The uncredited man There was a man who had some fantastic ideas He was a genius with both numbers and words He came up with the ideas for some of the best invention and devices And some of the greatest films, songs, TV shows ever heard But sadly he told everyone his ideas because he was thoughtless and kind People stole his ideas, give him no credit and effectively emptied his mind They kept the profit, the credit and the acclaim for themselves All his best ideas and works had been exploited and he had no wealth He was a remarkable man and it’s a shame you don’t know him He’s the dumb gullible fuck who actually writes my poems