The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week April 15th 2012

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Cops walk the upper Manhattan beat on CBS’ ‘NYC 22’

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

All too often, the neighborhoods that need police the most are those where residents trust cops the least.

It’s a tough situation for those who live there and for those trying to patrol the streets. CBS’ latest drama, “NYC 22,” premiering Sunday, April 15, has that delicate relationship as an undercurrent.

Though those involved with a show are always quick to dismiss the notion that it’s anything we have seen before, this is a procedural cop show, albeit one with excellent credentials: Robert De Niro and Jane Rosenthal are executive producers, and Richard Price created it. It could not be more authentic New York, given the people behind it.

On a cold December day, the show is shooting at Amsterdam Avenue and 105th Street. It’s a neighborhood of old apartment buildings and newer condos, shared by Columbia University students and longtime residents.

The cops’ beat is from Morningside Heights, around Columbia, into Harlem. This gives “NYC 22” a wide swath. It opens plots revolving around those who think that because they can afford to buy a great old brownstone in Harlem, they’re now princes of the city, and how those who have lived uptown forever don’t always welcome the newcomers.

“The neighborhood’s really a character in this,” says Terry Kinney, who plays Field Training Officer Daniel “Yoda” Dean. “The footage is like nothing I’ve been involved with. When you look at New York, you’re always seeing Central Park and the West Village. This is grittier. They’re not pulling any punches in terms of racial biases.”

The pilot does a solid job of introducing the characters. It follows the rookies on their first shift. It’s a miracle some of them weren’t immediately killed. For allegedly smart, trained professionals, they make some pretty boneheaded moves.

Jennifer “White House” Perry (Leelee Sobieski, “The Wicker Man”) is, in the actress’s words, “one tough cookie.” She was an MP in the Marines in Iraq, a college volleyball star, and seems completely capable of taking down any perp.

“She has a rich back story,” Sobieski says. “She is actually from Michigan. A part of me wishes we would have made her from New York.”

Her nickname comes from being picked for White House duty, but some of the other nicknames, such as Yoda for Kinney’s character, feel forced. Perry conveys what every female police officer needs: an air of authority.

Sobieski spent some time with women on the force. Her take-away, she says, is “They

are really impressive. Whenever I see a woman cop on the street, I stop and stare because even traffic patrol is really, really difficult, with weather conditions and having to wear such a heavy belt. It all adds up to a really difficult job.”

All the rookies have their own struggles. Ray “Lazarus” Harper (Adam Goldberg, “The Unusuals”) was a police reporter and has better sources than most cops; he’s the oldest among the six. Ahmad Kahn (Tom Reed) is an Afghan who fought his way to freedom. Jayson “Jackpot” Toney (Harold “House” Moore, “Necessary Roughness”) was in the NBA. Tonya Sanchez (Judy Marte) has a family history with the law — on the wrong side of it. Then there’s fourth-generation officer Kenny McLaren (Stark Sands).

On this cold day, McLaren sits on a stoop, crying. The block is quiet, and Sands’ jagged sobs come over the headphones the crew wears.

After, Sands says, “As a person, I am stoic. So when asked to cry for work, it’s a treat. If you have words to say, that helps a lot. In this case, I am thinking about the incident, and that

makes me break down, but we haven’t shot it yet.”

Sands (“Flags of Our Fathers”) sees playing a cop as a “side step away from playing a soldier. I am a bit of a leader, and my instincts are to do the right thing. I am a reluctant cop, and you start seeing hints. Maybe I don’t want to be a cop. Maybe I didn’t see other possibilities.”

The first few episodes show all sides of the cops: how there is a deep distrust of anyone outside their brothers in blue, but also how they can be so cool about letting misdemeanors off the hook. The rookies’ fear in their first patrols and the hostility they initially face from other cops feel very authentic, as do the storylines of old and new Harlem learning to live together.

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“I hope people find it,” Kinney says. “We are doing an exciting police drama, full of nuanced characters who are putting their lives on the line every day. I don’t think of it so much of as a cop show but as a study of a neighborhood in New York and the people who take care of it. It’s not just a cop drama where we go out guns blazing all the time.”

Terry Kinney stars in “NYC 22,” premiering Sunday on CBS.

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32. Actor Stephen __

34. Bogota bear

35. “Suburgatory” role (2)

41. “My __ Worst Enemy” 42. Shallowest of five 43. “Ocean __.” (2002-03) 44. Start of a U.S. capital city 45. Aspiring singer’s CD 46.

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1. “The Skeleton __”; 2005 Kate Hudson film

2. “Long __ and Far Away” (1989-93)

3. “The Naked __” (1995-98)

4. “__ the Press”

5. Michaels and Molinaro

6. Suffix for infant or text

7. __ a soul; no one

8. Act division

9. Friend in Lyon

10. Cambridge inst.

15. “My Boss’s __”; 2003 Ashton Kutcher movie

16. “The __ __ of Everything” (2004-05)

19. “__ Upon a Crime”; 1992 John Candy film

20. __ Karev; role on “Grey’s Anatomy”

22. Lead role on “The Guardian” (2001-04)

23. Ending for kitchen or cigar

29. Jeremy __

31. Willy __; role in “Death of a Salesman”

33. Grew gray 34. Imperial, for one 35. “The Left Hand of __”; Humphrey Bogart film

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4. “__ Street”; 2010 Ellen Burstyn movie

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PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday 10:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

Tuesday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships

Friday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships

Saturday

10:00 a.m. ) The Real Winning Edge (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

1:00 p.m. + Red Bull Signature Series

ANTHOLOGY

Saturday

3:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports Saturday

AUTO RACING

Sunday

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

11:00 a.m. (MSC) What’s in Autogeek’s Garage?

(SPIKE) Trucks!

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV (SPIKE) MuscleCar

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Four-Wide Nationals. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) What’s in Autogeek’s Garage?

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Tuesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

Thursday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Saturday

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series.

(Taped)

(SPIKE) Trucks!

11:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

BASEBALL

Sunday

10:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

11:30 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll

(ESPN2) Alabama at LSU.

(Live)

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

(Live)

(TBS) Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. (Live)

(WGN-A) MLB Pregame Show

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Texas Rangers at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

(WGN-A) Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at New York Yankees. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at New York Yankees. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Texas Rangers at Minnesota Twins.

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

(Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Tuesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees.

(Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees.

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

(Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

(Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees. (Live)

(WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Miami Marlins. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees.

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

11:30 a.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Miami Marlins. (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees.

p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Postgame

p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees.

(WGN-A) Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs. (Live)

p.m. / MLB

(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

5:00 a.m. (HBO) Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV

Wednesday

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Orlando Magic at Boston Celtics. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Lakers at Golden State Warriors. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Orlando Magic at Boston Celtics. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Lakers at Golden State Warriors.

Thursday

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Chicago Bulls at Miami Heat. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Los Angeles Clippers at Phoenix Suns. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Friday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Boston Celtics at Atlanta Hawks. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Lakers at San Antonio Spurs. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Lakers at San Antonio Spurs.

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Boston Celtics at Atlanta Hawks. (Sameday Tape)

Saturday

BOWLING

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Tournament of Champions. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Women’s Championship.

BOXING

Sunday

6:30 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Mayweather/Cotto

10:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

4:00 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Mayweather/Cotto

Monday

8:45 a.m. (HBO) Portrait of a Fighter: Canelo Alvarez

6:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

10:15 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Mayweather/Cotto

10:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

Tuesday

6:45 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Mayweather/Cotto

8:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

11:00 p.m. (HBO) Portrait of a Fighter: Canelo Alvarez

Wednesday

9:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

Thursday

4:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

8:45 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Mayweather/Cotto

1:50 a.m. (HBO) Portrait of a Fighter: Canelo Alvarez

Friday

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Noe Gonzalez vs. Adonis Stevenson. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Jermain Taylor vs. Caleb Truax. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees.

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) 12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.

Saturday

p.m. ) MLB Player Poll (MSC) Memphis at Southern Mississippi. (Live)

BASKETBALL

Sunday 9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live) 12:00 p.m. % Miami Heat at New York Knicks. (Live) 2:30 p.m. % Dallas Mavericks at Los Angeles Lakers. (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly 1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Miami Heat at New York Knicks. (Sameday Tape) 2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Dallas Mavericks at Los Angeles Lakers. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 WNBA

p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

4:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

4:30 p.m. (ESPN) Denver Nuggets at Phoenix Suns. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Dallas Mavericks at Chicago Bulls. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Orlando Magic at Utah Jazz. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Dallas Mavericks at Chicago Bulls.

(ESPN2) Orlando Magic at Utah Jazz. (Same-day Tape)

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Denver Nuggets at Phoenix Suns. (Sameday Tape)

BOATING

Sunday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Volvo Ocean Race

Tuesday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Volvo Ocean Race

Saturday

9:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Abner Mares vs. Eric Morel. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

9:30 p.m. (HBO) Floyd Mayweather: Speaking Out

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Top Rank: Alfonso Gomez vs. Calvin Green.

2:40 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

CHEERLEADING

Sunday

10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading

10:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading

FOOTBALL

Sunday

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL’s Greatest Games

Monday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) The Panel

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Encompass Insurance ProAm, Final Round. (Same-day Tape)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Final Round. 10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) 11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Encompass Insurance ProAm, Final Round.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Morning Drive Weekend Edition

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Monday 10:00 a.m. (GOLF)

3:00 p.m. (GOLF)

QB Camp

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) ESPN Goal Line (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Gruden’s QB Camp

7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Gruden’s QB Camp

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Gruden’s QB Camp GOLF

Sunday

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Maybank Malaysian Open, Final Round. (Same-day Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Final Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. # _ RBC Heritage, Final Round. (Live) (GOLF) Morning Drive Weekend Edition

2:00 p.m. # _ Valero Texas Open, Third Round. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Tuesday

4:30 p.m. (MSC) TEVA

Weiznegger-Engle Ins.

HOCKEY

terfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

2:00 p.m. + Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

Saturday

2:00 p.m. + Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

MARTIAL ARTS

Sunday

9:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride

Wednesday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

10:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Countdown 145: Jones vs. Evans

10:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Primetime

Thursday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Primetime

11:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) MMA Live

Friday

9:00 p.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (FX) UFC Primetime

12:30 a.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter Live

1:30 a.m. (FX) UFC Primetime

Saturday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Primetime

7:00 p.m. (FX) UFC 145: Jones vs. Evans - Prelims (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Fight Night Alves vs. Kampmann.

11:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

4:00 a.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride

MOTORCYCLE RACING

Sunday

12:00 p.m. # _ Monster Energy AMA Supercross World Championship. (Taped)

OUTDOORS

Sunday

6:30 a.m. # Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Big Fish 365 9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors 9:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

+ Minnesota Bound

Monday 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

RODEO

Bayern Munich vs. Basel. (Live)

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

Friday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Arsenal vs. Chelsea. (Live)

SOFTBALL

Sunday

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) LSU at Tennessee. (Live)

Thursday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Alabama at Georgia. (Live)

Saturday

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Houston at Tulsa. (Live)

CABLE CHANNELS

“Self Help” (CC) Breakout Kings “I Smell Emmy” The Sopranos “PieO-My” (CC) The Sopranos Artie loans money. (S) ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC) Driving School Driving School Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking enforcers. Parking Wars Parking Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars (AMC) Mad Men Don deals with fallout. Mad Men “Babylon” (CC) Mad Men “Red in the Face” (CC) Mad Men “Mystery Date” (CC)

(:04) The Killing “Numb” (S) (CC)

(:04) ››› “An Officer and a Gentleman” (1982) Richard Gere. A hardened loner enlists in the Naval Aviation Corps.

›› “The Bodyguard” (1992, Drama) Kevin Costner. A bodyguard falls for the singer-actress he must protect.

››› “North Country” (2005) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutDogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Wild Kingdom (S) Wild Kingdom (S) River Monsters “American Killers” (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (S) River Monsters (BRAVO) Bethenny Ever Interior TherapyMillion DollarHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of Sunset (CNBC) Grt PilPaidDefrostPaidButt LiftPaidPaidShow PaidPaidDefrostPaidPaidDefrostP90X!PaidPaidPaidJillianPaidPaidPaidPaidTake It (CNN) Newsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaNext ListNewsr’mYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidTake ItComedy › “Stan Helsing” (2009) Steve Howey. ››› “Hot Fuzz” (2007) Simon Pegg. FturamaFturamaFturamaFturama › “Mr. Deeds” (2002) Adam Sandler. ›› “Waiting...” (2005, Comedy) (CC) Wedding (DISC) PaidYoussefOsteenIn TouchAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldFrozen Planet (S) Frozen Planet (S) (DISN) Doc Doc Doc PiratesPhineasPhineasGood Shake It“Radio Rebel” (2012) (S) WizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItJessieAustinPhineasPhineasGood ANT JessieShake It (E!) Fashion StarIce-CocoIce-CocoIce-CocoFashion PoliceSoupE! News (N) The Voice (S) (CC) The Voice (CC) True HollywoodKhloeKhloeKhloe“I Now Pronounce You”

(ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) BaseballPBA Bowling College Bowling College Softball LSU at Tennessee. (N) SportsCenter (N)

(ESPN2) (5:30) 30 for 30 (CC) Bassmasters From Shreveport, La. SportsCenter (N) (CC) Outside Lines The Sports Cheerleading Cheerleading Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla. (N) College Baseball Alabama at LSU. (N) (Live) 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker Final Table. From Las Vegas. (CC)

(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoSaintsApo.RosaryDivine MercySolemn Mass and Celebration of Divine MercyHolyDivine MercyFaithEpistlesAppealCrossing

(FAM) Boy... ›› “The Karate Kid” (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio. ››› “Casper” (1995) Christina Ricci. ›› “Richie Rich” (1994, Comedy) ››› “Happy Feet” (2006) Robin Williams ››› “Aladdin” (1992, Fantasy) (FSN) PaidPaidMy PilBig FishOutDue OutRoadsBoys in Horse.AutoMotorSpotlightTwins MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Minnesota Twins. (N) (Live) Twins Boys in Action Sports (FX) SmarterSmarterSmarter ››› “Save the Last Dance” (2001) Julia Stiles. › “Bride Wars” (2009) Kate Hudson. › “All About Steve” (2009) ›› “The Proposal” (2009) Sandra Bullock. “Mr. & Mrs. Smith”

(GOLF) Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf Maybank Malaysian Open, Final Round. From Malaysia. (N Same-day Tape) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf RBC Heritage, Final Round. (N) (Live) (CC) Golf Central Morning Drive Haney Project Haney Project Haney Project The Haney ProjectGolf Central (N) (Live)

(HGTV) HolmesProf.HomeIncomeProperty BrothersDisasterDisasterYardRoom Love It or List ItFirst Pla.First Pla.PropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyHouseHuntersFor

Pond” (2003) Kip Pardue. ›› “The Stepfather” (2009) (CC) (NBCSN) Outd’rsMartinOutdoorParkerHot HuntingQuestAlaskaOutd’rFisher.BassB. DanceFLW Outdoors (N) Fisher.IndyCar IndyCar IndyCar Racing Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach. (N) (Live) NHL Live (NICK) BarnyardSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Kung FuKung FuT.U.F.F.PenguinVictoVictoVictoiCarly (S) Big TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVictoSponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidTake ItPaidBrazilAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleBig Easy ››› “Rocky II” (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. (S) (CC) ››› “Rocky III” (1982) Sylvester Stallone. (S) (SYFY) DefrostPaidPaidDefrostZone ››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. (CC) “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (1984) ››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989) (CC) “Indiana Jones” (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinTurningRhemaWinningMiracleRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyFrom HisKing IsFranklinJohn Hagee TodayPrinceChangJakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) ›› “Race to Witch Mountain” (2009, Adventure) Dwayne Johnson. (CC) ››› “Shrek 2” (2004, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy.

MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (N) (Live) House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne “Tyler MadeaPerry’s Goes to Jail” (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Her Highness and the Bellboy” (1945) (CC) ››› “Thrill of a Romance” (1945) Van Johnson, Esther Williams. (CC) ››› “Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?” (1957) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Paleface” (1948, Western) Bob Hope, Jane Russell. (CC)

››› “In Like Flint” (1967, Action) James Coburn, Lee J. Cobb. (CC)

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››› “Walk the Line” (2005) Joaquin Phoenix. (CC) VideosPregameMLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox. (N) Law Order: CILaw Order: CI

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Mayweather Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

(:15) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil. ›› “The Medallion” (2003) Jackie Chan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Dilemma” (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:00) ››› “Always” (1989) ‘PG’ (:05) › “Vampires Suck” (2010) Matt Lanter. ‘PG-13’ ››› “Star Trek: First Contact” (1996) Patrick Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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››› “127 Hours” (2010) James Franco. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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› “Major League II” (1994, Comedy) Charlie Sheen. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Nightmare” (SHOW) (5:30) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. ››› “The Road” (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Hours” (2002, Drama) Meryl Streep. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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“Meskada” (2010, Drama) Nick Stahl, Kellan Lutz. ‘R’

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(EWTN) Sunday NightCatholic.SavoringG.K.Rosary“Hill Number One”God BkmrkDivine MercyMass and Celebration of Divine Mercy HeavensDivine MercyBkmrkRatzinOriginalCrossing

(FAM) ›››› “Beauty and the Beast” ››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. OsteenEd Z. LevittPrincePaidPaidPaidMy PilPaidBrazilPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild

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(GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Encompass Insurance Pro-Am, Final Round. From Lutz, Fla.

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›› “Saul and David” (1968) KJB: The Book SecretsClassic Petra Live PraiseHeritageIsrael: TimeWorshipWom (TBS) “Tyler MadeaPerry’s Goes to Jail”

›› “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself” (2009) Tyler Perry, Taraji P. Henson.

›› “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself” (2009) Tyler Perry, Taraji P. Henson.

›› “Madea’s Family Reunion” (2006) Tyler Perry, Blair Underwood. (CC)

›› “Mr. 3000” (2004) Bernie Mac. A baseball star comes out of retirement. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “Love Is a Many Splendored Thing”

›››› “A Star Is Born” (1937) Janet Gaynor, Fredric March. (CC)

››› “What Price Hollywood?” (1932, Drama) Constance Bennett. (CC) Ask Father Among Those Haunted Spooks Get OutUnder ›››› “Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow” (1964, Comedy) Sophia Loren. (:15) ››› “The Millionairess” (1960, Comedy) Sophia Loren, Peter Sellers. Pay Day“The Kid” (TLC) Undercover BossMediumMediumMediumMediumTo NiecyTo NiecyMediumMediumTo NiecyTo NiecyMediumMediumUndercover BossPaidPaidKitchenPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) ››› “Gran Torino” (2008) Clint Eastwood. (CC) ››› “Gran Torino” (2008) Clint Eastwood. (CC) Falling Skies ›› “Righteous Kill” (2008) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel “Calvary” (TOON) “Catch That Kid”Level UpLevel UpKing/HillKing/HillChickenFam GuyFam GuyLoiterAqua CheckFriskyFam GuyFam GuyLoiterAqua CheckFriskyChickenKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Sand M.Sand M.Bggg Bggg Hotel ImpossibleLast Resorts IIThe Layover (CC) Hotel ImpossibleLast Resorts IIThe Layover (CC) Bggg Bggg Take ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) TowTowBait CarBait CarVegas Vegas Vegas Vegas ForensicForensicBait CarBait CarVegas Vegas Vegas Vegas ForensicForensicTake ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Roseanne (S) (:05) The Nanny (:43) Three’s Company (CC) 3’s Company Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. (CC)

›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) 30 RockMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsReplayThe Unit (S) (CC) Monk (CC) Monk (CC) ››› “The Prince of Egypt” (1998) ››› “The Prince of Egypt” (1998) VideosJ. Meyer

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(12:10) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil.

(:25) Real Time With Bill Maher (S)

(:25) ››› “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “George of the Jungle” (S) (MAX) ›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street” ‘R’

››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Arthur” (2011) Russell Brand, Helen Mirren. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Sweet Prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot” Girl’s Guide

(12:55) › “The Rage: Carrie 2” (1999) Emily Bergl. (S) ‘R’

(:45) ›› “Flashpoint” (1984, Action) Kris Kristofferson, Rip Torn. ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Oh God! You Devil” (1984) George Burns. (SHOW) The Borgias “The Borgia Bull” (CC) The Big C (CC) Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie The Big C (N) (S) The Borgias “Paolo” (N) (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) The Borgias “Paolo” (S) (CC)

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››› “Agora” (2009, Adventure) Rachel Weisz, Oscar Isaac. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Medium Raw: Night of the Wolf” (2010) John Rhys-Davies. ‘NR’ “Chatroom” (2010, Drama)

(:10) ›› “Curdled” (1996) William Baldwin. ‘R’ (:40) “Batbabe: The Dark Nightie” (2009) Darian Caine.

››› “Night Catches Us” (2010) Anthony Mackie. ‘R’ ›› “Till Human Voices Wake Us” (2002) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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T Paid ComedyComedyRENO “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” South Pk

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F “Cheech-Chong” › “Out Cold” (2001) Jason London. Work.Work.

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M SmarterSmarter › “Down to Earth” (2001) Chris Rock. › “All About Steve” (2009) ›› “America’s Sweethearts” (2001) ›› “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle”“Street Fighter: Chun-Li” MotherMother

T ››› “Tumbleweeds” (1999, Drama) ›› “America’s Sweethearts” (2001) ›› “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle”“Street Fighter: Chun-Li” ›› “Next” (2007) Nicolas Cage.

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W › “Deep Rising” (1998, Horror) ›› “Next” (2007) Nicolas Cage. ››› “Walk the Line” (2005, Biography) Joaquin Phoenix. PregameUEFA Champions League Soccer Two Two

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F Smarter“Austin Powers-Spy” ››› “Burn After Reading” (2008) ››› “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (2008) Brad Pitt. MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two (GOLF) Morning Drive Morning Drive Varied Programs PaidPaidVaried Programs CentralLPGA (HGTV)

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M IndyCar Racing IndyCar NHL LiveBirdingOutd’rLip & UltimateCamoMajestySeasonsRedfernIntoFishingRed Bull SeriesIndyCar Racing TalkNHL Live

T Red Bull Signature Series NHL Live Fisher.B. DanceBassFishingOutdoorOutd’rBiteSeasonOutd’rsBirdingNHL 36IndyCar Red Bull SeriesRed Bull Series

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F Costas Tonight Big FishOutsideFisher.Outd’rAnglingParkerKnot BassSaltwaFishingIndyCar Red Bull Signature Series Game (NICK) WinxSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Max, FranklinDora...UmiBubbleBubbleMikeUmiDora...Dora...Sponge.T.U.F.F.ParentsPenguinBig TimeNinjasSponge.Kung FuiCarlyVicto (SPIKE)

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T Full Graham ClassicDr. to Dr. Sup. Building

F ZoneDream Machines › “A.I. Assault” (2006) Joe Lando. “Eyeborgs” (2009) Adrian Paul, Megan Blake. ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. ›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) (TBN)

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T Invisible“Rachel and the Stranger” ››› “Born Yesterday” (1950) (CC) ››› “The Moon Is Blue”(:45) “Please Don’t Eat the Daisies”(:45) ›› “Lady L” (1965) (CC) (:45) ››› “Until They Sail” (1957) She

W Fireman“Elmer the Great”(:45) ›› “Alibi Ike” (1935) ›››› “The Pride of the Yankees”(:15) ›› “The Babe Ruth Story”(:15) “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”“The Jackie Robinson Story”“Angels in the Outfield”

TH “Red Planet Mars”“Phantm-League” ›› “The Gamma People” ›› “Riders to the Stars”“The Cyclops” › “Queen of Outer Space”(:15) › “The Wasp Woman” ›› “The Illustrated Man” (1969) (CC) Beast

F “Dr Goldfoot”MGMPlaying(:15) ›› “The Cuban Love Song”“Broadway to Hollywood”“Meet the Baron”(:45) “Strictly Dynamite” ››› “The Diary of Anne Frank” (1959) Millie Perkins. “Dangerous Day”

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Walker, RangerWalker, RangerWalker, RangerChrisChris30 Rock30 Rock

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M “George-Jungle”“Chronicles-Dawn Treader”Portrait ›› “Le Divorce” (2003) Kate Hudson. › “Grind” (2003) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Shrek Forever After” (2010) ›› “Unknown” (2011) Liam Neeson. ›› “Sucker Punch” (2011)

T FairyFace Off ››› “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) ›› “Forces of Nature” (S) “Beavis and Butt-head”(:40) ›› “Monte Carlo” (2011) (S) ›› “Good Burger” (1997) (:15) ›› “The Losers” (2010) (S) (CC)

W › “Mr. Magoo” (1997) (S) ›› “The Medallion” (2003) 24/7Gun Fight ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (S) L. “Chronicles of Narnia: Dawn Treader” ›› “Flipped” (2010) (S) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011)

TH (:15) ›› “Down Periscope” (1996) (S) “While You Were Sleeping”(:45) ›› “Ramona and Beezus” (S) › “The Musketeer” (2001) God-Bigger ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. (S) Veep24/7“Bend It Like”

M ››› “Tom Sawyer” (1973) (:40) ›› “Hereafter” (2010) Matt Damon. (S) (9:50) ››› “48 HRS.” (S) ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996) (:05) ›› “Sanctum” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “Air America” (1990) Mel Gibson. (4:50) “The Town”

T “Cats & Dogs: Kitty Galore”“Cheech & Chong’s Next”(:15) ›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (S) ›› “The X-Files” (1998) (S) (CC) (:35) › “Jonah Hex” (2010) ››› “The Blues Brothers” (1980) (S) (:15) “Just Wright”

W “Tell Them Willie Boy”(:40) “From Justin to Kelly” ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “May” (2002) (S) (CC) (:05) “Marked for Death” (S) (:45) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011) (S) (CC) “Adjustment Bur”

F “Head Above” › “For Richer or Poorer” (1997) (S) ›› “Critters 3” (1992) (S) ›› “Crooklyn” (1994) Alfre Woodard. REAL Sports(:45) ›› “George of the Jungle” (S) (:20) “Shrek Forever After”“Something-Lrd.” (MAX)

TH › “It Takes Two”(:05) “Little Man Tate” (1991) (:45) ››› “The Usual Suspects” (S) ›› “Exporting Raymond” › “Little Fockers” (2010) (:40) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011) (S) (CC) › “Hard Rain” (1998) (S) (:05) “Seven” (S)

M “Life With Mikey” ››› “Capote” (2005, Biography) (S) “Exit Through the Gift Shop” ›› “Skateland” (2010) (S) Liebman-Taller(:15) “Ten Inch Hero” (2007) (S) (CC) “The Prankster” (2010) Matt Angel. (S) “Scary Movie 2”

T (:15) ›› “Losing Chase” (1996) (S) (7:50) “Blessed & Cursed”(:45) ›› “The Deceivers” (1988) (S) ›› “Peep World” (2010) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (S) (:45) ›› “The Core” (2003) Aaron Eckhart. (S) ›› “Red” (2010)

W (:15) “The Last Play at Shea” (2010) ›› “Sioux City” (1994) (:45) “TiMER” (2009) Emma Caulfield. ›› “The Final Cut” (2004) (:15) “Meskada” (2010) (:45) › “A Low Down Dirty Shame”“Lara Croft Tomb Raider”

F ››› “The Undefeated” (1969) (CC) ››› “Operation Dumbo Drop” (S) (:05) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” ›› “Kuffs” (1992) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Arthur” (2011) (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “Waterworld” (1995) Kevin Costner. (S) (SHOW)

TH “Daisies-Dec.” ›› “Mercy” (2009) (S) (CC) › “Dogboys” (1998) (CC) (:15) “One Way to Valhalla” (2009) (CC) “My Own Country” (1998) (S) (CC) ›› “Brighton Rock” (2010) (CC) ››› “The Hours” (2002) (S) (CC)

M “Bound.-Heart”(6:50) “Robin of Locksley” ›› “The Long Ride” (1984) (:05) ››› “An Unreasonable Man”(:15) “Evasive Action” (1998) (S) (CC) (1:55) “Bare Knuckles” (S) › “Shadow of Fear” (2004) “Fair Game” (S)

T MissFire(:45) ›› “Prey of the Jaguar” (1996) “Gadgetman” (1998) (S) (CC) Shorts ››› “Indian Summer” (S) (:10) “Infamy” (2005) (S) (CC) “Honey, I Blew Up the Kid”(:15) ›››› “Dorian Gray” (2009) (S) “Right-Silent”

F “Crocodile Hunter: Collision”(:35) ››› “Steel City” (S) (:15) “Lucky” (2011) Colin Hanks. (S) “Sympathy for Delicious” (S) (:45) ›› “Losing Chase” (1996) (S) ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (TMC)

W Make (:40) › “An Invisible Sign” (2010) (S) ›› “Mandela and de Klerk” (1997) ›› “The Good Mother” (S) (:15) “The Reef” (2010) (S) (:45) ›› “Undiscovered” (2005) (S) “Dispatch” (2011, Drama) “The Messenger” TH “Bareft. Exec.”Shorts(:35) ››› “Hunter Prey”(:05) “Coach” (2010) (S) (CC) (:35) “Waiting for Forever”(:10) ›› “Celebrity” (1998) (CC) Shorts“Joan Rivers” “Talihina Sky” Into F (:10) “Gadgetman” (1998) (S) (:40) ›› “Nativity!” (2009) (S) (CC) › “Shadow of Fear” (2004) ››› “The Thin Blue Line”(:45) ›› “Blue in the Face”(:10) ›› “Get Well Soon”(:45) ›› “Spooner” (2009) “Noble Things” (S)

COVER STORY

Modern ‘Girls’ in HBO series

By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it

Get ready for television’s radically new view of the secret lives of girls.

It comes from Lena Dunham, a young writer-director-actress whose unique creative voice has made marks at the annual South by Southwest (SXSW) Music and Media Festival in Austin, Texas.

After big receptions there for her films “Creative Nonfiction” and “Tiny Furniture,” she returned last month to unveil her newest project: the often stunningly frank HBO series “Girls,” which premieres Sunday, April 15.

With filmmaker Judd Apatow (“The 40-Year-Old Virgin”) as an executive producer, the seriocomic show revolves around several 20-something New Yorkers struggling to balance their careers and love lives ... and, frequently, their friendships with one another. If that sounds like a younger “Sex and the City,” Dunham purposely sets her edgier “Girls” apart by

referencing the earlier series in the first episode.

“I’d heard that writers and independent filmmakers could make a living writing or directing for TV,” she says, “so my interest in television was something I started to talk about when I had the opportunity to get an agent and think about the next step in my career. Having a show that was mine, with a character like the one in ‘Tiny Furniture’ that I could develop over a series arc, was nothing I’d ever even contemplated. The fact that HBO had an interest in something like that was mind-blowing.”

Either the writer or co-writer of the initial season’s 10 scripts, and the director of half of them, Dunham explains she looks at her central characters as “girls” rather than women. That includes her own alter ego, self-aware but deeply vulnerable Hannah, who’s forced even more to find her own way when her parents cut her off financially. The plight also leads her to take a fresh, not entirely thrilling view of her invested-

only-to-a-point boyfriend (Adam Driver).

Dunham’s fellow “Girls” in the show have notable parentage: Allison Williams is the daughter of “NBC Nightly News” and “Rock Center” anchor Brian Williams; Zosia Mamet has the noted playwright-filmmaker David Mamet for a father; and Jemima Kirke, who also worked with Dunham in “Tiny Furniture,” is the offspring of Bad Company drummer Simon Kirke.

“It’s all been sort of mindbending and wonderful at the same time,” Williams maintains of her “Girls” involvement. “I’ve dreamed of doing this my entire life, and funnily enough, there’s something that feels more adult about playing your own age than playing grown-ups in musical theater in school and middle school.

I played Sarah in ‘Guys and Dolls’ before I understood any of the themes she was dealing with.

“There’s something much more serious about playing Marnie in ‘Girls,’ ” Williams notes, “because it seems sort of zoomed-in. There are parts of her life that you don’t necessarily see in other people’s projects, and I think that wartsand-all style of Lena’s is very compelling and certainly very refreshing."

Allison Williams stars in “Girls,” premiering Sunday on HBO.

WEB LINKS

Sunday, HBO premieres “Girls,” a new series that looks at the trials and tribulations of 20-something New Yorkers raised on “Sex and the City.” Learn more at www.hbo.com/girls/index.html

On Sunday, History’s “Full Metal Jousting” ends its first season and awards the $100,000 prize to the top jouster. Get ready for the hits at www.history.com/ shows/full-metal-jousting

It seems as if “Anthony

Bourdain: No Reservations”

TV forever, so it’s a little amazing to consider the Travel Channel mainstay has just entered Season 8 – when it feels more like 18. But after all the places the show has been over the years, instead of running out of locations to visit, the great food and adventures just keep coming.

“A lot of surprises this time out,” Bourdain says of the new season. “By that I mean surprising to me. Mozambique was a bit of a surprise – a very poor country with shockingly good food. Croatia: knew it was going to be good, but wow!”

One of the biggest surprises for the travel essayist was Baja, Mexico. “That’s a developing wonderland that could well be the next big thing,” Bourdain says. “Americans aren’t going (there). They were scared away by the drug wars. And even though the murders have drastically declined since 2009, they really aren’t returning or haven’t returned in any number. So a lot of the kids – the younger chefs – have really taken it upon themselves to just say, ‘The hell with it – we’re going to start cooking modern Mexican food for Mexicans.’ ”

The episode airing Monday, April 16, has the show in Kansas City, Mo., one of several domestic locales the series visits this season, along with Portugal, Finland, Japan, Australia, Malaysia and elsewhere.

•You sometimes have musical guests on. Any this season you can mention?

“The Black Keys will be in one episode, I can tell you that. We’re in Austin now, and we’re here during SXSW (the South by Southwest festival), and there will be a lot of bands during that episode.”

•What are some of your most memorable episodes from the past seven seasons?

“I remain very, very proud of the Rome episode. First of all, it’s always a great experience shooting in Rome. But as a creative enterprise, I’m particularly proud of it because it’s just such a suicidally stupid thing to shoot an entire episode of a food and travel show in a beautiful city like Rome in black and white. We worked very, very hard on that.”

IN FOCUS

“What’s Trending With Shira Lazar,” whatstrending.com

The second season of the interactive digital talk show launched in February, featuring Lazar talking with celebrity guests, offering live on-location special episodes, and picking up on what’s hot and happening in the worlds of entertainment and technology. This season, “What’s Trending” adds Tubefilter founder Marc Hustvedt as a social media correspondent. Along with this Wednesday show, Lazar, a native of Montreal, has another show, “The Partners Project,” which posts on Thursdays.

•You’ve said that where “No Reservations” goes is influenced by what you read. What are you reading now?

“I’m reading Jack Gilbert collected poems and thinking about Greece. Thinking about the Greek islands where he spent a lot of time.”

•You’re up to Season 8; how long do you think you can keep this going?

“As long as it’s interesting and fun for me and for the people I work with. As long as we find ourselves, as we continually do, sitting in the hotel lobby somewhere, saying, ‘How can we do this? What can we try that we haven’t done before?’ As long as there are answers to those questions, as long as it’s interesting, then I’ll keep doing it. The minute it becomes a job, I will stop.”

SOLUTION client fill

“Chow,” www.chow.com

CBS Interactive is behind this food-oriented site, which aims to be one-stop shopping for all things that go between the teeth and over the tongue - and that includes not only food but also wine and spirits. There are recipes, videos, cooking tips, resources, stories, discussion boards, social media links and a newsletter. BTW, it’s not for foodies; it’s for “chowhounds,” or, as the manifesto says, “Foodies eat where they’re told. Chowhounds blaze trails.”

“Everyday Health: Content to Change Your Life,” www. youtube.com/user/EverydayHealth

At the beginning of April, Everyday Health, Inc., launched a YouTube channel devoted to original content featuring many of the same experts that appear on the “Everyday Health” TV series that premiered on ABC stations in September, including Dr. Arthur Agatston, Dr. Joy Bauer and parenting expert Heidi Murkoff (“What to Expect”). Among other upcoming original video content is “Daily Dose with Jillian Michaels” and “Couples in Crisis With Dr. Laura Berman.”

Anthony Bourdain

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›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh, Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Blink” (1994, Suspense) Madeleine Stowe. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(10:50) Co-Ed Confidential 2: Sophomores: Feature 4: On Again, Off Again (12:50) ››› “The Cooler” (2003) William H. Macy. ‘NR’ (:35) ›› “Kuffs” (1992, Comedy) Christian Slater. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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(:10) “Memory” (2007, Suspense) Dennis Hopper, Billy Zane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “Scary Movie 2” (2001) Shawn Wayans. (S) ‘R’

› “Eye See You” (2002) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ (CC)

(11:50) › “Hellraiser: Inferno” (2000) Craig Sheffer. ›› “Daddy and Them” (2001) Billy Bob Thornton. ‘R’

(:15) “Dino Wolf” (2009) Maxwell Caulfield. Premiere. ‘NR’

(:15) ›› “Behind the Burly Q” (2010, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Miss Firecracker” (1989)

(:45) “The Hollywood Complex” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Fair Game” (2010) (CC) › “Groupie” (2010) Taryn Manning. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Good Neighbours” (2010) Jay Baruchel. ‘R’ (CC)

TUESDAY EVENING APRIL 17, 2012

(AMC) CSI: Miami “Vengeance” (S)

››› “Braveheart” (1995, Historical Drama) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. (CC)

›› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A warrior fights snake worshippers to free a princess.

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››› “Gidget” (1959) Sandra Dee, James Darren. (CC) (:45) ››› “Gidget Goes Hawaiian” (1961, Comedy) James Darren. (CC)

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››› “Death Becomes Her” (1992) Meryl Streep. (S) (:40) ››› “My Life Without Me” (2003, Drama) Sarah Polley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Red” (2010) Bruce Willis. The Borgias “Paolo” (S) (CC) The Big C (CC) Nurse Jackie The Borgias “Paolo” (S) (CC) The Big C (CC) Nurse Jackie ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Bryan Callen: Man Class The comic performs. (S) (CC)

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“Backdraft” (1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. Chicago firefighters work overtime to stop a mad arsonist.

›› “The Jerk” (1979, Comedy) Steve Martin, Bernadette Peters.

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›› “The Girls on the Beach” (1965) Premiere.

›› “Beach Ball” (1965) Edd Byrnes. Premiere.

››› “The Endless Summer” (1966) Michael Hynson. (:45) ›› “Barefoot Adventure” (1960, Documentary) (:15) ›› “Spring Break” (1983) David Knell, Steve Bassett. Premiere.

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(:45) ›› “Marked for Death” (1990, Action) Steven Seagal. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “It Takes (SHOW) “Lara Croft” “180 Degrees South” (2010) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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Josh Blue: Sticky Change (N) (CC) “Chick Magnet” (2011) Rolando Millet. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Meskada” (2010, Drama) Nick Stahl, Kellan Lutz. ‘R’

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›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) Angelina Jolie. (:10) ›› “Daisies in December” (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “The Messenger” (2009)

››› “Humpday” (2009) Mark Duplass. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Remarkable Power” (2008) Kevin Nealon. ‘R’ (CC) (12:10) ›› “Windtalkers” (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach, Peter Stormare. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:25) “Batbabe: The Dark Nightie” (:45) ››› “The Myth of the American Sleepover” (2010) Jade Ramsey. “Bareft. Exec.”

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››› “Beach Party” (1963, Comedy) Bob Cummings, Dorothy Malone. (CC)

›› “Muscle Beach Party” (1964) Frankie Avalon. (:45) ›› “Bikini Beach” (1964) Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello. ›› “Beach Blanket Bingo” (1965) Frankie Avalon. (CC) (:15) ›› “Pajama Party” (1964) Tommy Kirk, Annette Funicello. ›› “Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine” (1965) “Dr Gldfoot” (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifePaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidThe Message (S) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Miami Heat. (N) NBA Basketball: Clippers at Suns Inside the NBA (N) Leverage (CC) Law & Order (S) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel “Sacrifice” (TOON) AdvenAdvenMADRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleDelocateAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleTitanAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodTruck Truck Sand M.Sand M.Hotel ImpossibleNo ReservationSand M.Sand M.Hotel ImpossibleNo ReservationTruck Truck PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Not Safe For WorkJokersJokersMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...Not Safe For WorkJokersJokersMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) (5:52) M*A*S*H (:24) M*A*S*H Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Home Improve. The Jeffersons Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Escaped” (S) (CC)

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(12:50) Sex Games Cancun Feature 4 (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Diggstown” (1992) James Woods. (S) ‘R’

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›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “The Hole” (2001, Suspense) Thora Birch, Embeth Davidtz. ‘R’

›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) “Bikini Chain Gang” (2005, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Camouflage” (1999, Action) Leslie Nielsen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Bare Knuckles” (2009) Martin Kove. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(4:30) ›››› “Rain Man” (1988)

“One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” (1975, Drama) Jack Nicholson, Louise Fletcher, Brad Dourif. (CC)

“King Arthur” (2004) Clive Owen. Arthur and his knights embark on a rescue mission.

“Below” (2002) Matthew Davis. Mysterious events occur aboard a World War II submarine.

“Sabretooth” (2002, Suspense) David Keith, Vanessa Angel. The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) North Woods LawNorth Woods LawNorth Woods LawRattlesnakeNorth Woods LawRattlesnakeNorth Woods LawNorth Woods LawNorth Woods LawNorth Woods LawRattlesnakeBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Kathy › “The Sweetest Thing” (2002) › “The Sweetest Thing” (2002) PaidPaidPaidPaidCeleb. Apprentice (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)

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(TCM) “Dangerous Day of K. Jones”

›› “Ski Party” (1965, Musical Comedy) Frankie Avalon, Dwayne Hickman.

›› “Winter a Go-Go” (1965) James Stacy, William Wellman Jr. ›› “Get Yourself a College Girl” (1964) Dave Clark Five, The Animals.

›› “Equinox” (1970) Edward Connell, Barbara Hewitt. › “The Green Slime” (1969) Robert Horton. Babysitter’s Table Manners ››› “The Petrified Forest” (1936) (TLC) Gypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ››› “The Hangover” (2009) (CC) (:15) ››› “I Love You, Man” (2009) Paul Rudd. ›› “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007) (CC) PreviewLaw & Order (S) Smallville “Abyss” PreviewLaw (TOON) AdvenNinjaGoCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBoonAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenTitanAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) (:40) The Nanny (:15) The Nanny “The Bird’s Nest” 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Home Improve. 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Fairly Legal “What They Seem” (N) In Plain Sight “The Medal of Mary” (N) Suits Mike faces off against Devon. Fairly Legal “What They Seem” (CC) In Plain Sight “The Medal of Mary” “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit” Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherMLB Baseball: White Sox at Mariners ScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidSingAdelante

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›››› “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” (1975, Drama) Jack Nicholson, Louise Fletcher, Brad Dourif. ›› “King Arthur” (2004) Clive Owen. (CC) (AP) Human Planet (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Cats 101 “Kittens” Who-AnimalsAlaska WildlifeCountry Justice (S) North Woods LawNorth Woods LawNorth Woods LawNorth Woods LawNorth Woods LawNorth Woods Law (BRAVO) Celeb. ApprenticeHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Interior TherapyInterior TherapyHousewives/OCHousewives/OC (CNBC) Grt PilPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mGuptaCNN Newsroom (N) BottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM)

›››› “There Will Be Blood” (2007) Daniel Day-Lewis. A Texas oil prospector becomes morally bankrupt as his fortune grows. (CC)

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›› “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself” (2009) Tyler Perry, Taraji P. Henson. Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (TCM) “Petrified” ››› “Nothing Sacred” (1937) Carole Lombard. (CC) ›› “Gold Is Where You Find It” (1938) George Brent. (:45) ›› “After Midnight With Boston Blackie” (1943) ›› “Tarzan’s Revenge” (1938) (:15) ››› “The Long Voyage Home” (1940) John Wayne, Thomas Mitchell. (:15) ››› “Lord Jim” (1965) Peter O’Toole. A disgraced 19thcentury British sailor lives nobly among natives. (CC) ››› “Cape Fear” (1962) (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMacy’s MakeoverMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Disappeared (S) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real Life (TNT) LawLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) Law & Order (S) ›› “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007) (CC) (:45) ›› “Yes Man” (2008) Jim Carrey. (CC) ›› “Old School” (TOON) JohnnyRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10Thundr.LanternJusticeMADLevel

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(:15) ››› “The Blues Brothers” (1980, Musical Comedy) John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Jonah Hex” (S) (SHOW) “How to Lose” “The Rainbow Tribe” (2008) David James Elliott. ‘NR’ “The Last Play at Shea” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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›› “The Perfect Host” (2010) David Hyde Pierce. ‘R’ (:45) ›› “The Right to Remain Silent” (1996) Lea Thompson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “All Good Things” (2010) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Scary Movie 2” (2001) Shawn Wayans. (S) ‘R’ ›› “I Am Number Four” (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (:05) › “An Invisible Sign” (2010) Jessica Alba. ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Saving God” (2008, Drama) Ving Rhames. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(AMC) (4:30) ›› “King Arthur” (2004) (CC)

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(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. (N) Twins UFC Fight Night Alves vs. Kampmann. UFCMLB Baseball: Twins at Rays Boxing The Best of PrideWorld Poker Tour (FX) › “Armageddon”UFC 145: Jones vs. Evans - Prelims (N) ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004, Action) LouieTwo Two LouieLouieLouieLouieTwo Two PaidPaidPaidPaid

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›› “Take the Lead” (2006, Musical) Antonio Banderas, Rob Brown.

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Cape Fear” (CC)

›››› “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” (1977) Richard Dreyfuss, François Truffaut. (CC) ››› “Rollerball” (1975) James Caan, John Houseman, Maud Adams. (CC) (:45) ›› “Logan’s Run” (1976, Science Fiction) Michael York, Jenny Agutter, Richard Jordan. (CC)

››› “Westworld” (1973) Yul Brynner. (CC) ››› “Soylent Green” (1973) Charlton Heston. (CC) (:15) ›› “Honky Tonk” (1941) (CC) (TLC) Hard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidencePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) ›› “Old School” ››› “The Hangover” (2009) (CC) (:15) ›› “Old School” (2003) (CC) (:15) ›› “Yes Man” (2008) (CC) (:15) ›› “Observe and Report” (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) WallaceWallaceWallaceGumballKing/HillChilLoiterFam GuyBoonAqua BleachFullmetalDurararaKekFoolyCowboyBig OGhostBleachFullmetalDurararaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Extr. WaterparksGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnForensicForensicPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND)

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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

(HBO) (5:00) ›› “The Saint” (1997) (CC) ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) Reese Witherspoon. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Mayweather Mayweather Game of Thrones (S) (CC) ›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) Reese Witherspoon. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Mayweather (:10) ›› “Eurotrip” (2004) Scott Mechlowicz. ‘R’ (CC) What to Watch “Beavis and Butthead Do America” (MAX) (5:30) › “Jonah Hex” (2010) (CC) (6:50) ›››› “Jaws” (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “The Tree of Life” (2011, Drama) Brad Pitt, Sean Penn. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Girl’s Guide (11:50) Sin City Diaries Feature 3: To Die For (S) (CC) Femme Fatales (:15) ››› “The Tree of Life” (2011, Drama) Brad Pitt, Sean Penn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:35) ›››› “Ordinary People” (1980) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) ›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Boxing Abner Mares vs. Eric Morel. Mares battles Morel for the vacant WBC super bantamweight title. From El Paso, Texas. (N) (Live) The Borgias “Paolo” (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) Bryan Callen: Man Class The comic performs. (S) (CC)

(2:55) ›› “Sonny” (2002, Drama) James Franco. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (4:50) ›› “Red” (2010) Bruce Willis. (TMC) (:15) “Dark Descent” (2002, Adventure) Dean Cain, Scott Wiper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Road Kill” (2010, Horror) Bob Morley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Rest Stop: Dead Ahead” (2006) Jaimie Alexander. ‘R’

“Rest Stop: Don’t Look Back” (2008) Diane Salinger. ››› “Beautiful Kate” (2009) Ben Mendelsohn. ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Alchemy” (2005) Tom Cavanagh. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Daddy and Them” (2001, Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton. (S) ‘R’ “Miss Firecrkr”

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