Evil sonnet He once had a wife, she met her end with a knife Someone put a dent in his car, head on a table just a scar Didn’t like what someone said, so he put a bullet through their head Had a fall out with a friend, he soon met his end No one he wouldn’t betray, happiness had outgrown its stay Someone he just didn’t understand, so he cut off his hand He really didn’t care, he strapped him to an electric chair He came from the depths of hell He’s now in politics and doing well