The Theatre’s like Nature The curtains are like a sunset and the seats are like the seven seas The Lights are like the sunrise and the steps are like the roots of trees The floor is like a meadow and the props are like dalifidiles The doors are like the shadows and the spectators pit gives me chills The actors like creatures and the dialogue like a cool breeze The costumes like butterflies and make up like bees The bar like a garden and the dressing rooms like caves The paint like air and the applause like waves The theatre is like nature and nature is like art To notice this is to be like a painter and painter is a boring fart