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Hello Everyone, A bit of a different editorial this month.

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We want to assure all of our advertisers that we will not start charging for our magazine.

We know many of you are concerned that their advertising will be behind counters instead of being accessible to all.

Our magazine is distributed at bars restaurants, businesses and supermarkets, etc on display, for you to take away.

We distribute all of our print run, so that none of your advertising is destroyed at the end of the month.

With our prices, we have always looked after our advertisers, with prices still as four years ago, so have never taken advantage of businesses in the area.

This month we welcome two new feature writers.

Chris Turton an Independent Financial Adviser and Mark Etheridge letting us know what goes on in El Clot. Plus the GA bowls club joins us with their news items.

If you have any questions about the map we have shown of the new golf course, do not hestitate to email or phone us.

Barry and Sandra

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View from pond Computer page GA bowls

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Map of Gran Alacant Map of Santa Pola Bus timetables

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We at your Gran Alacant Advertiser continue to bring you all of the news from the Gran Alacant Councillor, Loreto Cascales, as we have since May 2005.

The Golf Course We have enclosed a map of the development in this months issue on another page, showing the area of commercials, housing and the golf course itself, including roadways in and out of the complex.

We spoke in an earlier issue about our Local Council having rooms available to them at the Santa Pola Life Resort.

The first classes available have been announced. If you would like to join any of these activities, please give your name and phone number in at the library.

General dancing classes are available at €12 per month 1 day per week Pilates €20 per month 2 days per week.

Sevillanas (Spanish dancing) €15 per month 1 day per week.

Modern dancing €15 per month, 1 day a week.

Keep fit €45 per month for 3 days per week for 3 months course.

Computer course €6 for the course Handicraft €25 for the course Spanish language €20 for the course.

Would you like to join a language learning conversational group.

Please put your name down, again in the library, if interested. also Living alone, would like to meet people. Would you like to join a friends club

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All of the items mentioned are just the start of what can now be organised with the Town Hall.

I think we all agree with the success of the GA train. This will continue.

The present operator will continue until all proposals from interested parties to run a train next year, have been looked into, and decided on the best prospect for the coming year.

A suggestion put to us to mention was: in the event of an accident, how can the ambulance company know who to contact for you. The Red Cross (Cruz Roja) people are already asking for this in our area.

They would like to to enter in your phone AA EMERGENCIA accompanied by the number of a friend/relative to contact in case of emergency. The AA in front of the word Emergencia is very important as it will ensure that it will always be at the top of your phone number list.

What a good idea!

After we mentioned the work to be carried out behind the Santa Pola Life resort at the Sierra Mar on Gran Alacant, some people were worried about the disturbance to the wildlife.

We have been asked to assure all concerned, that the protection of the birds, animals, and general area, will be top of the list of priorities as this area is proteced land.

You will see on our email page a

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letter about the Santa Pola cinema.

Why can we not have English language films. This is already in hand by the Town Hall and it is hoped to get something arranged.

In the same letter it was asked if anybody would be interested in a theatre group being formed. The council have said that they will provide the facilities. There is info elsewhere in this months magazine.

As soon as we get a list of interested parties, a meeting can be arranged with Loreto to get this up and going.

With a nice auditorium at the Santa Pola Life Resort we are sure that this could provide Gran Alacant with some wonderful entertainment.

The missing pavement section between the school and the GA centre will all be completed in this years budget. As well as the new pathway, trees are to be planted along its length.

Town Hall, Masa, and other interested parties, to help solve the problem.

The promise in an earlier issue has become fact. A nice long line of trees in front of Altomar 1 and more provided on the hill down to the beach crossroad, and very nice they look to! To all of our internet readers

who do not live out here, a picture for you.

Last month we spoke about the new park on Gran Alacant. Below are

We had quite a discussion about the number of dogs being affected this year by those dreaded caterpillas that have harmed so many of our pet dogs. We asked, why plant pine trees? They are a native tree of Spain and have always been a first choice, however, they will now look into this, and in some areas to use a different tree. The responsibilty of spraying these trees does not fall within the scope of our Town Hall, but they have assured us that they have put pressure on those that are responsible to spray much more often.

The rubbish dumping in many area around our urbanisation is a growing problem. Loreto and Lola (Councillor of Urbanisations) from the Town Hall, have had a good ride around the urbanisation to target the bad areas.

Meetings are taking place with the

colour copies of the plans.

As always, if there are matters you would like us to raise with the Town Hall, please email them to us and we can try to help get them sorted.

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FILLING A GAP! What do they have in Calpe and Torrevieja that we don´t have in Gran Alacant and Santa Pola?

A drama group, that's what Back in the UK, there's hardly a town or village without its own amateur dramatic society putting on plays and pantos in the local hall - a great basis for activity and socialising for the community. And elsewhere on the Costa, to the north and south of us in the Santa Pola area, there are entertainment groups of all sorts putting on shows to have fun, and to raise money for charities at the same time. Now Gran Alacant resident Roger Keevil wants to fill the gap by starting our own theatre group maybe calling it the Gran Alacant Players. Before moving to Spain, Roger and his partner Chris had many years' experience acting and directing in amateur theatre in the UK, and he's sure that they can´t be the only ones in our area with similar experience who would like to be involved in a drama group without the need for an hour's drive up or down the coast. And with new local facilities becoming available - the new auditorium at the Santa Pola Life Resort in Gran Alacant, and Mayor Miguel Zaragoza's ambitious plans for a civic theatre in Santa Pola itself - now is the perfect time to get the ball rolling.

Anyone who would like to take part in the group, whether onstage or behind the scenes, whether you have acting experience or not, whatever your age, should contact Roger via the Gran Alacant Advertiser at laneinspain@hotmail.com or 966 699 167, and he'll get back to you.

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Hello every one, here is your next installment of Skin types.

Greasy skin produces more sebum than is required to lubricate and protect the skin. The skin surface appears thick, coarse, dull shiny and some times grimy. This build up of sebum in the ducts and hair follicles stretches the pores. Depending on how the skin is cared for, the pores may be open or blocked. Open pores provide a route for bacteria, which cause infections and spots. Pres that are blocked can result in comedones (blackheads). A thick coating of sebum on the skin delays the rate at which desquamation occurs.

Instead of being shed evenly, the surface cells remain “stuck down” attracting more dust and grime. During this time new cells continue to be produced in the epidermis so that the overall thickness of the skin increases. This, together with the extra fatty content of the epidermis, gives the skin a dull, shallow (yellowish) appearance.

Causes of greasy skin occur naturally when the balance of androgens (the male sex hormones, responsible for activating the sebaceous gland) is higher than normal. This commonly occurs at puberty before the balance of sex hormones has settled down.

Combination skin exists where different areas show different physical characteristics. The most common combination consists of normal-to-dry over the cheeks and side of the face, with a greaser T-zone down the center.

Sensitive skin all skin is sensitive, however, this term is used to describe a condition where the skin is hypersensitive, skin which over reacts to even the mildest stimulus.

Next month I will discuss, Congested, Dehydrated, Blemished, Ethnic, and Infected skin types.

See you then Dott

the salon will be closed from March the 6th until Mon 15th inclusive. Sorry for any inconvenience.

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Your opportunity to rent a 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom, modern Town House for a golf holiday in Spain, at the prestigious.......

La torre Jack Niclaus, Polaris World Complex.

To view the resort go to: www.polarisworld.com then go to Our resorts - La Torre To rent the house: phone (0034) 606 596 723

* Fifteen minutes from San Javier airport. * Car rental from the airport. * 2 more courses within a 10 minute drive. * Free courtesy bus to take you to each course. * Under 30 mins to the beaches of Mar Menor and Murcia City centre.

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The entertainment SCENE in and around .....and this month within a two hour flight of....

gran alacant Hola peeps!

Please have a box of tissues at hand for this month's review. More of an epic tale of failure and mis-fortune that began on Saturday 22nd of February after, I must mention a treacherous journey through three countries.

Staying at a friend's house, just outside London, U.K. and with access to the internnet, after many hours of surfing, I opted to checkout the international and highly acclaimed Pacha nightclub. This world famous night began with a venue on the hedonistic Isle of Ibiza, and including the London club, has another branch in Torrievieja. The tube journey was straight forward and at the same time entertaining. Every walk of life from all four corners of the globe passes through the capital, making it a truly cosmopolitan adventure, all year round.

Now in the fickle world of media, usually a good blag will get you a walkover in return for a coveted review in the Gran Alacant Advertiser.

However, as I came out of Victoria Street Station, Pacha Club was right next door. My composure was not quite ready and ashamed as I am to admit it, I got the knockback. I was politely told by a very dapper Chris Eubank impersonator (accent included) that I didn't look quite smart enough for their club that night. People staring and face getting redder by the second, I sulked off, tail between legs. They were looking for the "just London look" and my "just landed look" didn't go down too well.

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Stop Laughing please! It really hurts.

Anyway, "come 'ere there's more" - Not to be beaten and glutton for punishment I tried my hand at the other entrance to the club. As I queued, a bloke who had some spare tickets from a group party sold me one for £15, £5 cheaper than the door fee. Sorted. I thought, as I neared the threshold, "I'll buy that guy a drink inside for helping me out", when smack in the face number two came along. It seems that all clubs in London require guests to carry identification. When the bouncer who was twice my height asked me for I.D. I thought he was confused by my young, boyish looks.

Alas, an insurance regulation along with a strict "dress to impress" door policy obstructed a nightout, that could of, should of and would of been a great experience. But it was sadly not to be.

Out of all the entertainment venues on offer in London, Pacha was the only place for me, but sadly I wasn't good enough for them. Lesson learned, don't judge a book by it's cover. There are two types of male in this world "Scruffs" and "Puffs" and I know which one I am.

THE VERDICT: 1-10 Rating: (see above) Entrance Fee: (see above) Bar prices: (see above) Return visit: I'm still sulking, but if they ask me nicely, maybe.

(Slightly wounded) TASTYFOX PROMOTIONS

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Flannagans are in the Plaza Mayor Complex, which is a child friendy, car free area marked on the GA map in the back of this magazine

PHONE: 696 801 601 or 669 659 139 or 686 431 654

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FLANNAGANS KITCHEN open Mon-Fri 9-30/12-30 Breakfasts from 4-00€ Hot sandwiches and more from 2-50€ Buffets also available.

Call in and see Ruth for details.

Also Sunday Lunches from 12-30 until 4-30.

3 courses 7-95€ Booking advisable but not essential.

Please telephone 696 801 601 and speak to Ruth for details.

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Christopher Turton & Associates (Independent Financial Advisors) of La Marina have joined our magazine this month.

They have many years experience in financial planning, taxation and investment issues. Chris has been in practice for twenty-five years and the last seven here in the Costas.

Where is the financial world heading in 2009 and beyond?

Welcome to the first of a series of articles written to inform readers of the Gran Alacant Advertiser. We look forward to providing readers with useful information, and we are available for both meetings at clients’ homes and in our La Marina offices.

When independent advice is sought from an organisation such as ours – one that is authorised by the relevant body, the client has confidence that the advisory practice is best placed to protect capital in tumultuous times.

Over the last few months we have been asked on numerous occasions where we see the financial markets heading in future months and years.

How can we avoid bank deposit interest rates of 1% or less?

How can we save securely without fear of our chosen bank folding?

Let’s take a brief look at four important and crucial concerns and opportunities: Cash Deposits: With the prospect of very low inflation, or even deflation, it is little surprise that we are now seeing such unattractive interest rates on cash deposits. Some observers even refer to the once safe environment of bank deposits as risky – in that there are concerns over the banking industry’s ability to ride out this current storm and survive, and because inflation is likely to rise in 2009 and erode the value and spending power of our deposits.

In this climate, talking to your bank will glean little meaningful information as they have a “vested interest” in keeping your business - it is crucial that independent advice is sought now.

Exchange rates: The market makers, fund managers and advisors we have elected to utilise on behalf of our clients expect volatility to ease as the year progresses. This means that at least those who are responsible for handling our money will have some platform of “normality” in which to plan and operate.

For those on fixed income derived from GBP Sterling, we expect a modest recovery in the values vs the €uro……….however, the halcyon days of 1.40 plus seem a long way off – will they ever return on a consistent level? We doubt it!

This means the retired and others solely dependent on GBP exchange rates being favourable need to allow for a future of lower €uro income - a sobering thought.

Equity markets, the key drivers of capitalist nations: Without being over-optimistic and unrealistic, careful “stock-picking” equity managers claim to see the green-shoots of a start to the recovery. They anticipate a difficult year with lower volatility and values rising in the last two quarters of 2009. Some even claim that equities are now cheap, even in the face of the recession.

Remember, equity markets are usually the first to act on a recovery, just as they are very often first to suffer in a downturn.

This comes as only a little consolation for those in equities who have suffered, but as equities are considered by many to be cheap, it’s only a matter of time before money is invested back into the market.

Property: We expect the distressed assets of the property market, who’s values dropped further than any of us could have imagined, to take longer to recover from the shocks of 2008/9.

Private investors remain sceptical and shy of an illiquid and distressed asset class.

With so little in the way of commercial transactions, property funds are quite hard to value at present – and most have suspended trading until it is considered appropriate to resume normal trading. This protects funds from huge unmanageable redemption requests. - Expect a tough 2009.

Chris or his colleagues are available on one of the numbers below. Please don’t wait until it’s too late, seek independent financial advice now.

I look forward to writing for you again next month, best wishes Chris Turton. christurton1@terra.es Office 902 883 052 (National & Answer-phone) 966 795 714 (Local, La Marina) Mobile 616 531 095 (Chris Turton Direct)

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For take aways ring - 966 699 102

Skills An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks'.

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks'.

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced,

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New Meeting Coming to The Pheonix Bar, Avda Norvega 214 (upstairs) Costa Hispania Centro, Gran Alacant Wednesday March 18th 2009 at 10.30am

The Discover plan – How it works?

Most diets are hard to stick with because they leave you feeling hungry and they don’t help you tackle all those other obstacles that cause you to overeat, like boredom, stress or simply because the food is there in front of you.

The new Discover plan is different.

It’s a sensible healthy approach to lasting weight loss.

With the Discover plan you’ll learn: • To make the right choices so you’ll feel more satisfied and won’t give in to temptation.

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• To avoid boredom and stress eating.

• To eat when you’re hungry and stop when you’re full.

Eat well, Feel full, Lose weight!

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we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks'.

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. In our country we can take the bums of 2 people, put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.

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for further information please ring: 966 792 276 Hi everybody,

This month there are not too many fiestas going on, just getting ready for Holy Week next month.

So the same as November, take advantage of the good weather and try to enjoy with cultural activities.

There is only one parade of Moors and Christians in Villafranqueza (north Alicante) 21st to 22nd . If you do not want to go to the big fiesta in Valencia you can enjoy “Fallas” in Benidorm, Calpe, Denia or Pego.

Here in The Costa Blanca as I’ve told you this month is very quiet. But in Valencia takes place one of the biggest fiestas in Spain “las Fallas” the programme is too long but there are parades, floral offerings, this event is very emotive, spectacular fireworks, dancing and music everywehere, and of course the most impressive “Mascletaes” (powerful firecrackers) you can think of.

So my dear friends that is all for now.

Byebye.

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We, at Legal Solutions are often asked about Drivers medicals and drivers licences. Since we first brought the subject of drivers medicals to the attention of the ex-pats early last year we regularly receive enquires at our office, based in Urb. La Marina as to whether it is obligatory to have a medical certificate. This subject is under debate. After contacting various Insurance companies, they have stated there is no need for a medical certificate for holders of European driving licences, but would not put this in writing. The chief at Trafico, Alicante has confirmed that it is necessary for ALL drivers on Spanish roads to have a medical carried out regardless of where their drivers licence was issued. We also enquired at the La Marina Police Office who also confirmed that a certificate was obligatory. These certificates have to be renewed every 10 years from the age of 18-45 years, every 5 years from the age of 45-70 years and every 2 years from the age of 70 years. We have also heard from clients who have been stopped by Guardia Civil Trafico and were not asked for the medical certificate. Therefore, like everything else in Spain it is up to the discretion of the authorities. But, as it is very easy and relatively cheap to obtain a medical certificate, we always advise our clients it is better to be safe than sorry. If you would like more information, please contact our office. To obtain a Spanish drivers licence you need to obtain a medical certificate. You also need 2 photographs for the medical centre and 2 for Trafico. Also required is a Residencia card (original) or if you do not have the Residencia card then you need your Residencia certificate, Padron (the date of issue must be within 3 months) and your original passport and both parts of drivers licence. You must be resident in Spain for a minimum of 6 months (and be able to prove it, by either Fecha de alta on Padron or by the date of issue on the residencia certificate). Trafico then contact the driving authority where the drivers licence was issued for confirmation that there is no bans or endorsements. Once Trafico has received confirmation, (which can take up to 3 months) they will contact you by letter to proceed with the application.It is at this point you surrender your drivers licence and you will be issued a temporary 90 day drivers licence. Be aware, that the temporary drivers licence is valid for driving in Spain only. Within the 90 days, you should receive the original Spanish drivers licence through the postal service.

As usual, till next month safe driving.

Tom and Debbie Milligan LEGAL SOLUTIONS

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ARMONIA

PELUQUERIA Y ESTETICA HAIRDRESSER & BEAUTICIAN DESDE – SINCE 1982 UNISEX UN NUEVO CONCEPTO EN PELUQUERIA A NEW CONCEPT OF HAIRDRESSING VEN, TE GUSTARA! COME & SEE YOU´LL LOVE IT! AVDA. ESCANDINAVIA 35, BLOQUE 7 LOCAL 10, URB. GRAN ALACANT

Come and look beautiful for Valentines!

Ven y ponte guapa para San Valentín

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AL LADO – ADJACENT TO PAN Y MAS ENFRENTE DE – IN FRONT OF QUICKSAVE

TEL: 966 695 681

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LOOKING FOR WORK? SUSPENDED CEILING FITTER requires Spanish/English youngster to help establish the business.

690 880 207

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WHAT’S THAT IN THE CLOT?

by Mark Etheridge Anyone who ventures into the Clot, particularly in the vicinity of the Carabassi bars, will be familiar with the two wooden structures illustrated. What they may not know is why some very intense-looking people with camera and telescope systems which resemble small cannons should inhabit these hides.

We are very fortunate to have this small oasis given over to wildlife, and it has become a magnet for visitors interested in birds, animals, insects and plants.

The Brits, as a nation of animal lovers, have always taken an interest in such matters, but it is gratifying to note that a high proportion of these cannontoting folk are Spanish; this increased level of national interest can only benefit the area which has been over-developed to the detriment of wildlife, and preserve this vital habitat in the midst of so much human activity.

For me, as a birdwatcher and photographer, one of the main delights in touring the Clot is the mixture of familiar birds from the UK, as well as species which are either rare or unknown in Britain. Did you know, for example, that the type of Starling you see in the Clot in summer is quite different to the one found back in Blighty, and during the winter months you can actually see the two varieties side-by-side and compare the differences?

For the botanist, there is a range of interesting plants from Palm trees to Feather Grass and everything in between – and if he knows where to look at the right time, at least two species of orchid. The lepidopterist can chase and photograph (but not capture!) many varieties of butterfly including the magnificent Swallowtail, the herpetologist can study whatever it is that interests them (actually things like frogs, toads, lizards and snakes!) and the mammalogist can study the bunnies which abound in the Clot. In fact, anyone with an “ology” related to wildlife will find the area to be a goldmine of opportunity.

Over the coming months, I will be introducing you to the weird and wonderful species of wildlife to be found almost on your doorstep, and answering a few vital questions such as: •Which inhabitant of nuclear power stations in the UK spends the winter in Gran Alacant?

•Why does a bird called the Hoopoe seem to have a range-finder system installed?

•Which very remarkable bird suffers an identity crisis at the hands of British birders?

•Why should you never attempt to stick your finger into the mouth of one species of snake?

•Which particular species of duck does not welcome visitors from the USA? •What are dragonflies doing when they fly in pairs with the tail of the leading one attached to the head of the second one?

•Why should you be very grateful to a tiny greenish-brown bird which is only found in the Clot during the winter months?

I’ll tell you the answer to at least one of these questions next month!

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The above map opposite shows the overall view of part of the General Plan of Santa Pola, whereas the map below is the expanded area of the golf course.

We have drawn in the black line to show the N332 and the red circle to show the petrol station junction of the Gran Alacant Urbanisation.

So, looking now at the bottom map, we can see that as we cross the N332 from Gran Alacant we will be met by a large roundabout. As we go straight over, all of the dark blue areas will be various commercial areas. All of the green either side, shows the golf course.

N332 is the

The marked yellow areas will be detached villas, with, next to them, in dark and light orange, various houses and apartments.

It is hoped that the golf course and roadways will take about 3 years and all of the housing will be spread over a period of 10 - 15 years.

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black line.......the red circle is the petrol station on GA.

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The next few pages are adverts from the

Carabasi Bars Complex.

Plenty of opportunity to eat, drink and take advantage of quizes, karaoke entertainment etc. or dance the night away at the disco!

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O’Duills Irish Pub

Come and enjoy a fantastic day at O’Duills Official Irish Pub on

St. Patricks Day 17th March.

St.Paddy’s Menu of the Day Leek & Potato Soup ****** Bacon & Cabbage Dublin Coddle (has to be tried) Smoked Fish Pie ****** Rice Pudding Bread & Butter Pudding with Custard ****** Tea/Coffee

€8.00 To end a great day sing and dance to the great

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BREAKFASTS SPANISH or ENGLISH

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WATCH ALL LIVE SPORTING EVENTS HERE! HAPPY HOURS 5PM - 9PM EVERYDAY

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BAR FOR SALE Successful Karaoke & Sports Bar For Sale

ESTRELLA LAGER 1.50 euro A PINT

situated in Gran Alacant.

WINE 1.00 euro A GLASS

Kitchen Facility.

KARAOKE NITES THU / FRI / SAT / SUN EVERY WEEK 10PM TILL LATE Free shots for singers.

Approx 65 Sq Mtr plus terrace, seating 30.

TEL: 695 646 262 or 966 699 909

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Entertainment for March

Mon 2nd Tues 3rd Wed 4th Thurs 5th Fri 6th Sat 7th Sun 8th Tues 10th Wed 11th Thurs 12th Fri 13th Sat 14th

“JUST GET ON THE TRAIN” to bring you up the hill

Music Bar

Darts Quiz Night and Chase the Ace Poker Night In House Music In House Music Kinni Lee (Female Vocalist) Closed Mon 9th Darts Quiz Night and Chase the Ace Poker Night In House Music In House Music Alan Warden (Guitar and Vocals) Sun 15th Closed Mon 16th Darts

Open Monday - Saturday 7pm till late

Tues 17th Wed 18th Thurs 19th Fri 20th Sat 21st Sun 22nd Tues 24th Wed 25th Thurs 26th Fri 27th Sat 28th

Quiz Night and Chase the Ace Poker Night In House Music In House Music Andy Jones (Male Vocalist) Closed Mon 23rd Darts Quiz Night and Chase the Ace Poker Night In House Music In House Music Tony Lincoln (Male Vocalist and Entertainer) Sun 29th Closed Mon 30th Darts Tues 31st Quiz Night and Chase the Ace

Tel: 676 529 640 Av. Escandinavia Gran Alacant (Next to Quicksave) www.raffles-alicante.com FOR EXACT LOCATION SEE MAP AT BACK OF THIS MAGAZINE

THE SPEECH THERAPIST A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.

Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said 'If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.

So, who wants to go first?'

The Englishman piped up. 'B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham', he said.

'That's no use, Trevor' said the speech therapist, 'whose next?'

The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out 'P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley'.

'That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish.

How about you, Paddy ?'

The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out ' London '.

'Brilliant, Paddy' said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.

After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said .....................

'-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry'

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For Adoption

As you can see it’s that time of the year when we get the puppies in, this is just the start of it!

Saracen is 4 month old American Staffordshire Bull Terrier. He is a very friendly boy who is good with other dogs, cats and loves to be around people. Everyone who meets him falls in love with his personality.

Petra is a 1 year old Rottweiler. She had fallen in the canal and was very close to going under the water, thankfully a gentleman found her just in time and called the local Police. She is a friendly dog who likes to be around people and is good with other dogs.

Heidi is a 3 month old Alsatian cross. She was found wandering around the Campo in La Marina. She is a lovely, friendly little dog and will make a lovely addition to any family.

Eve and Bella are 3 months old. They were tied up and left to die behind Marjal Hotel. Thankfully someone spotted them curled up together and is fostering them until they find new homes. They are lots of fun and in good health.

For more information please call 654027748 or 654628884 Email: k9club@lamarina.info To view more animals for adoption please go to: www.petsinspain.info

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WELCOME to QUESADA

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emails...answers on our news pages

Dear GA Advertiser

emails

I always like to read the news of what's due to happen around GA and SP which comes from your meetings with our Councillor, Loreto - keep it up. So when you're next talking to her, how about asking her if she can bring any influence to bear with the management of the cinema in Santa Pola to start showing English-language films, even if only one day per week or per fortnight. With the number of English-speaking people (and that includes many Germans, Dutch, and Scandinavians) on the SP padron these days, I'm sure it would be worth their while, and we would be spending our money in SP rather than Alicante or Torrevieja.

Secondly, now that we're about to get a theatre space for the community in the SP Life Resort, isn't it about time we started a Gran Alacant Theatre Company so that those of us who enjoy participating in amateur drama don't have to choose between Torrevieja and Denia? Is there anyone else who would be interested in putting a theatre group together?

Roger Keevil

Dear Sandra and Barry

First of all let me congratulate you on your 40th Wedding Anniversary. It is so nice to hear of people attaining such a special anniversary. My husband David and I will be celebrating our Golden Wedding on 18th April so we know how delighted you feel at reaching your Ruby Anniversary.

emails

Now to get down to the nitty gritty. It is nice to know there are people out there who look after the residents of Gran Alacant and listen to what the Council are intending to do.

Unfortunately I shake my head in horror at the expense that is being spent on making Gran Alacant look nice, which of course is needed and will be most welcome in the future but what Gran Alacant needs is PAVEMENTS. It was great when the council started to make a pavement from the school up to the shops, but why did they not finish it off with concrete. The amount of concrete that is used here surely they could have spared a little more for a walkable pavement instead of a dirt track.

It must be the busiest and fast track road leading from the school to the shops and now the school is occupied, surely for the childrens' safety alone, a decent walk way along this road is needed.

The trolley bus is extremely useful and a much needed source of transport.

I have lived here for eleven years so have seen many improvements, but how I long for a decent pavement.

Your comments will be most welcome.

Maureen Tutton

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Dear Barry and Sandra

First of all I must congratulate you on the Gran Alacant Advertiser. Not only is the advertiser informative but it also allows us the opportunity to inform you of issues that become a problem and you seem to be able to get to the right people. Well done.

emails

I have been meaning to contact you regarding the problem of rubbish that is being constantly deposited on the MASA waste land up the hill at the side of Avda del Mediterraneo in Monte y Mar between Avda de Canarias and the beach road but one of your readers beat me to it with an email to you in the February edition. We own a property that faces this land and I fully agree with the comments that Fiona makes and especially regarding the dog walkers. I would imagine that on any day there will be in the region of 200 dog walks made over that land, you can imagine how much dog excrement would be on the ground. In the warmer months there is an awful smell wafting from the area. I don't know if fencing is the answer, it could be years before they build there, weeds would grow over the fencing making it look terrible.

If you do manage to get a meeting I would also appreciate you seeing when MASA are likely to complete the footpaths opposite 'The Frank's Bar', they have been incomplete since houses were built there some 4 years ago. I understand that the town hall are taking legal action to get these completed but it just takes so long for what is a relatively simple job. When done it would make the area look so much tidier and add to the general appearance of Gran Alacant.

Many thanks Martin

Hello Barry & Sandra,

emails

I am writing to see if we can lobby Santa Pola council to spray the fir trees in all the residential areas of Gran Alacant. We have lived here for nearly two years and have been very aware of the problems they can cause especially to our pets, so we are naturally very vigilant, but this morning after a walk around the local streets, where we never saw any caterpillars, our dog, on arriving home was obviously distressed and salivating, so we took her to the vets and he said it was definately reaction to the hair from caterpillars. Luckily after treatment she appears to be okay. He told us that some councils spray every summer but that others don't bother. I think that given the quantity of these trees and close proximity to houses then Santa Pola should be spraying in summer to prevent the problems we have at this time of year. Its not just for our beloved pets but humans as well especially children. I cannot believe that it would be so expensive to do, in relation to other less urgent tasks.

Regards Sandie Bradbury

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Only 5 minutes from Gran Alacant.

Take the N332 towards Alicante. The first right signed El Altet takes you to a roundabout. Take the first exit.

When you arrive at the first set of traffic lights turn left for Eurocars and Le Tartana or right for La Confiteria.

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Cannibals Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing.

"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees." The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.

Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No." After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly.

"You fool!" the leader continued.

"For four weeks we've been eating managers And no one noticed anything.

But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

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2 PROPERTIES FOR SALE ON GRAN ALACANT BEAUTIFUL VILLA FOR SALE ON GRAN ALACANT An Aurora+ with 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, plus a converted basement. Views of communal pool & sea. Walking distance from the beach and near to the new Gran Alacant school.

125,000 euro for QUICK SALE 966 698 982 606 797 090 637 554 579

330,000

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A view from across the pond “you think it’s cold in the UK” We live in the only border City of Canada, called Lloydminster. It's borders are separated by 4 huge red posts which run down the centre of the High Street. To the East is Saskatchewan, and to the West Alberta. Each having its own rules and regulations from its own tax codes to driving licences. You also have a different time zone if you travel into Saskatchewan about 30 mins.

This year has been the first year in 4 decades that Canada has had a white Christmas coast to coast, and the coldest December in living history.

Temperatures have regularly been in excess of -37c daytime with wind chills of -44c and below.

Even in those extreme temperatures, shops are still open, roads are passable, everyone carries on with their day to day routines. NOTHING STOPS Every night all vehicles are plugged in so the engine block is kept warm ensuring that the oil stays in a viscous state and enables them to start when needed.

The only problem we have come across in all these conditions is the fact you cannot see the road markings, and stop lines due to the compact snow, but this is mainly dealt with by using road signs on the sides of the roads indicating stop lines etc.

There is no apparent road rage and no one gets stressed or blows their horn, they just drive slowly and very courteously with priority always given to pedestrians.

If you even look over you shoulder as you walk down the street, they will stop and wave you across the road whether you intended to cross or not !!!!

For such a vast country the produce in the shops is fantastic. Meat is the best quality you will ever find and extremely well priced. An example of this is a rib roast joint weighing 2 kg which cost $12 (£6), in the UK this would be £25 - £30.

Poultry however isn't such a bargain and is a little on the expensive side, although again, the quality is superb.

Fruit & Veg, are worthy of any Spanish market stall, with the just picked quality you would never believe possible, when you think of how far these items have travelled to get to the shops.

Fuel (Contrary to what they think here) is very cheap. We pay 69cents a litre (approx 30cent in the euro world). Huge trucks are still popular here, but they are starting to understand global warming and where they have the normal disabled parking spots near the shop doors, they also have reserved spots for bio fuel vehicles.

For what we have seen so far, Canada is a wonderful Country. The people are the friendliest and most helpful you could ever wish to live with.

Yes its cold, but you do get used to it, it isn't a damp cold which burns into your bones, and if you dress correctly it isn't a problem at all. The worst part is your nostril hairs freezing when you breathe, but when you see the vast blue skies and wonderful scenery, I think I'm happy to live with that.

If you are considering a move to Canada, or just looking for a holiday home whilst the dollar is still weak, then Liz is the person to contact. I can say from personal experience, this lady will help you beyond all expectations and is there for everything you may ever need !!!!!!!

Liz Frieser, Mac's Realty Ltd, Lloydminster, Alberta. Phone 780 875 9449 (Canada) E-mail liz@macsrealty.ca or view the website at www.macsrealty.ca

Kel & Darren

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.

She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

Royal British Legion-Gran Alacant Branch BR 3606 The British Legion in Gran Alacant has now been up and running for six months since it was formed in September 2008.

The Dinner Dance which we announced in last months edition at the Life Resort has been cancelled. We are now organising a Social Evening in “Destinations”.

Tickets will be available shortly at a cost of 14.95 euros per person on a first come first served basis due to the restricted numbers at the venue with members having first refusal.

Price includes 3 course meal (choice of three main courses), DJ, live entertainment with guest appearance of Lady “B”, raffle and a short game of bingo.

The Legion meets at the Norwegian Club, Sierra Mar Urbanisation on the 1st Tuesday of every month and new/visitors are welcome.

Please note: Can all members who have an email address please email Barbara as some of the email addresses are invalid.

For further info contact Barbara Turnbull, Branch Secretary on 608994456 or email b_dmt1966@yahoo.co.uk

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As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said,

'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

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Dave The Computerman.

Welcome to the monthly computing column brought to you by Dave the Computerman (MCSE)

Computer Freezes Up

Most of us have come across the scenario where the computer has completely frozen up and neither responds to the keyboard, nor to the mouse. Whenever this happens try to remember what you were doing last. Some people pull the plug from the back of the computer, or unplug the lead from a laptop and wait up to three hours for the battery to run down and shut the computer down. DO NOT yank the power chord out. This will seriously damage the hard disk, and may result in a catastrophic loss of data. The heads of a hard disk must be parked to prevent them from touching the disk on starting up. Hold your finger on the power button for approximately ten seconds and the computer will switch off, and should park the heads of the hard disk at the same time. Once the computer has shut down, remove the power lead and wait for about a minute to allow any errant capacitors to discharge, plug the lead back in and restart your computer. If the computer starts up as normal, fine. However, if the computer does not start correctly, please call me so that we can save your data before it becomes corrupted. If when the computer restarts you notice a problem with the speed of the computer, and you had just installed a new programme or update before the computer froze, try to remove the said application once the computer is running again.

Apple Safari browser Running On Windows Once again the security companies have issued major warnings against Windows users using the Safari web browser. Unfortunately this is now automatically downloaded among the latest update of Apple´s Quicktime software or the latest update to iTunes. DO NOT use this browser if you are tempted.

Safari on Windows fared the worst of all in testing with respect to private browsing, and did not clear any data at all, either before entering, or after exiting websites, even told to do so. The data remained on the computer, in a place a hacker would obviously look to find passwords and the like. Even on Mac OS X, Safari’s behaviour was quirky; in no case was the HTML 5 database storage cleared before or after private browsing. Previously set cookies seem to continue to be available if the user entered a private browsing session. If you want an alternative to Internet explorer, then use Mozilla Firefox, Opera, or Avast, which looks like IE. Sadly the much missed Netscape browser is no longer being updated (though it is still available).

I hope that you find the column useful and if you have any further questions, or need assistance please call me on 637 55 45 79 or contact me at gacomputerman@yahoo.es I am now an official installer/operator of TORRESAT TV with prices starting from 120 euros.

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Monte 2008/9 Sponsored by Thansa Property Agency S.L. Thansa League Division 1 against

played won drawn lost /for BP Points Destinationʼs X 12 9 2 1 35/61 9 70 Bar Sioux A 12 8 2 2 38/58 8 66 Raffles 12 5 3 4 49/47 5 52 Marianʼs A 12 4 3 5 49/47 4 51 Shooterʼs A 12 3 4 5 48/48 3 51 Flannaganʼs 12 3 4 5 53/43 3 46 On Stage A 12 3 2 7 56/40 3 43 Dick Turpinʼs 12 2 2 8 56/40 2 42

Thansa League Division 2

played won lost against for BP points Carabasi 12 8 4 33 51 8 59 Buddies 12 8 4 33 51 8 59 Churchillʼs 12 9 3 34 50 9 59 Shooterʼs B 12 7 5 33 51 7 58 On Stage B 12 4 8 48 36 4 40 Marianʼs B 12 4 8 49 35 4 39 Bar Sioux B 12 4 8 53 31 4 35 Destinationʼs B 12 4 8 54 30 4 34

HIGHEST CHECK OUT Roberto (Destinations X)------156 180’s x2 Roberto (Destinations X) QUICKEST CHECK OUT All 16 darts George (Destinations X) Eddy (Legends A) John (Raffles) Steve/Justin (Shooters A) ??????? (Buddies) up to and including 16th February 2009 Please text all results to Simon on 659 784 059

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Mar

Bowls

and Social Club – Sponsored by 1car1.com Charity Fun Day Our Club Chairman, Mike Farrelly recently designated a week as being the club’s Charity Fund Raising Week, which culminated with a Charity Fun Day sponsored by top private health insurance company, El Perpetuo Socorro..

Mike, ably assisted by Dave Melville our Competition Secretary, his missus Liz and the scribe’s ‘better half’ Anne Stanaway, worked very hard to ensure that the day was a success, and developed a bowls version of ‘crazy golf’.

A large number of both existing club members and other residents of Gran Alacant for whom bowls was previously a mystery, supported the day, in spite of it being one of the windiest days in GA history.

Our club coach, former Spanish National Team Manager Bill Young and our other top bowlers were on hand to give initial instruction to those first-time bowlers, and guide them through the bowling obstacle course.

The more portly of us were also used as anchor weights, to stop a number of slim young things from being blown away in the severe winds. At one stage some of the bowlers had to run for cover as part of a felt roof was torn off by the wind, but thankfully no one was injured, and we were able to continue.

During the afternoon we were graced by two famous personalities, in the guise of Gran Alacant Advertiser owners, Sandra and Barry.

Sandra and Barry were given

instruction and guided around by top bowler Dave Melville, and as the photographs show, both performed very well in the difficult conditions.

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The afternoon raised a considerable sum for our various charities, was enjoyed by all who attended, and our thanks are extended to all those brave souls who supported us.

In the evening we had an excellent meal in the Rincon restaurant; raised more money by way of raffle and auction, and then Maria and Judy from El Perpetuo Socorro presented the Charity Cup to the winner of the afternoon competition, Jack Ryley.

Jack is one of life’s gentlemen who will doubtless not be troubled by my description of him as being one of our more senior members. He showed all ‘us youngsters’ the way to bowl by not only winning the competition, but also getting the joint second highest score as well.

In total, we managed to amass over E1,400, which already has or will be distributed among a number of very worthy causes. On behalf of our club, the scribe wishes to thank all of those who supported our charities, and we hope to see you at friendly club in the future.

Monte Mar – 1car1 Open held on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday – 17th/18th/19th February at the Monte Mar Club Starting last Tuesday, twenty-four teams and ninety-six bowlers commenced battle for the prestigious 1car1 Open Trophy, and for the next three days the teams were split into four leagues and played five matches against each other, all blessed by clear blue skies and warm sunshine.

The four teams in each league that progressed to the semi-finals on Thursday afternoon were, Val Sherry from San Luis, Alan De-Boar from Indalo in Almeria, and two home sides from Monte Mar, those of Colin Armitage and Ray Lilley.

After two quality semi-finals watched by a large enthusiastic crowd, with the exception of club wine taster Harry who fell asleep in the warm sun, the final was played between the teams of Val Sherry and Colin Armitage.

In a final of high quality, Val Sherry’s previously unbeaten team were comfortably beaten by the Monte Mar team of Lynne Armitage, Janet Gatward, Ron Gatward and skipped by Colin Armitage, ably assisted by the partisan but fair crowd.

The third and fourth place final was also

won by Monte Mar, so club congratulations to the fine team of John Corbet, Les Bounds, Chris and Ray Lilley for a superb tournament.

Popular Vicky Riley of top car hire company 1car1, and our Club President Don Antonio Martinez presented the prizes.

As well as presenting the trophy, cash prizes and car hire vouchers to all of the last four teams, Vicki took the opportunity to remind everyone that 1car1 now have

coverage not only in the UK, but also in Spain and now worldwide.

Anyone wishing to obtain more information should contact Vicki at 966790931 or by Email at tovicki.riley@1car1.com.

The Scribe

FARMACIA

on Gran Alacant

is open every day of the year from 9am-9pm

see our map of Gran Alacant

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DIETS CONTINUED FROM LAST MONTH Not every food has the same quality, as anybody can guess just having a look at the prices: low price diets are sooner or later more expensive due to the health problems the Vet will have to treat.

How can we differentiate a well formulated diet from more “common” ones?

First of all, we have to pay attention to the label, where ingredients and analysis can be seen: -Chemical analysis is telling us the content of “food” of the diet: protein, fibre, fats, vitamins and minerals percentage. It’s very important to make sure all these percentages are the right ones for our animal, according to his age and size. For example, protein requirements are higher in a puppy than in an adult, and calcium and vitamin D requirements are much higher in pregnant females. The right percentage of fat and salt will vary a lot for younger and older animals.

-Ingredients are telling us the source of those proteins, fats, fibre, etc, that means, if they are coming from poultry, fish, soy, corn, egg, etc. This is particularly important if our pet is allergic against one of these ingredients, or

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simply doesn’t assimilate it very well. We will also be able to determinate the quality of the sources: is not the same “chicken flour” than “chicken meat”, even if in both cases the content of protein is the same. In the first case, the quality of the protein will be much inferior.

It’s useful to know that, by law, ingredients list must be written the following way: first the most abundant ones (before cooking them), and finally the least abundant ones. Some ingredients added in very small quantities (for example some spices), don’t need to appear at the ingredients list. It’s very common that, after processing the food, the final composition of the food varies, because water disappears, so, those sources rich in water which appear at the beginning if the ingredients list, may finally be not so abundant. This won’t make the quality of the diet go down, but is good to know that the “extra” money we are paying for a “rich in lamb” diet, may not be justified.

Liliana Aldeguer Cerdán col nº 793 English translation by Sergio Reina Esteban col nº 747 Do you want us to write aboutsomething specific you would like to know about your pet?

E-mail us: vetexotics@msn.com All your suggestions will be welcome.

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These Forums have given us easy access to information about the wide world and the activities of its inhabitants.

The “Gran Alacant Advertiser” is excessable on all of these sites, making our advertisers and all information, available to thousands of readers, in addition to our printed copies.

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The Forum's simple aim is: "To provide a friendly internet meeting place for residents of, and visitors to, Gran Alacant, in order to enrich our lives with words that inform, educate and entertain."

Its motto is 'Rhetoric with Respect'.

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Bar for rent Due to time-wasters a unit to rent, above Bar Sioux?

Due to owners moving from the area, commercial unit available for rent on a 3 year lease, with very reasonable rent.

Opportunity to develop a business.

Leasehold, could be available to purchase if required in either, euros or pounds, at a favourable exchange rate.

Entry date negotiable.

Enquiries phone: 618 412 147 or 966 699 650 64

NURSING CARE GRAN ALACANT: I offer all types of nursing care from Post operative care, Basic nursing care, Home care and respite also Theraputic massage for Muscular problems Rheumatoid Arthritis Chemotherapy Patients.

I am an English Registered Nurse and a qualified Aromatherapist, now based in Gran Alacant Phone me in confidence: Home - 966699404 Mobile - 646218702.

TORREON VILLA FOR SALE ON GRAN ALACANT 400 sq.m PLOT 609 755 237

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The learning of the Spanish Language supplied

by Matthew Brock

SLS

Lessons of the Month

Winners of the OʼDuills Valentine Raffle for a weekend for 2 in Madrid was won by Alan & Marion from Monte Mar

www.spanishlanguagesite.com

Beginners Lesson Greetings It’s always a good idea to have a few of these up your sleeve, so that at least you’ve got something to say.

Very often, once you’ve got this out of the way, other things can follow.

‘Hola’ is the obvious form of greeting, and can be used in informal and formal occasions. ‘¿Cómo estás?’ (or the formal, ‘¿cómo está?’) is a common way of asking how someone is, but you also have others: ‘¿cómo estamos?’, ¿qué tal?’, ‘¿cómo andas?’, ‘¿qué hay?’, ‘¿cómo vas?’, or simply ‘¿qué?’ are other ways of saying the same thing.

‘Muy bien’ is the usual reply, but again there are alternatives: ‘Fantástico’, or ‘excelente’, if you’re feeling really good. ‘Regular’ is what you say if you´re just OK, and ‘mal’, or ‘fatal’ is the other end of the scale.

Second prize of a meal for two went to Barry of Monte y Mar Third prize of a case of wine went to ticket number pink 98 still unclaimed!!

Shelly

raised 88€ at her book and bric a brac sale at the Sunset Bar, in aid of her supporting ferrel cats on Gran Alacant

When you meet someone for the first time, you can say ‘encantado’ (‘encantada’ for a woman) or ‘mucho gusto’. This means, ‘great pleasure’ or ‘delighted’. If the other person gets it in first, you say ‘igualmente’, ‘the same to you’.

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WORDSEARCH

WORDSEARCH “Learn your Spanish”

all English words beginning with “F ” and their Spanish translation.

search for the English word and its Spanish counterpart

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SUDOKU ANSWERS ON NEXT PAGE

To solve the puzzle each 3 x 3 box, each row and each column must contain all the numbers 1 to 9.

While the rules of this logic puzzle may be simple, there are numerous strategies to help you solve Sudoku.

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Timetable for the GA Train The train has been covered by transparent awnings to make the journey worthwhile in the windy weather and the chilly mornings and evenings.

Timetable may change due to demand, so if you want a return trip, ask the driver.

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Below, and on the next two pages are maps of Alicante, Santa Pola and Gran Alacant, to help find your way around and to see the location of our adverisers

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GA BOWLS CLUB

Vet GA Exotics Flannagans

PLAZA MAYOR

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BAILEYS BAR

GA farmacia

NAN KIN CHINESE RESTAURANTS II and VIII

HOMEFINDERS/SOLEIL DESTINATIONS

NEW SCHOOL

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22 CARABASI BAR COMPLEX (DOWN THE HILL) CASANOVA - SANDHILLS PHOENIX - OCEAN 11 CARABASI BAR SHOOTERS - HISPANIA OʼDUILLS - YELLOW SUBMARINE SILVER SPOON

TOPTONE BEFORE THEN AFTER ECLIPSE PATAGONIA no.6 STEAK HOUSE

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TOURIST INFORMATION

DICK TURPIN NOT JUST DESSERTS PATAGONIA no.2 STEAK HOUSE

ARMONIA HAIR SALON

AND ON TO LIGHTHOUSE

25 THE WINERY 27 MAXCOOP SUPERMARKET 28 SUPERVALU SUPERMKT 29 MERCADONA SUPERMARKET 29 BEER HOUSE above MERCADONA 30 MEDICAL CENTRE POLICE STATION G.A. COUNCILLOR MUNICIPAL OFFICES NEW LIBRARY 31 SPORTS CENTRE 32 THURSDAY MARKET 34 NEW NANKIN Vlll CHINESE RESTAURANT 44 POST OFFICE 46 AMOROS 49 NEW SCHOOL 53 LEMAR ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES SHOP

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. . . . P U T YO U R B U S I N E S S . . . .O N T H E M A P Map to help you to find your way around Santa Pola.

It also includes our advertisers

CHARD

1. McDonalds 2. Market and red cross bus stop 3. Main Elche street 4. Castillo 5. Town square 6. Tourist info Police station Town hall 7. Fishing port 8. Post Office

9. Tourist info 10. Nan Kin Chinese Rest 12. Salt Lake museum 13. Civic & Social Centre 14.

15. Casa de Cultura 16. Lyneli hair

18 Santa Pola Marina.

19. Bailen 20. Aquarium 21. Suma Office 21.

22. Public refuse tip 23. site for New swimming pool 24. Indoor market 25.

27. New police station 28. Model boating lake 29. Pola Max shopping centre

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