it together. As we grow older, we realize how short life is. As long as you don't hurry to the altar, I say enjoy your newfound love. I believe God works in mysterious ways and time will tell if it is the real thing. Sometimes love comes when you least expect it. OB Dear Old Bag: My neighbor is driving me crazy with talking. She catches me when I am bringing in my groceries and sometimes when I am working in the yard. I don't want to be rude or unkind, but she can talk nonstop about her illnesses and her family. She will sometimes follow me into the house. What is a good way to handle this? Signed, Fed Up Dear Fed Up: This is a hard one. Some older folks talk out of loneliness and have no one to talk to. I think you should give her the time-out signal and say, “Sorry, I do not have time for this right now. I will invite you over for coffee and then we can talk.” Then it is up to you whether or not you want to go through with that! Good luck. OB ■

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Here’s a great one-liner my mother used to say: “Where there’s a will...there’s a relative!!”

end he says, “Bed hard.”

He then spends another three years again keeping his vow of silence. At the end of those years he simply says, “Food cold.”

After another three years of silence the man is about to get in to the monastery when he goes to the head monk and tells him, “I quit.”

“Figures,” said the head monk.

“You haven’t stopped complaining since you got here!”

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GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE

A man decides to join a monastery.

In order to be accepted into the monastery he has to first take a three-year vow of silence. At the end of the three years he’s allowed to say two words.

He keeps his vow the entire three years, not saying a word, and at the

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.

When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.

“Logan, wait until we say our prayer,” his mother reminded him.

“I don’t have to.”

“Of course you do,” his mother

THE CABBIE AND THE WOMAN and I am looking, and I am thinking Submitted by Johnny Dawson

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City.

The cab driver, an older gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman, but made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you seen a naked woman before?”

The old driver slowly answered, “Let me tell you something, lady. I wasn’t staring at you like you think.

That would not be proper.”

The woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my boobs or my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?”

He paused a moment, and then told her, “Well, ma’am, I am looking,

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insisted, “We say a prayer before eating at our house.”

“That’s at our house,” Logan explained, “but this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.”

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Submitted by Mary Howard A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee”.

The husband said, “You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”

Wife replies, “No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”

An attractive retiree and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Denver to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The retiree, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”

This catches the retiree’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The retiree doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

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Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the retiree and hands her $500.

She says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the retiree and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”

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In front of you is a galloping pig, which is the same size as your car, and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

You are extremely uncomfortable because everyone is in very close proximity to each other. What must you do to safely get out of this situation?

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An evening with Herb Alpert American music icon comes to the Avalon

By Miriam Singer

A ALPERT HAS FOUND HIMSELF IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME SO OFTEN, HE FEELS INSPIRED TO PUT MORE CREATIVITY, ART AND POSITIVITY OUT INTO THE WORLD.

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t 84, Herb Alpert still has a lot of energy. He wakes up every morning thinking about what he’s going to sculpt, paint or play on his trumpet that day, and even continues to perform in concert. Why? Because he still loves it! Lucky for us, Grand Junction’s Avalon Theatre is on his 2019 concert tour.

FINDING THE FEELING

Alpert is best known for found-

ing A&M Records with his friend Jerry Moss. The record company had humble beginnings, starting with just a $200 investment and based out of Alpert’s garage.

Now it’s considered to be the most successful independent label in history, selling for half a billion dollars in 1989 to Polygram records.

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Before starting A&M, Alpert began his musical career writing songs with his friend Lou Adler.

They penned Sam Cooke’s big hit, “Wonderful World.” Cooke taught Alpert to listen for the feeling in the music.

Alpert remembered finding that feeling when he was at a bullfight in Tijuana, Mexico. He felt the excitement in the crowd that was stirred by the fanfare of the mariachi brass band. When he got home, he wanted to capture that energy and sound. He experimented with layering his trumpet recordings in his garage studio until he got it just right.

The resulting song, “The Lonely Bull,” took off like a rocket and The Tijuana Brass was born.

This was just the beginning.

Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass sold over 72 million records with

five number one hits, 15 gold records and 14 platinum albums.

A & M Records went on to record artists like Quincy Jones, Liza Minnelli, Janet Jackson, Cat Stevens, The Carpenters, Police, Sting and Sérgio Mendes and Brasil ’66.

SUCCESS BREEDS SUCCESS Success wasn’t the only

thing Alpert found through music. Alpert first met Lani Hall when Sérgio Mendes and Brasil ’66 showed up at A&M Records. Brasil ’66 later became the opening act for The Tijuana Brass.

The 19-year-old lead singer’s emotional vocals propelled Brasil ’66 to international stardom.

Surrounded by great music, Hall and Alpert found their way into each other's hearts. The couple

BEACON SENIOR NEWS Musician and trumpet-playing extraordinaire Herb Alpert poses with wife and singer Lani Hall.

married, and recently celebrated 45 years together.

Alpert is the only recording artist in history to have a number one hit as a singer and as an instrumentalist. He bumped Simon & Garfunkel’s “Mrs. Robinson” out of the number one spot with his rendition of Burt Bacharach and Hal David’s “This Guy’s In Love With You” in 1968.

Alpert’s achievements include nine Grammy Awards. In 2017, Alpert was nominated for another Grammy. Billboard listed Alpert as no. 7 on their Greatest Of All Time Billboard 200 Artists.

In 2006, Alpert and Moss were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Former president Barack Obama awarded the National Medal of Honor for the Arts to Alpert in 2013.

Alpert has found himself in the right place at the right time so often, he feels inspired to put more creativity, art and positivity out into the world.

Alpert and Hall founded the Herb Alpert Foundation in the late 1980s, and have contributed tens of millions of dollars to the arts and education. Alpert believes it’s important for kids to experience creative expression at an early age.

SEE HIM LIVE!

The multi-Grammy-award-winning trumpeter and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee will perform at The Historic Avalon Theatre in Grand Junction on September 24.

Alpert will be joined by fabulous musicians who have been with him for over 12 years—Bill Cantos on piano and vocals, Hussain Jiffry on six-string bass and Michael Shapiro on drums. Together, they perform legendary classics from The Tijuana Brass and other audience favorites, as well as musical surprises that showcase the ensemble’s jazz roots and talents. The performance also includes a multimedia experience with a large screen display featuring classic moments and rare footage from Alpert’s long career.

The “I like to make uplifting music. I get energy from a concert. I have this opportunity to make people The feel good,” said Alpert. ■

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I missed Woodstock just by a couple of days. I’d moved up to Boston that week, and none of us could come up with the money—even panhandling for spare change and pooling what we made. I still make music.”

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 “Interesting story and history (“The naked truth: 100 years of Orvis Hot Springs” in August’s BEACON). We all know the value and pleasure found in dipping our naked bodies into these soothing hot streams. We would agree it was a great loss for the Native Americans.”

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By Teresa Ambord If you are considering marriage and you have children from a previous marriage, it’s important to contact your estate planner to make sure everything is in order.

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Imagine if you passed away and your surviving spouse learned that your former spouse was still listed as executor of your estate. Depending on where you live, the laws may specify that your divorce decree automatically revokes property dispositions as well as appointments to posts such as your executor.

But the same may not be true if your former spouse’s relatives are appointed to these posts. For example, you and your former spouse may have named your sister-in-law as a guardian. Check with your estate advisor to ensure that you know these appointments are canceled, if that is your intention.

Also, be aware that the terms of your divorce may require you to retain your former spouse as the beneficiary of certain retirement or pension plans.

TO PRENUP OR NOT TO PRENUP? For the sake of your children, consider a prenuptial agreement. This is not a popular topic with many people because it seems to anticipate failure. Look at it as insurance to ensure your children will inherit what you want them to inherit.

If your current spouse is financially independent, chances are he or she will be fine without your assets. Depending on where you

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Look into who your beneficiary is; otherwise, the last person you'd want to give your money to may end up getting it all. live, it can be hard to disinherit your spouse. Many states provide the surviving spouse with an elective share of the estate of the deceased spouse, such as one-third to onehalf, regardless of what your will or living trust specifies. If you live in a community property state, each spouse is entitled to half of all community property.

A prenup enables spouses to waive rights to each other’s property, as well as serving other purposes. For example, such an agreement can preserve control of a business you own. If you’re already remarried, it’s not too late—consider a postnuptial agreement.

CHECK YOUR BENEFICIARIES Divorce is often characterized by chaos, and it’s common to forget that your former partner is still the beneficiary on your life insurance, retirement, annuity or trust. It's important to look into who your beneficiary is; otherwise, the last person you’d want to give your money to may end up getting it all.

Take your research a bit farther.

If you have minor children as your beneficiaries (kids, grandkids, etc.), is your former spouse set to be their legal guardian if you pass away? If so, he or she will control assets that minors inherit directly.

Someone, perhaps your former spouse, will likely be made conservator of that money while the children are still minors. A conservator will be obligated to act in their best interest and will be supervised by

a court, but in reality, that person still has considerable discretion over how your assets are used.

If you’re not okay with your former spouse controlling your assets, talk to your estate advisor. You might be able to avoid that scenario by establishing trusts and choosing a trustee yourself.

WHAT ABOUT TAXES? If your estate is large enough that estate taxes might be a concern ($5.49 million in 2017), multiple marriages present challenges if you want to preserve assets for children from your previous marriage.

You can take advantage of the marital deduction that enables you to leave unlimited assets to your spouse, tax-free. But to do that, you have to leave assets to him or her outright. You have no guarantee that your current spouse will provide for your children from a previous marriage.

Ask about establishing a qualified terminable interest property (QTIP) trust. This provides the benefit of the marital deduction, shields your assets from estate tax and pays your current spouse the income from your assets, but protects the principal for your children to inherit when your current spouse dies.

Remarriage complicates estate planning, especially when there are children from multiple marriages involved. It’s critical to work with a qualified estate advisor to protect your heirs from unintended consequences. ■

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Colorado Mission of Mercy's (CMOM) goal is to treat 800 patients each day on a first-come, firstserved basis. People of all ages are encouraged to come get free dental care. A parent or guardian must accompany persons under 18. Spanish and other language interpreters will be available to assist patients.

There are no appointments, and doors will close when the clinic reaches capacity, which can happen early in the day. Doors will open at 6 a.m. both days.

Patients will undergo a health and dental evaluation, and then be provided with cleanings, fillings, root canals and extractions. Dentists and dental lab techs will also prepare ceramic crowns, dentures and flippers. More than $1 million in donated dental services will be provided to patients.

Dr. Jim Setterberg, a member of COMOM’s leadership team, said that it takes more than 1,000 volunteers to make the clinic possible, including nearly 200 dentists and 100 dental hygienists.

“Patients initially meet with a health and dental provider to assess their oral health concerns, and then proceed to a clinic de-

Colorado Mission of Mercy Free Dental Clinic October 4 & 5 Glenwood Springs High School, 1521 Grand Ave. Glenwood Springs

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Oral health affects whole body health. It can compromise nutrition, communication, self-esteem and a person’s ability to find employment.

Over the last 12 years, COMOM has transformed the lives of more than 15,000 patients and provided $13 million in donated dental care.

“This is a program that literally gives people something to smile about,” said Grand Junction dentist Dr. George Gatseos.

For more information, visit www. comom.org. ■

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By Karen Telleen-Lawton ong ago, a small-town banker saved his customers from finanPast cial ruin.

Edward Massey’s historical novel, “Telluride Promise,” is based on a Past Award Winner true story about Charles Waggoner, America’s Best Furniture Store a Telluride banker who saw disaster coming in 1929. His actions landed him in hot water, but he will forever be known as an American hero in the unremitting struggle to provide small investors a fair shake in the 4 Generations Serving Colorado financial sector.

308 Main St., Delta, CO (corner of 3rd and Main) “I had been watching what was 308 Main St., Delta, CO (corner of 3rd and Main) going on in the whole country and any damn fool could see the loans Store Hours: Mon.-Fri. 9:30 a.m. p.m.• Sat. • Sat. to 5:00 p.m.

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5:00 p.m. were too much, the credit was too shaky, and every month more banks were failing,” Waggoner recounted years later. “Those big banks were going to be unable…to give us back the money we put on deposit with them. I needed the money to give my depositors back their money.

It was better off in their mattress than in…any bank…for the next couple of years.”

After a futile request to Denver banks to give Bank of Telluride (BOT) a loan, Waggoner decided on a daring scheme. On August 30, 1929, he requested a colleague use special bank codes to telegram six New York banks. The telegrams requested that funds be deposited in the BOT account at the Chase National Bank in New York. After confirming the money had reached the account, he used certified checks to pay off his bank’s debt (as well as a personal loan). He then instructed an employee to issue certified checks to each customer.

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some matters for my bank and to help rescue my depositors from losses that they do not deserve to suffer. You will no doubt become involved in this matter, and I am sure I can count on you to defend the interests of the little people against the conscienceless Denver and New York banks…nothing would delight me more than to be a part of their downfall.”

Of course, Waggoner was right about the coming crash: the stock market plunge that began the Great Depression happened just two months later.

LEGISLATION TREPIDATION In the aftermath, Congress passed the 1933 Glass-Steagall Act, which included a provision restricting affiliation between banks and securities firms with the goal of protecting ordinary “riskless” savings accounts from higher-risk investments. The act also required banks to have federal deposit insurance.

At the time, consumer watchdog groups were almost non-existent.

Even so, they were no match for the relentless self-interest of the financial sector. In subsequent decades, the consumer protections established by Glass-Steagall Act were weakened with lax enforcement, lenient interpretations and loopholes.

The restrictions were finished off completely in 1999 when the Gramm–Leach–Bliley Act (GLBA) officially repealed these parts.

Banks, securities firms and insurance companies could once again cooperate and consolidate. They could even serve simultaneously as an officer, director, or employee of a securities firm and a member bank without being subject to conflict of interest prohibitions.

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Many believe the 2008 Great Recession could have been prevented if Glass-Steagall was operating with its original intent. The consolidations resulted in mega-financial institutions that were “too big to fail,” and had to be bailed out at great cost to the taxpayer and very little cost to those who were culpable. The U.S. Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission 2011 findings concluded that "the crisis was avoidable” and was caused by: • Widespread failures in financial regulation, including the Federal Reserve’s failure to stem the tide of toxic mortgages.

• Dramatic breakdowns in corporate governance including too many financial firms acting recklessly and taking on too much risk.

• An explosive mix of excessive borrowing and risk by households and Wall Street that put the financial system on a collision course with crisis.

• Key policy makers ill prepared for the crisis, lacking a full un-

derstanding of the financial system they oversaw.

• Systemic breaches in accountability and ethics at all levels.

THE BOTTOM LINE The bottom line in the industry known for the bottom line is this: It’s imperative that we elect representatives who have the strength and fortitude to stand up for consumers rather than be beholden to financial industry. There aren’t many Waggoners who will be willing to sacrifice for their bank customers.

As for his deed, Waggoner was sentenced to 15 years in prison. During the six years he served before being paroled, the Glass-Steagall Act become law. He never returned to Telluride, but the townspeople have not forgotten. A plaque is attached to the building that once housed the Bank of Telluride. It describes Waggoner as “the Robin Hood who stole from the rich to protect the people of Telluride.” ■

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Mountain States Ranch Rodeo Mountain States Ranch Rodeo Series, Colorado’s richest and fastest growing ranch rodeo series, is an annual celebration of America’s working cowboys, their families and the ranches they represent.

Watch them from 1-10 p.m. at the Montrose County Fairgrounds and Event Center. Tickets sold at the gate: adults $12, students $7, kids under 5 free. Call 901-8843 or visit www.mountainstatesranchrodeo. com.

SEPTEMBER 7 & 8

Pops in the Park The Valley Symphony Association kicks off its 49th season with two free “Pops in the Park” shows on Saturday in Cedaredge Town Park and Sunday at Riverbottom Park in Montrose. Performances start at 5 p.m.

SEPTEMBER 27

National Parks Marathon Project Bill Sycalik quit his corporate job to run 26 miles in each of America’s National Parks. Two years into the nearly-completed project, Bill shares his insight into making life changes and the importance of wilderness in our lives. Come hear Bill speak about his experiences at the Montrose Regional Library from 6:30-8 p.m.

SEPTEMBER 14

Variety Show for Seniors’ Pay It Forward Fund Enjoy a variety of entertainment for all ages from 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. at the Montrose Senior Center at the Golden Circle Seniors’ Variety Show. A barbecue dinner and dessert bar will be served at 11 a.m.

The show starts at noon. Cost is $5.

Proceeds benefit the Pay it Forward Fund, which supports the senior meal program at the Montrose Senior Center.

SEPTEMBER 14-15

Tribute to Aviation Returning to the Montrose Regional Airport for the fifth year, this free two-day public event starts at 9 a.m. and promotes aviation/aerospace, family fun and education.

Tribute to Aviation is an aircraft static display event featuring both military and civilian aircraft on display from around the country.

SEPTEMBER 19

Montrose-Delta BeaconFest The ninth annual Montrose-Delta BeaconFest Boomer & Senior Fair runs from 9 a.m.-2 p.m. at the Montrose Pavilion, 1800 Pavilion Drive. This year’s show features an exciting lineup of entertainment, free food, lively seminars and informational booths from more than 60 local vendors displaying their senior-related products and services. The best part: it’s free!

For more information about Montrose-Delta BeaconFest, call 243-8829 or visit www.

BeaconSeniorNews.com.

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Romp in the Rocks Romp in the Rocks is a 10-hour run and bike lap race for soloists, duos, or teams wishing to test their stamina riding, running or both on some of the best single track that Gunnison Valley has to offer. Cost is $100$350; all proceeds from Romp in the Rocks will benefit the gO Initiative programs. Both ride and run races start at 7 a.m. at Hartman Rocks Recreation Center in Gunnison. Register by October 3 at thegoinitiative. org/romp-in-the-rocks. ■

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Everly Brothers tribute The Everly Set, a tribute to the Everly Brothers, comes to the Performing Arts Center, 820 Grand Ave. in Delta, at 7 p.m. This concert is the season opener of the 20192020 Delta-Montrose Community Concert Association Concert Series. Season tickets will be available at the door for $45 for adults; $15 for students; or $95 for families.

Doors open at 6 p.m. Single admission tickets for this concert only are $20 for adults or $5 for students.

Visit www.deltamontroseconcerts. com or call 835-4480 for details.

OCTOBER 5

Montrose Oktoberfest This annual Oktoberfest brings the best beers of the Western Slope and beyond to downtown Montrose! Celebrate the 14th year of Oktoberfest with tastings from over 20 breweries, live music, festive food from food trucks and restaurants, and activities and crafts from local businesses and artisans. Gates open at 1 p.m. Tickets are $25 in advance, $30 at the gate. Proceeds support All Points Transit.

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SEPTEMBER 26

Fall Color Drive We will travel over Dallas Divide and onto Lizard Head Pass for a fall colors extravaganza! Meet at the senior center at 8 a.m. Cost is $21. Bring a sack lunch to eat at Trout Lake.

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Activities offered by the Montrose Recreation District To register for these programs, call the Montrose Recreation District at 249-7705 or visit www.montroserec.com.

EDUCATION Have lunch at noon and listen to educational presentations at 1 p.m. at the Montrose Senior Center.

Lunch is $5. Call 901-9914 the day before to make lunch reservation September 10 - Rock Art of the Paradox Valley Glade Hadden takes you through a picturesque journey of the ancient lives in Paradox valley through the rock carvings they left behind.

September 10 & 24 - Free Smart Phone help Marc Hitchcox answers your questions about your smartphone.

September 14 - Alive and Still Kickin’ Variety Show Enjoy great talent and good BBQ with all the fixings. Show starts at 11 a.m. with entertainment, barbershop choir, comedy skits and more.

Cost is $5.

September 16 - The History of Montrose Zilla May Brown traces the history of Montrose from the removal of the Ute Tribe to the development of the city and county of Montrose.

TRIPS & TOURS SEPTEMBER 19

Hike West Bench Trail Grand Mesa The trail runs along the west side of

Grand Mesa from Jumbo Reservoir to the area above the Powderhorn Ski Resort. This hike is 6 miles round trip with 254 feet in elevation gain. Meet at the senior center at 7:45 a.m. Cost is $19. Bring a sack lunch.

SEPTEMBER 21

Ouray and Ridgway Museum Tours Check out the 17 rooms in the Ouray County Ranch History Museum and learn about ranch and farm life from the 1880s until now. Next, tour Ridgway’s Railroad museum, and end at Second Chance Humane Society. Meet at the field house at 8:45 a.m. Cost is $26. Bring money for lunch.

SEPTEMBER 23

4-Wheel Drive Tour Alpine Scenic Jeep Tours is our guide as we take in the fall colors on Last Dollar Road and beyond!

Meet at the senior center at 7:45 a.m. Cost is $82. Bring a sack lunch.

SEPTEMBER 24

Gunnison Valley Observatory Join us for a private tour of the Grand Valley Observatory, which includes a classroom presentation in addition to viewing. Meet at the senior center at 3:45 p.m. Cost is $30. Bring money for lunch.

Tai Chi Chuan for Seniors Tai Chi Chuan is the perfect way to explore and experience the numerous benefits of Tai Chi no matter what shape you are in. This ancient and meditative practice of the yang-style 24-posture form is designed to build strength, improve health and flexibility, reduce stress, increase energy flow throughout your body, promote health and relax your mind. Routines are low impact with modifications taught for less flexible students. This safe and effective program is particularly designed for people age 55 and above. Class takes place from 11 a.m. to noon in the field house’s Summit Room. Cost is $118 for the session (September 30-November 6) or $13 to drop in.

TUESDAYS

Hatha Yoga Level 1 Perfect for those newer to exercise or as a complement to vigorous workouts, this class takes place from 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Field House Summit Room. Cost is $27 for the session (September 3-24), or $11 to drop in. Mats and props provided.

WEDNESDAYS

Folk Dancing No partner necessary. Learn three to four dances per session. Wear comfortable, smooth sole shoes.

Class is from 10:30-11:30 a.m. in the senior center’s dining room.

Cost is $40 per session (October 2-November 20) or $7 to drop in.

SEPTEMBER 4

Boomer Bicycling This class will increase your confidence and competence on the

road. Class features an indoor discussion on bicycle safety and rules of the road, tips for selecting the right gear, and practice bicycle handling and balance skills. Bring a bicycle and helmet. Class is from 9 a.m. to noon at the Senior Center Craft Room.

CHAIR YOGA

Chair yoga is designed to increase flexibility, improve balance and encourage mind-body integration through breath. Experience it live on the first and third Mondays in the Senior Center Dining Room.

Now offering recorded video classes on the second and fourth Mondays.

MUSIC & DANCE MONDAY NIGHT OUT

Enjoy a potluck, line dancing, Latin dancing and games from 4-8 p.m. the third Monday of the month.

Bring a dish to share. Cost is $2.

LATIN DANCING

Free Latin dancing in the senior center’s crafts room from 6:15-8 p.m. on the third Monday of each month.

LINE DANCING

Learn to line dance from 4-6 p.m. on the first and fourth Monday of the month, and 6-8 p.m. on the third Mondays. Cost is $2.

JAM SESSION/SING ALONG

Join us in the Senior Center crafts room from 4-6 p.m. Mondays if you play an instrument or sing. Each person gets a turn to lead a song and others play along.

GAMES GAMES AT THE SENIOR CENTER

Play Cribbage, Bunco, Billiards, Poker, Bingo, Bridge and more all month long. Games cost $1 to play.

For schedule, call 252-4884. ■

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Four Corners/One Book Program Six southwestern cities and their public libraries have joined forces to launch an annual regional reading program called “Four Corners/One Book” with the goal of promoting literacy, encouraging dialogue and building community through the shared experience of story. Community-wide reading programs promoting unity through literature have proliferated since the Washington Center for the Book pioneered the concept in 1989. The towns of Montrose, Cortez, Dolores, Mancos, Ignacio and Moab have selected “Church of the Graveyard Saints” by C. Joseph Greaves as the program’s inaugural title. Set in the Four Corners, Greaves tells the story of a young woman’s return to her small hometown only to discover that the oil and gas boom is threatening her family’s ranching heritage.

An author event will launch the program in Montrose at Maggie’s Books at 345 E. Main St. at 7 p.m. on September 23. The launch party will feature a meet-and-greet with author Chuck Greaves, book sales and signings, and a drawing for free copies of the book. Public book dis-

cussions and author talks are slated for January 2020. Learn more on Facebook @FourCornersOneBook.

42nd annual Applefest seeks vendors, participants There are limited vendor spots for the 2019 Applefest held October 5-6. This free event features live music on the park stage and over 250 vendors of art, crafts, wines and food. Applications are being accepted for the second annual Beer Stein Holding Contest on Saturday at 3 p.m. The entry fee is $20 per person, with a chance to win a case of hard cider from Snow Capped Cider. This year’s festival will feature an all-time favorite—an apple pie eating contest on Sunday at 1 p.m. The entry fee is $5 per contestant, with a chance to win $20 and the trophy. Applications can be found at www.Cedaredge Chamber.com, or by stopping by the chamber office at 245 W. Main St., Cedaredge. Call the office at 856-6961 with any questions.

Other festival events include: • October 3 - Chili Cook Off • October 5 - Applefest 5k, Beer Stein Holding Contest • October 5 - Apple Pie Eating Contest, Vintage Classic Motorcy-

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Western Slope concert series announces 2019-2020 seasonWestern Slope Concert Series gears up for its 21st season, with six concerts held at the Montrose Pavilion. Season tickets are $110 for gold seating, $85 for silver seating and $60 for bronze seating. Purchase tickets at www.western slopeconcertseries.org/tickets. This year’s lineup is as follows: • September 8 - The Art of Duo: Yumi Hwang-Williams, violin, and Hsing-Ay Hsu, piano • October 20 - Director’s Concert: Stephanie Mientka and Andrew Krimm, viola, with Arthur Houle, piano • J anuary 19 - Home Sweet Home: Love, Duty, Honor and Music of the Civil War •F ebruary 9 - Altius Quartet •M arch 8 - Patterson/Sutton Duo: Kim Patterson, cello, and Patrick Sutton, guitar • April 5 - Romantic Piano Trios: Sharon Park, violin; Matthew Zalkind, cello; and Hsiao Ling-Lin, piano Tickets available for Herb Alpert concert Don’t miss Herb Alpert at the Avalon Theatre on September 24 at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are available at

the Avalon’s box office, by calling 263-5757 or online through www. ticketmaster.com SUPPORT GROUPS • Delta Diabetes Group meets monthly from 2:30-3:30 p.m. on the second Mondays at Grand Mesa Oncology & Rheumatology’s Crag Crest room. For details, call 874-7681.

VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES • Sharing Ministries Food Bank seeks dedicated volunteers for three hours, one day a week.

Some lifting involved. Inquire at 49. First St. in Montrose. Call 240-8385.

• Senior CommUnity Meals needs volunteer delivery drivers and dining room helpers to help elderly citizens in Delta and Montrose counties. For details, visit www.seniorcommunitymeals.org or call 874-7662.

• Volunteer drivers are needed to deliver meals to low-income and frail seniors. Drivers’ backgrounds are checked and they must provide references. Call 249-8804.

• The Friends of Montrose Library is looking for volunteers to fill several open board positions.

Meetings are held once a month and include evaluating program funding, planning book sales and more. For details, call 846-5287.

• Museum of the West seeks volunteer tour guides to bring the past to life for visitors. Flexible schedule. Training provided.

Contact 240-3400 to schedule an interview.

• Foster Grandparents are needed in nonprofit school classrooms throughout Mesa and Delta Counties. No experience necessary. Patience, kindness and ability to follow directions are a must. Applicants must be 55 or older; those able to volunteer 9 hours per week or more and meet income requirements can receive $100-$400 per month in non-taxable stipends. Background check required. Call 298-9091 to apply.

CLUBS & ACTIVITIES Alpine Photography Club meets monthly at Colorado Mesa University’s Montrose Campus. For details, email apcmontroseco@gmail.com Black Canyon Barbershop Chorus is looking for those who want to sing four-part in an a cappella barbershop music style. Practices are from 7-8:30 p.m. Thursdays at the Olathe United Methodist Church. Call 216-3800.

Black Canyon Classics Car Club meets monthly on the first Tuesday. The club is open to all ages

interested in classic cars, street rods, trucks and other vehicles. For details, call 240-1881.

Citizens Climate Lobby meets at 6:30 p.m. Monday, September 9 at the Montrose Library’s meeting room. For more information, call 240-9146 or email montrose@ citizensclimatelobby.org.

Delta Hubwheelers Square Dance Club will have a regular dance on Saturday night, September 7 and 21, from 7-9 p.m., in the air-conditioned aerobics room of the Bill Heddles Recreation Center, 531 N. Palmer St., Delta. Dancer admission $6. Call 773-4495.

Montrose Elks host bingo at 6:30 p.m. Tuesdays at the Montrose Elks Lodge, 801 S. Hillcrest Dr. Montrose Neighborhood Watch meets monthly at 6 p.m. every third Tuesday of each month at the Centennial Meeting Room behind City Hall. New Watch Groups are formed and guest speakers alert us to safety issues. Contact Chris at 901-5876 for details.

Montrose Pavilion Dance Club hosts dances from 7:30-11 p.m. on the second and fourth Saturdays of the month at the Montrose Pavilion. Dancers of all ages are welcome. Bring a snack to share. Cost is $5. Call 252-7172. ■

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