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PL - Liverpool v West Ham, 20:00 Out of Fire - Heritage Malta, Valletta

Diego Dini Ciacci - Teatru Manoel, Valletta Souls and Spirit Creations National Museum of Fine Arts, Valletta

Rookies Music Marathon Rookies, Bugibba West Ham v Tottenham, 20:00

Kate Aldrich in Concert Teatru Manoel, Valletta Exhibition by Joe Debono Studio 7, B’Kara

EUROMED Malta Championship - Mellieha Bay Collective Art Exhibition Art Academy, Mosta (until December 31)

Live Crib - Ghajnsielem, Gozo Photographic Nudes - SJCav, Valletta (until December 31) Monday Ovation - Phoenicia Hotel, Floriana

Everton v Chelsea, 20:00 The Remarkable Vogage of Sinbad - MFCC, Ta’ Qali Jack and the Beanstalk Teatru Manoel , Valletta

The Remarkable Vogage of Sinbad - MFCC, Ta’ Qali Jack and the Beanstalk Teatru Manoel , Valletta

Jack and the Beanstalk Teatru Manoel , Valletta The Remarkable Vogage of Sinbad - MFCC, Ta’ Qali

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Elements - Salesians Theatre, Sliema Contemporary Art - Racecource Street, Marsa (until December 31)

Omaggio a Malta - Italian Cultrual Institute, Valletta (until 31 December) Musical Tidings - Attard Parish Church

UEFA CL - Lyon v Bayern Munich UEFA CL - Real Madrid v Zenit St Petersburg Live Crib - Ghajnsielem, Gozo

EUROMED Malta Championship - Mellieha Bay Christmas Carol Evening Phoenicia, Floriana

EUROMED Malta Championship - Mellieha Bay Santa Claus Circus - Floriana

Christmas Eve Party - Rookies, Bugibba The Gathering (JJoy) - Sky Club, Paceville Charged - Sky Club, PV

The Remarkable Vogage of Sinbad - MFCC, Ta’ Qali Live Crib - Xaghra, Gozo

Nicky Gravino & 6th Simfoni Rookies, Bugibba Pink Panther - Gianpula Royal Bass - Clique, Paceville Pure Ruby Classics - MFCC

Part 4 Visit the Hypogeum temple.

Rosa Ensembla plays BigLife Hi - MITP, Valletta Cindirella - Centenary Theatre, Kappara Ozzylino - Rookies, Bugibba

Bay Music Awards - Bay Arena Chasing Pandora - PlayRock, Paceville Contemporary Icons - SJ Cav, Valletta (until 25 January)

It-Tlett Muskettieri - Catholic Institute, Floriana

EUROMED Malta Championship - Mellieha Bay Vanity Fridays - Club V5

Areola Treat - Rookies, Bugibba Chelsea v West Brom, 13:00 Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 High School Musical - MCC, Vlt

Shiloo’s Tree - Rookies, Bugibba Reflex 80s - Gianpula, Rabat Apparat - Liquid Club, SGwann Virtual Confinement - SJCav Miss Roberta - Sky Club, PV

Yell Calendar Launch @ Fabric Ryan’s St Julian’s Rookies Music Marathon Rookies, Bugibba Carols by Candlelight - Victoria

Black Christmas Party featuring Siberia and Shattered Pride Rookies, Bugibba Man Utd v Wigan, 15:00 Statix - Cabanas , Paceville

Chasing Pandora - PlayRock

Juventus v Milan 23:30

Musical Tidings - Attard Parish Church KYT Festival of Youth Theatre SJCav, Valletta

Arsenal v Liverpool, 16:00 EUROMED Malta Championship - Mellieha Bay Christmas with Musicals - Oratory Don Bosco, Victoria

Fulham v Chelsea, 14:00 Newcastle v Liverpool, 12:00 High School Musical - MCC, Vlt Jack and the Beanstalk Teatru Manoel , Valletta

It-Tlett Muskettieri - Catholic Institute, Floriana Barney Live! - The City Theatre The Advent - Chapters , PV

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Mythical Beatles track soon to be released? Paul McCartney has revealed that ‘Carnival of Light’ – a quasi-mythical 14 minute song by the Beatles – does exist and the time is ripe for its release. Recorded back in 1967, the experimental track never saw the light of day as the band thought it was too weird for the time. McCartney said that 41 years later, it may no longer be the case. “The time has come for it to get its moment,” McCartney told the BBC. “I like it because it’s The Beatles free, going off piste. I said all I want you to do is just wander around all the stuff, bang it, shout, play it, it doesn’t need to make any sense. “Hit a drum then wander on to the piano, hit a few notes, just wander around. So that’s what we did and then put a bit of an echo on it. It’s very free.” The release is subject to agreement by Ringo Starr and John Lennon’s and George Harrison’s estates, which is far from a given as the band had already vetoed against McCartney’s wish to include the track in the Beatles Anthology. If it is released any time soon, ‘Carnival of Light’ is likely to become the first track by the Beatles to be available for legal on-line download.

Aniston slams Jolie in bruising interview Jennifer Aniston’s declarations against Angelina Jolie, the “uncool” husband thief, have Brad Pitt hot under the collar. Brad’s “totally thrown” that Jennifer hasn’t been able to move on said a source close to Brad in reaction to Aniston’s Vogue interview, where she lashed-out against Jolie. “There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening,” Aniston had said to Vogue. “I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.” The whole saga had started back in a 2004, in a New York Times interview where Jolie had declared she fellin love with Brad at the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Jolie’s indecorous ‘joy of going to work’ comments came some time later in another Vogue interview. When asked if she still speaks to Pitt, Aniston said that they exchange “a few very kind hellos ... and congratulations on your babies.” Then Jolie or one of the six children butts in, we would imagine.

Britney trounces Coldplay in Euro Music Awards The MTV Euro music awards voted Britney Spears’ ‘Blackout’ as album of the year, leaving favourites Coldplay empty handed. Spears also won the award for ‘Best act in 2008’, in a night which highlighted MTV’s allegiance to teen pop sensations. Set in Liverpool’s Echo Arena, the night kicked off with a performance by Kate Perry, who later scooped up the award for ‘Best new act’. Pink – who scooped the ‘Most addictive track award’ with ‘So What’ – also performed during the event, as did Beyonce (cough Sasha Fierce). Rick Astley – of ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ fame – provided the comic moment of the night as, in absentia, he won the award for ‘Best Act Ever’. Yes ever. The bizarre online poll decision was fuelled by a year old on-line viral campaign in which an estimated 25million people were tricked, through fake internet links, into watching the video for ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’. German teen rockers Tokio Hotel won the ‘Best live band’ award, beating the likes of Metalica and the Cure. Amidst the teen phantasmagoria, there was also a lifetime achievement award for Paul McCartney, who, in spite of being in his home-town, must have felt a touch out of place.

Pixar’s new project is ‘Up’

Jack White said that, as soon as he’s up and running from his slip disk, he’ll team with the ‘Incredible Sulk’ himself Thom Yorke. “We’ve known ourselves for a long time,” said White. “Nevertheless, the doctors have indicated me rest by two months. In return, I have been able to write much material.” No one knows what to make of the move after the less than successful Alicia Keys James Bond effort. But in his defense – as Loretta Lynn, the Raconteurs or the Electric Six could testify – White has has a knack of getting the best out of his mates.

Bruce Springsteen confirms new album Bruce Springsteen has declared he will come back early next year with his 16th studio album. The January release of ‘Working on a Dream’ was confirmed, with excerpts from the title track previewed during the half time segment of NBC’s coverage of the American football game between the Washington Redskins and the Dallas Cowboys. ‘The boss’ will play some of the new tracks live on Feb. 1, as part of the Super Bowl XLIII half time show in Tampa, said music site Billboard.

Pixar’s latest major studio project is ‘Up’ – a comic adventure about a 78-year-old explorer. Kate Moss flips at Pete Docter (of Monsters Inc.) is in charge boyfriend’s ‘treasure’ of directing the movie. He faces the pressure of Super model Kate Moss is back succeeding Wall-E – a movie widely described in the headlines, this time after a as Pixar’s finest. dispute with boyfriend Jamie Hince of the Kills. What we’ve seen so far sounds tantalzing The Sun reported that Moss went crazy and, although it won’t be out before summer after she found a creepy blood vial Hince had 2009, we’re already looking forward. stashed-away to remember his ex-girlfriend. The plot centres on Carl Frederickson – the She also found a parcel containing a bottle of 78-year old who spent his life dreaming of love letters from Sharin Foo – the frontwoman exploring the globe. Frederickson turns his to the Raveonettes. home into a flying a flying house by attaching “He was obsessed with Sharin and kept thousands of small party balloons but his the vial and letters,” said Jamie, a good friend of transatlantic voyage takes an unexpected Hince’s. twist when he meets Russel – an eight year Supermodel Kate Moss is currently promoting her Christmas old wilderness Explorer who is caught in collection which debuted at Topshop to great public enthusiasm. Fredrickson’s air-bound house. Disney says that “Up takes audiences Beyonce begs for Wonder Woman role on a thrilling journey where the unlikely Beyonce Knowles has set her heart on playing ‘Wonder pair encounters wild terrain, unexpected Woman’ in the full length movie set for 2011. villains and jungle creatures.” “I want to do a superhero movie and what would be better than It is scheduled to be released on June Wonder Woman?” she told the LA Times. 12 2009. “And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It’s time for that, right?” The pop star has already acted in Austin Powers Goldmember and The Pink Panther, but the comic hero role is bound to be a different experience. “After doing these roles that were so emotional I was thinking to myself: ‘OK, I need to be a superhero,’” Beyonce said. “Although, when you think about the psychology of the heroes in the films these days, they are still a lot of work, of course, and emotion. But there’s also an action element that I would enjoy.”

Winehouse working on new album She’s battling the heroin and cocaine demons, struggling with a recurring chest infection and dealing with unflinching media attention. But Amy Winehouse has also been working on a number of demos which will form the blue-print for her third studio album. News is in that Winehouse is taking her time tinkering with the fresh material in the studio and, according to her manager Lucian Grange, the first indications are very positive. “I’ve heard some demos and I’ve heard some simple acoustic songs that she’s played me in my office on acoustic guitar, and what I’ve heard has been sensational,” he said to BBC 6Music. According to internet reports, she has also set her heart on learning the drums, and she’s spending time sketching and drawing in peace. Hopefully, it won’t be long before she’s back making the headlines for her art and music, rather than lifestyle.

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Don’t miss this year’s Rookies Music Marathon which is being held on December 7, 8 and 13 at Rookies, Bugibba. Proceeds from the marathon will go in aid of Richmond Foundation – a charity providing community rehabilitation and support services for people with mental health difficulties, as well as a charity which helps in Brazil. The marathon runs from 6p.m. to midnight on December 7 and 13, and from 1p.m. to midnight on December 8, with both well established and new bands playing live. Among the more well known bands to entertain the crowds expect Metroqueen, Uncharted, 6th Simfoni and new band Dolls for Idols on Sunday 7th. Cable 35, Red Electric, Eve Ransom, Areola Treat and drag rock band Virginia Queens will be the highlights on Monday 8th, while BNI, Indigo, Airport Impressions and Jasper Ejrup from Denmark will all be playing on the 13th. Entrance is free however donations are very much appreciated as they will go towards strengthening these two deserving charities and helping many people in the process.

NCH U A L M U B L A MB A REAL BO Two years are a long time in the music scene but – of those who had attended – few could have forgotten the Brikkuni performances of yore. Granted, a bare-chested (frontman) Mario Vella is a tough image to exorcise but, it was the music and powerful rendition which people raved about for months on end. For this album launch, the Brikkuni line-up changed substantially but this did not dampen expectations. By calling themselves “the most erratic, shambolic yet visionary of local bands past, present and future,” the band added more fuel to the fire. A bad showing would have had the crowd calling for their heads. But from the word-go, it was easy to see what the fuss is about. Mario – heavy beard, rotund shape, grating voice and all – has a stage presence unlike any other. Whether he’s singing about Mgarr lesbians, Eileen Montesin or shit art installations, he’s flippant and menacing – seemingly just a whisper away from throwing a tantrum. Under the new line-up, the Brikkuni sound has matured to a rich palette. Whether it’s Micheal Galea’s RingoStaresque drumming, Dajneli’s keyboard creativity, Matthew’s shimmering guitar, or Flambo’s spot on bass, it’s quality all around from faces much familiar to the Alternative scene. And what’s to say about the support musicians? It’s their sterling works which brings something like Willie Vassallo – a

self confessed Sergio Leone soundtrack rip-off – to life. Brikkuni thrive on momentum. Track by track, they sounded sharper, and gradually, they worked the often laconic indie crowd to their hands. When approaching the finale, an unexpected twist took some of the wind out of their sails. The band had their instruments unplugged and a voice instructed everyone to leave the establishment. Bomb Scare! The band’s reaction was largely unprintable but in no time, the crowd was sipping beer in the parking lot, while a policeman ‘searched’ the establishment lit-cigarette in mouth. It was a mild annoyance at worst, but the whole cermony could have easily upset their rhythm. Much to their credit, Brikkuni stormed back with a memorable second half performance that included four encores that worked the crowd to a frenzy. “Dan biex nurukom li ahna l-ahjar band li qatt imxiet fuq wicc Malta,” said Mario at one point towards the end. His tone and expression revealed that it was a tongue firmly in cheek comment, only just there and then, one could have even believed him. It’s just that one performance every two years is not enough to judge by is it?

YELL FOR L-ISTRINA. This year’s edition will hit us on the December 27 2008 and should be a one of a kind event. L-Istrina provides indispensable support to countless Philantropic institutions among which are the Malta Community Chest fund, The Malta Hospice Movement, Oasi Centre, Casa Leone and several others that assist many suffering from dilabittating illnesses, drug abuse and social ailments, seeing them and their families through the hardest of times. The organisers propose to offer ‘L-Istrina with a difference’ and to this end a number of activities involving personalities from all walks of life are being prepared. Competition and spectacle will be the order of the day at this years L-Istrina together with record breaking attempts in various fields.

On December 13, a parade of all sorts will strike Valletta. Anyone and everyone is invited. The parade along with street theatre and various human statues through the streets of Valletta will launch the supporting auction and raise awareness on L-Istrina` s cause. It is vital that we all understand that behind all the fun and games is a real opportunity to help those in need. Beyond mundane concerns such as bill-paying and gift-buying, making a small, one time donation is perfectly in tune with the spirit that nourishes Christmas.

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On December 5, the Rosa Ensemble – a small Dutch electro to acoustic formation – present their new program: BigLifeHi at the MITP, Valletta. Rosa plays the music of Verdi, Martijn Padding, Wilbert Bulsink, Daniel Cross and Jeroen Kimman to concoct a show of poetic and experimental inspirations. Rosa’s music was compared to the experimental work of Sonic Youth, Radiohead and Frank Zappa. Maltese percussionist Renzo Spiteri will form part of the show with a piece especially composed for the evening. PlayRock – a new Paceville music venue aiming – welcomes Chasing Pandora to perform on December 27. Melissa and Keith will be live and acoustic, playing songs from their ‘Mocking The Mockingbird’ album and their EPs. They will also perform new songs live for the first time.

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collaging is excellent and the result is a lean and memorable piece of high octane live music. As for special features, there’s a rather vapid documentary commentary by Tiga and a quite good 11 minute mini-documentary about the live show. However, the best ‘bonus’ is the accompanying audio CD of a live show – pure headphone hedonism. The ‘Part of the Weekend Never Dies’ DVD just works. It’s interesting, eye catching and captures one of the hardest working bands in the business. Without doubt the closest thing to experiencing Soulwax live in flesh.

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Soulwax took me completely by surprise. Who would have guessed that the guitar pop band from Ghent would change the face of dance twice-over? They were the ones to pioneer the mash up genre under the 2 Many Dj’s guise. Later, by remixing and re-recording their 2004 album ‘Any Minute Now’, they bridged indie to dance under the name Nite Versions. Add that to their live show Radio Soulwax – which includes Soulwax, 2 many dj’s, Nite Versions and touring mates – and you have a very confusing heap of side projects. This DVD does a great job of making sense of it all. For starters, it clears the whole Radio Soulwax - Nite Versions polemics by showing a cohesive portrait of the whole Radio Soulwax show. Not only that – there’s also a documentary which focuses on Soulwax and the way they cope with the rock and roll lifestyle. In theory this sounds like a disaster – I mean Soulwax aren’t exactly the most exciting band in the universe. Let’s face it, the possibility of descending into the drugs, girls and sweaty guys waving their arms cliché is high. Thankfully, despite the obligatory share of drugged girls and sweaty guys, the documentary includes loads of fantastic interviews with people who give fresh insights in the band. It is also beautifully filmed. I have a soft spot for eyecatching scenes and there are plenty of those here. Director Saam Farahmand does a wonderful editing job, capturing every perfect moment, from live performances to interviews. The second part of the DVD consists of a 55 minute performance of Nite Versions, edited from 120 shows. The

5th. MITP 5th. Club V5 5th. Qube 6th. Ryan’s 6th. Gianpula 6th. Liquid Club 6th. Sky Club 7th. Rookies 7th. Rookies 7th. Sky Club 7th. Bay Arena 8th. Rookies 12th. PlayRock 12th. Bay Arena 12th. Sky Club 13th. Ryan’s 13th. Rookies 13th. Sky Club 13th. Matrix 13th. The Fortress 20th. Cabanas Night Club 24th. Sky Club 24th. Rookies 24th. Axis 26th. Rookies 27th. PlayRock 27th. Chapters Club 31th. Gianpula 31th. Rookies 31th. Clique Club

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It seems that every time critics declare that nu-rave is dead, an album pops up to redefine the genre. The first time this happened was in March, when Australian duo Cut/Copy improved on a generic debut and released a first class second album. History is repeating itself with Metronomy’s sophomore release – an unexpected knockout. In 2006, Joseph Mount (aka Metronomy) released his debut Pip Paine. It was good, not great and I listened to it a few times, and even danced to a couple of tracks. It didn’t stick. Now comes this – an album which brought Metronomy two new recruits for an expanded sound which, for the first time, includes vocals. The album impresses through its digressing nature, as it’s chock full of little tricks which throw the listener off course. The first prank starts the second you press play. Mount begins with mournful, rubbery sounding horns which dominate for a good few minutes, until the horns start to disappear, to be replaced by keyboards and synths which weave themselves in before bowing out to a flurry of harmonicas and ska-ish beats. It’s six minutes long and stretched over two tracks. Not only did ‘Nights Out’ start with one fake misleading introduction, but it’s merged with another wayward one. The album proper begins with single ‘Radio Ladio’ which sets the tone for the rest of the record – a mash of looping bass-lines, stinky synthesizers and deadpan vocals. On the surface it seems simple but beneath, there’s a very complex sound, infused with melodies from dozens of instruments which have their place in the mix. Like Simian Mobile Disco’s debut, ‘Nights Out’ is a flexible album which can be enjoyed anywhere. ‘Hearbreaker’ or ‘Holiday’ will work on a club night, but even in the comfort of the living room sofa. The music is anything but predictable, but it’s tuneful, easily absorbed and appreciable in a couple of spins. By the time the albums ends, the band throws the last curveball with closing track ‘Nights’, which is performed entirely on an acoustic guitar. It is the ultimate comedown track to a record dominated by electronic sounds. It’s not the best track on the album but it works beautifully. It’s very rare for an artist to follow-up a good debut with an even better sophomore, but Metronomy have pulled it off. In the future ‘Nights Out’ will be looked very highly upon.

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TV ON THE RADIO DEAR SCIENCE (2008) RECORD LABEL: 4AD

By now you’ve probably read all the reviews, blogs, quotes and everything else about TV on the Radio’s third release. And yes, ‘Dear Science’ IS a fantastic album and their best record to date. If TV on the Radio have been showing potential ever since the monumental 2003 ‘Young Liars’ e.p., now they’ve fulfilled every ounce of it. But why is everyone turning into a dribbling monster at the mere mention of this album? What is the magic secret? Has the band created an even grander wall of sound that the one on ‘Return to Cookie Mountain’? Have they gone techno? What is it? What makes Dear Science so appealing is that producer and band member Dave Sitek whittled the sound back to basics. No more hazy back drops or distorted instruments. Everything is as clear as a bell. However the record still has that trademark TVOTR (as they are known the trade) Dance, punk, hip-hop, to full on South African funk mélange. The experimentation is still there but it’s presented in a more accessible manner. It seems that lyrically the band has grown-up. Sure, love figures as usual but there seems to be a newfound paranoia and aversion to 21st century technology. Although this isn’t blatantly explicit, most of the songs seem to lament a type of love lost in our society. Want references? I suggest‘Stork & Owl’, ‘DLZ’ or ‘Crying’. To spout a cliché, it’s the same trick Radiohead pulled off 11 years ago with ‘Ok Computer’. Many bands have tried to capture this sentiment (Bloc Party comes to mind) but none of them have really managed. TVOTR pulled it off and put an original spin on the theme as well. The centerpiece and album summation is found in first single ‘Golden Age’. In the band’s own words, it is an attempt to create a utopian ideal within the structure of a pop song. Personally, I only half agree with that. The utopian ideal is there, but as for the song being pop… It’s only pop in TVOTR terms. Best described as a prince-like funk number that erupts into a Everest size chorus, it is the catchiest song of the band’s repertoire and a sign that they are capable of pulling off the most extreme of stunts. They are the first group to truly honour his Purpleness and get it right. Along with ‘Ok Computer’, I can see a homage to that other society conscious album: ‘Sign O the Times’. It’s the detail that never ceases to amaze me in TVOTR’s music. For example, a Beach Boys ‘Don’t Worry Baby’ creeps in beautifully during ‘Family Tree’, and in ‘DLZ’ there’s a melodic whistle which unfurls unobtrusively. ‘Dear Science’ ends on the raunchy note of ‘Lover’s Day’ – a track which has TVOTR release the inner caveman. It’s a huge phallic track book-ended by a brass band that sounds oddly Disney-like. Maybe after all the wars and computers a good shag is the ideal solution. Who knows? All I can say is that Dear Science is a magnificent love/ hate letter to this decade which ends on the hippy ideal that ‘all you need is love’.

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Twelve months, 13 students, countless hours of planning, sketching in advance, shooting and editing… What goes into the making of 12 photographs? Skip the back breaking hours behind a piece and a good few nights bent double on post production, it’s been a great ride.

few - we’ll leave you to guess which). All the studio shots required heavy editing to in context of the month’s subject once the shot was over. We have taken three of photographer Richard’s camera shots to compare to the final product, on which designer Matt worked his magic.

Popular vote took care of possibly the hardest choice – talent. Once we had that sorted out, it was time to wreck our brains to plan each month’s theme with sketched images of what was to come. Most of the photos were shot inside the studio (with the exception of a

Thea Saliba

For this shoot we just needed red dress. After shooting a few shots with Thea standing up, we decided to try out a different pose, with her sitting on the floor holding the roses in her hands. The lights were toned down to a single soft box from the left to create the dramatic shadow on her face. These accentuated the contours of her face and created a heavy mood. Once the shot was chosen, Matthew removed all references to the studio environment, and created a silk background for a special look. He also added more roses and petals around Thea.

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Daphne managed to find an hour in her busy medical student life to turn up at our studio on a Sunday morning. Using natural light from a north facing window and a golden reflector, we tried to give Daphne’s face a nice glow. Once the shot was sorted, Matt started work to add a bit of Brrr to the photo, and with a wintry scene in the background and some snowy illustrations, we think he pulled it off.

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Photography in December by Richard Muscat Azzopardi

photos@muscatazzopardi.com Christmas is the obvious candidate for December. The entire country is decorated for the festive season – inside and outside – so it would be close to impossible to shoot anything without Christmas creeping in. Which is not necessarily a bad thing as one of the biggest lessons in photography is to work with what you’ve got. This applies to equipment, your models and locations. Try and think outside the box to come up with original ideas and perspectives – all the colours and lights around should give you plenty of room for experiment.

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At this time of year we are inundated with Christmassy objects so might as well make the best out of them. Find the little things which make this season recognisable and look for new angles for defamiliarization. You will probably be shooting in low light as, at this time of year many days are wet. Keep a steady hand and, if possible, look for support when shooting. A tabletop tripod or beanbag

will usually do the trick. Keep the Macro setting of your camera in mind – it can give you a completely new perspective on objects. Most point and shoot cameras have a macro option, so it’s the perfect opportunity to try it out. On D-SLRs you’ll need a lens with a macro option but, if you look hard enough, there are affordable ones around.

Travel shots

The Christmas holidays are traditional travelling periods, so don’t forget to take your camera along. Tourism and photos go hand in hand but, many take photos with very little though about the end result. Keep in mind the Christmas spirit and, with a little care and some tips, you can get fantastic results. We are all used to seeing photos of landmarks but, taking photos when they are decorated for the holiday season will give you the edge. It’s good to look for contrast and remember that clashing subjects can make photos intriguing.

David Aquilina of Ghargur is the winner of November’s competition, which had sorrow as a theme. He has won a fabulous 3 man Tent from Aztec.

n ed o i m t i e o t t h e o T Ph mp Co Christmas & Malta's Winter While the main story this month is about Christmas scenes we’ve decided to make the competition slightly wider since you’ll probably be stuffing your faces over the Christmas period. Malta’s winter is probably one of the best periods to shoot outdoor even though we’ll be accepting shots taken indoor with a Christmas theme (as per the article). Send us your best shots on info@yellmalta.com by the 19th January make sure to write

“December Photography Competition” in the subject line.

This month you can win

News Snippets: Olympus Announce E30 Olympus announced the new E-30 Digital SLR in November. This new mid-range camera will be available as of January 2009, and Olympus has promised a host of brand innovations. First off, it will have live view which allows the composition of shots through

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the camera’s LCD screen. This also meant that Olympus could fit a 2.7” swivelling screen on to capture low on the ground or high above without breaking your neck. Moving onto specifications, the camera will feature a 12MP MOS sensor, image stabilisation, 5fps continuous shooting and maximum shutter speed of 1/8000th of a second. Olympus also introduced six art filters. In their own words these “use different settings to create incredible photographic effects that would otherwise require additional lenses, filters or complex editing.”

If you are a photographer who is planning an exhibition or activity or if you think Yell should be interested in showcasing some of your photography, do not hesitate to get in touch with the section’s editor - Richard on richard@yellmalta.com.

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Tech Windows 7 Leaks as Torrent

Microsoft announced Windows 7 at the end of last month, but on Pirate Bay, the new version of Windows is already up for download. The pre-beta version was probably leaked by developers who attended Microsoft’s Professional Developers Conference were the software behemoth handed out official pre-beta copies. Critics have touted the new version as a fixed ‘Vista light’ as most of the improvements – like the swifter start-up, lower system requirements, and a laxer security warning system – are small and incremental. The major innovation will be compatibility to touchscreen monitors which could provide alternative input to the mouse. Microsoft thinks that if the technology catches up, we’ll be prodding our monitors, much as we prod our iPhones. The OS is available in 32-bit and 64-bit versions, weighing in at 2.72Gig and 3.36Gig respectively. Both versions are yet to be publicly tested, so beta downloaders are likely to face a number of bugs. Windows 7 is expected to launch in 2010.

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The first Maltese gaming store online

Maltese gamers have something to cheer about as Lootbucket – Malta’s first online gaming store – has launched to a growing user base. Gamers of any platform can register free and trade new and used games, as well as related gear. A number of inbuilt features – such as instant SMS notification, Flickr integration and RSS feeds – help facilitate transactions between users. There is also a seller trust and reputation rating which is based on actual buyer feedback. The credit system is recognized by Paypal and allows users to list products in exchange for bought credits. Lootbucket can be tried and tested at www.lootbucket.com .

Microsoft to launch anti-facebook

Microsoft wants a finger in every pie and now, by transforming the Windows Live web services into a social networking site, it’s moving into Facebook territory. The new service will include photo sharing and integration with 50 other communities, including Flickr, LinkedIn, Pandora, Photobucket, Twitter, WordPress and Yelp. Although breaking the Facebook and MySpace dominance will be difficult, Microsoft is expected to gain a head start by exploiting the 268 million users of their messenger service.

AVG anti-virus asks users to delete system file

AVG’s reputation as AVG Antivirus Not iﬁcation one of the better free anti-virus program Do you want to delete makers took a hit after ﬁle user32.dll? a program update they released wrecked havoc OK on a large number of Windows XP systems. Users who installed the recommended update were given a false virus alarm and instructed to delete file ‘user32.dll’ – a critical system file which AVG misdiagnosed as a trojan. Those who followed the software’s advice to quarantine or delete (AVG uses the word ‘heal’) the infected file had their PCs stuck in a cycle of reboots, which users could only stop by using the Windows installation CD. Those without a CD were stuck in a rut until AVG provided a utility fix. Most Maltese users were spared as the problematic update affected AVG 7.5 and 8 in the Dutch, French, Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish language versions.

Barack Obama stars in online game

Fresh from winning the election, Barack Obama now has his own on-line game: a retro Super Mario style 2D platformer called Super Obama World. The running and bouncing Obama collects American flags and battles a wide assortment of enemies, including lobbyists, lipstickwearing pit bulls and, in the last level, Sarah Palin herself in a snow machine.

Website of the month: [[skydrive.live.com skydrive.live.com ]

Why pay for on-line storage when you can get it free? Microsoft will soon increase its free SkyDrive storage space from five to 25 gigabytes. By default, users can only upload five files at a time, but there is an ActiveX download which allows drag-and-drop uploads through a browser. At this stage, the 50mb file size limit remains a potential drawback, but other websites – such as Mozy.com – offer free space with no file size limit.

News in Brief

TOTAL MOBILE Discover the latest in mobile technology at Total Mobile Zebbug, and now also by shopping on-line through www.totalmobilemalta.com, which guarantees the best prices on this island. Total Mobile is offering over 200 mobile models by top brands, numerous branded accessories, MP3s and MP4s, accompanied by a selection of top-of-the-range digital cameras. Total Mobile also acts as sub-agent for Vodafone and Go Mobile. Also operating under same management are What Mobile in Brikirkara and New Mobile in Naxxar, with a fully equipped Express repair centre Opening hours for December:

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China labels internet addiction a clinical disorder.

Earphones a pacemaker menace

Having released its first diagnostic definition, China will classify internet addiction as a clinical mental disorder as early as next year. The new diagnostic definition has already been used in court in the case of 22-year-old Hu Ange from the Sichuan Province who pleaded insanity through internet addiction for poisoning both his parents with rodenticide to spend their money on on-line games.

Portable MP3 players can cause dangerous interference with pacemakers and defibrillators a recent study announced at the American Heart Association Conference revealed. The problem stems from the earphones that contain a magnetic substance called neodymium. According to the study, users are perfectly safe if they keep earphones at least 3cm away from the skin surface of the area where the device is implanted.

Gmail gets video

Red Alert 3 CD-Key Fiasco

Users of Google mail will now be able to speak to each other through microphone and webcam thanks to a new service expected to boost the mail’s popularity. Although Gmail has shot to 113million users, it is still a distant third behind Hotmail, which boasts 283million, and Yahoo with 274million.

The launch of Red Alert 3 was plagued by a printing problem which resulted in a percentage of the first run manuals to be printed without the last digit of the CD key. EA asked users to contact customer care, or better just guess the last digit. “There is a maximum of 36 possible entries, so it’s likely you’ll hit the correct number or letter before then,” said their Website.

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Sty polerts

By Nicole Cuschieri

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Nick Knight, the British photographer and director of ‘showstudio. com’ has just launched an acclaimed fashion shoot for the December Vogue, starring Lily and Jourdan. Knight is famed for his unique and experimental vision. His capacity to create his own extraordinary fashion fantasy confronts all conventions of fashion photography. His clients over the years include Alexander McQueen, Calvin Klein, Christian Dior, Levi Strauss and Yves Saint Laurent. In November 2000, Knight launched ‘showstudio.com’, an online fashion broadcasting company committed to breaking new ground with experimental interactive projects, films and live performances. Through ‘showstudio.com, Knight has collaborated with influential cultural figures like Björk, Boy George, Kate Moss, John Galliano, Leigh Bowery and Antony & the Johnsons. Knight has won numerous awards for his editorial work for Vogue, Dazed & Confused, i-D, The Face and many other established magazines.

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COLOURS for Autumn / Winter AUTUMN/ WINTER

It’s also about shape. Many designers have aimed their spotlight on the waist. Jackets, dresses and skirts have been carved to shape the natural womanly curves into a stylish new silhouette. Coats have been contoured and sculpted, with bell sleeves and stand away collars. You can wear these new shapes loosely or simply add a belt to create your own look.

Autumn Winter 2008/9 is all about making a statement. That means statement coats, statement fabrics, statement heels, statement shoulders, statement jewellery and... statement hair!

Tomato red is definitely a hot colour for winter. Look out for rich autumn colours, inky midnight blues and burnt earth tones. In contrast to the autumnal hues, winter white and ice cream colour palettes have been favoured by some designers. And there are many more colours on the runway, like mushroom, warm chocolate, dusty pink, rose petal, rich aubergine, olive, midnight sapphire, gunmetal grey, slate blue and deepest kingfisher teal.

City life fashion takes a trip to the countryside, with designers going mad with plaid and tweed. This autumn we`ll be seeing a fusion of military, soft gothic and medieval themes on the street wardrobe. Just take your pick!

The good news is there seems to be a fashion hue to suit every woman in the 2008/9 autumn fashion palette – so go and enjoy your colour quest!

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1. Accessories trends are also about making a statement – think big, bold and beautiful. 2. The more popular accessories of this season have to be the five pointed star necklace and the chunky meteorite gemstones. A colourful plastic necklace also makes a playful and stylish fashion statement. Multi string beads and pearls will add that extra touch of glamour to your New Year’s Eve outfit. 3. This season your waist is going to be the centre of attraction, so make sure to fill your wardrobe with plenty of slick, stylish belts.

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FOOTBALL IN DECEMBER

FOOTBALL IN DECEMBER What will you be doing on December 14? We’ll be on our sofas, eating nuts and watching Barcelona - Real Madrid. And when that’s over, we’ll wait a couple of hours for Juventus - Milan. Then we’ll light a candle to the football deities.

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PREMIERSHIP LEAGUE Arsenal and Liverpool have had contrasting fortunes this season. By their standards, Arsenal are having a shoddy campaign, while Liverpool are soaring at the very top. Theo Walcott’s long term injury aggravates a problematic situation, and with repeated

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21 DEC - Arsenal vs. Liverpool reports of rows between the players, things are not looking rosy for Wenger and his lads. Nevertheless, on song they are still capable of playing some of the most attractive football in Europe, and in front of their home crowd, pretty much anything can happen.

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06 DEC - Lazio vs. Inter

10 DEC - Lyon vs. Bayern Munich

14 DEC - Barcelona vs. Real Madrid

Lazio may not be title hopefuls this year, but they are odds on to land a Champions league spot. For any chance of points against Inter, they will need to stop a top form Zlatan Ibrahimovic who is firing them in left, right and centre. But with strikers like Tommas Rocchi and Goran Pandev, home-playing Lazio have more than enough venom to strike back and an upset is not

Bayern Munich have hardly set the Bundesliga afire this season, and despite the presence of Ribery, Klose, Toni and Schweinsteiger, the goals are not coming in thick and fast. Lyon can be as tough as nails in the Champions league, but a lot will depend whether stars like Benzema and Juninho fire all cylinders.

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10 DEC - Real Madrid vs. Zenit St Petersburg

Barcelona face Real Madrid in the Nou Camp stadium for what must be the most internationally celebrated European derby. Barcelona coach Josep Guardiola has an embarrassment of riches to choose from, with stars like Messi, Eto’o and Henry adding flair to a squad which includes Xavi, Iñesta and Puyol – all celebrated Eurocup winners. Real Madrid are going through a difficult phase at the moment, so Barcelona are odds for the win.

14 DEC - Juventus vs. Milan

Back to back losses to Juventus and poor Liga form have put Real coach Bernd Schuster in hot water. Nothing but a convincing win against Zenit will do, but without Ruud Van Nistelrooy popping them in, Real are may face serious problems against the Russian stronghold.

As the season progresses, Juventus are emerging as serious title contenders. At the Olympic stadium, they will be looking to underline their credentials against a very skillful Milan who welcome back Andrea Pirlo from injury. Milan are still patchy at the back, but with an ever improving Ronaldinho and a midfield which also boast Kaka and Seedorf, they starts as favourites.

SPANISH LEAGUE

21 DEC - Barcelona vs. Villareal With Barcelona and Villareal both playing their best football in the last months, this match could be a pure spectacle. Both teams play brands of fan pleasing attacking football, so expect lots of goals, and just for this match, betting on a 5-3 result would not be madness.

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In a nutshell.

Based on a true case that occurred in the US in 1928, this emotional drama is about a mother’s struggle to find justice when she realises that the son who is returned to her after a kidnapping isn’t in fact her own.

Who’s in it?

Angelina Jolie dominates the poster, promotional material and screen-time as Christine Collins – the mother on a mission, and her performance has received heaps of praise since the film screened at the Cannes film festival. The everentertaining John Malkovich portrays a local minister who embraces Collins’ cause and helps her fight her way to the truth. Amy Ryans – very impressive as another distraught mother in ‘Gone Baby Gone’ – plays a convicted prostitute who befriends Collins and helps her through the darkest part of her ordeal.

Australia

In a nutshell.

Set during World War II, this film is unashamedly epic in scope, and hopes to be the biggest thing ever to be produced down under. It’s a stirring love story between a British aristocrat who inherits a large tract of land in Australia, and one of the men who helps her move the cattle across the country to avoid the bombing of Darwin (the city) during the war.

Why we were hyped.

Luhrmann has a short, but stunning filmography, and besides ‘Moulin Rouge!’ has also directed ‘Romeo + Juliet’ and ‘Strictly Ballroom’ in the 90s. Since then, he staged a successful version of ‘La Bohème’ on Broadway, and set about researching Australian history to see when best to set his next epic project. He claims to have made the film as grand and moving as such classics as ‘Gone with the Wind ‘and ‘Out of Africa’, which might sound pretentious, but is still mouth-watering. It’s highly unlikely that this film can live up to the massive hype it has generated (also courtesy of Oprah), but anything by Luhrmann should still be, at very least, a feast for the senses.

directed some of the best films of the past decade, including the wonderful ‘Mystic River’, ‘Million Dollar Baby’, and ‘Letters from Iwo Jima’. These character dramas seem to be his forte, and they suit his subtle and unhurried style. He also wrote the soft but effective musical score, as he has done on many of his recent films. With him behind the camera, and Angelina Jolie in front, this Oscar-bait of a movie has class written all over it.

Why we’re hyped.

Ron Howard was originally approached to direct, but he eventually declined, and Clint Eastwood took over. The manwith-no-name himself has peaked in his old age, and has

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Who’s in it?

Nicole Kidman is Lady Sarah Ashley, and with a name like that you can probably imagine how she talks and walk, and what she likes to drink in the afternoon. The rough cattle-hand whom she meets down under is played by Hugh Jackman, who is an ozzie like Kidman, as is the rest of the cast. The film is directed by the amazingly talented Baz Luhrmann, who last graced the big screen with probably the most spectacular film of the century so far – ‘Moulin Rouge!’

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December 1978 (30 years ago) December 1988 (20 years ago) December 1993 (15 years ago) Superman December 1998 (10 years ago) Philadelphia The original and best - Christopher Rain Man The Prince of Egypt Dustin Hoffman in top form as an A star is born. Tom Hanks stole the It’s not so often that such a great Reeve flew in out of nowhere to bring superhero films to the forefront, adult with autism, and a young Tom show in this heartbreaking and timely story gets matched with such amazCruise as his patient brother who AIDS drama. where they still stand today. ing animation and memorable music. takes him on a trip. A classic. Schindler’s List December 1983 (25 years ago) The Naked Gun Suffice to say that it’s possibly Spiel- The Thin Red Line Scarface Brian DePalma and Al Pacino at the Spoofs are popping out every month berg’s best. One of the best movies Long, slow, possibly dragging, but nowadays, but they rarely even come ever made. height of their talent. incredibly beautiful. Terrence Malick’s close to this one. Say hello to my little friend. postcard from WW2.

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In a nutshell.

Yes, you read that correctly. Yes, it’s showing at your nearest cinema. No, it’s not an adult film. Well, yes, it is for adults, but it’s a comedy.

Who’s in it?

Inkheart In a nutshell.

Kevin Smith, the man behind the ‘Clerks’ phenomenon and a handful of equally hilarious and respected comedies, wrote, directed and edited this subtly titled comedy. Seth Rogen (‘Knocked Up’, ‘Pineapple Express’) and Elizabeth Banks (the Spider-man franchise, Laura Bush in the upcoming ‘W.’) star as the title characters – two long-time friends who’s relationship never went that extra mile, and who share a flat but are having trouble finding rent money. When they reach rock bottom and their landlord turns off their water and electricity, they come up with a plan that’s so crazy it just might work. Thus begins the pre-production on the low-budget adult space-flick, Star Whores. The new Superman, Brandon Routh, and Justin Long co-star as friends who already seem to be in the business. Craig Robinson (‘The Office’, ‘Pineapple Express’) is their colleague who ends up as the film’s producer, a role he relishes, and frequent Kevin Smith collaborators Jason Mewes and Jeff Anderson (both from ‘Clerks’) help out on and off screen. Reallife porn star Traci Lords adds some sleaze to the cast as an actress loosely based on herself.

Based on a rather successful German children’s book, this fantasy tale brings a host of colourful story-book characters to life – literally. A young girl discovers that her father has a rather unusual talent – when he reads her story books, the characters spring to life. But when reading a book called Inkheart, he accidentally reads the nasty characters out into our world, and his wife into the book. No, this is not based on a true story.

Why we’re hyped.

Over the past two decades Kevin Smith has given us six unique and enjoyable comedies set within his ‘View Askew’ universe – using repeat characters and a roughly continuous story. He also penned and directed the underrated fatherhood drama ‘Jersey Girl’, and this time around seems to have managed to mix the uninhibited humour of the former with the sentimental touch of the latter. He’s also taken his love of Star Wars to a whole new level. This is one filmmaker who loves what he does, and so far it’s showed very clearly in everything he’s done.

Who’s in it?

Brendan Fraser (‘The Mummy’ trilogy, ‘Bedazzled’) stars as Mo – the man with the reading prowess. Sienna Guillory (‘Eragon’, ‘Love Actually’) is his misplaced wife and newcomer Eliza Bennett is his rather fortunate daughter. The colourful fantasy creatures that come crawling off the pages include performances by Helen Mirren (‘The Queen’), Jim Broadbent (‘Moulin Rouge!’, ‘Bridget Jones’ Diary’, the latest ‘Indiana Jones’, ‘The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe’), Paul Bettany (‘Wimbledon’, ‘The Da Vinci Code’) and creature-actor par excellence Andy Serkis (‘King Kong’, ‘Gollum’).

Ever since ‘The Lord of the Rings’ stormed to critical, popular and box-office heights, a number of fantasy films have tried to fill the void left by its absence. The ‘Harry Potter’ franchise, another phenomenon, is already reaching its cinema conclusion, and children and adults need new magical creatures and fantasy worlds to escape to. This book is the first of a trilogy, and seems to have attracted all the right kind of attention. With a stellar cast like the one listed above, I think we can be cautiously optimistic that this will be an extraordinary Christmas film for all ages.

The Day The Earth Stood Still

In a nutshell.

If the title rings a bell, it’s because this is a remake of a classic sci-fi epic. If it doesn’t, it’s because that classic sci-fi epic was released in 1951, way before most of us were even a glint in the milkman’s eye. Back then, the film revolved around an alien messenger landing on a planet earth, as it was, licking its wounds after WW2. He brought a warning, and tried to instil peace in a nuclear era, but when he couldn’t get his message across, things got nasty. This time around, with the cold war (hopefully) over, the scenario is updated with a warning about how humans are destroying the earth.

Who’s in it?

Keanu Reeves stars as Klaatu, the alien messenger who looks like a human (and like that Matrix guy). This is another role where his wooden acting skills are actually an asset, and he looks suitably creepy in the film’s trailer. Jennifer Connelly tries to get through to him as the microbiologist Helen Benson, and veterans Kathy Bates and John Cleese have supporting roles (the latter being completely serious this time around).

Why we’re hyped.

We’re beginning to get tired of remakes, but at least this one arrives over 50 years later (as opposed to ‘the Hulk’ remake which was released about a week later). So for once we’re looking at the updating of a classic for a whole new generation (or two) of film fans, who have very probably never seen the original. Plus, these big-scale event movies are always loads of fun, and there’s nothing like the imminent destruction of earth to keep us glued to our cinema seats.

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Arts & Culture On Tuesday December 9, at the Manoel Theatre, Mezzo-soprano Kate Aldrich of Metropolitan Opera fame will star in a Malta Philharmonic Orchestra programme of works by Mozart, Donizetti, Berlioz, Rossini, Wagner and Massenet under the direction of Maestro Michael Laus. One of Italy’s most prominent musicians, oboist Diego Dini Ciacci and his brother Maurizio Dini Ciacci (piano) will be performing a special programme at the Manoel Theatre on December 2. The concert will take us through two centuries of development of the obo.

Jack and the Beanstalk by Masquerade The Masquerade team keeps its appointment for the festive season with new Pantomime Jack and the Beanstalk. The plot involves a hero called Jack and a host of comical characters. Along the way, Jack’s fortunes turn from bad to worse. The Giant wants his rent and Jack is tricked into selling Daisy, the crazy family cow for a handful of beans. As expected, the beans grow into an enormous beanstalk and an action-packed adventure begins as Jack and his friends decide to go to battle with the unwelcoming Giant. As they then climb up the beanstalk to a magical place of make-believe, they encounter an out-of-work fairy Godmother along the way. This exciting story has something to offer to everyone, especially those with a youthful spirit. Full of sings and slapstick humour, Jack and the Beanstalk guarantees a great family night out with some of Malta’s best talent. The script has been skillfully written by Malcolm Galea, with Harry Borg and Ernest Camilleri responsible for the sets and costumes. The backstage team is run by stage manager Chris Mifsud, choreography led by Jes Sciberras, and the music directed by Kevin Abela. The man who brings it all together is Anthony Bezzina, who has worked on over 14 other pantos, both as actor and director. The cherry on the cake, is provided by the notorious dame Jo-Zette who will have her audience in stitches all the way home. Tickets available from Teatru Manuel on bookings@ teatrumanoel.com.mt or telephone 21246389 wards 22 December on nu Teatru Ma el (English) Christmas Panto

Virtual Confinement by Christopher and Victor John Saliba Barney Live! by Curtain Raiser Curtain Raiser – leaders in children’s entertainment on the island – offers us ninety minutes of fun, song and laughter for the festive season. “Barney Live the Let’s Go Tour” is a collaboration with Hit Entertainment, one of the world’s leading children’s entertainment producers from the UK and Premier Stage Productions. This young children’s delight is scheduled at the City Theatre – a new state of the art theatre situated in Old Bakery Street, Valletta. In January, there will also be a one off performance in Gozo. This show will feature Barney, of course, and his friends BJ, Riff and Baby Bop as they embark on a wonderful adventure to a magical toy factory, where toys are repaired by the Imagination Machine, a fantastic device powered by children’s imagination. Premier Stage Productions are thrilled by this opportunity to travel to Malta and share their show with our children, who seem to love Barney – judging by the ticket sales at least! For bookings and info: telephone 21895072 or mobile 79918857 27 December onwards The City Theatre, Valletta Children’s theatre (English)

6 December onwards lletta St James Cavalier, Va art ion 3D video installat

Annual Student’s Art & Craft exhibition The Malta Society of Arts, Manufactures and Commerce, launch their annual student art and craft exhibition with the collective work of inhouse students attending their arts and crafts courses. The many diverse types of crafts include ganutel, monastery, filigree, embroidery, embroidery in gold, beading, crochet, cottage craft, Malta lace, glass painting, parchment craft, soft furnishing, needle handcrafts, tailoring and floral art. There will also be a mixed media paint-

Il-Vokazzjoni ta’ Fredu l-Fra by Bronk Productions Fredu l-Fra – a character created by Sam Delceppo – decides to join a convent and dedicate his life to prayer and self-denial. His girlfriend, Lucy, of course is not too pleased about it. Fredu’s behaviour causes upheaval at the convent, with Friar Guardian continually asking “Meta se nikbru?” (When will you grow up?) His sister, uża, is in constant worry about the reckless life Fredu

Marking the end of the European Year of Intercultural Dialogue, contemporary artist Christopher Saliba has teamed up with his brother Victor John Saliba, an IT specialist, to produce their most challenging work to date. In Virtual Confinement, Saliba has chosen 3D digital animation as his medium, applying the most recent computer technology. The conceptual themes that the artist explores are ones of physical and psychological isolation, as well as social issues that affect our post modern society. One video installation consists of a digital projection of a hand pressing against a screen, giving the feel of a Caravaggio painting. The 3D animations at first project the delicate and gentle movements of a palm and fingers but then the hand becomes a fist, beating against the screen to break free. Virtual Confinement provokes awareness on the social impact of the rapid growth of technology. Chris and Victor John, through conceptual art and graphic design create an interesting dialogue on the way our dependancy on computers for has resulted in the limitation of direct human contact. For more info call St James Cavalier on 21223200 or check out artist’s website: www.gozo-art.com

used to live, and blames Lucy for leading him astray. Obviously, uża has her own politics going on. On a quest for Mr. Right, she ends up involved with some nasty pieces of work. John Suda, who also plays the part of Friar Guardian, directs a strong cast made up of Simon Curmi, Renzo Bonello, Joseph Fenech, Josette Ellul, Stephanie Grech Mallia, Tonio Vella and Pierre Bonello as Fredu. Without a doubt, this family comedy will ensure a night of true Maltese humour. iana

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ing section, woodcarving, stone sculpture, gilding, crib making, model making, model ship building, stone and clay sculpture. Opening hours - Monday to Friday: 9.30am till 1.00pm, 4.30pm till 7pm. Saturday - 9am till noon. Free entrance. Group visits, including school children, may be arranged by contacting the Society on 21244339 - 21244400 or email: info@artsmalta.org The Malta Society of Arts, Manufactures and Commerce, Valletta 3-10 December Art exhibition

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Arts & Culture projects commissioned by MCA.

MALTA CONTEMPORARY

ART NGO Malta Contemporary Art Foundation is trying to promote a groundbreaking contemporary culture focused on visual arts in Malta. The types of events planned are local and international exhibitions, music events, experimental performances and talks in various fields like visual arts, film, design and architecture. The NGO Kinemastik has also been invited to create a monthly weekend programme of independent

films and documentaries as well as related events and talks. MCA is also aiming to produce education programmes, workshops, a critical journal, art publications and public art

Opening hours: Tuesday – Friday: 4p.m. – 8p.m. Weekends: 11a.m. – 6p.m. For more info telephone: 21226414 or email: info@maltacontemporaryart.com Website: www.maltacontemporaryart.com

Malta Contemporary Art opened in November with an exhibition of Maltese artists, eight eighteen curated by Start, a group of artists, who have organised a number of contemporary exhibitions in Malta including Cityspaces, Borders and Blitz. The exhibition features 9 members of Start, who each selected a younger Maltese artist to exhibit alongside them to create work in various media like painting, film and video. The exhibition will remain open until December 24. Throughout December 8, Off Racecourse Street, Marsa Art Space

Upcoming exhibitions at MCA:

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British artist and filmmaker Stuart Croft who has previously exhibited in major international spaces Douglas White, twice nominated for the Jerwood Prize Tatiana Echeverri Fernandez who works in sculpture and collage, who has exhibited at the Gagosian Gallery, New York Collective show iNew German Works curated by Anne Kathrin Greiner International Female Video Artists who deal with ideas of territory, curated by Ruth Bianco An international show curated by Mark Mangion

Gozo Events Bethlehem in Ghajnsielem The Ghajnsielem local council will be transforming their village into Bethlehem thanks to the building of a Nativity Village in the area known as ‘Ta’ Passi’ Fields near Ghajnsielem’s main square. Designed and managed by Franco Ciangura, the animated village will include and ironmongery, bakery, market selling fruit and vegetables and a stable hosting several live animals apart from the grotto with Mary, Joseph, & baby Jesus. The Nativity Village will be inaugurated on December 7 and will remain open until January 4. The Village will be animated during weekends and public holidays but can be visited throughout the whole week.

Gozo Christmas Show On the December 13 at 8p.m. a Christmas Show targeted at families will be staged at the Oratory Don Bosco Threatre in Victoria. A Nativity play with live singing and orchestra, dance numbers by three dance schools and students from the Helping Hands Theatre Experience Project will all help entertain attendees.

Christmas with the Musicals Helping Hands Group and the Gozo Youth Wind Band & Orchestra will once again stage this yearly concert at St George Square on Sunday 21 at 8p.m. New musical arrangements will be performed alongside popular favourites with singing from to The Helping Hands Chorus, The Helping Hands Theatre Experience Children Choir and Pop singers from Malta and Gozo.

Piano Virtuoso in aid of charity World renowned pianist Michelangelo Carbonara will be performing at the Kappella lounge at the Kempinski Hotel San Lawrenz’s medieval banqueting room on December 7 at 7.30p.m. Hailed by Culture Magazine as a “pianist extraordinaire”, Carbonara will be performing works from Chopin, Brahms and Gershwin. All proceeds from this concert organised by Sonia Sinclair Stevenson will go towards the Friends of the Sick and the Elderly in Gozo (FSEG), a voluntary organization that strives to improve hospital and home facilities for the sick and elderly in Gozo.

Watercolour Exhibition by John Martin Borg John Martin Borg will be exhibiting his latest watercolours at the art..e Gallery in Library Street, Victoria, with most of the works showing views of the Gozitan landscape and seascape. The exhibition from this celebrated artist whose work forms part of Queen Elizabeth II personal Royal Collection will run throughout the month of December. Entrance is free.

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Throughout December Soul and Spirit Creations Painting, mosaic and by Imre and Masha Kohan jewellery exhibition Contemporary Hall, National Museum of Fine Arts, Valletta 1 December Luqa’s Pain, Destruction & Recovery World War II exhibition Union Band Club, Luqa Till 2 December Paintings Painting exhibition by John Grima Contemporary Hall, National Museum of Fine Arts, Valletta 4 December Elements Musical by the Salesian Youth Centre Salesians Theatre, Sliema 6 December onwards The Victor Pasmore Commemorative Painting exhibition Exhibition by Victor Pasmore Contemporary Hall, National Museum of Fine Arts, Valletta 6, 7 December Don Quixote Ballet Ballet by Centre Academy of Ballet Mediterranean Conference Centre, Valletta Till 7 December Brushworks Painting exhibition by Henry Alamango Banca Giuratale, Victoria, Gozo Till 7 December A Diary of Obsessions Art exhibition by John Busuttil Leaver St James Cavalier, Valletta Till 7 December How do you look? Hair art by Pierre Camille St James Cavalier, Valletta Till 7 December Blackbird Drama by Masquerade St James Cavalier, Valletta Till 7 December Cinderella Musical by Lorraine Aquilina & Francis Ghersci Centenary Theatre, Kappara 7 December Medieval Chapels Heritage Trail Heritage by Heritage Malta Visiting Hal Millieri Żurrieq, Bir Miftuh Gudja and Tas-Silg Marsaxlokk Till 8 December Out of fire – a collective exhibition Ceramic art exhibition Heritage Malta, Valletta 9 – 21 December Various Media Exhibition Art exhibition by Jo Debono Studio 7 complex, Birkirkara 11 December & 31 Omaggio A Malta December by Darla Musso and Roberto Leoralo Art exhibition Istituto Italiano di Cultura, Valletta 12-14 December The KYT Festival of Youth Theatre Drama by Kneeplays Youth Theatre St James Cavalier, Valletta 12 December onwards Photographic Nudes Photographic exhibition by John Grech St James Cavalier, Valletta 12 December onwards Contemporary Icons Art exhibition by Joseph Farrugia St James Cavalier, Valletta 13 December onwards From Within 2008 – Art exhibition a collective exhibition Heritage Malta’s Head Office, Valletta 13 December The Tangible and Intangible Heritage of Crib exhibition Christmas – a collective exhibition Inquisitor’s Palace, Vittoriosa, Gozo 14 December In Guardia Historical by The Malta Tourism Authority Re-enactment Auberge D’Italie, Valletta Till 14 December Diaries of Existence Painting exhibition by Mark Sagona National Museum of Fine Arts, Valletta. 19 December onwards The Remarkable Voyage of Sinbad (the MFCC, Ta Qali tailor) by MADC Christmas Pantomime 20 December onwards Suitcase Portraits and Landscapes by Art exhibition Isabelle Borg National Museum of Fine Arts, Valletta 26 - 28 December High School Musical Musical by FM Theatre Productions Mediterranean Conference Centre, Valletta 27 December onwards Barney and Friends in Malta by Curtain Children’s show Raiser General Workers Union, Valletta

Carols by Candlelight Now in its 6th edition, the Schola Cantorum J u b i l a t e ’s Christmas Concert with a difference returns on Saturday 13 December 2008 (Republic Day) at St. Augustine’s Monastery in Victoria at 7.30p.m. The soiree includes a Gala dinner with proceeds going towards Dar Guzeppa Debono of Ghajnsielem – a home providing residential services to unmarried mothers.

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Join us for the official launch on December 13 at Fabric, Ryan’s St. Julians