By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it
In several ways, 700 Sundays weren’t enough for Billy Crystal. They weren’t enough time to spend with his late concert promoter father, Jack; the original run of the Tony Award-winning stage show about their relationship — titled “700 Sundays” — wasn’t enough, so Crystal brought it back to Broadway for a recent nine-week revival; and having it be only a theatrical event wasn’t enough, so Crystal has turned it into an HBO special.
“Billy Crystal 700 Sundays” premieres Saturday, April 19, on the cable channel.
Assembled from two January performances the actor-comedian gave at New York’s Imperial Theatre, the two-hour one-man show also factors in such aspects of Crystal’s life as his passions for jazz music and the New York Yankees. A winner of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor and six Emmys, four of those from his nine stints as Oscar host, the “When Harry Met Sally ... ” and “Monsters, Inc.” star also took “700 Sundays” across America and to Australia in the mid-2000s.
Planning a return to series television next year opposite Josh Gad (“Frozen”) in FX’s “The Comedians,” Crystal spoke for this article about reuniting with director Des McAnuff and “additional material” writer Alan Zweibel to create a permanent record of “700 Sundays.”
Q: What made now the time to
bring the show to television?
A: It’s been 10 years of doing it and 66 years of writing it. This last run was so fantastic — as was the first one — it got to the point where I was thinking to myself, “OK. How much longer do I do this?”
I still love it every time I perform the show, but it’s 1,500 to 2,000 people a night. And those are big theaters. I thought I was ready to let go of it and let more people see it, and when HBO came to me during this last run, I said, “OK. Let’s do it.” I was ecstatic, as we were putting it together, with how intimate the television version is.
Q: It is, plus it draws on your experiences as a stand-up comic, a television personality and a movie star. Does performing “700 Sundays” for TV strike you as a merging of everything you’ve done professionally?
A: I think so. I don’t want to sound self-serving, but it’s sort of an expression of all the different kinds of things I can do. I get to go from showing home movies to impersonating people like my aunt Sheila to doing mime. It’s a great range I get to play in playing myself, and it’s an extraordinary experience to get to do that.
I love that the laughs are as big as they are, but for me as a performer, the best moments are when 1,500 people don’t say a word or don’t breathe for six or seven minutes as the show gets more serious ... as I re-create the night my dad died. I can’t even tell you how powerful and
wonderful a moment that is for an actor, to feel you have everybody leaning forward on your every word.
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Sunday 7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Four-Wide Nationals.
From Concord, N.C. (Sameday Tape)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 NHRA
Thrills and Spills
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 NHRA
Thrills & Spills
Monday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Tuesday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Thursday
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Friday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
Sunday
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees.
From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees.
From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Same-day Tape) (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
Monday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis.
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies. From Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Oakland Athletics at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. From Angel Stadium of Anaheim in Anaheim, Calif. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies. From Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia.
Tuesday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
(Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
6:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Oakland Athletics at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. From Angel Stadium of Anaheim in Anaheim, Calif. (Same-day Tape)
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
Friday
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live Saturday
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (WGN-A) White Sox
Warm-Up
7:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Texas Rangers.
From Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
Sunday
10:00 a.m. (MSC) Courtside
Jones
11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)
12:00 p.m. % Oklahoma City Thunder at Indiana Pacers. From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (Live)
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Oklahoma City Thunder at Indiana Pacers. From Bankers Life Field-
Warriors. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live) (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Golden State Warriors. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Golden State Warriors. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
Target Center in Minneapolis. (Same-day Tape)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Atlanta Hawks at Milwaukee Bucks. From the BMO Harris Bradley Center in Milwaukee. (Sameday Tape)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Golden State Warriors at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver.
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
Friday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Face to Face With Hannah Storm (ESPN2) Jordan Brand Classic. From Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Face to Face With Hannah Storm
Saturday
1:00 p.m. _ Moments of NCAA March Madness
1:30 p.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)
2:00 p.m. % First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)
4:30 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Taped)
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy: Mike Arnaoutis vs. Josesito Lopez. From Indio, Calif.
11:15 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
11:45 p.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado
12:00 a.m. (SHOW) All Access
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla.
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla.
12:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla.
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla.
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla.
Sunday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback Tom Brady’s sixth round selection during the 2000 NFL Draft and his struggle to become the starting quarterback at the University of Michigan are discussed.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback Todd Marinovich’s unique rise to stardom, the dark downfall that followed, and the complicated father-son relationship throughout it all.
Monday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live) (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
12:30 a.m. (MSC) The Panel
2:30 a.m. (MSC) The Panel
Tuesday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) The Panel
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Insiders (Live)
house in Indianapolis. (Sameday Tape)
3:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Sacramento Kings. From Sleep Train Arena in Sacramento, Calif. (Sameday Tape)
Monday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live 12:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Sacramento Kings. From Sleep Train Arena in Sacramento, Calif.
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Draft 2014 From Uncasville, Conn. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Coast to Coast Live look-ins to games across the league, plus highlights, analysis and NBA news and information. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Golden State
7:00 p.m. (TNT) New York Knicks at Brooklyn Nets. From Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) Denver Nuggets at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live) (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
Wednesday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Hawks at Milwaukee Bucks. From the BMO Harris Bradley Center in Milwaukee. (Live) (ESPN2) NBA Coast to Coast Live look-ins to games across the league, plus highlights, analysis and NBA news and information. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Golden State Warriors at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live) (MSC) Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Elias Cup Finals: L.A. X vs. Silver Lake Atom Splitters. From North Brunswick, N.J. (Taped)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Women’s Championship. From Wickliffe, Ohio. (Taped)
BOXING
Wednesday
4:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
Friday
11:45 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Boxcino
Tournament. Middleweight semifinals. From Verona, N.Y. (Live)
9:45 p.m. (SHOW) ShoBox: The New Generation. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
Saturday
9:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
8:30 p.m. (SHOW) Bernard Hopkins vs. Beibut Shumenov. Hopkins vs. Shumenov, IBF/ WBA light heavyweight unification. Also: Peter Quillin vs. Lukas Konecny. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Wednesday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Training Day 365
Thursday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live) (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
4:30 p.m. (MSC) The Panel
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live
Friday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Saturday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Spring Game: Auburn. (Live) GOLF
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Coverage from the 2014 Masters. (Live)
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
12:00 p.m. _ Jim Nantz Remembers Augusta: Nick Faldo at the Masters
1:00 p.m. _ 2014 Masters Tournament Final Round. From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From Coverage from the 2014 Masters. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnie
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From Coverage from the 2014 Masters.
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Playing
Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Coverage from the 2014 Masters.
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Coverage from the 2014 Masters.
Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Arnie
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnie
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnie
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Arnie
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Arnie
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnie
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnie
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnie
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnie
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnie
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
(MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnie
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Arnie
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Arnie
2:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Wednesday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Arnie
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf Junior golfers compete in the Drive, Chip and Putt Finals.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) LOTTE Championship, First Round. From Oahu, Hawaii. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) LOTTE Championship, First Round. From Oahu, Hawaii.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions
Tour Learning Center
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Maybank Malaysian Open, First Round. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (Same-day Tape)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy Playing from the sand.
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, First Round. From Hilton Head, S.C. (Live)
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) LOTTE Championship, Second Round. From Oahu, Hawaii. (Live) (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, First Round. From Hilton Head, S.C.
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
2:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Friday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Maybank Malaysian Open, Second Round. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (Same-day Tape)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, First Round. From Duluth, Ga. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Second Round. From Hilton Head, S.C. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
Town Golf Links in Hilton Head, S.C. (Live) (GOLF) Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, Second Round. From Duluth, Ga. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) LOTTE Championship, Final Round. From Oahu, Hawaii. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Third Round. From Hilton Head, S.C.
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
2:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, Second Round. From Duluth, Ga.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Columbus Blue Jackets at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
Saturday
2:00 p.m. + Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
MARTIAL ARTS
Tuesday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider
Friday
8:00 p.m. (SPIKE) Bellator MMA Live The world’s top fighters take part in this tournament. (Live)
Saturday
7:00 p.m. ) / UFC: Werdum vs. Browne Fabricio Werdum vs. Travis Browne; Miesha Tate vs. Liz Carmouche. From Amway Center in Orlando. (Live)
Sunday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters From Bainbridge, Ga.
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters From Palatka, Fla.
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris
10:35 p.m. + Minnesota Bound Monday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Tuesday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors
2:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Wednesday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
2:30 a.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris Thursday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Catching prespawn river walleyes on the move; tackling new bass lakes in spring.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris
6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
Sunday
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Monday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Tuesday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) 30 for 30: Soccer Stories
Wednesday
2:25 p.m. (ESPN) Spanish Copa del Rey Soccer Final — FC Barcelona vs Real Madrid CF. From Mestalla Stadium in Valencia, Valencian Community, Spain. (Live)
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Thursday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Friday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Saturday
11:30 a.m. + English Premier League Soccer Hull City AFC vs Arsenal FC. From KC Stadium in Hull, England. (Live)
1:30 p.m. + Premier League Goal Zone (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) LOTTE Championship, Third Round. From Oahu, Hawaii. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Second Round. From Hilton Head, S.C.
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, First Round. From Duluth, Ga.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Maybank Malaysian Open, Third Round. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Third Round. From Hilton Head, S.C. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ RBC Heritage, Third Round. From Harbour
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Maybank Malaysian Open, Final Round. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (Same-day Tape)
HOCKEY
Sunday
11:30 a.m. + Detroit Red Wings at St. Louis Blues. From Scottrade Center in St. Louis. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Nashville
Predators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Nashville
Predators at Minnesota Wild.
From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
1:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors Friday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge The erratic, evasive action of new lure concepts trigger smallmouth bass.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads
2:30 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters From Palatka, Fla.
7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
9:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
Thursday
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Texas at Oklahoma. (Live)
Saturday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Texas at Oklahoma. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Texas at Oklahoma.
Monday 6:30 p.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Indianapolis. McEnroe, Lendl, Courier and Philippoussis. From Indianapolis.
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Park & Pipe Open Series
››› “Donnie Brasco” (1997, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Michael Madsen. (S) (CC) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty (AMC) Mad Men “Favors” (CC) Mad Men The partners cannot agree. Mad Men Don has difficulties. (CC)
Minds “Profiling 101” (S) Criminal Minds “The Silencer” (S) Bates Motel “The Escape Artist” (S) Bates Motel “Plunge” (S) (CC)
››› “Blood Diamond” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio. Two men join in a quest to recover a priceless gem. (CC)
››› “Gladiator” (2000, Historical Drama) Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix. A fugitive general becomes a gladiator in ancient Rome. (CC)
›››› “Forrest Gump” (1994, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise. (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutTo Be Announced To Be Announced (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) PaidPaidYoungerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLarry PaidCook
PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) New Day Sunday (N) PoliticsState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaid ›› “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007) Ben Stiller. (:28) ›› “Without a Paddle” (2004) (:28) ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) (CC)
Wil. Doc PiratesSofiaDogJessieAustinLiv-Mad. ›› “Bedtime Stories” (S) Good Good Good Good JessieJessieJessieAustinAustinAustinI Didn’tLiv-Mad.Liv-Mad.
(E!) Sex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CityE! News Fashion PoliceGiuliana & BillEric & Eric & Total DivasTotal DivasTotal Divas“Maid-Manhatt.”
(ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
PBA Bowling College Bowling SportsCenter (N)
(ESPN2) Bassmasters From Bainbridge, Ga. Bassmasters From Palatka, Fla. (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters SportsCenter Featured Billiards From Springfield, Mass. Billiards From Springfield, Mass. Billiards From Springfield, Mass.
Year of the Quarterback (CC)
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(FAM) Daddy“The Hunchback of Notre Dame” ›› “101 Dalmatians” (1996) ›› “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) Johnny Depp. (12:56) ›› “Happy Feet Two” (2011) (2:56) ››› “Hercules” (1997) “Despicable Me” (FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) Sunday Morning Futures MediaBuzz (N) News HQHousecall America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial News HQHealthy You Housecall MediaBuzzFOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace (FSN) PaidPaidPaidRoadsOutDue North OutPlayingCourtDumbestGame PolarisBaseball Twins MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins PolarisWest-Customs
(FX) Buffy, Slayer ›› “Monsters vs. Aliens” (2009) ››› “How to Train Your Dragon” ››› “Rio” (2011) Jesse Eisenberg ›› “Knight and Day” (2010) Tom Cruise. ›› “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” (2011) (GOLF) (5:00) Morning Drive (N) (Live) Live From Coverage from the 2014 Masters. (N) (Live)
“The Legend of Bagger Vance” (2000, Drama)
Touch AmazingJereOsteenPaidTBA ›› “Call Me Crazy: A Five Film”
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Hand That Rocks the Cradle” (CC) “Foreclosed” (2013) Marlee Matlin. (NBCSN) PremierPremier LeagueEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal Match of the DayIndyCar Racing IndyCar Racing Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach. (N) (NICK) FanboyT.U.F.F.PowerSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesSponge.ParentsParentsSam & Sam & ThunderHauntedSanjayBreadSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.HauntedThunder (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidOff RoadEngineTruckMuscleBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidRiverworld (Part 1 of 2) (CC) Riverworld (Part 2 of 2) (CC)
›› “The Ruins” (2008, Horror) (CC) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) Johnny Depp. Raiders (TBN)
PurvisUrbanPassionTouchFranklinTurningChristWinningPrinceRedeemWordIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyTimeBest of PraiseJ. HageeMarriageMiracleG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS)
MarriedMarriedFriends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) › “Just Married” (2003) Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy. ›› “Just Friends” (2005, RomanceComedy) Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart.
› “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) Dane Cook, Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs.
› “The Sweetest Thing” (2002) Cameron Diaz. (:45) ›› “You, Me and Dupree” (2006) Owen Wilson. (TCM) (5:30) ››› “Bombshell” (1933) Jean Harlow. (CC) ›› “She’s Back on Broadway” (1953) Virginia Mayo, Steve Cochran. ›› “I Love Melvin” (1953) Donald O’Connor. (CC) ›› “Girl Happy” (1965, Musical) Elvis Presley. (CC) (:45) ›››› “East of Eden” (1955, Drama) James Dean, Julie Harris, Raymond Massey. (CC) ›› “Inside Daisy Clover” (1965) Natalie Wood, Robert Redford. (CC) (:15) “Sullivan’s Travels” (1941) (TLC) Paid Program (S) (CC) PaidSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesIsland MediumIsland MediumIsland MediumIsland MediumMediumMediumMediumMedium (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ›› “Step Up” (2006, Musical) (CC) (:15) ››› “Dreamgirls” (2006) (CC) (TOON) TenkaiTenkaiBeyWar.PokeBen 10LegendsGumballUncle “Open Season 3” (2010) TeenTeenTeenRegularRegular“Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed”“Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins” (TRAV) When VacationsDangerous Gr.Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumSecrets- Lege.Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBBQ Cr.BBQ Cr.BBQ Cr.BBQ Cr.Food ParadiseFood ParadiseFood Paradise (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidClipaholicsWorld RecordsPanic Panic PawnPawnJokersJokersKiller KaraokeMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (:12) Three’s Company (CC) 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland (:12) Hot in Cleveland “Dr. Who” (USA) Paid Program JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen SirensSirensSuits “No Way Out” NCIS: Los Angeles “Borderline” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Crimeleon” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Touch of Death” NCIS: Los Angeles “Skin Deep” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Paper Soldiers” NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (CC) (DVS) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) SearchFactsDavidTom’rowHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. (N) 10th Inn.WitchesFunny Videos
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) “Simon Sez” (S) Conchords ›› “The Wedding Date” (2005) Debra Messing. (CC) University Sing (:15) ›› “Muhammad Ali’s Greatest Fight” (2013) Christopher Plummer. (S)
››› “Bowfinger” (1999) Steve Martin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (:45) ›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005) Jason Statham. (S) “Pacific Rim”
(MAX) (5:15) › “Juwanna Mann” (CC) (6:50) ›› “Doctor Dolittle” (1998) Eddie Murphy. ‘PG-13’ (:20) ›› “The Internship” (2013) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “Heat” (1995, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “The Place Beyond the Pines” (2012, Crime Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Wicker Park” (2004, Suspense) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(4:55) ›
(:40) ›› “Stoker” (2013, Horror) Mia Wasikowska. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Admission” (S) (SHOW) “Lionheart” (:45) Jim Rome on Showtime (CC) (:45) ››› “Circle of Friends” (1995, Drama) Chris O’Donnell. ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) Kimberly Elise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Detention of the Dead” (2012) Jacob Zachar. ‘NR’
WDSE Nature “My Bionic Pet” (N) (S) (CC) Call the Midwife Pregnant inmate. Masterpiece Classic (N) (S) (CC) The Bletchley Circle (S) (CC) Doc Martin “The Family Way” (CC)
KAWE NewsHour Wk Common Ground Call the Midwife Pregnant inmate. Masterpiece Clas-
GreedAmerican GreedThe Profit The Profit Larry PaidAmerican GreedWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) CNN Special (N) Death Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) Dukes ››› “Superbad” (2007) Jonah Hill. (CC) Dave ChappelleChris Rock: Bigger & BlackerKevin Tosh.0Work.Amy South PkSouth PkSouth PkDave Attell: R.PaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Naked and AfraidNaked and AfraidNaked and Afraid: Naked and AfraidNaked After DarkNaked and AfraidNaked After DarkNaked and Afraid: PaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaidPaid (DISN) JessieDogLiv-Mad.I Didn’tAustinJessieJessieLiv-Mad.JessieANT Good Good Shake ItANT Austin ›› “Quints” (2000) (S) (CC) DeckDeckFish PhineasHenryChug (E!) “Maid-Manhatt.”Total DivasTotal Divas (N) Eric & ChrisleyTotal DivasEric & ChrisleySoupChelseaTotal DivasEric & ChrisleyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) CountdownMLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees. (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) NBA Basketball: Thunder at Pacers SportCtrSportsCenter
(ESPN2) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NHRA Drag Racing Four-Wide Nationals. From Concord, N.C. (N Same-day Tape) (CC)
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(EWTN) World Over LiveSolemn Mass of Palm Sunday From Rome With JohnLife on the RockPalm Sunday With LitanyEparchyThe MarHoly Week RetreatPath of MessiahFaithBkmrkMustard SeedRosary
(FAM) “Despicable Me”“Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” ››› “A Bug’s Life” (1998, Fantasy) OsteenJ. MeyerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPrinceRobisonJ. MeyerChild
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Huckabee MediaBuzzFOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) CuttingWild NHL Hockey: Predators at Wild Wild SledPlayingWorld PokerMLB Baseball: Royals at Twins NHL Hockey NBA Basketball Road / Octagon
(FX) “Transformers” › “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance” › “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance”The Americans(12:01) Rescue MePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) Live From Coverage from the 2014 Masters. (N) (Live) Arnie (N) Live From Coverage from the 2014 Masters. Live From Coverage from the 2014 Masters. Live From Coverage from the 2014 Masters.
(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlCaribCaribBeachBeachAlaskaAlaskaHuntersHunt IntlBeachBeachAlaskaAlaskaHuntersHunt IntlCaribCaribPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHGTV’d
(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnNo Man’s Land (N) American PickersPawnPawnPawnPawnNo Man’s Land (S) American PickersPaidJurassic FightPaidClash of the Gods
(LIFE) “Death Clique” (2014) Lexi Ainsworth. Drop Dead Diva(:01) “Death Clique” (2014) (CC) Drop Dead Diva(12:03) “Death Clique” (2014) (CC) PaidPaidSleep!PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(NBCSN) NHL LiveNHL Hockey (S)
NHLNHL TopMatch of the DayEnglish Premier League SoccerMatch of the DayPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(NICK) Sam & Sam & Full H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) Friends’70s’70sGeorge(:12) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.
(SPIKE) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (N) (S) ContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) ContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(SYFY) (5:30) “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (1984) ›› “The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising” › “The Bleeding” (2009) Vinnie Jones. “The Seamstress” (2009, Horror) (CC) ZonePaidPaid
(TBN) Lead BlessedOsteenKerryCopeCrefloJesus of Nazareth Robert Powell stars; 1977 miniseries. Power in the Name Wom (TBS) (4:45) ›› “You, Me and Dupree”
››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. (DVS) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman. (DVS) › “The Sweetest Thing” (2002) Cameron Diaz.
› “Just Married” (2003) Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedEngagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:15) “Sullivan’s Travels” (1941) ››› “Boys Town” (1938) Spencer Tracy, Mickey Rooney. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Men of Boys Town” (1941) Spencer Tracy, Mickey Rooney. (CC)
››› “The Mysterious Island” (1929) Lionel Barrymore, Jane Daly.
››› “Genocide” (1981) Narrated by Orson Welles. ›› “The X From Outer Space” (1966) Peggy Neal
››› “Mildred Pierce” (1945) Joan Crawford, Jack Carson. (CC) (DVS) (TLC) MediumMediumMediumMediumMediumMediumMy Five Wives (N) MediumMediumMy Five Wives (S) MediumMediumMediumMediumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidKitchenKitchen (TNT) (4:15) “Dreamgirls” ››› “The Help” (2011, Drama) Viola Davis. (CC) (DVS) (:03) ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. (CC) (DVS) (:03) ›› “Step Up” (2006) Mario (CC) (:03) Law & OrderSmallville “Wrath” Smallville “Blue” (TOON) StevenTom/ChickenVentureVentureBurgersBurgersFam GuyFam GuyChickenRickChina, ILMetalBurgersFam GuyFam GuyChickenRickChina, ILMetalVentureBurgersGumballGumball (TRAV) Food ParadiseMysteries-MuseumSecrets- Lege.Secrets- Lege.Mysteries-MuseumSecrets- Lege.Secrets- Lege.Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaid (TRUTV) truTV Top FunniesttruTV Top FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...truTV Top FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Suits “No Way Out” (:01) › “The Condemned” (2007, Action) Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones. (CC)
›› “War” (2007, Action) Jet Li, Jason Statham, John Lone. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Burn Notice “Reunion” (CC) (WGN-A) Funny Videos ›› “The Devil’s Advocate” (1997) Keanu Reeves. WitchesMotherMotherMotherParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyDharmaDharmaDharmaDharmaWGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:45) ››› “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Hunnam. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Game of Thrones Tyrion helps Jaime. Silicon Valley Veep (N) (CC) Game of Thrones Tyrion helps Jaime. Veep (S) (CC) Silicon Valley Game of Thrones Tyrion helps Jaime. Silicon Valley Veep (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “Made” (2001) Jon Favreau. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “The Thirteenth Floor” (1999) Craig Bierko. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Sixth Man” (MAX) (5:20) ›› “Admission” (2013) (S) (:10) ›› “Broken City” (2013, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Internship” (2013, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Alex Cross” (2012) Tyler Perry. A serial killer pushes Cross to the edge.
›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“The Wrath of Cain” (2010) Ving Rhames. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) “VHS” (2012, Horror) Calvin Reeder, Lane Hughes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) › “Knife Fight” (2012, Drama) Rob Lowe, Jamie Chung. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide Life on Top (S) (12:05) ››› “Argo” (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Co-Ed Con. (:45) ››› “American History X” (1998) Edward Norton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Stone Cars “Pure Country 2: The Gift” (2010) (SHOW) “Cold Light” House of Lies (S) Shameless Sheila fights for custody. Nurse Jackie Californication Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Nurse Jackie Californication Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Nurse Jackie Californication ››› “21 Grams” (2003, Drama) Sean Penn. Three lives intersect following a car accident. ‘R’ (:20) ››› “The Impossible” (2012) Naomi Watts. (S) (:15) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (CC) (TMC) (5:20) › “The Double” (2011)
BROADCAST
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T My Cat From HellAnimal CopsAnimal CopsPit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-Parole Savaged
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M PaidPaidPaidPaidDailyColbertComedySunnySouth Pk(:24) ›› “Encino Man” (1992) (CC) (:24) ››› “Clueless” (1995, Comedy) KeyKeyKeyFturamaFturamaSouth PkTosh.0
T CommunSunnySouth Pk(10:54) ›› “Semi-Pro” (2008) (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0
(CNBC) (5:00) Squawk BoxVaried ProgramsSquawk on StreetVaried Programs Fast MoneyPower LunchStreet SignsClosing BellVaried ProgramsFast MoneyMad Money (CNN) (5:00) New Day CNN Newsroom At This HourLegal ViewWolf CNN Newsroom Jake TapperThe Situation RoomCrossfire (COM)
W Half Work.Work.Work.Work.South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk
TH (10:54) ›› “Arthur” (2011) Russell Brand. (CC) Amy SunnySunnySunnyFturama
F ChapCommunSunnySouth Pk“Beavis and Butt-head Do America”Work.Work. (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidAlmost, AwayDisappearedWicked AttractionSins & SecretsVaried Programs
(DISN) Ella the MickeyPiratesMickeyWil. Doc SofiaMickeyDoc MickeyMickeyLittleLittleOctoVaried Programs Win, I Didn’tLiv-Mad.Jessie
M Saved/Saved/Saved/Saved/KardashianKardasKardasKardashianE! News Sex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CityTotal DivasTotal DivasTotal DivasTotal Divas
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W Sex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CityFashion Police Eric & Eric & Giuliana & Bill
TH Saved/Saved/Saved/Saved/Saved/Saved/ › “Taxi” (2004) Queen Latifah. Total DivasTotal DivasEric & Eric & F Saved by the Bell Secret Societies
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T Life on the RockThat I May See St. Faus RosaryAngelsComChoices Rosary
W Who Has Believed: Mother Angelica Light TruthThe DiAnimatLenten
TH In Concert Holy Rosary Chrism Mass in Rome With Pope FranRealityPraying With Jesus ImageMustard SeedChoral Meditations/Mass
M PaidPaidTwins Wild Wolves LiveMLB Baseball: Royals at TwinsNHL Hockey NBA Basketball MLB Baseball: Royals at TwinsVikings MinneCourtDue
T WolvesWolvesThe MinneNBA Basketball WolvesWe Love Due NBA Basketball WolvesWe Love Due Car WarriorsWest-CustomsThe Best of Pride
F Worth LivingThe Footprints of God Celebration of the Lord’s Passion From RomeWomen Holy RealityChaplet Commemoration-PassionChoral Meditations and Lit (FAM) ’70s’70s’70s’70sStanding700 ClubThe 700 ClubGilmore Girls8, Rules8, RulesRebaRebaRebaRebaBoy...Boy...Boy...Boy...MiddleMiddleMiddleMiddle (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends America’s Newsroom Happening Now News HQ The Real StoryShepard SmithNeil CavutoThe Five Special Report (FSN)
W Pain Baseball Twins CuttingWe Love MLB Baseball: Blue Jays at TwinsHard ChargeMLB Baseball: Blue Jays at TwinsHard ChargeCuttingGame Car WarriorsWorld Poker
TH PaidWolves SledPolaris Baseball CourtNBA Basketball WolvesBaseball PlayingPark & PipeVikings The Golf LifePlaying
M Buffy, Slayer ›› “Vantage Point” (2008, Suspense) ›› “Knight and Day” (2010) Tom Cruise. ›› “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” (2011) Shia LaBeouf. MotherMotherTwo Two ›› “Hall Pass”
T ›› “Sugar & Spice” (2001, Comedy) › “All About Steve” (2009) Two Two ›› “Hall Pass” (2011) Owen Wilson. SaintMother Two › “The Waterboy” (1998)
F Due Twins Game CourtTwins Baseball Golf LifeAnglingWaterOutdoorTwins Baseball PolarisDue RoadsWe Love CoachDumbestCar WarriorsRoad / Octagon (FX)
W ›› “Darkness Falls” (2003, Horror) ›› “Twin Dragons” (1991, Comedy) › “Max Payne” (2008) Mila Kunis ›› “The Taking of Pelham 123” (2009, Action) AngerTwo ›› “Death Race” (2008, Action)
TH ›› “Twin Dragons” (1991, Comedy) › “Max Payne” (2008) Mila Kunis ›› “The Taking of Pelham 123” (2009, Action) Two Two ›› “Death Race” (2008, Action) Jason Statham. MotherMotherTwo Two
F ›› “The Forgotten” (2004) › “The One” (2001, Action) Jet Li. ›› “Knowing” (2009) Nicolas Cage. ›› “Doomsday” (2008, Action) Rhona Mitra. Two Two MotherMother (GOLF) Morning Drive Morning Drive Arnie Varied Programs
CABLE CHANNELS
M BalanceBalanceUnsolved MysteryFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierMotherMotherGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyHoarders Hoarders Hoarders
T Wife SwapWife SwapWife Swap
(LIFE)
W Spaces
TH
F (NBCSN)
M English Premier League SoccerThe Dan Patrick Show
SportsIntoSaltwaB. DanceBassEnglish Premier League SoccerNASCARNASCARPro Football TalkNHL Top
T B. DanceBiteFishingFishingEnglish Premier League Soccer Goal Pro TalkNASCAR
W ExtremeExtreme SportEnglish Premier League Soccer NHL Live
TH NHL Hockey Teams TBA. (S) BassOutdoorSeasonsLunker.Outd’rsFishingOutsideTruckMuscleNASCARPro Football Talk
F Outd’rsMartinOutdoorFishingB. DanceIntoSaltwaSurvive the 25Count
M PaidPaidPaidPaidGanglandGangland ›› “Broken Arrow” (1996) John Travolta. (S) ››› “Warrior” (2011, Action) Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy. (S) CopsCopsCopsCops
T Bar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk Master
(NICK) Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PAWPAWUmiDora...Dora...BubbleBubblePAWPAWWallyPeterSponge.Sponge.Sponge.ParentsParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)
W Police VideosPolice VideosPolice VideosPolice Videos ›› “Smokin’ Aces” (2007) Ben Affleck. (S) ››› “The Rundown” (2003) The Rock. (S) › “The Marine”
TH Disorderly ConductDisorderly ConductDisorderly ConductDisorderly ConductDisorderly ConductDisorderly ConductCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCops
F GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGangland (SYFY)
M PaidPaidZoneWarehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13 ›› “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid. ›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) (CC) “Indiana Jones”
T Face Off Jim Henson’sJim Henson’sJim Henson’sFace Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off
W Warehouse 13MetalMetalHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted Highway ››› “War Wolves” (2009) (CC)
TH ZoneKiller ContactKiller ContactKiller ContactKiller ContactJim Henson’sJim Henson’sJim Henson’sJim Henson’s ›› “Ice Quake” (2010) Brendan Fehr. Day
M VeggieK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopeThe GoodPrecious MemoriesJewishLife ToEasterThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewish ››› “The Passion of the Christ”
T Jew. Je Graham ClassicResurrectionAlive Barabbas
F The Twilight Zone ›› “Open Graves” (2009) (CC) ›› “Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead”“Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines” (2012) (CC) ›› “Night of the Demons” (2009) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011) (TBN)
W Change The Apostle Peter J. Meyer “The Final Inquiry” (2007, Drama) The
TH G. Barabbas Lifestyle ››› “King of Kings” (1961) Jeffrey Hunter.
F Dupl’tis ››› “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) ››› “The Robe” (1953) Richard Burton. (TBS)
M MarriedMarriedThere BrownsPayneFull H’sePrincePrincePrinceOfficeOfficeCleveAmer.Amer.Amer.KingKingFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsSeinfeldSeinfeldSeinfeld
(TCM)
M ›››› “The Maltese Falcon” (1941) “The Adventures of Robin Hood” ››› “Gaslight” (1944) (CC) (DVS) ›››› “Citizen Kane” (1941, Drama) ››› “Meet Me in St. Louis” (1944) ›››› “Casablanca” (1942, Drama)
T “Son of a Sailor”(:15) ›› “On an Island With You”(:15) ›› “The Sailor Takes a Wife” ›› “Follow the Boys” (CC) (:45) ››› “Mister Roberts” (1955) (CC) ›› “Don’t Go Near the Water” (1957) “Kiss Them-Me”
W ››› “The Racket” (1928) ›› “Paid” (1931) (CC) ›› “War Nurse” (1930) ›› “Gentleman’s Fate”“Sin of Madelon” (:45) ›› “Sporting Blood”(:15) ›› “Carnival Boat” ›› “Hell Divers” (1931)
TH (5:00) ››› “Ben-Hur” ›››› “Dinner at Eight” (1933) ›››› “The Thin Man”(:15) ›››› “The Good Earth” (1937, Drama) (:45) ››› “Boys Town” (1938) ›››› “Goodbye, Mr. Chips” (1939) Lassie
F ›››› “The Philadelphia Story” ››› “The Band Wagon” (1953) (CC) ›››› “North by Northwest” (1959) (CC) (DVS) ››› “How the West Was Won” (1962) (:15) ››› “Doctor Zhivago” (1965) Omar Sharif.
(TLC) MultiplesBabyBabyQuints19 Kids19 KidsAddicAddicExtreme Extreme What Not to Wear19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCoupleBorBorSay YesSay YesMediumMediumMediumMedium
(TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle
(TOON) Ben 10BeyPokéTeenTeenTeenRegularRegularRegularAdvenAdvenAdvenUncle Uncle JohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballVaried Programs (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidTackles-GlobeNo ReservationVaried Programs Food ParadiseBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...DumbestVariedDumbestVariedDumbestVariedDumbestVaried Programs (TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGunsmokeGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanza Bonanza GriffithGriffithGriffithGriffith (USA)
M Burn Notice › “The Condemned” (2007) (CC) NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles
T ChrisleyChrisley ›› “Over Her Dead Body” (2008) Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order:
W House ›› “Bee Movie” (2007, Comedy) (CC) NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS
TH Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order:
Taylor Kitsch. Hopes(:45) ›› “Beautiful Creatures” (2013) (S) (CC) › “Big Daddy” (1999) (S) ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) (S) (CC) PrisonReal Time, BillBattle
W Simon ›› “The Sentinel” (2006) (S) (CC) ›› “The Wedding Date” ›› “The Lucky One” (S) (:45) ››› “Pacific Rim” (2013) Idris Elba (CC) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) 24/7“Dodgeball: Underdog”
TH “Edward Scissorhands” (S) One Last(:15) ›› “Man of Steel” (2013) Henry Cavill. (S) (:45) “Muhammad Ali’s Greatest Fight” ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) (S) (CC) Man
M “Pure Country” ››› “Cinderella Man” (2005) Russell Crowe. (:25) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013) (S) (:20) “In Good Company” (S) (:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (S) ›››› “The Godfather” (1972) (S)
T (5:25) ››› “The Abyss” (1989) (S) “Jack the Giant Slayer” (S) (:45) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) (S) (CC) (:10) ››› “Rushmore” (S) (:45) ›› “Parental Guidance” (2012) (:35) ›››› “The Godfather, Part II” (1974) (S)
W ›› “The Man With the Iron Fists” (S) (7:50) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”(9:50) “The Man in the Iron Mask” (S) (:10) › “Juwanna Mann” (S) (:45) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) (S) (:25) › “Showtime” (2002) “The Internship”
F “Tomorrow Nvr”(:15) › “Big Daddy” (1999) › “A Night at the Roxbury”University SingPrison24/7(:15) ›› “K-PAX” (2001) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ›› “The Great Gatsby” (S) (MAX)
TH “Pure Country”(:10) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) (S) (8:50) ›› “Hell Baby” (S) ›› “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. (S) (:40) ›› “Admission” (2013) (S) (CC) ›› “This Is 40” (2012) Paul Rudd. (S) (CC) “In Good Comp.”
M (5:15) “The Ghost Writer” (S) ›› “Happy Accidents” (2000) (S) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” ›› “The Yards” (2000, Crime Drama) “Roman Polanski: Odd” ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) (S) (:15) “Dark Skies”
T Crimes ›› “The Pledge” (2008) (S) ›› “The Third Wheel” (S) ››› “Quartet” (2012) (S) (:15) ››› “Meek’s Cutoff” (2010) (S) ›› “Cocktail” (1988) (S) (:45) › “Java Heat” (2013) Kellan Lutz. ››› “50/50” (2011) (S)
F Return ›› “Doctor Dolittle” (1998) ››› “Rushmore” (1998) “National Lampoon”(:15) ›››› “The Godfather” (1972) Marlon Brando. (S) (:15) ››› “The Place Beyond the Pines” (S) (:40) “The Negotiator” (1998) (SHOW)
W “Detective Dee and the Mystery” ››› “The Way Back” (2010) (S) (:15) ›› “The Secret of My Success”(:15) “The Other F Word” (2011) (S) “Gucci: The Director” (2013) › “The Three Musketeers” (2011) (S) Coach
TH ›› “Continental Divide”(:45) ›› “Turner & Hooch” (1989) (S) “Dirty Dancing” “Children of the Corn V”(:25) › “Sexting” (2011) (S) ›› “Foolproof” (2003) (S) (:35) ›› “Dark Skies” (S) “Step Up Rev.”
M › “Houseguest” (1995) Sinbad. (S) ››› “Far and Away” (1992) Tom Cruise. (S) ›› “Alive” (1993) Ethan Hawke. (S) (:40) ›› “Save the Date” (2012) (S) ›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) (S) (CC) ›› “Kindergarten Cop” (S)
T “Chicken Chron.”That Guy... Who Was in That(:25) ››› “My Left Foot”(:10) ›› “Notting Hill” (1999) (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Sling Blade” (1996, Drama) (S) (CC) ›› “Mumford” (1999) Loren Dean. (S) “Lemony Snicket’s Series”
W (5:30) “The Crew” › “Hello Again” (1987) (S) (:40) › “Letters to God” (2010) (S) (:35) ›› “Holy Man” (1998) (S) (CC) ›› “Dare” (2009) (S) (CC) (:05) › “As Cool as I Am”(:40) › “Alex Cross” (2012) (S) (CC) Boat
F Big Khna(:45) ›› “White Squall” (1996) Jeff Bridges. (S) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” ›››› “Five Fingers” (S) › “Derailed” (2002) (S) (CC) ›› “The Yards” (2000, Crime Drama) “Stir of Echoes” Deten (TMC)
TH “Journey-King”“Agent Cody Banks 2”(:40) ›› “W.” (2008) Josh Brolin. (S) (CC) ››› “Lincoln” (2012) Daniel Day-Lewis. (S) ››› “Rescue Dawn” (2006) (S) (CC) (:35) ››› “Nixon” (1995) Anthony Hopkins. (S)
F (5:15) “Cypher” (S) ››› “Rize” (2005) (S) “Nobody Walks” (2012) (S) ››› “Winter Solstice” (S) › “Between Us” (2012) (S) (:05) › “The Double” (2011) (:45) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006) Adrien Brody. “Silver Linings”
“Jack Irish: Dead Point,” youtu.be/D7YUA8LFrk8
Premium streaming service Acorn TV (also available via Roku) offers a wide selection of British TV, including this film from the cinematic Australian noir series based on the novel by Peter Temple. Guy Pearce stars as downon-his luck private detective Jack Irish, who gets involved in a conspiracy involving smuggling, police corruption and blackmail. Barry Humphries also stars.
“Slings & Arrows,” acornonline.com/slings-arrows/ p/slings-arrows/ Set among the backstage trials and tribulations of a Shakespearean theater troupe, the Canadian series stars Paul Gross (“Due South”), Don McKellar (“Childstar”), Martha Burns (“Screening”) and Mark McKinney (“The Kids in the Hall”), with guest stars Rachel McAdams (“The Notebook”), in Season 1, Colm Feore (“Chicago”) in Season 2, and Sarah Polley (“The Sweet Hereafter”) and William Hurt in Season 3.
Ted Allen adores eggs, ham, cheese and mustard. When they come up, as they tend to in conversation with him, he’s nearly reverential.
Allen, host of “Chopped,” also hosts Food Network’s “America’s Best Cook,” premiering Sunday, April 13.
“When this was announced, the natural and cranky impulse from some of my friends on social media was, ‘Just what we needed – another cooking competition show,’ ” Allen says. ‘This is different. It has a Thunderdome vibe, a crazy-shaped catwalk.”
Professional chefs Cat Cora, Tyler Florence, Alex Guarnaschelli and Michael Symon will each a head a team of four home cooks.
The pros encourage and direct the cooks but cannot do the work for them. And that’s tough for them to do, Allen says.
“They are in the position of being represented by people who are still only home cooks,” Allen says. “And there is a world of difference between a home cook and a professional.
“Seeing them in that position, it makes them ... uncomfortable,” he says of the chefs. “They are not supposed to constantly coach their charges: ‘Cook the egg that way. Turn the roast over.’ ”
Allen, who has not gone to culinary school but fantasizes about how wonderful it would be to do so in Italy or France, was not knocking amateur cooks, just noting how much more professional chefs know about food preparation.
“I am not a chef,” he says. “I am a very enthusiastic home cook and food writer, and the more years I spend with chefs, the less I emphasize I was a restaurant critic.”
“Honchos,” www.mydamnchannel.com/channel/honchos_9255
The animated comedy series from creator Rory Covey features members of the indie improv team Taco Knight, who play film producers and insane people pitching movies. Voices include Covey, Sarah Puls and Joseph Severini; the writers are Puls, Severini and Brian Witte. New episodes are available Wednesdays.
“T:3 Showdown,” www. mydamnchannel.com/channel/ t_3_showdown_9664
Launched in March, the interactive online talent competition show is from producers Albie Hecht (“Kids’ Choice Awards”), and Robert Small (“MTV Unplugged”). Five finalists are selected for a final showdown round this week, as chosen by online users. The winner will get a pilot development deal for a series on My Damn Channel.
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“I ordered Indian from my favorite place, Kinara, in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.”
•What is always in your refrigerator?
“Many kinds of cheese, particularly Parmesan. My favorite thing in the world is eggs, and my other favorite thing in the world is Dijon. I live for mustard. Ham, which I also live for, and Nueske’s in Wisconsin makes the most unbelievably delicious ham.”
•What is your next project?
“Right now we are talking about the ‘Chopped Tournament of Stars’. My next project will be another season of ‘Chopped’ and shoots 39 episodes, and I am excited. We have made 257 of these shows.”
•What do you love to cook now?
“Ironically, considering my job on a culinary game show all about speed, I like to stick a pork shoulder in my smoker and let it cook for eight hours. ... I love long, deep, developed flavors. Lately I have really been into polenta because one of my colleagues on ‘Chopped,’ Scott Conant, cooks polenta for three to four hours and transforms it into this sexy, silky, lush medium.'
Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)
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(FAM) “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” ››› “A Bug’s Life” (1998, Fantasy) The 700 Club (S)
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(NICK) Sponge.Sam & Full H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) Friends’70s’70sGeorge(:12) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.
(SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Indiana Jones”MetalMetalWarehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) MetalMetalContinuum (CC) Haven “Butterfly” Haven “Harmony” PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) PassionPottersJesus ChironnaFranklinDupl’tis“The Final Inquiry” (2007, Drama) OsteenP. StoneJerry CrefloResurrection“Apostle Peter” The Fabric of TimeJesus: Who/I Am?Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBam’s Bad Ass Conan (N) (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes
›››› “Almost Famous” (2000) Billy Crudup. A teenage rock journalist goes on tour with a rising band. MarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) Twenty Classic Moments (N)
›››› “Gone With the Wind” (1939, Romance) Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh, Leslie Howard. Civil War rogue Rhett Butler loves Southern belle Scarlett O’Hara.
Private Screenings: Robert Osborne (CC)
›››› “Singin’ in the Rain” (1952) Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS) ›››› “It Happened One Night” (1934) Claudette Colbert. (CC) › “Petrified” (2006) Roark Critchlow, Darrow Igus. (CC) (TLC) To Be AnnouncedMy 600-Lb. Life (N) My 600-Lb. Life (N) My 600-Lb. Life (N) My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) To Be AnnouncedPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidKitchenKitchen (TNT) Castle (S) Castle (S) Dallas (N) (CC) (:01) Dallas (CC) Private LivesPrivate LivesLaw & Order (S) (:02) Law & Order(:02) The CloserThe Closer (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) ClarenceUncle King/HillKing/HillCleveCleveFam GuyRickAmer.Fam GuyChickenBoonSquidFam GuyRickAmer.Fam GuyChickenGhostSquidCleveKing/HillGumballGumball (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnLizardLizardLizardLizardSafeSafePawnPawnLizardLizardLizardLizardSafeSafePawnPawnFull ThrottleVegas PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (CC) (DVS)
WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) Chrisley Knows Chrisley Knows (:05) NCIS: Los Angeles “Lone Wolf” (12:03) NCIS: Los Angeles “Honor” (:01) NCIS: Los Angeles “Betrayal” (:01) NCIS: Los Angeles “The Debt” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Chrisley Knows Chrisley Knows (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosWitchesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidWGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:00) ››› “Pitch Perfect” (S) One Last Hug Silicon Valley ›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Game of Thrones Tyrion helps Jaime. Veep (S) (CC) Silicon Valley ››› “Talk to Me” (2007, Biography) Don Cheadle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) ››› “American Splendor” (2003) Paul Giamatti. ‘R’ (CC)
Battleship “Black Dog” (S) (MAX) (4:00) ›››› “The Godfather” ››› “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Lili Taylor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Shining” (1980, Horror) Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) Lingerie (S) Femme Fatales ›› “Ted” (2012, Comedy) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:25) “Dark Secrets” (2012) Kelli McCarty. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(3:50) ›› “Code 46” (2003) Tim Robbins. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Abyss” (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Dark Skies” (2013) (CC) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Nurse Jackie Californication Nurse Jackie Californication Years of Living Dangerously (CC)
›› “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Another Happy Day” (2011) Ellen Barkin, Kate Bosworth. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“White T” (2013, Comedy) Jamal Mixon. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) SuicideGirls (12:05) › “About Cherry” (2012, Drama) Ashley Hinshaw. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “Take This Waltz” (2011, Drama) Michelle Williams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“The Dinosaur Project” (2012) Natasha Loring. (CC) “Chicken”
››› “Requiem for a Dream” (2000) Ellen Burstyn. (:45) › “Tamara” (2005, Horror) Jenna Dewan, Chad Faust. Premiere. ‘R’ ››› “Crimes of the Heart” (1986) Diane Keaton. (TMC) “Kindergarten” (:25) › “Boys and Girls” (2000) Freddie Prinze Jr. (S)
Tk-Ovr (CNBC) The Profit Shark Tank (CC) Shark Tank (CC) The Profit (N) Shark Tank (CC) Shark Tank (CC) The Profit Larry PaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN)
E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperSmerconish (N) CNN SpecialE. B. OutFrontSmerconishCNN SpecialForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) ColbertDailyAmy Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Amy DailyColbertAt MidTosh.0DailyColbertAt MidAmy South PkSouth PkSouth PkComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest Catch: Season 9 RevealedDeadliest CatchDeadliest Catch: Season 9 RevealedDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) AustinDog“Let It Shine” (2012) (S) (CC) Good JessieDogAustinGood Good Shake ItANT DeckDeckWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasHenryChug (E!) E! News (N) Giuliana & Bill (N) Eric & Eric & Total DivasChelseaE! News ChelseaGiuliana & BillTotal DivasTotal DivasPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) E:60 (N) 30 for 30: Soccer Stories (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
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(CC) (12:01) ›› “Hannibal Rising” (2007, Suspense) Gaspard Ulliel, Gong Li, Helena Lia Tachovska.
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(FAM) ›› “Sydney White” (2007, Comedy) ›› “The Last Song” (2010, Drama) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)
(FSN) 3 WideTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. (N) Twins MinneHard ChargeMLB Baseball: Twins at Royals Twins MinnePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) MotherMother ›› “Twilight” (2008) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson.
(2008) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson.
(2008, Action) Rhona Mitra. LouiePaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf LOTTE Championship, Third Round.
(HIST) American PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPaidCash Cowboys (S) PaidPaidPaid
(LIFE) Wife Swap (CC) Celeb.-SwapCeleb.-SwapTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedCeleb.-SwapCeleb.-SwapTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedPaidLarry PaidPaidSleep!Paid
(NBCSN) NHL LiveNHL Hockey NHL Hockey NHLNHL TopNHL TopFormula One RacingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchPreview
(NICK) Monster High: FrightsSam & Full H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) Friends’70s’70sGeorge(:12) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.
(SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Bellator MMA Live (N) (S Live) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) ››› “The Departed” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. (S) Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) (CC) RiflesPaid (SYFY) “Red Riding”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Continuum (N) MetalMetalContinuum (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) ›› “Jersey Shore Shark Attack”“Shark Assault” (2012) Patrick Bergin. PaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersJesus LindseyHarvestP. Stone“Apostle Peter” The PriceFontaineEasterCrefloThe Fabric of TimeVeggieT.VeggieFaithRampPhphyStoriesCharlieThe (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) ››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl, Paul Rudd. (DVS)
› “Killers” (2010, Action) Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl. (DVS)
Bam’s Bad Ass Deal With It ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011, RomanceComedy) Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts.
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) (3:15) ››› “Doctor Zhivago” ››› “Meet Me in St. Louis” (1944, Musical) Judy Garland. (CC) (DVS)
››› “The Postman Always Rings Twice” (1946) Lana Turner. (CC) (DVS)
›››› “Singin’ in the Rain” (1952) Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)
›››› “Ben-Hur” (1959, Historical Drama) Charlton Heston, Jack Hawkins, Stephen Boyd. Friends become bitter enemies during the time of Christ.
›› “A King in New York” (1957) (TLC) BorBorRandySay YesSay YesRandyBorBorSay YesRandyBorBorRandySay YesBorBorPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Supernatural (S)
››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) Premiere. (:32) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. (12:04) ›› “Sky High” (2005) (CC) (:04) Law & OrderLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) StevenTeenKing/HillKing/HillCleveCleveAmer.Fam GuyAmer.Fam GuyChickenBoonSquidAmer.Fam GuyAmer.Fam GuyChickenGhostSquidCleveKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesDead Files Re.Ghost AdventuresThe Dead FilesDead Files Re.Bizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles
(TRUTV) Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...truTV Top FunniestMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...truTV Top FunniestMost ShockingFull ThrottleVegas PaidPaidGrill-Pro (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The Soul Man Roseanne (S)
Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family SirensCSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
››› “The Queen” (2006, Biography) Helen Mirren, Michael Sheen. (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosWitchesMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherParksParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidSingPeople
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (4:30) ›› “The Great Gatsby” (S) Game of Thrones “Two Swords” (S) Game of Thrones Tyrion helps Jaime. Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
VICE (S) (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
VICE (S) (CC)
Silicon Valley Veep (S) (CC)
24/7High Hopes ›› “Savages” (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Conchords (:45) ›› “Fever Pitch” (2005) Drew Barrymore. (CC) (MAX) (4:40) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) ››› “Argo” (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Alan Arkin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Ted” (2012, Comedy) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
Femme Fatales Chemistry (S) (11:55) ››› “The Place Beyond the Pines” (2012, Crime Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Girl’s Guide (2:55) ››› “Ride With the Devil” (1999) Skeet Ulrich, Jewel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Volcano” (1997) (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) “Detention of the Dead” ‘NR’
››› “Django Unchained” (2012, Western) Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) Boxing ShoBox: The New Generation. (N) (Live) Californication (:45) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)
››› “The Master” (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Knife Fight” (2012) Rob Lowe. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “The Machinist” (2004, Suspense) Christian Bale. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “VHS” (2012, Horror) Calvin Reeder, Lane Hughes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Resolution” (2012, Horror) Peter Cilella. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:35) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006) Adrien Brody. ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) Jim Rome on Showtime (CC) (:45) ›› “White Squall” (1996, Drama) Jeff Bridges, Caroline Goodall. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) › “Material Girls” (2006) Hilary Duff. (TMC) (4:55) “Silver Linings Playbook” ‘R’
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vs. Goliath”
Boys” (1995, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Tea Leoni. (S) (CC)
Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Michael Madsen. (S) (CC)
Brasco” (1997, Crime
The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman
War Wagon” (1967, Western) John Wayne, Kirk Douglas, Howard Keel. (CC) ›› “Memphis Belle” (1990, War) Matthew Modine, Eric Stoltz, Tate Donovan.
›››› “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)
›››› “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise. (CC) (AP) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) America’s CutestAmerica’s CutestTo Be Announced (BRAVO) Southern CharmFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) CouchHousewives/NYCMedicine Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/OC“How to Lose”
(CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) New Day Saturday (N) Smerconish (N) CNN Newsroom (N) MoneyNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaid“Beavis and Butt-head Do America”(8:57) ›› “Balls of Fury” (2007) (CC) (10:58) › “Saving Silverman” (2001) (12:58) › “The Comebacks” (2007) (2:58) ›› “Idiocracy” (2006) (CC) South PkSouth Pk (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidFast N’ Loud (S) Everest: BeyondDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchGame of StonesGame of StonesCar HoardsCar HoardsBiker Build-Off (S) Heirs to the Dare (DISN) Wil. Doc PiratesSofia ››› “Toy Story 3” (2010) (S) (CC) AustinI Didn’tAustinAustinLiv-Mad.Liv-Mad.Liv-Mad.DogDogDogJessieJessieI Didn’tI Didn’tDogDog (E!) Giuliana & BillGiuliana & BillFashion PoliceE! News (N) SoupPostedWorst Worst Secret Societies Total DivasTotal DivasTotal DivasTotal DivasE! News (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) 30 for 30 College Football Spring Game: Auburn. SportCtrNBA Basketball Teams TBA. (ESPN2) SportsCenter SportsCenter Bassmasters From Palatka, Fla. (CC) 30 for 30 (N) Bad Boys Remix (N) Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla. (N) Cheerleading Cheerleading Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla. Cheerleading Cheerleading 30 for 30 Shorts 30 for 30 (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) ChapletRosaryThe Life of Christ With JeAnimatThis Side of Eden RosaryWho Has Believed: The MarFor GodEaster Vigil Mass (N) (Live) Mother AngelicaI Thirst
(FAM) DaddyDaddy ›› “Prom” (2011) Aimee Teegarden. ›› “The Last Song” (2010) Miley Cyrus. “Cinderella Story” “Another Cinderella Story” (2008) ›››› “Cinderella” (1950) “Little Mermaid”
(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial America’s News Headquarters (N) Healthy You News HQThe Five America’s News Headquarters (N)
(FSN) PaidPaidPaidWe Love RoadsPaidWaterOutDW-TVAnglingDue PolarisOutTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. (N) Twins Baseball MinneMinne
(FX) Buffy, SlayerBuffy, SlayerBuffy, SlayerTwo Two Two Two › “Legion” (2010) Paul Bettany. ›› “The Day the Earth Stood Still” (2008) ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington. (GOLF) (5:30) European PGA Tour Golf Maybank Malaysian Open, Third Round. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (N Same-day Tape) Morning Drive (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf RBC Heritage, Third Round. (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, Second Round. From Duluth, Ga. (N) (Live) Golf Central LPGA Golf (HGTV) CrashersCrashersCrashersCrashersCrashersCrashersPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyLove It or List ItWho Who HuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Secrets of Chr.Crucifixion The history of crucifixion. (S) The Ten Commandments (S) (CC) Bible Battles (S) (CC) The Bible Noah endures God’s wrath. The Bible Joshua conquers Jericho. (S) The Bible (CC) (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDevious MaidsDevious MaidsDevious MaidsDevious MaidsDevious MaidsMovie “Gabby Douglas” (NBCSN) PremierEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierFormula One RacingWorld Series of Fighting 9 (S) MLS Soccer: Revolution at Fire NHL Live (NICK) PenguinParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.SanjayBreadRabbidsPowerSponge.ParentsParentsMonster High: FrightsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.RabbidsThunder (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaid ››› “The Departed” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. (S) ›› “The Expendables” (2010, Action) Jet Li (S) ›› “Rambo” (2008) Julie Benz (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) (SYFY)
PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “Dinocroc vs. Supergator” (2010) ›› “Dinoshark” (2010) Eric Balfour. ›› “Sharktopus” (2010) Eric Roberts. ›› “Mega Piranha” (2010) Tiffany. “Piranhaconda” (2012, Horror) (CC) (TBN) VeggiePenguinKids ClbStoryRocKids Auto GdPenguinVeggieMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.TailsVeggieHeroes & LegendsKaren Changed Lives“The Passion of the Christ” (TBS) Bam’s Bad Ass Deal With It House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? ››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen. A one-night stand has an unforeseen consequence.
›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall. Carrie Bradshaw and the gals visit Abu Dhabi. Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond (TCM) (5:00) ›› “A King in New York”
››› “The Loved One” (1965) Robert Morse, Jonathan Winters. (CC) Carson on TCM ›› “Mexican Spitfire’s Baby” (:45) MGM: When the Lion Roars “The Lion in Winter 1946-86” Performances during the 1950s.
››› “Quo Vadis?” (1951) Robert Taylor, Deborah Kerr. A Roman officer is persecuted for loving a Christian. (CC) ››› “Where Eagles Dare” (1969) Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood. (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidFour Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Four Houses (S) 1st 1st Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-Buried (TNT) Dallas (CC) Cold Justice (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. (CC) ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) (CC) (DVS) ››› “X2: X-Men United” (2003) (TOON) TenkaiTenkaiBeyWar.PokéBen 10LegendsClarenceTom/ ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” (2010) RegularRegularRegularAdvenAdvenNinjaGoNinjaGoNinjaGoNinjaGo“The Wizard of Oz” (1939) (TRAV) When VacationsOff Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationFoodFoodFoodFoodBikinisBikinisBikinisBikinisDonut Crazy (CC) Food ParadiseFood Paradise (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidClipaholicsClipaholicsMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest... (TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show The Soul Man The Soul Man Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Chrisley Knows Chrisley Knows Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Heat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Bones (S) (CC)
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) “Fever Pitch” ›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
24/7 ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005) Jason Statham. (CC)
››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Sentinel” (2006) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) One Last Hug (:45) ›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Volcano” (1997) (CC)
›› “Parental Guidance” (2012, Comedy) Billy Crystal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(8:50) ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) Cameron Diaz. ‘R’ (CC)
(10:50) ››› “Assault on Precinct 13” (2005) (S) ‘R’ (:40) ›› “The Man With the Iron Fists” ( 2012) RZA. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Internship” (2013) Vince Vaughn. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) “Material” (:45) ››› “Circle of Friends” (1995) Chris O’Donnell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) › “Boys and Girls” (2000) Freddie Prinze Jr. (S)
›› “Wicker Park” (2004, Suspense) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Words” (2012) Bradley Cooper. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Gone” (2012, Suspense) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) ››› “The Impossible” (2012) (TMC) “Hollywood” (:45) ››› “Far and Away” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The Illusionist” (2006) Edward Norton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:40)
›› “Dare” (2009, Drama) Emmy Rossum. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Notting Hill” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Kindergarten Cop” (1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
SATURDAY EVENING APRIL 19, 2014
BROADCAST CHANNELS
KTCA The This Old House Hour (CC) Antiques Roadshow (S) (CC)
Pioneers of Television (S) (CC)
Ellen DeGeneres: The Mark Twain Prize (S) (CC) ››› “Dressed to Kill” (1980) Michael Caine. Austin City Limits (S) (CC)
Antiques Roadshow (S) (CC)
Pioneers of Television (S) (CC)
Ellen DeGeneres: The Mark Twain Prize (S) (CC) ››› “Dressed to Kill” (1980) Michael Caine.
KSTP ››› “The Ten Commandments” (1956, Historical Drama) Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Edward G. Robinson. Moses leads the enslaved Jews to the Promised Land. (S) News (:19) Castle “Till Death Do Us Part” (:19) Private Practice “Who We Are” Red Carpet (1:49) › “The Messengers” (2007) Kristen Stewart, Dylan McDermott. Entertainers: With Byron Allen (CC) Happy Easter! (N) (S)
KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune Mike & Molly (S) The Millers (S) Criminal Minds “The Return” (S) 48 Hours (N) (S) (CC) NewsStorm Stories Life to the Max (:35)
Miami (S) (CC)
Criminal Minds “Paradise” (CC)
Leverage “The Bank Shot Job” White Collar “Power Play” NewsPaid Program Paid Program
(1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man
history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)
“Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)
“Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)
Arms (CC) Mad Men Changes at Sterling Cooper. (AP) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (N) (S) Too Cute! (S) My Cat From HellToo Cute! (S) Too Cute! (S) My Cat From HellTo Be AnnouncedUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) “How to Lose” ›› “The Princess Diaries” (2001) ›› “The Princess Diaries” (2001) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) HappensHappensCouchPaidPaidPaidPaidMillion Dollar (CNBC) American GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMoney TalksMoney TalksAmerican GreedPaidPaidMoney TalksAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) Newsr’mSpotlightChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row Stories Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialNew Day Sunday (COM) South PkSouth Pk ››› “Role Models” (2008) (CC) Katt Kevin Hart: LaughKevin Hart: GrownComedy Katt Katt Williams American Hustle ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Timber Kings (S) Timber Kings (N) Timber Kings (S) Timber Kings (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) DogAustinJessieI Didn’tLiv-Mad.DogMightyKickin’ ItANT AustinANT DogAustinANT Jessie ›› “Cadet Kelly” (2002) DeckDeckFish PhineasHenryMickey (E!) Secret Societies “Blue Crush 2” (2011, Drama) Sasha Jackson. Total DivasTotal DivasTotal DivasPostedWorst Worst ChelseaSoupPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) NBA BasketballNBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)
NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)
(ESPN2) SEC Storied (CC) 30 for 30 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) I ThirstRutlerEaster Vigil (N) (Live)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
CrossThirst for TruthEaster Vigil Mass
SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N)
NBA Tonight (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter
NBA Tonight SportsCenter (N) (CC)
NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) (CC)
NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (CC)
Joy-IconsSolemn Mass of Easter Sunday (N) Urbi et Orbi
(FAM) “Little Mermaid” ››› “Tangled” (2010) Zachary Levi (:03) ›› “The Prince & Me” (2004) Julia Stiles. MelissaMelissaMelissaPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPaidMass
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC)
Red Eye Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC)
(FSN) PlayingCollege Softball Texas at Oklahoma. Game Hard ChargeBoxing
Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Huckabee FOX and Friends Sunday (N)
MLB Baseball: Twins at Royals College Softball Texas at Oklahoma. West-CustomsCar Warriors (S)
(FX) (3:30) “Avatar” ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011) Ryan Reynolds. Fargo SaintAnger LouieLouieFXM PaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf LOTTE Championship, Final Round. From Oahu, Hawaii. (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf RBC Heritage, Third Round. From Hilton Head, S.C. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, Second Round. Paid Program Golf Central Euro PGA
(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHouse HuntersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersHouse HuntersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) (5:00) The Bible (S) The Bible (S) (CC) The Bible (S) (CC) (:01) The Bible (S) (CC) (:01) The Bible (S) (CC) PaidKnife Show/Cutlery CornerPaidPaid
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