Boise Weekly Vol. 25 Issue 43

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“We could hire Jesus Christ for this position and he could not fill it without help from his father.”

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A History of the Blues Charting the bad old days of the Boise Police Department and how it changed its ways

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2017 Chills

A rundown of the best horror shows hitting theaters and TV this year

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EDITOR’S NOTE A HISTORY LESSON They say journalism is the first draft of history. In the 1990s, oceans of newspaper ink were spilled over a spate of officerinvolved shootings in Boise that, by the turn of the 21st century, had left the Boise Police Department and City Hall in the PR doghouse.

At the time, news reports centered on the shootings—which at their height left about half a dozen citizens and one officer dead during a 19-month period—as well as the investigations they prompted. Outrage ran high—particularly when scandal surrounding then-Mayor Brent Coles took down his administration.

When current Mayor Davie Bieter was sworn in in 2003, one of his first actions was to ask for the then-Boise police chief to resign.

A lot has transpired over the past 20 decades—and even since 2014—as the Boise Police Department has evolved to approach its job in ways unheard of during the dark days of the ’90s.

Community policing, veterans and refugee outreach, and a much improved stance toward local media have rehabilitated relations between BPD and the population it serves.

While news stories of the past century formed the first draft of that period in the department’s history, a new draft has been written by Boise State University Historian Fellow Chelsee Boehm.

Her oral history, Community as Constant, draws on numerous interviews with the officers, public officials, citizens and journalists who were most intimately involved in the events surrounding BPD from 1990-2014.

Now owned by the Boise City Department of Arts and History, the document provides an unprecedented look at how the department viewed and managed the events that so greatly affected its public face and how those lessons have informed the BPD of today.

While Boise Weekly News Editor George Prentice was among the journalists interviewed for the project, Boehm offered BW the opportunity to profile her work and excerpt a few key statements from her other subjects.

For a fascinating look at this second draft of history, see Page 6.

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PAGE-TURNER Prior to her Thursday, April 13 appearance at the Egyptian, bestselling author Lauren Goff spoke to BW about marriage, privilege and the state of the arts in the age of Trump.

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TOUGH ON TAXES The U.S. Department of Justice is getting tough on unscrupulous tax preparers, including an Idaho man who was convicted of fudging the numbers. More at News/ Citydesk.

BEST OF THE BEST ProPublica took home its fourth Pulitzer Prize when it was honored for a joint investigation into the New York Police Department with the New York Daily News. More at News/ National.

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OPINION FROM THE FAR MARGINS But you went home NICOLE LEFAVOUR Dear Makers of Idaho Law in Your High Marble Capitol, We who’ve come north—the sons, daughters and descendants of those who immigrated—we thank you for leaving us in peace.

We the refugees of war and those of us born in houses down the street, those who cried in nurseries next to your own babies, the ones who go to school next to your grandchildren, we who own stores, labor on your farms, treat you in clinics, change your sheets, drive your trucks, staff your factories, cook your food and build your houses, we thank you for not falling for the furor. While some would divide us based on a broken line in the desert south of Texas, based on a failure of our nation to imagine our economic and human interconnectedness and the need for us to be one America, you said no. You said city officers would not have to walk like border agents.

You refused to let anyone make devils of the daughters and sons, fathers and mothers, of Idahoans. In all our languages and voices we sit down at dinner tables and we thank you.

We, the wounded and broken, those with tumors or suspicions, we were there at your door, on the marble steps asking for more than a SpongeBob Band-Aid. We said, “We paid taxes for this, sent checks in envelopes with stamps to the IRS,” and you say no, we should buy aspirin, try home remedies, not get the lump checked, let our asthma, diabetes or high blood pressure wait until… until what? Until it’s an ambulance ride? An emergency room visit? An operation, amputation, a hospital stay? And you know the hospital will turn into bigger bills for paying patients, or the county will send us off with the indigent and we will not in our lifetimes make enough to pay off the “loan.” We asked you to expand Medicaid, we showed the loss and suffering, the grieving, and still you said no.

We, your gay sons and daughters, the transgender children hiding alone in your hallways, those of us old enough to fill out job applications, to negotiate contracts with construction firms and vendors, those old enough to pay rent or apply for scholarships, we’ve waited decades. We look in the mirror in the morning and wonder how queer we look. Will our body or voice betray us? Has our effort to grow our hair long to look more feminine failed? Did we forget to take off our wedding ring or let slip the wrong pronoun in the story of our life?

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child comes home crying or locks the door on that sad bedroom upstairs. We, whose children wear scars—literal ones—the ones who overdosed and survived, who crashed cars, drew nooses and talked of wanting to die, we have implored you. Can you not make the world something less to be feared? Can you not say the hate and criminal exclusions of beautiful human beings are wrong? Can you not add four words to law and let our children live, work, sleep in peace to wake and see a world as wide open to them as to the next child? But you said no, not this year, again, and you went home.

Those with dirt beneath our nails, with calloused hands and overalls, uniforms and note pads, mops and diapers, we came again concerned about how an hour of our work is worth $7. We came to say how even two full-time jobs will only almost pay rent and utilities and food, but not child care or medical bills, nor car repairs or the clothing our children need.

We came asking you to raise all boats, give us money to spend in your stores, to pay the repairmen and the plumbers. We asked that you say that the work of a human being is worth more than $7, because you would never clean a toilet—much less 10 of them— for $7. You would never pick grapes in the heat, spray chemicals and wade out where the snakes coil in the sun for $7. For a daily wage of $48 you would not bend all day digging, scraping hauling, shoveling or milking when the trees hang with frost and the ground has frozen. Who with dignity would? To eat, to choose work over welfare, we must. We asked you for more than $7.25 an hour and you said no.

We are the children of fanatics whose bodies are riddled with what our parents wouldn’t do for us in the name of their god.

We are ghosts, broken girls and boys, who will never play as your children did. We asked you to remember children can’t consent to church membership, can’t refuse to belong to a church that would kill them for God. Our belief in a kind god didn’t matter. We asked not to be property. We asked not to be pawns in a power game between church and state.

We asked you to draw a moral line, to put the sanctity of life before someone’s belief in something unreasonable, something dangerous, and you said no.

Sincerely, Idaho

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NOW AND THEN

New testimonies give voice to the most controversial era of the Boise Police Department GEORGE PRENTICE

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Community as a Constant author Chelsee Boehm speaks with Dr. Todd Shallat, author, historian and founder of the Center of Idaho History and Politics outside the Boise City Hall police substation.

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he years 1990 to 2014 were the most controversial in the history of the Boise Police Department. For more than two decades, the department was rocked by shootings and scandal, which began an evolution that ultimately redefined policing in Boise. Community as a Constant, a recently completed oral history, provides unprecedented public access to eyewitness accounts by the former police officers, police chiefs, elected officials and journalists of that era [Editor’s note: An interview with Boise Weekly News Editor George Prentice is included in the oral history.]

Authored by Boise State University Historian Fellow Chelsee Boehm, Community as a Constant is her master’s thesis, which she defended before a panel that included Boise History Programs Manager Brandi Burns and Boise State professors Dr. Joanne Klein, a published police historian in her own right, and Dr. Todd Shallat, author, historian and founder of the Center of Idaho History and Politics.

Alongside numerous other Idaho journalists and news organizations, and as Boehm is set to receive her graduate degree from Boise State, Community as Constant is now the formal property of the Boise City Department of Arts and History and available to the public as part of Boise’s official record.

It is a detailed, personal and often emotional history.

“Ultimately, the project satisfies a number of audiences,” said Shallat. “No. 1: Academia.

No. 2: The city’s Department of Arts and History. Keep in mind that all of this goes into the archives as an eternal resource. No. 3: The police department. And yes, there have been a number of things in their past that they wish had never happened. Finally, No. 4: The most important audience, the public. History permits criticism and the freedom to say, ‘These are things that we need to do better.’”

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‘DODGE CITY’ By the late 1990s, the 130-year-old Boise Police Department was unaccustomed to serious outbreaks of violence. All of that changed in January 1996 when, over a 19-month period, six officer-involved shootings left seven citizens and one Boise police officer dead. A task force, formed in 1998 by then-Mayor Brent Coles, concluded that a number of Boise teens and parents had lost respect for the BPD, adding that they often saw police as a confrontational, authoritarian force, rather than a valuable contributor to the city.

Mike Wetherell, Boise City councilman, 1986-2003, 4th Judicial Court judge, 2003-2014 “It’s a tragedy whenever anyone loses their life; but to sort of hold the city up as being a place where apparently, we were a ‘Dodge City’ or something, with the police out of control and shooting unarmed citizens in the streets, was simply inaccurate. You know, the famous saying of Mark Twain was that there are liars, damn liars and statisticians. And what they were doing was they were taking a very carefully chosen period of time and then they were saying, ‘Well, statistically, Boise, for the population that it has, has the highest or one of the highest ratios of suspects killed by the police per capita in the nation.’ And the problem with that is they chose the time frame.” 1

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Jim Kerns, Boise police officer, sergeant, lieutenant, captain and deputy chief, 1982-2011 “We’d never experienced anything like that as an agency before, and so the public, the majority of the public, supported us for what we did. They believed that if we fired upon someone that they probably deserved it. But there was a faction of the public that became very vocal. They got the interest of the news media. And the news media then came to the police department to try to get additional information about this police officer-involved shooting. And it was during that time where the Boise Police Department had a policy where we really didn’t have great media relations—we didn’t work well with the public, or with the media. … And when that happens and when you don’t give the public, or the media, the information from yourself, they’ll go out and find information that will fill their story. … And we did our own investigation at the time of our officer-involved shootings, and that leads itself to their own concerns from the

Phillip Thompson, Idaho Black History Museum executive director “You were always aware when dealing with the police—and my mother taught us, at a very young age, how to deal with [police] properly to lessen the likelihood of you either being shot, wrongfully incarcerated, beaten up, etc. So, that was ingrained when I was a kid: speak properly, speak respectfully, take a stand and, you know, stand up for yourself, know your rights. But at the same time, don’t set yourself up for a tragic situation.

Don’t win the battle to lose the war.” 3 Meanwhile, independent investigations from the Idaho Office of the Attorney General, FBI and U.S. Department of Justice all cleared the Boise police involved in the historic string of officer-involved shootings of the late 1990s. However, yet another fatal shooting on Sept. 20, 1997 would cast perhaps the longest shadow over the department.

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HISTORY PERMITS CRITICISM AND

THE FREEDOM TO SAY, ‘THERE ARE THINGS THAT WE NEED TO DO BETTER.’”

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Mike Wetherell: “There were recordings, which in my opinion helped show that the officers had given these two young men the opportunity to get rid of their weapons and surrender, and it just did not happen. There were independent witnesses who basically supported the police officers’ description of what had happened. And at the same time, you had individuals who were saying, ‘Well, you know, the police officers obviously just went crazy and started firing away.’ And then you had other people who were saying, ‘Well, they [the brothers] got exactly what they deserved.’ And I made the statement at the time that the parents and the families of these two young men have every right to ask questions about what happened and how it happened and the facts that led up to it just as the police officers and the family of Officer Stall had the right to know what occurred and why their son or husband was killed. We don’t [judge] things in this country by trial of opinion. We try to determine the facts and then make a reasonable judgment.” 4

BADGE NO. 512

Two years after the incident, the parents of Craig and Doug Brodrick hired F. Lee Bailey, famed attorney for OJ Simpson, and lodged a $20 million federal lawsuit against the city of Boise, alleging BPD had violated their sons’ civil rights and pointing to the department’s then-recent history of officerinvolved shootings. BPD rank-and-file stood by the shootings of the Brodrick brothers.

Mark Stall served five years as a sheriff’s deputy in Los Angeles County before he returned home to Boise where, soon thereafter, he joined the Boise Police Department. His fellow officers said Stall, who was assigned BPD Badge No. 512, was a bit of prankster, occasionally tying fishing line to rig the headlights, windshield wipers or siren to activate when a surprised partner jumped behind the wheel of a patrol car.

What occurred on Sept. 20, 1996 was no joking matter. A routine traffic stop of a 1977 Chevrolet Impala at 15th and Idaho streets, near the former Rider’s Bar in downtown Boise, would end with Stall and two of

Stanton Niccolls, Boise police officer, lieutenant, 1994-present “The Brodrick brothers who shot Mark Stall had masks in their cars, they had guns in their cars, they were up to no good. That

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public that, ‘Hey, if the police are shooting someone and they’re doing their own investigation, they’re going to obviously find that the police officer did the right thing.’ And so, there was the appearance—and not real—but the appearance to the public that we were pretty closed, and that we [were] not going to open ourselves up to any kind of scrutiny by the media; therefore, the public had to draw its own conclusions based upon the media. And we still thought, as a police department, that the public should support us.

And the majority did. There was just a very vocal minority that soon became a vocal force to be reckoned with. It was more than a minority but less than the majority.” 2

the vehicle occupants dead. Stall and fellow Officer Ron Winegar were among several BPD officers who responded as backup to the traffic stop. According to witnesses, brothers Craig and Doug Brodrick emerged from the Impala, each wielding a weapon.

A gun battle ensued, seriously injuring Winegar. A bullet struck Stall’s right side, only an inch away from his protective vest.

Stall was the first—and still the only—Boise police officer killed in the line of duty.

was a very good car stop by some officers, and it turned out to be a traffic incident. But I have no doubt in my mind that the Brodrick brothers would have either performed robberies, kidnappings, something, because people don’t drive around with those type of masks.

They had their gun holsters riveted into their pants pockets, so they were carrying concealed in such a way that they could get their guns out quickly. They were up to no good.” 5 In 1998, federal investigators cleared BPD of any criminal civil rights violations in connection with the Brodrick shootings. It wasn’t until February 2001 that the parents of the Brodrick brothers dropped their civil suit against the city of Boise; but the Boise Police Department was still reeling from the string of officer-involved shootings and the loss of Officer Stall.

Jim Kerns: “That changed our community, it changed our police department, and that changed our lives dramatically. So when Mark was killed, the public outcry for the shooting of a police officer was deafening. The public really came out and supported us and when Mark’s funeral was held, we actually had a procession that lasted well over five miles. It started at the Boise State Pavilion and it ended at Dry Creek Cemetery; and by the time the first cars got to Dry Creek, there were still cars in the parking lot at the Pavilion trying to get into the procession. The streets were lined, the marquees along State Street were: ‘We love you, Mark,’ ‘We support the police department.’ And we thought maybe we had turned a corner.” 6

A CITY HALL SCANDAL A big part of “turning that corner” was the creation of a new Boise police ombudsman position. The Boise City Council created the office of the ombudsman in November 1997, but it wasn’t until March 1999 that the city hired then-Boise Cascade Human Resources Manager Pierce Murphy to serve as an independent investigator of citizen complaints against BPD. At the time, then-Boise City Councilman Mike Wetherell said Murphy needed the full-throated support of elected officials because, “we could hire Jesus Christ for this position and he could not fill it without help from his father.”

Stanton Niccolls: “The ombudsman didn’t bother me at all.

If you’ve got clean officers, having people look at you shouldn’t bother you. Now, don’t get me wrong. When you’re involved in something,

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you’re always worried about, ‘Are they going to see what I saw?’ and ‘Are they going to believe me when I tell them what happened?’ That’s just a part of life. But, the thing about the ombudsman is they come in and now the citizens have somebody they can talk to and you’ve got a non-police department person investigating your crime. So, when they come out, hopefully it helps calm the citizen that think that maybe the police are trying to do some sort of cover-up.” 7 There was a cover-up emerging, but at Boise City Hall. The scandal would not only take down the administration of then-Mayor Coles but end up tainting the leadership of then-Boise Police Chief Don Pierce. Coles was convicted of fraud and misuse of public money. As the scandal was beginning to gain steam, Coles turned to Pierce and asked him to conduct an internal investigation into allegations that the mayor, his chief of staff and human resources director had all used public funds to finance a 2002 whirlwind trip to New York City—including pricey meals and Broadway show tickets. Pierce’s probe into the matter only lasted three days, didn’t include any tape-recorded interviews of his subjects and, by Pierce’s own admission, included the destruction of Pierce’s own handwritten notes.

Don Pierce, Boise police chief, 20002004 “The result of that was my reputation was being tarnished.

There was a lot of overflow onto the police department, and their reputations also took a hit because of it.” 8 While Coles and his two associates were subsequently convicted and sent to jail, newly hired Ombudsman Pierce Murphy, in a scathing 156-page report, wrote that Pierce had done a lousy job in his internal investigation and had even failed to cooperate with the Idaho attorney general’s criminal investigation. Chief Pierce was also losing the support of his own officers, when the Boise Police Union slapped him with a vote of “no confidence.” That didn’t bode well for Pierce’s professional future, since newly elected Boise Mayor Dave Bieter had swept into office with robust support from the union.

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Don Pierce: “In the long term, we may have come to understand each other, but I didn’t necessarily agree with some of the things that [Bieter] wanted to do. I thought that he was way too easy with the union. I believed that he owed the union for helping him get elected and that was going to cause a lot of problems during the upcoming negotiations. I think the union thought that I was going to cause a lot of problems, and about three weeks into his term of office, he said that he would like me to resign.

I said, ‘Fine with me. Here’s my resignation.’

And that was the end of it.” 9 Through the course of Bieter’s administration, which began in 2003 and continues to this day, BPD would face more events shaping its reputation, for good or ill.

Among them were the December 2004 fatal officer-involved shooting of Boise teen Matthew Jones and a July 2009 armed shootout with Iraq War veteran George Nickel, who survived the ordeal and went on to aid BPD in its treatment of vets. Of a more positive nature is BPD’s evolution of “community policing” techniques, softening and enhancing the department’s image.

“I should point out that everyone I heard from didn’t put any restrictions on my questions and all of the former chiefs, police officers, citizens, journalists, you name it, cooperated with the project,” Boehm said.

“All except one: Dan Popkey.”

Boehm was referring to the former Idaho Statesman journalist, whose byline appeared above scores of some of Boise’s biggest stories during his tenure (1984-2014). Popkey currently serves as press secretary to Rep. Raul Labrador (R-Idaho).

“For some reason, he was having none of it,” she said.

Meanwhile, Boehm had a postscript: “I just decided to enlist in the Boise Police Department Citizen Police Academy,” she said. “What’s the most important thing I learned from all of this? Police officers are people. We see the uniform. We see the gun.

And I guess it should be obvious but it’s not.

They are us. We are them.”

1 Mike Wetherell–0H031 2 Jim Kerns–OH018 3 Phillip Thompson–OH036 4 Mike Wetherell–OH031 5 Stanton Niccolls–OH033 6 Jim Kerns–OH018 7 Stanton Niccolls–OH033 8-9 Don Pierce–OH016 Boise Police Department Oral History Project, Boise City Department of Arts and History

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CALENDAR WEDNESDAY APRIL 12 On Stage BOISE STATE THEATRE ARTS: THE FLICK—With keen insight and a finely tuned comic eye, The Flick by Annie Baker is a hilarious and heart-rending cry for authenticity in a fast-changing world. In a run-down movie theater in central Massachusetts, three underpaid employees mop the floors and attend to one of the last 35 millimeter film projectors in the state.

Their tiny battles and not-so-tiny heartbreaks play out in the empty aisles, becoming more gripping than the lackluster, second-run movies on screen. 7:30 p.m. $9-$15. Danny Peterson Theatre, Morrison Center, 2201 Cesar Chavez Lane, Boise, 208-4261110, theatrearts.boisestate. edu/the-flick.

COMEDY OPEN MIC—7:30 p.m.

FREE. Liquid Lounge, 405 S.

Eighth St., Boise, 208-941-2459, liquidboise.com.

Art 2017 IDAHO TRIENNIAL— Through July 16. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

FREE-$6. Boise Art Museum, 670 Julia Davis Drive, Boise, 208-3458330, boiseartmuseum.org.

BOISE STATE ART METALS ANNUAL SHOW—Through April 29 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. FREE. R. Grey Gallery Jewelry and Art Glass, 415 S. Eighth St., Boise, 208-385-9337, facebook.com/ BSUArtMetalsStudio.

BOISE STATE SPRING 2017 BFA EXHIBITION—Also showing in the VAC’s Gallery Two, located in the adjacent Hemingway Center, Room 110. Through April 24. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. FREE. Boise State Visual Arts Center Gallery 1, Liberal Arts Building, Room 170, 1874 University Drive, Boise, 208-426-3994, facebook.com/ VisualArtsCenter.

THURSDAY, APRIL 13

GARTH CLAASSEN: GROUP AREAS—Through May 5. Noon-4 p.m. FREE. Stewart Gallery, 2230 Main St., Boise, 208-433-0593, stewartgallery.com.

GERALDINE ONDRIZEK: CHROMOSOME PAINTING II—Through June 4. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. FREE-$6.

Boise Art Museum, 670 Julia Davis Drive, Boise, 208-345-8330, boiseartmuseum.org.

JAKE PRENDEZ: DON’T SELF-CONCHAS—The works of Chicano artist Jake Prendez center on Mexican American culture and reflect Mexican indigenous influences, popular culture and satire. In the SUB Student Diversity Center through May 13. 7-a.m.-midnight.

FREE. Boise State Student Union Building, 1910 University Drive, Boise, 208-426-INFO, events. boisestate.edu.

They’ll also be demonstrating their 24-hour packs, which are essential to their backcountry rescues. 7 p.m. FREE. Jim Hall Foothills Learning Center, 3188 Sunset Peak Road, Boise, 208493-2530, bee.cityofboise.org/ foothills.

Literature FOOD FOR FINES—Take nonperishable food items to the library for the Idaho Foodbank, and the library will deduct up to $10 in late fees from each card in your household. Through April 15. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. FREE. Ada Community Library Victory Branch, 10664 W. Victory Road, Boise, 208-362-0181, adalib. org/victory.

Kids & Teens

Talks & Lectures SUNSET ADULT LECTURE SERIES: SEARCH AND RESCUE IN IDAHO’S BACKCOUNTRY—Hear about the harrowing experiences and epic rescues of the Idaho Mountain Search and Rescue Unit. IMSARU Vice President Ron Christensen and colleagues will talk about the 10 essentials for preparedness when venturing into the backcountry while also sharing some amazing stories.

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WARHAWK MONTH OF THE MILITARY CHILD FREE ADMISSION—The month of April has been designated as the Month of the Military Child and Warhawk Air Museum is celebrating by offering free admission all month to military kids (up to age 18) with a paying adult. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

FREE-$12. Warhawk Air Museum, Nampa Airport, 201 Municipal Drive, Nampa, 208-465-6446, warhawkairmuseum.org.

Food ROGUE BEER TASTING—6-8 p.m.

FREE. Brewer’s Haven, 1795 S. Vista Ave., Boise, 208-991-4677, rogue.com.

THE ROGUE HOP EXPERIENCE— Taste all five of the Rogue Farmsgrown IPAs, plus the just-released Honey Kolsch, voted Best Honey Beer two years in a row by the National Honey Board. 6-8 p.m.

FREE. Bier:Thirty Bottle and Bistro, 3073 S. Bown Way, Boise, 208-342-1916, rogue.com.

WINE WEDNESDAY AND DJ DANCE KARAOKE—All wine is $2 off by the glass and $8 off the bottle. 8:30-11:45 p.m. FREE. Oak Barrel of Eagle, 1065 E. Winding Creek Drive, Eagle, 208938-3010, OakBarrelofEagle. com.

FRIDAY-SUNDAY, APRIL 14-16

M E G A N B ROWN

Get street wise.

Fates and Furies.

You gotta fight, for your right, to fuuuuuture.

ACHD OPEN HOUSE: TWO-WAY CONVERSIONS

THE CABIN PRESENTS: LAUREN GROFF

FANDEMONIUM

Amid a historic wave of construction and redevelopment in downtown Boise, a number of streets in the core are being considered for conversion from one-way to two-way. Among them, Fifth and Sixth streets between Fort and Myrtle streets.

The Ada County Highway District will host an open house on the changes Thursday, April 13 with two sessions at the Basque Center: the first, from 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., is scheduled to accommodate downtown workers during the lunch hours, while the second, from 5-7 p.m., is geared toward the after-work crowd. ACHD will make materials from the open house available online and at the Basque Center through the end of business Friday, April 14. Comments can be sent to ACHD at 3775 Adams St. in Garden City or emailed to projects@achdidaho.org until Thursday, April 27.

11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., 5-7 p.m.; FREE. Basque Center, 601 Grove.

St., 208-387-6238, achdidaho.org.

Lovers can be deeply committed to each other but still exist worlds apart. That’s the plot of Lauren Groff’s 2015 National Book Award finalist novel, Fates and Furies, in which a husband and wife each tell the stories of their marriage—with the wife illuminating her husband’s privilege and some of the mysteries of matrimony. Rather than being dour, Fates and Furies shows how a few secrets and some self interest can be good for relationships.

Groff’s other books include Delicate Edible Birds, The Monsters of Templeton and Arcadia, all of which have been celebrated for their finely tuned prose. Groff will read and talk about her work, as well as answer audience questions, at The Egyptian Theatre Thursday, April 13 as part of The Cabin’s Readings and Conversations series—an event you’ll be furious if you miss.

7:30 p.m. $25-$35. The Egyptian Theatre, 700 W. Main St., 208331-8000, thecabinidaho.org.

When the organizers of Fandemonium 2017 describe their 13th annual event as an “entertainment expo … celebrating all things media culture,” they aren’t kidding. Marvel at the number of contests, workshops, panel discussions, parties, demonstrations, video and tabletop gaming events, exhibitors and honored guests featured at the Wyndham Garden hotel in Boise. From Friday, April 14-Sunday, April 16 you can learn how to crochet “Zombie Survival Style,” take part in a K-Pop cosplay dance party, share “Anime That Scarred Me for Life” or hit the hay with a Homestuck sleepover— and that’s just a taste of what’s going down the first day.

The tagline for this year’s Fandemonium is “Fight For The Future,” but with admission starting at $12, it might well be “fight for a ticket.”

10 a.m., times vary; $12-$35. Wyndham Garden Boise Airport Hotel, 3300 S. Vista Ave., 208-343-4900, fandemonium.org.

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$9-$15. Danny Peterson Theatre, Morrison Center, 2201 Cesar Chavez Lane, Boise, 208-4261110, theatrearts.boisestate. edu/the-flick.

On Stage

THE CABIN READINGS AND CONVERSATIONS: LAUREN GROFF—Spend an intellectually stimulating evening with Lauren Groff, the award-winning and bestselling author of the celebrated short story collection Delicate Edible Birds, as well as the author of three novels: The Monsters of Templeton, shortlisted for the Orange Prize for New Writers; Arcadia, winner of the Medici Book Club Prize; and Fates and Furies, a finalist for the National Book Award and Amazon’s pick for Best Book of the Year. 7:30 p.m. $25$35. Egyptian Theatre, 700 W. Main St., Boise, 208-331-8000, thecabinidaho.org/event/2368.

BLT: 37 POSTCARDS—After years of traveling abroad, Avery is happy to return to the comfort of his home. Unfortunately, almost nothing is as he remembered it. The entire house is tilted, the dog hasn’t been fed in five years, and Avery’s grandmother, who everyone thought was dead, is still alive and kicking. 37 Postcards suggests that you can go home again. You just never know what you’re going to find. 7:30 p.m. $11-$14. Boise Little Theater, 100 E. Fort St., Boise, 208-3425104, boiselittletheater.org.

BOISE STATE THEATRE ARTS: THE FLICK—Tiny battles and not-so-tiny heartbreaks play out in the empty aisles of a movie theater, becoming more gripping than the lackluster, second-run movies on screen. 7:30 p.m.

COMEDIAN AL JACKSON—8 p.m. $10. Liquid Lounge, 405 S. Eighth St., Boise, 208-941-2459, liquidboise.com.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19

COMEDY OPEN MIC—9:30 p.m.

FREE. Liquid Lounge, 405 S. Eighth St., Boise, 208-941-2459, liquidboise.com.

MODERN CLASSICS: A JOURNEY THROUGH MUSIC EXOTICISM PART 2—The Modern Classics chamber music series features the Chimera Duo (English Horn and Harp), along with guest artists on various instruments.

Musical selections will reflect renowned native composers of each country, their influences, historical developments, programme music, and much more. 7:30 p.m. $10-$15 adv., $13-$18 door. Riverside Hotel Sapphire Room, 2900 W. Chinden Blvd., Garden City, 208-3431871, sapphireboise.com.

COMEDY CENTR AL

RED LIGHT VARIETY SHOW: H2OOOOO— Sail the seven seas and explore everything wet with H2Ooooo, featuring burlesque, aerial acrobatics, modern dance, partner acrobatics, boylesque, and so much more, this extravaganza of titillation is sure to fill your treasure chests with booty and plunder. 9 p.m. $15 adv., $20 door. Visual Arts Collective, 3638 Osage St., Garden City, 208-424-8297, rlvs-boise.com.

SPOTLIGHT THEATRE: DISNEY’S HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL ON STAGE—A high school jock and the new smart girl at school find true love and land the lead roles in the school show.

Produced by Spotlight in conjuntion with Columbia Performing Arts. 7 p.m. $10-$12. Columbia High School, 301 S. Happy Valley Road, Nampa, 208-498-0571, spotlight-theatre.com.

Art

Laughing out loud.

ALMOST THERE PRESENTS: KYLE KINANE With his full beard, not-so-full head of hair and chill but sardonic delivery, actor/comedian/writer Kyle Kinane would have been perfect as a Sons of Anarchy extra. He has the chops. Kinane was the voice of Biker Dude in the 2013 animated film Epic; he voices Ice Cream in the nutty Warner Bros./Disney XD animated series Right Now Kapow; and he helped develop the twisted Comedy Central animated sketch show Triptank. Stand-up, however, is where Kinane is making his biggest mark—he did a brilliant five minutes on Conan last year, has done three one-hour Comedy Central specials and much more—which is why local comic Dylan Haas chose Kinane to launch his comedy promotion project, Almost There, by bringing the comic to Boise for a one-night performance on Wednesday, April 19, at Neurolux. Local comic Emma Arnold will open.

8 p.m., $20. Neurolux, 111 N. 11th St., 208-343-0886, neurolux.com.

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BOISE STATE SPRING 2017 BFA EXHIBITION—This year’s exhibition will feature a variety of work from 23 visual art, art education, and illustration students.

Works range from ceramics, drawing and painting, illustration, performance art, photography, printmaking and sculpture. Also showing in the VAC’s Gallery Two, located in the adjacent Hemingway Center, Room 110. Through April 24. Mondays-Thursdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through April 24. FREE. Boise State Visual Arts Center Gallery 1, Liberal Arts Building, Room 170, 1874 University Drive, Boise, 208-426-3994, facebook.com/ VisualArtsCenter.

JAKE PRENDEZ: DON’T SELF-CONCHAS—The works of Chicano artist Jake Prendez center on MexicanAmerican culture and reflect Mexican indigenous influences, popular culture and satire. In the SUB Student Diversity Center through May 13. Through May 13, 7 a.m.-midnight. FREE. Boise State Student Union Building, 1910 University Drive, Boise, 208-426-INFO, events.boises-

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VIVID ARTIST SPACES INFORMATIONAL MEETING—Join Vivid Artists Spaces at this informational meeting for any artist or professional interested in fostering creativity and creating a place for artists to work, teach and collaborate. 6-7 p.m. FREE. The Owyhee, 1109 Main St., Boise, 419-575-0723, facebook.com/ VIVIDArtistSpaces.

Literature FISHING FOR THE GOOD LIFE: CONSERVATION, MEANING AND RELATIONS IN THE RIVER WHY—Join Gregory McElwain, College of Idaho Assistant Professor of Philosophy and Religious Studies, to explore the philosophical themes in David James Duncan’s The River Why, including its perspectives on conservation, social relations, spirituality and the search for meaning in the fullest human life. Part of Read Me Treasure Valley. 7 p.m. FREE. Boise Public Library at Cole and Ustick, 7557 W. Ustick Road, Boise, 208972-8300, readmetv.com.

signature cocktail with Readings and Conversations featured author Lauren Groff before her talk at the Egyptian (requires separate ticket). The Cabin can comfortably fit 30 people in their lobby, so snag your spot quickly.

Transportation from The Cabin to the Egyptian will be available. 5-7 p.m. $50-$60. The Cabin, 801 S. Capitol Blvd., Boise, 208-3318000, thecabinidaho.org.

ROGUE BEER TASTING—4:30-6:30 p.m. FREE. Boise Co-op North End, 888 W. Fort St., Boise, 208-472-4500, rogue. com.

ROGUE TIKI THURSDAY PARTY—Enjoy Rogue Ales on tap featuring two new releases: Paradise Pucker, a passion fruit, orange and guava sour; and Cold Brew IPA Nitro, with Stumptown Cold Brew Coffee, IPA and Nitro all in one. Plus Rogue’s new canned beer, a live band, and a food truck serving Hawaiian cuisine.

6-8 p.m. FREE. PreFunk Beer Bar, 1100 W. Front St., Boise, 208331-3865. rogue.com.

FRIDAY APRIL 14

Talks & Lectures

Festivals & Events

ICL PORCH TALK: WATER— Spring is here, which means the porch talks are back. Join the Idaho Conservation League for a fun and casual after-work event where leaders in the community share their knowledge. The topic will be water, with Stephanie Raddatz, SUEZ outreach coordinator. Beer and snacks provided.

5:30-6:30 p.m. FREE. Idaho Conservation League, 710 N. Sixth St., Boise, 208-345-6933, idahoconservation.org.

5TH ANNUAL TRASHION SHOW—Join Bombshell Salon and emcees Rocci Johnson and Minerva Jayne for an evening packed with a variety of performance artists, acrobats and musicians, all costumed in creations by local artists made from recycled materials.

There will be a silent auction and other donation opportunities, with 100 percent of proceeds benefiting Idaho Rivers United, the local non-profit protecting Idaho’s rivers and watersheds. 7-9 p.m. $10. Humpin’ Hannah’s, 621 Main St., Boise, 208-345-7557.

Kids & Teens TEEN ADVISORY BOARD—Teens, don’t miss your chance to get behind the scenes at the library and help with important decisions.

For ages 12-18. 7 p.m. FREE. Ada Community Library Lake Hazel Branch, 10489 Lake Hazel Road, Boise, 208-297-6700, adalib. org/lakehazel.

Odds & Ends SCRABBLE PLAY DAY—Play the classic game for teens and adults or the junior version for children on National Scrabble Day. 4:307:30 p.m. FREE. Ada Community Library Victory Branch, 10664 W. Victory Road, Boise, 208-3620181, adalib.org/victory.

Food COCKTAILS AT THE CABIN WITH LAUREN GROFF—Enjoy a

On Stage BLT: 37 POSTCARDS—After years of traveling abroad, Avery is happy to return to the comfort of his home. Unfortunately, almost nothing is as he remembered it. The entire house is tilted, the dog hasn’t been fed in five years, and Avery’s grandmother, who everyone thought was dead, is still alive and kicking. 37 Postcards suggests that you can go home again. 8 p.m. $11-$14. Boise Little Theater, 100 E. Fort St., Boise, 208-342-5104, boiselittletheater.org.

BOISE STATE THEATRE ARTS: THE FLICK— Tiny battles and not-so-tiny heartbreaks play out in the empty aisles of a movie theater, becoming more gripping than the lackluster, second-run movies on screen. 7:30 p.m. $9-$15. Danny Peterson Theatre, Morrison Center, 2201 Cesar Chavez Lane, Boise, 208-4261110, theatrearts.boisestate.

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COMEDIAN AL JACKSON—8 p.m. and 10 p.m. $12. Liquid Lounge, 405 S. Eighth St., Boise, 208-941-2459, liquidboise.com.

FIDDLERS OF IDAHO STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS—Friday’s Entertainment Night concert features the Smith Family from Wendell, and State, National and Grand Master champion fiddlers Tim Hodson, Monique Ruwe and John Francis. Then on Saturday, watch the state’s novice, intermediate and certified fiddlers ages 5-95 compete in the contest.

6:30 p.m. FREE-$10. Hailey Community Campus, 1050 Fox Acres Road, Hailey, 208-788-3481, fiddlersofidaho.org/.

FREAKS N’ FETISH RESURRECTION BALL— Enjoy an incredible and unforgettable fire, lighting, sound and video experience never before seen or attempted at a reasonable price. 7 p.m. $20-$40.

Knitting Factory Concert House, 416 S. Ninth St., Boise, 208-3671212, bo.knittingfactory.com.

LIPSINC: LADIES OF THE EVENING—Enough with the suspense already. LipsInc! kicks off 2017 with the unveiling of their new gyrrl on the block. In Ladies of the Evening, Victoria and Martini (along with their new gal pal) will be hooking you up and giving you the goods, along with guest star Marilyn. Call to make a reservation. 8:30 p.m. $20. Balcony Club, 150 N. Eighth St., Boise, 208-368-0405, lipsinc.net.

RED LIGHT VARIETY SHOW: H2OOOOO—Sail the seven seas and explore everything wet with H2Ooooo, featuring burlesque, aerial acrobatics, modern dance, partner acrobatics, boylesque, and much more. This extravaganza of titillation is sure to fill your treasure chests with booty and plunder. 9 p.m. $15 adv., $20 door. Visual Arts Collective, 3638 Osage St., Garden City, 208-4248297, rlvs-boise.com.

SPOTLIGHT THEATRE: DISNEY’S HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL ON STAGE—A high school jock and the new smart girl at school find true love and land the lead roles in the school show.

Produced by Spotlight in conjuntion with Columbia Performing Arts. 7 p.m. $10-$12. Columbia High School, 301 S. Happy Valley Road, Nampa, 208-498-0571, spotlight-theatre.com.

STAGE COACH: MAURITIUS—In this dramatic comedy by Theresa Rebeck, two estranged half-sisters discover a book of rare stamps that may include the crown jewel for collectors after their mother’s death. One sister tries to collect on the windfall, while the other resists for sentimental reasons.

But a seemingly simple sale becomes dangerous when three seedy, high-stakes collectors enter the sisters’ world. Contains

adult language and situations. 8 p.m. $15. Stage Coach Theatre, 4802 W. Emerald Ave., Boise, 208-342-2000, stagecoachtheatre.com.

Art BOISE STATE ART METALS ANNUAL SHOW— Stop by R. Grey Gallery to support the budding artists and alumni from the Boise State Art Metals program. Original artwork will be showcased all month at the gallery and will be available for purchase by silent auction. Proceeds help the Art Metals program purchase new tools and supplies for student use. Through April 29 Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Continues through April 30.

FREE. R. Grey Gallery Jewelry and Art Glass, 415 S. Eighth St., Boise, 208-385-9337. facebook.com/ BSUArtMetalsStudio.

Calls to Artists BOISE FILM FESTIVAL PICTURE PERFECT POSTER CONTEST—Local artists, graphic designers, photographers and screen printers are to re-imagine classic (or not so classic) film posters with an Idaho landscape as the setting or background. Artists will showcase their final submissions at a public auction later in June (exact date and venue to be announced).

Through May 15. boisefilmfestival. org/picture-perfect-posters.

Kids & Teens NICOLE CASTROMAN AND TRICIA LEVENSELLER PIRATE PARTY—It’s a Pirate Party with authors Nicole Castroman and Tricia Levenseller, who’ll be bringing a hearty Argh! to Boise for an incredible night of pirate stories.

7 p.m. FREE. Rediscovered Books, 180 N. Eighth St., Boise, 208-376-4229, rdbooks.org.

Odds & Ends BITCOIN-N-BEERS—Drop by to discuss whatever is on your mind.

All topics are fair game. Idaho Bitcoin Group is creating an environment that nurtures creativity and conceptualization while at the same time solving bitcoin puzzles and answering any questions you may have. This is your chance to sit with a bitcoin expert and fire away with questions. Hosted by the Boise TechMall, home of Idaho’s First Bitcoin BTM. 7 p.m.

FREE. Boise TechMall, 1550 S. Cloverdale Road, Boise, 208-2298600, meetup.com/Boise-BitcoinMeetup/events/238547760.

FRIDAY LATIN DANCE NIGHT— Enjoy Latin tropical dancing every Friday night. Boise’s best Latin DJs play your favorite Salsa, Bachata, Merengue, Cumbia and more

for your dancing pleasure. Want to learn how to dance? Lessons for beginners start at 8:30 p.m.

8:30 p.m.-2 a.m. $5-$8. Ochos Boise, 515 W. Idaho St., Boise, facebook.com/OchosBoise.

Food NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK FOOD TRUCK RALLY—Celebrate National Library Week with music, activities for the entire family, tours of the unBound library branch, the kickoff of the bike checkout program, and delicious eats from local food trucks. One lucky attendee will win a new bike ($300 value) from Meridian Cycles. 5-9 p.m. FREE. Meridian City Hall, 33 E. Broadway Ave., Meridian, 208-888-4451.

ROGUE BEER TASTING—6-8 p.m.

FREE. Whole Foods Market, 401 S. Broadway Ave., Boise, 208287-4600, rogue.com.

ROGUE NATION NIGHT—Enjoy tastes of five Rogue beers and rabble-rousing with Rogue Nation President Big Al. 6-8 p.m. FREE. The Growler Guys Original, 2020 E. Overland Road, Ste. 100, Meridian, 208-287-8600, rogue. com.

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STUDIO BOISE IDAHO PLACES, IDAHO FACES PHOTO CONTEST—Enter Studio Boise’s photo contest for a chance to win $1,000 cash. The theme is “Idaho Places, Idaho Faces” and is open to interpretation. Top 20 finalists will be exhibited in their gallery.

All experience levels welcome.

Through April 30. $5. Studio Boise, 4619 Emerald St., Ste 106, Boise, 208-917-7427, studioboise.org/contestrules.

Literature BIG TREE ARTS BOISE POETRY SLAM FINALS—Part of Boise’s National Poetry Month celebration. 7 p.m. $5. MING Studios, 420 S. Sixth St., Boise, 208-9494365.

Citizen AMERICAN FOUNDATION FOR SUICIDE PREVENTION CONCERT FUNDRAISER—Enjoy a night of live rock n’ roll with The English Muffins. There will be a no-host bar, silent auction and prizes. Proceeds benefit the AFSP Idaho Chapter. For all ages. 7 p.m. $5. Basque Center, 601 W. Grove St., Boise, 208-331-5097, afsp.org.

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CALENDAR SATURDAY APRIL 15 Festivals & Events BOISE FARMERS MARKET— The Boise Farmers Market is the

community’s source for locally grown foods sold by the farmer. The Market features specialty food products, Idaho goods and a select few artisans, plus a community space to learn about food and sustainability.

9 a.m.-1 p.m. FREE. Boise Farmers Market, 10th and Grove Streets, Boise, 208-345-9287, theboisefarmersmarket.com.

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BOISE HEMPFEST 2017—Check out this cannabis education event, featuring speakers, vendors and live music. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. FREE. Julia Davis Park, 700 S. Capitol Blvd., Boise, boisehempfest.com.

CAPITAL CITY PUBLIC MARKET—Market goers will find booths full of fresh local produce, beautiful flowers, delicious specialty food items, and one-of-a-kind locally crafted art. 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.

FREE. Capital City Public Market, Eighth Street between Idaho and Jefferson streets, Boise, 208-345-3499, capitalcitypublicmarket.com.

IDAHO LATINO SCHOLARSHIP FOUNDATION GALA DINNER AND AUCTION—Join the Idaho Latino Scholarship Foundation for “Changing Lives for Generations: Shaping the Future.” You’ll enjoy cocktails, dinner, silent and live auctions, and entertainment.

The nonprofit was established to enhance the education level and achievements of the Latino community by providing scholarships to enable more Latino students to get a college education. For more info, contact Alan Katseanes by phone or at info@idaholsf.org. 6 p.m. $75. Jack’s Urban Meeting Place, 1000 W. Myrtle St., Boise, 208-447-0001, idaholsf.org.

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BLT: 37 POSTCARDS—After years of traveling abroad, Avery is happy to return to the comfort of his home. Unfortunately, almost nothing is as he remembered it. The entire house is tilted, the dog hasn’t been fed in five years, and Avery’s grandmother is still alive and kicking. 37 Postcards suggests that you can go home again. You just never know what you’re going to find. 8 p.m. $11$14. Boise Little Theater, 100 E. Fort St., Boise, 208-342-5104, boiselittletheater.org.

BOISE STATE THEATRE ARTS: THE FLICK— Tiny battles and not-so-tiny heartbreaks play out in the empty aisles of a movie theater, becoming more gripping than the lackluster, second-run movies on screen. 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. $9-$15. Danny Peterson Theatre, Morrison Center, 2201 Cesar Chavez Lane, Boise, 208-426-1110.

COMEDIAN AL JACKSON—8 p.m. and 10 p.m. $12. Liquid Lounge, 405 S. Eighth St., Boise, 208-941-2459, liquidboise.com.

FIDDLERS OF IDAHO STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS—Novice, intermediate and certified fiddlers ages 5-95 compete. 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

FREE-$10. Hailey Community Campus, 1050 Fox Acres Road, Hailey, 208-788-3481, fiddlersofidaho.org.

LES BOIS JUNIOR BALLET: COPPÉLIA—It’s one of the most beloved ballets of all time, full of comedy and magic, but it’s also funny, so feel free to laugh. A treat for the whole family. 5 p.m. $11. Nampa Civic Center, 311 Third St. S., Nampa, 208-4685555, nampaciviccenter.com.

LIPSINC: LADIES OF THE EVENING—Enough with the suspense already. LipsInc! kicks off 2017 with the unveiling of their new gyrrl on the block. In Ladies of the Evening, Victoria and Martini (along with their new gal pal) will be hooking you up and giving you the goods, along with guest star Marilyn. Reservations recommended; call 208-368-0405 to secure your seats. 8:30 p.m. $20.

Balcony Club, 150 N. Eighth St., Boise, 208-368-0405, lipsinc.net.

RED LIGHT VARIETY SHOW: H2OOOOO—Sail the seven seas and explore everything wet with H2Ooooo, featuring burlesque, aerial acrobatics, modern dance, partner acrobatics, boylesque, and so much more, This extravaganza of titillation is sure to fill your treasure chests with booty and plunder. 9 p.m. $15 adv., $20 door. Visual Arts Collective, 3638 Osage St., Garden City, 208-4248297, rlvs-boise.com.

SPOTLIGHT THEATRE: DISNEY’S HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL ON STAGE—A high school jock and the new smart girl at school find true love and land the lead roles in the school show.

Produced by Spotlight in conjuntion with Columbia Performing Arts. 7 p.m. $10-$12. Columbia High School, 301 S. Happy Valley Road, Nampa, 208-498-0571, spotlight-theatre.com.

STAGE COACH: MAURITIUS—In this dramatic comedy by Theresa Rebeck, two estranged half-sisters discover a book of rare stamps that may include the crown jewel for collectors after their mother’s death. One sister tries to collect on the windfall, while the other resists for sentimental reasons.

But a seemingly simple sale becomes dangerous when three seedy, high-stakes collectors enter the sisters’ world. Contains adult language and situations. 8 p.m. $15. Stage Coach Theatre, 4802 W. Emerald Ave., Boise, 208-3422000, stagecoachtheatre.com.

Workshops & Classes PAINT WITH BOB ROSS—Spend an hour allowing Bob Ross to guide you through a painting, then spend the next hour making the painting yours. Take your own paint (no oils), brushes and canvas or purchase a canvas and use the studio’s acrylic paint for $10. Table top easels and some aprons available to borrow. Take a drink and/or snack Saturday, April 15, 6-8 p.m. FREE-$10. UP MakerSpace, 4688B W. Chinden Blvd., Garden City, 208-488-1173. upmakerspace.com/event/paintbob-ross-social.

Art BOISE WATERSHED RIVER CAMPUS FESTIVAL—Celebrate the opening of the new Boise WaterShed River Campus. You can meet the artists who have helped shape the River Campus’ story about our watershed, and create

your own art. There’ll be games, music, food trucks and more. You can also help plant the agricultural areas with Boise Urban Garden School. A public wastewater tour will begin at 11:30 a.m., (closed toe shoes required). An Easter egg hunt for children up to age 10 will be held at noon. Saturday, April 15, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. FREE. Boise WaterShed, 11818 W. Joplin Road, Boise, 208-608-7300, boiseenvironmentaleducation.org.

Literature STORY STORY STUDIO WITH HEIDI KRAAY—Part of Boise’s National Poetry Month celebration. In the JUMP Inspire Studio.

1:30-4:30 p.m. $30-$40. Jack’s Urban Meeting Place, 1000 W. Myrtle St., Boise, 208-639-6610.

Sports & Fitness 2017 SPRING BREAKOUT SERIES—Kick off the cycling season with Bob’s Bicycles 2017 Spring Breakout Road Race Series.

Details and registration can be found online at springseries.com.

Races start at South Cloverdale Road about one mile south of Poen Road. Sat., April 15, 8:30 a.m. $20-$35, $100-$105 3-race serues. Bob’s Bicycles, 6681 W. Fairview Ave., Boise, 208-3228042, springseries.com.

Kids & Teens CAPITAL COMMUNITY EGG HUNT—The Capital Community Egg Hunt has added more fun activities for all ages, more food trucks to keep you fueled, and more candy for the kids to hunt. 10:30 a.m. FREE. Julius M. Kleiner Memorial Park, 1900 N. Records Ave., Meridian, capitalchristian.com/egg-hunt.

EASTER EGG DROP—Take the whole family for the annual Easter Egg Drop. There will be over 20,000 eggs full of candy and prizes. Everyone is welcome at this free community event.

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CALENDAR 10-11 a.m. FREE. Cathedral of the Rockies Amity Campus, 4464 S. Maple Grove Road, Boise, 208362-2168, cathedraloftherockies.org.

EASTER EGG HUNT—Everyone is welcome to join Silver Sage Baptist Church for a free Easter Egg hunt. There will be free hot dogs following the hunt. 2-3:30 p.m. FREE. Silver Sage Baptist Church, 5858 S. Maple Grove Road, Boise, 208-362-0309, silversagebc.com.

FLASHLIGHT EASTER EGG HUNT—Join Nampa Parks and Rec for the annual Flashlight Easter Egg Hunt on the grounds of the Nampa Rec Center. Take your own flashlight and search for every last egg. For ages 13-17. 8-9:30 p.m. $3. Nampa Recreation Center, 131 Constitution Way, Nampa, 208-468-5858, nampaparksandrecreation.org.

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK EASTER EGG HUNT—Join Engage Boise for this Glow-in-the-Dark Easter Egg Hunt for ages 0-12 years.

Registration starts at 7:45 p.m., with kickoff at 8 p.m. There will be prizes and giveaways. 7:459:30 p.m. FREE. Engage Boise, 270 E. Pennsylvania St., Boise, 208-336-1925, engageboise. com.

IDAHO TRANSITION PROJECT COLLEGE DAY—Head over to the Boise State SUB for workshops on financial aid, career and major exploration, the accommodations aspect of post-secondary education, and money management.

Representatives from different disabilities offices in Idaho will also be on hand. Plus free food and a campus tour will also be provided, in addition to parent workshops on financial literacy and accommodations. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. FREE. Boise State Student Union Hatch Ballroom, 1910 University Drive, Boise, 208-4264470.

RIGHT ON TARGET SPECIAL NEEDS STORYTIME—This storytime is intended to be a full-family opportunity for caregivers and/or therapists of patrons with special needs. The planning will focus on cognitive levels of pre-school through second grade with stories, songs and activities.

Made possible by the Nampa Target Store on the third Saturday of each month for this program.

10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. FREE. Nampa Public Library, 215 12th Ave. S., Nampa, 208-468-5800, nampalibrary.org.

water and lunch. No registration required. 7:30 a.m.-6 p.m. $10$15. Idaho Museum of Mining and Geology, 2455 Old Penitentiary Road, Boise, 208-368-9876, idahomuseum.org.

WALKABOUT BOISE WALKING TOUR—Join Preservation Idaho for their weekly Saturday guided walking tour through 150 years of history and architecture. They will introduce you to the built environment that makes downtown Boise like no other place. These walking tours will be held rain or shine, beginning and ending in front of the Basque Museum on Grove Street. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $12. Basque Block, Grove Street between Capitol Boulevard and Sixth Street, Boise, preservationidaho.org/walkabout-boise-2016.

FIELD TRIP: FLUVIAL EFFECTS OF THE BONNEVILLE FLOOD— Join Idaho State’s Paul Link and Ben Crosby on a field trip to examine flood effects from the Bonneville Flood. Register at the museum at 7 a.m. with a departure at 7:30 a.m. Some walking on uneven surfaces; good field shoes are required. Area can be very windy and cold. Take

COMEDIAN AL JACKSON—8 p.m. $10. Liquid Lounge, 405 S. Eighth St., Boise, 208-941-2459, liquidboise.com.

Sports & Fitness EASTER FAMILY FUN—Join Cabela’s on Easter for family fun and games. Try your hand at archery at the inflatable range or test your sleuthing skills in the store scavenger hunt. Don’t forget to try some of the “store favorites” samples and make the most of your Easter. 1-3:30 p.m.

FREE. Cabela’s, 8109 W. Franklin, Boise, 208-672-7900, cabelas. com/boise.

Food CURRY FOR A CAUSE IDAHO— Enjoy an authentic Indian dinner, dance performances, henna artists, silent auction and dessert auction. Proceeds will go to transition teen girls (living in West Bengal, India) out of orphanages and slums and into a career path that will release them from the cycle of poverty. 6-8:30 p.m. $25. Meridian Senior Center at the Park, Julius M. Kleiner Park, 1920 N. Records Way, Meridian, 208-890-7573, illuminateindia. org/projects.

Religious/Spiritual EASTER SERVICES—Celebrate Easter at sunrise service, 7 a.m.; morning services, 8:30 a.m. and 10:45 a.m.; and Trinity service, 5 p.m. FREE. Red Rock Christian Church, 1124 S. Roosevelt, Boise, 208-342-2380, redrockchristianchurch.org.

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SUNDAY APRIL 16

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS—Is food a problem for you? No matter what your problem with food, Overeaters Anonymous has a solution. OA is a fellowship of individuals who are recovering from compulsive overeating through shared experience, strength and hope. They welcome everyone who wants to stop eating compulsively. For more information, visit OA.org for details on the 13 other meetings in the Southwest Idaho region. 6:30-7:30 p.m. FREE. Boise Church of Christ, 2000 N. Eldorado St., Boise, 208-4091086, oa.org.

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BOISE PUBLIC LIBRARY HOLIDAY CLOSURE—All branches of the Boise Public Library will be closed in observance of the Easter holiday. Boise Public Library, 715 S. Capitol Blvd., Boise, 208972-8200, boisepubliclibrary.org.

EASTER BRUNCH AT OAK BARREL OF EAGLE—Featuring glazed ham, chicken cacciatore, home-style bacon, farm fresh scrambled eggs with cheddar, Carolee’s eggs Benedict casserole, breakfast potatoes with Julienne of peppers and pnions, garden vegetables crudité, springtime fruits, and crepes with berries and crème Anglaise. Call for reservations. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $24. Oak Barrel of Eagle, 1065 E. Winding Creek Drive, Eagle, 208938-3010, OakBarrelofEagle. com.

ROCKY MOUNTAIN ELK FOUNDATION BANQUET—Enjoy games, auctions, food and a chance to win prizes. 4:30 p.m. $30-$70.

Ford Idaho Center, 16200 Idaho Center Blvd., Nampa, 208-4681000, rmef.org.

WINE TASTING—1-4 p.m. FREE. City Center Wines, 574 W. Main St., Boise, 208-972-3385, facebook.com/citycenterwines.

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$14. Boise Little Theater, 100 E. Fort St., Boise, 208-342-5104, boiselittletheater.org.

BLT: 37 POSTCARDS—After years of traveling abroad, Avery is happy to return to the comfort of his home. Unfortunately, almost nothing is as he remembered it. The entire house is tilted, the dog hasn’t been fed in five years, and Avery’s grandmother, who everyone thought was dead, is still alive and kicking. 37 Postcards suggests that you can go home again. You just never know what you’re going to find. 2 p.m. $11-

MONDAY APRIL 17 On Stage JON KLEIN BENEFIT CONCERT—Jon Klein has been a member of the Boise music family for the past 13 years, and is often seen gigging around the valley with his dear friend Steve Eaton, who affectionately introduces Klein as his “secret weapon.” Klein was recently diagnosed with high-risk prostate cancer, and will soon be overwhelmed with travel and uncovered medical expenses. You can help ease some of this burden while enjoying performances by many of Boise’s favorite musical talents, including Steve Eaton, Rob Harding, Camden Hughes, Dave John, Mike Siefrit and many other Boise music stars. If you’re unable to attend, you can still donate online at gofundme.com/ qd959-jon-klein-benefit. 7:30 p.m. $20-$25 adv., $25-$30 door. Riverside Hotel Sapphire Room, 2900 W. Chinden Blvd., Garden City, 208-343-1871, gofundme.com/qd959-jon-kleinbenefit.

LOCAL COMEDY SHOW—7 p.m.

FREE. Liquid Lounge, 405 S. Eighth St., Boise, 208-941-2459, liquidboise.com.

Art JANYRAE SEDA: CALLING FROM A SUMMER—JanyRae Seda’s solo exhibition is a journey exploring relational works of man, environment and animal.

The show demonstrates extreme range and abilities, from historically inspired urban landscapes to Western rural countrysides.

Through May 21. 7-a.m.-midnight FREE. Boise State Student Union Gallery, 1910 University Drive, Boise, 208-426-1242, janyrseda. com.

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UNITED WAY CHILDREN’S BOOK DRIVE VOLUNTEERS NEEDED—Join United Way of Treasure Valley to help clean, sort and distribute books collected during its third annual Children’s Book Drive April 10-14. Volunteers are needed April 17-24 to clean, sort and distribute those books. You’ll enjoy snacks, drinks and lots of good cheer at this fun, family-friendly event. Call United Way at 208-336-1070 to participate. 8 a.m.-8 p.m. FREE. Fairview Tech Center, 8740 W. Fairview Ave., Boise, 208-3361070, unitedwaytv.org.

SALMON: RUNNING THE GAUNTLET—This PBS Nature documentary illustrates how human behavior has created unnatural circumstances in the life cycle of salmon. Part of Read Me Treasure Valley. 6:30 p.m. FREE. Ada Community Library Victory Branch, 10664 W. Victory Road, Boise, 208-362-0181, readmetv. com.

VETERANS HOUSING OUTREACH—Veterans are invited to stop by Boise Public Library on Monday mornings to visit with Bryan Bumgarner, an outreach specialist for homeless veterans from Boise’s Veterans Affairs. He’ll help connect you with essential VA services such as housing and medical care. Mondays, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Continues through May 29. FREE. Boise Public Library, 715 S. Capitol Blvd., Boise, 208-972-8200. boisepubliclibrary.org/calendar.

Animals & Pets DIY NO-SOIL CAT GRASS PLANTER CLASS—Join fellow cat lovers to make a DIY no-soil cat grass planter for your home that will look great and appease your cat overlords. For adults only; call to register. 6 p.m. FREE. Boise Public Library, 715 S. Capitol

TUESDAY APRIL 18 Festivals & Events ANNE FRANK MEMORIAL TOURS—Enjoy free docent-led tours of the Idaho Anne Frank Human Rights Memorial every Tuesday from April to October. Meet at the statue of Frank on the greenbelt at Eighth Street. Hosted by the Wassmuth Center for Human Rights. Tuesdays, 12:15-1 p.m. Continues through Oct. 31.

FREE. Anne Frank Memorial, 777 S. Eighth St., Boise. 208-3450304, wassmuthcenter.org.

DCI: A T. REX NAMED SUE— Other than in movies and books, what we see of clade Dinosauria IRL is often just a few small fossil fragments—until now. The Discovery Center of Idaho recently welcomed “A T. rex named Sue,” a traveling exhibit of the “largest, best-preserved and most complete Tyrannosaurus rex ever found.” At 13-feet tall and

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VISITING CERAMIC ARTIST MARTINA LANTIN LECTURE AND DEMONSTRATION—Martina Lantin will demonstrate the process and techniques of her ceramics practice, and deliver an artist’s lecture at 11 a.m. on Monday, April 17. Committed to the joys of working in earthenware, Lantin creates functional ceramics through thrown and altered forms. The event is informal and all are welcome to come talk with Lantin and watch her work anytime during event hours.

Free to all Boise State students, faculty and staff, and CWI and local high school students. A small donation at the door from others is appreciated. In the Ceramics Studio, Room 150. 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m. FREE, by donation. Boise State Liberal Arts Building, 1874 University Drive, Boise, boisestate.edu.

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CALENDAR more than 40-feet long, Sue is a replica made of more than 250 “bones” cast from the original T. rex fossils found in 1990 in Faith, S.D. Sue has been traveling since 2000, bringing with her interactive activities and additional casts, which allow visitors an up-close experience. Through May 7. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $12-$16.

Discovery Center of Idaho, 131 Myrtle St., Boise, 208-343-9895, dcidaho.org.

WHO GETS GRANDMA’S YELLOW PIE PLATE?—Who will get your personal possessions after you are gone? Learn about inheritance, transferring property, and how to communicate and make decisions to reduce potential conflict. Tuesday, April 18, 6-7:30 p.m.

FREE. Garden City Library, 6015 Glenwood St., Garden City, 208472-2941, notaquietlibrary.org.

Art On Stage MUNDEK CLEMENT STEIN’S COMEDY SHOWCASE— 8 p.m. $5. Liquid Lounge, 405 S. Eighth St., Boise, 208-941-2459, liquidboise.com.

Workshops & Classes BUILD YOUR FIRST ROBOT— Learn how to write code, program and build your very own robot from start to finish to take home.

In this four-session workshop, you’ll build locally designed and manufactured robot kits called the MiniMOB, with David Ultis of Citizen Scientific Workshop.

These robust robot kits are designed for educational use and make your first steps into writing code and programming a fun adventure that leads to many more fun exercises and experiments.

Participants must take their own laptop. Only 12 spaces available; for ages 10 and older. 6:30-8:30 p.m. $150. Jack’s Urban Meeting Place, 1000 W. Myrtle St., Boise, 208-639-6610, byfr.eventbrite. com.

FINALLY HOME HOMEBUYER EDUCATION CLASS—Learn how to navigate the home-buying process, find the right lender, avoid costly mistakes, get a better interest rate, and may even help you qualify for down payment assistance. Finally Home is a program of Idaho Housing and Finance Association. Boise classes are hosted by NeighborWorks Boise. Register online. 6-9 p.m. $20. NeighborWorks Boise, 3380 W. Americana Terrace, Ste.120, Boise, 208-258-6225, finallyhomeidaho.com.

STOP FISHING, START CATCHING—Anglers of all ability levels will learn the tricks of the trade from Idaho Statesman fishing columnist Jordan Rodriguez. Whether you’re a total newcomer or looking to add some new tactics to your arsenal, Rodriguez will show you the ropes. Tuesday, April 18, 6-8 p.m. $59. College of Idaho, 2112 Cleveland Blvd., Caldwell, 208459-5188, collegeofidaho.edu/ community-learning.

VISITING CERAMIC ARTIST MARTINA LANTIN LECTURE AND DEMONSTRATION—Martina Lantin will demonstrate the process and techniques of her ceramics practice, and deliver an artist’s lecture at 11 a.m. on Monday, April 17. Committed to the joys of working in earthenware, Lantin creates functional ceramics through thrown and altered forms. The event is informal and all are welcome to come talk with Lantin and watch her work anytime during event hours.

Free to all Boise State students, faculty and staff, and CWI and local high school students. A small donation at the door from others is appreciated. In the Ceramics Studio, Room 150. 9:30 a.m.-2 p.m. FREE, by donation. Boise State Liberal Arts Building, 1874 University Drive, Boise, boisestate.edu.

Literature IDAHO WRITER GUILD LITERARY LUNCHEON—Join Cristen Iris for a short talk on Pitch Practice: Getting Ready to Pitch to an Agent.

Participants will practice pitching and receive feedback from members who have successfully pitched to agents and who know what agents are looking for in a pitch. Open to the public. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. $20-$25. Riverside Hotel Sapphire Room, 2900 W. Chinden Blvd., Garden City, 208343-1871, idahowritersguild.com.

OUTDOOR CONVERSATIONS AUTHOR SERIES: STEVE STUEBNER—Join Steve Stuebner, author of Idaho Centennial Trail, to learn about the history of the 900-mile all-Idaho trail and practical tips and insights on how to complete it. The Outdoor Conversations Series shines a spotlight on authors who connect readers with the wilderness. 7 p.m. FREE. Rediscovered Books, 180 N. Eighth St., Boise, 208-376-4229, rdbooks.org.

THE RIVER WHY BOOK DISCUSSION—Join a lively book discussion of David James Duncan’s entertaining and thoughtprovoking novel. Part of Read Me Treasure Valley. 6 p.m. FREE. Ada Community Library Hidden Springs Branch, 5868 W. Hidden Springs Drive, Boise, 208-2292665, readmetv.com.

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Talks & Lectures THE BOISE RIVER NOW AND THEN—Take your lunch and join Idaho Rivers United for a discussion of the Boise River with Mr. Boise River himself, John Heimer.

He’ll talk about the different plant species along the river and how they affect the river and the riverbed. Having started working on the Boise River in 1965, Heimer will give a firsthand account of its history from being the secondmost polluted river in Idaho with minimum stream flows, flooding, fish populations and recreational usage and how the Clean Water Act played a part in what we treasure today. Noon-1:30 p.m.

FREE. Idaho Rivers United, 3380 W. Americana Terrace, Ste. 140, 208-343-7481, idahorivers.org.

Sports & Fitness RAINBOW BOWLING CLUB— Boise’s Rainbow Bowling Club is always looking for fun new people and bowlers of all skill levels, so whether you bowl an 80 or a 280, you’re welcome to join the fun.

Weekly raffle for prizes and strike pot winnings. Fee includes three games, shoes and ball rental, plus 75 cent beers, 50 cent hot dogs and chips, and 50 cent sodas.

Any questions regarding the club, please call 20th Century Lanes, or just show up early on Bowling Night. Tuesdays, 6:30-9 p.m. Continues through April 25. $10. 20th Century Lanes, 4712 W. State St., Boise, 208-342-8695, facebook. com/rainbowbowlingclub.

Citizen BOISE RIVER PARK PHASE 2 ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT MEETING—Join Project Manager Kelly Burrows to discuss the environmental impacts of the multimillion-dollar recreational park.

How will the project affect aquatic and riparian habitat, water quality and geomorphology? Are there additional opportunities that can be pursued? 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

FREE. Washington Group Plaza, 720 Park Blvd., Boise, boiseriverenhancement.org.

Odds & Ends AMEN CLINIC—Get free dental, vision and medical exams.

Visit amenboise.org for details.

Noon-8 p.m. FREE. Expo Idaho (Fairgrounds), 5610 Glenwood St., Garden City. 208-459-8522, amenboise.org.

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ALBUM RELEASE PARTY 7:30!

AT THE SAPPHIRE ROOM Free CD with ticket purchase For tickets: www.avenueb-music.com Where Broadway, Pop, and Folk meet.

An acoustic trio with tight, genre bending vocal harmonies. Featuring Jed Moss, ( formerly of Air Supply) and siblings Leslie & John Mauldin

hats for sale at the Boise Weekly Office. $12 + TAX benefiting the WCA.

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MUSIC GUIDE WEDNESDAY APRIL 12 ALMOST FAMOUS KARAOKE—9:30 p.m. FREE. Liquid CHUCK SMITH TRIO—8 p.m.

FREE. Chandlers DIEGO’S UMBRELLA—10 p.m. $5. Reef LLOYD AND BECKY BLAKE—6 p.m. FREE. Sofia’s MICHAELA FRENCH—7 p.m.

FREE. High Note MIKE ROSENTHAL—5:30 p.m.

FREE. Chandlers NEXT IN LINE—6:30 p.m. FREE. Highlands Hollow

DEVIANT KIN—7 p.m. FREE. Sockeye-Cole

KATE PLAISTED—7 p.m. FREE. Awakenings

EMBY ALEXANDER—With Storie Grubb, Danny Blaqk and Spiritual Warfare. 7 p.m. $5. Neurolux

MIDLAND—9 p.m. $5. Cowgirls

FRANK MARRA—5:30 p.m. FREE. Chandlers IDAHO SONGWRITERS ASSOCIATION’S LIVE AT THE BISTRO— Van Paepeghem Quartet. 6 p.m.

FREE. Courtyard by MarriottMeridian J.R. (RIVIERO) KINSEY—7 p.m.

FREE. High Note

SATURDAY APRIL 15

OLD DEATH WHISPER—8:45 p.m. FREE. Pengilly’s

BOURBON DOGS—2 p.m. FREE. Sockeye-Cole

SELF SMARTID—10 p.m. FREE. Reef

CHUCK SMITH TRIO WITH KATIE GARONZIK—10 p.m. FREE. Chandlers

SHON SANDERS—8 p.m. FREE. Piper

DOUGLAS CAMERON—8 p.m.

FREE. Piper

THE SUBURBANS—8 p.m. FREE. Ha’ Penny

FRANK MARRA—5:30 p.m. FREE. Chandlers

SWEET BRIAR—8 p.m. FREE. WilliB’s

GHOST REVOLVER—7 p.m. FREE. High Note

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CHUCK SMITH—5:30 p.m. FREE. Chandlers CLAY MOORE—7 p.m. FREE. Capitol Bar

THE SPIRIT OF THE BEEHIVE— With Chairea, Brett Hawkins and Grease Gun. 7 p.m. FREE. High Note

FRIDAY APRIL 14 BLAZE AND KELLY—5 p.m. FREE. Bar 365 BRANT BJORK—With Royal Thunder, Black Wizard and Ags. 8 p.m. $15. The Shredder CHUCK SMITH TRIO WITH KATIE GARONZIK—10 p.m. FREE. Chandlers

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SOMA—7 p.m. FREE. SockeyeCole

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PATRICIA FOLKNER—5 p.m.

FREE. Bar 365

BEN BURDICK TRIO WITH AMY ROSE—8 p.m. FREE. Chandlers

SHON SANDERS—5 p.m. FREE. Bar 365

OPEN MIC—7 p.m. FREE. WilliB’s

OLD DEATH WHISPER—8:45 p.m.

FREE. Pengilly’s

THURSDAY APRIL 13

LOCAL NATIVES AND GENDERS—7 p.m. $25-$60. Knitting Factory

IDAHO SONGWRITERS ASSOCIATION’S LIVE AT THE BISTRO— Carter Freeman. 6 p.m. FREE. Courtyard by Marriott-Meridian

MOODY JEWS—8 p.m. FREE. O’Michael’s

TYLOR AND THE TRAIN ROBBERS—8:45 p.m. FREE. Pengilly’s

HORISONT—With Dirty Streets. 7 p.m. $10 adv., $12 door. Neurolux

MICHAELA FRENCH—7 p.m.

FREE. Capitol Bar

IDAHO SONGWRITERS ASSOCIATION CLUBHOUSE CONCERT: ANDREW SHEPPARD—7:30 p.m.

FREE. Idaho Outdoor Association Hall, 3401 Brazil St.

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STEVE EATON—5 p.m. FREE. Bar 365

FRIM FRAM FOUR—8:45 p.m.

FREE. Pengilly’s

FIONA LURAY—5 p.m. FREE. Bar 365

DIEGO’S UMBRELLA, APRIL 12, REEF When SF Weekly dubs you “one of the most wild, raucous bands in the Bay Area,” you’ve earned the right to self-apply whatever title you want. In the case of Diego’s Umbrella, band members opted for “San Francisco’s Ambassadors of Gypsy Rock.” Sounds good to us—in more ways than one.

The quintet has shredded stages big and small from coast to coast and continent to continent with its hyperactive sound infused with Eastern European rhythms fueled by heavy marching drums, searing violin and righteous accordion.

Mingling Klezmer with punk, folk with country and Mariachi with rock, a lot fits under Diego’s Umbrella—including a live show that gets audiences jumping with wild abandon.

Currently touring behind its latest album, Edjka (Hardline Entertainment, March 2017), the band will bring its signature style to Boise, where it will turn Reef into a whirling Gypsy camp on Wednesday, April 12.

Now that’s diplomacy.

—Zach Hagadone 10 p.m., $5, 21+. Reef, 105 S. Sixth St., 208-287-9200, reefboise.com.

PILOT ERROR—10 p.m. $7. Reef SNEEZBOLE—With Urban Outfielders and Star Warrior. 8 p.m. $5.

Neurolux THIS END UP—7 p.m. FREE. WilliB’s

SUNDAY APRIL 16 HOMESHAKE—With Up Is The Down Is The and Electric Coconut.

7 p.m. $8 adv., $10 door. Neurolux NOCTURNUM LIVE INDUSTRIAL DJS—8 p.m. FREE. Liquid

MONDAY APRIL 17 1332 RECORDS PUNK MONDAY—9 p.m. FREE. Liquid OPEN MIC WITH REBECCA SCOTT AND ROB HILL—8 p.m.

FREE. Pengilly’s

TUESDAY APRIL 18 ATLANTA HISTORICAL SOCIETY FUNDRAISER: WINEWOOD—8:45 p.m. $TBA. Pengilly’s

OCEANS OF MARS, APRIL 15, BOISE HEMPFEST When Eric Bruckbauer played Boise a few years ago, it was with his band Warning: Danger!, a four-piece punk outfit from the Pacific Northwest that played songs about safety. No, really. It was part novelty, all party. Bruckbauer returns to town on Tax Day with his other band, Oceans of Mars, another party-punk four-piece from the Portland-Seattle area.

“The focus is still on having a good time,” Bruckbauer said, and, to that end, outrageous props and crazy costumes are an essential element of an OOM show—but so is talent.

Band members Bruckbauer, Ian Etheridge, Seth Jackson and Marcus Saxon are “veterans of the Northwest music scene” and no matter how “goofy and nasty” OOM songs are—“themes range from a love of nachos and beer to a birthday party for Satan”—they are well-crafted, danceable and addictive.

OOM joins a lineup of talented acts and speakers Saturday, April 15 at the annual Boise Hempfest for a day of entertainment and cannabis education. Just remember: No smoking allowed.

—Amy Atkins 2 p.m., FREE, Julia Davis Bandshell, facebook.com/ OceansofMars. Boise Hempfest: 10 a.m.-9 p.m., FREE. Julia Davis Park, 700 S. Capitol Blvd, boisehempfest.com.

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WINESIPPER SIPPING SAUVIGNON BLANC Way back when, California Chardonnay ruled the white wine world—you almost couldn’t give away wines labeled Sauvignon Blanc. New Zealand, with wineries like Cloudy Bay leading the charge, changed everything.

Before that, Robert Mondavi found a way around the dilemma. He borrowed the name of a French region famous for its Sauvignon Blancs, Pouilly Fume, and thus his version was reborn as Fume Blanc. Problem solved.

For this week, it was a French versus California Sauvignon Blanc throwdown, with the Golden State coming out on top. Here are the winners: 2014 REGIS MINET POUILLY FUME VIEILLES VIGNES, $29 Deep, rich, floral aromas lead off with concentrated, very ripe peach backed by lychee nut, papaya, vanilla and spice. The palate is just as rich, offering sweet grapefruit, peach, baked apple and gooseberry.

The silky finish goes on and on. This wine sports a depth of flavor and fleshy texture that reflects its unique terroir.

2014 TAFT STREET SAUVIGNON BLANC, $18 The lively floral aromas of this Russian River Valley entry are a mix of peach, pear, melon and pink grapefruit colored by a bit of spice. The flavors are round, ripe and creamy, offering bold stone fruit backed by touches of mineral and basil. A very approachable, easy drinking style, it shows just a kiss of acidity on the long finish.

2015 TRIONE SAUVIGNON BLANC, $19 Here, the aromas lean toward the tropical, with mango, ruby grapefruit, pineapple, green apple and gooseberry, along with a light hit of white pepper. Crisp apple and tangy grapefruit mark the palate, playing nicely against creamy, ripe citrus. A refreshing charmer, the bright limeade finish lingers nicely.

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The Bosnian and Herzegovinian Cultural Center of Idaho

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*Image Credit: Amer Kapetanovic, Huffington Post: “The King of Sevdah Music”

LECTURE Thursday, April 20, 7:30 pm, Jordan Ballroom, BSU, 1700 University Dr., FREE

CONCERT Friday, April 21, 8 pm, Pioneer Room – JUMP, 1000 W. Myrtle, Boise, $5 Students & Seniors, $10 G.A.

For more information, contact Maya at: bhcc_idaho@hotmail.com

3rd Annual Bosnian and Herzegovinian Heritage Day FREE EVENT FOR THEE ENTIRE FAMILY May 13, 2017 from 11am to 6pm Julius Kleiner Park Meridian, ID

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SCREEN PREQUELS, SEQUELS, REBOOTS AND RECORD BREAKERS Horror fans find plenty to pick from in 2017 AMY ATKINS

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For every great horror movie there are a slew of stinkers. While the only thing frightening about a number of this year’s offerings is how delusional the studios are if they think people will pay to watch some of the pablum passed off as horror, there are some stellar big-screen scares worth dropping the dough for. Below is our list of a few on both sides of the aisle.

ALREADY OUT Subversive horror flick Get Out (Feb. 24) has raked in more than $150 million in domestic box office sales, with Jordan Peele (Key & Peele, Keanu) breaking the record for highest grossing original debut by a writer-director, which was previously held by the 1999 genre-defining The Blair Witch Project—Peele is also the first black writerdirector to gross $100 million+ with a debut.

Also here—and quickly gone—is the universally unliked The Bye Bye Man (Jan.13). A creepy character becomes corporeal when his name is uttered or even imagined, hence the mantra of the film’s twisted teens: “Don’t think it. Don’t say it.”

Too bad none of them said, “Don’t make it.”

In the it’s-about-time category, is the critically acclaimed M. Night Shyamalan written/directed Split (Jan. 20), which The New York Times described as, “At once solemn and preposterous, sinister and sentimental, efficient and overwrought, Split represents something of a return to form for its writer and director.”

In the “Wasted Potential” file we have A Cure for Wellness (Feb. 17), directed by Gore Verbinski. This one is particularly disappointing because it should have been better: Verbinski directed the first three Pirates of the Caribbean, Rango and the brilliant The Ring. A Cure is eye candy, but Rotten Tomatoes suggests its “surfeit of visual style [is] wasted on a derivative and predictable story.”

Least but not last is Rings (Feb. 24), which brings the Americanized versions of the heartstopping Japanese original, Ringu, to three. Variety

(L-R) James McAvoy is Hedwig in M. Night Shyamalan’s return to form Split, Daniel Kaluuya plays the imperiled boyfriend in critically acclaimed Get Out and Dane DeHaan hobbles through the disappointing A Cure for Wellness.

says Rings is a “blah generic ghost story that’s halfheartedly built around the premise of a videotape that kills. It’s now the file-share that kills. I don’t know why that’s less threatening, but it is.”

Last but not least is The Devil’s Candy (March 17), a well-received flick about a painter possessed by the Prince of Darkness. Rotten Tomatoes says it, “Subverts horror tropes while serving up more than enough stylish thrills to satisfy genre enthusiasts.”

COMING SOON A Dark Song (April 28) described on its Facebook page as an “Irish Welsh occult horror film,” is about two desperate people who turn to black magic. Wired.co.uk called it a “claustrophobic horror that’s equal parts haunted house and pot-boiler thriller.”

As a prequel to 2012’s Prometheus, Alien: Covenant (May 19) promises to dig further yet into the history of the terrifying Xenomorphs, exposing the extent of the species’ rapacious appetite for resources. It’s a must-see for fans of the franchise.

Speaking of awakening, the 19th installment in The Amityville Horror saga, Amityville: The Awakening (June 30) hits theaters more than a year after its original release date.

This time around, it’s the story of young Belle (Bella Thorne) and her comatose twin James (Cameron Monaghan of Shameless) who wakes up after they move into the house with their single mother. Apparently, James isn’t the only one “awakened.” ATA sounds like a shitshow, but is worth seeing—maybe wait for a second-run showing or streaming—if only as an homage to the 1979 original (which featured a terrifying James Brolin).

LATER THIS YEAR Once again, filmmakers will attempt to bring Stephen King successfully to the big screen and this year, they’ll try not once but twice.

First comes the visual version of King’s popular multi-volume sci-fi/fantasy The Dark Tower (Aug. 4), a sort of post-apocalyptic Western starring outstanding actors Idris Elba (Luther, Prometheus, Zootopia) as Roland Deschain a.k.a.

The Gunslinger and Oscar award-winning Matthew McConaughey (True Detective, Dallas Buyers Club, Interstellar) as The Man in Black. If those two aren’t reason enough to see the film, its producers might be: Stephen King, Ron Howard, Akiva Goldsman and Brian Grazer.

The following month, Bill Skarsgard (Hemlock Grove, Allegiant, Atomic Blonde) takes on the iconic role of Pennywise the Clown in It (Sept.

8), first embodied by Tim Curry in the 1990 TV mini-series of the same name. Where big-screen portrayals of King stories often fall short, the mini-series worked, mainly because it had the time to cover the breadth of the epic 1986 novel.

When it was announced Skarsgard would play Pennywise, critics and fans alike questioned the choice. The recently released trailer, however, proved it either a genius move or a moot point: Within 24 hours, the trailer had received 200 million+ views, “blowing past the previous record of 139M set by Universal’s The Fate of the Furious back in December,” according to deadline.com.

Fall starts to go flat with Annabelle: Creation (Aug. 11), the origin story of the creepy doll in The Conjuring, and the fourth installment in the Conjuring franchise; Flatliners (Sept. 29), a reboot of the 1990 classic, which starred Kevin Bacon, Julia Roberts and Kiefer Sutherland, the latter of which stars in the 2017 version, too; Insidious: Chapter 4 (Oct. 20) gives us yet another prequel (ugh), again not directed by James Wan (double ugh) focusing on the life of psychic Elise Rainier, played again by the always awesome Lin Shaye; and Saw: Legacy (Oct. 27) the eighth installment of the franchise that should have ended when Jigsaw died in 2010.

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“Lee was my dad, Lee Nokleby, who founded the store in downtown Boise in 1947. Yes, we get confused with See’s all the time, but I guess he thought it would have been odd for him to call the store Nokleby’s,” said Curtis, current owner of Lee’s. “My playpen used to be in the back of the store. This is the only thing I ever wanted to do.”

With Easter just a few days away on Sunday, April 16, Nokleby was a busy man, working 12-hour days making nearly three-dozen types of chocolates, concocting creams, stirring caramel and taking the occasional taste to make sure the recipe was exactly the same as his late father’s. It was a rare opportunity for Nokleby to sit still long enough to talk to Boise Weekly.

Is your business an accurate barometer of the economy?

When the most recent recession hit, business fell off 50 percent. That Christmas bottomed out.

The day after Christmas we had the biggest sale ever and it was gone in one day.

Has the post-recession business returned?

Regular customers? Yes. But corporate customers never came back. I keep hearing from a lot of companies that they just quit giving holiday gifts of candy to their own customers.

How’s business right now?

Valentine’s Day was OK. It looks like Easter will be OK. But Christmas is everything in this business. It’s just like a farmer’s main crop; so, I harvest our crop every Christmas. Valentine’s Day, Easter, Mother’s Day and the rest? They supplement that.

The quality of your chocolate is some of the best I’ve ever tasted.

It’s the highest grade of chocolate available from our supplier, Peter’s Chocolate in Pennsylvania. We’ve used them for years.

Let’s talk about the quality of chocolate.

Some of the best selling candy bars don’t even taste like chocolate anymore.

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compound coating. It costs them half the price of real chocolate. Plus, they use high fructose corn syrup for sweetening, but it’s cheap. I don’t use any of those things.

Let’s get into some of your recipes, particularly your chocolate-covered creams.

Those flavors also become our cream-filled Easter eggs—15 varieties. Chocolate cream; peppermint cream; vanilla walnut cream; orange cream, where I grate whole oranges inside; peanut butter cream; and then our Monte Carlo, with the vanilla center and a mix of soft caramel.

Walk me through your process of making a cream-filled egg.

First, I cook a large pot of the flavoring, all natural. While that’s cooling, I make a second pot of something called Mazetta—a really fluffy, marshmallow-y type cream. That’s why my creams are so smooth and creamy. Then we add the two. It must set for a while. The next day, I come back and roll it all into giant loves, then cut it into smaller egg-shapes. Then they’re ready for chocolate dipping.

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How do you keep your colleagues from nibbling all day?

My dad used to say, “You can nibble all you want. But if you get fat, I’ll fire you.” Joking aside, if they want to nibble, let them nibble. But if you start shoving a lot of really rich chocolate in your mouth, you might get sick. Customers have told me that they took a box of chocolates and finished them off in 10 minutes. Whoa.

It’s interesting to watch your eyes twinkle a bit when you talk about making candy.

If you don’t put a bit of magic in the recipe, it isn’t going to work. We use the best ingredients and take a lot of time and love to make our candy, but it’s really about the magic.

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DATED this 2nd day of March, 2017, CHRISTOPHER D. RICH DEPUTY CLERK OF THE DISTRICT COURT PUB. DATES: Mar. 22, 29, Apr. 5 and 12 IN THE DISTRICT COURT FOR THE 4TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT FOR THE STATE OF IDAHO, IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF ADA IN RE: Javier Guerricabeitia Arriaga Legal Names Case No. CV 01 1703689 NOTICE OF HEARING ON NAME CHANGE A Petition to change the name of Javier Guerricabeitia Arriaga, now residing in the City of Boise, State of Idaho, has been filed in the District Court in Ada County, Idaho.

The name will change to Javier Guerricabeitia. The reason for the change in name is: I want to have my name spell the same way in all my documents.

A hearing on the petition is scheduled for 1:30 o’clock p.m. on (date) May 2, 2017 at the Ada County Courthouse. Objections may be filed by any person who can show the court a good reason against the name change.

Date Mar. 15, 2017 CHRISTOPHER D. RICH CLERK OF THE DISTRICT COURT DEIRDRE PRICE DEPUTY CLERK PUB Mar. 22, 29, Apr. 5 & 12 IN THE DISTRICT COURT FOR THE 4TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT FOR THE STATE OF IDAHO, IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF ADA IN RE: Robert Thomas Timms Legal Names Case No. CV 01 1702804 NOTICE OF HEARING ON NAME CHANGE A Petition to change the name of Robert Thomas Timms, now residing in the City of Kuna, State of Idaho, has been filed in the District Court in Ada County, Idaho.

The name will change to Thomas

Robert Rowe. The reason for the change in name is: CDL license law change.

A hearing on the petition is scheduled for 1:30 o’clock p.m. on (date) April 25, 2017 at the Ada County Courthouse. Objections may be filed by any person who can show the court a good reason against the name change.

Date Mar. 6, 2017 CHRISTOPHER D. RICH CLERK OF THE DISTRICT COURT DEIRDRE PRICE DEPUTY CLERK PUB Mar. 22, 29, Apr. 5 & 12 IN THE DISTRICT COURT FOR THE 4TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT FOR THE STATE OF IDAHO, IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF ADA IN RE: Louise Travis van der Eijk Legal Names Case No. CV 01 1703923 NOTICE OF HEARING ON NAME CHANGE A Petition to change the name of Louise Travis van der Eijk now residing in the City of Boise, State of Idaho, has been filed in the District Court in Ada County, Idaho.

The name will change to Louise van der Eijk. The reason for the change in name is: Middle name Travis was my ex-husband’s name and we are now divorced.

A hearing on the petition is scheduled for 1:30 o’clock p.m. on (date) May 2, 2017 at the Ada County Courthouse. Objections may be filed by any person who can show the court a good reason against the name change.

Date Mar. 15, 2017 CHRISTOPHER D. RICH CLERK OF THE DISTRICT COURT DEIRDRE PRICE DEPUTY CLERK PUB Mar. 22, 29, Apr. 5 & 12 IN THE DISTRICT COURT FOR THE 4TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT FOR THE STATE OF IDAHO, IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF ADA IN RE: Amber Joy Gill Legal Names Case No. CV 01 1704911 NOTICE OF HEARING ON NAME CHANGE A Petition to change the name of Amber Joy Gill now residing in the City of Boise, State of Idaho, has been filed in the District Court in Ada County, Idaho. The name will change to Faolin Joy Gill. The reason for the change in name is: personal A hearing on the petition is scheduled for 1:30 o’clock p.m. on (date) May 16, 2017 at the Ada County Courthouse. Objections may be filed by any person who can show the court a good reason against the name change.

Date Mar. 22, 2017 CHRISTOPHER D. RICH CLERK OF THE DISTRICT COURT DEIRDRE PRICE DEPUTY CLERK PUB Mar. 29, Apr. 5, 12 & 19 LEGAL NOTICE SUMMONS BY PUBLICATION CASE NO. CV01-16-23512, IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE FOURTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT OF THE STATE OF IDAHO IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF ADA, Soda Springs Subdivision Homeowners Association Inc., Plaintiff, v.

Macy J. Hill,

Defendant.

TO: MACY J. HILL You have been sued by SODA SPRINGS SUBDIVISION HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION INC., the Plaintiff, in the District Court of the Fourth Judicial District in and for Ada County, Idaho, Case No. CV01-16-23512. The nature of the claim against you is for unpaid homeowner association assessments, more particularly described in the Complaint. Any time after twenty (20) days following the last publication of this Summons, the Court may enter a judgment against you without further notice, unless prior to that time you have filed a written response in the proper form, including the case number, and paid any required filing fee to: Clerk of the Court, Ada County Courthouse, 200 W Front St, Boise, Idaho 83702 Telephone: (208) 287-6900 and served a copy of your response on the Plaintiff’s attorney at: Jeremy O. Evans of VIAL FOTHERINGHAM LLP, 6126 W State St, Ste. 311, Boise, ID 83703, Telephone 208-629-4567, Facsimile 208-392-1400. A copy of the Summons and Complaint can be obtained by contacting either the Clerk of the Court or the attorney for Plaintiff. If you wish legal assistance, you should immediately retain an attorney to advise you in this matter.

DATED this 27th day of March, 2017, CHRISTOPHER D. RICH DEPUTY CLERK OF THE DISTRICT COURT PUB. DATES: Mar. 29, Apr. 5, 12 and 19 IN THE DISTRICT COURT FOR THE 4TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT FOR THE STATE OF IDAHO, IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF ADA IN RE: Saline A Grisaffi Legal Names Case No. CV 01 1703293 NOTICE OF HEARING ON NAME CHANGE (Minor) A Petition to change the name of Saline A Grisaffi, a minor, now re-

siding in the City of Boise, State of Idaho, has been filed in the District Court in Ada County, Idaho.

The name will change to Luca Alexander Wolfe. The reason for the change in name is: transitioning.

A hearing on the petition is scheduled for 1:30 o’clock p.m. on (date) May 16, 2017 at the Ada County Courthouse. Objections may be filed by any person who can show the court a good reason against the name change.

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DEAR MINERVA, I am by no means an upper-class person. I wasn’t raised with the best of everything nor pretend to be. My fiance is from a much more affluent background. I love him very much but I am uncomfortable around his family because I feel they look down on me. I realize a lot of it is my own insecurity so to try and get over it, I have invited his parents over for dinner. I’m a good cook, but frankly, what should I do about the table setting? I don’t know where to begin.

Sincerely, —Place Upsetting

DEAR PLACE UPSETTING, Alas, society has given us much anxiety about class difference, though thankfully, not nearly as much as in past generations. We are used to seeing grand place settings in movies and in the upper echelons of society. Those kinds of settings are really only necessary for very formal affairs. A good rule to follow is to only set the table for the amount of courses you will be having. Forks always go on the left side of the plate with knives (blades always facing the plate) and spoons to the right. The glass (or glasses depending on formality) are always placed near the upper right side of the plate with the bread and butter plate and knife near the upper left side.

Use this as your basic guide and don’t be surprised if people, even those in a higher economic class than you, still get it confused.

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BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Before visiting Sicily for the first time, American poet Billy Collins learned to speak Italian. In his poem “By a Swimming Pool Outside Siracusa,” he describes how the new language is changing his perspective. If he were thinking in English, he might say that the gin he’s drinking while sitting alone in the evening light “has softened my mood.” But the newly Italianized part of his mind would prefer to say that the gin “has allowed my thoughts to traverse my brain with greater gentleness” and “has extended permission to my mind to feel a friendship with the vast sky.” Your assignment in the coming week, Aries, is to Italianize your view of the world. Infuse your thoughts with expansive lyricism and voluptuous relaxation. If you’re Italian, celebrate and amplify your Italianness.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): It’s closing time. You have finished toiling in the shadow of an old sacred cow. You’ve climaxed your relationship with ill-fitting ideas that you borrowed from mediocre and inappropriate teachers once upon a time. And you can finally give up your quest for a supposed Holy Grail that never actually existed in the first place. It’s time to move on to the next chapter of your life story, Taurus! You have been authorized to graduate from any influence, attachment and attraction

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that wouldn’t serve your greater good in the future. Does this mean you’ll soon be ready to embrace more freedom than you have in years? I’m betting on it.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The heaviest butterfly on the planet is the female Queen Victoria’s Birdwing. It tips the scales at two grams. The female Queen Alexandra’s Birdwing is the butterfly with the longest wingspan: more than 12 inches. These two creatures remind me of you these days. Like them, you’re freakishly beautiful. You’re a marvelous and somewhat vertiginous spectacle.

The tasks you’re working on are graceful and elegant, yet also big and weighty. Because of your intensity, you may not look flight-worthy, but you’re actually quite aerodynamic. In fact, your sorties are dazzling and influential. Though your acrobatic zigzags seem improbable, they’re effective.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Picasso had mixed feelings about his fellow painter Marc Chagall, who was born under the sign of Cancer. “I’m not crazy about his roosters and donkeys and flying violinists and all the folklore,” Picasso said, referring to the subject matter of Chagall’s compositions. But he also felt that Chagall was one of the only painters “who understands what color really is,” adding, “There’s never been anybody since

Renoir who has the feeling for light that Chagall has.” I suspect that in the coming weeks, you will be the recipient of mixed messages like these. Praise and disapproval may come your way. Recognition and neglect. Kudos and apathy. Please don’t dwell on the criticism and downplay the applause. In fact, do the reverse.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Go Tell It on the Mountain” is the title of an old gospel song, and now it’s the metaphorical theme of your horoscope. I advise you to climb a tall peak—even if it’s just a magic mountain in your imagination—and deliver the spicy monologue that has been marinating within you. It would be great if you could gather a sympathetic audience for your revelations, but that’s not mandatory to achieve the necessary catharsis.

You simply need to be gazing at the big picture as you declare your big, ripe truths.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): If you were a snake, it would be a fine time to molt your skin. If you were a river, it would be a perfect moment to overflow your banks in a spring flood. If you were an office worker, it would be an excellent phase to trade in your claustrophobic cubicle for a spacious new niche. In other words, Virgo, you’re primed to outgrow at least one of your containers. The boundaries you knew you would have to trans-

gress some day are finally ready to be transgressed. Even now, your attention span is expanding and your imagination is stretching.

surfaces and discard the packaging and ignore the outer layers, but I urge you to consider the possibility that right now they may have value.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): For more than a century, the Ringsaker Lutheran Church in Buxton, N.D. hosted rites of passage, including 362 baptisms, 50 marriages and 97 funerals.

It closed in 2002, a victim of the area’s shrinking population. I invite you to consider the possibility that this can serve as a useful metaphor for you, Libra. Is there a place that has been a sanctuary for you, but has begun to lose its magic? Is there a traditional power spot from which the power has been ebbing?

Has a holy refuge evolved into a mundane hangout? If so, mourn for a while, then go in search of a vibrant replacement.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’re growing too fast. That’s fine as long as you don’t make people around you feel they’re moving too slowly. You know too much, but that won’t be a problem as long as you don’t act snooty. And you’re almost too attractive for your own good, but that won’t hurt you as long as you overflow with spontaneous generosity. What I’m trying to convey, Sagittarius, is that your excesses are likely to be more beautiful than chaotic, more fertile than confusing. And that should provide you with plenty of slack when dealing with cautious folks who are a bit rattled by your lust for life.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Most people throw away lemon rinds, walnut shells and pomegranate skins. But some resourceful types find uses for these apparent wastes. Lemon rind can serve as a deodorizer, cleaner and skin tonic, as well as a zesty ingredient in recipes. Ground up walnut shells work well in facial scrubs and pet bedding. When made into a powder, pomegranate peels have a variety of applications for skin care.

I suggest you look for metaphorically similar things, Scorpio. You’re typically inclined to dismiss the

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Until recently, scientists believed the number of trees on the planet was about 400 billion. But research published in the journal Nature says that’s wrong. There are actually three trillion trees on earth—almost eight times more than was previously thought. In a similar way, I suspect you have also underestimated certain resources that are personally available to you, Capricorn. Now is a good time to correct your undervaluation.

Summon the audacity to recognize the potential abundance you have at your disposal. Then make plans

to tap into it with a greater sense of purpose.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The poet John Keats identified a quality he called “negative capability.” He defined it as the power to calmly accept “uncertainties, mysteries and doubts without any irritable reaching after fact and reason.” I would extend the meaning to include three other things not to be irritably reached for: artificial clarity, premature resolution and simplistic answers. Now is an excellent time to learn more about this fine art, Aquarius.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Are you ready for a riddle that’s more enjoyable than the kind you’re used to? I’m not sure if you are. You may be too jaded to embrace this unusual gift. You could assume it’s another one of the crazy-making cosmic jokes that have sometimes tormented you in the past. But I hope that doesn’t happen. I hope you’ll welcome the riddle in the liberating spirit in which it’s offered. If you do, you’ll be pleasantly surprised as it teases you in ways you didn’t know you wanted to be teased. You’ll feel a delightful itch or a soothing burn in your secret self, like a funny-bone feeling that titillates your immortal soul. P.S.: To take full advantage of the blessed riddle, you may have to expand your understanding of what’s good for you.

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