And then we kissed We walked down the street and had Cianti on the pier We sat by the beach and looked out at a sea that was clear The wind was in our hair and we had our feet in the sand We walked smiling hand in hand We sat in a field and looked up at a beautiful night sky Sipping Champaign and wondering why Then we stood up and leaned in for a kiss But at that point in the evening I was pretty pissed So I plunged to the floor arse over tit